#your friendly neighborhood edgelord

[izar-tarazed]

that's way too much gold there. I'll fix that later but look at him!

[anarchistartistvt]

Yo

Name’s Spitfire.

I’m no one special, just your friendly neighborhood edgelord furry.

I’m an ex FNF modder who’s moving on to other things. Fled from twitter since Elon has lost his marbles.

I specialize in body horror art and anything that goes bump in the night.

I post art from time to time, or excerpts from my series. I’m very much an adult and I don’t need to censor myself or my work here out of fear some kids are gonna find it.

Hope you guys enjoy the ride.

[soysaucevictim]

Random shit that came up with the co-conspirator.

Begotten!Virgil has probably spilled "just your friendly neighborhood Spider-man" a few times on accident.

He's a nightmare being with spider-y powers. But he's an edgelord aND PROUD OF IT, TYVM.

(Also he has a lot of baggage about Heroes, as it is, man.)

... He blames Patton for this shit. ALL the time. Patton know what the fuck he's doing, being a damn 10 year old be damned. :,D

[frostworkxfiction]

Reblogging bc my stupid phone won't let me copy it correctly 🤬🤬

Thanks, Fox.

Name: Ren/Lotus (Either is fine. Ren is my name though)

Pronouns: He/They

Muses: I have so many spread across different fandoms but I'll just list my Hellaverse muses. Angel Dust (@spinningawebofsin ), Alastor (@southernbornserialkiller ), Velvette (@sinxsugarxspice ), Molly (@noxyoxrbaxbiegixl ), Blitzø (@twistedblitz), Stolas (@feathersofstarlight ), Vox (@rival-of-the-radio) and Valentino (@wolf-in-moths-clothing )

Preference Of Communication: Tumblr and Discord

Experience: I have been a part of the RPC since I was old enough to use a computer tbh. I've been playing here since 2016 or 2017. My first muse was Kaoru Hitachiin from OHSHC but no one ever played with me. So I made Dean Winchester a muse and that was my "claim to fame" so to speak lol

Best experience: I have had so many. So many great threads and I have met so many new friends

Platforms You've Used: an old Pokemon site called Pokefarm, Quotev , Discord and here. Also Google Docs.

RP Pet Peeves and Deal Breakers: My partners not communicating with me, chatroom style RP, First person RP, Not plotting major events and replies I can't do anything with

Plots or Memes: Plotting. 100%. Memes are good to get the ball rolling or if we have a verse already but I definitely prefer to plot.

Fluff/Angst/Smut: I love all three but angst is my favorite to write. I'm your friendly neighborhood edgelord xD

Long or Short Replies: Depends on the thread. I prefer quality over quantity but I also find it's easier to respond to longer replies.

Best Time To Write: When I'm depressed and sleep deprived. Idk why but that seems to be when I get my best work done 🤣

Are You Like Your Muses?: Depending on the muse. I am absolutely like Angel, Blitz and Stolas. Chaotic dumbass but also secretly super sensitive and a little bit ditzy.

Tagged by: @theashen-fox (Thanks for putting the questions up for me!)

Tagging: @because-i-simp , @kirbybooo , @wayward-roleplays , @armandlucienduval and anyone else who wants to

KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER. ( REPOST DO NOT REBLOG ! ) Providing template because I can’t find one.

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Are you like your muse(s)?:

[disturbedbydesign]

I literally cannot get over the fact that some toddler on this website called me an edgelord for writing a dark fic. I’m never gonna stop laughing about this. Meanwhile I’m over here writing an angsty College AU where they DO DRUGS and DRINK ALCOHOL and HAVE SEX! Gonna blow y’all’s tits off with this edgy shit.

[bluffing-badge]

lessons from your friendly neighborhood policeman :)

[puzzlebones]

@the-judge-of-bones​ From HERE

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“Your Bed is comfy and I dunno, maybe I just wanted to visit and hang out with the friendly neighborhood Edgelord”

Of course at his other question he only stretched himself out and sighed. Normally he just ignored this problem, locked himself in his room, and tried to sleep through it. And honestly...that kinda reaction is why he did it..he knew he could be annoying to deal with normally.  

