#your honor ...

[sweetaru1]

funnies of the bird man from earlier this year

fishing memes from the mending arc

strip based on some chat messages between grian and gem

[soft--dogs]

if i put "transgender furry pornographer" under occupation on my jury duty summons do you think they'll pick someone else

[nondelphic]

i swear all writers are mentally ill. y'all keep putting your "beloved" characters through the most traumatic experiences ever just to feel something.

[vannahrt]

Vivienne, I- *chokes* please I- *sobs* I just wish- *gag* I- please I don’t have much- *sob*

Don’t fucking look at me.

[mielplante]

your grace,,,,,

[marsspeedway]

A couple of days ago I discovered that this audio is the first time a computer sang and I simply could NOT stop thinking about V1 singing this to Gabriel and him looking a little disturbed but still finding it cute!!

"In 1961, the IBM 7094 became the first computer to sing, singing this song. Vocals were programmed by John Kelly and Carol Lockbaum and the accompaniment was programmed by Max Mathews."

The YouTube thumbnail :)

[just-a-drawing-bean]

Bunch of Sombra drawings over the last few weeks <3 I've been forgetting to post art so I have a huge backlog I need to queue up.

He belongs to Ghost in the Machine by @venomous-qwille

[cinamun]

Talk to my mom about that | Next

[circusinarun]

Welp... What should i say... Gays

Holly gave Ward honeysuckle as a gift (😏 look for the meaning)

"Y-yeah... That's for you..."

"Oh... Looks weird, but thanks..."

Also! I have a head canon that if they'd ever tried to show affection towards each other, they'll show it the way that their species shows it, leaving another one in confusion

"Hey! Ward! I got you some materials for your nest! I picked the best ones!"

"Erhm... Ok?"

So teegardenians show affection through feather grooming, helping to make nests (?), sharing with treasures they found, nuzzles and churrings. Looks obvious, but Ward just doesnt pay attention to it... You may think that Ward is a tough thinker but...

Holly is not better... 😅😅😅

"What was that? Is that another way you humans greeting each other?"

"Kind of..."

Aaaand Bonus!

"They're gay"

(Thanks Oscar, we didn't know...)

HEEEY! @somerandomdudelmao!! Nice to see ya!

[eobe]

🧶 I couldn’t resist and I waited if somebody does it, but if, I didn’t notice but the more the better! ♥️ – so I need to show you, what my brain brew how to add Wrecker, Batcher and Gonky to the big sweater cuddle pile (Tech still tinkering at this point of the story) and how Hunter reacts to Crosshair’s kicking attack 👀 Did you actually think, Crosshair really can kick Hunter? Enhanced senses! 🪶 Even during sleep 😎 Nice try.

Batcher and Gonky affection attack idea credits to @kark-trooper-echo ☺️ But your head got bumped because of that 🫣

The background and previous story is lovingly listed by @foxwithadarkside here! And not to forget, everything started with this gorgeous Echo piece by @astral-veil

Check out this awesome unplanned artist collab for context and joy! 🤩🫶 Thank you all, it‘s so much fun ♥️✨ Your honor! Additional reblog of this incoming, too!

My personal ALT text mission: (Big sweater collab series part 3) ‚Don‘t do it, Crosshair‘

aaargh edit: I accidentally wrote part 2, but it‘s part 3!

(the mission – 1 ALT text for previous artworks with every new artwork post ✨)

Taglist: @eclec-tech @lonewolflupe @bixlasagna @returnofthepineapple @sunshinesdaydream @covert1ntrovert @general-ida-raven @vrycurious @dystopicjumpsuit

[incorrect-splatoon]

They are not gay-

OH YEAH !? DO YOU HOLD YOUR BESTIES AND THEN TIGHEN THE GRIPS JUST A LITTLE !?

[holographic-mars]

Nobody talk to me I’m thinking about Soundwave and Mainframe friendship again

Soundwave and his little human bff . Don’t talk to me

[generalsdiary]

drunk alhaitham who yaps about the improvements the sumeru education system should make & kaveh, also drunk, attentively listening- the literal most beautiful man in whole of sumeru, with sparkly red eyes, messy blond hair, and a soft blush across his cheeks, with his full attention on the autistic scribe. flustering alhaitham to the point he stops mid sentence, averting his eyes, "oh fuck."

[m00nagedreamin]

so spiderman is usually called “insect” as an insult. like he’s a pest or something

but you all are SLEEPING on the idea of peter being called a bug *affectionately*

like imagine peter parker recovering from a big fight and tony stark just tells him “you did good, bug”

AND LIKE??? come on that’s such a father son moment for them

[professional-d]

Weathering the storm by yourself, sweetheart?

Telepole x sunshower is never not peak. Anyway.