#zerrie is fake

[insomniziam]

Hey, I tried to look at the zerrie and sophiam is fake masterpost you reblogged but it was "keep reading" and the blog which made it is deactivated. Ik you probably can't do anything about it but one thing that caught my eyes was that Perrie didn't even know Zayn's ethnicity and zerrie was for whitewashing him, so can you explain that in short?

Hey nonnie!

Wow, those names are taking me back quite a few years, talk about a blast from the past 😅

As for your question, in an interview back when they will still playing at the very obvious untruth (I don't know if that's even a word but I am sticking with it) that Zayn was determined to marry a woman conveniently in another musical group under the same management team as him despite the fact that he looked anything but happy about the situation (same could be said about Liam, but I digress), Perrie had this to say about they're never-actually-happening-wedding:

Anyone who has known Zayn for any amount of time - most of all the woman he apparently wanted to spend the rest of his life with - knows that he's not Indian, his Pakistani 💀. What makes this even funnier is Gigi pulled the exact same fail years later and claimed he was middle eastern:

You seriously can't make this shit up.

As for the other part of your question, I can't speak too much to it because I'm not 100% sure. But from what I understand, there was a theory that they brought in a blonde hair blue and wide eye girl because they thought it would help to clean up his image and make him appear more "white".

Hopefully this helps!

[awesomefringey]

This is different from the other ask I just sent you, but everyone needs to remember that we can't judge the relationships during the band as fact when absolutely none of them were real.

Zayn dated and got engaged to Perrie. Perrie was from another up-and-coming band under Syco and won the Xfactor. Zayn had dated a girl during the Xfactor, so his dating another girl didn't seem so farfetched. Perrie and Little Mix got a fuck ton of promotion from being associated with One Direction, from ticket sales to album sales, especially outside of the UK. They probably would have been ok in the UK, but the exposure to the rest of the world through Zerrie was really helpful.

Liam had two relationships during the band. Danielle Panzer and Sophia Smith. Danielle was already a dancer on the Xfactor, attempting to find fame in various ways. Placing her with Liam put her name out there to the entire world; I remember she tried modeling for a little bit, but they ultimately broke up after the Up All Night Tour (I think). Sophia was different. She was Liam's childhood friend, and they seemed to have a comradery from their shared experiences and growing up together. However, Sophia also attempted to be a model in the UK during their relationship, as Liam Payne's girlfriend got her exposure. She was known to the fandom as a model and often spent time with Perrie and Eleanor when they were all supposed to be with the boys.

Harry and Louis were obvious with Harry's winter girlfriends, and Louis openly looked miserable with Eleanor during the majority of their relationships, the first time and the second.

Niall was different than all of them; other than Harry, he was supposed to be the single one. The available one, for the fans to think they had a chance with. Similar to how Harry was treated in the Media. Niall also admitted more recently that he'd been in a relationship from 17 to 19 but wasn't allowed to tell the fans because it would ruin his available image.

While I could definitely believe that Liam and Zayn are both some level of queer since they had fake relationships too. I think the only true relationships in the band besides Larry are (Niall and Amelia) Zayn and Gigi. I have reason to believe that Liam and Cheryl were more of a friend asking another friend to be the father of their child since, compared to the rest of Liam's relationships, Cheryl is the only one who seemed to care about him when he got sick last August/September. Though this is just my opinion about the whole thing since every relationship regarding this band has been shady.

I honestly couldn’t say whether Zayn’s and Liam’s relationships were designed to boost publicity or if it was two people with a similar lifestyle and the beneficial side effect of PR.

However, fake dating for publicity is a common marketing tactic, and I don't see why Modest Management wouldn't use that effective strategy with as many members of the band as possible, regardless of their sexual orientation.

