#yup i cant think of anything else

[nityisdreaming]

my experience after 1 month on all social medias

jus cuz 😁 i find dis shit interesting

tumblr - i really like alotta tumblr's features and ways of interacting. while its my first time using it as a creator rather than just a consumer it feels the coziest, like idk its intuitive. interactions-wise im surprised by how different things perform better/worse here compared to other platforms xD

x - the only one i was familiar with as a creator, and honestly what i can say hasn't changed is the timeline that feeds you the best shit you've seen all day followed by the most horrific shit you've seen all week lol. also the reach is nonexistent unless some1 bigger notices u

bluesky - v cute, better reach than twitter in the beginning but since there's less ppl overall twitter surpasses it, but dat also makes it feel alot more intimate. tbh the feed isnt the best but again i think it's cuz it's a little empty, or i just need to interact w more things? idk

instagram - i disliked it as a consumer and i still dislike it as a creator xD except for the stories/highlights that feature's cute. and the fact u can put songs on ur posts. ok maybe i don't dislike it dat much but the reach is still subpar compared to other platforms. my feed is so like, plain too, like commercial? idk how to describe it its pretty but bland lmao

tiktok - this algorithm is goated, period point blank. both the reach and the feed are just 🤌🤌 muah. i've found so much good shit i wouldn't even know about otherwise (music, trends, artists), and my stuff keeps getting interactions way after posted compared to other platforms. i wasnt on it or interested when it was gonna get banned here in the US but now i'm so glad its back cuz it's a joy lmao

youtube - my fav ever <3 i can't say much cuz i've only posted animations/reposted tiktoks but the reach is better than instagram, and the interactions r hella cute. yes im biased cuz yt has been my main form of media consumption for more than a decade

saying creator sounds pretentious but ykwim user dat posts content not just consumes

i might join more 4 fun and update later hehe

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙MY girl | LN4˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: lando norris x celeb interviewer!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au, established relationship

warnings: a couple of innuendos/sexual references but mainly fluff

summary: in which your job has your boyfriend acting up every other week

a/n: this is kind of short but didnt think it was necessary to make it any longer!?! hope u luv it (i love jealous lando omg my heart cant take itttt)

request!!!: Lando’s gf is a celebrity interviewer like Amelia from chicken shop date and Lando is supportive but also playfully jealous?

fc: amelia dimdoldenburg

my masterlist

instagram ->

yourusername 📍 london

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yourusername spent a day in london with my fav british rapper @.aitch !! episode out now hope u enjoy 👀

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user1 OMG he was flirting with her so bad

user2 no fr she got a man

user3 yea and her man is LANDO NORRIS likeeee

user4 why are they lowkey cute together.....

user5 i love everything y/n does

user6 does anyone else only watch the series just for y/n idec about the celebrity guests 💀

user7 no coz this is actually so valid

user8 omg i've been waiting for this one

user9 queue lando marking his territory soon

user10 can u blame him

f1wags

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f1wags new episode of y/n y/l/n's celeb interview series with british rapper aitch out now 🫶 for anyone who doesn't know, y/n (wag of lando norris) is a celebrity interviewer for events & tv as well as having her own series online in which she “dates” someone for the day, usually in a random city of their choice, and interviews them at the same time in a comedic way !!! the series is super popular, who would you like to see her interview?

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user11 we love her

user12 her interviews r sooo funny and unserious

user13 i want her to interview f1 drivers 😭

user14 omg rightttt imagine lando on there

user15 i want oscar or charles 😂

user16 i didnt even know she was a wag

user17 she's more relevant that her bf HE's the wag

user18 justice for my guy lando

aitch

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aitch watch me on y/n y/l/n's series for real like that's my girl

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user19 damn

user20 his girl?!

user21 y/n looks so hot

user22 look like a couple fr

yourusername had the best time, thanks for coming on the show!!!

aitch anything 4 u

user23 🤭🤭🤭

user24 CUTIESSS

user25 one of my fav episodes so far

twitter ->

instagram ->

landonorris posted a story

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user30 omg i screamed

user31 SHE'S SOOO HOTTTT

carlossainz55 somebody's jealous

landonorris of what?

carlossainz55 😂

user32 lando norris you are one lucky man

yourusername omg hello mr protective

landonorris my girl

yourusername you are freaking sexy

landonorris where are you right now

yourusername 👀

landonorris

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landonorris hey

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user33 "HEY"????

user34 omg

user35 HOTTTTTT

carlossainz55 still not jealous?

landonorris not sure what you're talking about!

user36 you caused this @.aitch

aitch nah

landonorris no

yourusername 🙂

user37 posting this with this caption is criminal

user38 hahaha our jealous boy

user39 little lando norris is jealoussss

yourusername hahah i love you and only you

yourusername posted a story

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landonorris yup. that's MY girl

THE END 🧡

[funlovinzara]

“Speechless” Turbo!ken and Okarun x reader

I didn’t know id cause so much trouble, but in the end i met someone who touched my heart…i don’t know if I’ll ever be able to love him.

Warnings: none really

A/n: im back divas 💜 IM SICK AGAIN

______

Okay, lets not start off with “im just a normal person, who attends a totally normal school.” Because its stupid and dumb and i really really just want to explain this whole situation. This school is weird. Ive been experiencing some supernatural things happening to me and i dont feel safe wherever i go and i think something bad might hurt me. I walk home after school one day and i notice the air getting thicker and thicker and i just feel the tense pressure of something following me

I rush home and all i can do is ponder about whats going on with me, am i mental?? Is this some of condition?? Im having nightmares and i cant take it anymore. I cant even talk to anyone about this because i hardly talk to people at this stubborn school…

Besides all the crazy things happening to me, theres this guy I’ve had my eye on, not romantically or anything i just keep seeing him wherever i go and he just sticks out like a sore thumb. I think his name was Ken….im going to talk to him, he seems like the only person who wouldn’t judge me.

I walk up to him and before i could even mutter a “hey” a girl comes first and speaks to him, it seems like they’re close. Suddenly everyone must have a friend besides me, thats so annoying. I’ll speak to him at lunch then. And as i expected, that girl was there again. So i guess i’ll just speak to him afterschool.

“Hey..” i tap his shoulder while walking out the gate of the school. He swiftly turns around looking at me in surprise and quickly blushing. “O..oh hello!”

“I wanted to know if you’d like to be friends…you look really cool and i thought it would be nice.” His face flushes even more “Cool..? Me? Oh- yeah s-sure we can be friends thats totally awesome! Yup! Cool!” He was geeking out, and it was really cute

“Can w-“ before i could speak again he cuts me off. “How about we talk together at lunch tomorrow or if we have the same class..? Its s-super nice to meet you. Im Ken takakura!”

