#zorrillo

[losdibujitos]

La trinidad de la basura 🐀🦨🦝✨

[pet-paws]

Dear God, forgive my sins and help me for the madness I am going to do...

My worst sin is leaving everything at the last moment.

[gfranco17]

[rutasandinas]

[bearbench-img]

スカンク

スカンクは、哺乳綱スカンク科に属する小型から中型サイズの哺乳類です。彼らは主に北アメリカと南アメリカに生息し、独特の外見と強力な防御メカニズムで知られています。スカンクは、その特徴的な警告カラーと臭いで、自然界において独特の存在感を放っています。

スカンクは、一般的に黒または暗い色の毛皮を持ち、背中に白い縞模様があります。この特徴的な配色は、捕食者に対する警告信号として機能します。スカンクは、危険を感じると、強力な悪臭を放つ液体を放つことができます。この液体は、スカンクの肛門腺から放出され、強烈な悪臭を放ちます。

スカンクは主に夜行性で、昆虫、小型哺乳類、果物、植物などを食べる雑食性動物です。��らは優れた嗅覚を持っており、地面を掘ったり、木の根元を探ったりして食べ物を探します。スカンクは、農作物や庭の害虫を食べることで、生態系における有益な存在となる可能性もあります。

スカンクは、その独特の特徴と生態系における役割から、文化や芸術において一定の注目を集めています。彼らは、漫画、アニメーション、文学などにおいて、しばしばユーモラスで風変わりなキャラクターとして描かれています。

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[yordraw]

trying to be daring

[virygvart]

Meet my new character Monty the skunk. He’s an bold treasure explorer and hunter. Loves the adrenaline of danger, but also taking care of his mates.

[palitoxtremo]

Aniversario atrasado

[blue2black]

COD incorrect quotes, but their from TikToks I saw and are now buried somewhere deep in my likes:

PART 2

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*in an Uber pt 3*

Soap: Is it that big of a deal?

Gaz: YES!

Soap: It’s just two people who love each other.

Soap: “Love Is Love”, that’s what the gay people say.

Gaz: Well, fuck them homosexuals because love and love is not the same thing in this situation.

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Makarov, holding out a gun: Put your hands up!

Price: No.

Makarov: …what?

Price: I said no.

Makarov: Why not?

Price: I don’t want to. 😒

Makarov: But I’ve got a gun.

Price: I don’t care. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Makarov: But…doesn’t make any sense! (Ō👄Ō)

Price: Too bad!

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Ghost, holding in his laughter: Johnny, I have something really important to tell you…

Soap, looking up from his sketch book: What’s up, love?

Ghost, smiling: I wanna get a job cleaning mirrors…

Soap: … *realizes this is a dad joke*

Ghost, still holding a laugh: It’s something I can really-

Soap, getting up and walking away: NO.

Ghost: -can really SEE myself doing… *breaks off into wheezing laughter*

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*Soap as soon as Price takes his eyes off of him*

Soap: Eureka! That’s it! 😃

Soap: I’ll run away! 🏃🏻‍♂️💨

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Gaz: We're an interracial couple; I let him drive just in case we get pulled over.

Alex: We're an interracial couple; everybody thinks his credit score is good 'cause of me.

Gaz: We're an interracial couple; I can wear bonnets and he can't, 'cause he'll get cancelled.

Alex: We're an interracial couple; every time we go out to eat the old people stare at us.

Gaz: We're an interracial couple; every time you see me take a family picture, people scream "get out".

Alex: We're an interracial couple; every night he leaves the stove light on, and I think it's raising our electricity bill.

Gaz: We're an interracial couple; I can say certain words that he can't, like: NI-

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Price: Are you stuck?

Gaz, hanging from a bloody rope once again: ...I AM. 😭

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Ghost: What the hell were you thinking?!

Soap: You told me not to think!

Ghost: … (Ô_Ô)

Soap: … (Û~Û)💅🏻

Ghost: … (Ō_Ō) *this bitch…*

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(Alejandro and Rudy making fun of Graves)

Rudy, laughing: PARECE ZORRILLO— 🤣

*Alejandro and Rudy fall on the ground laughing their asses off*

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Laswell: Wow, a surprisingly peaceful, domestic moment.

Laswell: When will it be ruined?

Soap, Gaz, Price, Ghost: LASWELL!! 😫😫😫😫

Laswell: There it is! -_-💢

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Laswell, who’s been hearing them flirt over coms for 50 minutes: Why don’t you two cut the horse shit, and get to the part where you admit you have sexual feelings for one another.

Ghost and Soap: WOAH-!

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(Laswell asking why they all joined the army)

Ghost: NO- *buries face into a pillow*

Laswell: Ghost, why’d you join the army? 😆

Ghost, whining into the pillow: I don’t know… 😭

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Laswell: Soap, why’d you join the army?

