#z-shalltear

[14dayswithyou]

i felt bad right after thinking about it but sorry renren, you give more cute boyfriend vibes rather than hubby vibes. >.>) idk if I could see myself marrying you ahaha;;;

"I-It's okay Angel, you can just wear a blindfold on our wedding day!" Ren laughs, before his toothy grin immediately drops and his face twists into a sour expression. "Wait. Does... Does anyone else give you hubby vibes?!"

The original version (because I read that as redacted rather than renren jgsjd):

"...Just a boyfriend, huh?" They take a slow, deliberate step closer — mindful of your personal space, yet impossible for you to ignore him. "'M havin' a hard time making out the difference between the two. Mind showing me a few examples?"

[leafpaiii]

My silly ahh forgot to post this here on tumblr…but here is the discord server collab that we made for Valentines/ Ren’s Birthday!

CHECK OUT THE PARTICIPANTS:

Participants:

Base: @leafpaiii (me)

@lividcryptid

@weenheda

@z-shalltear

Yuu (@/Hayuufi on Twitter)

@lil-chiisai

@silkbab3y

@/ jennimafia on twitter

@sweetkiiwiie

@stimulatory

[silkbab3y]

@z-shalltear @14dayswithyou meow

[showdown-of-the-undead]

Here are the competing characters!

Sheila Hammond (Santa Clarita Diet)

Lily Hoshikawa (Zombieland Saga)

Diggory Graves (Hello From The Hallowoods

Eliza (Z-O-M-B-I-E-S)

Luke Patterson (Julie and the Phantoms)

Armand (Interview with a Vampire)

Brook (One Piece)

Kevin Wettsworth (Hunter: the Parenting)

Gerard "Gerry" Keay (The Magnus Archives)

Sasha Rackett (Rusty Quill Gaming)

Specter Knight (Shovel Knight)

Shuos Jedao (Machineries of Empire)

Quatach-Ichl (Mother of Learning)

Sissel (Ghost Trick)

Missile (Ghost Trick)

N (Xenoblade Chronicles)

Dahlia Hawthorne (Ace Attorney)

Mia Fey (Ace Attorney)

Vandemon (Digimon)

Bakemon (Digimon)

Shalltear Bloodfallen (Overlord)

Sunako Kirishiki (Shiki)

Chizuru Kirishiki (Shiki)

Ainz Ooal Gown (Overlord)

Olivia Voldaren (Magic the Gathering)

Isabella von Carstein (Warhammer Fantasy)

Khalida Neferher (Warhammer Fantasy)

Lenore (Lenore, the Cute Little Dead Girl)

Ragamuffin (Lenore, the Cute Little Dead Girl)

Della (Goosebumps)

Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil)

Drusilla (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

First round matchups will be announced tomorrow!

[impulsive-gay-everything]

im gonna fucking scream

Finished Diva sim, seventh damn attempt to post because tumblr is a draft-eating bitch who hates my internet. Diva belongs to @xoxoalette and multiple of these outfits were modeled after fanarts and asks submitted to them by @z-shalltear and @damsxlette so im giving them rightful credit for that hopefully this will finally post and i might post proper pics later once my pc decides to let me open ms paint again

[minkminkart]

😏 where you going Marcie?

@z-shalltear

[yes-i-write-fanfiction]

Sudden thought; Overlord (the anime/manga/web novel) characters with Pokemon.

Ainz: His team consists of Dusknoir, Ceruledge, Umbreon, Unown, Porygon Z (shiny) and Giratina. Dusknoir was his first pokemon (then a Duskull) and Giratina is his ace.

Albedo: Annihilape, Mienshao, Luxray, Gardevoir (shiny), Absol and Salazzle. Since Annihilape is her sole ghost type she treats it like her baby, since ghost types reminds her of Ainz.

Shalltear: Chandelure, Gliscor, Noivern, Drapion, Roserade and Gorebyss. All her pokemon are dressed up with various accessories.

Demiurge: Houndoom, Toxicroak, Banette, Claydol, Skarmory and Gogoat. Houndoom is always by his side though his secret favorite is his Gogoat since it reminds him of Ulbert.

Aura: All big and ferocious looking pokemon. Tyrantrum, Arcanine, Scolipede, Gyrados, Ursaluna and Tyranitar.

Mare: Half grass types, half absolute powerhouses. Cherrim, Lurantis, Tangrowth, Garchomp, Dragonite, Golisopod.

Cocytus: Froslass, Golurk, Kingambit, Aegislash, Escavalier and Heracross. They are all battle maniacs.

Sebas: Lucario, Indeedee, Cinccino, Drampa, Altaria and Bewear. They all help him with his butler duties.

Pandora's Actor: Ditto, Sableye, Cofragrigus, Gholdengo, Wobbuffet and Mew. The only NPC to have a legendary pokemon.