“Oh im y/n l/n, sure we can talk tomorrow” he bows and runs off home, i mean at least i’ll be able to actually talk to him. I start to walk home and the sun starts to set, i really don’t want that feeling to come back again. But it’s not my choice is it..

While i walk home i start to feel it again, the feeling that im being watched. But no it’s way worse this time. My ears start to ring, and i hear footsteps slowly pick up behind me. I start to run home, it wasn’t far anyway, i could make it! I run into a neighborhood I’ve never seen before, but I’ll do anything just to get away.

A blue light appears above my head and i turn around to see 3 large men with a horrifying smile standing behind me. I turn again to sprint for it until they catch me in a millisecond. “What a fine specimen!!! We shall take your banana for inspection.”

“What the heck does that even mean??? Let me go!!” I hear another pair of footsteps and i see..Ken? And that other girl..

“Get em okarun!!” The girl exclaims, and before my own eyes i see okarun leap forward to one of the men holding me, transforming into something so unknown. The aliens are caught off guard and unhand me while i see that other running behind us, a big set of translucent blue arms emerge from her back and grabs on hold on one of the men and slams him.

“Okarun!! Take the girl somewhere else!! I’ll be safe i promise!” This new…person that is ‘okarun’ sighs in laziness “such a drag..” he picks me up bridal style and starts to speed away into a secluded area where the strange men were sure not to search. He lays me down on the concrete floor and i think i recognize this area, this is a part of my neighborhood thankfully!!

I look up at him in disbelief, “your…ken..?” He was prepping to sprint back to where the other girl was but he looks at me instead “in the flesh.” What was up with his lingo..

“..how are you able to do that?” It’s absolutely incredible, i was totally mesmerized, he’s beautiful! “Dunno, i gotta go. Stay safe babe.” He pats my head and then gets into a crouching start position to run, he sprints off and into the night he goes. What just happened, and he called me babe? How am i going to even talk to him tomorrow??

It takes me a minute to get back up and into shape, i make my way back home and i was later than usual. I make myself comfy, shower and change, and hop right into bed. I shut my eyes and start to recap.

‘Alright, what the hell was going on today. Ken is some secret transforming boy, and i guess his nickname is okarun? This other girl has magical powers and i almost got kidnapped by some disgustingly terrifying ‘men’. Based on what I’ve seen today, were those even men?? Im speechless..’ I continue to yap on in my head until i drift off into slumber.

—

I wake up the next morning trying to figure out if i should just stay home today, but then again i need answers. I quickly hop out of bed and get myself ready while having something small to eat for breakfast. I make my way to campus and i see Ken and that girl again, i really need to get her name..

“Hey Takakura.” While he was speaking to that girl he turns around to look at me, she gives me a glance and her face brightens, it seems like she recognizes me. “Hey y/n, is everything alright?”

“Um yeah no, what even happened last night?? That was totally insane! Do you guys know what was going on it freaked me out, and you turned into some creature and that girl had big arms coming out of her back-“

The girl giggles and cuts me off “okay i know it’s crazy, and I’m momo! What you saw yesterday wasn’t normal i know, it’s a long story. But those men you saw were aliens, thats why they looked so weird. Okarun here has this new ability to transform into something completely new, i have psychic powers.”

My face must have been absolutely confuzzled because they both started to giggle “Don’t worry, we’ll talk more about it at lunch! By the way whats your name?”

“It’s y/n l/n, nice to meet you.” She smiles and rests her arm on my shoulder “Sweet! Cmon okarun, let’s head to class!”

He follows right behind us and my smile fades a bit, that person okarun was…i can feel my heart start to strain. This isn’t good, i think i might like him but every-time i see Okarun and Momo together, they just seem like an unbreakable bond that stays together forever and i might be tinkering and getting in the way of that. I want to go home already.

“Hey y/n, matter of fact how about you come to my place after school? Then we can totally go over everything you’re confused about.”

“Oh, yeah sure! I don’t mind.” They day goes on as it fades into the mist of night. Her house is more larger than i thought, i enter and it has this calming feel to it. I spot Ken taking off his shoes and my hear starts to race a bit, this is making me insane. “Alright Okarun, show em!” I watch him transform again and i see that boy…wow he is so alluring. His droopy sleep eyes and tall slim frame would have anyone at campus falling head over heels

“So this is what you saw yesterday, this form is when he blah blah blah blah…”

I really should have payed attention but i was lost in his thoughtless eyes, and he was staring right back at me. I wonder does this form have the same mind as Okarun or is it someone else? While momo continues to talk, without her noticing he nods his head up at me in a “sup” motion, with his hands in his pockets. He was trying so hard to be cool and he really was. I feel my brain melt to my toes as i nod my head back at him.

“So do you understand?”

I snap back into reality, “Yeah..so what can he really do?”

“Well he can only run really fast, he has no good fighting skills yet.” “Wow, harsh.” He said while leaning back on the wall. Momo takes out her phone and looks at the time, she jumps and shrieks “its really late! Hey how about this, you can come over again tomorrow and we can go over how you’re able to see things like this. Okarun since it’s dark outside and you’re a fast runner, take em home!”

“whatevs, I’m the fastest yo.”

We head out the door and he lets me get on his back. “later y/n!”

Ken gets into the crouching start position again and speeds to my neighborhood “quick, where do ya live” I whisper my home into his ear and he quickens the pace all the way until the destination. He slows and gets down, allowing me to step off his back. I was hesitant to walk into my home and i turn around right before he was going to speed back to momos place.

“Cya on the flip side babe.” Seriously does he call everyone babe…but then i realized he was leaving and as he took off i managed to shout “See you tomorrow!!” I see him wave his hand in the air while he ran, this wasn’t so bad. I lay back in my bed ready to disclose for the night, this is crazy.

Will he be someone i can love or am i just going to be a nuisance..?

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GUYS I JUST finished watching dandadan please i had to write something y’all idk it set something off in me for real!! bye DIVAS 💜

[luckykiwiii101]

Heyhey

First of all,

Much love to you. I know you've helped a lot of people and on behalf of everyone you've helped..a big thank you!

I found something on reddit and it made everything just click in an instant. I'll put it at the end. (for some reason I can't link it) I am sending this to you in the hope that this will really help some people who feel lost.

