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Happy birthday to Zhongli! 💛
#zhongli#genshin zhongli#genshin impact zhongli#genshin#genshin impact#morax#happy birthday zhongli#zhonglis birthday#genshin texts#genshin impact texts#zhongli texts#genshin messages#genshin impact messages#zhongli messages#genshin smau#genshin impact smau#zhongli smau#smau#texts#messages#spicy#spicy zhongli#spicy genshin#spicy genshin impact
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Notes I made for myself of the currently revealed original 7 Archons so I don’t have to squint at cutscenes
#genshin impact#zhongli#venti#raiden makoto#greater lord rukkhadevata#my art#dont message me saying its Buer im already sick of the conversation LOL#it's a first world problem to be annoyed about it I know
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Everyone jokes about Zhongli being #old and not understanding internet meme culture but I really need to stress I think if you explained internet meme things to the Archons, Zhongli and Nahida would make “technically correct but hilariously out of touch with internet meme culture by virtue of being very well adjusted + offline” applications of internet terms in the Exact same way
Like if you explained the definition of “skrunkly” to Nahida what’s going to happen is while walking with her in the rainforest you’re going to hear her go “awww :) the skrunkly!” and turn around thinking she saw like, a cute animal or one of her Aranara or something only to realize she is referring to a specific species of plant she spotted that she thinks is nice
Meanwhile Hu Tao sends Zhongli a funny message and he responds with nothing but a very carefully taken photograph of a rock. And she is incredibly confused and after 5 minutes of decoding this goes “Zhongli are you…using this picture of a rock as a reaction image?” and Zhongli is like yes :) I am. And she’s like “why” so Zhongli sends her a very thoughtfully detailed message explaining he found this rock on a morning stroll outside the harbor and thought it has a very “humorous and engaging shape” and had little flecks of color that reminded him of a kind of jewelry accessory that was popular in Liyue 300 years ago that was often a gesture of good humor and friendship, so he found it “a good choice of image to use in a humorous interaction with a companion”
And Hu Tao is just like okay thanks Zhongli you are so interesting. Makes sense. (She thought it was just bc the rock was kind of shaped like a laughing face if you squinted)
#zhongli#nahida#hu tao#archons#Genshin#fern.txt#fandomferns#I found this in my drafts I forgot I wrote about it OMG#this exists in the same universe as the ‘wanderer trolls people on social media for sending nahida irony poisoned hate messages’#post I made
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A quite nice way to wake up, no?
Your boyfriend Zhongli planting gentle kisses all over your face as he whispered sweet nothings into your ear, his deep morning voice making you shiver a bit.
Well.. until you felt his length sliding slowly into you - soon you felt the head of his cock hitting your womb, which made him growl.
You opened your eyes just to look at your boyfriend whose eyes were full of lust, hunger, desire even.
As he saw and heard no complaints from you, he began with slow - yet hard thrusts. His cock always nearly leaving your pussy before he rams it's full length fully in again.
A good thing about Zhongli was that - everytime he was close - his growls became more and more, he began to moan and even whimper a bit.
It signalized you he was about to plant his seed deep inside of you - as the first thing in the morning.
And he always looks into your eyes while he abuses your cute little cunt he adores so much.
"You look so adorable, so tempting while you are sleeping, my beloved Ang."
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holy shit I CANT SADLKHSDJHAS
YOU JUST KEEP GOING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASFDJKSD
but fuck.. that in the morning...
the slow but hard thrusts is so him hhhhhng... that's something i want so bad from him right now likesalhksfs- then the kisses with that as well..-
and god him whimpering, i feel something deep within me other than his cock
#꙳﹒ıl、🌨️﹒mail���#📩 Message from ⇆#💐 anon#﹔私の﹒selfship!#zhongli smut#hhhhng bf zhongli..#AND BELOVED ANG AAAAAAAA#I NEED HIM
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Zhongli main was flirting with me in-game (I was playing Childe) and I. My brain short-circuited. Um.
They were very sweet though,,, I just couldn't. Socialise.
Looking back I sound kind of cold but I was just really flustered,,,
also, if the person does see this (low as the chances may be): I'm so sorry I don't know what I did (I don't think I blocked you but honestly I'm not sure??) but you were really kind and sweet and I've no clue what happened,, I really wanted to be friends!!! You seemed really nice!!! So sorry about whatever happened!! (Also I hope you don't mind I drew this out!)
