#~~Fast daddy Answers~~ [Minato Answers]

[konohadaddies]

👀 + "I would love to be dominated by you lord 4th. I want you to hold me down while I beg for more and more as you take me from behind~" - Ino to Minato

Blue eyes widened as she spoke, a flush taking over his cheeks and the tips of his ears. Logically, Minato knew that Ino was the same age as his son. However, just like with Naruto, he hadn't been around during her childhood. Now that he'd been resurrected, he wasn't completely sure how to interact with the younger generation of Shinobi; the ones who were born just before or even after his death were adults. Part of his brain glitched out because this woman was the same age as his son but he had been brought back at his prime, he was in his early twenties himself technically. He and Shikaku had spoke a little about how awkward all this was.

Of course the biggest issue he had was how enticing it did sound; she was definitely her father's daughter and carried similar beauty as Inoichi had when they were younger. "I um...I don't really know what to say..."

Even if he wanted to say yes.

[theamazinguchihabruhs]

Kushina

“I’m sorry for making you work on a Saturday” I looked at my hands that were placed on my lap. “No, don’t be, I am sorry for canceling Tuesday, I feel bad for making you come all the way here” “I don’t mind, it’s one bus” I chuckled out of awkwardness before getting up, “Besides family comes first” Minato frowned slightly by my words. I wondered if I said anything wrong. “Naruto mentioned why I was absent?” He asked, knitting his eyebrows slightly “He said that it was due some family circumstances, something to do with a cousin” I answered honestly. “Alright, I thought you had some mind reading power” He stood up to see me out. His level of sarcasm sometimes were off the chart. “Dad!” Naruto wrapped his arms around his father’s arm the moment Minato opened his door. The baby blue eyes sparkled as they looked up at Minato’s.   “I’d appreciate it if you just get straight to the point and not try to butter me up first” Minato seemed to be onto Naruto’s game. “Will you drive me to the mall~” He asked with a childish tone to his voice. “Didn’t you promise a certain godfather to help him with gardening?” “I did! But I texted him because it turn out Gaara is in town because of a wedding bla bla bla~anyway! We were going to have fun day today; play tennis, watch a movie, have milkshakes-” “Wait, are you leaving?” Kushina stood in the hallway. “Dattebayo~!” Naruto had this annoyed teenage look in his eyes. “But what about our baking time?” Kushina’s eyes turned in the one look I knew all too well...disappointed mother eyes. “Next week, I promise, come on, I haven’t seen Gaara in months” He put on the puppy eyes. “Fine, dattebane!”  Kushina pouted slightly, though she tried hard not to let anybody notice it. “Sasuke, come too!” He said excitedly. I shook my head. “I pass” I said. How was I gently going to say that I was awkward and so was Gaara and that would lead to lots of awkward silences. “I can drive you home if you like?” Minato offered. “I will take the bus, I was planning on getting some lunch on my way, but thanks anyway” “I have some left-over onigiri, if you want I can wrap them up for you” Kushina offered and my eyes widened. Hell yeah, I would love some onigiri right now. “Yes~” I answered. I could even tell how pathetic my voice sounded at the mention of food. ‘You could literally see his face start glowing, dattebayo” Naruto muttered. “Then we will be going” Minato said and smiled at his wife. I guess he too was on to the fact Kushina was slightly hurt by Naruto not wanting to spend time with her, though it was part of growing up. She sighed as the door closed behind her husband. “One day they call you in the middle of the night because they are scared and then they throw you around like dirty underwear, dattebane” Kushina walked towards the kitchen and I followed her. I wasn’t sure I had to comment on it or not. “How did your mother do it with 6 boys?” She asked while she opened the fridge. “Hnn...hand them off to the next in line” I commented. “Ah...I only have one son, say Sasuke do you know how to make cookies?” She turned her head to me. “I can google it, I guess” “I have a special recipe for delicious cookies, my grandmother passed it down to my mother who passed down to me, it is an Uzumaki secret, dattebane!” She pressed her finger against her lips. “Last time I baked...I almost killed your son” I let my head hang. How was I supposed to know he was allergic to walnuts?! “You didn’t know he was allergic, this is different” She suddenly stood up and wrapped her arm around my neck, “It will be great! We will make it our day! Dattebane!” She was so excited, I couldn't help but to smile. Naruto really took after her. “Yeah, let’s do that” I said. “I will grab you an apron!” She said and quickly reached for a drawer and grabbed another green apron out of it. I put it on and tied it around me before washing my hands. ---------------------------------------- “So, Sasuke, you are seventeen now, right?” She asked while I was preheating the oven. “Aha” I confirmed. Getting up and grabbing my glass of juice from the counter to take a sip. “So are you in a relationship