Sidenote: I know it's basically what you and other blogs has been preaching about, but this is rephrased differently and may help some people understand and truly apply (and stop overconsuming lol)

I CANT BELIEVE IT TOOK ME ALL THIS TIME TO FINALLY GET IT…  Tips & Techniques I’ve known about the Law of Assumption for almost four years, and now I finally get it. I always thought that when I closed my eyes to imagine something, it was my false self—let’s call her Ella—doing the imagining and experiencing the desire. But that’s not true. Ella only exists in the physical realm; she’s just another object in awareness. The one who’s really imagining is awareness itself—God, consciousness—the only thing that truly exists. Now I understand why imagination is immediate and real. It’s not Ella’s creation because she has no access to awareness. Ella’s role is confined to the 3D world. Her job is to make sense of life through logic, past experiences, and sensory input. So, when I imagine something, Ella can’t “see” it because imagination operates in the realm of awareness, not the physical. This is why thoughts like “Where is it?” or “It’s not working” arise—they’re just Ella panicking because she didn’t witness the creation happen. Ella is fixated on time and the physical world, so she doubts anything beyond her perception. But her panic doesn’t mean anything because she’s not the one imagining. She’s not capable of understanding or influencing what exists in awareness. This realization leaves no excuse not to trust my imagination. Imagination is beyond Ella’s capabilities, and its reality is not dependent on her understanding. This isn’t an invitation to hate or fight Ella—it’s about recognizing her limitations and letting her be. When I notice my mind being logical or thinking doubtful thoughts, I can let them pass because that’s just Ella doing her job. There’s no need to argue with or control her because it’s like bullying a blind person for not being able to see. She simply can’t perceive what’s happening in awareness, and that’s okay. Let her do her thing, knowing it doesn’t matter. The real work is already done in imagination, which is the realm of the infinite.

Someone answered:

Yup, Ella is herself a manifestation of consciousness and there is only consciousness. We think we are Ella, when we are consciousness, perceiving things through Ella's perspective. Good job. And that's exactly why manifestation is instant, the moment awareness becomes aware of something through your imagination, it happens. Because everything is awareness. You already are living that reality from the moment you imagined it. Ella will keep thinking. You need to not react to those thoughts or feelings of Ella, observe them, take care of Ella when she feels down but laugh a little at her naivety. Most people imagine and forget that they're not Ella but consciousness and become aware of something else by giving attention to Ella's limited perspective but guess what? Ella is a well behaved child, she will learn as soon as you discipline her. Her thoughts would slowly get on board too and so will the feelings. So let Ella be, don't react to her thoughts and emotions and become aware of something that's not what you want

People need to read this!!! Thank you so much for sharing!!

[eatmyassssssssz]

Captain John Price

warnings : age gap implied

tags : @lillianastuff @mysticalgalaxysalad @mionacaped @madamemelancholysstuff @mactavishwritings @chaos-reigns-bitches @scribblescubbs @wandasbitch22 @warzxx @wretched-horn-monger @yippeerrrs @applbottmjeens @bowieisbored @blingblong55 @simonrileyscockring

old man price who struggles to come, he can get it up, but he struggles to come, takes him ages.

hes retired by the military by now, youre his little house husband/wife.

you started to realise you guys have sex a lot less. and when you do, its not really sex. he doesnt get anything out of it. he always makes you come, then goes straight to aftercare.

you worry, maybe he's stopped being attracted to you as he got older. maybe his taste has changed.

you overthink one night, hes fast asleep next to you, snoring. you cant sleep, youre trying not to be too loud with your crying and hyperventilating so you dont awaken your husband (although, nothing could wake up that damn man).

then, you snap. you shake him. until he wakes up. you needed to ask him why he wouldnt have sex with you, when he had a pretty high sex drive a year ago!

was it because you put on a pound or two because of christmas incoming?

either way, hes awake, sat up, half asleep, looking at his partner, having a borderline panic attack next to him.

"whats-, whats wrong?" he says, hurriedly rubbing his eyes to get the sleep out him eyes at least a little.

"why dont you like me anymore!" bit blunt, but you weren't thinking very straight right now, you needed answers, and now.

no matter what the answer was, you needed closure. you needed something to let you decide what you needed to do.

was the "problem" you, or did he just fall out of love?

"what- what do you even mean?" he genuinely did not get what you meant.

"youve not had proper sex with me in ages!" you say, rushed, words not going through your head properly.

his face fades. a soft pink spreads up his neck and ears. "so, its about that.." he mutters.

"am i not attractive enough for you to fuck me anymore? you make me come, then skip the part when you get off, and we go straight to aftercare!" tears were rushing down your face, you hiccuped as you spoke.

"babe- its not you, its me." he says, face in his palm.

"please- nonono, i cant afford for us to split up! i love you- and, and- i dont have any qualifications, i didnt go to college so we could be together forever, john!" your head was rushing to conclusions, your breathing was fast, choked and panicked.

"no! nono, i dont want to split up- i...what i meant was, i literally- it is me thats the problem. i can't- yknow...come." his voice was low, his fingers were massaging his temples, his face was red with embarrassment over this.

"...youre joking? thats why we've not had sex? i thought you were fucking someone else and had nothing left for me or something!" you were relieved, to say the least. "no- babe, i would never."

you nod. "i know- i just..overthink." you admit. he nods. "im aware.." you smile softly. he did know you well. "so..you cant come?" you ask.

he mumbles a response, "i can- just takes...a while...yknow? i can still get hard like i used too- just...not come easily." you smirk hearing that. "so...its possible you can come, just takes a minute?"

"yup."

"..you wanna try that theory?"

[alive-thanos]

SUPER DEEP THANGYU ANALYSIS TRUST!! EP3 - EP5 ANALYZING [1/2]