#genshin impact#zhongchi#chili#childe#tartaglia#zhongli#my art#man I was so flustered from their messages#lmao#halfway between giggling and kicking my legs like a school girl and dying of mortal shame because I couldn't respond back#I have 0 rizz#as the kids say#aether mains when they try to play tartaglia be like
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MATCHUP FOUND FOR [ 🐰 ANON ].
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CONGRATULATIONS! YOU AND ZHONGLI SWIPED RIGHT!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HIS PROFILE?
[ YES ]
... The app didn't glitch, right?
Oh thank god. Okay, going back to my script... Ahem.
ZHONGLI has tastes when it comes to dating and especially with people he wants to be with. Although there are some that came close, you were one of the few that caught his eye.
He enjoys seeing the process you have with literature and art, especially with poetry. Sometimes, you may even hear him talk about the past of certain words and names, even things you added and the individuals you mentioned fleetingly.
ZHONGLI enjoys deep conversations, and sometimes you may even talk to him about the most mundane things and what their origin is. Although, the most you'd get from him is his documentary-like discussions on the past of art, and the artists.
As a professor and historian, ZHONGLI enjoys trying new things, but is there to keep an eye on you and keep you safe.
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Although, I will admit that he does see most of his matches as simply platonic. If you're fine with that, then that'll be great. After all, he's still waiting for the right one for him.
[ END OF PROFILE. ]
[ WOULD YOU LIKE TO RENT HIM? ]
#💌 ;; message delivery#💌 ;; from: zhongli#💌 ;; to: 🐰 anon#💌 ;; promising letter: one last call#yandere genshin impact#yandere genshin#yandere gi#genshin impact#genshin#gi#yandere zhongli#yandere#yandere writing#yandere text#male yandere#zhongli#genshin impact zhongli#genshin zhongli
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ok don't get me wrong, i'm super excited to open all of those ornament messages (thank you so much for leaving them btw. i checked and i nearly burst into tears /pos), but these ones-
.... i'm fearing for my life (also /pos)
#rin rambles#i might publish the public ones with a reply. A handwritten reply#mayhaps#why? bc it sounds fun#and i haven't written anything on paper for months#petition for ceo! haitham to stop. Sending. me. messages. during non office hours#zhongli??????? hsjjdowjdskjdwkjfsojfldkfe#'wriothesley' sure buddy#DONT TEEHEE ME NAVI
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On my old phone and found this stupid stuff me and my friends did with ours messages in my camera roll HELPP
IM ACTUALLY SHITTING I CANTTT
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being an itto fan is succumbing to multishipper hell and realising your little guy has so much chemistry with everybody he interacts with
#and even those he doesnt interact with#ittoscara someday youll breath in the same vicinity trust#holding out hope for zhongli and itto too :(#itto#genshin#multishipper#-'messages from the stars'
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Well when you mentioned wisdom teeth, i had the urge to ask a question
who in the world of genshin would take care of you best after a dentist visit?
[i just feel like scaramouche/wanderer is a type who hates dentist]
ranking:
thoma
barbara
zhongli
xiao
diluc
<33
thoma would cook you all the soft foods to make sure you're not in any more pain, barbara would try to console you as much as she can while getting your medicine, zhongli would fill you up with warm tea and cover your shoulders with a blanket, xiao hates seeing you in pain and would accompany you anywhere you want, and diluc would just be... diluc. his quiet comfort, just for you.
(ps. i firmly believe that scara would bite the dentist if needed)
#mmm gna tag this as x readers bc i think this is cute!! thank u anon <3#thoma x reader#barbara x reader#zhongli x reader#xiao x reader#diluc x reader#genshin x reader#[📥 message received!]#[📝 stewardess' notepad!]
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Zhongli has to be fascinated with Inna, like, he’s something Morax has never seen before, and he’s old he’s seen a lot but nothing like Inna. Not a failed god or a fallen god or even a god god, Inna’s caught in the transition, neither one or the other yet both at the same time. The dual natures should fight each other, shouldn’t they? The mortal and ascended parts should repulse or subsume each other but they don’t! It’s interesting. It’s strange. It’s… New.
Zhongli is Intrigued. Inna is not-a-god but he also isn’t exactly human. He’s stuck in between the two and Zhongli has seen gods of all types but he’s never seen someone stuck. He’s never seen someone clinging to their humanity as desperately as Inna does. Inna doesn’t want to be a god. He doesn’t want the power that comes with it. He wants nothing to do with it.
Zhongli thinks of his past and wonders if he had been a bit less power hungry and a bit more human if he would have made the same choice.