Oh God, Cheryl and Liam? They were such an odd pair. They always made me scratch my head. And naming the kid Bear, when RBB/SBB were literally the babygate mascots just a year or so before… seriously, what were they thinking? 🫠

[louisisalarrie]

heyhey, i'm not on twitter, what drama are the solo harries on now? i think i'm gonna start a bingo card with their shit and take a shot or sum lol

ooooo thank you for reminding me about my bingo card, I’ve gotta get onto that today! and I will absolutely do shots with you lol

ugh idk, it’s been getting more hostile recently, there’s a few things though.

with niall’s tour, that man is KILLING it and he’s being SO sexy and beautiful and I love him so much and we can see how drastically his stage presence has altered from his last tour and his confidence has shot through the roof, but harries are being all like “he is copying Harry’s moves and copying Harry’s sound and he’s pretending to be Harry on stage” etc. which has thrown the solo nialls into a massive tizzy and has also infuriated me bc excuse me every member of 1d is very different in their stage presence and sound and they are all so unique it’s fantastic. But also, they all performed with each other for roughly 5 years sooooo there’s gonna be some inspiration and reflection in each other’s performances. Like… they just mad that niall is doing so well and are stuck so far up Harry’s ass that they can’t see anything else.

and thennnn a much more sensitive and frustrating topic that has really reared its head and more and more harries/TR fans are getting on board with against larries, are allegations of us only believing that H*ssel is a stunt because TR is a woman of colour and we wouldn’t be saying this if she was white and blonde. Like… I’m… in literal shock because this is a fucked up thing to say, similar to how we get called misogynists because we don’t believe in these “relationships”, which just truly makes me wanna throw up. Like, how dare they say this shit about and to us. That’s so fucked up and wrong and is entirely dismissive and they are trying to make us look like horrible people because apparently they all loooooove TR now.

But also, we’ve called out every PR relationship. Everything from Elounor to Holivia to Haylor to even Zerrie. We aren’t calling out TR and Harry’s “relationship” because she is a woman of colour, we are calling it out because it’s fake and these people who engage in stunt relationships are encouraging, engaging, and benefiting off the closeting of LGBTQIA+ people in the public eye. It’s got nothing to do with race/gender/appearance etc., it’s to do with calling out the widespread issue of closeting in the music industry.

Anyway, people are unlarrying because they’re sick of the bullying, and the allegations that make us look like truly awful people.

[alarrytale]

It's always suspicious when someone has a shady romantic history like Louis's, Harry's, and other people in Hollywood or the music industry. Even Simon Cowell whom we all know is very obviously gay (his history includes a couple engagements that never went anywhere and a child he had with supposedly his best friend's wife that started living with him after and now he's finally proposing to her after almost a decade; also links to hundreds of women for years to give him a 'ladies' man' reputation). Taylor Swift and her million ex-boyfriends whom she uses to write songs about which generate revenue, Harry being linked to every woman ever and only having about one-year long relationships before breaking up with them and writing about them in his next album, Louis having one long-term girlfriend for a decade whom there were barely ever any pictures with them together in all that time except for in the beginning and then being seen holding hands with a girl then never again...

I understand most celebrities do PR relationships whether they're gay or not, but doing it for decades, especially without getting married, to me is shady.

Hi, anon!

I assume you mean shady as in you suspect they are hiding their sexuality from the general public?

There are three main reasons to be very public about a relationship that is fake (calling paparazzi, frequent fan spaces where you will be recognised, and attend events etc.). (1) You have something to promote (pr relationship) (2) You need a beard (3) You are both high profile and you feed off the attention you get together. It might be a combo of some of these three too.

Being in a fake relationship doesn’t mean that you are queer. Pr relationship tend to start and stop when the project or thing you are promoting ends their promo campaign. They are often short lived and consists of people involved in the project. It can be something small like the tabloids linking you together or involve stunting. For example Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield.

Bearding is faking a relationship to hide your sexuality. It doesn’t need to be very public, just enough to confirm the relationship is still on. These relationships tend to be long. And the celeb tends to find a not high profile partner. If both are high profile it might be double bearding. Some even get married (lavender marriage) An example is Louis and E (and Simon).