“Aight then Birdy, you got some suggestion of someone better? And don’t even suggest your brother...cause he’s kinda like my brother too, and that’s just gross. And I have no idea where Spaghetti-o is...pretty sure I gross him out anyway”

[ghxstadvxntxres]

falls asleep on the couch --> Chris Flemming

Chris falls asleep on the couch more times than he thinks Zak likes.

makes friends with the neighbors --> Chris Flemming

Chris is your friendly neighborhood psychic. Zak is simply his edgelord husband who minds his own business. 

“Stop inviting people over to our house, Chris, for your psychic readings!” “Can’t help it that I’m so popular, babe!” “I’m going to chain you to our bed!” Zak yells. “Promise?” Chris smirks.

is the adventurous eater --> Zak Bagans

Though Chris is willing to try anything, he has his limits. But, Zak, on the other hand, is a totally different creature. Zak will place anything in his mouth, which worries Chris sometimes. 

“What if it kills you?” Chris asks one night when Zak knocks back a raw quail egg shooter ( a delicacy in Japanese cuisine). “All the more fun,” Zak winks and knocks another shot glass back.

hogs the covers at night --> Both

Chris learned fast when he discovered his husband likes to steal the covers from him. Now, his husband will have to fight him for it. Zak does and begins to hog the covers when Chris falls asleep. They kept doing this for several weeks until Zak offers to just go out and buy another cover for Chris. 

Now they each sleep comfortably with separate covers, though that doesn’t always stop them.

forgets to do the dishes --> Both

Especially after late-night investigations and psychic visits and exorcisms, both Zak and Chris just get too tired to do any chores. The sink will begin to pile up with them until one of them cracks and finally begins to clean the dishes. 

tries to surprise their partner more often --> Zak

Zak tries to, but it sucks when your husband is a psychic. 

Zak sneaks up behind Chris, ready to bounce, but suddenly Chris turns around with a smirk, ruining the moment. 

leaves dirty laundry on the floor --> Zak

It annoys Chris when Zak does it because Chris will sometimes grab a pair of pants that he thinks are his and later it turns out they are Zak’s.

stays up til 2 AM reading--> Neither

They are both too busy doing “other” things at 2am to read. 

sings in the shower --> Zak

It’s the only way Zak takes a shower and Chris will occasionally join, especially when he knows the song. 

takes the selfies --> Zak

Any chance Zak can, he will take a selfie. Chris simply shakes his head. When Zak tries to get Chris in the photo, Chris will duck out quickly before Zak can take the photo. 

plans date night --> Neither

Both men like to just go with the flow and see where the night goes as they make choices as they go on.

“ It’s more fun when you don’t know how the evening goes. Sometimes we end up in bed and other nights we end up passed out on Vegas Boulevard.”

Ah you’re killing me with the feels with this pairing @somewhereontv!!!! <3

Send/DM me a pairing!

[joeborrelli]

A friend asked me:  Hello there, friendly neighborhood Joe!I am wishing to know your thoughts on the subject of the DC's Joker as currently presenting in the continuities, namely the yesteryear revelations of SPOILER There actually being 3 Jokers.Please to be sharing your wisdoms!

