#zemo incorrect quotes

[shylunamoon24]

Sam: bucky and i were crossing the street and this dude drove by and honked at us

Zemo: *sighing* what did he do?

Sam: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into the window and...

Bucky: WHO WANTS A STEERING WHEEL?!

[incorrectships-and-fandoms]

Zemo , admiring a sleeping Y/N: You’re so cute.

Y/N , sleepily: I could beat your ass.

Zemo , lovingly: I know.

[sadbattrue]

Zemo's clone, pointing at real Zemo: Shoot HIM. He's the clone. Bucky, aiming at the clone: The REAL Zemo would never pass an opportunity to die.

[evilwinterfruit]

[bwaybby09]

Bucky: Don’t be nervous. You got this.

(Puts hand on Zemo’s shoulder)

Zemo:…You’re, like, super nice to me…

Bucky:…not really. I’m just doing the bare minimum here.

Zemo: You’re the best friend I’ve ever had.

Bucky: Oh, that’s sad.

Zemo: I think I’m in love with you.

Bucky:(walking away, uncomfortably) Okay…

[theycallmeinterstellar]

I like to think that Zemo bought it for him

[sunnymusicalien]

Zemo: If I may…?

Y/N: No!

Zemo: Ok…but…

Bucky + Sam: NO!

Zemo: *Breathes in* The Pizzaguy knocked at the door for the third time now.

Y/N: Why didn‘t you say something earlier?!? We‘re starving dumbass.

Zemo:*rolls eyes*

[iwanttohugyousomuch]

Sam: What are you smiling at?

Bucky: What can a guy be happy-

Zemo: John Walker fell down on the stairs

[youcantcallmethat]

Zemo: I've done all I can do.

Bucky: You've made it worse!

Zemo: ... Yeah, that's pretty much all I can do.

[sambuckydrawer]

Bucky: Go fuck yourself !

Sam: screw you son of a bitch !

Bucky: the only b l know is you, bastard !

Sam: can someone kill you ?

Zemo, who are quietly sit on the sofa: please, take a room

Steve, next to him: aren't they together?

Zemo: I hope so

Steve: they are not!?

Zemo: why? Did you think so?

Steve: l saw they kissing each other like two minutes ago

[missloubanner]

Sam, no

[coupleofguys]

bucky: *flips a coin*

sam: well?

bucky, disappointed once again: what was your plan again?

zemo, from the couch: called it!

[yourmyfavoriteperson]

Zemo: I hate being three-wheel but*See Sam adn Bucky bickering again*

Zemo: those two never shut the fuck up

[sadbattrue]

Bucky: I don’t think we can manipulate, mansplain or malewife our way out of this. Zemo, nodding: Manslaughter it is.

[evilwinterfruit]

Have more Winterbaron text posts, all came from Texts From Last Night.

[bwaybby09]

If Zemo were to show up in Thunderbolts:

Zemo: (singing) James, James, James, are you finally single?

Bucky: No.

Zemo: (singing) I respect that.