EPISODE THREE first episode ok!! [actually ep 3],, namgyu has a very odd thing for skin-to-soin contact with thanos, he doesn't have a second thought when thanos touches his shoulder, though once thanos pulls away, he does stare at him for a few seconds (expectantly,), and then starts speaking to myunggi. he's analyzing and watches situations to see if anything goes further [when thanos first grabs myunggi, namgyu identifies it as thanos merely attempting to scare him and steps back, when thanos gets closer to myunggi attempting to intimdate him, there is no reaction from namgyu. Though he seems to recognize his connection with thanos to the point of knowing that he can verbally deescalate thanos + a little bit of 'friendly touch'] Namgyu appears mildly posessive/clingy towards Thanos, as when they leave, he ushers thanos to come with him [in the english dub, he addresses him directly]. Photo time! At around 15;10, onwards, Namgyu is standing a foot or two away from Thanos, but when people get closer to Thanos, his immediate reaction is to get closer [his expression changes when people start getting close to thanos, as he looks around], as they start flocking thanos, and namgyu goes a bit behind, his honest reaction is to be like 'hold on..!!' while jumping up and down [he jumps up and down when he either gets really nervous, or really happy ((ex, mingle))],, he uses it as a chance to get closer to thanos. he pushes out other people once thanos tells them to leave as well ['all right, lets go'], commanding them as if theres a chance they wouldnt leave [he wouldnt like if they didnt left.] i notice he doesnt smile in his photo, nervy little boy [or he cant smile without thanos, which is a possibility as all scenes of him smiling are with thanos.] , he also isnt the happiest when thanos pushes him out of the way for mina [he lets out a little '..what?' and his gaze follows thanos. He also Red light green light! The only game theyre not next to eachother. It's funny how they made an effort to make sure Namgyu looked annoyed at Thanos flirting with a girl [also, the 'i like YOU!!' and then cutting to namgyu is crazy.] him also being concerned about thanos shows how much he cares in a very odd way, as he doesnt show empathy for anyone else. EPISODE FOUR ,, not thanos scoping namgyu out and following him to harass myungi [i would too],, AND I NOTICE THIS. Thanos complains 'I LOST MONEY :(', and namgyu continues, but when he speaks, he goes. 'pay US back', which is fucking adorable holy shit?? thanos empathizes how he 'worked so hard for that!!' but he does care enough to also share with namgyu.. OHOH and whn myunggi beats thanos' ass, guess what the gayboy does.. runs to his side and goes 'GET OFF HIM!!', he does the same when inho. i mean youngil, is beating up thanos [yup, with him for the drugs. thats why he saved him even before knowing abt the drugs], also,, his dumbass stalkin thanos [[when he was in bed and peered over thanos]] OKAY!! game time. namgyu's jealous as looked so fucking pissed when thanos started talking to semi ,, and when strokin thanos didnt work he just became semi's number one hater. i deadass dont know why his clingyass bitchass gayass is so pissed that thanos is focusing on other people. throughout the intro of semi and minsu, he keeps tryna TOUCH THANOS!! he is. clingy towards thanos is a very, very odd manner. he just becomes so reliant o n him oh my god. leave thanos alone. idk theyre close in their own way. but during their pentathalon they are the only ones with their arms wrapped around eachother. he alwways flocks to thanos when he has a problem, [with semi, he looks towards him for like.

EP FIVE! namgyus psychotic i think abt that a lot idk whats wrong with him. also um, im like 100% sure thanos cant remember semis name and thats why he calls her 'senorita',, he assumes as theres 'minsu' and 'gyeongsu' that namgyu is 'namsu', and he just cant remember semis.. the lunch part is so silly.

namgyus ass is always starin. speaking of staring. not him starin at myunggis dick [[im fullyconvinced hes homosexual. NOT FOR MYUNGGI I HATE THAT SHIP. he just , liikes men.

[limey-writes]

Hi! I hope you’re accepting imagine ideas, if not that’s cool. If you are I’ve kind of been wondering: how do you think the different yandere mercs would react to learning their counterpart/rival also was yandere for their darling? Ex:, medic is yandere for y/n but soon learns that heavy is yandere for them also. Same goes with rivals like sniper and spy + demo and soldier, stuff like that. I could imagine most would try to get the other merc out of the picture but some may try to work something out. Thanks and have a good day :)

Ooooo that's pretty interesting, I can totally mess with that yeh tw: Yandere themes, maybe some blood, you know how it be and how it do (: Imma do your sniper/spy and demo/solly, since thats a fun dynamic too lol ~~~

Sniper and Spy have been always at each other's throats, but when it came down to meeting someone new who seemed to really catch their attention. They were left to constantly bicker and fight around each other even when you'd be there, it would be slight jabs at each other or ending up beating the ever living christ out of each other until the other finally leaves the two of you be. Sniper would go on and try to hijack anything you would be doing with Spy, whether it would be getting you to come with him in places that would be far away from where Spy might have some wandering eyes. Sniper is whispering sweet nothings into your ear, tempting you with everything you could ever want while he's trying to make sure that nothing would be better than spending nights with him in his camper rather than cooped up with some old smoking rat, right? Spy on the other hand was always trying to gift you things you've had your eye on for a while, showing you different things that he knows would absolutely make you want them. Whether it be jewelry, fancy clothes, items, hell he'd go as far to buy you a new sleek car if you really wanted it. Spy is a gifting man, and if that doesn't keep you away from Sniper, how about a trip to France? Or Spain? Anywhere that would be far enough from the bastard of a bushman just to earn your attention. He knows better than to outright tell you that Sniper was not good enough, besides, he doesn't have to tell you that he's gross, why not show you? After all, what are these totally not doctored pictures doing that he found laying around with Sniper with someone else? How odd. ~~~ Demo and Soldier were always close, spending time together and doing everything together, you'd think that when you came into their lives that they'd actually cooperate and see if they could possibly keep you in both of their lives...which worked for a while. Except Demo was a little hesitant and nervous to let you be by yourself with Soldier, and Soldier was not wanting to spend a minute apart from you. So it's basically Demo playing babysitter and Solly getting to bring you with him on the most dangerous kinda thing he's ever thought of doing. You can imagine the kind of heart attack that Demo had when he saw you and Soldier flying through the air like two proud american eagles. (Soldier's exact words after Demo had to tend to any scratch you might've gotten on the way down, which is nothing but he cant help but be worried.) Soldier follows you wherever you go, to the store? Yup. On a walk? Holding your hand, watching your six. Going to take a nap? Not without him in the room to protect from anyone waking you up, which is usually him yelling at someone to go away and not bother you. Soldier adores you to the moon and back and even more, which means you can do no wrong in his eyes, no matter what you do he's rooting you on and on your side at all times. Which means if anyone ever tells you no, wrongs you, or makes you frown, you bet your ass that their neck is being snapped in an instant. Soldier plays no games and neither does Demo, so they can always be found tag teaming by brainstorming ways that they can make sure some asshole who said something behind your back disappears for the rest of their days. They'd never tell you what happened though, even asking Solly would give you an odd answer that would probably never make sense, but why care about some random person? You have them after all!

[bedardlover69]

Looking Glass Self: Connor Bedard

“Hey. That's my order!” Connor says.  

“Cool.” 

You walk away 

“You’re all set, your cookie is already paid for. Anything else I can get you?” 

“Um no. Thank you.” 

Connor leaves the restaurant and looks both ways to see where you went. He doesn’t see you, but he’s focused on you. He looks both ways again and heads towards his car. He doesn’t know how to feel. He feels confused, lost, and concentrated. 

They got the same order as me. He says to himself and paid for my oatmeal cookie. Who are you?? 

Connor starts his car and puts on his playlist. He is so locked in with you in mind playing everything out. Astonished is how he feels about it all. He pulls out of the parking spot, and drives. 

“Cool.” He repeats and laughs.

At this point he’s just driving around; he decides to head home. But then he sees that jacket over the hoodie. Its you. You’re eating your Subway while walking and he’s even more curious. He slows down and stops his car, then rolls down the window. He doesn’t know what he’s doing. 

“Hey!” 

You look confused, and say “hey” back. 

“You paid for my oatmeal cookie.” 

“Oh yeah I did.” 

“Thank you, would you like a ride or anything.” Connor ask and his hands are sweating.