[damsxlette]

Took a nap earlier and had a dream where I literally only remember being drowsy as shit and making out with @z-shalltear ‘s Knox, so….I guess 10/10 dream.

[14dayswithyou]

thigh riding Moth- I mean thigh riding moth i mean- thigh riding moth i mean-

ill go ahead and see myself out 🫡

✦゜ANSWERED: heh heh horf >:3 NSFW under the cut!!

"You make the cutest sounds." Their breath is hot against your ear as one of Moth's hands rests against your hip to guide your movements. "I could listen to you aaaall day."

Their words do little to soothe the ache slowly building up inside you — unlike the pleasure you got from grinding yourself against the material of their jeans. But just when it starts to feel good, Moth tauntingly pulls away with a teasing grin on their face.

"What do you need?" As if wanting to feel more of you, Moth pulls you closer to their chest and rests their forehead on your shoulder. "Less touching? More friction?"

A breathy 'please' leaves your lips as you shamelessly grind against your partner's thigh, though they make no attempt to help soothe your ache. Instead, Moth peers up at you with a soft smile and a glint in their eyes.

"Actually... I dunno, love bug. You did interrupt my plans for the evening with your neediness..." Despite their bluff, Moth's tone showed no signs of malice or disappointment. You knew they were only teasing — and had you not been so preoccupied with chasing that high yourself — you surely would've quipped back with a bratty retort of your own.

But alas, you could do little but be at the mercy of Moth's guiding touch as they lean back in their gamer chair to watch you come undone.

"I mean, I was looking forward to reading more about Navier and Heinley tonight... Buuuut someone decided to crawl into my lap and turn my phone off instead." One of Moth's hands glides along your backside in a soothing manner before they finally angle their knee upwards to give you more surface to rut against. "How could I say no to something so tempting?"

Moth's other hand slides up and down your bare thigh as their soft lips brush against the shell of your ear, sending a chill down your spine. Their hand slowly inches closer and closer to the place you needed the most before—

"How about we make a deal, then? If you can keep still until I finish this chapter, then I'll let you cum on my fingers instead."

[persephone-damnedqueen]

Rankin’ the Waifus

I feel like when you’re drunk with friends, you either have the best ideas ever, or the worst ideas. Which is this? Well, at first, I thought this was a fantastic idea, given that @fukae-flwr challenged Drunk Me to do this, until she gave me the rules. . . The rules made it even harder for Drunk Me to do, leaving Sober Me to rise to the challenge, just to prove her wrong. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Persephone, you have too many Waifus, ranking them is like picking between them is impossible,” but I finally, after a lot of debate, reviewing, and “friendly” discussions, involving way to much cussing and slamming of hands with friends, I was finally able to settle on the list, so without further ado, here are the rules.

1) Only one character from the franchise.

2) They have to be Waifus, not favorite characters (this rule comes in to play a lot later on).

Let’s kick off this list now with the easiest thing, the honorable waifus.

Honorable Mentions:

Now, these are in no particular order, because even leaving them off the top 10 was hard enough.

Lucy Heartfillia: Fairy Tail

This one waifu per series is the only reason why Lucy had to be cut from the main list. Let’s clear something up here, Lucy is Top Tier Waifu, especially in a series with as many Waifus as there are. Lucy has everything, from a fantastic development, to a great personality, to a gorgeous character design, and she definitely deserves more praise in the series than she gets. Sadly, my waifu choice from this series, only barely beats Lucy, but not mentioning her would be a crime.

Rindo Kobayashi: Shokugeki no Souma

Rindo is the most obvious choice from this waifu heavy series. She’s spunky, entertaining, and a glutton to boot, but above all, she’s actually a terrifying opponent to go against, especially since she’s one of the best cooks in the series. I mean hell, she literally uses alligator in one battle simply because she just felt like it, and her being apart of Centrol and having access to as many resources as they do. From the moment she’s introduced, she stole every scene she was in, even if it was just for a panel or two, if that’s not a waifu, I don’t know what is.

Maika Sakuranomiya: Blend S

This is where that waifu rule plays in.  Maika is my waifu of the series, not my favorite character; that title is held strong by Hidori, the trap idol who steals the series from the moment they are introduced in episode 8.  Maika, and her non-intentional sadistic look, make her the best waifu choice.  It’s endearing, and sweet to watch her try her hardest to not be sadistic, but fail making all of us fall in love with her more.  Also, who doesn’t love a bit of sadism in their waifus?

C.C: Code Geass

Ah, the waifu who started this whole drunken debate.  She’s the classic, Pizza Hut loving, immortal waifu, who is literally unforgetable.  The latest addition of her to my massive figure collection only reminded me just how strong of a waifu choice she really is, despite being from one of the oldest series on this list.  

