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Fake ass objectum I saw you telling plushums to DNI
#based off a warning i saw on toyhouse that said “plushie attracted objectum dni”#hate to break it to you but if youre objectum but hate on plushum ur kind of a huge loser not sorry#like not everyones objectum crush is gonna be a computer with a face on it#not that theres anything wrong with that but like#dont be rude to other people for “weirder” crushes yk#objectum#plushum#plushophilia
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I have a headcanon that girls in Natlan (and hey, guys too, we are fair and equal in this house!) obsess over Ancient Names the way real teens obsess over astrology signs.
There's entire scrolls with clickbaity titles like "What His Ancient Name Says About Him" and "Are Your Names Compatible? Read Up on the History to Find Out If You'll Be a Match!"
Ancient Names that can be interpreted as relating to relationships in any way, like "Honest" or "the Protector," are extremely sought after, and having an appealing Ancient Name is basically a one-way ticket to popularity in the dating pool.
So when Ororon debuts as a hero of Natlan and his Ancient Name is revealed to be "Devotion"...
Well, Citlali and the other Night Wind elders seem to have found themselves a brand-new full-time job--on the Ororon Defense Squad. ("Does beating the girls off with sticks count as a misdemeanor?" "Well if you've got problems with how I'm handling this crisis, come handle it yourself, Mavuika!")
Ororon is pleasantly bemused by the entire situation. His field is full of visitors. He's never received so many presents in his life.
But... why do none of these girls want to visit his aphids? 🤔
#genshin impact#ororon#citlali#Natlan#genshin impact headcanons#Natlan headcanons#“Stop taking their bait Ororon!”#“They'll think you're accepting their confessions!”#“But Granny you said it's rude to refuse gifts from others.”#“Aghh! Get over here so I can smack that grin off your face you horrible boy!!”#“Please don't. I won't be able to eat without a mouth.”#“At least practice Stranger Danger Ororon.”#“Don't let them get you to any secondary location.”#“Ororon? Ororon?! NOT AGAIN.”
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#columbo#season 3#publish or perish#man...come on......#youre gonna make him say the quiet part out loud? rude#that is a face that knows you had Everything to do with allen's death
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The cutest reminder ever that the way family works in TSAMS canon is that two parties have to be in mutual agreement that they are family. If one party doesn't agree then they aren't family. Parties can revoke familial ties whenever they want and that means they are no longer family.
"Code Relation" theory is stupid because you're then implying that Eclipse is Sun and Moon's child. Which he isn't. Or that Killcode is somehow Moon's child and his brother at the same time that he's Eclipse, Lunar and Bloodmoon's "father" at the same time that they're Sun and Moon's grand children. Like, we're seeing the issue here, right?
Don't make things more complicated than it has to be. Just accept the fact that family is literally determined by a verbal agreement between two animatronics and nothing else because none of them were born from wombs. That means respecting canon when characters in canon decide that they aren't comfortable being family (like Eclipse) or just straight-up disown everyone (like Bloodmoon). It's okay to have headcanons, but don't try to push them onto canon.
#alex talks#tsams#tsams discourse#the sun and moon show#just respect canon#not everyone has to share your headcanon about how family should work#pushing headcanons onto people and claiming it's canon is rude#and really fucking gross too#let people enjoy canon without having headcanons that they don't like/agree with being shoved in their faces#istg if I see another argument as to why a harmless ship is “actually incest” because of “code relations” I'm going to scream#yes I am staring at the people who are making that claim about shadowplanet#code does not define family in this show have we not learned this already#if that were the case then most of the animatronics would be related because they were made by fazbear and that would be an issue#because a lot of them are dating like bros please open ur eyes and see how this stuff actually works in TSBS instead of#Pretending your headcanons are canon#again#it's fine to have family headcanons and the code relation headcanon but don't push it onto canon#that's so rude and annoying#also do you really think the VAs would joke about shadowplanet if they thought it was somehow incest#in any way shape or form#family doesn't work by “relations” it works by agreement#Solar wasn't family until he agreed to be family#and even then he was like “yeah a distant cousin or smth idk”#idk now I'm just#alex screams into the void#yeah#pop off king
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i shouldn't need to spell it out and yet
friendly reminder that unwanted 'constructive' criticism and useless comments (e.g. i don't like this. i'm confused.) are just rude. and this is true for fics, comics, and anything people are posting online
don't be that person
and if for some reason you decide to say something anyway, be nice about it. It costs nothing to be nice (:
(also note - even nice feedback and comments are hard to get these days. if negativity is all or the majority a person gets, well that's just hell to deal with... and also not a reflection of the author/artist/ect abilities)
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TEAS GUIDE TO ONLINE ETIQUETTE (aka, how to not be an ass)
So, you're confused reading someone else's story?
