#zobby

[desire-mona]

hey where did you go. I need more about your nickel creek au....plsss.s......

i was having dinner i was literally just abt to respond to ur msg :3 unfortunately theres literally nothing else i can do with that tweet because thats just. lighthouses tale just is canon anderperry i cant make an au. the au is called dead poets society. honestly a lot of nickel creek songs r very neil and todd (out of the woods, doubting thomas, when you come back down, jealous of the moon, etc)

much to think over and theres literally nothing even close to definitive, but ill dm u my ideas should i get any

afformentioned tweet:

[desire-mona]

i wasnt high i was just autistic :-(

and i lie to kids every day its part of my job ok well maybe not lie but choose to withhold some truths. is it freaky to watch me be a weirdo abt them as someone who likes them a normal amnt

zombie i cant stop being thanked for listening and creeking and punching and i. am. im addicted to chris thile if i go more than 6 hours without hearing his voice i genuinely start getting antsy. i was bouncing my fucking knee today at work cuz i just needed to listen to some fucking MUSIC, put on my headphones and it was like i did a line of coke. can you believe im sometimes like idk guys do i really have autism

since we're sharing while obviously under the influence jimi hendrix has been my ear cocaine. try to talk to a single child while not sober. lie to them. also you should know that i be watching you creek everyday like a normal creeker. i am impressed11!!!!!!!111!!!

[starglaee]

The Tortured Karate Department - Thoughts

Each song from The Tortured Poets Department applies to Cobra Kai/ Cold Hearted in some aspect. 

For context, I am a major swiftie and love Cobra Kai so much that I've written a fanfic with an OC named Zion. If you're interested it's on Wattpad, titled Cold Hearted, and my username there is the same as here. 

Anyway, I listen to this album and can't help thinking about Cobra Kai characters while I do.

Here are my thoughts. Feel free to add on if you wish!

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Fortnight

Cobra Kai (CK): SamRobby. They were so shortlived and this is especially relevant if we go with the plot of Sam looking at Robby during the prom episode: “Your wife waters flowers. I wanna kill her.”

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The Tortured Poets Department

Cobra Kai (CK): Amanda and Daniel because she always keeps it real with him: “This ain’t the Chelsea Hotel. We’re two idiots.”

Cold Hearted (CH): Elion (Eli and Zion) at the end of season 2 based on when he says he’ll be with her forever but this is from his POV: “At dinner you take my ring off my middle finger and put it on the one people put wedding rings on, and that’s the closest I’ve come to my heart exploding.”

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My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys:

Cobra Kai (CK): Tory with Kreese (obviously not romantically) as he manipulates her but kind of cares: “I’m queen of sandcastles he destroys.”

Cold Hearted (CH): It’s the same but with Zion: “Once I fix me, he’s gonna miss me.” (Foreshadowing for season 6?)

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Down Bad

CK and CH: Robby, because all I can think about is at the beginning of season 4 when he was lifting weights and debating leaving: “Now I’m down bad crying at the gym. Everything comes out teenage petulance.”

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So Long, London

CK: I’m trying to make this one fit, but honestly none of the relationships are long-term and unhealthy enough (that I can think of?) in this show to really fit Taylor’s heartbreaking writing for this song. Even finding one for Cold Hearted is difficult.

CH: I feel like this can be Zion mourning the loss of Santa Maria and in part her mom with everything suddenly in her past when she can’t take the abuse anymore. But this song isn’t really about abuse. I’d come at it more from the idea of losing the good parts of a childhood home and her moving on despite what her dad may have wanted for her. Maybe.: “I’m just mad as hell ‘cause I loved this place for so long, London. Had a good run.”

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But Daddy I Love Him

CK: Okay, so if I had to choose I’d say this applies to season 1 Samiguel with the whole Daniel hating Miguel by association with Johnny: “Even my daddy just loves him.”

CH: I think it fits Zion and Jess well by illustrating their coming out. I know it’s not necessarily queer song and is written from the lens of a massive superstar sick of everyone weighing in on her life, but it also captures the drama of being in high school and being gay in high school specifically. It also works for Tory and Piper who are girlfriends in CH: “I’ll tell you something right now. I’d rather burn my whole life down than listen to one more second of all this bitchin’ and moanin’.”

