#yuck 🤮

[high-in-the-tower]

I HATE JOB INTERVIEWS WHY CANT I JUST RUN AROUND IN THE WOODS BAREFOOT AS A LIVING

[superkooku]

The p*rn bots' new tactic !

Now, they take up our tags and spread across the platform. They even have some bots liking their stupid posts !

This is insane !! This is disgusting!

[chloeworships]

She’s jealous and she’s lying… a false witness. This is what they do when they’re down bad and irrelevant.

Ppl of God Justice will be served in this situation

I love B so this is not about her but this photo illustrates all you need to know about this situation.

Anything to try to ruin a man’s reputation.

She’s going to die from cancer ⚰️ because of her evil ways.

SN. A man who once did witchcraft on me to ruin my life and separate me from my best friends is currently sick with stomach cancer. He’s going to suffer badly over the next 2 years until his death. I saw him bleeding from his rectum, another died from Covid-19 and another is on the way out with AIDS and herpes. Shall I keep going?🙃

Please do not play with me or the people I love 💕

People should be minding their business and instead asking God to heal that forever nasty bacterial vaginitis infection

🐟👃🏾🤢

It’s better to just leave us alone than start some ish because I promise you God don’t play about US.

Thank God the BILLIONS are coming LATER where you can’t get your greedy hands on them.

Checkmate ♟️ 🤪😁😎

Who’s unbothered now? You didn’t stop NOTHING.

God’s PLAN

Trust me it’s better to be my friend, than my enemy.

Enjoy your 5 minutes of fame and go back to being irrelevant.

… when those death spells FINALLY reverse♻️

[remusbuzzcutt]

what do you think is peter's favorite food? 😋

spaghetti bolognaise. sorry that’s the first thing that instantly came to my mind. maybe even garlic bread with it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[asphy7]

Miss my boy…

[doctorslippery]

It's like Lovecraft meets Stephen King's Thinner.

[violeteyedkiller]

time to rewatch Hannibal and MAYBE actually get through the 2nd & 3rd season

[zoya-nazyalenskys]

watched the sab s2 trailer and netflix really said siege and storm?

[hog-snot]

[aenreth]

Book unrecommendation! A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J Maas (and probably everything else by her too, though I cannot speak to them because I have not read them because one book by her was one too many)! It's marketed as a beauty and the beast-esque story except the "beast" is just.... a conventionally handsome fey dude in a magically-superglued mask. and then the last third is a hard detour into some deeply uncomfortable "sexy" captivity with a different even more conventionally handsome fey dude. but the lies and abuse are totally okay because he's apparently her soulmate or something! also the writing just sucks and the worldbuilding is nonexistent.

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[sanriolovinglittle]

