#your honor i love themb

[thedenoftoonsworld]

Garlen: Congratulations on winning, Popka!

Popka: Yes! Everyone knows that I'm the best!

Popka: A champion needs to look his best

Klonoa: That's so uncool Popka!

Popka: Don't worry, I have my prize money. Now bring me all the clothes in this shop!

Popka: ...Oh....

Lolo: You must be very cold.

Popka: I can handle this!

Lolo: Why suffer? This will make you warmer.

Popka: .........

Popka: Forget it.... I AM at my best! Come on Lolo, let's get something good to eat.

Lolo: Great!

I've always thought popka's litle ending story in klonoa beach volleyball was super adorable, and popka is one of my favorite characters so i was inspired to redraw these!✨

[aelijoh]

Music major Catra serenading the jock of her dreams.

[manchasama]

Ooooh I am so pleased with this chapter. It is very fun. The submas server is such a joy to sprint with, I am actually writing!! :>

Hard to Swallow Part 3 (Part 1 Part 2 Part 4 Part 5)

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Lunch with Elesa was rarely subdued.  Today was no different, Elesa animated and practically sparkling as she regaled them with the antics of her latest challengers. 

"So you know what they did?" she asked, mirth dancing in her eyes as she leaned across the table dramatically.  "They just chucked the berry at their Herdier's face!"

"No!" Emmet said, a delighted grin on his face as he leaned into Elesa space.

"Egads!" Ingo echoed, biting his lip to keep his chuckles at bay.  

"Yes!" she said, bopping Emmet on the nose and grinning when he wrinkled it at her.  "I don't know who looked more surprised; the kid or the Herdier."

"With such a blunder, I imagine the rest of the battle was concluded in quick order?" Ingo asked, chewing on his straw as he rested his head on his hands, elbows propped on the table.

"You'd think that, wouldn't you?" Elesa cooed.  "But no, our intrepid trainer didn't stop there.  I thought for sure I'd be able to take out their Herdier with Sparkler before they could recover.  My darling little Emolga was raring to go, but!" she shoved Emmet's face away as she straighten up, "I did not expect the Herdier to step on the berry and slip."

Ingo felt his eyebrows raise, and Emmet rocked backward with a laugh.  "Another gaffe to be sure, but surely—"

"Ah ah ah!" Elesa said, wagging a finger at him.  "That's what I thought.  And sure, at first glance it looked like it.  But you should have seen the look on the kid's face.  I think they'd practiced that clown move!  The Herdier slipped right under Sparkler's attack, and came back with an Ice Fang.  Can you believe it?  Poor Sparkler did his best, but he'd already taken too many hits."  She sat back in her seat with a satisfied smile.  "Honestly it was an electrifying battle!"

"I am Emmet, and I am so jealous!" Emmet cried, flinging his hands up as he rocked back in his chair.  "They sound like a great battler.  Did you tell them to come to the subway?"

Elesa gave him a coy look.  "Weeeell..."

"Elesa!" Ingo boomed.  "You cannot tease us with such an inspiring battle and not recommend them to come test their mettle against us!"  He attempted to give her his most pitiful look.  Judging by Emmet's smirk, it wasn't terribly effective.  As if Emmet wasn't equally eager for such a challenger.  Ingo went back to chewing on his straw, his drink long since finished.

She laughed at their perturbed faces.  "Of course I did, you bidoofus," she said.

"No!" Emmet immediately protested.  "Bad Elesa!  You promised no puns at lunch!"

"I said no puns you didn't find funny," she protested with a pout.  "You love that one!"

"In what world do I like being insulted.  By my very best friend!"

"Every one," Ingo said, Elesa chiming in at the same time "All of them!"

"Betrayal.  Both of you are awful," Emmet grumbled, picking up his sandwich to take a vicious bite out of it.  It did nothing to hide his smile, full of good humor.

"It's part of our charm," Elesa said, reaching over to squish Ingo to her side.  The straw remained clenched in his teeth, and he grumbled a bit as a few drops fell onto his pants.  The good thing about wearing black at least.  He felt the chair tilt under him briefly as his weight shifted, but she released him before he could decide if that was a problem, and he rocked back into place.  "Anyway, it's not like you guys don't spend all day having the best of battles."

"That is because we are smart," Emmet said.  "You have to be good before you get to us!  No, the best!  Unlike you, Elesa."

"But Elesa gets the privilege of seeing all the upcoming trainers every day," Ingo interjected. "How exciting, to be able to watch them grow, and know you were part of their journey!' 