“Um sure why not.” You say in such disbelief, you put your sandwich away and wipe your mouth with your sleeve. You’re smiling. 

Connor wipes his hands on his pants and takes a deep breath, he cant believe himself and he is so nervous he cant stop smiling. You open his door and get into the passenger seat, his music is playing but he turns it down. 

“Sorry.” 

“Oh no thats okay, good song!” 

You both smile. 

Im “y/n”. 

“Connor!”

“Cool.”

“Cool.” 

You both shake hands.

“So I got the same order as you, but oatmeal cookie instead?” 

“Yeah” *laughs* “I’m allergic to peanuts actually..”

“Really. Peanuts?” 

He laughs “Yeah. Peanuts.” 

“Do you carry your epipen with you?” You ask.

“Oh of course!” He pulls out his epipen out of his pocket “All the time.” 

You laugh. Hard. 

“Im so sorry, thats like really funny!” 

He smiles.

“Where to?” He looks at you. 

“Your place?” 

*smiles* “Sure.” 

You both arrive at his apartment 

“What a view!” You walk over to his windows and look outside “Wow.” 

You start walking around his apartment looking at everything, he is just standing there watching you.  You look over at him and say "sorry" and smile.

“No thats okay, you can look around.” 

“Your kitchen is great! This is a really good apartment. How long have you been living here?”

“2 years or so, not to long.”

“It’s pretty homey.” 

“I try.” He laughs.

“What do you do?” 

“I play hockey.”

“Like professional?”

“Yup.” 

“For Chicago?” 

“Yeah.” 

“Bedard?”

“That's me.” 

He’s choked up. 

“You know you’re really good right?” 

He shrugs. 

“No, like you’re good.” 

He laughs, he cant take a compliment.

“I think I just get really lucky that I base it off of that.”

“So you don’t take credit?” You ask, wondering. 

“I guess.”  He says with hesitation. 

“Well you’re one lucky guy.”

You’re both smiling.

“It’s getting late, and I don’t think you ate yet and I have to get home.” 

“Would you want to sleep over?” He says impulsively.

You choke up and giggle, you’re taken back a bit. 

He must really like me. You think to yourself.

“I cant tonight, but I will be tomorrow.” 

He feels embarrassed.

“I like the forwardness, this is my number.” You pull out your receipt and write down your number.

He’s blushing and grabs the receipt “Thanks.” 

“Y/n” You repeat.

“Got it.” 

You both say “I’ll see you later.” And laugh.

“Bye.” You walk out his door.

“Connor fucking Bedard.” You say.

“Cool.” He says.

[fyodorsushankaaa]

15, 23(i just need to know. for reasons), 51, 55, 62 for the ask game :DD

HEHE YIPPEE THX :33

15 have any pets: sadly nope... i but really want a cat T.T

23 do you have any piercing: eheh yup on my ears n in the future i wann have in my nose too :3

51 fav food: hmm all of them r traditional foods so i cant translate them lmao but i'll write anw. anything that has dark chocolate, cookie, cake, mantı, lahmacun, urfa döner, içli köfte, çiğ köfte, kısır

55 are you mean: ehmm sometimes i bully my friends jokingly but id never do anything that made them uncomfy or sad. so i dont think i am :3

62 what makes you happy: (this one took me 25 mins to answer lmao-) having good grades (higher than 95) and being top in my class, being loved by teachers, finding plp that matches my freak, being kind to others n them being kind as well, feeling being cared, being able to draw/write the things i want. i cant really think of anything else rn TwT

[crguang]

I'm back. Miss me? It's been several months since I opened this apl

I literally just encountered my acquaintance story but I'll alter it a bit. Imagine this is violinist Kafka x Pianist (Accompanists) Reader.

I imagine Kafka is like Chloe Chua, a famous prodigy that is known all over the world. When she was little, she has a cold yet talented accompanist (like the tone that she produced is warm. Quite contradictory with her appearance) this accom is reader (another prodigy that took lesson with a famous pianist, let's say the reader's teacher and Kafka's teacher is like a colleague that happened to perform together in the past, that's how reader can meet Kafka on the first place).

Suddenly Kafka's violin teacher replaced reader with another accom. Which makes her confused and becomes an annoying person. Like no one can stand Kafka and want to be her accom. But Kafka is talented, so people is using her so they can write it on CV like... "has performed with Kafka on Carneige Mellon" HAHAHAHA

Well, turns out the reader is some kind of retired but Kafka never knew about this fact. You know.... that one prodigy that people know as a prodigy, they never saw her musical journey till they grew up? Yup that's the reader.

And how do they meet again? I have no idea and I have no idea why reader retire. Just suddenly inspired by my acquaintance's story. I don't want to spill her story full, just taking the essence hahaha.

-🎹

HIIIIII AAAAA HOW ARE YOU!!!! has it been months already?… oh my goodness i hope youre doing great, i missed you and your violinist kafka thoughts <33 i neeeeed this AU written but i dont know anything about music so i wouldnt be the best person to write it but it sounds so GOOD.

kafka and R having perfect synergy because theyre so familiar with each other, maybe sharing some of the burdens of expectations at a young age, kafka being so focused on honing her skills that she’s kind of a loner and R was her closest friend growing up wow… R is more reserved and quiet while kafka’s a little troublemaker who never gets caught misbehaving and who drags R into her little schemes. they’re both pushed hard but they have each other; when one of them doubt themselves the other is there to tell them not to be stupid, they share a love for music that goes beyond spoken words like oh my godddd. maybe they’re each other’s first kiss and kafka initiates it because she wants to try and theres no one else. they never talk about it again.

anon your brain is so big even if that’s your acquaintance’s story like this is amazing— in response to your other ask i do think since kafka is naturally confident, if she knows that shes so important that other people are using her to boost their careers, she would be a little brat because she’d get away with it. once R is out of the picture i can see her pushing others to their limits, being dismissive of their struggles and getting irritated if they mess up some notes or cant follow her tempo because she knows who she wants to perform with, who would be able to follow her effortlessly and actually push her to be better and it’s not her eager peers. she’s condescending and keeps to herself so it’s hard to get past the surface and actually befriend her. no one wants to practice with her because she’s a hard ass but she doesn’t care… depending on her teacher i think she might grow up associating her worth with her skills and would be very hard on herself, especially if others start relying on her musical prowess to get better.

imagine her and R meeting again like a decade later omfg. R took a break from music while kafka hasnt and has only gotten more famous, but she recognizes them instantly despite both of them having grown up. R congratulates her on her success and asks how she’s doing, kafka answers talking about her next performance or her skills and R is like “that’s great. what about outside of music?” kafka ends up skillfully turning the conversation around because she doesn’t know what to reply with. the vision is so clear rn… R, as they’ve actually had time to find themselves outside of their potential, is the one helping kafka do that as well. when kafka finds out they’ve stopped playing the piano she’s personally offended. what a waste of potential. shes spent years thinking of them as the only person who could match her talent. she tries to get them to play again often and they refuse every time, but they do end up spending more time around each other and getting to know the other like they used to when they were younger. kafka’s gotten more guarded and confident, but R sees through her anyway and it makes her uncomfortable. she hides it well tho. oh that slow burn childhood best friends to strangers to friends who are new versions of themselves to lovers is REALLLLL ITS SO CLEAR IN MY MIND. FUCKKKKK

[n3ptuned]

intro post (under the cut)

updated 11/20/24

flash warning for gifs

✶ hii my name is johann! i do art (sometimes)

✶ !!minor!!