Some high profile people get together and fake a relationship to get publicity and attention on themselves, they don't neccessarily have something to promote and they are most often than not straight. They just want to keep their relevance as a celebrity or use each other to elevate their celebrity status. Some of these relationships are short, some are long if successful. Some even get married (and keep other partners). For example kim kardashian and pete davidson or jlo and ben affleck.

So getting married isn't exactly something that proves a relationship real, neither is an engagement (look at zerrie). Not getting married after being together a long time might be an indicator that the person is queer though (bearding). Figuring out if a person is faking it for promo or for bearding can be hard. It might serve both purposes. Harry's relationships have mostly served both. Louis' only for bearding.

[trickortpwk]

Girlll so my tiktok fyp was filled with 5sos during their groupie days. So I decided to dive deep into tumble for some 1d groupie tea and a lot of them are about Zayn. I came across this tumblr user that was in touch with 1D groupies. Apparently that person believed that zerrie was fake cuz so many 1D groupies messaged them about their hook up (Grain of salt obv) with Zayn. That person made a whole ass post about Zerrie being fake along with messages of his hook ups as proof 💀💀 Honestly that break up was the best thing to ever happen to Perrie cuz my girl was getting DISRESPECTED. I wonder what these groupie girlies are doing now 🤔 I want someone to spill all the tea 😫

the way they just didn't understand both zerrie and the hookups could be real, he's just an awful human being lmao

[redyellowberry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPSsmcVserA Hey! Do you know why Liam looks so pissed here?

Because the whole 'This is Us' movie promo was based on Zayn's and p*rrie's "engagement". You can see how hard it was to Liam to tolerate all these endless questions about it.

You can watch this video which sums it up very well. 'The Story of Ziam' on youtube is also good.

[5thwheelniall]

"It's pretty cool."

i have to laugh cause this is verbatim what he said literally every time the zerrie engagement was brought up

[allornothlng]

Also in regards to petrie, one of the things that made me start looking harder at z*errie was how different her and zayn are personality wise. I understand people with different personalities can date and all that. But I was into LM for awhile so I followed them closely and Petrie is just so drastically different from zayn personality wise I just don’t see how they would get along in a romantic capacity. I guess it’s easier to fill in the blanks with g bc she’s a socialite

‼️ I agree with everything and not only that, she obviously did not even know him. She called him Indian. INDIAN. How do you not know where you fiancé is from 😭✋🏼 embarazzing~

[harryandlouisarehappilystrong]

We all know Larry is real and they've been in love for years, but do you believe Ziam was/is real?

BRUH HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO MY BLOG BEFORE?????????????

I kid I kid but Jesus is Lord YES I DO!

Probably 60% of my blog is being a raging mess that so many people don’t believe it’s real lol. Feel free to check out all the tags I’m about to link in this post.

[insomniziam]

So, zerrie is fake anon here. I scrolled through Tumblr and found an old anti zerrie account. Like from back when they were together and it had a post about her mother being islamophobic. And people were like how can she say such things when her future son in law is a Muslim. And It's clicking now that it's because she probably doesn't even know he is (well, was, he confirmed he no longer identifies as one). But, goddamn, does that boy have bad luck with mothers of "partners". Hopefully, Karen more than makes up for it.

Oh nonnie, I'm sure Karen more than makes up for it. After all:

Zayn is her favourite.

I mean just look at much she loves him:

So much that she gives him kisses, and must give him that motherly squeeze.

She really is just enamoured by her son in law.

And it's not like Zayn doesn't return that sentiment:

So I don't think there is any need to worry, nonnie, Karen knows how to make Zayn feel loved, no doubt!

Thanks for the ask nonnie!