"Aw, you're giving me too much credit Ingo," Elesa said, shoving at his arm.  "It is one of the perks of the job, but I hardly think one gym leader is going to leave that much of an impression on them."

Ingo immediately straightened, feeling outraged on his friend's behalf.  "That is such hogwash! Elesa, what you and your fellow gym leaders do is nothing short of inspiring!"  He hardly noticed the straw fall to the ground as he wound up.  "No matter how great or little success you have, your pokemon journey is one of the most life changing experiences.  And none of it is possible without the gym route.  You remember when you took on uncle Drayden!  How you spent an entire week after your first attempt, training with your Togetic for new and inventive battle strategies.  And how sweet that victory was when you succeeded!

Or when Emmet and I fought Clay at Castelia City gym!  Emmet was so confident when Eelektross had finally evolved, that we charged in without our safety checks.  It took us over ten tries to even make it to their door, because we were so ill equipped to match against the myriad of ground types.  It was a difficult lesson, but he and Eelektross overcame it.  They would not be the two-car team they are today if Clay had not been there to challenge their ideals."  

His hands were flat on the table now as he leaned over, nearly vibrating with the physical need to convince Elesa of his sincerity.

"Elesa, you may not know how many of them you touched, how many of them you inspired to become better trainers, better partners, better people!  But none of them will ever forget you.  They will hold you deep in their heart, and remember the talented and brilliant battler you are, and the greater heights they can reach with their partners at their side.  Especially ones like your young trainer, who go above and beyond to achieve success, who never give up.  Of course you will be remembered!"

Ingo realized he was now standing, nearly half over the table in his enthusiasm.  Elesa's cheeks were a bit pink, though it was half hidden under her hands as she looked up at him.  Emmet had his hands over his ears, but was grinning a smile full of warmth.  As the silence around them grew, Ingo realized he had been...quite loud.  

A flash interrupted his inner mortification, and all three looked over to where a man was hightailing it down the street, camera clutched to his chest as he ran.

"Oooh, wonder what their gonna post about you tomorrow~" Emmet sing-songed.  He lowered his hands to rub them together gleefully.  "I bet it's going to be another breakup headline!  Yup!  Elesa cheating on poor Ingo with his own darling little brother."

"Emmet!" Ingo gasped, affronted.  He flopped back into his chair, sure he was flushed from embarrassment alone now.  

"Nonsense, I'd never dump the sexiest man in Nimbasa," Elesa countered, batting her eyes at Ingo.

"Betrayal!" Emmet howled, launching forward to flop half on the table and only narrowly missing getting sauce stains on his white shirt.  Ingo swore Emmet had some supernatural ability that was only good for keeping his whites white.  "Being sexy is overrated.  Battling is much better."  Emmet had managed to snag one of Elesa's braids, giving it a firm tug.  She smacked his hands away with a laugh.  

"I do wish you would let that drop.  Forever, preferably."  Ingo sunk further down in his chair uncomfortably.  "I cannot believe you both signed me up for that without me knowing."  He reach out and snagged the rest of his sandwich, taking a morose bite out of it.

"I am Emmet, and I had to know the truth," his brother said, not looking sorry at all.  "More people need to appreciate Ingo, yup!"

"Not like that," he groaned, taking a larger bite from his sandwich and chewing in frustration.

"Yes like that," Elesa countered.  "Your thirsty public wanted to see your bare wrists!  The scandal."

"So inappropriate," Emmet agreed with a sage nod.  "Next Ingo will go around without his coat."

"We are not wearing our coats now Emmet," he protested.  

Emmet reached with an exaggerated look of shock, clutching at Elesa's arm.  "My own brother Elesa!  A harlot!"

Elesa snorted a laugh, before dissolving into gales of mirth.  Ingo sighed, but truly did not mind the teasing from his brother.  It had been amusing to see the public's reactions in the magazine poll.  Even better, participation in the battle subway had quadrupled for months afterwards.  He pressed the last of his sandwich in his mouth, reaching out for his glass before remembering it was empty.  No matter, he would remember to pick up a water bottle from the break room later.

He continued to chew, not paying his companions any mind as he mentally went over the paperwork left to do when they returned as well.  It was to be the multi trains this afternoon, a double shift so the regular and super lines would run.  Also—

Also he was still chewing the last of his sandwich, and he realized he really, really did not want to be.  He let out a soft huff as he bit down and stopped the useless chewing.  Would it be impolite to spit it into a napkin?  The thought made his throat seize a little, and he knew it would end with him gagging for a bit.  Not his favorite.  