yet?” She suddenly asked, I spit my drink out and coughed a couple of times. “No, nooooo~” I said turning my head to her. She had this smirk on her face while her eyes were narrowed. “Aha, what is your type anyway? Come on, I am a mother who has connections with other mothers and can hook you up with their sons” She was so direct...just...like her son. “I don’t really have a type, I am just in that period of...uhm...loving yourself before loving someone else” “Naruto mentioned you tried to have sex with professor Sunray” “Why does he mention that to his mother?!” I couldn’t keep my voice steady. She laughed. “So you do have a type?” Damn...married to Minato really gave her some good interrogation skills. “Maybe...I do have a type” I swallowed. She turned around and held a spoon in her hand.   “Want to lick the spoon?” She asked with that motherly smile on her face. “I...I kinda wanna do that...yeah...” She handed me the spoon and I leaned against the counter. “What shape shall we make these cookies?” She asked, my first thought was ‘dick-shaped’ but then I realized I was practically talking to my imaginary mother-in-law. “Well?’ “Dinosaurs!” I said because I felt pressured. “That is a little too hard” “Heart…?” I said. She seemed to think deeply before looking back at me. “I sort of wanted to make dick-shaped ones, but then I thought it would be inappropriate to do that with a friend of my son’s” She looked at the dough. “Really? Because I was about to suggest dicks, but I thought it would be inappropriate” I said, “Dicks it is” “Great minds think alike” Kushina said. I nodded and took another sip from my drink. “Can I ask you something?” I put my glass down. “Birth feels nothing like constipation” She said. “I wasn’t going to ask that” I said, “I was wondering...how you met...Mr.Namikaze?” I cleared my throat, “Okay, let rephrase that...what made you fall in love with him?” “Sasuke, you want to hear my love story?” She smiled kindly when she looked at me. “I guess...I do…” I had no way to escape her look...her eyes had mine trapped. “Why do you want to know? I never took you for somebody who’s into romance” I wanted to laugh so hard. She totally had to read all my fanfictions. “When I was younger, I asked my mother how she met my father, she said I should ask him, I totally forgot about it...and before I could remember he was gone” I tried to guilt talk my way out. I was not going to tell Kushina that I am in love with her son; so them having a similar mind would mean that what Minato did to get her, I could do something alike with Naruto. “Aw, you poor little boy” She walked towards me and hugged me, then she suddenly pushed my head against her chest and stroked my cheek, “Precious must be protected” She would definitely fit well with my weird family. “Uhm...” I coughed slightly. She let go and apologised, scratching the back of her head. “I can get weird sometimes, I am sorry” She said going back to the dough. “I met Minato in high school” She began her story and I think I have never listened to any story more eagerly than I did this one. Before I even knew it I was sitting at the dining table with a cup of tea, eating dick shaped cookies and listening to her story. “Oh, look at the time, I must be boring you with all my jabbering-” “No, please go on” I said and I almost choked in the dick cookie, I was way too eager to hear the rest. “We are talking here about my love life, but what about yours?” “I am going to make this very fast, I am single and I am a virgin, now continue” I said and her expression changed before she chuckled. “You’re adorable, dattebane!” she said, “So what are you waiting on?” She had this smug look on her face. Was I just being questioned about my sex live by my future mother in law who doesn’t even know she is my future mom in law? I looked down at my cup of tea. “Honestly, I haven’t gotten...quite...around it” “You haven’t gotten around the dick, dattebane”  She laughed and I looked away feeling my cheeks heat up quite the bit. “I am sorry, was I too direct?” “I guess I am still waiting for the right person” I said. “Naruto told me what happened during Halloween” She sipped her tea like she was the Kermit the Frog meme. I looked Kushina dead in the eye. “I was hungry, tired and it was very late…” I bit down my lip, now this got embarrassing. “Ooh, don’t be like that, Sasuke, how many times do you think I got that wasted?” “You? I always imagine Mr Namikaze to be the light weight” I commented, she looked around her before nodding. “How many times do you think I carried my husband to bed, dattebane?” She said. “I found out that I am the horny drunk...I am not proud of it either” I sighed. “Maybe you are just more perverted than you think and it builds up until you lose control of it, with alcohol” She said. “I thought your husband was the therapist?” I asked. “What the difference between a mother and a therapist anyway, dattebane” She said and it was hard to take her words seriously when she was holding a dick shaped cookie. “For starters, therapy is a lot more expensive, ss for my mother...she did try to kill me...several times” I looked up at Kushina to try and read her expression. “Speaking of bad relationships” She whispered, “Dattebane” “But she also ended