Okay. Here we go. First off, I AM going to read it because I do consume most any Joker/Harley Quinn content, even if it's mostly a guilty pleasure these days. When I was an edgelord and I liked him it was fine, but when EVERYONE became an edgelord and I saw how corny edgelords were, I was like NOOOOOPE. I also recognize that I'm going to write a lot of text on something that doesn't really bother me all that much and that matters of taste are purely subjective and the internet is already loaded with hot takes because WHATEVER I AM RIGHT AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS WRONG WRONG WROOOONNNGG (But seriously, comics are all about selective continuity, so play with the ideas however you want and I actually like fun-griping about this stuff so long as it remains fun. Anyway....) Second, I DO NOT CARE for the work of Geoff Johns. I never got why he was so heavily praised because he writes like he's writing the narration for movie trailers. I can almost hear that Inception BWOOOMP sound with every bit of dialogue he writes. ALSO he headed the ship when DC was going their Before Watchmen bullshit and trying to tie Alan Moore's Watchmen thing to their regular DCU, which both narratively doesn't work (Moore always said that people took the wrong lessons from Watchmen) and is a slap in the face to Moore's wishes. Finally, ugh, IT WERE THREE JOKERS ALL THE TIME The whole twist comes from Batman sitting in some God-throne and asking the universe deep questions. The big one he asks is what's Joker's real name. Even ignoring the fact that the whole mystic space setup is way more Green Lantern than Batman (Johns did do some pretty good work on his GL run) then its also weird that Batman doesn't already know. I have always sort of assumed that part of their shared mania is that they're pretty much aware of the backstory of each other's lives. Paul Dini wrote once that Batman and his crew don't particularly care about what made Joker the way he is, only the damage that he causes now. (see attached image) But the big thing that rubs me the wrong way about the whole thing is that it feels like they're replacing the pillars of narrative that support the whole Batman universe. It's an old trick and it's one that just instinctively rubs me the wrong way. When Scott Snyder did his run on Batman, he introduced both the Court of Owls - which Bruce's father's SECRET SON was involved with - and James Gordon's psychopath son. While these narratives fit Snyder's general emphasis on Gothic Horror narratives, they also require that the Batman universe STRETCH to accomodate them. Put simply, how can they keep such major parts of a character's life so hidden? Why are they so behind the scenes that they suddenly pop up with no warning and become THE NEXT BIG THING BATMAN HAS TO DEAL WITH. Put simply, I can believe in a world of bat-ninjas effortlessly ziplining across the city more easily than I can believe in a secret brother because the former has been established over time as the way the Batman world works, while the latter is just a big shock value dramatic twist. And I can also believe in a singular twisted crime genius with a love/hate relationship to Batman, rather than three separate mad psychopaths playing a cup and ball game with Batman. Plus, honestly, it kind of screws with the dynamic between the two. Joker and Batman have had hundreds of fights, hundreds of conversations, hundreds of arguments, and hundreds of tragedies between them. They have real emotional baggage between them, and that makes their relationship appealing. Suddenly I have to figure out which Joker shot Barbara Gordon in Killing Joke and which Joker Batman saved in Last Laugh and which Joker cried in Harley's lap in Brian Azzarello's hot mess cash grab of a Joker comic? Honestly, the whole idea sounds like something a fan fiction writer would come up with. I tend to share my take on the Joker with David Brothers: ===>> My idea about this is that the Joker got stuck in his own gimmick. At first, he’d do something crazy to get someone off his back. It was so outlandish and insane that he had to keep it up, or else people would know he was soft. And when you’ve made a living out of being the hardest man around… you can’t afford that. So, he’s trapped. He can never escape, because escaping means it’s game over. At the same time, Batman is the only one who can save him. The Joker does all this stuff to get Batman’s attention to be put back into jail and away from a place where he has to keep up the facade. I kind of like a pathetic Joker. It isn’t something I’d like to see always, but it’s a very human and believeable take. As far as silent moll Harley Quinn goes… wow! I didn’t think I’d dig the take, but it worked out really, really well. In a way, she was one of the most threatening people in the book, and I think it’s because she never spoke. She’s that Stand By Your Man girl. She’s there for support, and sometimes support means machinegunning a dozen people and skinning a man alive. It’s a little scary, and the silence means we get no insight into her character. We just know she likes luxury and stands by the Joker, no matter what. I’m such a stan for Harley, though. Like I said, nothing I want to see constantly, but a fun little peek into an alternate take. Frank Miller’s not-funny Joker in ASBAR was another one I liked, because it made super murderous Joker into something inhuman, interesting, and actually kind of scary, if more than a little overwrought. I’d love it if Genocidal Kills a Thousand People a Day Joker retired forever. It’s by far my least favorite Joker, and the least original take on the character I can think of. I like a Joker that goes deeper than just “Waheyhey CRAZY! BY THE WAY I JUST KILLED A MILLION PEOPLE BATMAN WHATCHA GONNA DO HUH?” At that point, Batman should just take one for the team and give Joker accidentally beat Joker until nothing’s left but a puddle of blood. That Joker isn’t doing anything but hurting Batman as a character. Someone break his neck or toss him down a deep hole or just shoot him in the face, seriously. And let the Riddler take his place. ===>> There. I wrote it. David, you owe me a beer.