A glass was shoved into his hand, Emmet's half empty water glass.  He shot Emmet a grateful look, and lifted it to his mouth to take a quick sip.  As always, the act unfroze his throat, and he was able to swallow at last.  He took another sip to rid himself of the feeling in his mouth, before sliding it back across the table to Emmet.

Elesa's voice caught his attention.  "You okay Ingo?"  Her mouth was pulled down in a slight frown as she studied his face.

"Ah, yes," he said, a bit embarrassed she had caught his little episode.  "Merely a...small issue.  It is nothing to be concerned about."  He didn't want to give a false excuse for it.

She let out a little mou of displeasure at the dismissal.  "Maybe so, but I'm your friend!  Was the food not good?  I'm sorry if you were forcing yourself—"

"No!" he said, voice louder than he intended.  She jumped at the interruption, though she smiled at him afterward to show no harm was done.  "No, the food was fine.  Delicious even!  It is a silly failing in myself."

"Ingooo," Emmet drawled.  The corners of his smile were tight in displeasure.  "It is not a failing!  Do not belittle yourself for it."  He turned to Elesa.  "Sometimes Ingo cannot swallow.  A drink will usually fix it.  Simple!  Nothing to be ashamed of."

"Of course not!" Elesa agreed readily.  She gave into a disapproving look of her own.  "What is silly is thinking it's a big deal!  Okay, I'll keep that in mind for next time.  We still have," she pulled out her xtransciever and gave it a cursory glance, "seven minutes before I have to skeddadle.  That's enough time for you—" she reached across the table to tap the back of Ingo's nearest hand, "—to look over my next line up.  I really think I need to switch it up to generate more energy on stage."

"What?" Emmet cried, affronted.  "Why just Ingo?  Why not me?"

"You are grounded from helping."  Elesa tilted her head back to better look down her nose at Emmet.  "Because of last time."

"I was verrrry helpful."

"You told me to wear a jacket made out of your Joltiks, so they could spring out at the last minute like a zappy bomb."

Emmet sat back in his chair with a satisfied look.  "It's such a good idea.  Your jacket looks like many Joltik.  What could go wrong?"

Elesa threw up her hands and looked at Ingo. "Control your brother!"

Ingo nodded thoughtfully.  "If they work as a unit, could it be considered one move under league rules?"

Elesa's shriek of outrage was worth being chased out of the restaurant by a raging super model.  Ingo loved his little family.

(Later, when asked in an interview why she stared carrying around a waterbottle with her normal outfit, Elesa merely smiled and said, "Water you talking about?  It's always helpful to have a drink to share.")

[zeawesomebirdie]

When people find out that Nightwing and the Riddler are together, they assume one of two things: either Nightwing is using their relationship to gain access to the gossip in the Rogues Gallery, or Riddler is using it to find out where and when the batfam will strike next. Nobody believes either of them when they insist that their dates consist entirely of kvetching about the latest Gotham gossip and watching classic movies, and frankly the more insistent they are about this the more sus they appear

[berryblu-soda]

i just went "hehe season 5 you ugly ass dumpster fire i love you :) <3<3<3" and if that doesnt encapsulate my entire stance on this show idk what does jfdhhsdkjfdhfj

[magpie-atelier-deprecated]

they stick a leggie out 💀

[godkilller]

GORE AND THE GROTESQUE DID NOT BRING GIN DISGUST, he gutted his first man when he was still only a boy, and numerous more to come after that blizzard in the Rukongai. By the time Gin joined the ranks of the Fifth, blade dripping crimson in the moonlight, a splash of blood upon a pale cheek, he had a sizeable kill count to justify the rumors, the nickname given to him, of hypponzashi. A boy who carried a hundred blades in one, surrounded by hundreds of corpses.

The idle stripping of meat from bone merely spoke back to the time small hands had to strain and pull to free Shinso's bite from becoming wedged between the ribs of a fallen foe. The subsequent sickening pop when his zanpakuto finally squelched free had him empty his stomach moments later into the damp grass, marking his first and final moment of weakness in the wake of a kill. It did not phase him; Gin was accustomed to the bloodshed and death that surrounded him now.

Maybe he'd snark at the Arrancar about the state of those white clothes, but Gin reckoned it'd mean very little. Not like Hollow were exactly clothed up until Aizen came along, anyway. He was lucky Renji had pants on at the moment. Whilst Renji ate, Gin crouched, curious in observation as the Hollow sought idle understanding. Intriguing, to watch those gears turn to grasp at something so vastly different from oneself. Like a pup tilting its head and twitching its ears to comprehend a new sound -- cute.

