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A reminder that it’s ok to take breaks from the craft. It’s ok to step back and not touch your altar for weeks or months while you study and/ recuperate.
Don’t feel like you’re a bad witch for taking a break. You can absolutely overwhelm yourself if you aren’t careful.
I haven’t done a daily pull all month, and I don’t feel bad. I do light a candle daily and burn incense to make sure I stay connected, but I don’t feel an ounce of sadness or remorse for it. My deities are honored other ways, and they understand that life gets entirely overwhelming.
Do not feel bad for taking breaks.
Today’s song is Luminary by Joel Sunny
What a lovely song to listen to. It makes me feel like I’m touching the heavens or flying through the air. Ironically, I first heard this song when I was scrolling the YouTube shorts. A guy was showing AI generated visions of what different Bible verses would look like if we saw them irl. Such a beautiful song.
#witchblr#witches of tumblr#witchcraft#magick#witch community#take breaks#it’s ok to not practice your craft for a little while#life is overwhelming#take a break#your deities will understand#it doesn’t make you a bad witch#SoundCloud
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It's always "Hades isn't bad or cruel, his deeds are just metaphors of the inevitable death" or "Hades kidnapping Persephone represent the premature death".
But when the argument "Zeus has numerous affairs and many children because he represent the fertile rain" is brought up, all nuance is suddenly out of the window and Zeus is just a womanizer who can't keep it in his pants.
#hades#zeus#greek mythology#greek gods#greek deities#cherry picking who should be condemned for their “crimes” and who can be excused because “their action is metaphorical”#just shows your ridiculous hypocrisy#if you're gonna judge the gods at least put all of them on the same standard#or maybe - i don't know - understand that you're not in the place to judge the deities from a different culture???#i admit i used to have a “Hades good/Zeus bad” phase too#but i'm growing out of it because in the end i'm only reading the stories from another country
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This is going to sound negative, but I think Snuff deserves to be the last Discworld book. I mean, Raising Steam is good in certain ways, a fond elegy to the characters and plots a reader has come to know so well. I don't even object to the visceral pleasure of the earlier novels giving way to something diffuse, harder to pin down. (Unseen Academicals felt like this---a wonderful novel, but not actually a victory; just a plot that rearranged matters in an interesting way.) But there's a sort of...ill magic setting in, by the time you get to the scene where Vetinari gives medals to our wonderful shining heroes of the railway.
Namely, they're too good at this.
Vimes uses the Summoning Dark multiple times, and without even the terrified self-doubt he was showing in Snuff. (I have other issues with Snuff, but that was an interesting thread to pull.) Vetinari not-too-discretely points the Black Clerks at a problem, and it is solved; when necessary, he goes undercover working on something he personally considers vaguely distasteful, and yet becomes the center of a folk song. Moist neither sleeps, nor eats nor makes love to his wife (except sometimes, too rarely in his opinion) but rushes all over doing the railways' job for---what? for why?
They're too good, they've climbed too high; Vimes and Vetinari are edging into myth while still being alive, and Moist was already half of a song anyway, has been since he put on the golden suit.
I'm not saying it's not an interesting setup, because strangely it is. But it feels like the start of something, not closure at all, because what else is Discworld good for if not to tackle the fact that everything glowy and laden with awe will not remain such. Because, you know, that's how the world works.
#I don't know if I'm going to read shepherd's crown. if I read that it will be over.#if I never do; it never will.#but I think it would be interesting to pick up from exactly here. to understand that the next generation comes from this.#and what could ankh-morpork's children possibly make#of all this sacrosanct Progress bequeathed to them by their demigod mothers and fathers?#like....what do you do if your dad can just call up an ancient deity from beyond the dawn of time and get information from it#without thinking twice?#you're the daughter of a man who is widely recognized to be a criminal; formerly dead; richer than god#and de facto controls half the city. what do you do? what CAN you do?#how do you become an adult when your parent literally blots out some of the sky?#anyway. thoughts for a friday.#discworld
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There's a LOT of things people do wrong when constructing fantasy beliefs in pantheons of gods, but one of the more specific is having only one god related to fertility and it kind of being just a horny sex thing.
Like you'll have one in the entire bunch whose sphere is listed as fertility and it's basically like Yeah this is the sex one. She's always depicted naked (but not TOO naked because censorship and/or the writer's own skittishness). She's going to have the exact body type epitomized in contemporary western beauty standards and there's usually no chance in hell that she's gonna be fat (unless MAYBE they're referencing 'venus' figurines). Her thing is fertility, which means having sex and making babies. Might be a goddess of beauty or love or marriage too, because these are kinda sex things, but that's probably it. And yeah that sort of thing is virtually nonexistent in real life.
