#zim headcanon

[qingwaaa]

This is interchangeable depending on the situation

Hes an AAA battery 🤧

[porcelainfreak-zacrucian]

Boy talk

I'm very sure that Prof never personally taught Dib how to do Any of the everyday stuff like shaving and all that but he did teach him keeping the family hair antenna in shape (he gets extra family time for hair bone maintenance and Gaz is super jealous but doesn't show it ofc)

[terraguy996]

Headcanon: Dib's glasses are incredibly thick (as thick as a glass bottle's bottom) and he is basically blind without them

[hermajestytak]

Headcanons on Irken romance culture range from "irken couples are commonplace, but not shown" to "irkens will literally be beheaded if they're caught holding hands"

I went back and forth for a while, but my best idea on it is "Red and Purple specifically openly love each other, but are grossed out by literally every other couple that's not them and will casually throw anyone doing PDA out the airlock"

[l-ii-zz]

Always fighting for food, like the good siblings they are. 🍫

First pic based in this meme

[starpaw0007]

I love the idea of ZIM being a complete suck-up to Professor Membrane, and it actually working. Imagine how angry Dib would be that his father gets along with ZIM more.

[annonymouslyannoying]

Baby Zim content! (He's 20)

[cursed-alien]

Secretly in love with Irken shows

[frosting-surfeit]

I do this thing with my cat where basically i rub her little nose because its literally the cutest thing. i found out it actually relaxes her and keeps her purring when i trail my finger up and down her face and it reminded me of this movie where this guy in order to let his wife-turned-alien-killer thats about to maul him come to her senses and recognize him, does exactly that because it was the way he cuddled her

And the pieces trailed to zadr because of my stupid headcanons of course

[asexual-spongebob]

IM NOT HERE BC I LLIKE U DIB. IM JUST HERE 4 UR FILTHY GARGANTUAN HEAD!!!!!

(happy zadr day.)

[ms-scarletwings]

Frightsome realization brought to me by the beginning of the Planetjackers episode.

Zim’s telescope, all the way from Earth, mind you, couldn’t just search for and fix onto other known planets in the Empire’s range, couldn’t just find the base of the local irken spy, but was in fact able to lock onto the current, exact position of other invaders themselves.

Every single one of them is wired into a database to the point of being able to immediately check one’s encoded job and identity from a quick scan. Of course they’d have the technology and the foresight to have PAKs constantly log and update intergalactic GPS data to their fleet databanks. That’s how Sizz Lorr dropped in on Zim at the Skool. That’s how the guards black-bagged him in order to bring him to Judgementia for his trial. Hell, it probably might even be part of how Tak found him.

Every irken invader, if not every Irken soldier, can be tracked and observed at any time by the empire. Some form of cracking this network may even be the method through which Zim obsessively checks in on the Tallests and where The Massive’s been lately.

But more worryingly, for Irkens at least, this would mean that permanently deserting and evading the empire is effectively impossible so long as there exists some Irken authority willing to put in the effort to chase you down. There is no corner of the universe where their criminals could find a lasting peace of mind. It also adds some more potential context behind their ubiquitous loyalty to their leadership, or why to Zim’s perception, there is no third option after success or being as good as a dead man.

[qingwaaa]

They can skate now!!

[roztheirken]

Commission for @xenowzl ❤🍓

Tksm for commissioning me I really enjoy draw ZaDr things❤

[invadertem]

Let’s look at the line up! Gaz is coming soon and hopefully the tallest as well!

[catmaraudersfan]

Dib has a LOT more childish innocence than we realize:

I don't think Dib truly knows what will ACTUALLY happen if he wins. Like, on one hand, he wants to see Zim's intestines. (Aka, his drawing of Zim cut open.) On the other, he truly believes that Zim will be ALIVE by the end of it. (The fact that drawing-Zim is screaming in horror rather than pain or just flat out dead AND that future Dib episode where Dib's dream future has Zim captured and experimented on and cut open but ALIVE.)

That and while Dib knows Zim has been "well trained" I don't think he KNOWS this means that Zim is an ACTUAL soldier who has seen AND caused a lot of death. Whereas Dib hasn't seen or caused any. (To my knowledge.)

I just find it sad and interesting that Dib believes that if he wins, Zim will be vivisected but still be alive 👏🏻at👏🏻the👏🏻same👏🏻time!👏🏻

And while Zim can also be childish, he can also be competent and serious. (Aka "The Wettening" and "Dark Harvest".)

Not to mention that while Dib has done a lot of stuff to defeat, humiliate, and stop Zim; the Irken himself ACTUALLY TRIED to KILL Dib in that time travel episode. I don't recall Dib EVER actually trying to kill Zim.

[l-ii-zz]

My blood, I'll go with you

:)