up in a mental facility and killed herself...so...she was clearly suffering” I sat back, looking at the mug that had “I hate Mondays”  written on it. “Before that, I was pretty invisible to her”  I sighed. “I guess that is one of the reasons why I was more of a daddy’s boy...that was until he got shot through the head and I saw pieces of his brain on the wall” “I am so sorry” She said and I waved her off. “It has been a long time ago, hey, what is that behind you? An album?” I asked. She looked behind her and smiled, grabbing what seemed like a photo album. “Ooh, these are just some of Naruto’s baby photos, dattebane” She put the album down, opening it to the first pictures. I swear it felt like golden light came from that album the moment my eyes were met the cutest image of my entire life, Naruto’s baby butt. I grabbed my chest, this was too adorable. I just wanted to bite him. “He is adorable” My voice was soft because I was holding up so much excitement. He was so adorable, just those chubby cheeks. “From those pictures you wouldn’t believe I almost died giving birth to him” Kushina said and I looked up. “Now you are the one ruining the mood” I said, “Can I please have a copy of this one?” I asked holding up a picture of Naruto’s first time on the potty. “His butt hasn’t changed a bit” I commented. “Ooohh somebody has been staring~”Kushina’s voice caused me to I gasp like I was caught doing something illegal. “It is not what you think!” “I always did wonder why your boxer briefs were in my son’s room, dattebane” Her words confused me. “What?” I asked  confused, but before she could even hear me there was something else that interrupted us. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~”  I swear Naruto was like one big yellow flash when he grabbed the album from the table and pressed it against his chest, “Mom! How could you betray me like that, dattebayo!” “Oh honey, we were just talking about your butt” Kushina waved it off like it wasn’t a big deal. Naruto gasped dramatically. “I can’t believe you are eating dick cookies with Sasuke! That is our thing!” “Don’t change the subject, maybe somebody just has to go to the potty” I turned the picture in my hand around and Naruto’s face turned pale. He reached for the picture, but I moved it away from him. “Don’t be so embarrassed, look how adorable you were” I pressed the picture against my chest, “I am keeping it” I smirked, seeing him narrow his eyes. “Don’t make me sneak in your house and steal the album of embarrassment, dattebayo!” He seemed slightly pissed. “Didn’t you say the lock in my house couldn’t be cracked open?” I asked, cocking my head slightly in confusion. “Uhm…right...I forgot…” He scratched the back of his head, “Just give the picture back, alright!” “Fight me” I said and I couldn’t surpass the enjoyment in my eyes seeing him actually consider it. “Ooee, Sasuke, destroy him” Kushina said way too eager for somebody talking about her son. “Mom!” Naruto shouted, “You should be on my side” “Why don’t you ask Gaara?” Kushina folded her arms. “Damn, mom! You salty witch”   “Cookies are a tiny bit salty” She said, examining the dick cookie with a serious expression. “Stop eating small dick cookies!” Naruto said, stealing his mother’s cookie. “Sorry, my dick cookies are so small, if you wanted to see a big dick then why don’t you look in the mirror, you’ll see the biggest of all” “I know you are just calling me dick, but I can’t help...thinking you are referring to something else-” “I am not” I turned the picture, my finger right under his baby dick. “HEY! IT GREW A LOT SINCE THEN, DATTEBAYO!” I never heard him raise his voice that loud. His face was red and I just lost it. I laughed so hard, he managed to quickly grab the picture. “Mom! I swear to God, I am burning them!” He grabbed the album and walked off. “Ooh, honey, don’t” “Don’t over-react, Naruto”  We could hear the door of his room shut loudly and I looked at Kushina. “Maybe he is having a bad day?” I suggested. “He is never like this” Kushina looked at me, “Maybe he is mad his cool image is gone” “Like he ever had to impress me” The moment I said those words, I wish I could take them back. I looked at Kushina who had a smug smile. “I had a gut feeling” She said. “I am going to check up on him!” I got up. “Give him your dick-” “What?! No! Perverted! Waaa!” I panicked. Kushina just shoved the plate with our dick shaped cookies towards me. “Your dick shaped cookies” She finished her sentence. I awkwardly lifted the plate. “...you have heard...nothing…” I whispered walking up the stairs and to Naruto’s room. I knocked out of courtesy. “No!” He shouted. Pfff...as if I was going to listen. I shoved the door open, feeling something heavy on the other side. “Naru-” I stuck my head in his room and I felt a imaginary brick fall on my head seeing a blanket fort with a sign saying “no adults allowed”. “I hate to break it to you...but you are sort of an adult in a few months” “Adult in training!” Naruto said from inside his pillow fort. I sighed and pushed the blanket away so I could see him sit in his fort. “How you holding up, champ?” I asked, holding the cookies in my other hand. “Pissed off, dattebayo” He said while I crawled next to him. “They are bit salty, but that matches you” I said, putting the plate of cookies on his lap, “You can’t really be mad at some stupid baby pictures?”   “I am” he said, “I am mad at more things” “Soo~ you are playing with a fidget spinner in a blanket fort? I am not a therapist...but doesn’t seem like a healthy way to deal with this” I said. “You are teaching me about healthy ways?” He looked up from the fidget spinner in his hand, “I am sorry if I am not taking mental health advice from you” “Fair enough” I said, “Guess you can choke on my dick” I grabbed a dick cookie and pushed it in his mouth. “Okay, I am sorry, dattebayo” Naruto chewed his cookie, “Salty” He muttered. “I fucked up, alright? Kushina said next time I will do better” I sighed. “Next time?” Naruto asked, he had this confused look in his eyes and it suddenly hit me. Naruto is a lone child...he was jealous when he saw his mom spend time with me instead of him. Just like a four years old not wanting to share his toy with his younger sibling. “Are you jealous?” I asked. “No, why would I be jealous? Pffff, of you? Why? No”  That was one “no’s” too many to sound convincing. I guess he caught on to that one too. He looked at me. “She is my mom…she is like my best friend and...I am just mommy’s little boy” He said that with such a cute look on his face. “I thought you were daddy’s little boy?” I questioned teasingly. “I can be both, dattebayo!” He said. I envied how loved he was. By his father, his mother...me. “Naruto, did I ever talk about my mother with you?” I asked him seriously. “She went to a mental facility and committed suicide” He said, taking another bite of the cookie while staring at the fidget spinner in his hand. “Well, before that” I said, my hand reached for his hair, tucking it behind his hair. It caused him to look up from the spinner in his hand to me. “I remember...one time I was so angry at Shisui...it was something silly, but I was young, and my mother...she gave me one of those juice packages and some animal biscuits, and she told me���Sasuke, swallow it up” “That doesn’t sound like good advice, dattebayo” “Well…I never said she was a good mother” I whispered, “But that next morning she made me a tomato sandwich and I went to school with a smile on my face...so yeah” “I am not sure what you are trying to say with this story, you are telling me to swallow everything?” I smiled at his words. “I am saying that my mother sucked and your mother is actually the closest I have felt to a good mother in a while...and I am sorry if you and your lonely child glory got a bit jelly” “Now you are making me sound like a four years old” Naruto said. “Well, you are hiding in a blanket fort” I commented. “I can call it the sexy bunk, hang some xmas lights, it will really create a mood” “Pff, somebody who has a sign saying ‘no adults allowed’, you really talk adult stuff here” I said. “I am just saying! Dattebayo” He put the plate of cookies down. “Say, uhm...how many pictures...have you seen?” His cheeks had a shade of pink. “A lot” I said with a proud smile on my face, “But...we can call it a tie” I grabbed my phone, opening to my gallery before turning it to Naruto. “This is me baby me” I said, swiping through some pictures,”This is baby me sucking on my dad’s expensive watch while being butt naked, oh, and this is me running around naked as a toddler, this is me in my scout uniform” Naruto grabbed my phone. “You were a scout!?” “No wait, Naruto-” He swiped the picture and he looked up to meet my eyes. “To whom do you even send these?” “It was really a prank to Itachi’s  “what are you wearing” …”   “Where did you even got tha-” I grabbed my phone back and put it back in my pocket, “Stop nosing around!” “You saw my baby pictures, dattebayo” “I showed you some of mine!” I pinched his cheek, “Stop being an ungrateful brat”  I pushed a cookie in his mouth ,”Eat dick, yours might grow from it” “I swear to God, I am going to prove to ya-” “Sorry, can’t hear you, you got too much dick in your mouth” I said, crawling out of the blanket fort. “Hnnff” He stopped talking and shoved the album towards me. “Really, it is an honour to look at your baby butt” I grabbed the album and I could see the regret on his face, but I already took off. “I hope Burrito has your butt!” He shouted after me. “I got the album” I said, sitting back down with Kushina. “Who is Burrito?” Kushina asked. “It is our imaginary future son” I said, “It is a long story” “I changed my mind!” Naruto ran back downstairs and tried to grab the album from me, but I kept him an arm length away.   “Uzumaki, I will fight you for it!” I threatened. “Mom!” “So, is Burrito’s name debatable for my future grandson?” She asked, Naruto stopped reaching for the album and looked at his mother with a “wtf”  look. “I am saying Sasuke is quite the guy and you will regret-” “MOM! YOU AREN’T CUPID!” Naruto shouted his face turning red “Bitch, I am Venus” Kushina snapped her finger. “Makes you Cupid, sort of” I looked at Naruto, who pushed me on my seat and grabbed the photo album, I put my leg behind his and he tripped and fell backwards, but I quickly grabbed him by his collar before he hit the ground.   “Thanks, cupid” I said, grabbing the album from him. Oxoxoxo special thanks to @failureoftheyear for editing oxooxx