Like the concept of fertility is so fundamentally important to the function of most societies in human history in ways that it is just Not in industrialized imperial core countries. Most people are getting food from stores, and not having to worry about harvesting crops or breeding livestock or foraging for food or having enough animals to hunt, so fertility only really comes up as a concern if you're trying to have kids (and there is certainly societal pressure to have children, but your wellbeing and survival is rarely going to Depend on it). And I think writing only from that perspective and not even trying to learn about WHY fertility is so conceptually important is why you see this trend.
There's no absolute universal statement about how people believe in gods but it's broadly accurate that systems with many deities will Usually have more than one deity associated with fertility, and these associations will certainly include human reproduction but also the fertility of livestock/hunted animals, plants, the land itself.
Some fertility deities may also be heavily associated with seasonal changes or environmental factors that agriculture or foraging is dependent on (spring/summer/fall, seasonal rains, seasonal flooding, rain itself, sunlight, good soil, rivers, wetlands, etc). Some certainly might be related to love, marriage, sex, and beauty, but that's VERY RARELY going to be the sole way the concept of fertility is embodied. And they'll often will have other associations not directly about fertility, or related to fertility in culturally specific ways.
#I think a lot of the time people are using Aphrodite as their sole reference for the concept of Fertility Deity (and even then#not really grasping the nuances of her depiction/worship or place in the broader ancient Greek religious worldview)#Or understanding that she isn't the Only fertility related deity (like jsut off the top of my head there's fertility associations with#Hera + Artemis + Pan + Dionysus + Demeter + Persephone + Priapus and I'm pretty sure I'm missing several here)#Just in general pantheons where there is only one god associated with any given concept are very rare (unless the concept is very specific)#Like a pantheon with dozens of gods will probably have more than one solar deity but might have only one that presides specifically#over a certain crop or something#Also in a wide reaching/long-spanning religion associations might change with time or as a result of religious syncretism#Or gods may be worshipped under specific and/or localized epithets which describe the god specifically as it presides over this#location or the god as it relates to specific parts of its nature.#It might be a little different if you're writing in a context where the gods are a confirmable part of material reality but even then like#unless your gods are extremely active in managing how they're worshipped culture is going to shape their perception.#Also as a side note if you are completely within your power to depict what you want you should probably be okay with depicting#nudity. Like there's always cultural variations in what/how much/under which circumstances nudity is acceptable (and many cases#where personal nudity is not okay but depictions in art are). But the outright refusal to show a Bare Tit or Flaccid Penis even in art is#virtually nonexistent throughout the vast majority and wide span of human history and like realistically speaking there's going to be#Erect Phallus too. Phallic imagery isn't quite Ubiquitous but VERY common across human history like.. You gotta get over it
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Lightning, water, and fire! Like forever before the plot starts. By the time the plot starts, the lightning and fire deities have been subjected to punishment by the two gods that picked them.
Oh (the fire deity) is first to be punished. They basically decide that since they're going to live for a long time, gotta set some long time goals! And they opt to be the wrath of the gods since most of the other deities are too 'soft' in their opinion. So Oh just. Smites humans. This isn't really a /good/ thing and in their defense mentally, they do it to help Ymber since he's the softest of them all. So their punishment by the gods is to be split in two, effectively halving the power of one into two. (Now they are in a male and a female body and use both male and female pronouns apart since they together make they but apart it feels weird to be they. But prior to the split they use they/them. Also the split bodies go by the names Ohiwe and Ohime.)
Fulj is the second to be punished. She falls in love with a mortal woman and that is a crime according to the gods. Mortals and immortals are not to be together and it will only bring suffering to both sides. So her punishment is her memories of the woman are stripped and her body basically broken to the point she can't remain physical all the time.
Ymber, unfortunately, is the one who blames himself for the discoveries and punishments. If he had only tried to restrain Oh more then maybe they would have chilled out and stopped before being punished. If he had only tried to persuade Fulj to not continue seeing the mortal woman so often perhaps she wouldn't have been punished. So he's just increasing the guilt on his shoulders every day that he remains unpunished since the elder gods have both laid down to rest. They can't enforce their laws anymore and none of the deities are keen on harming one another at this point. They just want to continue existing in peace.
