#zari x chase

[skipppppy]

They bully him relentlessly

[carmensbroom]

I've come to the realisation that my favorite cishet ships are ones where the woman absolutely cannot stand the man and I think that says a lot about me as a lesbian

[deltaqi]

bunch of icons for toyhouse! did the shapes first, then got some for incognito done. at some point im gonna do these for all my ocs up there :3

(characters, left to right: JSAB:H) 1st row: Blixer, Cube, Lycan, Cuda 2nd row: Cyan, Orange, Green, Daisy, Zone, Vin, Peg 3rd row: Peg, Ly, Mo, Chro, Fox, Cas, Drift, Dolly 4th row: Sumi, Wren, Antimony, Art, Lake, Leo, Ava 5th row: Haley, Aura, Enny, Adre, Chase, Human!Cube, Human!Blixer 6th row: Human!Mo, Human!Ly, Human!Chro

(Incognito) 1st row: Cogni, Alice, Combo, Rose 2nd row: Zari, Dexter, 3-X (Threx), Tide, Dr. Radium 3rd row: Stryke, R-3N2 (Ren), Z-3D (Zed), W-3A (Wey), U.M., Agni, Aurora

[misterah13]

My main fandom characters list (Plus Protagonists)

Yellow Guy

Duck Guy

Red Guy

Micheal Afton

Frisk

Chara

Flowey The Flower

Nicky Roth

The Protagonist (Tattletail)

Baby Talking Tattletail

Henry Stein

Aubrey Drew

Bendy

Alice Angel

Boris The Wolf

Charley

Barley

Edgar

Carley

Six

The Runaway Kid

Mono

The Girl In The Yellow Raincoat

Shadow Six

Nome

Cuphead

Mugman

Ms Chalice

MC

The Player

Mickey Mouse

Spongebob SquarePants

Gary The Snail

Patrick Star

Squidward Tentacles

Eugene H Krabs

Sandy Cheeks

Sheldon J Plankton

Karen Plankton

Gumball Watterson

Darwin Watterson

Anais Watterson

Penny Fitzgerald

Carrie Krueger

Meilin Lee

Miriam Mendelsohn

Priya Mangal

Abby Park

Joy

Sadness

Fear

Disgust

Anger

Anxiety

Envy

Embarrassment

Ennui

Nostalgia

Nyamo

Konata Izumi

Hikage Miyakawa

Hinata Miyakawa

Kagami Hiiragi

Tsukasa Hiiragi

Miyuki Takara

Yutaka Kobayakawa

Minami Iwasaki

Patricia Martin

Hiyori Tamura

Misao Kusakabe

Ayano Minegishi

Skid

Pump

Lila

Jaune

Yuuko Aioi

Mio Naganohara

Mai Minakami

Nano Shinonome

Professor Hakase Shinonome

Sakamoto

Felix The Cat

Sophie Walten

Jenny Letterson

Ice Cream Man

Sergeant Keroro Gunso

Private Second Class Tamama Nitohei

Corporal Giroro Goucho

Sergeant Major Kururu Soucho

Lance Corporal Dororo Heicho

Angol Mois

Carmen Sandiego

Player Bouchard

Zack

Ivy

Suhara

Sonia

Hideo

The Chief

Chase Devineaux

Julia Argent

Agent Zari

A.C.M.E Agent

Four

X

Sarah Henderson

Lily Henderson

Kyle Henderson

Thomas Bentley Artwright

Henry Stickmin

Ellie Rose

Charles Calvin

Red

Classic Sonic The Hedgehog

Classic Miles Tails Prower

Classic Knuckles The Echidna

Classic Amy Rose The Hedgehog

Classic Ray The Flying Squirrel

Classic Mighty The Armadillo

Rayman

Sunny

Kel

Aubrey

Hero

Basil

Mari

Siffrin

Mirabelle

Isabeau

Odile

Bonnie

Pomni

Ragatha

Serial Designation N

Uzi Doorman

Claire

Cuddles

Giggles

Toothy

Lumpy

Petunia

Handy

Nutty

Sniffles

Pop

Cub

Flaky

The Mole

Disco Bear

Russell

Lifty

Shifty

Mime

Cro Marmot

Flippy

Splendid

Lammy

Mr Pickles

Truffles

Raggedy Ann

Raggedy Andy

Babette

Bobby

Penny

Hanazuki

Hemkas

Kiazuki

Kiyoshi

Maroshi

Miyumi

Captain Olimar

The Knight

Rumi

Pancho

Qaru

Nayra

Pacman

Player (Poppy Playtime)