(For all his longing, Zhongli will never truly be mortal or human. Despite this he thinks he can understand Inna’s desire to remain within the confines of mortality.)
#venti sends a message to zhongli after meeting inna like: HEY YOU EVER SEE SOMEONE STUCK BETWEEN GODHOOD AND MORTALITY?#zhongli goes: ????#venti goes: lmao. lol even. don’t smite the two I’m sending you thanks#a flower in snow verse
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... genshin impact, if visions come from heavenly principles, does this mean there are no new electro visions because ei unalived herself?
#* . ⊹ 𝑇𝐻𝑂𝑈𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑆 𝑂𝐹 𝐿𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 › ooc .#genshin?? hoyoverse?? BE HONEST... if ei placed her conciousness in the sword does this mean her body is no more and that she is dead?#DOES THIS MEAN THE ELECTRO AUTHORITY IS BACK TO THE ELECTRO SOVEREIGN?#or is it because of what zhongli hinted at while explaining her death. that he simply was replaced??#does this mean no new visions have appeared because scaramouche was actually 'battling' for electro authority??#ok i may be theorizing too deep BUT INAZUMA ARC MAY BE THE MOST ENIGMATIC AND FULL OF MYSTERIES SO FAR#the fact we possibly could have misunderstood the hints and its message is so real to me. especially with additions of the new nations ><
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2. How did you get into this franchise/fandom?, 17. Are there any ships you can’t stand, why?, 20. If you could sum up your character with one sentence, what would it be? 21. Which song do you feel describes your character the most and why? (Zhongli, Albedo, Kaeya, Diluc, Venti? <3~)
canon questionnaire ✩ accepting!
2. How did you get into this franchise/fandom?
; [ WELL, YOU KNOW... a friend of mine got into it first, and I had to find out what all the fuss was about!
But yeah, the more you talked about it the more I wanted to play it, myself. It sounded like the plot was my kind of story, for starters, and you KNEW which characters I would be drawn to, haha! ]
17. Are there any ships you can’t stand? Why?
; [ There's a few, yeah. Mostly, it's just that I dislike the dynamics the characters have together... or I dislike the dynamics that the FANS have decided the characters have together, regardless of canon.
(The latter is even true for ships I enjoy, like Kaeya + Albedo. It's so jarring to see people write one or both of them ALL WRONG.)
I'd rather not name ship names, though, because I don't want a ship critical post to somehow end up in ship tags, LOL. ]
20. If you could sum up your character with one sentence, what would it be?
˖°✩ — Diluc: "He needs to learn to trust his heart again."
✧˖° — Kaeya: "No matter where it came from, a dandelion will bloom where it grows."
✤˖° — Albedo: "Sometimes, the question is the answer."
◇°˖ — Zhongli: "Even stone can change."
○࿐ — Venti: "The wind can be a gentle breeze... or an angry storm."
21. Which song do you feel describes your character the most and why?
This got a bit long, WHOOPS! There's also some slight ship bias in some of these songs because... it's hard to find songs that aren't about romance and I DO have feelings about a few ships. SO!
Disclaimers aside, please enjoy the playlist~
Luck by American Authors — this song makes me think of Diluc and Kaeya's relationship, since there's verses that fit both of them, but if I had to pick ONE, it's more of a Diluc song:
Gonna pick myself up, so I don't let this ember grow Even if I mess up, I won't let this ever go It's hard to stay, it's hard to stay 'Cause some birds aren't meant to be caged
Lost Boy by Troye Sivan — it's not perfect, but it just gives me such strong Kaeya vibes? It makes me think of his way of dodging around his own feelings, and how he's just... not ready to be honest with the whole world about himself yet:
I say I wanna settle down Build your hopes up like a tower I'm giving you the run around I'm just a lost boy Not ready to be found
What Was I Made For? by Billie Eilish — this one just fits Albedo so well, aaah!? It's about a doll that's seeking her purpose, that wants to know what it's like to be real and have all the feelings:
'Cause I, I I don't know how to feel But I wanna try I don't know how to feel But someday, I might Someday, I might
Memories by Maroon 5 — This is such a Zhongli song. "Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember… But where are those who share the memory...?" I DO associate it with his relationship with Guizhong specifically, but it could fit anyone he cares about:
Toast to the ones here today Toast to the ones that we lost on the way 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories And the memories bring back, memories bring back you
Humbug Mountain Song by Fruit Bats — I feel like this could be a song about how Venti... became Venti, if that makes sense? SO it would also be a song about the Nameless Bard:
The next thing I knew the stars were eyes up in the night And the ocean breathing heavy like a beast I held you, but I don't know if I was strong enough to say How the way it felt messed up my mind
BONUS ROUND:
Let it Out by Miho Fukuhara — this is such a good song for Diluc and Lia's relationship! They want to turn their pain and tears into stars, they don't need to "pretend to be strong" around each other, the lines about the light of a new day and gentle winds... AAAH?!
