#zing!

[aljardine]

[four-bastard-bustle]

They had to make mark n jon a package deal so they could come together to form half an actual personality

[wormsical]

fma is so good man

[babymagi]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[brucespringsteencomments]

[moroser]

you know what's great? your mom lilith au

thank youuuuuUUUUUUU!! it is the hardest for me to talk about cause i feel so shy but i also... love it. it's my favorite and i've put an immense amount of work and thought into it. it's so cute.................. theyre so cute....

[arcxnumvitae]

Complete momma’s boy (Ven)

@lunarxdaydream || What kind of character shaming sign would you hang on my muses neck?

"!!!"

[arcanetrivia]

[I would actually be kind of interested to know what this sounds like coming out of a screen reader! Transcription of image:

The Demese ef the Ne'enderthels: Wes Lengege e Fecter?

Et seems qwete prebeble thet the Ne'enderthels ked speke less well then ther seccessers, end thet thes wes the resen fer ther demese. Bet even ef we beleve the kempeter reselts (Research News, 15 Nov. 1974, p. 618), et seems emprebeble thet ther speech wes enedeqwete bekes ef the leck ef the three vewels seggested. The kemplexete ef speech depends en the kensenents, net en the vewels, es ken be seen frem the generel kemprehensebelete ef thes letter (1).

JEHN H. FREMLEN Depertment ef Phesecs, Eneversete ef Bermenghem, Bermenghem B15 2TT, Englend

/end transcription]

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

[wtf-tfw]

my magic feet they smell so sweet they give me something good to eat :P

[jinsai-ish]

[officialpizzarat]

most insane part of having this food poisoning is that not only do I have a headache, but it's making me feel horniness more acutely bc the part of my lower abdomen where I normally feel the pang that hits when like A Scene happen in a show or whatever is also the part of my digestive system that is Utterly Compromised

[arcanetrivia]

[Image description: Screenshot of a tweet from user CleverComebacks, dated April 17, 2021. The tweet has a photo of a page of a child's school workbook. CleverComebacks adds the remark, "My son's response in his history book 4 years ago." The workbook page asks the question, "What are three of the major regions in which Native Americans lived?" The child has written, "We still live here."

/end description]

[blookywooky]

I love ur wife too Yoomtah :3 (PLATONICALLY.)

Based off this silly

[brucespringsteencomments]

[tarmac-rat]

"I can't believe CDPR made one of the romance options a COP" River is a cop for literally two thirds of a mission that is dedicated to uncovering the depths of police corruption in Night City, gets immediately booted from the force BECAUSE he tried to stand up to said police corruption, spends the rest of the game pursuing detective work outside the law, and in the base game mentions he's going to start work as a private eye so he doesn't have to return to the force in order to keep protecting people.

The only instance where the "River is a Cop" joke is funny is using it in the context of Johnny being pissy about it, which should probably tell you how low hanging that particular fruit probably is.