Poppy Playtime

Red Crewmate

Boyfriend

Girlfriend

Pico

Niko

Madeline

Hat Kid

Bow Kid

Kirby

Bandana Waddle Dee

Meta Knight

King Dedede

Rick

Kine

Coo

Marx

Gooey

Nago

ChuChu

Pitch

Adeleine

Ribbon

Queen Ripple

Ripple Star Fairies

Shadow Kirby

Dark Meta Knight

Daroach

Spinni

Doc

Storo

Squeakers

Elfilin

Magolor

Taranza

Sectonia

People Of The Sky

Susie

Francisca

Flamberge

Zan Partizanne

Classic Kirby

[bxttxrflybxddie]

Hey, how are you? I hope you're doing well :D Quick question, could I ask for some Mime Bomb x Reader or some Chase Devineaux x Reader? Either one would be great to have some Headcannons too :) I hope you have a great day/night!

|Chase Devineaux X Reader|

a/n: tbh i haven't written for mr. 'to hunt' in a while, i still gotta redo all my older works lol working on the mb hcs rn!

pairing: chase devineaux x reader

post type: headcannons

requested: yes

word count: 0.7k

warnings: mentions of acts of violence, slight ptsd mention, food, mmm french agent, lovey dovey, pls don't fail me mobile tumblr

one of his greatest worries in your relationship is something happening to you. he knows his line of work is dangerous, so he will keep his distance from you in the beginning to protect you. chase knows from first-hand experience how terrifying both vile and acme can be, so he will do what he can to prevent you from getting hurt.

however, he physically cannot stay away from you. you're the sigh of relief he’s always needed in his life. he considers it a privilege to be yours, completely and entirely belonging to you. he’s lucky you wanted to even go to that first date with him, let alone staying by his side.

chase struggles with self-esteem issues more than he’ll let on. once you know what to look for, it's easy to notice. he’ll skip meals and showers to focus on his work. he can't be so close yet so far from figuring out what everything means.

it’s a slow progression for him to get into this mindspace, but it's no trouble for you to take him out of it. hold his hand and gently move him to the table for dinner, sit him down and shave his face for him (maybe even shower with him or bathe him yourself, this doesn't even need to be sexual!), hold him close and play with his hair, the frenchman loves to be pampered but won't admit it.

the longer your relationship lasts, the healthier he’ll become. he wants the best for you, hence he'll be the best.

holding him in the depth of night is a loved activity between you both. your head rested on his chest, the hair tickling your face ever so softly. you'll both whisper to each other about any and everything. he tends to tell you about his days since they're filled with humor (and he loves hearing you laugh). his accent is the thickest at this time unless you both usually speak french to one another.

“and then, i 'ad to buy a new coat. i still think that the mime is up to something..”

for the sake of his sanity and for your safety, try your best not to get involved with carmen sandiego. (i'm so lying DO IT it's good story)

if you do find yourself in this situation, expect her to give you a few friendly quips of her own. nothing malicious, don't worry! (maybe a little flirty at first bc she's Like That but once you shut it down she'll respect that.)

your lover doesn't like how much he has to travel for work. all of these gorgeous sights but the most beautiful is waiting for him to come home :(

even if he wanted to bring you along, (he doesn't for the sake of your health and that is the Only Reason) acme isn't fond of the idea of someone who doesn't work for them getting into trouble and them having to clean up the mess. especially since they’d be with Mr. Accident-Prone.

however, if you do work for acme, expect chase to request being your partner to every mission.

“Agent Zari has already been selected to accompany them, Devineaux.”

“....Yes, but-”

the moments where he can take a deep breath and let his walls come down are few and far inbetween, but in those moments he's viscously flirty.

he’ll go all out on his compliments that leave you flustered. he's very touchy!

he can give it all until he's given his soul too, but once he receives anything he's a mess. caress the side of his face, call him handsome, run your hands over the nape of his neck. he's gone, melted into a puddle on the floor.

he smells good. you tell him every now and then, he'll believe you but not entirely. he knows that he doesn't smell bad but he doesn't realize just how much peace he brings when his hugs engulf you. he will after some time though.

he can't cook if his life depended on it but he's an amazing baker. expect treats often! he’ll gift you the sweets for any reason, as well. (because ‘why not’ also counts as a reason)

mmmm strong hands mmm that hold you gently mmmmmmm

he wants a future with you. what you want that to contain is up to you, but the thought of waking up everyday to your face makes him feel giddy.

chase devineaux is a flawed man, but there isn't anything he can't do by your side.