[larryloverinfinity]

THE WAY LIAM WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WASNT LAUGHING

LOL who remembers the time when they didn't have a back up story for the engagement and they literally had too pull shit outta their ass on the spot

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST TIME

SAME LOUIS FUCKING SAME

THEY DIDN’T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE

THANK YOU CAPTAIN LOUIS ! ZAYN WOULDN’T HAD MADE THAT SHIT BELIEVABLE EVEN IF HE TRIED HARDER POOR THING HAHA

WHEN ARE YOU DUE NIALL WE’RE STILL WAITING ON THAT BABY

LOOOOOOL

THEY LITERALLY HAD NOTHING THE FIRST TWO MONTHS

- NIELS

[alarrytale]

Sony cannot sue anyone for coming out if the closet based on some old clause. First of all this would be discriminatory which is illegal and illegal clauses are unenforceable. Secondly, they would have to prove damages based on the breach of contract which they don't have because 1D is no longer signed under them. And if this image clause exists why has it not been used earlier, for example when Zayn cheated on Perrie or was arrested for harassment?

Also if they could and would enforce it expect a boycott. Its absolutely terrible PR forhe company.

Hi, anon,

I have touched on this before, but it seems like i need to reiterate. 1d signed a contact with multiple different clauses. Some of them is about their image and how it belongs to sony. There isn't a clause that states that they can't be gay. If sony deem being gay profittable they would push them out. It's about sony deciding whats profitable and not, and in their best interest. They are acting in their best interest. Sony will on their end of the deal make them stars and a lot of money. If h or l comes out sony will be able to say that h and l didn’t hold up their end of the deal. Sony will have lots of evidence that their strategy and image curation was and is the right choice. They've made them successful and a lot of money. It's not about coming out, but about loss of future potential earnings. If h and l can't prove damages, abuse or mistreatment they won't have a leg to stand on.

1d is still signed under sony. 1d is on hiatus, which means that they still have deliverables to sony. If the contract was over and done with, we'd have an offical break up. We don’t know what the deliverables are (harry albums maybe or 1d greatest hits that they have to promote some time in the future). Sony isn't done making money off of 1d. They wouldn't let them go that easily.

Zerrie was fake. Zayn is out of 1d. He might not be bound by the clauses and deliverables anymore. Either way, he's acting according to to the image they've given him, and it's not putting his fanbase off. People took his side. So he's not harming the bottom line, that's what sony cares about.

If you think there would be a boycott, and that it would be terrible pr for sony, i think you need to look into kesha vs sony. While you're at it i'd also read up on george michael vs sony and michael jackson vs sony. Hope this helped!

[queensgaybeach1d]

HELLOOO, I just discovered your blog, shame on me. So, I read your masterpost about the stunts in the industry (great work btw) and was wondering how to tell if something is real or purely pr. Would you mind giving me a few pointers ?? Answer however and whenever you can.

Hello Sweetie,

Thank you so much for your lovely words. I would love to help you dig deeper into the PR industry. In fact, I did some research myself and I stumbled upon a great confirmation on how everything works. I think it is just the right fit for you, sweetheart.

Please take your time reading the post and if you have any questions or suggestions, please do not hesitate to ask me. Have a great day and enjoy!

Kisses,

Suman 😊

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How to spot a PR relationship?! 

This post is made for everyone who would like to learn how to spot a fake relationship in Hollywood. This information is supported by a very reliable source. The name of the source is Jack Ketsoyan, he set up two PR relationships himself. If you would try to compare this to your favourite Hollywood couple, you might be surprised of the outcome. I wish you all the best while reading this and if you have any questions/suggestions please do not hesitate to ask. Enjoy! :)

 This is the link of the podcast about the PR relationships (skip to 5.40). I will make a little summary of the very important things Jack said. There is also another man who is speaking about this subject. His name is Christopher and he is a lawyer who has worked with cases like these for a long time.

 (Please note that I am in no way hating on anyone. I have a strong dislike for all ‘’beards’’, but what they do with their lives is their responsibility. Therefore I mean no harm to any of these people. It would be very sad if any of these people would do it because they needed money for their families. If that was the case I would truly feel sorry for them, but the thing is they want to become famous by dating someone else who put his/her hard work in his/her career. That it just not fair. There are plenty of ways to become famous by dedication, hard work and staying yourself.)

I want to give compliments to the lovely @Totallylost4you on twitter. She made me aware of the podcast.

