#zero privacy

[peach-22]

my nephew is enjoying my tumblr feed more than me atm😂

[hsuits]

We are currently three people living in a studio apartment because my mom got divorced and needed somewhere to go. It is miserable, but we can't afford anything bigger.

I don’t think humans should be living in studio apartments or little one bedroom apartments you can barely turn around in. It’s like how the minimum tank size requirement for a betta fish is technically 2.5 gallons but you’re a monster if you put them in anything less than 5 gallons. I think people deserve at least one extra room in their house.

[konigsblog]

One thing about Kidnapper-König is that he doesn't allow you to do basic human actions or make your own decision. After all, you're not a human when you're around König, or at least that's what he claims. Being a person would mean that you're equal to him, and you're nothing but a disobedient mutt.

He restricts you of your rights. Oh, you want to walk? Unfortunately, you only have permission to crawl. He will infantilize you, act as if you're incompetent and need his help 24/7, that you're too clumsy to manage on your own. You're not allowed to speak unless spoken to, unless it's an immediate emergency. You cannot act human-like, only act like a pet. You must always obey his command, regardless of how cruel or violating it is.

And because you're unable to speak, that means he'll put words in your mouth to satisfy himself, or to tease you, desperate for a reaction that he can mock. Oh, you're cold? Do you want König to warm you up? Do you want to sit on his big lap and allow him to envelop you in his welcoming arms? Don't hiss at him, Liebling. Know your place.

You don't like the food on the dining table? Well, that's too bad. König will restrain you with rope and spoon-feed you if he must, wiping away your tears and humiliate you for being pathetic. You're tired and don't feel well? Well, König doesn't. Keep going for him, even if your limbs feel numb and weak, and your head is spinning.

[pealingpetals]

just two dudes exploring each others mouths in an alley

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner]

[vigilskeep]

the way the room prepared for you as a full mage has a bathtub in it. the room that has no door and is fully open for everyone to see

[bluesey-182]

*reading romance novels* men growling is so fucking dumb. don't come near me. that grosses me out. *man growls in a metal song* 👁👄👁

[ricoka]

not posting art online and comparing myself to others and just straight up blocking when someone is shit for my mental health are really really good for how I perceive my own art and my mental health

who would have thought

[just-orbiting-you]

The 'he said he wanted to do special forces blah blah, he doesn't wanna be with Jimin' narrative is ridiculous, when he is literally with Jimin. He could have went alone, you know. No one forced him. Like when Jimin updated about him and Jk while they were enlisted & how when Jk finally came online, he didn't mention Jimin and this was used as proof he doesn't wanna be there with Jimin, isn't with Jimin or doesn't care about Jimin. But then what did we find out? That Jk wrote in his military diary, which he thought was private, that he is glad Jimin is there with him and came with him. He said it in private, but because he said it in private and not out loud, it doesn't count. People are saying he should return the same energy with Jimin and say it out loud he's happy Jimin is with him, but when he does over the top things about Jimin, like bday thirst traps or Jimin centered lives, or walks together with him enlisting, it gets ignored or says that doesn't count its just baiting. He can't win.

right i agree. after i posted before i immediately thought of the shirtless live where he is begging to go to jimin's house. over and over. that's pretty loud to me.

but can i ask how the hell stans got a hold of a private military diary?!??!!? i'm sorry WHAT. i guess i don't even want the details but that's utterly insane.

[monsterhugger]

"your adblocker is causing the site to not function properly" okay maybe stop doing things that my adblocker recognizes as malicious?

[walrus150915]

I AM DEEPLY SORRY BUT

I thought about Goldenheart fankids for a while so I've decided to make my own!

Now, it's important to acknowledge that I honestly believe that they wouldn't have kids post-movie. That makes sense thematically and it's kind of poetic if you think about it (a gay man being the end of his bloodline which started all this copaganda n stuff) but I😭😭 I couldn't stop thinking about this!!

I present to you:

THEIR KIDDO YUPIEEEEE

Some fun facts abt them:

- Aquila is a gender neutral name which means "eagle". I thought it'd be funny to keep the tradition of their weird medieval names. Eagle Braveman, a child of Godsfood Goodatsex and Staircase Braveman, gotta love that💅

- also yea. I gave them Bal's surname bc there's no way in the world Ambrosius would want to give them his surname. His bloodline ends with him in an good old gay tradition😎😎

- I think they'd be a happy accident tbh (if we're talking about seahorse dad situation shfjj)

- Nimona didn't expect to love them as much as she did but now they're literally her favorite person😭 siblings are REAL (although I think Nimona is like- sibling-uncle-aunt-family friend figure sorta kinda)

- About their personality? Well, they're reserved, not much of a talker, kinda socially awkward and overthinks a lot (just like their papas)

- They hate sports of all kinds like they CAN'T stand it. Also they don't know those knight traditions n stuff and have never held a sword in their life- I think that's a good "f u" to the system which expected children to become weapons bc Ballister, Ambrosius and especially Nimona would never let this child repeat all the stuff they all came through

