#zhongli smau

[anthearo]

Texting your 'ex' part 2

Part 1 here

- Kazuha, Diluc, Xiao, Scaramouche, Childe, Zhongli

[dark-night-hero]

Imagine being Morax|Zhongli|Rex Lapis' significant other. (twt ver)

[ⓒdark-night-hero] 2023°

[kazumiku]

Of Pride and Prejudice

p.files ↬ testicle traumatizers ( scara's friendgroup !!! )

Scaramouche; prince of inazuma, the eldest between twins. possible heir to the throne—though it's not set in stone. he's not exactly fit to rule. he has his own self conduct and does whatever he wishes. unruly, yes, but confident he is, his mother, her majesty Raiden Ei, grants him the benefit of the doubt. for the moment until something stews, at least; either way, he could actually care less!

Kabukimono; prince of inazuma, second after his twin brother. a pure soul—lost, for better terms. he enjoys reading, so libraries around the place prosper with material under his providence. education of any age he caters, he sometimes even takes up one-to-one tutor sessions whenever granted permission by his mother (which is, usually, only rarely approved).

Tartaglia; lead guitarist and lyricist of elevn—a fresh boy band shooting up the charts with their new album "rock w you," written by yours truly. he is sometimes called "prince ajax" by his fans, but, coincidentally enough, he holds a royal link within the family. his uncle happened to be the great grandson of the last king of moroz. although he doesn't dwell on that connection.

Zhongli; a distinguished actor from liyue who rose to fame ever since his youth, where he debuted as cedric diggory from the harry potter franchise and has been under the spotlight ever since. he is the successor for an international brand, and is, unsurprisingly, linked to the royal family in addition. he finds use in his connection by advertising his future label, prioritized on consolidating his work grounds on top of everything.

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a/n; im sawry farts the majority agreed with cedric for zhongli...

[sivseven]

housemates and some others

archons x gn reader [smau & hcs] (modern au)

[potential romantic: venti, zhongli, ei, furina, mavuika ft. neuvillette & scara // platonic: nahida]

Economy in Teyvat has recently been… less than stellar and you have had some certain huge adjustments. Mainly because when you accepted your work, you had to move to the city because that was where your place of work was located. Your line of work does not really want you flaking out on them, meaning you have to be close by when you are needed on certain emergencies.

And so, you had to look for listings on a living space. Most apartments were quite expensive, nothing your current savings could not handle… for like the first three months. But you had to scrap that, you’d rather not risk it, especially on possible medical emergencies that could put a dent on your bank savings.

But then, by some miracle, just a month before your new work starts, you found something relatively cheap — except the very reason why it is cheap is because the villa you will be living in will be shared with a couple of people around. Six to seven people, give or take. And that is not even including you.

You had decided to inquire, and to no one’s surprise, the owner accepts you after running a background check and getting your deposit. You’re already good to go and have been told that you won’t move in until a week later after the last few renovations are done.

You met with your landlord by then, and you are positively smitten — Mister Neuvillette is so nice and dreamy. You feel nothing but some intense catholic guilt for just imagining stupid things that involve him and you.

But this isn’t about you and him.

It’s about you and your really weird roommates.

VENTI

A musician, a composer, just an overall bonafide artist, some kind of member in an idol group that you may or may not be exposed to already — a soul like no other with one hell of a talent in drinking.

He once invited you to hang out with him on a patio, wanting your input for his new piece, you ended up drunk out of your mind with what you think to be the start of your liver problems and maybe the shortening of your lifespan.

Venti is terribly cryptic with his words and it takes every fiber of your being not to crack his skull open to just… understand what is going on with his mind. You tried deciphering most of the shit that he was saying to no avail.

He has a tendency to give you a quick ‘ehe ;P’ whenever he breaks your things, and he pays them eventually… in installments, one measly mora for each week, he tells you all the time about how he’s a starving artist with no mora to his name.

(He quite literally invited you and your other roommates to watch him perform a concert with his idol group, and you watched him get paid stacks for it — and of course, you made him buy you a new pair of headphones).

He owns a blue dragon he named Dvalin and it just floats around the tank like some washed up corpse. To this day, you don’t know if Dvalin is a plastic toy or an actual sea slug.