Mayoi Hachikuji, Tsubasa Hanekawa, Hitagi Senjougahara:  The Monogatari Franchise

Honestly, a solid argument could be made for any of these girls to be the second best waifu.  You have Hanekawa, the lovely class president who only knows what she knows, Hitagi, the tsundere who has an unhealthy obsession with stationary, Mayoi, the dead snail ghost-turned-god girl who has literally the cutest bit with Araragi in the entire series, or even Karen and Tsukihi, the Fire Sisters of our main character.  Every girl in this series is a valid choice; well all but Nadako.  Fuck Nadako.  

Now that those mentions are out of the way, let’s get to the truly hard part.  

Top Ten Waifus: 

10: Homura Akemi: Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Okay, she’s not really 10, but I’m still mad at her, and after a full hour of debate, I still couldn’t justify putting her above any of the 9 other waifus who I wasn’t eternally mad at, so that valid.  Homura is such a bad ass, and honestly, one of the more deadlier choices of a waifu, adding on the massive magical girl obsession I have, I physically couldn’t leave her off the list.  

9: Brandish μ: Fairy Tail

Ah, Brandish, the Nation Destroyer herself.  She’s perfect, in every way, and I’ve loved her from the moment she was introduced in the final arc, and by far one of the standouts of Alvarez.  She’s adorable with her unique design, a massive cat obsession, and a stupidly powerful magic.  Also, she’s one of the few characters to actually get some development in the entire arc.  Mashima didn’t do a lot of good things in that arc, but he did gift the world with Brandish, so I can’t be too upset.  

8: Retsuko: Aggretsuko

One of the most relatable waifus anyone could ask for, but what more could I say that isn’t obvious?  She’s a Sanrio Red Panda who works in an office, hates her boss, and sings Death Metal kareoke.  I know she’s supposed to be an adorable mascot meant as a way to get us to spend money on her merchandise, but damnit Sanrio, did you have to make her this cute?!  Ugh, just take all my money already.  

7: Minako Aino (Sailor Venus): Sailor Moon

This is where the waifu of the series rule killed me.  My favorite character is Hotaru (Saturn), but I wouldn’t consider her a waifu; she’s more of a badass senshi who can literally destroy an entire galaxy with one swoosh of her Silence Glaive.  The only three I would consider waifu enough for this list are Seiya, Usagi, and Minako, but after breaking it down throughly with @fukae-flwr​, we were finally able to come down to the decision that Seiya, while being fantastic in every way, is not a waifu, and Usagi, while being relatable as fuck and lovable to boot, is and can only be Seiya’s Waifu, leaving Minako, the winner of the debate, and for good reason too.  She’s loveable, kind, caring, powerful and the leader of the inner senshi, and S Tier waifu material, so overall, I can’t be unhappy with the outcome of the debate.  

6. Android 21:  The Dragonball Franchise

Okay, this one was the hardest series for me to pick just one waifu from.  With so many choices, from Bulma to Android 18 to even Launch, (remember her? no? It’s okay, even Toriyama doesn’t).  I love all most of the Dragonball Waifus, so why did I ultimately settle for for the best Video Game Bae?  Simple.  She’s a badass who is hot as hell and literally eats people. . . .so a kink basically, but like, can you blame me?

5. Himako Toga: My Hero Academia

A knife wielding, psychopathic, serial killing yandere schoolgirl? There isn’t even a contest, Toga is best girl.  Period.  I will fight anyone who says otherwise.  

4. Stocking Anarchy: Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt

Again, this is another obvious choice as far as waifus go.  It was during yet another rewatch of this underrated show that I realized how much I genueinly love Stocking, and she’s clearly the better choice over Panty.  Stocking is the sweets loving, emo fallen angel/demon who cusses like a sailor and is into bondage.  Yes, I am aware, it’s another kink, but I don’t care, not even a little bit.  

3: Shalltear Bloodfallen: Overlord

Yeah, I choose Shalltear over Albedo.  Shalltear is best girl, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.  I will admit though, that while Albedo is gorgeous and a great choice, Shalltear is a vampire with lesbian tendencies, and that instantly puts her above the virgin succubus.  Thank you Lord Peroroncino. 

2. Shiro: No Game No Life

When making this list, and talking out all of the waifu ranking, there were two that didn’t budge on the list at all, Shiro, and the number one choice.  Shiro is perfect, and even in a series with freaking fox people and Jibril, and that says something.  

1. Shinobu Oshino ( Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade): The Monogatari Franchise

Meet the Best Waifu in existence.  Honestly, it doesn’t matter if she’s in her Shinobu form, or her fully powered vampire form.  Shinobu/Kiss Shot is by far the best waifu anyone could have.  She’s a freaking powerful vampire that’s gorgeous, and mysterious in her true form, and even in her weaker form still manages to be powerful, snarky, and adorable as hell.  Also, her reaction to donuts will literally be the greatest thing in waifu history.  Ugh, I love her.  

