#האומנמו

[haomnamu]

zionist is officially a meaningless "bad thing" on social media like wtf even is this interraction

[haomnamu]

All this convert discourse is so fucking stupid. you do realize that **by definition** converts are jewish? I'm not going to use words like ethnicity here because then it's going to become an argument over semantics, but like from the beginning of Jewish peoplehood, converts have existed. They are a central piller of how the tribe works, its just how it is. Now the question of what is a "valid" converion is a different question and im not going into it couse i dont want to, but whether converts are jewish or not??

This is literally a non issue made by people who I think see jewishness as a race of smth. like no saying converts are jewish is not like that rachel dolasle woman because jewishness is not in the same category of american race theory and groups. like?? what

[haomnamu]

מאכזב אך לא מפתיע 🫠

ואגב, עברתי על הרשימה של ארגונים החברים לפי מדינה, וכמובן שארגונים רוסיים וסינים חברים.

[haomnamu]

שמעו אני לא רוצה לעשות עין אבל רק אומר שיש לי גיף ספציפי עם פרוקי רגליים ימיים רוקדים שמוכן לי בקנה

[haomnamu]

יום שלישי היום שני המהדק דג

my stupid thighs hurt from doing squats

[haomnamu]

hey people I know this is all nice and cool that the bitch is finaly dead but please don't post pictures of dead bodies (or at least tag them as such) thank youuuu

[haomnamu]

4 חטופים הושבו בחיים.

[haomnamu]

הפרופורציות לא משהו אבל אני כן מרגיש שהצלחתי קצת לתפוס את העצב

[haomnamu]

idk about that. like i get the thing about "connecting to the original pronunciation" and all that, but it isn't even necessarily true.

for example wrt the vowels - all pronunciation systems (barring maybe the ashkenazi ones that are heavily influenced by yiddish dialects) have a historical leg to stand on. in addition to the tiberian system, which distinguishes 7 vowels, there are 2 more ancient nikkud systems:

the babilonian system that distinguishes only 6 vowels like the yemini tradition - having one sign equivilant to tiberian patah and segol

the erets-yisrael (palestinian) nikkud that uses patah and kamats, and tsere and segol interchangeably, and so was probably based on a system that had only 5! vowels - just like sephardic hebrew and so modern hebrew aswell!

so which one is "more authentic" than?

Possibly unpopular opinion: we should modify modern Hebrew to make it sound and function more like biblical/tiberian/archaic Hebrew.

It will make it harder to learn, sure. But in my opinion it sounds cooler and the grammar/syntax also sounds cooler.

Modern Hebrew, as cool as it is, has too much influence from European languages, some of which have absolutely no connection with Semitic languages like Hebrew and Aramaic.

Eg: Kamatz (אָ) used to sound like a cross between A and O. Tzeyre (אֵ) made an “ey” sound. ח made a ħ sound, ת made both a T and θ sound. Shwa (אְ) was more guttural. Vav (ו) made a W sound (although I still think that it should still make the V sound too). Tet (ט) made a guttural T sound. Gimel (ג) made both a G and γ sound. Dalet (ד) made a D and δ sound. Etc

The grammar, like the possessive suffixes also functioned differently along with other things. Restructuring Hebrew to make it closer resemble older versions would possibly unlock more of our history, and even revive other languages such as Punic/Phoenician and Judeo Aramaic.

The biggest problem is that many people currently speak Hebrew as it is. So it would be difficult.

Autistic rant about Linguistics and Hebrew over.

[haomnamu]

כל יום אני משתמש בכלים ואז אני צריך לשטוף אותם. סבל מתמשך ובלתי נגמר.

[haomnamu]

להפיץ שמועות שקריות שהצילו חטופים זה מעשה כל כך מרושע. בשביל מה לעשות את זה? למה?

[haomnamu]

בפעם הראשונה אי פעם אנוכי חיובי לקורונה. לקח לה 5 שנים, אבל בסוף היא תפסה גם אותי 😔

[haomnamu]

inspiration struck

*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

[haomnamu]

אז נכשלתי טסט רביעי, אבל לפחות הפעם המורה שלי מסכים איתי שזה לא היה הוגן וחרא על הסטסר, וזה גם ניצחון #חצי_הכוס_המלאה

[haomnamu]

זה מדהים כמה סוכריה יכולה לשפר את המצב. אני חולה שוב, ליטרלי בול שבועיים טףאחרי שהחלמתי מהדלקת גרון, ואני כבר שעתיים פשוט יושב על הספה עם עיניים עצומות בלי כוח לעשות כלום כמעט. פתאום חשבתי לעצמי בא לי סוכרייה. לקחתי סוכרייה (קשה בטעם תפוז), ופתאום הרבה יותר טובב. אני עדיין מרגיש חרא כן? אבל לפחות יש לי מצב רוח לזוז שוב. סידרתי את הדברים שלי שהיו על השולחן בסלון ועכשיו אני עומד לעלות להתקלח ולישון :))

[haomnamu]

@staff היי מה קורה יש מצב שאתם מראים לי איפה הכפתור שחוסם כל דבר שקשור לאמריקה למשהו כמו חודשיים כזה?