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Fresh Out the Slammer

CK: I’d say this fits Tory and Robby, but instead of the slow burn with them in the parole office I’d say this applies to Tory’s escape in season 5 episode 10 when she meets up with Robby after finally breaking free from Silver and kisses him: “Camera flashes, welcome bashes, get the matches, toss the ashes off the ledge… I will never lose my baby again.”

CH: Zobby (Robby and Zion), if that wasn’t obvious from reading the later chapters of my season 4: “Now pretty baby I’m running back home to you. Fresh out the slammer I know who my first call will be to.”

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Florida!!!

CK and CH: Miguel running away at the beginning of season 5 to Mexico: “I need to forget so take me to Florida. I’ve got some regrets I’ll bury them in Florida.”

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Guilty As Sin?

CK: for shits and giggles this one is Silver. Just for the fact that he’s arrested as of season 5’s finale teehee.

CH: Zion because she never cheated!: “Without ever touching his skin how can I be guilty as sin?”

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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?

CK and CH: Literally any woman on the show! ANY! But if I had to choose it’d be the main 3 (Tory, Sam, and Zion): “‘cause you lured me and you hurt me and you taught me. You caged me, and then you called me crazy. I am what I am ‘cause you trained me.”

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I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)

CK: Idk the Lawrusso shipper in me thinks this fits for them specifically in early season 4 when they try to work together and fail. Or when Kreese finds Silver and brings out the PTSD again: “Whoa, maybe I can’t.”

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loml

CK: I feel like if Johnny knew Taylor’s deep cuts he’d listen to this and think about Alli idk: “We embroidered the memories of the time I was away, stitching, ‘We were just kids, babe.’”

CH: Again it feels like an Elion (Eli and Zion) song but this time from Zion’s POV after he said they’d be together forever: “You shit talked me under the table, talking rings and talking cradles. I wish I could recall how we almost had it all.”

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I Can Do It With A Broken Heart

CK: Tory saying “I broke up with him because of this dojo, you bitch!” Yep. That’s her.: “Try and come for my job.”

CH: I feel like overall this also applies to Zion taking shit and just training through it: “I cry a lot, but I am so productive. It’s an art.”

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The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

CK: Tory with Silver after she learns about his involvement with Stingray's assault and the All Valley cheating: “You kicked out the stage lights but you're still performing.”

CH: The same with Zion and Silver but arguably worse: “And in plain sight you hid, but you are what you did, and I’ll forget you but I’ll never forgive.”

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The Alchemy

CK: Lawrusso isn’t technically canon (yes it is), but if they were this is a cute song for them. I can’t really explain it, so you either get it or you don’t: “‘cause the sign in your heart says it’s still reserved for me. Honestly, who are we to fight the alchemy?”

CH: Teehee this is self-indulgent but it’s Zobby (Zion and Robby): “Ditch the clowns get the crown. Baby, I’m the one to beat.”

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Clara Bow

CK: From Daniel to Sam to Anthony for the LaRusso legacy: “Them’s the breaks. They don’t come gently.”

CH: From Aisha/ Zion to Zion/Tory to Devon for the Cobra Kai girl’s legacy: “You’ve got edge; she never did. The future’s bright. Dazzling.”

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The Black Dog

CK and CH: Robby about Sam while he’s in prison and she’s training at Miyagi-Do without him: “Old habits die screaming.”

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imgonnagetyouback

CK: Okay, I’ll be cute again. Lawrusso. Do they fight? Do they kiss? How about both?: “Whether I’m gonna flip you off or pull you into the closet, I haven’t decided yet.”

Elion (self-indulgent) in season 3 with the on-and-off flirting and hating: “And I’ll tell you one thing, honey, I could take the upper hand and touch your body, flip the script and leave you like a dumb house party. Or I might just love you til the end.”

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The Albatross

CK: It’s about the Miyagi-Do legacy Daniel passes to Sam and Robby OR Johnny explaining how to handle the trauma of Cobra Kai to the young Cobras: ”You were sleeping soundly when they dragged you from your bed, and I tried to warn you about them.”

CH: It can also be from Daniel to Zion about redemption and forgiveness after breaking free from Silver’s Cobra Kai and coming to Miyagi-Do: “I’ll tell you how I’ve been there, too, and that none of it matters.”