Dandelions by Ruth B. — do I even need to explain why I think this is a Venti song? It is a love song, though, and while I don't actually ship Venti with anyone except maybe the Nameless Bard... it could still be a song about Venti, right? LOL!
#✧ [ a message from afar ] ask#✩ [ the dawn knight ] diluc headcanon#✧ [ a glacial waltz ] kaeya headcanon#✩ [ flash of genius ] albedo headcanon#✩ [ resonant waves ] zhongli headcanon#✩ [ skyward sonnet ] venti headcanon
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I love you. Thank you for your wonderful works 🥺💗
Oh my god (TT) thank you so much I’m actually sobbing? This means so much, you have no idea;; ahhh, I love you too >_<
#๋࣭. hestia-yvonne#๋࣭ offerings#valentine zhongli’s as thanks for this ask… take them… they’ll protect you#ahhh;; seriously;; this is so nice ;;; i’ve been so worried about not posting or being good enough this ask really motivated me >>>#thank you;; like i cannot understate how wonderful messages like these are;; you’re so kind i’m like emotional omg#this ask actually gave me the push to edit my zhongli fic… so it’s like 80% done i just need to wrap it up and edit that so it should be#like done and posted this week ^_^
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got c1 hu tao
lost 79 wishes on neuvillette just to get c1 dehya
#i’ve been on a constellation roll idk#my last 3 5* were c1 zhongli c1 hutao and now c1 dehya#no more constellations bring out the new bitches!!!#this was a message from furina herself telling me to stop wasting shit#sorry neuvi i’ll come back for you later i must save for the lady#im an archon collector first personal pleasure comes later#hutao#neuvillette#genshin impact#i think i have pushed me hutao to her limits#she has homa she has c1 she has yelan and xingqiu plus yelan has elegy and aqua on hand#i have zhongli or c6 xiangling at your disposal#that’s my girl!!!#furina is like my next favorite girl#maybe i’ll get her constellations next#maybe spending all that shit just to get dehya is punishment for getting zhongli c1 at like 38 pity
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MATCHUP FOUND FOR [ @tearsofbebe ].
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CONGRATULATIONS! YOU AND ZHONGLI SWIPED RIGHT!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HIS PROFILE?
[ YES ]
Although you may sound rude (or probably blunt), ZHONGLI is definitely someone that can deal with it and help you simmer your rude comments. It can be very difficult, but hey, he's managed to deal with it.
Honestly, ZHONGLI finds it a bit ironic. He finds that your personality with his matches in a way that you two bounce each other out. While you may be honest and a bit impulsive, he finds himself trying to find words to keep things light and reminds you of things he himself wouldn't think of doing.
The one thing that he'd find amusing is how you'd outright call him out for his spending habits. After all, your friend isn't as good with money, so it comes out.
(Even if you regret it, ZHONGLI thinks its a nice gesture and gets something that he thinks you'll enjoy.)
What's ironic is how you seem to fear the ocean, since he could see why. If you asked him, though, he is indifferent to it, but doesn't enjoy it as much as the others, especially Childe. You'd find ZHONGLI to be more of traversing on land than sea, and he wasn't going to take the chance unless it was necessary.
Unfortunately, though, ZHONGLI will see you as a platonic match. He doesn't really see your relationship going past platonic feelings, and is more than happy to be the 'dad' friend, so to speak. At least with that matter, you can be sure that he wouldn't try to take any moves and help you with any men you may like in the future!
Do inform him when you need his help, though. He doesn't like seeing his friends hurt... Not after everything he's endured all those years ago.
[ END OF PROFILE. ]
[ WOULD YOU LIKE TO RENT HIM? ]
#💌 ;; message delivery#💌 ;; from: zhongli#💌 ;; to: tearsofbebe#💌 ;; promising letter: one last call#yandere genshin impact#yandere genshin#yandere gi#genshin impact#genshin#gi#yandere zhongli#yandere#yandere writing#yandere text#male yandere#zhongli#genshin impact zhongli#genshin zhongli
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