#zamyotov

[carcinogenical]

Hey! I was wondering if you could draw Zametov from crime and punishment? He’s kinda a twink I think and the description of him in the book sounds kinda dark academia coded.

Uhhhh uhh I think he’d look something like this

[kwebtv]

Crime and Punishment - BBC Two - February 12-13, 2002

Crime Drama (2 Episodes)

Running Time: 90 minutes

Stars:

John Simm as Rodya Raskolnikov

Ian McDiarmid as Detective Porfiry Petrovich

Shaun Dingwall as Razumikhin

Geraldine James as Pulcheria

Kate Ashfield as Dounia

Lara Belmont as Sonya

Mark Benton as Zosimov

Katrin Cartlidge as KaterinaJo

Alice Connor as Polya

David Haig as Luzhin

Martin Hancock as Koch

Valerie Lilley as Pawnbroker

Anna Hope as Nastasya

Philip Jackson as Marmeladov

Sean McKenzie as Semyonobvich

Roger Morlidge as Lt. Gunpowder

Jake Nightingale as Artisan

Tim Potter as Nikolai

Nigel Terry as Svidrigailov

Darren Tighe as Zamyotov

Heather Tobias as Lizaveta

[mendedrum]

"Though I do not respect Zamyotov, I like him because he is a puppy! and that ox, Zosimov, because he is an honest man and knows his work."

-Razumikhin

[ginkovskij]

maybe the real punishment was all the acquaintances we made along the way

[deathbypickles]

schmoodles of old doodles

[incorrectlit]

Raskolnikov: [goes on a long rant about EXACTLY how he would have murdered Alyona Ivanovna in excruciating detail, basically confesses to the murder]

Raskolnikov: PSYCH BITCH YOU THOUGHT

Zamyotov:

[cream-and-nourishment]

funny little murderer cartoon 

*spins color wheel* wheeee

[incorrectlit]

Raskolnikov, internally: Zamyotov stopped talking, he wants you to respond, say something quickly or he’ll be suspicious.

Raskolnikov: I wasn’t thinking about killing you.

Zamyotov: Aww, thank you!

Raskolnikov: Nailed it.

[cream-and-nourishment]

i for one would love to see whisperer rodya ☺

local 23 year old man terrorises 22 year old child

[incorrectlit]

Blorbo: Razumikhin

Scrunkly: Sonya

Scrimblo bimblo: Dunya, Porfiry

Glup shitto: Zamyotov

Poor little meow meow: RASKOLNIKOV

Horse plinko: Luzhin

Eeby deeby: Svidrigailov

[incorrectlit]

my trash son rodion for the modern au?

I already answered for Raskolnikov, but here’s a list of modern au headcanons I have for him (and C&P in general):

- Raskolnikov has a cat named Empress Josephine (credit to @tinwhistlings )

- Dunya and Sonya have a holland lop bunny

- Rask and Raz are law school students

- Razumikhin wants to be a DA

- Raskolnikov wants to be a prosecutor

- Zossimov just graduated from med school and is dating Nastasya

- Nastasya is in nursing school

- Zamyotov and Dunya are seniors in college and are good friends

- Luzhin is a meninist

- Svidrigailov is that one creepy professor

- Sonya (precious Sonya) is a college freshman

- Sonya and Rask are BFFs

- Raz and Dunya are Bros

- Rask and Dunya are sibling goals

- Rask was a history and criminology double major and everyone is pretty sure he’s killed someone

- Porfiry is Razumikhin’s cousin who shares an apartment with him and Rask HATES Porfiry

- Zamyotov WORSHIPS Porfiry

- You KNOW lebezyatnikov is a Bernie bro

- Sonya takes care of her younger siblings and loves them more than anything in this world

- Raskolnikov has oh so many nightmares

- He’ll wake up in a panic screaming and Razumikhin just has to hold him tight until he calms down

- Razumikhin is honestly the best bf he’ll do ANYTHING for Rodya

- Raskolnikov always protests when Razumikhin shows any signs of affection but GOD FORBID raz leaves him alone for ONE SECOND and Rodya will drape himself over raz and refuse to move until raz drops whatever he’s doing to cuddle

- (He’s much like his cat in that way)

- Both Raskolnikovs will drop anything they’re doing if their sibling calls and will ALWAYS be there for each other

- It’s just something that everyone has to accept

- The Raskolnikovs will never love anyone more than each other

- Dunya and Sonya are all about PDA and Rodya HATES it so damned much

- He is NOT about that pda life

- If raz ever tried anything like that god help him

- Honestly Dunya and sonya Are the cutest

- Razumikhin loves video games

- NEVER LET DUNYA AND RODYA PLAY ANY GAME TOGETHER IT WILL NOT END WELL

- the raskolnikovs are both SUPER competitive

- Razumikhin drags everyone camping at least once a month

- Rodya Does Not enjoy the great outdoors but he’ll endure it for Raz

- Dunya, on the other hand, loves camping

- Zamyotov is a nerd and Rask loves nothing more than to mess with him and sound like a complete sociopath while doing so

- Sonya loves snuggling

- Razumikhin does frequent pub crawls

- Rask and Raz are both hipsters

- Dunya smokes pot

- Rask is nietzsches greatest fan

- Rask loves pretentious films (black swan and mother are some of his faves)

- Raz is obsessed with the die hard franchise

- “If John McLean can do it then so can I” “dmitri no” “DMITRI YES”

- Dunya loves horror/slasher movies

- Saw is a favorite

- Sonya has a soft spot for romcoms (her fave is 27 Dresses)

- Raskolnikov is kin with light yagami

- Raskolnikov is so fucking skinny wtf

- Hip bones so sharp they could cut a man

- He has a huge burn scar on his back

- Razumikhin is taller than Rodya but they’re both still pretty tall (Raz being 6’4 and Rask being 6’1)

- Dunya is also really tall (like 5’10)

- SONYA IS SO SMALL

- SHES ONLY 5’1

- Dunya thinks it’s adorable

- Everyone thinks it’s adorable

- Raskolnikov is a die-hard Harry Potter fan

- He’s a slytherin, Dunya’s a gryffindor, and Sonya and Razumikhin are both hufflepuffs

- “It sounds like you have a crush on Dmitri” “how could I POSSIBLY have a crush on him??!?? He’s a HUFFLEPUFF”