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Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus

CK: Oddly enough I think pre-CK Shannon would find this song drunk and think about Johnny. She’d always wonder if he could have been there for her and loved her like he is now with Carmen. Maybe that’s a stretch: “Will I always wonder?”

CH: I feel like Robby for the brief part of season 5 when he leaves Zion he’d relate to this song: “You needed me but you needed drugs more. And I couldn’t watch it happen.”

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How Did It End?

CK: Sam because her relationships are everywhere and each breakup - Kyler, Miguel, and Robby - is such a massive thing in high school: “It’s happening again.”

CH: This also applies to Zion because there are so many rumors about her. I’d say in the beginning/ early parts of season 3 is when this is most applicable: “‘Didn’t you hear they called it all off?’ One gasp and then, ‘How did it end?’”

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So High School:

CK: I believe Carmen feels So High School with Johnny, despite me not being a Jarmen shipper. I just think about that little dream she had and want the best for her. Just like this song is the best: "You knew what you wanted and boy, you got her."

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thanK you aIMee

CH: Zion about Gabi, her former enemy who outed her in Santa Maria: “'Cause all that time you were throwing punches it was all for nothing.”

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I Look In People’s Windows:

CK: I think about season one Miguel going over to the LaRusso's house and seeing Robby eating dinner with them when I hear this song. He jumped to conclusions and got drunk angrily without communicating to Sam, too: "So I look in people's windows like I'm some deranged weirdo. I attend Christmas parties from outside. I look in people's windows in case you're at their table."

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The Prophecy

CK and CH: What if I just say everyone at one point has related to this song? I'd be absolutely right.

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Cassandra

CK: Tory because she is cursed with knowing Silver cheated without being able to do anything about it, she warns Daniel and he gets hurt, and then Kreese abandons her while she struggles to even stay at the dojo: “So they killed Cassandra first ‘cause she feared the worst and tried to tell the town.”

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Peter

CK: Kumiko with Daniel for obvious reasons. I do love them.: “You said you were gonna grow up then you were gonna come find me.”

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The Bolter

CH: Zion because she keeps running away when things are scary as a trauma response - for example with Miguel’s fall and Silver’s attack: “Ended with the slam of a door then he’ll call her a whore, wish he wouldn’t be sore, but as she was leaving it felt like breathing.”

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Robin

CK: This songs reminds me of that one scene that shows a flashback of Daniel training Sam in Miyagi-Do when she was young: "Way to go, Tiger. Higher and higher. Wilder and lighter. For you."

CH: Zion to Ella in season 3 as she teaches her and tries to protect her from the world: “You’ll learn to bounce back just like your trampoline.”

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The Manuscript

CK: It doesn't apply because these characters don't move on from or properly cope with anything lmao

CH: For adult Zion looking back on the trauma: “But the story isn’t mine anymore.”

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Please add to this or share your opinions. I'd really like to see them.

[lyteandronix]

ZOBBI JAY STANJ!

[forsakenbanjo]

Zom zob zobbie zom..... M in wuv wit him-

( also if you recognize thiz i wuv you /p)

[eonstro]

3rd attack, and it's time for some revenge in this black and white world…

Ft. Zobby by @/BenglBatEmmaKat! I really liked her design!

[lazyrants]

Ziggy's Alien (prod 130)

Original airdate: October 11, 2005 (DVD) / May 17, 2006 (TV)

Story by Magnus Scheving

Written by Noah Zachary, Cole Louie, Magnus Scheving

Directed by Jonathan Judge

Executive producers - Magnus Scheving, Ragnheidur Melsted, Raymond P. Le Gue, Mark Read, Brown Johnson, Kay Wilson Stallings

Starring Magnus Scheving, Stefan Karl Steffanson, Julianna Rose Mauriello

Puppeteers - Gudmondor Thor Karason, Jodi Eichelberger, David Matthew Feldman, Julie Westwood, Sarah Burgess

Oh boy. I remember before watching every LazyTown episode TO DATE, I'd always put this one off because it didn't really look interesting to me. After finishing all the episodes (and RE-finishing them which I'm 1/5 through), it's time to watch Ziggy's Alien again!