✶ genderfluid, good w any prns

✶ FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

music: the strokes, mcr, fob, p!atd, bleachers, the 1975, idkhow, the smiths, radiohead, the voidz, the cure

shows and stuff: good omens, 1899, death note, slow horses, saiki k, hnk, asoue, the secret history, umbrella academy, asteroid city, downton abbey blah blah i cant think of anything else

dni: people under 13, trump supporters, proshippers, homophobes/transphobes, etc etc

asks are always open!! pls i’m very bored

dms open too but only if we’re mutuals. probably won’t respond otherwise

please do not send donation asks, i am a minor, the most i can do is reblog

tags:

#johan.txt

#my art🐟

#important

#donations

#fave

anyways mutuals or anyone else pls interact! very bored, love talking to people

probably could be diagnosed with something

i like writing i like art i like fish

i reblog a lot of mcr

yup

dividers by @anitalenia

[megabuild]

in my dream last night i was watching an etho video. now this was like an older etho video, im not sure how i knew i just did, i think in my dream logic it was like "yeah his voice is a bit different" [how would i know that] and also i remembered in the dream that image thats some comment that says 'love good ol fashioned scared of women etho'. anyways, in the dream im thinking its one of those popular "life" series im always hearing about. like im like "oh this must be 3rd life. im about to see what all the rage is". so its etho. and grian. etho is walking around in the minecraft world [as he does] and grian is kinda guiding him along, to the Event. and hes led into this reeeeeeeeeeally tall building. and theres a floor. and its really plain and boring. and now im kinda wishing i started to tell you about this dream when i first woke up from it like 3 hours ago but alas, i kinda dont remember all the things grian was telling etho. just know he was going about with this air of authority. just explaining a few things. and etho was like Yup. Yup. theres stairs and a door that lead to the next floor, which looks exactly like the last. but this time they meet up with cleo, who is kinda tearing the whole room apart and redecorating it to match her tastes. and theres still a set of stairs and a door that lead to another floor and some other minecraft guy [i only know a few names but my brain generated all of them + more] doing the same thing cleo was doing. idk if grian told etho the gimmick or if i figured it out myself but i was like ohhhh yes everyone gets a floor to themselves and they can decorate it to help distinguish and everyone gets a sign that says smthn like Etho's Room. and we just keep climbing and seeing all these decorated rooms and im lowkey impressed at the variety and talent put into these rooms. and then im like ohhh nooooo when are they gonna start killing each other... you see the point is to invade everyones rooms and kill whoevers in there. i dont remember much other game rules than that. etho is getting kinda tired of walking up all these stairs [cant blame him] and then he just kinda shoots himself up to the roof of the building [idk how he did that but grians there too] and this building is scary tall and grians talking about how nice it is to be the game master and etho is just still saying Yeah. Yup. Sure man [probably with the hopes that grian shuts up one day] and lowkey i dont remember anything else and ofc etho never even got a room.

Ok

[asprinkleofkitties]

is blogging still a thing?

short answer? kinda. and you wont believe that tiktok does play a role in it.

its not a 'no' because i cant go disgracing tumblr when i've been using it for almost 11 years.

okay. before we get right into it, a brief introduction to what the hell is blogging.

so, blogging. sounds ancient, doesn't it. well, it did started when we barely knew anything about the world. according to many other websites, has been defined as something that has been posted, where writers (or anyone else for the matter) can share their opinions on certain subject, mediums such as writing, photography or things that could be self-publishing online on a website, like tumblr. most people don't know that posting on your twitter, whatsapp statuses and instagram stories are considered microblogging.

see, the thing is, people think that blogging is dead when platforms like tiktok and instagram are thriving. but actually, said platforms are the reason why blogging is still relevant.

how come tiktok is the reason why blogging is still a thing?

well, when you blog, its basically just you posting about your day, what you eat, what activities did you do and so forth. it can be whatever you want it to be. there are various reasons as to why people are on tiktok. we were there because of covid.

sorry, shouldve put a trigger warning for that.

while most of us signed up to tiktok when ms rona ruined things for us to join trends, share knowledge etc, others would share their similar interests. i remember being on anitiktok, and lord, when i look at the old videos, they were sooo cringey. but hey, at least we've made the most out of it during the lockdown.

other than that, the most notable side of tiktok would be... drum roll please!

booktok.

so, what's the correlation here? how did tumblr and tiktok became the reason why blogging is still alive and breathing? what does booktok has to do with blogging?

booktok. for starters, is when users are to talk (sometimes they recommend) about books, rant about them, shit talk about how awful the story is (even goes as far as side eyeing the authors [*cough* im looking at you, colleen hoover]).

booktok is meant for people who are into reading. i mean, isn't it obvious?

so, yup. okay, not everyone knows that people go to tumblr to read self-published works of fictions. yes, reading a fanfic on someone's tumblr account on this website is still considered looking at someone's blog (and appreciating them like i do, i've been a loyal fan and reader of several authors on this site). people publish their works here is still considered as blogging because blogging can be anything.

tumblr started and has always been a site where people are able to blog whatever they want, in whatever form (text, gifs, arts, etc). as a result, users as able to look (and appreciate by interacting with the posts by liking, commenting and reblogging) at one's works because it also acts as an archive.

blogging can go from posting lifehacks, tips and advices for people to use as aids as well as to guide them so that they can relate, making them form an online presence.

so when i tell you that the reason why people are still blogging (and interacting with the blogs) because of tiktok, i meant it.

okay, so i mightve made a mistake. to clarify, booktok isnt the only reason why people are into blogging. anime fans, tv series fans like supernatural, movie fans, comic fans, animated fans like atsv fans (specifically miguel fans [aka me]) are the reason why people go to tumblr to blog.