© BXTTXRFLYBXDDIE

[carmen-fics-for-thee]

10 prompts for the 100 word challenge!

Timing - Carmen x Chase

Summary: Devineaux thinks back to before they started dating. He'd tried to arrest Carmen, and she'd told him it wasn't a good time. Coming over to her house all dressed up with a bouquet, he wonders if he's come at the right time now.

...

"Is now a good time, Carmen Sandiego...?"

Carmen had opened the door to find Inspector Chase Devineaux smiling at her, holding a bouquet of red roses. He was all dressed up in a tuxedo, clean shaven with his hair slicked back. Behind him was his new ride, a shiny black car, undoubtedly from ACME. The Inspector looked spent from his recent adventure, yet there was happiness in his eyes.

Holding out his hand, he offered to take her on their date.

Carmen was dressed in her red and gold dress. She took his hand, smiling.

"Yeah. Now's a good time."

...

Victory - Gunner x Countess Cleo

Summary: Carmen Sandiego has finally been caught. VILE celebrates with a dress show.

...

"Now, this dress show is divine!" Cleo said, impressed. "But you really shouldn't have! It's so..."

"Elaborate...? Beautiful...?" Gunner guessed with a sly grin. He took Cleo's hand and kissed it. "Anything for you, my darling~!"

She chuckled.

"You absolute villain! You knew I'd love this."

"Indeed..." He stood up straight, looking down at Carmen who was brainwashed and forced to serve them drinks. "You there. Cleo needs more champagne. Chop-chop!"

Carmen left to do just that.

"My, my." Cleo said. "All this time hunting her and we finally did it."

"Yes, my dear. I couldn't be prouder of us."

...

Gentleman - Chase x Agent Zari

Summary: Perhaps Chief had been wrong about him. And perhaps she'd underestimated him too.

...

She hadn't smiled in a long time. That had changed when she was assigned to be Chase Devineaux's partner.

The man had been known for being a little wild, which was why the agency had doubted him. He was also brash, egotistical, and with a one-track mind that wasn't so good for cars. Chief had said he'd been difficult to work with.

Well, however he'd been in the past, Devineaux seemed like a changed man. Right now, he was intelligent, charismatic, and gentlemanly.

And even as he ran down the streets of Venice, she knew she'd like her new partner.

...

Worry - Carmen x Chase, mentioned Chase x Coach Brunt.

Summary: It seems flattery works a little too well on Chase Devineaux. Carmen reminds him of the truth.

...

"Wait, Coach Brunt?! Seriously?!" Carmen said as she heard of what Chase was planning. "You can't go out with her!"

Chase slicked his hair back, grinning like a fox.

"And why not? She's taken an interest in me, so I thought I might ask her to that restaurant in Italy. And besides Carmen, she is very beautiful in my eyes."

Carmen panicked, sweat rolling down the side of her face. She couldn't let him go through with this.

"Have you forgotten what she's done...?!"

"Complimented me on my handsomeness?"

She grabbed his hand, squeezing it tight.

"No... She hurt you."

...

Team Up - Chase + Grey

Summary: They both cared about keeping her safe. A team up was inevitable.

...

Carmen had been kidnapped by VILE. Grey was currently working with Inspector Devineaux to help find her. Everything was silent and then...

"Hey, what is this...?" Chase held Grey's lightning rod in his hand. Curiously he placed his finger on the tip. Electricity coursed through his body and he screeched, stiffening, and falling to the floor.

"Yeah, uh. Maybe don't touch that." Grey grabbed the rod and tucked it into its holder. He reached out a hand.

Chase looked worried.

"You are still sure you want me on your team?"

Grey nodded.

"Of course! You're the best at finding her."

...

Forgiveness - Chase + Julia

Summary: After realizing she was right all along, Chase tracks down Julia to apologize.

...

