#zing!

[aljardine]

[lavendorii]

fma is so good man

[babymagi]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[brucespringsteencomments]

[moroser]

you know what's great? your mom lilith au

thank youuuuuUUUUUUU!! it is the hardest for me to talk about cause i feel so shy but i also... love it. it's my favorite and i've put an immense amount of work and thought into it. it's so cute.................. theyre so cute....

[infinitefluffderg]

The additional Power Moons you unlock for finishing the game feel like an after dinner dessert at a restaurant, a great way to finish the meal, but you may not have the room. Plus, it’s a bit expensive and you have sweets at home… Anyways what I mean is I think closing out with the final two levels will put a bow on my Mario Odyssey journey. To pursue full completion is like licking the crumbs of a plate; diminishing returns. Also insanity and a terrible idea for someone who doesn’t have a ton of free time. Like a food critic, needing to move onto more restaurants, plates, and dining related metaphors.

[arcxnumvitae]

Complete momma’s boy (Ven)

@lunarxdaydream || What kind of character shaming sign would you hang on my muses neck?

"!!!"

[muse-network]

“Pretty sure everything is accounted for. No missing parts here.”

“Well, maybe a few, but those parts aren’t mine.”

[arcanetrivia]

[Image description: Screenshot of a tweet from user CleverComebacks, dated April 17, 2021. The tweet has a photo of a page of a child's school workbook. CleverComebacks adds the remark, "My son's response in his history book 4 years ago." The workbook page asks the question, "What are three of the major regions in which Native Americans lived?" The child has written, "We still live here."

/end description]

[wtf-tfw]

my magic feet they smell so sweet they give me something good to eat :P

[jinsai-ish]

[officialpizzarat]

most insane part of having this food poisoning is that not only do I have a headache, but it's making me feel horniness more acutely bc the part of my lower abdomen where I normally feel the pang that hits when like A Scene happen in a show or whatever is also the part of my digestive system that is Utterly Compromised

[im-diseased-but-cool]

Reblogging this again because I know at least three batman villains who would say "yeah I would" to his face

Bruce Wayne Commission for @judedeluca‬⁩ !

[brucespringsteencomments]

[are-we-really-doing-this]

I'm wanted in 13 us states, how abt u?

I don't know about the law but ur mom wants me in all 50 states plus Puerto Rico.