(i love brooding older men sm yall hes so sexy)

people from all walks of life, specifically if their background is them being a fan of some type of media, is bound to use tumblr to either write a blog (in forms of fanfics/drabbles/oneshot etc) or to interact with them.

and that, ladies, gents and enbies, is the reason as to why blogging is still a fighting tooth and nail to stay alive. its the reason why people still use tumblr to blog. its the reason why tumblr is the place fans go to, to blog and do whatever they want on this app/site. sure, they go to wattpad or ao3 (hell, maybe even fanfiction.net if that site is still alive), but tumblr is one of the platforms (arguable the easiest one to navigate) to use for blogging and such.

and that concludes my opinion. blogging is still fighting for their life, even in the age of tiktok and whatever theyre doing over there (pretty much its vlogging, you know a video type of blogging)

(my right wrist hurt as we speak and i kinda went beyond the word limit so forgiefe mac or whatever it is they say in old/archaic english to be pardoned)

oh! if they ever would shut down tumblr, i would simply off myself cus what the hell am i gonna do? ಥ_ಥ

reblogs are appreciated!

[lunar-knight84]

RED DRESS

Adult Kyle broflovski x reader summary : it's been years since you last seen kyle and going to your high school reunion may make it a bit awkward then normal

Warning/stuff inside: Fluff, OOC, small angst, a bit of touching without consent (yall he just takes you to dance without asking!and does some other romantic touches without asking ), suggestive flirting, not spell checked or proof read.

Kind of inspired by the song red dress by magic

Disclaimer: this is my first fanfic so please be kind I didn’t have any one to look at it or anything and I think the ending is kind of rush so if you have any tips feel free to share! Also I’m sorry if this is really bad I tired. I hope you enjoy

It's been years and finally it's the night you have been dreading ever since you left your high school to begin with. It's your 10 year highschool reunion and it's going to absolutely suck. You have been dreading the night since your friend victor chaos mentioned it a few nights ago. He was super excited to see his old friend Kenny again but you on the other hand were not so keen on seeing old friends especially the one and only kyle broflovski. He turned your life upside down when you actually started talking to him in junior year of high school. He not only stole your food but he most importantly stole your heart ... .which is why it hurt so terribly when broke up with you on the last day of senior year. You honestly didn't see it coming just like how you cant seem to find anything wearable to this event. ¨cmonnn Y/N we are gonna be so lateeee¨ say your friend Red who you called to come help you with what to wear ¨red give me a moment i think i found what to wear!!!¨ you say excitedly as you come out of your bathroom wearing a beautiful red dress which shows off your body just in the right way to make you look stunning. Red gasp and giggles excitedly as she pulls you in for a hug ¨you look beautiful!¨ you chuckle ̈thanks Red you look absolutely stunning as well! Are you ready to go?¨ you say kind of excited at the thought maybe actually having some fun with red at this event ¨yup!¨ she links arms with you as you both head out to the event. Once you arrive your high school still looks the same as you and red reminisce about all the memories you had here together as you walk into the gym. The gym is packed and you could see a few faces that you recognize as you start to believe that Kyle might not be here. Red waves at you and points to her cousin Craig letting you know she's gonna talk with him for a bit as you find yourself walking around the gym exploring it. Soon you bump into your old friend Victor chaos ¨hey vic!¨ you say as you hug him ¨hey Y/N It's awesome that you came! You look fantastic!!¨ he says in a cheery voice and his eyes soon spot someone else ¨oh look there kenny!¨ he says again in a cheery tone as he points to where kenny is and your about to go p to kenny but that when you see the familiar color of apple red hair that stops you in your tracks ¨what wrong Y/N-Oh i see¨ victor says as he notices kyle ¨well the Y/N you know where to find me if you want some NFTs or if you need something else! Victor says as he walks over to Kenny leaving you in somewhat of a conflicted state. You decide to get some punch to figure a way out of this event without seeming rude as you hear a voice call out ¨HEY YOU IN THE RED DRESS¨ which immediately catches your attention and causes you to spin around and be met with emerald eyes looking at you. You immediately feel heat rise to your cheek as you begin to remember all the memories you had with those precious green eyes as you mumble out ¨hello Kyle¨. Kyle smiles at you ¨hello Y/N…you look beautiful tonight…¨ he says with a charming tone as he continues to scan your body in that beautiful red dress. ¨thank you kyle..so um how have you been…¨ you say nervously as you hope a bit of small talk will get him to leave your side .¨ive been well N/N…what about you?¨ he says as he sips his drink still staring at you. Hearing the nickname he gave you tumble out of his lips makes more heat spill out onto your cheek as you smile nervously ¨i've been good kyle what about yourself?¨ you say as you hope this awkward conversion will end soon ¨i've been good as well N/N…had my mind on someone lately…¨ he said with a charming smile as he winked at you. You look at him with conflicted eyes as you not sure how to feel about his words as you bite your lip in thought but you suddenly feel him get closer to you ¨N/N what are you thinking about~¨ he whispers with a soft smile as if his words were innocent but you could tell by the mischievous glimpse in his eye that it could possibly be anything but innocent. You brush him off as you lean away from him ¨nothing of importance to you kyle… ¨

you say with a small smile unsure of how to proceed from here. Kyle chuckles as you take your hand and pulls you by your back closer to him to dance. This obviously catches you off guard as you're about to push him away as he softly says ¨i'm sorry Y/N…i'm sorry for hurting you…i didn't..¨ he says in a sorrowful tone as it seems he can't get the rest of his words out as he hangs his head a bit low . You're swaying with him now as you realize the whole break up must have been on Kyle's mind if he's apologizing for it now. You sigh as you're not sure whether to forgive this man in front of you or to leave his embrace and try to move onto the night. You stare up at him as you hug him gently ¨it's okay kyle..¨ you say gently unsure of how to comfort him. He immediately cups your cheeks making you look at his emerald eyes as he speaks ¨Y/N its not okay… I heard how badly you were taking the break up and I truly didn't know how it would affect you…I thought that it would be better to break up before we headed to college to prevent more feelings getting hurt…im sorry..forgive me please…¨ his emerald eyes look into your silently pleading for you to forgive him. You think for a moment as you tightly hug him and say ¨it's in the past kyle…i forgive you okay..¨ you cup his cheek as you smile softly as you both hug each other and sway a bit more enjoying this event together . It takes some time until you hear Kyle's voice in your ear as he says ¨you know.. N/N i think i gotta find a way to take this off..¨ He moves his hand lower down your back and grips gently at the fabric of your dress. This causes heat to spread to your cheek as you chuckle a bit but before you could respond he then say ¨i've got a lot of love for you N/N that i should've given you back then..and believe me it's only grown stronger seeing you in this beautiful red dress… …mind if i make it up to you and maybe take you out to dinner?...¨ He makes eye contact with you as he asks this and smiles a bit sheepishly hoping you'll say yes. You smile brightly at his offer and say ¨of course kyle…i would love to go to dinner with you..¨ You hug him again as you feel a warmness fill your heart. While kyle broflovski may sometimes turn your world upside down…it was always worth it…<3