Recycled Zap It! opening. Durr. Robbie is trying to take a nap. SHOCKINGLY AS IF THIS HAS NEVER EVER HAPPENED IN THE PAST 33 EPISODES he gets disturbed. By the kids.

Sorry - I meant KID. As he is getting disturbed by the sound of Pixel trying to launch his alien communication plan. An excited Ziggy runs into his house, trips on NOTHING and his arm hits a button.

He ends up tangled in some wires and Pixel tells him only big kids inside (Ziggy is only two years younger then Pixel, SMH..) the house. So Pixel tells him to play outside, and he stuffs that up - Stingy is on a ladder, setting up an antenna when ZIGGY BUMPS INTO IT and he falls down.

Robbie's happy about this, until he starts yelling for help, much to his annoyance. Then Sportacus saves him, much to his anger. But it seems the ladder has fell on Stephanie and Ziggy.

Sportacus saves them too and asks what they were doing. They explain everything to him, say bye, and tell Ziggy that he can't join their club because he would crash the rocket. Stephanie feels bad, but Stingy is all for it. He says that if he saw an actual alien, he'd have a panic attack and not talk for a week. Robbie's listening.

Robbie has the idea to dress up as a space alien and scare Ziggy so he shuts up but for that plan to work REALLY well, it'd have to work forever, so he'd have to dress up as an alien once a week. He takes no notice of this and dresses up in an alien costume that looks NOTHING like an alien.

So, anyways, Ziggy starts the cake and candy club, but nobody will join because they're too busy singing Galaxy. So, Zobby (Robbie's alien costume) comes outside of his lair to find Ziggy and then he steps on a skateboard. Meanwhile, Stingy is questioning if the rocket is all his, and he says he can just own the bottom half but Steph declines. Pixel asks if they're ready through the walkie-talkie.

Stephanie tells him 'almost', much to his annoyance, which is a bit out of character because he'd be fine with it considering he crushes on her. Anyways, once Steph picks up something, Zobby comes cruisin' by and is out of her sight once she stands up.

She asks what that was, and Stingy tells her not to worry because it's probably his. If he owns a different life type, then, urhm, I'd worry.. Ziggy says that he would give away all his candy just for someone to hang out with. In comes Zobby whose skateboard hits a wall. He is sent front-flipping (yes, Robbie has done flips multiple times in this season!) with a hard landing.

Zobby introduces himself and Ziggy goes a bit crazy - but when Zobby tells him to be quiet, he becomes quiet. Ziggy offers him candy much to Zobby's liking until Ziggy calls him 'buddy', which is the opposite of what he was aiming for. So, Ziggy goes to his house, which is DROWNED IN CANDY.

He tries to find a good piece of candy for his new 'buddy', but he decides to give him his favourite lollipop ever, which is kind of sad, really. He's willing to give anything to anyone he meets so they can be friends with him when his real friends think he's too young to do stuff with them. So, for some reason, he decides to run up to his friends, but he bumps into the table and equipment falls off.

Stingy reminds him two things - he is TOO SMALL, and out of the club, but Ziggy offers to bring them a real life-size space alien (Zobby) and tells them to follow him. But he isn't there. He is trying to take a nap on a bench.

He sure took a nap, but not on the bench! So, the kids are looking for him, but they can't find him.. until he gets up from under the couch and shakes his head and starts talking about his pain, scaring Stephanie and Stingy.

Zobby's scared too, yelling 'KIIIDDDSSS!!!!'. then telling them to be quiet, and they are quiet. The kids find it a bit cool now, which starts a tug-of-war as to whose friend it is. Zobby yells out STOP and orders them to whisper every word. Then he starts napping. Ziggy says he must be tired of Earth and Stephanie comes up with the idea to bring him back HOME much to Ziggy's sadness.

Then he comes up with the idea to bring the alien home HIMSELF but Stingy keeps on saying he is too little and he'd crash, yada yada. He storms off, and Stingy says some people can be too possessive and STEPHANIE AGREES. Maybe it'd be funnier if the irony hit hard? Maybe Stingy could claim something a few seconds AFTER he said that. Sportacus' crystal beeps.