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-’’To hide the artist’s sexuality; boosting of the careers.’’ --> (Louis, Harry, Zayn, Liam and Niall. Also, Kristen Stewart, Cara Delevigne and Taylor Swift) -->

‘’It is more common on the male side than on the female side. There are certain celebrities who were, back in the day, in the closet and it was not okay to be out. We live in a completely different time nowadays, these days being gay is okay. So back in the day that was the biggest secret, it was a big taboo, if a certain high profiled male, the heartthrob is all of a sudden gay, they were not going to get the bigger roles anymore. They were going to be type casted, so that was the big way of hiding things. Them hiding their sexuality was dating a female who would keep them in the limelight basically and cover it up.’’  [about closeting] ‘’Times have changed, it still happens, but a lot has changed.’’ --> There are still people who would not like attending a Harry Styles (the heartthrob) concert when he comes out as gay.

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-’’To be able to sell the hype of it.’’ --> (Whenever a picture of Taylor and Tom or Louis and Eleanor comes out, people are quick to retweet, post and talk about what happened. Within no time the pictures have traveled through the internet. Which automatically means that a lot of people have seen it. All of this gives the label/couple/artist attention and money. --> Whether it is bad attention or good attention, attention means money.) a few examples of these couples are also: Haylor, Zigi and Elounor.

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-’’To sell tickets to concerts or movies.’’ --> 1D world tours and solo tours. That is also why beards like Camille Rowe, Eleanor Calder and Maya Henry attend their concerts. As for movies think about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart (who is gay) fake dating, moments after Twilight came out. Think about 1D bringing their fake girlfriends to the world premiere and Zayn and Perrie getting engaged a second after. The purpose of these events are attention. Sweethearts, whenever people go to these shows/movies all they will focus on is 1D and their ‘girlfriends’. Photos will spread faster than ever and people will talk about how ‘real’ they are. Their aim is to kill two birds with one stone; making them look like a ‘real’ couple whilst promoting their movie/album.

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-’’To sell albums.’’ --> (Zigi, Chiam, Elounor, Hamille, Nailee, Haylor.) Let us be honest, are they not the biggest reasons why antis buy the album? Just to see what stuff they write about their fake girlfriends/boyfriends. Just to see how ‘Camille’ pronounces ‘’Coucou’’or just because Gigi Hadid starred in Zayn’s music video. Or maybe to finally know the ‘truth’ about Taylor’s fake relationships.  

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-’’It's all about the hype at the moment. Especially with the social media world.’’ --> I am going to point out an important thing Jack said. He said ‘’especially with the social media world.’’ Remember when there were only rumours of Louis and Eleanor being back together? The whole fandom tweeted about it. This made it popular and that was the solid moment 1D’s label knew that Elounor 2.0 would do it for them. They would earn a lot by it. The same thing counts for Zigi, Chiam, Haylor, Hamille. Hamille is a good example too. When all of you heard that Harry wrote a song about her and that her voice was going to be included in his song, what happened? Exactly, everyone went nuts and made sure to listen to that exact song. That is exactly what they want. They want that power over you, that is what gives them the money. Another example, how fast do you think solo Zayn stans and Directioners tweeted about a ‘power couple’ when the news broke that Zayn and Gigi are ‘expecting a child’? How fast did people open their social media accounts when Kylie Jenner was pregnant for the Kardashian’s 10th anniversary? (Social media does A LOT. Whenever a picture of Eleanor (beard) and Clifford (Louis’ dog) arrives on the internet, people automatically assume they are together in a room. This, is not the case. That is how convenient social media is to arranged relationships. Why start a rumour by hiring newspapers instead of posting a message on social media? It is much cheaper and more people will know about it in less than four hours.)

Promoting certain brand like Coca Cola (Elounor), YSL, Gucci, Vogue (Zigi) and Hugo Boss are also a part of it. Celebrities wearing those brands make their fans want to buy it too, think of the Kardashians promoting Adidas and other expensive brands. Also think of people like Briana Jungwirth promoting flat tummy tea. This is called ‘celebrity branding.’