❝ Shinigami'll eat similar animals, 'cept they ain't Hollow, 'n some plants that grow in Soul Society. The plants're grown 'n the meat's cooked -- fish're pulled from bodies of water 'n cooked, too, but sometimes can be eaten raw. Kinda like how you're eatin' that Hollow. I hear th' World of the Livin's got way more advanced with their food production, though -- I wouldn't mind tryin' out some of their lil snacks. I doubt it'd give me much energy, if any, though. ❞

continued from here. @monkifuraibo!

[radio-ghost-cooks]

liveblogging my one piece binge: ep 8

spoilers for one piece episode 8 below!

BUGGY AND SHANKS LORE!!!!!

omg they were always stupid

buggy be pillaging and plundering fr

they r talking under the moonlight!!

wait is this how Buggy got his devil fruit powers???

fundanentally different but still besties we love that

oh so thaaaat's why they can't swim

OH. OH MY GODS. BUGGY BABY NO.

thats why he blames Shanks for stealing his treasure. oh my gods.

BUGGY YOU FUCKING IDIOT

i thought it was gonna be Shanks convincing him to eat it. but alas. twas Buggy being an anxious dumbass.

HE DOVE IN TO SAVE BUGGY I CANT-

aughhhhhgehhgggg themb.............

"MY BALLS" im dead. im so immature. im dead

NAMI SPLASHSCREEN!!!!!

i- i lowkey feel kinda bad for Buggy in this one. mans just wants his dream. why must everyone make it hard on him

BUGGY YOUR ARMS. BUGGY YOUR LEGS. BUGGY YOUR EVERYTHING

aww. Shanks's hat. i forgot he ruined it. okay i feel just a tad less bad for him. just a little bit.

"I'll never join a pirate crew!!!! ... ehh you're cool though. yeah i'll join you."

I FORGOT ZORO WAS JUST. ASLEEP FOR THIS WHOLE THING

Luffy is so tone deaf. tempted to give him the honor of the 'tism headcanon

awwww Chouchou!! good doggy!!

Luffy left them some treasure!!!

USOPP SPOTTED!!!!!!!!

[redactedgender]

— ELLIOTT BA SPOILERS —

this is me liveblogging the entire ba. theres lots of screaming. youve been warned.

18+ only obviously

FIRST OF ALL. called this. i KNEW this fucking audio was coming. literally called it. second of all, this is my first time liveblogging so idk if thisll be good or not ahgjsdfkl

OOO DREAMSCAPE NOISESS. i love how twinkly they are

him teasing themmm :(( i love themb

"we dreamwalkers call it 'the ingress'" love how erik drops dreamwalker lore in this ba thats so funny

elliott is so giggly and sweet sounding :((

"yknow, i can judge you on the fact that you have a dream about shopping at a grocery store... [laughs] no, no i will never let you live that down" STOPPP thats so cute him referencing his first audio with them awwweeee

eriks voice acting has gotten so good. like the stutters and imperfections feel like genuine instead of scripted, like hes actually elliott actually floundering for words a little. its sogood

(are you okay?) "no no, i'm- i'm okay" STOPP literally what did i say before. it sounds so genuine and like real

"y'know how some days you just feel kinda... off?" mood king. but also. is this bc of the memory modification brachium did?

"... i dunno. it's just- it's been kind of a weird day ... i mean, i don't even know what i'm talking about ... like you know when you have a bad dream, and even though you know its a dream ... and it shouldn't have any impact on you, but the rest of the day you feel off" HEY NOW. HEY NOW.

"i mean i'm not a huge people person most of the time, maybe its that, maybe hanging out with aaron and his partner drained my battery a little" honestly if i didnt know what the deal was id be like yeah same

"i know we didnt have any dreamscaping planned tonight but i... i didn't really wanna spend the night alone in my head if thats okay. it- it almost feels like... like i miss you?? or like i had been missing you?" BRACHIUM WHEN I CATCH YOU BRACHIUM. SHUT UPPP OH MY GOD :(( thats actually so fucking sad and sweet. like his body and his brain remembers missing sunshine so fiercely but the memories arent there so he just feels off-kilter and like he misses them for some reason WHAT THE SHIT :((

"you havent had a work trip for a while, we spent all night together. you're literally laying next to me in bed in the waking world, like, you're right there! like i could wake up and poke you right now" he is so goofy and silly but not in a guy way and i really appreciate that

"[im a little tired] and maybe a little sappy. i guess i just hadnt gotten my fill of you today" HEHEHEHE...