- I don't think they even talked about their knightly upbringing to Aquila, and when Aquila asked about it they tried to avoid answering so bad

- About parenting btw- Ambrosius and Ballister both beat the "emotionally detached Asian father" allegations. These two are WAY too attached I'd say😭 they can be overprotective (cough cough Ballister) or overbearing (I see ya Ambrosius) sometimes (although Ambrosius is overprotective as well, if not more than Bal)

- Ambrosius tries his best to not repeat his parents' mistakes and let Aquila live a happy, relaxed childhood, but he slips from time to time. "Why did I have to work so hard to achieve even a little bit of acknowledgement from my parents and now this kid expects me to praise them even for the smallest of things" kind of deal. He slowly learns to relearn this way of thinking but- yeah, bro still has those good ol' Asian dad quirks

- I think Ballister had loving parents yet they couldn't provide for him or care for him properly because of poverty and social injustice. So now he makes sure Aquila has everything they need and are loved enough. It's really hard not to be overprotective of your child when you and your husband had an upbringing like theirs😭😭

- Aquila is kind of embarrassed by them because I think they both would be the type of dad who drives them to high school and makes them say "I love you too, dad" in front of their peers (like that into the spiderverse scene)

- With that said, they three all love each other despite all the hardships and stuff bc they're a FAMILYYYYY

- Nimona would be THE best person in the world for Aquila, she's their role model of sorts, I even think she'd be what helped them to realize they're enby in the first place

- Nimona would always be there for Aquila and would always be on their side even when they're in a fight with their dads

- They're the best buddies ever - Ballister expected Nimona to be jealous ("older kids of the fam" deal) but she wasn't in the slightest!

- Imagine Ballister and Ambrosius trying to make Aquila say "abba" or "appa", but the first thing they mumble is "Nim!" oh Nimona would DIE FROM LAUGHTERRR😭😭

Some general hcs:

- Ambrosius would read bedtime stories to Aquila when they were a kid and would miss this horribly as they grew up

- Ballister would make them clockwork toys

- Aquila loves sewing and customizing things

- Idk their sexuality honestly but I know that they love girls💅

- Ambrosius would distance himself from his family so much that Aquila barely knows them

- I think Aquila is aware of the whole Gloreth situation but doesn't care that much for her - after all, they know that it was some random kid 1000+ years ago whom everyone took as a hero when she wasn't

Some sketches of them shshwjne!!

Please don't ask me why Ballister looks like my grandpa😭

(Speaking of Ballister- I think at some point of Aquila's toddlerhood him and Ambrosius laid in their bed and Ambrosius was like: "Babe, what do you think of getting a second kid?"

Then Aquila immediately started crying in another room and Ambrosius signed heavily, standing up from the bed: "Yknow what? Forget what I said")

[epersonae]

omg the new gn implies taako has seen barold's dick before, polyblaster rise up

POLYBLASTER 4 LYFE

(I think the preorder is in the mail to me and I should get it today or tomorrow? tho I fell behind on reading the graphic novels during The Horrors, not sure I even bought the previous two? also I still have extras of the first couple that belonged to Ryn, which is a weird feeling)

[spocks-kaathyra]

lecture doodle #2 Nal again but as a kiddo. get ready for an absolute onslaught of 3/4 view busts facing left in the future fjdjfdk it's literally all I draw when I'm absentmindedly doodling

just wanted to put em next to each other. look at my girl growing up :')

[greymouse42]

also bonus Mal question from our convo tonight - what battery does he keep his phone at?

If Mal's not working, his phone is completely dead, like, 33% of the time. He's very guilty of [right before leaving the house] "ah shit, wait, my phone's at 9%" and then he'll charge it for five minutes and decide that's good enough. There's no way he has a charger in his car unless Jan puts one in there.

Conversely, I don't think his phone has dipped below 45% for the entire Ohio trip. With the amount of splitting up they're doing and the lack of radio communications, I think he's kind of obsessively keeping an eye on the phone-battery situation the same way he keeps checking door locks.

How does Jan manage their phone battery? 👀

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

Do you ever read a post where someone is explaining a pokitical thing and from the way they're saying you know with absolute certainty 1) they got their info from a tumblr post and have never actually followed up on how feasible that information actually is to act upon (they may not even have checked if it was CORRECT, but when they do they have clearly not looked into how easy or hard it may be to follow those instructions with a positive outcome), and 2) you know WHICH tumblr post they're quoting because it is basically a copy/paste of it, and 3) it was YOUR goddamn post and the thing they are saying is entirely counter to the point you were making when you said it to the point that you genuinely wonder if they just like. Memory-holed the entire context once they saw that one itty bitty point.

It's like the motherfuckiny dating apps all over again. I do not want people to love my words if they are not actually willing to do the work of understanding them! Didn't your kindergarten ever make you play Telephone to teach you how heresay falls out????

[gregorygerwitz]

not enough gay fics about FBI: International…