She was typing at her desk when suddenly the door was kicked open.

"Ah! Inspector Devineaux?"

"Yes, Julia!" He said dramatically. "I have come to apologize for the way I treated you. I was a cruel and bitter man..."

She stood up and came over to him. He continued.

"I hated myself and I was simply too stubborn to realize the truth! You were right all along, Julia. Carmen is innocent."

"Inspector, I..."

He offered her a large gift basket that he'd wrapped himself.

"I know this is not enough, but I hope you can accept this as my apology."

...

Distraction - Grey x Tigress

Summary: Tigress finds Grey trying to interfere in her plans. Well, we can't have that, can we?

...

"I knew you came here to find me," Tigress said, holding Grey close to her. He stuttered, looking around.

"A-actually, I..."

She smirked.

"I know what you want. But I'm not making it easy for you." Looking up to where the fake Ming Vase hid the code to the safe, she knew she had to go about this correctly.

Grey tried to read her emotions, but she put a wall up. Then she suddenly wrapped herself around him like a particularly cuddly cat.

"Mm... I did miss you, though."

And against his better judgment, Grey wrapped his arms around her.

...

Rescue - Carmen x Chase

Summary: Inspector Devineaux incidentally rescues Carmen.

...

Looking outside his window, Devineaux found Carmen was hanging off the side of a building. There was a bad guy holding a bag of cash and pointing a gun at her.

Chase ran over, pulling out his own gun and pointing it at the villain.

"You there! Surrender!"

Fearing arrest, the villain ran for it. Seeing Carmen about to fall, Chase stayed with her and held out his arms.

Having no other choice, Carmen let go and fell into his arms.

He set her down gently. She stayed there for a moment, gazing into his eyes.

They were dark grey.

...

Family - Platonic Carmen + Player + Zack + Ivy

Summary: She appreciates the people who were always there for her.

...

"Woah! For us, Carmen?!" Ivy said, opening her gift and finding a gold racing trophy engraved with their names on it. Zack hugged Carmen, crying openly.

"Wow! You really shouldn't have, Carm! This means the world to us."

Back at home base, Player opened his own present. It was a certificate for the best computer specialist she knew.

He looked at it for a while and then held it tightly to his chest. He hung it up on his wall.

"Carmen, you're so sweet!" He said through the communicator. "What's this all about?"

She simply smiled.

"You're my best friends."

...

Flirt - OG Carmen x Chase

Summary: Devineaux meets someone who looks and dresses like Carmen. This woman is exactly the type of person he pictured in his head when imagining criminal mastermind Carmen Sandiego.

...

Tied up with rope, Devineaux struggled in his chair.

"Ugh! Untie me!"

The woman gave a low chuckle.

"You're not going anywhere, I'm afraid. I have the building locked down, and in ten minutes the bombs will go off! Hope you called your friends to save you. Hmm, I wonder if they can solve my puzzle."

Chase's eyes widened as he realized she wasn't kidding. Panicking, a slew of French came out.

"Mm. You're cute." She smiled slyly. "I hope they save you so we can do this again, Devineaux..."

Tipping her hat, she gracefully ran off into the night.

...

Father of the Bride - Platonic Carmen + Shadow-san

Summary: As Shadow-san is asked to walk Carmen down the aisle, he tries not to get emotional.

...

"You are sure you want me to do this...?" Shadow-san said, hoping he could stay strong for her. Carmen nodded.

"You're like my father, right? And fathers walk their daughters down the aisle."

And then there was a hug. Not a soft, hesitant hug, but a big bear hug. Shadow-san's eyes fought to hold back the tears.

"I always saw you as my daughter, Carmen. I never imagined you would feel the same way."

At the wedding he would hold her hand and walk down the aisle with her. Seeing Carmen's soon-to-be spouse, he smiled and nodded, giving his blessing.