And there you have it.  10 waifus ranked, and it only took three days, three people to rant to, and a shitton of headache pain killers later.  @fukae-flwr​ told you I could do it.  Next challenge. . . Husbandos.   Oof.  

So yeah. . . . Thoughts I guess?

[crackimagines]

How long until Shalltear goes Z O O K (the worst type of succ, the one mosquito do) onto some students?

Similar to Solution, she does it to any poor bastard that they fight, and spares the students under Ainz's orders.

She has come close to killing Sylvain, Lorenz, and Constance for annoying the hell out of her, and threatened to take all their blood.

[xoxoalette]

@z-shalltear big on my boy Issac v big

[Gentle grab and shake]

I need Diva facts rn or I'll die of dehydration from not getting my beloved bimbo—

What are some of her favorite little habits in an MC? Does she prefer ones who have creative hobbies or more science-y hobbies? Will she be the perfect bimbo wife to the geeky science spouse? I need to know—😭😭😭

- Guess who 🍄🪻🌌

Diva loves loves LOVES!!!! People with passions, over anything!!!

She has a huge soft spot for nerds especially— she finds them so so cute, and will always listen to every single ramble (at least try to with her attention span). Diva is def also the type to help indulge in MC’s hobbies, whether it’s getting them stuff related or doing it with them!

Creative or sciencey, she really doesn’t care, so long as she sees that cute smile and excitement on MC’s face— that’s way more than enough for her :)

Also Diva is technically a geek herself; she has a vast knowledge about guns, cars, and sea creatures. So in return, if you’re down for her to talk your ear off about one or the other, she will.

[silkbab3y]

thank you @z-shalltear for commissioning me again!!

eddie will never be consistent in my style 😔

[showdown-of-the-undead]

FIRST ROUND MATCHUPS

(Bracket visual hopefully coming soon!)

Tuesday, July 9th

Dahlia Hawthorne (Ace Attorney) vs Sunako Kirishiki (Shiki)

Sasha Rackett (Rusty Quill Gaming) vs Luke Patterson (Julie and the Phantoms)

Isabella von Carstein (Warhammer Fantasy) vs Chizuru Kirishiki (Shiki)

Ragamuffin (Lenore, the Cute Little Dead Girl) vs Brook (One Piece)

Wednesday, July 10th

Sissel (Ghost Trick) vs Drusilla (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Gerard "Gerry" Keay (The Magnus Archives) vs Eliza (Z-O-M-B-I-E-S)

Vandemon (Digimon) vs Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil)

Sheila Hammond (Santa Clarita Diet) vs Lenore (Lenore, the Cute Little Dead Girl)

Thursday, July 11th

Mia Fey (Ace Attorney) vs Specter Knight (Shovel Knight)

Shuos Jedao (Machineries of Empire) vs Olivia Voldaren (Magic the Gathering)

Lily Hoshikawa (Zombieland Saga) vs Diggory Graves (Hello From The Hallowoods)

N (Xenoblade Chronicles) vs Della (Goosebumps)

Friday, July 12th

Khalida Neferher (Warhammer Fantasy) vs Kevin Wettsworth (Hunter: the Parenting)

Bakemon (Digimon) vs Quatach-Ichl (Mother of Learning)

Shalltear Bloodfallen (Overlord) vs Missile (Ghost Trick)

Armand (Interview with a Vampire) vs Ainz Ooal Gown (Overlord)

[minkminkart]

They’ve been in my head a lot recently so Marcie and Prim,

@z-shalltear

[hanler111]

Nie może się upić, bo jako wampirzyca jest niewrażliwa na trucizny, to w jakiś sposób smutne...

//She can’t be drunk, because as a vampire she is immune to poison. It’s somehow sad...

Tak, mam ten sam problem, bo nigdy nie chciało mi się nauczyć schematów...

//Yeah, I have the same problem. I don’t have will to learn algorithms...

Overlord II - odc.1

Drugi sezon, na który niektórzy czekali z niecierpliwością. Nie byłem w tym gronie, ale z przyjemnością obejrzę 2. sezon, bo dlaczego nie. Historia nie była zła, więc  zobaczymy co oferuje dalej, bo nowelka jest naprawdę wysoko oceniana na MAL.

Ciężko cokolwiek powiedzieć, bo już niewiele pamiętam z 1. sezonu. Chyba każdy, kto ogląda 2. sezon ma już wyrobioną opinię, więc nie będę się tutaj rozwodził.

Napiszę tylko, że najlepszą laską jest oczywiście Shalltear, a kto myśli inaczej, ten jest w błędzie!

(Omówione tytuły zima 2018: 8/10)