SEND HELP

IF YOURE GETTING THIS ITS SCHEDULED TO POST DURING MY MATH CLASS IT JUST STARTED ITS 8:15 AND I HAVE TO BE HERE TILL 9:06 LIKE UM NTY MAAM NTY ANYWAY HELPPPP AND ITS BORUNG AND IM SMART BUT I HATE IT ITS ADVANCED MATH with Cal <3 but um ANYWAY ITS SOOOOO BORING AAAAAA AND AFTER THIS I HAVE SOCIAL STUDIES WHERE WE LEARN SHIT THAT ISNT EVEN FUN 🤢 🤮 ANYWAU THEN I HAVE SCIENCE 🧪 ❤️ THE LOML THEN I HAVE WHATS BASICALLY HOMEROOM OR SMT AND ITS USUALLU BORING AF AND THEN I HAVE ✨aRt ✨the second LOML with ma BESTIE and other crush Ky- anyway she’s cool but she’s like straight af I think and I confessed to her and she was like “that’s okay- ;-;” and I was like “…okay bye ;-;” and yeah anyway THEN I HAVE MULTI MEDIA WHERE I HAVE TO MAKE A COW WEEEE SO THATS COOL THEN I HAVE 👹lAnGuAgE aRtS👹 STFU I FUCKING HATE LANGUAGE ARTS BUT CAL’S IN IT SO ITS OKAY IG BUT HE DIESNT EVEN TALK TO ME HE NEVER DOES HES A POPULAR KID AND IM THE WEIRD KID WHOS NEW THIS YEAR WHO HAS RUNORS about HIM AND YEAH AND I MAY HAVE CALLED CAL FCKIN UGLY ONCE COS HIS FRIEND T SAID THAT CAL CALLED ME CUTE BUT CAL SAID NO HE DIDNT AND THEYLL LIE about THAT LIKE ITS A LITTLE GAME AND AO I GOT DEFENSIVE AND THEN THEY WERE ALL LIKE OOOOOO AND THEN T WENT OVER AND TOLD CALS GF HES CHEATING ON HER WITH ME AND TBIS UGLY BITCH LOOKED AT ME WITH A WEIRD FACE SO I MOUTHED THE WORD WHAT AT HER AND ROLLED MY EYES AT HER BACK INTO MY HEAD COS SHE MADE THEM BURN UGLY ASS BITCH BUT ANYWAY YEAH AHDBDJSJSN EWWW MATHHHH AAAAA GROSSS HELPPPP SHEJENE EIEJEKRNJ if you read all the way to here I have major respect for you so comment like 🥕 because it’s like Cal’s hair ❤️ anyway I’m mean to those I love like crushed but I can’t help it cos they’re JERKS MK LIKE AAAA EWWW POPULAR BOYS HSJENEJBEJ anyway if you made it here comment 🥕 bye luvs

[barbylion]

I'm ngl yall kpop dance challenge vids are so embarrassing to me. It's like a clear failure of the direction the industry has taken 😭

[beppadoo]

Confession

I shower more often than the kitchen countertops are cleaned

I tend to shower once a week due to executive dysfunction

The countertops are next to never cleaned

The countertops are filthy and crusted with old food and drink stains

My spouse puts their food directly on the countertops

I hate eating their cooking because I'm cleaner than their food.

[sharlsworld]

⋆⭒˚.⋆ thirsty boy - ʟɴ4 ☆

✿ lando norris x influencer!reader

✿ lando norris is always thirsting for his girlfriend any chance he can get

ᵃᵘᵗʰᵒʳˢ ⁿᵒᵗᵉ ୨୧ i don’t know what this is

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yn

📍miami

liked by lahjay10_ and 3,935,017 others

yn we in this bitch

francisca.cgomes finna get crunk

⤷ lillymhe eyebrows on fleek

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux da fuq

⤷ yn MY GIRLS 💓💞💖💕💝💗

landonorris early…..not first 😞

⤷ francisca.cgomes HA

⤷ lilymhe HA

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux HA

landonorris your so aesthetic i love you

landonorris your so bhad 🤤🍆🍌🍒🍑😫

⤷ yn woah there buddy slow your roll

⤷ landonorris i thought you liked when i went fast?

⤷ carlossainz55 Mate…why do you always do this?

georgerussell63 Slay queen! You’re serving cunty fierce independent girl boss! 😘💖

⤷ yn i’ve created a monster

landonorris HEY! WHOS IN THE 3RD SLDIE?

⤷ yn my girl alex durrrr

⤷ charles_leclerc I miss my girlfriend

⤷ lovely_leclerc AWHHH HOW CUTE

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landonorris

📍 miami beach, florida

liked by georgerussell63 and 925,055 others

landonorris miami w this absolute bhaddie

yn freaky boy

⤷ landonorris yk it baby 😉 all for u

♥︎ by yn

francisca.cgomes bhaddie indeed 😍

alex_albon will we ever get a post not including y/n? even on race post’s you manage to get her in there

⤷ landonorris never this is actually a y/n fanpage if you haven’t noticed

⤷ mclaren Oh we’ve noticed 😅

landolovesyn mclaren is fed up of lando clinging to y/n all day

♥︎ by mclaren

estiebestie there so goals i cannot i am manifesting a relationship like this 😫😫

oscarpiastri I have to deal with these all weekend

hoeforsainzzz he’s so obsessed with her i need that

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who_tf.is_yn

liked by sydney_sweeney and 102 others

who_tf.is_yn erm what the sigma

landonorris first

landonorris don’t act like i didn’t get you all hot and bothered 😘

⤷ who_tf.is_yn cringe ball 🤢

⤷ landonorris that’s not what you were saying last night

⤷ oscarpiastri I know. I hate you both. I will be sending my therapy bill to you two.