[worstqueerbaittournament]

Our tournament conestants

Akira Kurusu and Goro Akechi from Persona 5 Royal

Alix from Miraculous Ladybug

Allison and Patti from Kevin Can F**k himself

Anna and Marnie from When Marnie was There

baron draxum and master splinter   rise of the tmnt 2018

Batman and Joker/ Bruce and John Doe from Batman Telltale

Beca and Chloe from Pitch Perfect

Beca from Pitch Perfect

Betty and Veronica from Riverdale

Blitzen and Hearthstone from Magnus Chase

Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr (aka Professor X and Magneto) from anything X-Men

Cory and Naveed from Ackley Bridge

Dani Ramos and Grace from Terminator Dark Fate

Darling Charming and Apple White from Ever After High

Dean Winchester

Destiel

Drs House & Wilson from House MD

emma woods/emily dyer from identity v

Faberry from glee!(Rachel Berry + Quinn Fabray)

Fuffy, faith and buffy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Finn and Poe from Star Wars

Firestar and Greystripe from Warriors

foot clan lieutenant and brute  rise of the tmnt 2018  

Ginji Amano & Ban Midou from GetBackers

goro majima and kazuma kiryu -   Yakuza/Ryu Ga Gotoku

Grif and Simmons from Red vs. Blue

H.G. Wells and Myka Bering from Warehouse 13

Hikaru Sulu from Star Trek Beyond

Jade and Bella from Rainbow High

Jade and Tori (Victorious)

Jane Rizzoli and Maura Isles from Rizzoli&Isles TV series

Janis from Mean Girls

Jess/Jules from Bend It Like Beckham

Juleka and Rose from Miraculous Ladybug

Kaoru Nishimi and Sentarou Kawabuchi from Kids on the Slope (Sakamichi no Apollon)

kanji/naoto from persona 4

keith and lance from voltron

Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk from Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint

klavier and apollo from ace attorney

L and Light from Death Note

Legoshi and Louis from Beastars

leo and adam from tatort saarbrücken

lightcannon, Jinx and Lux from league of legends

Loki from The Loki show

marc and nathaniel from miraculous

Masumi Itachi from blue flag

Matsuoka rin and haru from Free!

Max from Miraculous Ladybug

Mel and Naomi from Vermonia

merthur (merlin and Arthur from the BBC show merlin

Milo and Bisco from Sabikui Bisco

Mobius and Loki from the Loki show

narumitsu - Ace Attorney

Naruto and Sasuke

Newt and Hermann from Pacific Rim

Nina and Lily from the movie Black Swan

Peggy Carter & Angie Martinelli from Agent Carter

Ravenpaw and Barely from warrior cats

Raya & Namaari from Raya and the Last Dragon

rei and nagisa   from Free!

Sam and Bucky from The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

Sherlock and John Watson from BBC Sherlock

Sherlock and Moriarty from BBC Sherlock

Shiro and Adam from voltron

sophie and agatha from The School of Good and Evil

Spirk (Spock and Kirk) from Star Trek  the reboot movies

Sterek  (Stiles and Derek from Teen Wolf)

Steve and Bucky from Captain America

Steve McGarrett and Danny Williams from Hawaii 5-0 (the 2010 version)

stiles stilinski from teen wolf

Supercorp! Lena and Kara from Supergirl!

Superman and Batman from the DCEU

SwanQueen (Regina Mills/Emma Swan from Once Upon a Time)

Sylvie from Loki

Thiel and Boerne from Tatort Münster

Thomas & Newt from the maze runner

troy barnes and abed nadir from community

wednesday and enid from wednesday

yu/yosuke from persona 4

Zari and Charlie from Legends of Tomorrow

Zoro and sanji - one piece

IT CURRENTLY LOOK SLIKE PRELIMINARIES ARE WINNING THE CURRENT POLL. This would mean that there will be randomised polls of two or three ships battling it out for one of the 32 spots on our tournament

[garciaasfluffypen]

The Birthday Disaster

wc: 1.8k pairing: sara lance x ava sharpe  warnings: NSFW (MDNI i will chase you with a broom), the legends are chaotic, sara and ava really just want some alone time goddamnit

Christmas was probably one of Ava’s favorite times of the year. She wasn’t sure why, but it made her so happy to see the whole team get excited about decorating the galley. Even Zari, who technically didn’t celebrate Christmas even got in on the spirit, and everyone always made sure to put out halal foods for her so she could be included. For Ava, the closeness was probably the best part of it. Growing up, she had never really become close to people in her life, unless you count her mother and father. It wasn’t until she met the Legends that she had realized what being close to people meant, especially when it came to all of the shenanigans that they all ensued this time of year. From ugly sweater contests to see who could drink the most eggnog before they noticed Mick had spiked it, Ava had never felt like she had belonged. But now, she had a group where she did belong and celebrate the things that made her happy.