THEYRE KISSINGGGGGG

"i just wanna be with you rn, and i dont know why ... no, no thats not what i meant!" I LOVE HOW SUNSHINE RIBS ON HIM :(( like they really are just besties who fell in love

i love the way elliott kisses sunshine. if that makes any sense dhjgfshd

"i love being with you [kiss] in dreams, in reality, anywhere. if its you, im happy." when is it my turn god.

"im just the boy next door... the boy next door with a brain that can handle managing the near infinite minutia of an entire dreamscape, flawlessly under pressure, at a labyrinth black certified level. yknow, simple stuff like that" WOW YOUR HONOR IM IN LOVE WITH HIM

"i mean it really is simple when it comes to you. you're there? im happy. you're not? im not. and right now i could use some happy" theyre the cutest couple god im ill abt them

"the dreamhouse- pardon the pun" IM SO EMOTIONAL OVER THAT WAIT :(( HE CALLS THE HOUSE HE MADE FOR HIM AND SUNSHINE THE DREAMHOUSE

"ba-dum-bum!" im making out with him rn

"yeah, well, if you didn't like a dork, you wouldn't have stuck around. cuz i am one, through and through. and you knew that; you've known that as long as you've known me" and when i throw myself into the sea then what. then what

"starting us in the bedroom is a perfectly logical start to the dream" its also a good starting point for me to rail you-

GOD THE WAY ERIK DOES MAKING OUT... like the softer kisses to start, how they slowly start getting deeper as they get more into the kiss..... incredible

THE WAY HE MAKES SURE SUNSHINE ISNT FORCING THEMSELF TO FUCK CUZ HE PUT THEM IN THE BEDROOM :((

i just realized we're gonna get updated elliott Noises. ogh. im so excited

sunshine really does love taking care of him :((

WAIT ARE THEY BLOWING HIM??? THIS IS THE LASKO BA ALL OVER AGAIN. ERIK GIVE US LIKE. SOMETHING TO KNOW WHEN THE LISTENER IS GOING DOWN ON THE SPEAKER DHFJGAFHGS

god his NOISES. hes so vocal n i love it

I LOVE WHEN THE SPEAKERS CALL THE LISTENERS BABY AS A SECOND PET NAME ITS SO CUTE. also. elliott just has the cutest noises wowow

"can i hold your head?" THATS HOW YOU DO IT FOLKS. also babygirl you can pull my hair any day of the week

I LOVE HOW BREATHY HE IS??? also some of his noises are deeper than i wouldve expected from him but i love it so much :flushed:

HE WAS STANDING THAT WHOLE TIME??? GODDAMN SUNSHINE

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAT WAS THAT NOISE HELLO???? THE STUTTERING RASPY MOAN????? WHAT THE FUCK????? THAT WAS THE HOTTEST NOISE EVER WHAT THE SHIT

i just KNOW hes holding sunshine by the head not to control the pace but to steady himself and to have something to hold onto while they suck his dick like a pro

WE LOVE A MAN WHO KISSES THEIR PARTNER AFTER ORAL SEX

"oh god the things you do" SIR IM ON THE FLOOR RN WHAT WAS THAT FUCKING VOICE???????

"is it too bright?" mans has the sun reacting to his emotions thats so cool and also hot

"im looking at you... you look so incredible with the horizon behind you" im going to propose if you keep talking to me like that

"i got the idea from that trip we took up to the lake" ERIK GIVE US SOME FLASHBACKS TO THEIR CAMPING TRIPS PLEASE i would love one where theyre not dating yet but theyre obviously dancing around it god thatd be so good

"all these oranges and reds and purples... eyes shining in the waning light" hes so romantic

"hey... i have an idea" oh?

"howd you like to see that sunset up close?" ARE WE GONNA FUCK IN THE SKY??

"do you trust me?" YES YES YES

THE WAY HE IMMEDIATELY GRABS ONTO SUNSHINE TO REASSURE THEM AND SAYS THAT HES GOT THEM :((

ARE THEY IN A CLOUD???? WHAT THE FUCK???