He rides into town. Meanwhile, the kids are literally just carrying Zobby in a wheelbarrow and they bump his head on the ice-cream stand, but he's too tired to wake up. Ziggy is sulking about how he isn't too young to fly a rocket and how Zobby's HIS friend. Sportacus flips over to his window and asks what's wrong.

Ziggy tells him everything and how he's too little but Sportacus says you're never too little to help someone out. Then he goes back to the ship. The kids are trying to figure out where to send Zobby as he said he was from 'Junkiter' and no planet exists. They decide to pick a pretty green one.

Pixel checks everything is where it's supposed to be, and he presses the red button, meaning that the rocket'll go in ten seconds. Stingy notices that Ziggy's in there. The 60 thousand KG worth of metal drops on the seesaw and they're launching.

Stingy is sad he will never see him again then asks for his candy. I get that was supposed to be funny but it isn't. Ziggy could be in potential danger. The rocket flies past Sportacus' airship and Sportacus sees them. Zobby's had enough and falls out of the rocket, holding onto a wing.

Then Sportacus JUMPS OUT THE SHIP and lands on the rocket. Ziggy asks Sportacus to save Zobby and he mishears it as 'Zombie'.. XD. So, he tries to walk to the back of the rocket but with the air and everything it's a bit hard. It's also hard because Zobby keeps missing Sportacus' hand. But he is pulled back in!

Then Sportacus sits on Zobby (you can tell by the 'ow!!' sound, XD)'s face, presumably. Sportacus tells Ziggy to ride the rocket, but Ziggy says he is too small. Sportacus reminds him what he said, and luckily, they make it back to LazyTown safely.

Sportacus tries to pull Zobby out, but instead he pulls out his helmet, and the disguise is of course, revealed, once again. And then he falls out of the rocket after aggressively grabbing the helmet back. LOLZ.

Ziggy is sad because he thought he had a friend. Stephanie says they're all his friends. Stingy agrees after a day of being a moron. Then Ziggy silently ends racism by saying 'Big, small or alien, we can all be friends!'. God, I love this show, such a heartwarming scene. The background music from Mani does it as well. They perform Bing Bang.

The episode ends with Robbie back in his robe, trying to relax, when a bright light shines above him, and someone calls out 'Take us to your leader'. Then he screams, abruptly cut off by the ending credits.

So simple, and so funny. It's the scream that's the cherry on top, really.

7/10 - Great lesson, and great ending.

[pooepw]

this is the only thing i can really enjoy in my life anymore

at least american politics used to produce the illusion that i mattered in it.

[desire-mona]

i was looking for a job and then i found a job…

ive been miserable for a while and heaven knows it full well but im sure it will be Worse. at least theres no pressure for me to come in until im healthy again (standard i would think. considering its a school)

all my employers seemed soooo nice tho im very :3 its weird tho bc human resources is literally My Mother

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

zobbie

how do i lime him

gift for my beloved skibidi zombie anon

[5qu1dink]

uh oh I redesigned

[saoirseuwu]

Robbie pokemon evolution 

(I’ll stop, once :’D)

@lilakennedy

[silentwalrus1]

zobeides replied to your post “is spotify the best way to aggressively evangelize my playlists. now...”

so while jaden Smith's whole discography is already on spotify, you won't be able to add Crush Remix 3000 Haunt Fuck whatever onto your playlist on spotify

zobeides replied to your post “is spotify the best way to aggressively evangelize my playlists. now...”

youtube is probay best for you bc spotify really only has originals and official remixes while you get all your 1029392948 weird robofuck remixes from youtube already, plus everyone is already familiar with the platform and you won't have to do any extra uploading/linking onto a third party site. cut the middle man and go use youtube

i’m gonna go use youtube.

[calmingcrunch]

Stephanie has no sense of personal space where aliens are concerned

[cinnamon-grump]

Robbie the Zobbie?

“Re: Your Brains” - Jonathan Coulton

“My Body’s a Zombie For You” – Dead Man’s Bones (this one’s cute ahh)

“Zombie Crush” - Groovie Ghoulies

“Living Dead Girl” - Rob Zombie (bc I had to)

“Walk Like A Zombie” - Horrorpops

[desire-mona]

BRO i stood up my prof today cause i literally forgot i scheduled smth

thats so fucked up of u bro thats mean. did u see everyone else asking a question but not have a question