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Seeing a lot of new people show up in my notes with like "proship dni" or whatever so RENT LOWERING GUNSHOT: IM AN ADULT WHO DOES NOT CARE IF PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMATIC SHIPS, IM OLD AND BELIEVE TABOO FICTION IS SAFE AND HEALTHY, IM AN OLD MAN WHO THINKS IT'S FINE TO HAVE SHIPS THAT WOULD BE BAD IN REAL LIFE, I BELIEVE IN TABOO KINKS AS HEALING PLACES, I DO NOT DO SHIP DISCOURSE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO WRITE ABOUT BAD THINGS HAPPENING TO GOOD PEOPLE WITHOUT CONDEMNING IT IN THE NARRATIVE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO GET OFF TO MAKE BELIEVE BAD THINGS!!! THANKS

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i dont remember drawing this but it did make me laugh like an idiot so 

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We're genuinely so brave for the way we somehow manage to navigate cis society never knowing wtf is going on in their heads at any given time

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Went to Catholic school my whole life and when I was 14 I had to do confirmation classes and since I went to school in a different diocese all the other kids had already done their confirmation and shit and it was weird as hell. I had to commute an hour home and then go to the basement of a church where I argued with the teacher all the time because he didn't actually understand philosophy, basically a protestant, very tragic.

Anyway part of the confirmation class was that I had to go to confession and so I went and I confessed all my sins or whatever but the next day my school also decided we needed to go to confession. So I'm waiting in the line for fuckin ever and then I get to the little confessional and I'm like "forgive me father for I've sinned it's been one day since my last confession" and the priest goes "huh?" And I explained the whole situation to him.

He asks where the hell I live and I tell him and he tells me he actually used to be a parish priest at one of the churches in town, and then he's asking me about priests he used to know and we get to talking about sandwich shops and restaurants and parks and it goes on for 10 minutes or so before we realize there's a whole line behind me so he tells me I don't gotta do anything and I leave.

The kid behind me in line grabs me as I walk past and goes "Dude what the fuck did you do?" And I almost told him what happened but I decided it would be funnier if I didn't so I was like "a lot lol" and he was like "do you gotta do like 10 hail Mary's now or something?" And I said "no it turns out if it's bad enough he just tells you you're going to hell, no contrition no nothing" and this kid was like Uber Christian and I think he felt bad for me forever because afterwards he was way nicer to me

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Does reading a fanfiction count as reading a book

Depends on how long it is.

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the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity

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Chop my head off for this if you want but its pretty weird how people can understand that a closeted trans woman does not have male privilege in the same way cis men do but the moment a trans man is a man people think he is a privileged oppressor who has never experienced a lick of misogyny in his life, and if you think otherwise youre misgendering yourself

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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

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Every time I have a new terrible obsession I do genuinely think about using a sideblog for it, often to the point of actually making one. But every time I'm like. Nah. I should just subject thousands of people to this thing they don't like because it sucks. Smile.

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Dude it is SO FUN and EXCITING to see a reoccurring reader. If you've commented a handful of times on an author's work, I guarantee that they recognize you. You can't imagine how many times I've excitedly informed my friends "the person with the funny cat image commented!" "- anon is back!!!!" and the friends've recognized who I was talking about because I talk about my commenters so often LOL. We love you all!!!

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part of being an ally to trans men is not being a dick to cis men for their appearance btw

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The worst part of moving to MA is that I have to pretend dunkin donuts isn’t garbage because everyone here is weirdly attached to it.

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whoever made that post that's like "depressed people aren't listening to sad music they're listening to wild ones by flo rida at 7 in the morning" has ruined my life. sitting in my car outside work right now feeling like shit emotionally but at least hollaback girl is playing on the radio

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trust your mother’s opinion on people

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warm welcome back

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the fact that nate literally never wraps his mind around “it’s not about the money” is so funny to me. he is a chessmaster who cold reads marks in .02 seconds, identifying their deepest desires and most closely guarded secret weaknesses in order to exploit them, but a client can say directly to his face “i don’t want the money” and he’s like haha yeah sure you don’t pal. lemme just get you a check for a million dollars. why are you pushing it away. what do you mean you don’t want the money

he’s just so used to only focusing his attention on the worst people in the world that, even when faced with the concept a hundred times, “it’s not about the money” is incomprehensible to him. because, for the bad guys, it’s always about money. he just. forgets not everyone is a bad guy.