no -> Hell yeah! tell them that you enjoy it!
yes -> do you feel the need to inform the author?
no -> nice
yes -> did they ask for your opinion?
yes -> then let them know (nicely)
no -> leave them alone -> but it's bugging you? -> will rereading help?
no -> then tough. leave the author alone
yes - go do that -> but it's still updating -> then of course it won't make sense yet, you wallnut
-> still confused -> have you tried looking for a thing called subtext
still confused
-> THEN TOUGH. LEAVE THE AUTHOR ALONE.
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should you tell someone they made a spelling and/or grammar mistake? -> Did they ask to be told?
yes - then go tell them NICELY
no - then leave them alone
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You want to tell someone that you don't understand their work? -> Did they ask for your opinion?
yes -> then tell them (NICELY)
no -> Then leave them alone. No buts. Don't be an ass.
#listen#so many people don't understand the effects unwanted criticism can have on a person#it made me stop writing a fic i loved for years#after i just got the motivation to rewrite it#it's rude#it's unnecessary#and it can really get to a person#so do not#do not#unless someone has made it very clear that they want criticism#say negative stuff about the things people are making#to their face#mind your business#keep your opinions to yourself#don't be an ass#it's really not that hard
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Xantheus just keeps making those decisions huh
#high rollers#rollonsunday#altheya#altheyatde#‘I’ll test that theory’ wow such a good line#I support Xantheus and Ophelia wrongs#It’s so much fun every week watching them make decisions#Of course I miss Xiiki and Xiros but Xantheus and Ophelia are very good as well#My ipad absolutely hated this drawing#The shadows on the face looked so so good and then my ipad crashed (many times) and Procreate just deleted a square of the layer??#deleting most of the good parts of the face#I mean it’s fine i still like this drawing but?? rude? Procreate said delete your art
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#sebmark#mark webber#sebastian vettel#timo glock#seb's face when your husband is rude to your bff#my gif
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Some of you “jokingly” being mean to Dan have taken it past quirky and funny specially if you are doing it to his face. He is not in on the joke you are just being mean and rude. I don’t care if you like Phil more just at least be polite damn.
#this time it clearly made BOTH Dan and Phil uncomfortable why would you make this your meet and greet experience?#you think you are winning points with Phil by being rude to Dan in front of his face?#dan and phil#dan howell#phil lester#phan
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cleo sertori had a fear of swimming since she was a child and nobody considered for a second that getting stranded on a boat in the middle of the sea then falling into a cave system where she had to swim through subterranean water tunnels to the ocean where she had to tread water until a s&r team found them would be traumatic and exacerbate her fear into full aquaphobia
secretly becoming a mermaid helped her get over her fear but to everybody else her being cagey about the pool party and washing the dishes makes 100% sense when they stop for a moment and consider she’s probably terrified
#h2o just add water#cleo sertori#lewis like ‘i don’t know what’s going on with her lately’ bestie you know what’s going on#they were missing for hours#it’s fucking rude that her parents weren’t more supportive like ik it was the 2000s and nobody believed in therapy but it wouldn’t be that#hard to switch cleo from dishwashing to hoovering and bin duty or fucking. yard work. or if it’s about helping out at dinnertime they could#teach her how to cook she could do meal prep#honestly not enough people thought cleo was pretty courageous like she was out there facing her fear everyday#she went through those tunnels she painted her room like the ocean and kept fish she helped emma with her training before the incident on#mako she was trying to overcome her fear every day#also. emma’s parents thinking she had depression and trying to help was A+ parenting but it was also possible that emma was also traumatise#like?? it’s one thing to swim in a pool and be fast it’s another to push against currents while pulling your friend who can’t swim#and the tunnels were long too they almost ran out of air#i think after that her reluctance to swim should make a bit of sense lmao