A huge troll — mostly to Zhongli, hassling him constantly about the ‘good old days’ and how Zhongli was so old and that he sure looks like it (probably from all his boring work, according to Venti).

One of the biggest shit talkers, but he is so cryptic about it that it takes a while for the target to understand, yes you have been on the receiving end at times but in good fun (like hiding his alcohol).

But he does shit talk anyone that does you wrong. Like any time you come to him just venting about this one person, he is quick to jump on your side and even quicker to say something so underhanded about that person that even you’re a little baffled. You and him are definitely a pair of gossip besties.

ZHONGLI

One of the more levelheaded residents in your little clubhouse arrangement. He is responsible, and extremely well put. He has the energy of either a good househusband or a grandpa, waiting for you with tea.

You got along fairly well, and you have unofficially promoted him as your encyclopedia since he seems to know so much, especially from his nation. A proud Liyuen through and through.

He has a regal aura around him, kind of like your landlord, but for some reason, you hardly see the both of them chatting or having tea. You once tried to set up an afternoon tea with him and Neuvillette, and both cancelled on you despite seemingly interested at first.

Come to think of it, you never once had him accompany you to Neuvillette’s office to pay rent — the rest always accompanies you, Furina and Nahida more often than the rest just to have some tea and chat with him. But Zhongli never did.

He is wise beyond his years, and has himself a job as a museum director. This man is a historian, you’re pretty sure with how much knowledge he has around the world. His room is always off-limits to Venti (which turns into your room becoming the drunk’s usual hangout spot that isn’t his room) because sometimes he takes home rare artifacts that could crumble into dust if anyone even dared breathing on it.

He has… odd friends. Really… really odd friends. You thought they were cold at first, but then you realized, the moment they started talking, they sound like regal idiots that are so awkward with talking, like they are not used to talking to people of your caliber (which is like… way below them).

A stickler for contracts, never did break them once. Any deal you make with him is written on paper. You still have a souvenir of a crude contact written in a Starbucks napkin.

Every time you guys go out, dinner is automatically on you. He always forgets his wallet at home that at this point, you consider giving him a chain for his wallet to not forget it.

He has a frog named Azhdaha and it hates you… and a bit of Zhongli too.

EI

Bless this woman. She is your purple wife, a hardcore recluse and gamer, going in her room for hours to just game. You’ve come to learn that Ei is a popular streamer and has once walked in on her doing so when you came to bring her dinner over.

You nearly got cancelled because apparently, her parasocial fans really dislike the idea of her having a possible caring partner that brings her food out of nowhere. They found your twitter quickly and some asshole was planning to dox you so they can hunt you down and punish you for stealing their ‘gamer wife’.

For some reason, even after that debacle, she makes you sit beside her at times during a stream and makes you ‘get along’ with her chat.

You nearly had a #[Name]IsOverParty a second time when you lightly directed her to the right direction when she was exploring the same game you were also playing just to help her, saying you were being condescending and that apparently it means you must not believe women can be gamers.

Ei cannot cook. It’s like her cooking just cannot exist in any type of universe. You were sure that if there was another universe where even she is an almighty ruler of a nation, she’d still be unable to cook.

You once made the mistake of asking her to cook you something when you were newly introduced in the house and she gave you the weirdest looking soba noodles. You swore it looked at you, but she had an expectant look on her face that you had no choice but to stomach it.

You and her are the epitome of the meme that goes like ‘x who just woke up at 2am’ 🤝 ‘y who is just about to sleep at 2am’.

Often these run ins turn into a 2am session of just binging shitty videos on the internet, or her trying to teach you the better builds for your Tarnished after you make yourself and her a bowl of instant ramen noodles.

She has a friend… Yae Miko, who is some… CEO of a publishing company. She terrifies you sometimes and you do not recommend being alone with the both of them, it is likely you will not survive for reasons… that are not to be disclosed.

NAHIDA

You were confused when you first met her. Actually, you even asked your other roommates if they also brought their kid. And everyone looked at you and said, “Oh yeah, that’s Nahida, don’t worry, she makes the best soup when you’re sick.”

And you were just genuinely perplexed about her existence. She is a literal child, but her mind transcends so much — you can even say it has a better mileage than Venti’s, but to be fair, he has borderline alcoholism to deteriorate his cognitive functions, so that probably wasn’t saying much.