[tris-avila]

Character Explanation/Analysis

^Pillsbury Dough Boy  ^tol smol boy ^cinnamon roll that will hug the sadness out of you ^has magic hands *cough cough* ask dax ^f*cking edgelord on bad days ^your friendly neighborhood cat lady ^sweeter than sugar ^soft boi ^”I’m not trying to fight” ^literally down for whatever ^stardust falls when he blinks ^all the small things ^ooey gooey marshmallow practically breathing romance ^”Chivalry will never be dead” ^*humbly cooks/bakes for/with lovers* ^Cheese King ^*makes bad decisions to try making everyone happy* ^King of giving compliments ^great at oral ;P ^modest bean ^FOB is lyf ^BWG alert! ^*brings 5 cats home in one week* *when someone insults bae: (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿)ꐦꐦ “Hold my f*cking flower” ^we don’t talk about my trauma ^”Live in the now but still plan for the future” ^modern day prince charming ^*too turnt after 3 shots* ^”I can fix that” (cookie for you if you get that reference without looking it up/phoning a friend) ^dId he CreAte flaTtery??? What book is this kid pulling lines from? ^dnt fall for this man. he’ll covr you in sap

[dvrksiider]

The gym parking lot looks like Crait and that’s the mood tonight fam! Anywho, go on and smash that like button for your friendly neighborhood edgelord to bother ya! 

[izar-tarazed]

Old habits die hard. So wherever they went, Ensha would find a wall to lean against, and pretend to be guarding the nearest doorway.

[dealingwithaces]

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The Antagonist Series

The lone wolf stalks away from everyone and lurks in the wood. Alone. And wolfishly.

Stop this. No one trusts the edgelord, you’ll never really be in a place to stab them in the back. Make friends, smile, be terrifyingly honest about being awful but them help them and they’ll set their morals aside.

The reality is that the most effective antagonist is the one the whole town shakes hands with and smiles at and trusts. Well, most of them. And when the day comes that True Betrayal happens, the knife goes deep.

“But you were my friend! I trusted you!”

“Thank you for that. It has been wondeful. But you should have listened when ithers told you i was dangerous. You should have listened when I told you.”

The Dark Evil Edgy Guy With Knives is not going to be a surprise, won’t have the emotional KICK to the guts like your friendly neighborhood healer or shield bro or merchant or cook suddenly turned against you. And people will say they should have seen it coming, it was obvious.

And it will -matter- to them. Because no one is betrayed by a lone wolf that’s as much an NPC in their minds as any staff-created threat. You aren’t betrayed by that which you never trusted. But the person that spent a year or two telling you that the searing light of Evil will consume the unworthy while making you a free meal or bandaging your wounds, the one you discounted as being eccentric?

They’ll talk about that for years.

[noonebutalix]

Spooped

Tmw you watch both Conjuring movies and suddenly your tv is messing up and glitching and loss signals and all you want is to watch cats/kittens get turned to good little fur balls and oh m Y L O R D @friendly-neighborhood-edgelord PLEASE HELP

[soft-cheek]

just your friendly neighborhood Edgelord™

[voidgearing-blog]

sup nerds. your friendly neighborhood edgelord here.

I typically go by Eli around the circles of the internet! My actual name because I didn’t listen to my parents. This here particular edgelord in my repertoire is the servant of a very goody two-shoes master.

If  you wanna plot something, you can hit up my IMs here or shoot me an ask or something. Or you can follow me over on Twitter.

EDIT: I forgot to say I also RP this nerd here.