Soap: So I can fire guns! 😃

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Laswell: Why’d you join the army?

Gaz: … 😐

Gaz: I’ll answer that question with another question…

Gaz: Why the fuck did think this was a good idea? 🥲

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Laswell: Why’d you join the army, John?

Price: Because I had nothing better to do.

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Laswell: Why’d you join the army?

Rudy: …’cause I’m a fucking idiot. 😐 *spanish rage*

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Laswell: Why’d you join the army?

Alejandro: Why’d I join the army?

Alejandro: For money.

Laswell: What money? 🤨

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Laswell: Why’d you join the army?

Alex: To find a battle boo. 😂

Laswell: 😂

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Laswell: Farah, why’d you-

Farah: Wait- *takes off headphones*

Farah: Okay, what?

Laswell, chuckling: Why’d you join the army?

Farah: Shit…

Farah: I don’t know my guy.

Laswell: Cream? 🙂

Farah: Cream. 😌

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Ghost, smiling: Knock knock.

Soap, already so over it: Who’s there? 😒

Ghost: I eat mop.

Soap: I eat mop who?-

Soap: Ugh, Simon! *walking away*

*Ghost wheezes in pure bliss*

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*in an Uber pt 4*

Gaz: I’m not open to this. At all.

Soap: Why you not open—GET open to it.

Gaz: The only thing that was open here was..your mom’s damn legs.

Gaz: And she should’ve kept them closed for her brother.

Soap: 😧

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Shepherd: Here we go…

Shepherd: 15 years and 14 hours later…

Shepherd: Best brisket in Texas.

Graves, who purposely gave Shepherd the wrong recipe: 😏 (GRAVES, YOU EVIL BI-)

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Farah: How did you know that you always wanted to be a professional Drug Cartel Leader?

Valeria: I just wanted to be a star in any way I got it.

Valeria: I said if I didn't become a star by thirty-five I was just gonna become a serial killer.

Farah: ...well, girl, how old are you? I'm getting nervous... 😨

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Gaz: Hi! I'm the witch that won't turn you into a frog because amphibians are people too!

Gaz: Kyle Garrick! *pulls out a frog and lets it hop away*

Ghost: ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴅɪᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ.

Gaz: ...

Ghost: I'm Simon.

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Juventud by Kara

Anoche Soñé de mi callejón Sus terremotos y helicópteros Me despierto con pesadillas Del balazo con olor De zorrillo

[atthebell-moved]

esto es tu culpa + parece que tu haciste esto en tu celular + pinche caralho hay hedor de zorrillo en mi cuarto + esto es realmente una L para mí

[gatutor]

Silvia Pinal-Germán Valdés "La marca del zorrillo" 1950, de Gilberto Martínez Solares.

[incorrectquoteslooneytuneslatino]

Claudette: (disfrazada como Penelope).

Pepe: ¡Ya me harte! Escúchame bien, mi corazón le pertenece a Penelope, y jamás podrás tenerlo. ¡Está ópera se termina cuándo canta el zorrillo!

Claudette: De acuerdo Pepe, entiendo perfectamente. Jamás serás mío.

Pepe: Que bueno, aceptas con calma que jamás tendrás al único hombre que has amado. Ahora, es mejor que te vayas, chiquita.

Fuente: Los Simpson (1989 ~ Hasta la fecha)

[toplifespot]

Zorrillo - Cuidado de Zorrillos como Mascotas Exóticas: Guía Completa para su Bienestar

Los Zorrillos Son Mascotas Exóticas Fascinantes Que Han Ganado Popularidad En Los Últimos Años Sin embargo, su cuidado requiere conocimientos especí­ficos para garantizar su bienestar y felicidad. En esta guía completa sobre el cuidado de zorrillos como mascotas exóticas, descubrirás todo lo que necesitas saber para proporcionarle un hogar adecuado a tu pequeño amigo. Características Físicas De…

[findingnoelmo]

Sin romperme las vestiduras, a mí no me molesta que insulten a mis grupos favoritos, es lo contrario me encabrona... No, lo anterior fue broma. 😆 No obstante, las nuevas generaciones que insultan a Oasis actualmente, diciendo: ¡Y esos hermanitos, quién verga son! o ¡Oasis no son un gran grupo! Son los mismos que insultan a The Beatles, porque saben la importancia y grandeza de ambos grupos y no lo quieren aceptar, se resisten a seguir con la tradición; y prefieren pensar que sus grupos son mejores, aún a sabiendas de que estos grupos nuevos fueron influenciados tanto por Oasis como The Beatles, aunque les arda 🔥😆 Sorry zorrillo. 😎 Siempre y cuando sea música de verdad, no reggaeton y anexas, ¡cof, cof, cof! 😆