She is the epitome of someone who either knows too much or knows too little and there is little space for the normal in between.

Also wise beyond her years… how many that may be. You wonder how she can pay for her rent or even afford to live without her parents… but apparently, it’s better that you know little about her origins, and that her family is with you and your other roommates (it was so hard not to melt at that).

So how can she pay for her share on the rent? She has a covert consultancy job in managing databases. For some reason, this kid is more tech savvy than you will ever be. Everyone comes to her to troubleshoot their phones and she is always happy to entertain them, provided that you let her make you try her candied al— akji… ajilenakh nuts. In all fairness though, they are pretty damn good.

Does she go to school? Technically? But she does it remotely, on her laptop, so there are hours within the day where the villa is so quiet just so Nahida can have her time with her, what you are sure, are university-level lessons.

She has a snake called Apep. It disappears from its cage randomly, and holy shit does it put everyone on edge. Everyone forgets Apep until she turns up three months later.

She has… a friend? No, a son (??), just… someone she supervises. And it’s the saltiest guy you’ve ever met. He’s an asshole but somehow you guys are casual friends that send each other the shittiest memes. He is… definitely well-connected. Nahida supervises him, he is in the same idol group with Venti and a companion of Zhongli’s (the emo one, you recall), and for some reason, he is tense and frosty around Ei.

You and her have tea parties together, with Furina usually and Zhongli. And she always accompanies you when it’s time to pay your monthly dues.

FURINA

Your darling wife in blue. She is actually also a popular figure in Teyvat. An opera singer who is constantly making the most groundbreaking performances in Teyvat. She is from Fontaine, so of course it is already very much expected.

For some reason, she is the only one with a discounted rent payment? Neuvillette permitted it, and when you asked him, he said he was looking after Furina and you just fell harder for the man.

Not going to lie, when you first met her, you were intimidated and a little standoffish. She was a star, a literal legend, a household name that even as someone who doesn’t dabble much in opera arts, you just… know her from the news.

But the moment you further got to know her, you had a cultural reset with how incredibly subdued and skittish Furina is. She is so easy to startle and extremely sensitive. You found out how much of a class act she is though.

The definition of healing her inner child. You walk into her room and you nearly got confused if it was Nahida’s or hers. But if not for the blue themed room, you’d have definitely mistaken her room for someone else’s. It wasn’t just… something you would ever expect from a star like her. Her room’s most distinct features were the four plushies that sat on her big queen bed.

A crab, a seahorse, an octopus, and a huge… thing. She said it was an Oceanid, made for her by the production that she starred a play in which was titled “The Little Oceanid”. You watch her snuggle with it when you would crash in her room just to give her some company.

She hates, hates, HATES, being alone. Not her thing. Not ever. You asked, and it was something about her being isolated for so many years despite the fact that she is a literal star. And because of that, your room gained a new tenant other than the alcoholic idol.

She has a close relationship with Neuvillette, hence the docked rent. They seem to go way back and she always joins you to his office when it’s time to pay rent. You once tried to ask her to put in a good word for you and she looked at you, offended, because she thought you and her were planning a long term cohabitation that was not at all discussed beforehand.

This goes without saying, but she invites everyone to her plays. Front row seats every time and it is just… magical every time she is out there, shining.

MAVUIKA

She is definitely the most normal roommate there is. But she’s also kind of popular? In a sense that she has a lot of connections. She has friends who are actually normal? People you can actually talk to?? No offense to Xianyun, Houzhang, and Jiehu.

Her friends come in to storm the villa every now and then. Your most memorable one was probably this Kinich guy and his rabid… dog, Ajaw. It tried to bite off any person that came close, and it won’t stop barking. Kinich calls Ajaw the yappatron and none dare contest such a name.

Other than in real life, Mavuika is also really popular online. Mostly because of her biker chick aesthetic. Apparently, the internet ate it up. How did they know? Ei posted a picture of Furina taking a selfie with her and Mavuika (and somehow your back was caught on the background picture too). Ever since then, her quiet 8k followers on Twitter and Insta blew up into a million followers.