[bantamsquash]

Daddy you are as fast as Minato you are my favorite super ninja shirt

Daddy you are as fast as Minato you are my favorite super ninja shirt

Other countries are looking at us really hard right now thinking our country is destroying its self a could lead to a civil war Mr president if this continues you need to call in the military to put an end to our cities being torn up an burned a more innocent people being killed a defunded our police is not the answer I’m all for holding peaceful protests but not rioter I think it’s time it’s…

[konohadaddies]

She’s giving him a bit of a cheeky smile. “Minato have you ever fucked someone on the Hokage desk? Up against the windows in the office?”

"...No..." It wasn't completely a lie. He'd never fucked someone on his desk or against the windows. But that desk may have served a good support for him a couple of times. Strangely, when he was in control of what was happening, he couldn't make himself play in the hokage's office. However, when he was wound up enough by a dominant partner he was much more easily swayed

[konohadaddies]

“I can’t sleep.” Naruto to Minato

While he would have loved to be there for Naruto as he grew up, Minato knew that they didn't really have the full father-son relationship he would have hoped for. But now that he was back, it warmed his heart that Naruto would even tell him that much. War was hard on them all and he assumed it was nightmares, but didn't want to make assumptions and be wrong.

"Want to talk about it?" Minato would do this for anyone in the village if they needed it, but he hoped that Naruto would take him up on it. Even if he couldn't be a regular father to him, if he could offer some kind of comfort he'd be so happy.

[konohadaddies]

"Is there a favorite genre of book you like to read?" (Haruhi to Minato)

Looking at the young Uchiha girl, Minato took a moment to ponder her question. “I have read all of sensei’s books, but I actually prefer to read non-fiction. I like to learn of our past so we can avoid repeating it. What about you?”

[konohadaddies]

[for anyone] "everybody’s survival looks a little bit like death sometimes."

Blue eyes widened faintly at Kakashi’s words and it took him a moment to collect himself. Though when he did, Minato offered a light laugh, humorless it may be. “Pretty sure I’m supposed to be the teacher here, yeah?” 