#the daily life of a deity sucks#and then ymber falls in love with a human and is like welp this sucks and i understand fulj now#i also would have accepted the punishment for this#and fulj doesnt even remember the woman she was punished for and doesnt remember how she was before#so she is like hey ymber please just go and kiss the weird human i dont even like him but youre being mean by not kissing him#and ymber is just having the worst time of his life being encouraged by someone who used to be so happy#who he also encouraged to be happy once upon a time#also ohiwe and ohime pop up in the water city to bully ymber sometimes but its still in the way of#dude we like you please grow a spine its been a thousand years please grow a backbone and tell us to piss off#and he never tells them to piss off#also fulj has a long braid here but you cant really see it#and she loves to braid ymbers hair and he gets to braid hers when shes giggling and chatting about love#and a short while after the punishment fulj chops the braid off and ymber is like welp my friend is officially gone#and then he cuts his own hair and leaves to go develop his city alone in seclusion#and he sometimes just cuts it really short because hes still sad and soggy and thinks of fulj braiding his hair#and then she shows up one day when hes debating how long its getting and she smiles#and tells him he looks good with longer hair#so he kinda keeps it a messy short then it gets to be medium and he decides he can survive with medium but he couldnt do long again#but once again fulj is the reason for his life choices (and guilt)#also before anyone asks yes all the deities have a collar#its very important actually that they are collared its lore information thanks#and for what it matters - after oh is split both forms are just as tall#theres just two of them at half power but they are both tall
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i love a lot of games but pokémon legends arceus really feels like it loves me
#which seems ironic bc the narrative is all about being punishing and harsh to the player#and you really get screwed over in so many ways#maybe it’s like#the game feels profoundly lonely and quiet#you’re lost and sad and out of place#distant from other people#but despite this the world itself loves you so much. you’ll always have a place in the wild somewhere#your pokémon love you and understand you#there’s so much beauty out there in the world and so many mysteries and fragments to be lost in#life goes on despite your grief#it’s a game where you’re closer to pokémon (both as in regular ones and as in deities) than to other humans#pokémon#legends arceus#pokeposting
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Hades is a lot of things but he was so real for punishing Pirithous immediately rather than humiliate Persephone by letting Pirithous bone a cloud version of her like Zeus did. My guy went straight to the point.
#Hades: who’s your dad again? Pirithous: Ixion. Hades: Lol of course.#greek mythology#greek pantheon#ancient greek mythology#hera x zeus#zeus#hades deity#hades and persephone#hades#persephone deity#persephone#persephades#like ppl find it annoying how romanticized Hades is and understandably so but it’s not out of nowhere tbf
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i love dnd..i love playing heavy utility/support/backfield and i love having three to six attacks in a turn and an insane ac. at heart im a support player ill get my hands on whatever we're missing in a group
#looks at a druid a fighter and a bard fighter. okay cleric time.#i LOVE playing cleric turns out.#though abjuration wizard is still super super fun its a different flavor of support#it's not buffs it's 'i am going to transfer literally all that damage to myself and war caster style succeed my witchbolt concentration'#doing insane amounts of damage while taking damage (+ with temp hp and then just a lot of hp. im taking the tough feat as soon as possible)#aabria iyengar was right these abjuration wizards are craaaazy. but war domain clerics also fuck hard#my abj wiz is very much an experiment in 'what if someone who is not at all suited to this life tries to adapt as well as she can'#the point is that she isn't a cleric. do u understand. she's not a cleric and that's the point it's the. hbbbgbfhb. she's out here#functioning as a combat medic on some aasimar features + healing kits/potions + arcane ward. Look At Me#i also really enjoy playing nonreligious characters in these worlds where deities 100% exist not in a 'fuck the gods' way but in#a way somewhere between 'i'm all i need' and 'i called and no one answered' and 'may or may not go on an insane power hungry spiral and#try to get a touch of godhood' which is in part very due to my own agnostic and people-loving heart and 'haha what if i icarused this girl'#a resentful caution towards gods an immense respect towards religious companions and 'when your god isn't here to help. i will be'#anyway REACTION arcane ward you don't take damage im fine. next turn reaction shield ward's back up. the thing is.#she will drive her hp down. the ward isn't much like it goes past that temp hp. it's 14hp that shit goes down and carries to her hp#but it never drops. any leveled spell puts hp back into the ward. a 1st lvl shield puts it at 2hp and she can use it again#she is not suited for these conditions but my god it is fun to watch. i care her.#i explained that subclass feature to a player that's not in that campaign and said. like. yeah she can take damage. when her ward drops to#0 it carries to her. any leveled abj spell puts it back up. and she can use it and drive her hp down again.#do u understand what i am explaining to u! do you get it! she is and has always been a punching bag!#she was a very valuable asset to the army and the group she was drafted! into. because when she's there. people just don't fucking go down#aside from her. aside from her. AAAAH. she's so cool. she is very smart i am still riding the high of critting every turn w witchbolt and#reacting to ward a party member against a crit that would have dropped him by taking the hit herself. and she didn't break concentration#badass
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I like to think, in any romantic scenario, it was Gale that fell for someone first.
