#zooms to watch it

[h0rsegirlpercy]

Us when the Lotus Casino episode drops

[yellowwwcrayon]

look at her, look at this spicy bitch. she's so beautiful

[cheswirls]

hh. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the psycho pass movie came out 4 days ago wtf!!!!!

[egophiliac]

(almost) four years in, and I finally had time to draw something for the anniversary! woo! 🎉🎉🎉

[vaxxman]

M

[sableeira]

You know how “the moon is beautiful tonight, isn’t it?” is used as an expression for love confessions? It’s said that Natsume Soseki came up with it after overhearing a student translate “I love you” to Japanese in a very literal sense. While there is no source confirming that this exchange actually happened, I still think a scene referencing the expression with Natsume randomly appearing would be hilarious

[hongtonie]

woozi and his scooter!

[mintjeru]

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[kaddyssammlung]

[three-realms-archive]

Dramatic Drama

“What the hell was that?!”

Mammon and Asmodeus yelled in unison, leaning forward to give threatening glares to the characters on screen. The pair continued to insult the male lead in particular, as he fell to his knees and grovelled for the forgiveness of his female love interest. They scolded the actor like he could somehow hear. The woman stood firm despite her former lover grovelling at her feet - and yet her face showed signs of pain and conflict.

You weren’t really sure what to expect, when you invited Mammon, Asmodeus and Satan to watch one of your favourite human-world telenovelas with you. They all seemed to love TV shows and books with plenty of drama, but you were surprised at the intensity of their reactions.

Well… Mammon’s and Asmo’s. Though you had a sneaking suspicion Satan was enjoying your watch session more than he let on.

“Whilst I’m not going to yell,” Satan began, “this is still idiotic. She literally just caught him being intimate with another woman, so how can she still stand there like -“

“Girl, you better not!” Asmo’s screeching cut Satan off as the Avatar of Lust clutched his fuzzy, pink comforter to his chest - Satan snapping his head back to the TV as the words “… but I still love you…” from the male actor floated through the speakers, along with some very dramatic guitar music. As he confessed his love for her, the woman turned look him in the eye with a softened gaze… much to the chagrin of your companions.

“No, no, no!!! Don’t you dare say you love that idiot!” Mammon growled, shaking his fist at the TV. You sighed.

“I’m glad you’re all enjoying this, but maybe don’t be too loud. We’re right next to Lucifer’s room…”

“WAIT!!!” Everyone (now including a very emotionally-invested Satan) half-shushed, half-yelled. The woman had offered the man her hand, pulling him to his feet. The three demons on the sofa leaned forward, in nervous anticipation. Asmo’s comforter was now on the floor, forgotten. Mammon was on one side of you, clinging to your arm like a lifeline. Satan was on your other side, eyes wide, your sleeve balled into his fist so hard the threads had begun to unravel. You decided to just lean back in your seat and enjoy the scene, knowing what was to come next. The woman spoke.

“I…”

Satan was seething. Asmo was chanting seriously under his breath:  ”Don’t do it, girl - don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t -“

“I… I…!”

Mammon had leaned so far forward, he’d slipped off the edge of the sofa - and onto the floor alongside Asmo’s comforter. He hadn’t made any sound, though, chanting with Asmo and gritting his teeth as -

“… I love you, too.”

And hell broke loose.

Satan began to throw things - pillows, food and books. Mammon threw his hands up and started yelling at a now-cracked screen; a thick book (courtesy of the Avatar of Wrath) lodged into the glass. A shrieking, livid Asmo caused the door to creak open only a few seconds later.

…

… A few seconds too late, as Lucifer opened the door to a TV remote hitting him smack in the head.

(inspired by a telenovela from my childhood that i've been rewatching, lol. something like this happened to the second male ad female leads, who are love interests - and i remember being so mad, especially since i shipped the second male lead so hard with the main female lead. i was also mad because they repeated this like multiple times throughout the series and i was like, girl no why this is the tenth time you've done this exact same thing. i was also also mad because the second leads being romantic with each other started so ridiculously late in the show i couldn't get behind it - and all of that culminated my young self raging even tho the show was so so good if you just take out that romance)

[morningsaidthemoon]

Today on: things I am hoping for

[riacte]

so ren and false decide to start a new bit and annoy people only 1) no one is around 2) they tried to steal a "manbag" (post office bag) from tango but returned it because it was "cursed" 3) they finally found someone (mumbo) but he was afk and they were going to steal diamonds from him for the bit but a creeper scared them away 4) they found an actual moving person who immediately logged off after encountering them (grian) 5) they finally found someone who was not afk and could actually interact but she didn't have voice mod on (gem)

tldr: a rather surreal world tour consisting of spiralling over the other hermits' amazing builds and no proper interactions with other hermits despite their best attempts and false being spooked by every single thing and an eerily empty world (zombie apocalypse jokes) including a segment when they try to catch phantoms and ren gave birth to phantom babies. it is what it is <3

[aurinkomoukari]

[a-case-of-the-ace]

I think I'd enjoy this saints forsaken show a lot more if we could just stop zooming in on peoples orifices, showing a 2000s cgi of their internal organs. Or at least not so often.

I get it. There's meat in there. It's doing meat things, but somehow not the correct meat things and it's upsetting the rest of the meat.

I just don't need to see it. It's a show about malfunctioning meat, I knew that when I hit play.

[mistressemmedi]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, and that's why I watch F1 on company time.

[perpetuallyburntout]

I think the funniest thing about watching musical bootlegs is that you can often tell who the recorder’s favourite character is, because they won’t. stop. zooming. in. on. them. no matter WHAT else is currently happening.