Though he couldn’t deny that his former student definitely had a point. Everyone had a limit for what they could take without showing the effects. Minato had sadly reached that point with Kushina’s death. And the half empty bottle of sake sitting on the table showed that he definitely wasn’t coping well with losing her.

[konohadaddies]

A kiss to say “Hello” (From Haruhi to Minato)

He was happy to see the young woman and leaned in, pressing a kiss to her cheek before he straightened up again. “Hey there, how are you doing?” Minato gently squeezed her shoulder as he smiled at her.

[konohadaddies]

Moan for Minato?

SEVEN: My muse trails kisses down your muses chest

There was a part of him that still felt somewhat guilty to be finding himself in this situation over and over with his student, but he really didn’t have it in him to refuse her. Not when they both so obviously wanted this. And so here he found himself again, laying between her legs, hands playing gently over her skin as his lips drug down her chest, blazing a path between her breasts and then back up to her jaw again.

It wasn’t exactly that he wanted to tease, but that he couldn’t help but touch her while still helping her get rid of the rest of her clothes. He really did love how she reacted to him and wished that he knew what this meant to her. Was it lust? Was it more? What ever it was, it was heaven for the time he was allowed it.

[konohadaddies]

💑 (Minato + Asuma!)

💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner?

Minato: You need to be able to laugh. Have a good smile. Be able to talk to him. Don’t hero worship just because he’s Konoha’s Yellow Flash. Treat him like just another person.

Asuma: Don’t be judgemental. Everyone has their vices, everyone has to cope somehow. Just let him have his. Talk with him, become a friend. Then let him know you want something more.

[konohadaddies]

Biting(Minato), Edgeplay(Shibi), Aftercare(Sasuke)

Minato:

Biting:

NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS

Shibi:

Edgeplay:

NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS

Sasuke:

Aftercare: [Italic for giving. Bold for receiving]

NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS

[konohadaddies]

"yo" she waves her hand, "you want to tell me why you walked in my house with muddy shoes or--"

Blue eyes widened suddenly at Kushina’s words and the blond looked down at his feet, realizing suddenly that she was correct and his shoes were dirty. Offering a sheepish grin, he pulled the bouquet of fresh flowers he’d picked for her from behind his back. “I wanted to give you these...I guess I got too close to the edge of the creek getting those lilies...” His free hand lifted to scratch faintly at the back of his head.

[konohadaddies]

Offers Minato a blunt- (just cause Ive never seen a reason to talk yo this goof)

Minato was rarely one who let himself relax around other people, but he was also tired of the stress that had been chasing him for days now. Which was his only excuse for the way he accepted the lit joint, bringing it to his mouth for a long heavy drag. Holding the smoke in his lungs, blue eyes fell closed as he let it work as much as it could, passing back the blunt before finally blowing out the smoke in a long plume. “Thank you.” Manners were still necessary even if they were doing things that perhaps thanks were awkward for.

[konohadaddies]

💋 ( this can be purely hypothetical/for fun, and its for Gaara, Kakashi or both)

Minato/Kakashi:

Shikaku/Gaara:

Hiashi/Kakashi:

Hiashi/Gaara:

[konohadaddies]

“It never really stopped… the shaking is always there…” | Tsume to Minato

Blue eyes widened at the woman’s words for a moment before his expression softened and he reached out, setting a hand on her shoulder. “I’m sorry, Tsume. I’m here for you.” It was the least he could do for after all that they’d faced.

[konohadaddies]

OKAY SO MINATO DADDY, What is your preference for a lover? What kinds of physical and personality qualities do you look for? -Also a loud, Red haired female isn't the answer I am looking for.- Are you a straight daddy or do you lean another way?

Minato wants someone who keeps up with him mentally. He looks for someone that enjoys the little things in life like a flower picked off the side of the road rather than a dozen roses bought from a shop, or a picnic in the woods rather than a fancy dinner at a restaurant. He loves a person for who they are, not for what the world thinks of them. Personality wise, he needs someone who is mature, but also open to fun and spur of the moment things.

Fast Daddy isn’t terribly picky about gender. He very much connects to the person first, and then figures out how to work the plumbing. After all, the point is shared pleasure, how it’s shared doesn’t much matter to him.