She was helping Nate hang some string lights in the galley when she happened to overhear Zari and Amaya talking as they walked in to get a drink. She didn’t mean to eavesdrop, but she heard Sara’s name and was automatically intrigued. Sure, they hadn’t put a label on what they had become yet, but something told her this was something she and Sara had to do for themselves – something she knew the blonde assassin would probably be annoyed with but would smile through it nonetheless.

“Nate,” Ava started, “What does Sara like?”

“Huh?”

“Like, candies, chocolates, that kinda stuff.”

“Oh.” He paused. “Well she likes gummy worms, some sort of chocolate covered espresso bean shit… never understood why, if I’m being honest. Oh, she likes Pixie Sticks too.”

“Sweet, thanks Nate.” Ava patted him on the shoulder and scurried down the ladder she was standing on, practically running out of the door.

“You’re welcome?”

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Everything was going to plan. Ava had told Sara to come to their room on the Waverider after dinner so they could hang out, just the two of them. Smoothing out yet another invisible wrinkle, Ava sat herself down cross legged on the bed and placed the box she had got Sara in front of her, filled to the brim with her favorite candies and topped off with a bow. The only wrapping paper she could find was an obnoxious hot pink paper covered in unicorns, which clashed horribly with the lime green bow she had found shoved in the depths of Zari’s closet. Either way, the sentiment was there, and she knew that Sara would get a kick out of it either way. She nervously tucked some hair behind her ear, swallowing the lump that was in her throat. She could get through this. She could make her surprise work. It had to work. She didn’t put three hours of planning into what outfit she was going to wear today for nothing. A small jump overtook her body as the door to their bedroom opened, Sara walking in with a sly smile on her face.

“What’s this?”

“Well, I overheard it was your birthday tomorrow and I wanted to do something special, just the two of us. Since we have things planned with the team tomorrow, and… I- yeah.”

“Aves, you didn’t have to.”

“But I wanted to.”

Ava held out a hand and took one of Sara’s in her own as she sat down on the bed, lightly nudging the box towards her. Sara raised an eyebrow and took it, hints of a smile forming on her lips as she saw the wrapping paper. Ava hid behind her hands as she heard the paper rip, trying to hide her blush as Sara opened the box. Various candies and small baggies with the chocolate covered espresso beans were scattered throughout crinkle paper (or “Easter egg grass!” as Gary liked to call it) and small bite size pieces of chocolate were scattered in as well. A pack of Pixie Sticks was sitting in the bottom as well, and a small handwritten note was taped to the lid of the box. Sara carefully took the note off of the lid and opened it, smirking as Ava watched her read it through her fingers.

“Babe, this is - wow. Thank you.”

“You like it?”

“Like it? Aves this is one of the best gifts I’ve ever received.” Sara put the note down on her bedside table and crawled across the bed to Ava, placing herself on her lap. “But there’s one gift I’d love the most.”

“And what would that be?”

“Well,” Sara took the bow from her present and looped it around Ava’s neck, slowly pulling the blonde closer. “It starts with an A, is five foot nine, and hopefully is wearing something sexy under that robe.”

A small scoff fell from Ava’s lips as she wrapped her arms around Sara’s midsection, pulling the smaller blonde as close as she physically could muster. The two of them became a tangle of limbs as she pushed Sara back so they were laying down, the box of treats forgotten as it fell to the floor. Ava’s robe was practically ripped off of her as they continued to kiss, the robe being long forgotten as Sara threw it somewhere in the room. Fingers trailed over porcelain skin as Ava made her way down Sara’s jawline, using her free hand to push some hair out of the way as she came closer to her neck. Ava’s hands came to rest on Sara’s hips as she waited for Sara to shimmy out of her shirt. Once the shirt was discarded, Ava resumed her trail of kisses, stopping to put a singular kiss on each breast. She slowly continued down Sara’s body, taking the time to kiss each and every one of Sara’s visible scars, and even trace over the small tattoo she got of a black canary -- Ava guessed it was to symbolize her sister. Sara started squirming under her touch and Ava let her tongue slip out in between her lips, making her trail down her body painfully slower than it was. When she finally got to where she wanted to be, Ava slowly ran her hands up and down Sara’s thigh, waiting for the assassin to give her the go-ahead. When Sara practically started pleading with her, Ava inched her way towards the hem of Sara’s undies, pulling them down her legs. She could practically feel the heat radiating off of her, and smiled as she pushed hair out of her face, making her way down.