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girl, the scars are just so slutty... why he gotta do me like that 😩
#what's a higher status than being my favourite character mannnn#he deserves a special throne looking like that 😩#and like when kiri ratted him out for being unpopular and rude during the interview phase for sidekicks... the fic idea is too delicious#imagine being an even bigger pain in the ass like enemies to lovers with pro hero bakugo and you made it into his agency#because of your big mouth and not having any of his attitude and he lowkey resents you but damn is he kinda down for getting yelled at???#GET THE THOUGHTS OUT OF MY HEADDD#imagine fkn that frown from his face hahahaja#where's the holy water#bnha spoilers#mha spoilers#even though it's been a while?? idk#ꫂ ၴႅၴ — winter says
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#so tired of all the posting on the bvcktommy tag having this spirit of spite and antagonism toward other ppl instead of being about the ship#every post is “what are they talking about? this man is ugly?”#“you have to be blind to think tommy was rude”#or some other passive aggressive shit#you realize you can post all these without making it an in your face argument about online strangers all the time right?#you dont have to prove anything to anyone you're literally preaching to the choir#and reminding them the negativity#post whatever you want sure but#pls dont take it personal if i break some mutuals in the near future bc these vibes make me feel on edge all the time and im not having fun
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I think Thorin should be glad he died, because if he survived you know Bilbo is gonna drag is ass all around middle earth to make him apologize to basically everyone they met on that journey for a variety of different things, and I don’t think his pride could have handled that
#‘Sorry I didn’t give you your gold and almost declared war on you’#‘Sorry I didn’t give you your necklace and almost declared war on you’#‘Also sorry I destroyed your barrels and insulted you straight to your face”’#‘Sorry I broke into your home while trying to escape you’#‘Sorry I was hanging on your leg while you were having your annual rock tossing championship’#‘Sorry I was all rude and snappy’#‘And encouraged my people to be rude and snappy’#‘While we were staying in your home and you had just saved us from orcs’#‘Also sorry that I bathed in your fountain naked’#‘Sorry I scared you when I asked where I could find the burglar”’#‘Abd then yelled at you when you didn’t know what a burglar is’#‘And then scared you again by finding you once more to tell me where the burglar lived because I got lost again’#lotr#lord of the rings#the hobbit#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#Thilbo#bagginshield#bard the bowman#Thranduil#Beorn#Rock giants#Elrond#The Shire
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Sometimes i get ask that i dont want to reply bcuz i wanna keep it there forever to read when i want to … 💚
#cried in the toilet today 🫶🏻#got an extremely rude customer#i wish violence is the answer KFKDJSJDJSJD#im ok now but jEEZ#thank u to that anon with the sweet message forgive me i’ll savor your ask for a few days before I answer it okay🥹#thinking about Price REAL FUCKING hard today to cope#he’d immediately punch that guy in the face and then some#break the nose bridge…#ah hem anyways lemme get to the Christmas ask#gummmyspeaks
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#...authors making snide comments at me about style rules that I didn't come up with and also don't like...#like maybe I even agree with you in theory but for consistency we're going to do it the way everything else is done#because you aren't the main character#and yeah I get it. getting my work edited makes me feel snitty too#but you know what I do? I ventpost in the tags on tumblr dot com and then am polite at work#reminds me of when I worked at jersey mike's (sandwich shop) and people would get mad at me about the prices#like please I just work here. do you think I'm Jersey Mike here himself in the flesh? at the cash register??#anyway. maybe he's trying to be funny about it but I have never spoken face to face with this man. we don't have a rapport#so tbh it just feels rude. don't target your frustrations at me sir none of these rules were my idea
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Brody showed up to work this week! OMG!!! Does he want a medal?? Josh Boone has a CHILD and he’s in more than Brody.