"you deserve it... everything beautiful and wonderful, you deserve it." god hes so good at making sunshine believe they have worth in this life :((

i love how you can tell when erik is kissing someones lips vs when hes kissing their skin. the noises are so subtle yet distinct and its so good at helping you realize where things are happening. but also... sunshine where are your clothes sjdfhkg

"d'you-do you like it?" HIS LITTLE HESITATION LIKE HES WORRIED SUNSHINE DOESNT LIKE THE DREAM STOPPP :(( hes so fucking cute i cant stand it

"lay back... let the clouds hold you" ok real talk i have a bad phobia of heights (specifically the edge of things) but i would brave my phobia if it meant a hot dreamwalker was going to fuck me in the clouds

"sunset skin... my sunshine" I AM ON THE FLOOR AGAIN THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING :(( i love when he says "my sunshine" CUZ THEY ARE HIS SUNSHINE IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!!!!!!

"can i?" YOU FUCKING BETTER GO DOWN ON ME DUDE

HIS FUCKING GIGGLES?? "okay... then spread 'em a little bit" HIS VOICE IS SO SOFT AND TEASING ALMOST WOWOWOW

erik knows how to make gender neutral oral sex work very well. im genuinely impressed

"so good..." sorry but if someone said that after going down on me i would marry them on the spot

"can i?" YOU BETTER FUCK SUNSHINE RN IM GOING CRAZY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR LIKE FOUR FUCKIN YEARS

GOD HIS NOISES?????????? THEYRE SO LIKE. ROUGH. N ALMOST FERAL. AND SO APPRECIATIVE????

"just a sec... god it feels so good... just to be inside- all the way... together" WOOOOOOOW WOW WOW WOW IM SO LONELY HOLY SHIT HJGSDAHJ

"yeah i just wanna feel it for a sec... all of it... all of you" hes so lustdrunk rn its craaaaaazy woooooow. i mean considering this is the first time theyve fucked in days after the events of the balance (not that they remember it) im sure it would feel overwhelming

"lemme see your neck" god n the way he marks them up...... plus its a callback!! we love a callback!! technically its a callback to two diff things, his first ba and his "dreamwalker bf helps you in your dreams" when theyre on the beach!

"oh yeah.... moan for me" HIS VOICE. HJDFGKFGHKDJ!!!!!!!! ./////. "yeah? its just us, and the sky; let it all out." him encouraging them to be loud?????? what the fuck????????

pleasuredrunk elliott is something i knew i needed but didnt know i needed this badly holy shit

"you look so incredible.... no, no, not just the sunset. the sunset's just casting a light on whats already there" WHOAAAAAAA. THATS SO???? ROMANTIC?????? HOLY SHIT???????

"all the imperfections are what make you perfect. make you real... warm, and real, and here... with me" WOW THATS. YEAH. OW. THAT HURTS A LITTLE

I LOVE WHEN HE CALLS THEM MY SUNSHINE HEHEHEHE

god his NOISESSSSS i cant get over them. he sounds so obsessed with sunshine its crazy.

"no- no let me, let me... i wanna be the one to make you come" AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

i love when the speakers jerk off/touch the listener to help get them close. like its so intimate and hot.

n the noises of him touching them,,,

"yeah, yeah, get loud," SIR??? SIR???????

"feeling me while im..... in you..." the way his voice like dissolves into pleasure is craaaaazy. erik what are you fucking to make those noises??

"throw your head back... let the clouds hold you while i fill you up-" WHOAAAA WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JGHDFKFGDHJKSDGKFHJDKGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"youre tightening down...... now?... yesss, yes sunshine, come for me, come-" OH MY FUCKING GOD??????????????

HIS NOISES????????? FUCK ME????????????

AND THE WAY IT SOUNDS LIKE HES PANTING INTO THEIR NECK/CLOSE TO THEIR SKIN,,,,,, GOD. GODDDDDDD.

AND THEN HE BRINGS THEM BACK TO THE BED. HIS FUCKING SHUSHING AND THE "no its okay, i got you" GODDDD

their aftercare kissing n cuddling. wow :((

"i love you so much, baby... you make me feel so good... you feel so... right. its just easy with you. its real with you, even here, where none of it is.. real. its us. and that makes it- real ... in my arms.. its real." THATS SO FUCKING SWEET WHAT THE FUCK

"i never wanna have to miss you again" SHUT THE FUCK UP ERIK IM GONNA FUCKIGN CRY

"we're forever" THEY ARE THEYRE SO FOREVER LIKE THEYRE GONNA GET MARRIED AND BUILD THAT DREAM HOUSE AND GROW OLD TOGETHER PLEASE ERIK :(((((((

"i love you sunshine" mirroring the end of his first ba I WILL CRY

and the really soft kisses as the audio fades out :((

WOW that was. wow. i mean. what else can i say dude????? that was so fucking good. best ba we've had in easily awhile. holy fuck dude

[mehoymalloy]

also, 26 + 28 for Silga & Untalla (could be each for both or just one abt the other, whichever you feel like)

I'm desperate for more beloved blorbo thoughts. you cursed me and now I suffer, so I must turn the blade back on you.... that sounded far more theatrical than just 'I miss them', sorry.