Tell me, how many times do you get HQ pic of your PR couple on your phone? People tend to go out of their mind when pictures come out. That is the immediate effect Hollywood has on social media/ you. That gives them the promo they need, even during quarantine the beards post pictures of themselves, making you think they are together when in reality they are not. :)

{About why Jack hooked an arranged relationship up himself} --> ‘’It was more of a mutual agreement between the agents. {Tells a story about an actor getting bad reviews for a movie and in order to let people focus on something else they got the actor a girl, so the media would focus on the girl instead of the bad movie.}’’ -->  ‘’Just a one year deal. Basically they finished of the press and the international press and then they went their separate ways, because she did not want to do a two year deal.’’ {interviewer asks if it worked} --> ‘’It worked.’’ -->  A few examples of (approximately) a one-year deal: Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift, Niall Horan and Hailee Steinfield and Louis Tomlinson and Danielle Campbell. It is also good to point out that the beard can decide whether she wants to continue or not, but the celebrity has to do what the agent arranges.

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{Interviewer asks what reasons people might have to agree to one of these PR relationships} --> Different reasons, that could be to deflect attention away from a controversy (damage control. think of something Larry or Ziam related happening and the next day Zigi and Elouno are papped. Or fans finding out Louis is in the same country as Harry and the next day they will let Elouno do a pap walk. Another example is when Ziammies find out a Zigi picture is photoshopped, the next day you will see Zigi in person. This happens when their stunts fail). So if an actor has drugs and alcohol problems they may want to give the appearance that they have settled down and are in a committed relationships so that they can banked for films. Or they are going to be able to get bonded and get work and people will trust them, because they have settled down. It also could be done to create a brand. Two celebs getting together and 'now there's this tremendous interest about them being a power couple.' [...] We create strong provision against the disclosure of any negative facts against the celebrity - with consequences. So these agreements need to be structured with a hold back of money so that over time if they have complied with the agreement and not disclosed ehh no personal information and violation the agreement then they would be entitled the payment, so under the agreement. " --> The last part might be difficult to understand, because the lawyer uses difficult words, but what he is actually saying is very important. He says if the celebrities who are in the PR relationship have done their part (parading around with each other) then they will receive their money (please correct me if I am wrong). The host also confirmed that contracts like these are the reason why a lot of celebrities do not admit they had a PR relationships.

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Clues on how to spot a PR relationship:

-‘’The main clue you would see is if, you know, a certain high profiled male is dating a female (or when a high profiled female is dating a regular male), who was not high profile. All of a sudden, she is, overnight, the most talked about girl in Hollywood and everyone want a piece of them. That is the biggest thing, you know, it is such a career boost for the female that some females end up taking the deal.’’ --> Zigi, Elounor, Chiam, Brouis, Haylor, Taylor and Calvin. How does the world know Eleanor Calder? Because of Louis Tomlinson. No one knew her before, except her family. How did Gigi gain so many followers? Because she started dating Zayn Malik. Gigi already had a platform for herself, but she gained a lot of followers by dating Zayn. Zayn also gained followers by dating Gigi. Gigi needed promo and Zayn was in the spotlight, because he just ‘left 1D.’ This made him the perfect target. I hope all of you also notice that when beards/fake girlfriends post pictures of them with their fake boyfriend, it gets way more likes than their usual pictures.

{What was the benefit for the girl in the scenario?} --> ‘’Ehm, she has a huge career at the moment. She benefit from that by becoming a household name (someone that is well known) and getting bigger roles than she would have. She would use to be the 3rd or the 4th lead in any auditions or any jobs that she was getting. She then became the first lead. She got a great career boost out of it, for sure.’’ --> Gigi Hadid, Eleanor Calder, Sophia Smith, Cheryl Cole, Maya, Camille Rowe and Kendall Jenner are just a few examples.