The opposite of Zhongli. When you two go out together for dinner, it’s HER shout. It always is, somehow it evens it out, you’re not sure why. Of course, those dinners always involve you riding her bike with her.

You guys are the definition of bait. Absolute bait. You post each other on stories, which is just, hilarious because it leaves her fans always speculating. So far no one has decided on which one is it. Though in the end, as crazy as they are, you’re grateful Mavuika’s whipped fans aren’t really as terrifying as Ei’s. No one dared to cancel you and were just making some deranged comments of having a threesome with you and her. Well, now you’re not so sure which is worse.

There is an unoccupied room in the house, and Mavuika uses it for her home gym. She works out and you watch, but you always run away before she could drag you to join her. You tried, but her workouts are so intense, you’d literally rather have liver failure.

Undoubtedly one of the most caring roommate you’ve had the pleasure of living with. She is incredibly dependable and is just a warm blanket of a person. You once got sick and she’s there caring for you when Nahida is busy.

Mavuika is a street racer, and often wins it. You’re not really sure the ins and outs of it, but you’re pretty damn sure that she is, quite literally, loaded from winning those races.

You ask her why she’s still living with you all if she’s already loaded, she only shrugged and dragged you to her room, never to be seen again.

extras:

NEUVILLETTE

SCARAMOUCHE

[mikashisus]

OLDER : 14. they're beating your ass in the qrts

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NOTES: this chapter features 3 of my friends who i asked to be in a few chapters lmao. that hit tweet photo is actually a photo of my irl with young sheldon’s face over hers 😭 another one of my irls made it LMAOO. anyw next chapter will have the mc’s pov i promise 🙏

SUMMARY: when your acting career booms, the stress of the spotlight and your every move being watched starts to drown you whole. the only escape from a complete all time low comes in the form of your attractive coworker, zhongli— a distinguished and slightly older man that you can't seem to stop thinking about.

TAGLIST — open @theprinceofkhaos @bella-sams @yourfavoritefreakyhan @shadowheads-shitshow @obervation-subject-753 @kaitfae @wonderland-fan @abundanceofcloves @red-ninja15

[pearl-blue-musings]

Oo Oo!! Elle i love this idea omg 🥰 could i get maybe Zhongli for the texts and with no alcohol please if that’s alright 💖💖💖

Yes of course!!!

Sexy sexy times with the geo daddy ahead!!

Elle’s Wine Night take two!!

[ilyuu-archive]

texts. — raining.

ft. ayato, dainsleif & zhongli.

warnings : fluff, crack, ayato is a menace, a small confession (dainsleif), dainsleif and zhongli are too kind for their own good, lmk if i missed anything!

ayato.

dainsleif.

zhongli.

general taglist (open!) : @/zuyoo, @starz222, @haliyamori, @kazumist, @/tartaglia-apologist, @mikacynth, @angelkazusstuff, @doumalove, @kpop-and-otome, @emo-mess, @kissedbysilk . . .

[thesparklingwriter]

𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

"if i could purchase your love, please know i would exhaust my savings to do so."

status: complete

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— Zhongli and fem!reader smau

— present-day au

— yn is a celebrity and zhongli is a famous billionaire

summary:

when you were younger, it was easy to ignore the problems that surrounded having money or talent. but as the years go by and adult life places more emphasis on these two things, how do you keep promises made in your youth? And do you rebuild relationships that have spent decades on the back burner?

accounts: private personal public

chapters:

(♔ denotes the chapter has some written prose)

ACT ONE

✧ 01 sold to the dragon

✧ 02 ex in your dms

✧ 03 a massive internet black hole

✧ 04 i think i just got my best friend back

✧ 05 #hutaosweep

✧ 06 kindly delete this

✧ 07 with what authority?

✧ 08 i am not a package ♔

✧ 09 i only kissed him

✧ 10 people are mean ♔

ACT TWO

✧ 11 i want to see you

✧ 12 i don't wish to know about his bowel movements

✧ 13 are you hearing yourself rn?

✧ 14 ur boyfriend is terrifying

✧ 15 don't leave ♔

✧ 16 you are not getting me in a tracksuit

✧ 17 what are we launching?