26. What they would do if stuck in an elevator with [insert character of your choice from the same fandom]

Congrats lucky winner! You get two headcanons for the price of one! As you know, I headcanon that Untalla is scared of deep water, but that also extends to cramped and enclosed spaces in a general sense. Add onto that that her stress response is basically 'stab the stressor til it stops being scary' and she will be climbing the walls trying to find a way out. Like they're going to have a reverse climbing the cliffside moment of Silga using her superior upper body strength to pull Untalla into a bear hug and just refusing to let go until Untalla manages to calm herself down (which she will manage to do relatively quickly, and then be so fucking embarrassed about it afterwards. Not to mention confused because if tight spaces bother her then why the hell doesn't being held tightly and restrained also?? Because it's a fucking hug, stupid, and you are platonically down bad specifically for Silga, it should not surprise you at this point that she's the exception for a lot of your rules.)

Silga, meanwhile, is like 'well shit' and goes into Get Shit Done mode, methodically tackling the problem until it's fixed if possible, periodically pausing to not-so-subtly check in on Untalla and giving her menial tasks to help keep her occupied and distracted.

28. How they feel about [insert character of your choice from the same fandom]

THEY ARE SOME FORM OF SOULMATES, YOUR HONOR.

Silga looks up to Untalla so much; she sees her as so strong and and put-together after everything she's been through, but with that said, she loves seeing Untalla's quieter, more whimsical moments of joy when discovering or trying something new, rather that be Old World knowledge or cultural exposure to other clans.

Untalla would kill without hesitation and with a straight face for Silga. Dramatic, I know, but she takes the good old "your enemy is mine" saying that the Tenakth have so seriously it's a little scary. And even knowing Silga is a grown woman who can protect herself, after everything they went through, Untalla will always have an especially alert but not stifling protective streak for Silga. She also just plain adores the girl. She's smart and capable and a little annoying and the bestest friend she's ever had (Granted she will never say any of this, and any outward sign of these feelings is so fucking subtle, she's too stoic for any emotion that isn't anger lol).

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And because you made me think about them, I went back digging through my Google Docs to find an old WIP. You can see how old this is based on the fact that 1) I've been using Obsidian as my primary writing program for a year now (I should really transfer all this stuff over, huh...) and 2) I used "</>" as my editing brackets, which ended up being inconvenient because TTS reads them aloud.

ANYWAY, have some hurt/comfort because I MISS THEMB NOW TOO, FUCK.

~

Untalla lied in silence, hesitantly running through half-memorized movements, looking for a specific holo she had seen. Not the stylized colors and depictions of the Ten, but real people. Silga had skimmed past it earlier while looking for something else to show her, and Untalla hadn't wanted to ask her to pause. It wasn't that important. But she wanted to see.

So once Silga had fallen asleep, Untalla had carefully picked up her Focus. Untalla had her own, so the holo was likely on there somewhere, but Silga was very meticulous about organization, and Untalla had memorized the shapes that went with familiar sounds, groupings based on category.

FARO PLAGUE

OPERATION ENDURING VICTORY

PROJECT ZERO DAWN

TEN (<insert war name>)

These were only the ones Untalla knew intimately, consumed in a heavy and silent session with Silga, both sitting up late into the night, learning to understand. Sleeping fitfully only to wake up and do it all again. 

But there was a holo in the wrong place, which Silga had played in confusion only to immediately pause and move to somewhere else, 'MISC.'

When Untalla found it, she hesitated. Then she lifted her hand that extra inch upward, watching the light move as if she physically pushed a button though she felt nothing at her fingertips. And the holo played.

<WHAT WILL THE HOLO BE?>

<WHAT WILL THE MEMORY BE?>

Untalla watched until her vision grew blurry, blinked rapidly when it disturbed her, only for something warm to trickle down her temple. It was only once Untalla realized she was crying that her breathing abruptly hitched. Her chest spasmed. Fingers shook as she abruptly reached for the Focus on her ear, her first instinct to stop it from the source rather than press one of the lights projected over her head.