How did the world know Townes? Because ‘Harry named’ her in one of his songs. How did the world know about Maya Henry? Because Liam Payne started dating her. Before this, she was just a fan. How did Cheryl Cole get the attention back? Because of baby gate and by fake dating Liam Payne. How did Briana gain so many followers? Because Louis Tomlinson fans gave her the attention and because she participated in faking a pregnancy. How did Shawn and Camilla become a couple in the spotlight? Because people have always shipped them, ever since the beginning and their label gave the fans what they wanted. How did Kim Kardashian become famous? A *** tape of her and Ray J leaked and she became famous. Now, she is a lot richer and more famous than he is. A quick note, not many people know how Kim Kardashian became famous. They only really know her from Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The newer generation does not know about the tape scandal, and that is what they do. You need to dig a little deeper to see that. This all is an on-going cycle and it will not stop unless we all stop believing it. 😊

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  What do they do in order to make a PR relationship look real?

{Interviewer asks what the clauses in an arranged relationships contract are} --> ‘’An arranged relationship is estranged by definition. So certainly we are going to see requests that are equally odd. They are certainly going to have requirements as to how they hold themselves out to the public as a couple. This would mean appearances at award shows, parties or events together as a couple and that there would be requirements maybe for specific events.’’ --> Eleanor attending Jay’s wedding and being ‘maid of honor’, Calvin and Taylor at Award shows, Elounor at the fashions show 2013, Haylor and their NYE ‘kiss’, Zigi at the MET gala and Chiam at the Brits, celebs at after parties with their ‘girlfriends’. All of these couples have also pictures with each other’s family members. That made a lot of you think they are close and real, well my loves, now you finally know that it is all part of a PR stunt. The fake girlfriends also have to look supportive, that is why they have to be there at concerts, soccer matches, award shows etcetera. 😊

Remember when Eleanor (beard) posted a picture of herself and in the background you could see a picture of her and Louis in 2012 and ‘Louis’ written on a board? Remember when she posted a picture of herself with her and Louis’ boots in the background in 2018? All of these things are there to make it look like they truly live together and  that they truly own each other’s stuff. The same thing counts for Haylor’s airplane necklace. Do you genuinely think they did that by accident? No, that is the purpose of the whole picture. 😊

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‘’Then there is going to be particularly some none disclosure issues surrounding them as to what cannot be said about the relationship and what needs to be said. There could be a script even as to what they have to say if asked about the relationships. There would be photo sessions showing them as a couple. And then I have seen issues of sexual relationships and specific whether this would happen or not happen in an agreement. But if it is truly a PR relationships then sex would not be a part of that relationship, because it is not real.’’ --> Loves, do you remember a moment when someone asked a celebrity about his/her relationships and they stuttered and looked uncomfortable, or they just said something wrong or embarrassing or tried to talk themselves out of it? Well, that happens when you have to make up stuff that never happened.  Louis Tomlinson confirmed his interviews are scripted, so this one is just an extra thick layer of confirmation. I also recall Gigi doing a live and someone asked about Zayn and she just stuttered and looked away, not knowing how to answer a question. (I think there have definitely been times when two people who were in an arranged relationship gave different answers to the same question, why? Because they do not know anything about each other.) Here is an example of a moment that is repeated and scripted about Louis’ ‘relationship’ with Eleanor, even know we have legit proof that is not what happened:

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Now I can hear all your lovely brains working and thinking whether a celebrity is willing to sign a contract like that or if their label is making them sign it. Well, if you have read my previous masterpost about the music industry you can see confirmations of the label making the artist their puppet. They own you, so if they think you should have a girlfriend to hide gay rumours then they will give you one. ‘A label cannot force you anything’, but it does make you sign a contract. When you sign the contract without reading it carefully, then your label will mess you up. In those contracts they do not write ‘’Taylor Swift has to agree to arranged relationships.’’ They write stuff like ‘’When signing the contract, Taylor Swift allows the label to make changes in order to get her to fame.’’ Of course Taylor (and other artists) would think that they mean changing her outfit and looks, but no. The label thinks being gay is something that will not get people enough fame. So what do they do? They change her, they change her sexuality. They closet her and even though Taylor and other LGBTQ artists do not want that. You cannot deny because when you do so, the label will show you the contract you signed. A contract like that is never written literally, they can manipulate their words. To the label ‘’being gay or a part of the LGBTQ+ community’’ falls under ‘’making changes’’ in order to make her famous. Of course there are celebrities who willingly closet themselves for various reasons. I hope to create a single post about how devious these contracts are for you all! 😊