[lonestatus]

hiii ^-^ 13. Do you get jealous easily? 24. Do you think you'll be married in 5 years? 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? 56. State 8 facts about your body. 58. What are 5 ways to win your heart? 73. What's something sweet you'd like someone to do for you? sorry thats a lot i feel like the #KnowledgeSeeker rn :3c

13. ive answered this one before but yup. not of like people in particular because im a lover but i get so jealous of their circumstances that it comes out as being jealous of them in ways. but theres a difference its hard for me to hate people. im too much of a sensitive materialist

24. not really. in my 30's sure i could see getting married but my relationship experience so far is long-distance dating for a year and then a few almosts so i doubt anything will change suddenly in the next cycle. sad i know but im resigned to my fate

32. as far as im concerned, all love is unrequited love. im so experienced with unrequited love that the smiths approached me for advice when writing their songs. ive got more unrequited love than an yuri anthology. if unrequited love was a girl id stare wistfully at her back

48. genuinely, id be happy for them. like yeah id get sad but i want them to be happy and them being in love with someone else makes them happy so its just obvious lol. like i get that people might confess or view their "love rival" with jealousy but thats not my style. i yearn - not crave.

56. 1. ive got a pretty distinctive scar on my right hand 2. i want to have longer fingernails but i tend to pick at them so they tend to be short 3. jeez 8 questions like what do you want my 3 sizes or something. ummm one of my shins is shaped different from the other for some reason or another 4. womans 11 shoes 5. ive got long legs which makes finding pants a nightmare but sprinting a dream. i guess. 6. since pants are mostly off the table skirts are usually a good option and im a size small for most skirts. shirts im medium but thats because ive got a freak body that womens clothes manufacurers haaaate 7. again freak body so im directly in between a and b cup. pervert 8. i dont feel my hunger usually and when i do i can usually ignore it so im the perfect bhuddist subsisting only on dew and pictures of beautifyl women 9. demon eye

58. fuuuuuuck so many lists. 1. you cant. even trying is a lesson in futility

73. literally just pay attention to me and be within hanging out distance. i dont need much

[landscaping-your-mind]

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: Gen

Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)

Relationship: Tenth Doctor & Donna Noble

Characters: Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who), Donna Noble

Additional Tags: Whumptober, Whumptober 2023, Interrogation, Episode: s04e03 Planet of the Ood, Episode AU: s04e03 Planet of the Ood, The Doctor & Donna Noble are a Comedic Duo, i really hope i’m not pulling a steven moffat w/ this whumptober so thats why i’m going to work, extra hard and maybe burn out idk i just cant make it bad, (do not do this), He/Him and It/Its Pronouns for the Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who)

Language: English

Published: 2023-10-18

Words: 653

Chapters: 1/1

Summary:

The Doctor and Donna are asked to answer a few questions. --- “Oi!” Donna cuts in. The Doctor does its best to not sigh out loud. “Why aren’t you hitting me now?” “Donna—“ “You’d think that in two thousand years we’d’ve solved sexism.” “You getting punched in the face isn’t a win for women’s rights!” --- Written for Whumptober 2023, day 18. Prompt is: tortured for information.

Warnings:

Blood

Slavery (mentioned) (canonical)

Violence

“You know,” the Doctor says, conversationally. “I would be much more inclined to help if you didn’t— Ow!”

He’s punched in the stomach this time — better than the face, it likes this face, and broken noses are always a hassle.

“Leave him alone!” Donna shouts.

“Look, all we want to know is what you lot are planning,” says the man, the Doctor didn’t catch his name and frankly it doesn’t care.

“We’ve told you,” Donna says. “We’re not planning anything, we’re just travellers.”

The man gets all up in the Doctor’s space, who leans away as far as it can. “If you don’t start telling the truth, I’ll hit the girl.”

“Oi!” Donna cuts in. The Doctor does its best to not sigh out loud. “Why aren’t you hitting me now?”

“Donna—“

“You’d think that in two thousand years we’d’ve solved sexism.”

“Well, considering they have actual slaves, I’m not surprised,” the Doctor hisses. “Besides, you getting punched in the face isn’t a win for women’s rights!”

“And you getting punched in the face isn’t a win for alien—” Donna catches herself, right after it would’ve helped.

The Doctor turns back to face the man, dreading what’s to come.

“What do you mean, alien?”

“Just our little joke,” the Doctor responds, laughing nervously. “So odd, must be an alien, right Donna.”

“Yup! Really odd, this one. Way too thin. Kind of strange.”

They would make a good improv troupe. Good at interrogations… not so much.

“What sort of alien are you?” the man asks.

“Not alien!” the Doctor responds. “One hundred percent human!”

The man punches him in the face. The Doctor’s head whips to the side. A drop of blood rolls down his face and lands on its coat.

“Not an alien.”

He’s punched again, and beside it, he can feel Donna flinch.

“Still not an alien.”

The man punches him in the nose again, and the Doctor lets out a cry.

“He’s a Time Lord!” Donna blurts out. She winces. “Sorry.”

“It’s okay.”

The Doctor looks up at the man. He’d say it looks more intimidating when he’s got blood dripping down his face and still has its defiant stare. He hopes it does, at least.

“I’m a Time Lord,” the Doctor says. “From Gallifrey.”

The man seems more confused than anything. Humans and their isolation, anyone else would be at least a little unnerved.

“That’s supposed to make you frightened,” Donna chirps. The Doctor turns its head to give Donna a look and promptly gets punched again.

“Doesn’t frighten me,” says the man.

“Yes, I can see that.”

“Stop hitting him,” Donna shifts closer to him. “We told you, we don’t have a plan, now can we go.”

“No plan,” the Doctor backs her up. “Never got a plan. Just stroll in, me.”

“Then why did you try to free the Ood?”

“Because what you’re doing to them is barbaric, do I really need to say anything else?”

He’s punched again and Donna elbows him in the ribs, which it really thinks is not the time. “Doctor, is there any way you can not antagonise the person actively hurting you?” she hisses.

“Not really,” it responds.

“You’re the worst.”

“You love me—“ he’s cut off by another fist hitting its stomach.

“Leave it alone!” Donna shouts.

“What are you planning and what did you do? How did you find them?”

“Not planning anything, done barely anything, luck.”

The man punches him yet again and Donna blurts out, “He heard them!”

The Doctor deflates as Donna continues. “He’s telepathic, it heard them sing, they were afraid. We’re not just gonna leave them there.”

“Donna,” the Doctor says. “Why?”

“I’m sorry, I couldn’t just let them hurt you.”

“And worse is fine?”

“What do you mean worse is fine?”

The Doctor motions with his head to where the man is talking in a hushed tone over the radio.

“Ah,” Donna says. “Fuck.”