✧ 18 please be respectful of your neighbours

✧ 19 he knows something about everything

✧ 20 yn x mystery man

✧ 21 archons help you lumine

✧ 22 ngl i dont think he's looking for your approval ♔

✧ 23 too unserious

ACT THREE

✧ 24 baby due date

✧ 25 to Celestia and back

✧ 26 pass

✧ 27 that is no way to speak to your fiancée

✧ 28 Just text me?

✧ 29 Whatever it is I didn’t do it

FINALE

✧ 30 screw lumine

✧ 31 just make a gaming room

✧ 32 silence on all fronts

✧ 33 [redacted]

✧ 34 you need rest ♔

✧ 35 fin ♔

NOTES:

i had this idea in the tags of someone's post ages ago and I've always wanted to try making a smau so here we go

BIG thanks to my irl bestie who’s letting me massacre some of her pictures for yn ♡

Do you want a cameo in this or future smaus? Fill out this form!

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[neuvillettes]

hi! boyfriend texts from Zhongli if you're still doing them please?

send me a male genshin character and i’ll do bf texts for him <3

[sukunasrealgf]

IN NEED OF GENSHIN, , BNHA, HAIKYUU, BTS , OR JJK SMAUSSS PLZ IM LITERALLY SO BORED😘😘😘🥲🥲 I HAVE SCROLLED ON THE DIFFERENT SMAU TAGS AND I SWEAR IVE READ THEM ALL AUGHHHHH

[saeyoungchoismaid]

Happy birthday to Zhongli! 💛

[anthearo]

Texting your ex

(take the lack of changing contact names as you haven't moved on yet)

- Kazuha, Diluc, Xiao, Scaramouche, Childe Zhongli

[lyxzeun]

— OVER THE MOON ?! ; chptr 08 ; a small downfall

CHAPTER SYN. rui gets into a fight in the campus groupchat, but surprisingly, the vice president of the council; alhaitham, isn’t picking up the phone, and one who comes to the rescue is the president of the council; zhongli. (tw; underage driving + smoking and a npc hooking up w a professor)

ZHONGLI X FEM!READER

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TEYVAT UNI ;; GROUPCHAT

DILUC + [NAME] MESSAGES

RUI + [NAME] MESSAGES

@rifran @kaoyamamegami @crimxn @cameshitpost @skimm0nzz @maisieisbae @afoxesgreed @thomawifey @raideneiari @richxelle @br34ky0ursp1n3 @duckyyyx @aeongiies @n-i-f-y @akagism2 @tracylvst @jadiebug06 @gojoandelsalovechilde (open taglist <3 send ask or reply to this post)

[ilyuan]

໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১ SYPNOSIS — doin a little trolling with them hehe

— lyney, xiao, zhongli, alhaitham, wriothesley, childe

@sugarmouchie do not copy/translate/repost on other platforms 🪽

[amourette]

“it’s okay, my boyfriend will”

^ but with tartaglia + fem reader :)!

- first post on this acc kinda nervous (¯▿¯)..

- this’ll be a fluff to angst, one shot smau! (might not be a one shot but oh well ╰(▔∀▔)╯!!)

“no i won’t travel hours away just to make sure you’re okay.”

- that’s okay, childe will.

“no i won’t randomly send you sweet messages throughout the day”

- that��s okay, childe will.

“no i won’t love you until the end of time”

- that’s okay, childe will.

- all support is very appreciated 人´∀｀)!

- also, super sorry if anyone has done this before me! i just kept seeing the trend on my for you page and after crying to all the pet videos, i wanted to make this! but this was very rushed, so sorry (ｰ ｰ;)!! but i do hope you enjoyed this! (i cried while doing the last part but i think that’s just me)

v(・∀・*)! bye!

[mikashisus]

OLDER : 12. fontaine and bad decisions

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NOTES: lolz (2). still not responsible for any therapy sessions 😁

SUMMARY: when your acting career booms, the stress of the spotlight and your every move being watched starts to drown you whole. the only escape from a complete all time low comes in the form of your attractive coworker, zhongli— a distinguished and slightly older man that you can't seem to stop thinking about.

TAGLIST — open @theprinceofkhaos @bella-sams @yourfavoritefreakyhan @shadowheads-shitshow @obervation-subject-753 @kaitfae @wonderland-fan @abundanceofcloves @red-ninja15