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ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS ON IDES OF MARCH

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i see the vision

nobody tells you this but you can just write a really long fan fiction and then steal adobe indesign and then teach yourself how to typeset and then learn about all the different breeds of printing paper and then spend an hour and 150 sheets of paper printing your fan fiction and then painstakingly fold, arrange, and sew the 150 pages together and THEN glue the cover onto it and then you can have a hard copy of your fan fiction. to give to friends or to one day become an item on a “dubious thrift store finds” social media page.

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@mcrratthing yeah we know

I ❤️ annoying my friends

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i'm going to make a banana bread with chocolate chips. i'm going to live in an apartment with sun in the kitchen AND in the bedroom. i'm going to sleep through the night and not have those dreams that make you heave when you wake up. i'm going to work until all work is done. i'm going to grow something in wet earth. i'm going to read while the kettle boils. i'm going to stop speaking just so that people can tell themselves that i've acknowledged them. i'm going to make cut-out glitter greetings cards like pingu. i'm going to be free and happy and nobody nobody nobody is going to compel me to lie down and die. instead i will stand up and live

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i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice. “hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be

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your memory will carry on.

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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“this is frankie’s first show with us” 😭

pt.2

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Quiet joys w/ Marge

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Pokémon Human Character Tournament: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

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does anyone want to do sidequests together

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Stamp pngs

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Painting of the Maharaja of Indore by Bernard Boutet De Monvel (1929)

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I made a doily.

I used a whitework technique that my grandmother taught me and that is very relaxing to make. My idea was to make something less traditional with this very specific style. Usual patters are based on flowers, sometimes fruits, butterflies and, rarely, some geometrical shapes.

I'm happy that this still looks a bit like a flower at the first glance but then turns out to be something completely different. Drawing the pattern and trying to make it straight was terrible but I'm proud of myself. It's not perfect but useable so I'll gladly share if anyone wants it.

The whole process of making up and drawing the pattern, embroidering (not daily), changing my mind about details twice, cutting out, repairing and washing the napkin several times took about 3 months and 2 weeks.