But she pressed the wrong thing. As her fingers fumbled for the relic, the sound suddenly changed. What was initially a tinny little voice in her ear, suddenly became loud, filling the tiny space of their shared home. Untalla couldn't even curse herself before Silga had bolted upright, whipping her head around wildly before landing on her, startled fear immediately melting into confused concern.

"I'm sorry," Untalla gritted out as she sat up as well, still fumbling with the relic at her ear. "I wanted to shut it off but I somehow made it louder and–"

Right as Untalla resolved to rip it away and shove it into Silga's hands, Silga reached out, fingers just skimming Untalla's temple before touching something on the Focus, then the sound was back to the quiet din in her ear, and she reached out with a pathetically shaky hand to pause the holo correctly.

The silence felt stifling in a way it hadn't since Aloy first gave them these relics, since they learned everything. Untalla stared at a <something about the house or wherever (like peeling strip of wood)> as she said, "There was a holo I wanted to see. I'm sorry I used your Focus, I wasn't sure how to find it on my own." When she handed Silga the Focus, she couldn't meet her eyes.

Silga took it gently, placed it back on her bedside table before turning to Untalla again. Untalla could see her facing her in her periphery, though she kept her gaze trained away.

"You're crying," Silga whispered, and damn if the softness in her voice didn't make Untalla cry more. Untalla swiped below her eyes, scrubbing her face roughly before taking a deep breath, face still hidden in her hands. When she dropped her hands and turned her gaze on Silga—on a loose thread in her shirt. Her muttered "I'm fine" wouldn't fool <phrase.>

Untalla took another deep breath, tried to say it again, more assured, but her voice broke. "Damnit," she hissed.

Silga reached out and placed a hand on her knee. "Untalla, talk to me, please."

"It's this holo… it just…reminded me of my parents. I shouldn't have watched it."

Silga was silent for a long moment, before she asked "Do you mind if I watch it?"

"Of course not, it's your Focus."

Silga turned and abruptly lied back down. Untalla watched as her hands flew through the movements, much faster than her own. Then, she hesitated. When Untalla skirted her gaze up to Silga's she found her watching her. "Do you wanna watch it with me?"

"No." Untalla winced when her voice was too loud in the stillness—too harsh.

Then, contradicting herself, she lay back down beside Silga, scooting closer until their shoulders were almost but not quite brushing. Silga tapped something that projected all the lights again, and she apparently adjusted the sound, because when <what/whoever it is> began speaking, it was a soft drone in the night, something Untalla could almost fall asleep to. 

[lovelyhan]

your not bias line having more fics than your bias line reminds me of that one quote "if I loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more." 😭✋ like you love them so much that it's hard for you to capture it in fics maybe? idk i am simply trying to defend your honor!!!! i believe you when you say cheol and wonwoo aren't your biases. but also like they are both fine and beautiful men so who are we to judge you for giving us beautiful gifs that center around them??!?!?

"if i loved you less, i might be able to talk about i more." NAH YOU'RE RIGHT that's exactly how i feel abt my biases (like not just for svt but in general)

I love themb so much i can't put it into words but when i DO... (stares at my last shua fic that's 30k words long)

U're my only friend on here, anon. U n me against my haters 😞

[aquarielle]

I love themb your honor

[skellytonsandstars]

Venti 3 13 19

3: A song that reminds you of them

Ehehe you get three >:)

Thus always to tyrants

Soldier poet king

Hello my old heart

All by The Oh Hellos! :]

13: favorite friendship they have

Nameless bard :> I love themb your honor

I also really like his friendships with Vanessa, Zhongli, Aether and Kaeya, but Nameless bard takes up most of my brain space lol

19: The most random ship you’ve seen with them

Hmm… probably him and Albedo… I also saw ship art of Ven and Kokomi on Pinterest one time…

[zeawesomebirdie]

Headcanon that Dick's favourite movies are all black and white exclusively because the nights he spent watching movies with Eddie were more fun than tagging along behind Batman as Robin :)

Bonus headcanon: the first movie they watched together was My Darling Clementine, and Eddie had to kick Dick out of his apartment at 2am because it was a school night (except Eddie did also help Dick sneak back into the Cave, he couldn't just let his Robin get in trouble with the Bat the night before a big test now could he?)

[crowshapedvoid]

Moths <3

yeag 💗💗💕💕💜🥰🥰🥺

i love themb your honor <3

[2leggedshark]

Your honor I love themb