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The library in my hometown was right above a rec center. It wasn't much; a basketball court, locker rooms, and some small meeting rooms. But it was there and available.

Republicans not wanting to fund libraries is part of their plan to make the next generation illiterate. That is why they are banning books too.

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me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?

me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort

ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?

me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure

ao3: coming right up, sir

me: thank you. oh, and waiter?

ao3: yes, sir?

me: make it gay

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Some shitposting at it's finest

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you're not innocent.

oh I'M not innocent? i never did anything. i'm not the one writing tetris sex manifestos all over a perfectly legitimate public survey. i bet you sickos want me to draw the tetrimino gijinkas more. you're all sitting there thinking things like 'i wish topsy would draw I/T toxic yaoi and post it' as if that's a normal thing to think. well FINE

this is insane. you people are all insane

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https://youtu.be/vJLW4VyrwcQ?si=uw-WLOhQEoh4FCc1

Around 5:32 for the sound.

I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.

If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.

If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we’d never come up with those ears.

If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn’t know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.

We wouldn’t know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.

My point here is that we don’t know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they’d been all around us the whole time.

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"No Billy. Sometimes... Boys die."

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source | artist

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O.O

To improve your inbox statistics how about a sexy Sweden 👀

Yeah, it was inevitable. Now the Scandis are done, yay

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Someone clearly never had The Canterbury Tales as assigned reading in high school and it shows....

It's all fun and games and laughing at BookTok until you can't get on AO3 anymore, as someone who likes both romance and fanfic.

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the unbreakable connection between me and a song I heard in a fanvid over ten years ago

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Get a couple drinks in him and it's Vegas.

The national treasury is stored in the ass. - Grem

This makes me think: is Alfred's ass just Fort Knox or is his ass just a more powerful entity than Fort Knox? Or maybe like how his cowlick is just Texas but his ass is Fort Knox lol

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me when i accidentally leave out an m in unrestrained summer fun

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Honestly, $3.75 million isn't even that unreasonable with housing prices these days...

HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND THE BEST FUCKING HOUSE EVER. I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY SOMEONE GIVE ME $3.75million RIGHT NOW.

What even is this??? Why are there so many shapes? Why is there a fake mining tunnel with cars about to drop off a bridge like in a bad western?

There is just. So much going on here. And I love all of it. Supposedly that garage fits 11 cars and comes with a lift and a painting setup.

IMAGINE the DND games you could have right here.

Look at this fucking castle shit. Apparently there’s a huge dumbwaiter to bring up your firewood. And does that support pole have a tiny rock climbing wall???

OH MY GOD IT DOES. And there’s a piano with…rails? IDK.

I have 10% of an idea what’s happening here but is that…bench? covered in a string of heads??? With some kind of…prayer kneeling thingy at the end there? What is happening. What kind of weird religious bastard built this place?

I have so many questions about this random mining tunnel thing. So fucking many.

There’s even a 3D tour available: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/36570-Us-Highway-24-N-Buena-Vista-CO-81211/2076799379_zpid/?

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Lgbtqia Pride Flag Dinosaur Tyrannosaurus Rex Stickers: Bi-rannosaurus Pun Sticker - Etsy

It's a dinosaur pin that says bi and has our pride flag.

Aka, a triple tautology.

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I HAVE A TYPE ALL RIGHT?!

Aw fuck.