Sara felt the fireworks in her body as Ava finally got where she needed her to be, her back arching as lips and tongue danced across her skin. Sara let her hands get tangled in Ava’s long locks, her face covered in expressions she had no idea existed until she met Ava. Toes started curling and Sara’s breaths got closer and closer together as Ava reached up and grabbed at Sara’s breast, pulling it out of the bralette she was wearing and playing with it. Sara started shaking in anticipation as she got closer and closer to climax, letting out a long moan as her back arched off of the bed, Ava’s hands sitting firmly on her hips in an effort to keep her in one place. Before she knew it, Ava was back up by her face and kissing her, causing Sara to wrap her arms around the blonde as she played with the hooks on Sara’s back, slipping the bralette off her tiny frame as they switched positions. Sara barely had time to register what was happening before she was on top of Ava, desperately trying to undo the corset that was tied around her midsection. Sara had seen Ava’s body many times before, but every time she was astonished at how perfect Ava truly was, inside and out. She finally got the corset untied and tossed it off to the side, pausing a moment to take her girlfriend in.  She bent down to place a kiss on Ava’s lips, smiling into it as she did so.

“Hey, I heard you guys had chocolate and pixie sticks OH MY GOD!”

The door to their bedroom slid open to reveal Zari and Nora, both of them in the stupid matching Christmas pajamas Nate had convinced everyone to wear (“Come on you guys, it’ll be cute!”), except Zari was just in a plain white crew neck with a donut on it. Zari automatically went to cover her eyes as Sara fell off the bed, taking the sheets with her. Ava, in her frightened state, grabbed a pillow and shoved it in front of her body, hoping and praying to anyone out there that it was covering her whole body. Nora froze in her spot, the half eaten Hershey’s bar Ray had gotten her falling to the floor.

“I clearly stated that Ms. Lance and Ms. Sharpe were busy, Ms. Darhk.”

“Yeah I didn’t think you meant they were busy doing each other!”

Sara popped up from her spot on the floor, doing her best to wrap the sheet around her body as she glared daggers at Nora and Zari. “What about ‘knock on my door if you need me’ do you not understand, Darhk?”

“Well, in our defense, Nate told us you had candy.”

“And whipped cream.”

“But now I see what you guys were doing…”

“I don’t think I want to know where that whipped cream was going to end up.”

Ava huffed. “No, you really don’t.”

“Both of you, out!”

“I- yes captain.”

Zari pulled Nora away from the door, shooting Sara a small apologetic smile as the door shut. Sara and Ava sat in their spots, staring at each other for a few moments before Ava cleared her throat.

“Well that was a disaster.”

“I-yeah.”

“We really need to invest in locks.”

“I- yeah.”

“I’m sorry, this was supposed to be perfect and-”

“Aves, hey.” Sara crawled back onto the bed, pushing some hair out of Ava’s face. “No matter what those idiots did or will do, tonight was perfect. I-I haven’t really celebrated my birthday in a while so being able to at least do something that made it special makes it perfect in my book.”

“You really think so?”

“Yes. Anything you do for me is perfect, Ava. I mean it.”

“So you’re not mad that Nora and Zari both just walked in on us having sex?”

“Oh no, I’m fuming. Actually fuming. But like you’ve told me, I can’t let my anger get a hold of me over something we’re never going to speak about again.”

Ava chuckled. “I’m really rubbing off on you, huh?”

“You truly are, Ms. Sharpe.” Sara smiled, pecking her on the lips. “I hope you know that I know get the liberty to walk in on both of them while they’re having sex with their respected partners as payback, yeah?”

“I couldn’t stop you if I tried.”

