#~headcanon~

[imperitvs]

"Aww, Osian is so sweet! So kind and gentle! He couldn't possibly do anything gremlin-like!"

// Excuse me, he holds his cup of tea like this.

// He's a fucking menace to society and needs to be stopped.

[iron-hearts-ablaze]

Clive Headcanon

// To warn first thing, this headcanon does discuss the death of a child, taking place during Karlach's time in Avernus. When I get to that point, I will put it under the Read More. I won't go into gruesome details of course, just that this event is significant.

// From what we know of D&D Lore concerning the timeline of BG3 and how it fits in with the wider lore - the Fall of Elterel happens DAYS before BG3 takes place.

// Hearing about how Zariel's deal with Kreeg resulted in the entire city of Elterel being dragged to Avernus, Karlach went along to witness it for herself. Naturally, many of the tieflings wanted to flee Avernus. Karlach, enraged at what happened to her fellow tieflings, defected from Zariel and attempted to aid their escape - planning on going with them.

// Wyll is set to find and kill Karlach for trying to flee.

// With Wyll and Zariel's armies on her tail, Karlach can only risk herself long enough to save some. One of the tieflings attempted to flee was a young child - clutching a stuffed bear. One of many who could not find, or lost, their parents. The child was too traumatised to speak, Karlach only able to communicate to them via the bear. It was the only word the child ever said. "Clive".

// Karlach tried to rush the large group to freedom but they were ambushed and separated. Some fleeing elsewhere. By the time Karlach defeated the squad and caught up, the stragglers were already dead - a worn out bear amongst the gore.

// Noting that this wasn't over, that more were on their way, Karlach fell into a white hot rage. She held back the oncoming onslaught of demons and beasts to give the remaining group a chance to run. This included Matis from Mol's group - in-game, you can speak to him with Karlach in the group and he will gush about her prowess. This was the battle he witnessed her fight - her last ditch effort to get them to safety.

// However, she missed her chance. She was still stuck in Avernus with the Blade of Frontiers not too far behind. She kept Clive close. Not just as a comfort - but as a reminder to not lose anyone ever again. To work even harder to save anyone and everyone - if she had the chance to do so...

// Inspired by the Mulan doll scene in the Disney animated adaptation, and this comic.

[the-thorn-in-your-veins]

"So I remember one time Morgott was ranting about his family"

"Then he mentioned this: I have worked hard to get to where I am, whereas HE is galavanting around with that white masked sex slave"

"Was that about you and Lord Mohg? I think I get it when he mentioned the 'white masked' part"

Quoted from this comedy gold:

https://youtu.be/JWaDUpAOoh4

I love the abridged series, it's so fun and strangely accurate

"Allow me to make something very clear. I am no slave." His voice has a certain cold edge to it; he's clearly displeased by the suggestion. "I partook of The Blood willingly, I serve graciously, and I am rewarded accordingly. I am no mere concubine."

"That aside, Luminary Mohg does not seek lovers. He has already sworn himself as future Consort to The Divinity. Having His Blood within me is love enough, don't you think?"

((Mun's Note: Was he technically kidnapped into a cult? Yes. Was he manipulated to an extent? Yes. But also, It's Complicated. Varré views it like he was swept off his feet and shown a love he had been seeking his whole life. In the Mohgwyn Dynasty, Varré feels as if he is finally important, and that his sadism and other tendencies that were considered unsavory are not only tolerated but celebrated. Note how being important and having an impact on history is something he lords over the tarnished and also uses to lure them into joining him. It is both a cult recruitment tactic and also something Varré genuinely believes. Varré believes that as a follower of Mohg, he is loved. As for the sex thing, god, he wishes.))

[kibo-no-akademi]

Anonymous asked: Be honest... What do Cateline and Hanno act like when they're sick?

send me "be honest..." with a question your muse has been dying to ask mine and they'll answer truthfully.

// I feel this question sounds much better if answered not by my muses, but as a headcanon-thing, so do hope it's okay!

Hanno:

He's so used to taking care of himself, he's usually stubborn about asking for help when he's sick enough to need it. As such, he is not used to having company or anyone willingly tending to him. He would sometimes act more distant as well...He just honestly doesn't want others to be worried of him, as he knows that illnesses will fade away soon enough.

Cateline:

At times, Cateline acts more needy when she's sick, as she doesn't want to be alone and wishes to have some company. It doesn't help that she gets more frequent nightmares when she's in this state as well, which she honestly hates it. Yet she struggles to ask people to stay, since she doesn't want to disturb those who are helping her, or worse...make the other sick.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[animentality]

[doodleswithangie]

headcanon that stan hates wearing glasses (for many reasons) and went without them for years until he really needed them

[Image Description: Comic of a younger Stanley Pines from "Gravity Falls." Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. End ID]

A younger Stan squints at his blurry reflection in the mirror, leaning in really close to see himself clearly. He sighs and grabs a pair of Ford's glasses on the dresser. Putting them on, he stares at his reflection. "Welp," he says, "this is unsettling."

He turns away from the mirror to adjust his tie, saying, "But it can't be helped." His reflection is now a disheveled Ford, mirroring Stan.

[mountainshroom]

If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

[heart-locket-musicboxless]

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

[chic-beyond-the-wall]

More medieval dyes for y'all!

[imperitvs]

// Keep meaning to say; Osian's birthday is Marpenoth 17. "Leaffall" (17th October if I've done the D&D calendar right. Experts; let me know if I haven't!)

[iron-hearts-ablaze]

// Karlach loves it when her significant other calls her theirs.

// Karlach was employed and owned by people previously to this. She was Zariels. But it was an ownership. I feel that, through her romance especially, she takes the power BACK on who 'owns' her. In a loving relationship, being called 'my girl' or 'I'm yours' is a big deal to her. Equal partnership. Feeling like she belongs somewhere - with someone. It's not possessive, like she's used to hearing. It's loving.

// It helps if it's said in a rather risque way - guaranteed way to fire her up, shall we say.

[ahfrickenfrick]

vicki vale: and what do you have to say about the rumors that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person?

12 year old, newly appointed robin, jason todd: ??? that would be really weird cause i’ve literally seen them kiss before??

bruce: *in the Wayne tower, popping up from his paperwork* …something just happened…

[bats-and-the-birds]

Situation where Clark has formed a tentative working relationship with Batman, but somewhere in that time, Batman acquired Robin and, naturally, didn't tell him.

Clark finds out about Robin's existence when a ten year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear breaks into his apartment at two in the morning and shakes him awake because Batman's missing and Alfred's away and Bruce taught him that, in the case of emergency, Superman was one of the only people he could trust. Bruce just didn't think to tell Clark that he was, by all means, his son's emergency contact.

Clark: -wakes up to a small boy that he's never seen or heard of before in a cape and a mask with lenses that reflect light like a cat's perched on the edge of his bed in a pitch black room-

Dick, calmly: Hey, Batman's -- stop screaming -- Batman's missing. I need help.