lilymhe divorce babe divorce

⤷ landonorris we’re not even married yet?

charles_leclerc That sick bastard

alexandrasaintmleux 🤢🤢🤢 how pervy

georgerussell63 Risky boy 😈

⤷ who_tf.is_yn what the fuck

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yns.no1fan

liked by oscarpiastri and 46 others

yns.no1fan i’m having withdrawal symptoms guys i’m going crazy without y/n

yn girl…it’s been 6 hours

⤷ yns.no1fan that’s 6 hours to long i miss the comfort and warmth of your touch

⤷ yn awhhh that’s kinda sweet 🥹

⤷ yns.no1fan i miss your ass too

⤷ yn there it is

alexandrasaintmleux don’t worry me kika and lily are taking great care of her

⤷ yns.no1fan make sure she eats before 12 or she gets hangry 🥹

alex_albon the only time i ever see you guys away from each other is when your racing or doing interviews

carlossainz55 Let me cheer you up 😉

⤷ yn fuh nah stay away from my man

⤷ yns.no1fan 😈😈😏 oh your getting it tn

⤷ carlossainz55 OK! Gonna go bleach my eyes brb

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yn

liked by leahhalton_ and 7,016,825 others

yn in my own world

landonorris first

♥︎ by author

landonorris can i join?

⤷ yn always

maxfewtrell get a rooooommmm

estiebestie why is lando always horny

charles_leclerc 🤢🤢

⤷ landonorris piss off

⤷ yn so british

lilymhe i can’t wait to see you my girl!!! 💗

⤷ yn i’ve been waiting for you 😇

smoothoperator55 i pray for a relationship like lando and y/n’s before i go to sleep

charles_leclerc Where the hell is my picture credit for the beach picture?

⤷ yn up your ass

⤷ charles_leclerc I don’t see it

danielricciardo Guy this is the it relationship I fear

georgerussell63 Cutie patootie goals I need, Carmen take notes

⤷ carmenmmundt 😐

oscarpiastri I’m tired of this grandpa 😖

⤷ landonorris that’s to damn bad

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bobs.privy_priv

liked by charles_leclerc and 34 others

bobs.privy_priv mukbang out tonight stay tuned dropping at 9pm 😉😇

pierregasly SICK PLEASE NO

francisca.cgomes don’t do this lando.

alex_albon NO MY POOR EYES

carlossainz55 Yuck! 🤢🤮

danielricciardo Do it no balls 😈

⤷ maxverstappen1 Don’t tempt him idiot he might actually release a sex tape

lilymhe fuh nah fuh nah where is the bleach at

alexandrasaintmleux what have you done to my sweet innocent naïve baby girl

⤷ bobs.privy_priv there ain’t nothing sweet or innocent about that girl

georgerussell63 What in the bloody hell did I just witness mate

⤷ bobs.privy_priv greatness that’s what

⤷ georgerussell63 I don’t think that’s it

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landonorris

liked by maxverstappen1 and 4,425,981 others

landonorris i can be sweet guys

yn once in a blue moon

⤷ landonorris what can i say, you unleash my inner dawg 😈😈

⤷ carlossainz55 Please no.

alexandrasaintmleux rarely

carlando there the cutest couple ever

estiebestie everyone shut up lando isn’t being a horny teenager for one

♥︎ by yn, lilymhe, francisca.cgomes, alexandrasaintmleux, and carmenmmundt

charles_leclerc NO PICTURE CREDIT??

⤷ landonorris no your mean to me

oscarpiastri Rare sighting of lando not trying to pull y/n away to the closest room

⤷ lewistearmeup thank you so much for this information oscar

⤷ yn i hate you oscar piastri

⤷ oscarpiastri Forgive me queen

[alienscumbag]

EW this shit NASTY *TOSS*