And I know you’re going to use the shitty excuse “he’s been in a lot!!!” but that’s bullshit. Why are we praising an adult man for showing up to work.
why do you care? why are you bitching about him being absent? and i know you’re gonna use the shitty excuse “Oh BuT hE HaSnT bEeN iN!” but like…he has been? this message is confusing lmfao do you want him to be in or not? you’re insinuating both. make your intentions clear.
im saying its nice that he’s in more is all. if you don’t like what i post or what i say on MY blog mind you then block me.
also i think you should come off anon and talk to me face to face but whatever. be a coward and use the mask of anonymity to hide who you are. i find it funny all these people who are anti outsiders or anti brody choose to stay on anon. like say it to my face. if i can answer you without anonymity have the decency to say this kind of thing to my face.
and btw i’m not praising him for “going to work” im saying it’s nice that he’s in more and seems to be enjoying his job again. and why do his absence matter so much to you? why does it bother you so much that he’s out and that i post about it being a good thing that someone seems to be finally having fun at their job after a rough patch?don’t put words in my mouth.
so cry about it and block me if you’d not like my content. thank you!
(just figured i’d mention by the way that i’m not saying that if you dislike brody you’re automatically on my shit list. everyone is entitled to their own opinions. everyone is allowed to think whatever they want AS LONG AS IT ISNT HURTING ANYONE. but i do think it’s funny how im the one everyone sends anonymous brody hate to like some of the things you anti brody people say about him are WILD. so yes. i will defend him in the reason that nobody should be bitching about his absences or saying rude things, but i absolutely don’t want it to seem like i’m saying that you HAVE to like him. You don’t have to like him but it’s possible to not like him without being a huge jerk to him or anyone who supports him.)
#seriously if you don’t like what i post block me lmfao no need to send these cowardly ass anon messages that you’re too scared to say to my#<<face#don’t put words in my mouth#rude anon#oh btw stop bitching about his absences because it’s not your business and if you have a problem then don’t be in the community?#i dunno bright idea but if you don’t like someone maybe stop supporting the media they’re in?#and if you don’t support the outsiders then my blog certainly isn’t for you since i run a fairly big account FOR the outsiders#so uh yeah there was no enedbfot me to wake up to this in my inbox#if you don’t like then block my blog#brody grant#i also find it funny that any and all brody hate gets sent to me like i won’t absolutely tear you apart lmao#it’s not even about defending him because he doesn’t need the defending it’s just the reasons yall hate him are WILD#like i couldn’t give a shit less about if you like him or if you don’t because everyone is entitled to their own opinions#but some of the anon asks i’ve been sent about him are insane#like grow up lmao i posted smth on my blog saying it’s good he’s in the show more. so have a billion other people. you gonna bitch to them?#goodbye#fuck off
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Someone on my dash keeps posting really good really aesthetic photos of their inkling at Grand Fest, and I thought it'd be fun to do that too
And then I got really, REALLY distracted.
#Splatoon#Splatoon 3#Splatfest#Finalfest#Grand Festival#grand fest#Splatoon Jellyfish#I'm obsessed with them. As always.#The yellow staff Jellies are currently my favorite y'all are making this whole thing possible and I love you#Inkling sized bounce Jellyfish my beloved where has YOUR model been all my life#*twirls hair*#The baby Jellies as always are the stars of the show#The little one on the No Jellyfish sign with the two adults in the back really get me#And the one sitting on stage. Taking a breather. Most certainly breaking rules#There's a VIP section and I was really hoping to see maybe Captain or 8 up there sense Cuttlefish and Octavio are here#But nope. Just Jellies.#The one with the face covered in ink and the selfie stick vlogging really got to me as SOON as I arrived#I adore them <3#I have a photo as well of those Dongo that are Jellyfish heads as well#They're just not in this because Tumblr is restricting me to 30 photos#Which is Rude.#Sorry it's Emile goes Crazy for Splatoon Jellyfish at 5am yet again
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