#zim headcanon

[qingwaaa]

This is interchangeable depending on the situation

Hes an AAA battery 🤧

[porcelainfreak-zacrucian]

Boy talk

I'm very sure that Prof never personally taught Dib how to do Any of the everyday stuff like shaving and all that but he did teach him keeping the family hair antenna in shape (he gets extra family time for hair bone maintenance and Gaz is super jealous but doesn't show it ofc)

[terraguy996]

Headcanon: Dib's glasses are incredibly thick (as thick as a glass bottle's bottom) and he is basically blind without them

[hermajestytak]

Headcanons on Irken romance culture range from "irken couples are commonplace, but not shown" to "irkens will literally be beheaded if they're caught holding hands"

I went back and forth for a while, but my best idea on it is "Red and Purple specifically openly love each other, but are grossed out by literally every other couple that's not them and will casually throw anyone doing PDA out the airlock"

[l-ii-zz]

Always fighting for food, like the good siblings they are. 🍫

First pic based in this meme

[starpaw0007]

I love the idea of ZIM being a complete suck-up to Professor Membrane, and it actually working. Imagine how angry Dib would be that his father gets along with ZIM more.

[annonymouslyannoying]

Baby Zim content! (He's 20)

[nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes]

Nicktoons Headcanons

- Timmy and Danny are close and have an almost sibling/close cousins bond

- Jenny and Cindy would get along I fear

- Jenny would get along with Sam too. Girls day!

- Jenny and her friends, Brad, Tuck and Sheldon still hang out often.

- Sheldon eventually moved on from his crush on her and the two are still close

- Danny "forgets" to get his hair cut a lot (he can't be bothered)

- Jimmy wears contacts occasionally, mostly when glasses would get in the way when inventing

- Manny takes advantage of some of the others not being fluent in Spanish a lot. He'd definitely tease/rib on them (friendly) in Spanish.

- Jenny, being a robot, would know a lot of languages, while Timmy probably only knows "hola", "si" and would say "merci" instead of "gracias"

- Danny would maybe know a little more than Timmy, but is far from fluent

- Jimmy would either be a bit better, or would honestly just use a translator

- SpongeBob is either mostly fluent, or has no idea what a Spanish is

- Same with Zim

- Dib has only studied alien language

- Since Danny and Timmy have similar hairstyles, Timmy absolutely made himself look like Danny at one point as a joke (temporary dyed/wished his hair black and white, wearing what Danny would, etc)

- Think that one Bob's Burgers episode when Gene made himself into Bob's mini-me

- Everyone got a kick out of it

-Timmy especially

- Danny kicked him

-Dib and Zim are a lot more civil towards each other now. But, that doesn't mean they get along all the time. They'll still start swinging at each other

-Dib is curious about ghosts and the Ghost Zone, but nowhere near as interested/obsessed as he was with aliens. He flipped when Jimmy told him about the Yolkians

- Gir is not allowed in Jimmy's lab

[cursed-alien]

Secretly in love with Irken shows

[frosting-surfeit]

I do this thing with my cat where basically i rub her little nose because its literally the cutest thing. i found out it actually relaxes her and keeps her purring when i trail my finger up and down her face and it reminded me of this movie where this guy in order to let his wife-turned-alien-killer thats about to maul him come to her senses and recognize him, does exactly that because it was the way he cuddled her

And the pieces trailed to zadr because of my stupid headcanons of course

[asexual-spongebob]

IM NOT HERE BC I LLIKE U DIB. IM JUST HERE 4 UR FILTHY GARGANTUAN HEAD!!!!!

(happy zadr day.)

[qingwaaa]

They can skate now!!

[ms-scarletwings]

Frightsome realization brought to me by the beginning of the Planetjackers episode.

Zim’s telescope, all the way from Earth, mind you, couldn’t just search for and fix onto other known planets in the Empire’s range, couldn’t just find the base of the local irken spy, but was in fact able to lock onto the current, exact position of other invaders themselves.

Every single one of them is wired into a database to the point of being able to immediately check one’s encoded job and identity from a quick scan. Of course they’d have the technology and the foresight to have PAKs constantly log and update intergalactic GPS data to their fleet databanks. That’s how Sizz Lorr dropped in on Zim at the Skool. That’s how the guards black-bagged him in order to bring him to Judgementia for his trial. Hell, it probably might even be part of how Tak found him.

Every irken invader, if not every Irken soldier, can be tracked and observed at any time by the empire. Some form of cracking this network may even be the method through which Zim obsessively checks in on the Tallests and where The Massive’s been lately.

But more worryingly, for Irkens at least, this would mean that permanently deserting and evading the empire is effectively impossible so long as there exists some Irken authority willing to put in the effort to chase you down. There is no corner of the universe where their criminals could find a lasting peace of mind. It also adds some more potential context behind their ubiquitous loyalty to their leadership, or why to Zim’s perception, there is no third option after success or being as good as a dead man.

[roztheirken]

Commission for @xenowzl ❤🍓

Tksm for commissioning me I really enjoy draw ZaDr things❤

[invadertem]

Let’s look at the line up! Gaz is coming soon and hopefully the tallest as well!

[l-ii-zz]

My blood, I'll go with you

:)