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Here are a few things I hope you have learned from this: 😊

 - Fake relationships still exist and they will always exist. It has been confirmed, so no one can deny this anymore.

 - The girl and boy have to go to special events, such as award shows, family dinners and weddings in order to make it look real.

 - Homophobia is still a thing and the biggest reason why arranged relationships exist.

 - The beard has a contract too, so your idol has no say in how long she can or cannot stay. If she does good then she will stay. (I see many people say that Louis chose Eleanor because they are friends and that is why she is back, but he actually has no say in anything. Your idol is their product to sell. Your idol is basically a marionette.)

 -The PR team does everything to make it look like they are truly together, think of photos of each other in each other’s homes and ‘personal gifts.’

 -Celebrities get an enormous boost on their social media accounts when they start being part of an arranged relationship. Something I have always thought was a bit odd, is the fact that Eleanor never created an insta account until her and Louis’ ‘relationship’ had its peak; in the middle of June 2012. When in reality, insta was created in 2010. She also created twitter in 2012. Exactly when the first few big events were attended by them. (I genuinely think she did that, because everyone wanted to see more of her. Plus, she has always wanted to be a fashion blogger and this was her ‘big moment’ to do so.)

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The credits for this post go to @Totallylost4you. They made me aware of the podcast and they continue to shine light on hidden treasures like this one. They also hardly get credits for their solid hard work and I hope they will continue doing this! Thank you!

Thank you so much for your attention. If you have any question/suggestion, please do not hesitate to ask/tell me! I wish all of you the best and please stay safe. Have an amazing day!

[neonredglow]

Wait is he kissing her chin? XD OMG

looks like she’s kissing his mustache and he’s kissing her chin

[rightnxt2ziam]

In your opinion why Alex team has allowed him to do this stunt with and P****e?

I’ve asked myself that a lot within the past month or so. What can Alex gain from this little fauxmance? Clearly Perrie is getting the football fans, especially the Arsenal ones, on her side. Not really though, a lot of them don’t really like her from what I’ve been seeing inside the fandom. But for Alex I think it’s getting his face out there to a wider audience. They started “dating” right before she and her group headed to the United States. He was popping up on her social media right before they left on tour with Ariana. There’s also rumors he’s allegedly trying to do some type of music, so he may be trying to gain some fans from the LM fandom. Whether that’s true or not is yet to be seen. All I do know is that they’re not really together. They may looked loved up on social media and even at the Brits but rest assured that it’s all a farce. Alex is clearly a better actor than Zayn was when it comes to this and Perrie may have learned a thing or two since “dating” Zayn about how to sell a fauxmance.

[harryandlouisarehappilystrong]

Yo person, so im a baby ziam so im not an anti but can you explain to me like how was the end of zerrie and like why perrie was always crying in the corners like, did she fell for him during the stunt?

The end of Zerrie came on the heels of The Worst Day aka Louis “confirmed” he was gonna be a dad. I screamed and cried and ran around my house screaming “IT’S OVER IT’S OVER ZAYN IS FREE!!!!!!” lol. The papers tried to say he broke up with her over text, but he said in a statement that he’d never do that and blahblahblah. She cried in public b/c it was all part of the stunt lol. If she cared about him at all she would’ve bothered to know his ethnicity and yet...... FFS she was still wearing the ring the day before the end was announced so guess who got played. And then they still continued to drag him in the press and in public whenever they could so as far as I’m concerned every single one of them can go fuck themselves now and forever.