#staginstasis

[chidorikiller]

stag-in-stasis replied to your post “Meanwhile… Kakashi hides in a corner, overseeing everything, thinking...”

bud, you read erotica in broad daylight, you need more help than most of us.

“What’s wrong with that? I’m an adult!” 

[medicalwarrior]

@stag-in-stasis​ replied to your post: Hnng I want pregnant mama!Saku stuff

if you want my muse can be terrified of her

wait you mean he isn’t already terrified of her??

[yuukoro]

@staginstasis​ cont. from here

Is that really all..?

Perhaps she should not have asked. Yuukoro would have a much darker answer for him if the roles were switched. Is he lying? No, what would be his reason in telling her about a kiss they shared? 

Speaking about feelings was not Yuukoro’s strength. She avoids it as best she can. This conversation should end here. The woman debates getting up and leaving him be with those thoughts of his. How stupid would he feel if she did just that? Leaving him after he confesses to thinking about her — about the kiss. 

He thinks about it a lot? She won’t tell him that it has not crossed her mind since their lips met. It isn’t that she doesn’t want to think about it — she just doesn’t think about it. She doesn’t think about him. 

Feelings can become a distraction, hence why she prefers to keep them out of conversations and out of her thoughts. “Maybe you shouldn’t, yeah?” She says, hoping her words do not sound cold. “I mean, why would you?”

[uchihasavior]

staginstasis replied to your post: Why do people think it's cool to be anti-Itachi?...

Im not anti itachi or anything but I do honestly think he was a more interesting villain �� thats just how I am though. Not a fan of redemption archs it just seems like a cop out to make a bad character and then back pedal like that. Gimmi some good villains who are actually bad!!!!

[[ Here’s the thing though, and while it isn’t my intent to argue with you, you’ve used a line of logic that I see frequently from anti-itachi people, basically the idea that he was “always” presented as a villain. Itachi was a shitty, questionable villain to begin with, and I couldn’t see this until I started re-watching/re-reading. Hell, Itachi’s English voice actor was able to tell that Itachi was never truly evil, and he actually got a lot of emails trying to prove him wrong until the literal canon proved him right. 

There was no “back pedaling” done with Itachi, it was always there, and too many people ignored it and are choosing to ignore it now. 

This is highlighted first in the official episode he appears in. For someone who supposedly killed his clan on a complete whim, he openly states he doesn’t want to fight Asuma and Kurenai. Asuma even calls him out on it! It’s weird! You’re a highly wanted murderer, why are you acting as if you have mercy, etc?? And Kisame complains multiple times that Itachi just doesn’t let him fight/kill people and how his methods attract too much attention. Itachi wants to be low key, stealthy, and avoids hurting people, preferring Genjutsu instead. 

Sasuke in the hotel? Well, we can’t apply Classic™ Abuser logic here, because an abuser seeks to isolate their target and will willingly chase them. Itachi’s not chasing anyone. While Sasuke is 100% NOT at fault for what happened to him here, Itachi would have never hurt Sasuke like this had Sasuke not shown up. Again-- I’m NOT placing blame on Sasuke for showing up, but it is important to recognize that Itachi didn’t come here with the intent of hurting Sasuke further. Wrong place, wrong time, and he was forced to “prove” he was still a villain in Sasuke’s eyes. 

And no one noticed how fishy the flashbacks were, during the VOTE fight? How there was clearly some tension going on between Itachi and his Father, how Itachi immediately drops to his knees and begs for forgiveness when he realizes Sasuke’s witnessed him showing actual murderous intent. That’s a huge fuckin’ deal. 

It’s another sign that we DON’T know the real reason the massacre happened-- something is UP with Itachi and eventually we will get to find out. 

Criticize Itachi for treating Sasuke as a thing to protect, criticize him for his plan to get Sasuke to kill him and be a hero, criticize him for the multiple times he’s used genjutsu to make him relive his trauma, etc. But please don’t pretend he was better off as a “true villain”, or that the reveal was “out of nowhere”/”not hinted at” or “backpedaling.” The signs were always there. 

There isn’t a shortage of villains in Naruto who are actually bad people-- why does Itachi need to be one of them?? ]]

[fxckhidan]

Is "bitch" your pet name for me now? Is this where our relationship is going?

[claygobs]

@staginstasis replied to your post “Drops mints into his hand mouths”

Do I look like I strive for originality? Fuck you, you get chalky grandma mints now

❝You look like a bitch.❞

❝And fuck you if you’re gonna push those nasty ass Trebor Extra Strongs on me now. Save that shit for those of withered, ancient taste buds. Save them for fuckin’ Kakuzu.❞

[lady-tsunade-hime2-archived]

I cant believe I put pants on for this

“If you’re that uncomfortable in your pants might as well take them off”

[cosmospetals]

ooc. things like this is what causes hate in this fandom. the person(s) who is responsible for this blog should feel ashamed of themselves. before the deletion of my previous blog, stag and i had rp’d together frequently. they were a breath of fresh air and kept me entertained both in character and out. so, the fact that someone had the audacity to make a whole blog dedicated to belittling them is astonishing to me. we are all adults here guys, let’s please act like it and cease doing petty bullshit like this. it’s uncalled for, rude and very hurtful to not only the rper you’re criticizing, but everyone that has interacted with them and enjoyed having them around. think about that next time before you do some stupid shit like this.

[abyssaldespair]

staginstasis replied to your post: If i fuk clownbito will he honk 4 me?

Gee thanks. Do something other than a ‘snake'next time

“Like what? Do you want a flower?”

[kaknzn]

Rough doodle of Kakuzu and @staginstasis's Shikamaru in my Turncoat verse.

[quiet-kunoichi]

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Those are just to name a few!! :’)

[gentlegraceful-and-fatal]

Tip toes through her tulips tiny tim style

“Shikamaru be careful, they’re just starting to bloom”

[ncji]

Flicking his lighter to life he holds the ends of his cigarette in it until its a bright red cherry.

Neji abuses his clan’s technique to not only blow the ember off of the cigarette, but to push the Nara back a step.

[yuukoro]

Cough!

Send a word for your muse to find my muse in a certain state.

With concern for the effect of the wound, Yuukoro stays on her knees— palms against the ground to hold herself up. She pushes to stand, but stumbles right back onto her knees. The gash is too deep. 

Yuukoro’s body is covered in scars, this wound is no different. It will heal, but she needed to make it back to the hideout first. It is miserable the way she feels in so many of these situations, yet she continues to pursue mission after mission— in doing what she is told. 

The feel of another approaching sets Yuukoro off. “DON’T—” She cries, dried blood stain her lips. She feels the plasma pooling in her throat. Yuukoro clutches the patches of grass beneath her hands, choking. 

The petals of the daisies blooming from the ground are now stained a crimson color. She wipes the last of it from her chin, gaze drifting up toward the source of the footsteps. 

Yuukoro’s grasp does not lighten. Tense is she as her eyes lock with his. Is he here to gloat? To tell her ‘I told you so’? He knows she is trouble.. Why else would he come— as if he could actually care at all about her well being.

Or maybe he does care.

 “You should leave.” Yuukoro scoffs, spitting up whatever else is left in her mouth. “Get the fuck away from me.”

Stay.

[strengthwilled]

“You guys always told me that the jumpsuits are ugly! Then explain to me why Deidara, Hidan, AND Shikamaru all want one! HAH!”

[fxckhidan]

Hidan, now it's your turn to blush. Imagine Shikamaru wearing only deer antlers and a pair of polka-dot boxers, sitting on your lap and playing with your nipples while cooing "I'm so twoblesome, Hiddy-dinky-doo..."

soul leaves body