[jackie-shitposts]

who else do you ship in CS aside from jules and carm? as in like papertiger, zarineaux/chazari, ivysheen, graysheen, jeantonio, cleobellum, dokusan, SuTamara, etc....

oooo ship list here we go

Okay so i am a multishipper but its only really for sapphics lol

-Carmivy (Carmen x Ivy) is TOP TIER. definitely ship

-Papertiger (Paper Star x Sheena) would be cool, though I find the age gap slightly questionable, I think its a fun ship. Sometimes ship it

-Zarineaux is such a hilarious dynamic i love it sm. definitely ship

-jeantonio 100% how is it possible to be in this fandom if you dont ship it

-Ivysheen? quite the rarepair, wouldnt ship it tho

-graysheen.., i guess i could see it? but nah, dont ship it

-cleobellum YES such a great dynamic but also im cool with them being friends. sometimes ship it

-dokusan is mediocre i guess. i dont really see shadowsan falling in love with someone as vicious as dokuso considering he was never quite into VILE to begin with, but it can be a fun backstory for him to play with. Rarely ship it -SuTamara? Im assuming shadowsan and chief. ehhh dont really ship it Julivy post canon i am in love with you. def ship it zack and dash would be fine i suppose. sometimes ship it

[bawdza]

Dumping my previous posts from twt because I have no idea how to manage my accounts

[paastizzicreations]

Inspired by @caramel-sandiego ‘s post with an incorrect quote, after reading it I had to draw it

[bees--in-my--bones]

my ap language arts book: second person pov uses you/your pronouns, but it very rarely used because it casts the reader as a character in the story, which is seen as tacky by many critics

me, who reads x reader fics on a daily basis: 👁👄👁

[keylimeimagines]

chazari hcs because i love them <3

as my first official post, i decided to share some headcanons of one of my favorite ships in carmen sandiego, chase devineaux x agent zari :) enjoy!

the definition of malewife and girlboss (my favorite trope)

Both of them really like coffee dates after a long day of work (Chase likes his coffee black and Zari likes a classic hot latte)

I think that, as a child, Zari was quite lonely because of her intimidating persona (not that she cared that much). However, after Chase started to shower her with praises and love, she felt warm and star-struck.

Chase is the only one who Zari shows her soft side to, and he loves her so much <3

Devineaux is ALWAYS there for Zari (as shown in S3 E4). gotta protect your wife, right?

Zari likes to rant and talk about random things for hours, and Chase just likes to listen to her (he may or may not be able to recall what she was talking about, he just thinks it's cute when she goes on tangents like this)

Chase is the big spoon (bc he is, in fact, taller than Zari), but Zari is more dominant in the relationship (not surprising at all)

binge watching crime shows is their favorite kind of dates (besides coffee dates). and yeah, they definitely watch criminal minds and law & order.

julia is the biggest chazari shipper. no i do not take criticism.

Neither of them are particularly fond of PDA, but they are rather affectionate when in private (physical touch is one of devineaux's main love languages)

Chase is 5'11" (canon) and Zari is ~5'6" (not canon)

Zari's love languages are gift-giving and acts of service, and Chase's is physical touch and words of affirmation (giving)

Although Zari isn't the best with words, she makes up for it with her actions towards Chase (i.e. giving him coffee in the morning, taking him to his favorite place, giving small and scattered gifts, etc.)

chase is such a simp for zari. this is canon im the head of netflix /j

Although Zari is currently working with another unnamed ACME agent in the show, she still does (occasionally) work with Devineaux on some cases (which makes Chase happy)

Despite her snarkiness towards Chase, she does find his dorkiness rather cute (and teases him about it sometimes). take that one scene where she teases him about the banana suit incident.

teasing and snarky remarks towards each other is a very strong way for these two to flirt (and julia is casually the third wheel that has to deal with it all)

although they do get in some (and rare) fights, they don't really last long and it's normally over something small that they get over easily (and they make up over it by spending time together)

esfp chase and istj zari is a great concept

the first time they kissed was the first time chase had a meltdown (in a good way). tbh it was probably his first kiss in a LONG time.

chase believes in "I love my wife sm she is so fucking cool" supremacy and zari thinks it's so cute. now im thinking of chase in a cheerleader uniform just to support his wife

also yeah they are definitely married

[carmensbroom]

reasons to cancel carmensbroom:

I headcanon that chase and zari are married and she's having an affair with julia who is also dating carmen at the same time

for anyone confused I'm joking I am merely a chaotic multishipper 😭

[doomingthenarrative]

Julia: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Julia and Carmen, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Chase: Our turn, Zari! One, two, three- vanilla! Zari, deadpan: I’ve never had cake, what is cake.

[pingopongobingobongo]

Chase Devineaux is a malewife and Agent Zari is a girlboss ❤️