He was the one pining. He was the one who sat there gazing longly at them over the rippling heat of the campfire, fondness in his chest and a quiet want in his belly. He's a tender heart, eager always to illustrate his faith and unyielding loyalty, and it makes him... Well, inclined to stumble head over heels. Of course, he's conflicted after Mystra, still has a hurt that makes him a bit wary to confess to his very quickly-growing affections, but seeing someone's genuine warmth and sincere care for him? That is more than enough to will him to boldly move on. He knows what he feels. He's VERY in tune with his emotions. He wonders on many nights what it'd be like to hold them. To kiss them tenderly. To swallow their breaths. Once. Twice. He watches them laugh as they talk with the other members of the party, and Gale's books on constellations, forgotten in his lap, isn't even half as cosmic as them.
#Ugh. Romantic. Romantic romantic BLEEDING heart romantic.#OOC.#TBD.#Also I know people go all ohhh Gale never stops talking about his ex.#But like understand when he says 'with you I forget my goddess'#It isn't as his lover. It's LITERALLY as his goddess. Mystra was HIS DEITY. His PATRON.#With his lover THEY become his god/goddess. THEY are who he worships. Loves. Dotes. FOLLOWS.#Dude. Think beyond your little boxes... Gale is so Insanely Wonderful.#Never make fun of Gale again. Man is literally saying with his whole chest that he worships you. He will step up to your altar#and pray and pray and pray every second for the rest of his life down on his knees. Happily. Eagerly. You WISH you had this romance.
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Dumb ass Lucifer keeps adopting the qualities of GOD. Whoever the fuck GOD may be and that’s how sick and tired I am of Veronese Design. SOME BITCH ON FACEBOOK EVEN MADE A MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAM NED POST THAT LUCIFER IS BEELZEBUB. NO, motherfucker. That’s how much I don’t understand.
UPDATE 11/24/24: They just work better in their own capacity. Or perhaps 🤔 they work better when you know that they have their own capacity and/or role. There’s certainly many hybrids and all I have to say is THANK GOD that Jesus Christ is OUR LORD AND SAVIOR.
That’s the American way! 🇺🇸
Thank God for CASH APP! For those who are not mobile cash app is the best placeholder.
A note to the unwise: stop selling your soul! I remember I kept getting mad 😡 at these prostitutes. I said I didn’t want or like these prostitutes. I was so angry. Stop selling your soul!
I remember this guy came over here mad as hell at another one of my assets as a whole. However he approached the soul selling issue with respect and dignity. What he didn’t approach with respect and dignity is my Hecate. He just hated my Hecate. Said she had on some facade and that’s why her man left her ran away etc. That nigger ran away because she pieced together his motherfuckering letter to the devil that she ripped apart and threw away, testing her to see if she would piece it together, then that guy told the guy that had power to move her about the issues he had with her piecing together his letters to the devil and instead of my happy experience as a 14 yr old girl in America… I don’t know. I looked at his Hecate and loved his Hecate so much I bought one.
The moral of the story is if you have a problem with your lover or partner and she doesn’t want to fuck you there was always a reason why she didn’t want to fuck you. And holding out on them until you feel better and they satisfy your emotional needs is better than sending them a message telling them why you withheld pussy. And that’s all. I’m never harmless.
I never sold my soul. And I swear on life that I never sold my soul.
#darkness#black metal#deity#demon#demonolatry#herbs#witches' sabbath#lucifer#beelzebub#hope#motherfucking bullshit#I can’t believe you people#alcoholism#love#lover#people#understanding#unknown#go get your shit#you have to pay for it#ronson#acts of service#complimentary#carbon copy#universal#ultimate#interesting
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My dears, I truly do not wish to intrude on your practices. I would, however, like to say, for all those lacking in experience and guidance, that if you believe a major deity is "courting" you (and only you), it is most likely a misunderstanding, or else that you are not speaking with whom you intend.
#it is true that many exaggerate the dangers of working with deities#however#i would like to emphasize that as with any interaction you must understand your boundaries and maintain the ability#to look beyond the stated motives of others#witchcraft#witchblr
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apparently I'm just sillyposting today
I love writing fanfic bc I can just do whatever the fuck I want. Like, the genshin fic I'm writing right now is half "LOOK AT MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS" and half "how many amphithere* traits can I project onto the sea dragon character?"
One side character is fantasy pagan and literally worships the old gods. Which is funny bc the dragon guy is one of said old gods. Imagine if you were chilling and suddenly your deity just showed up one day, flesh and blood, and they were actually an eldritch horror.
#*the amphitere bit is probably only understandable if you know my sideblog but I'm keeping it in anyway bc yeah#if you know what otherkin are there's your context#if you don't uh#favorite dragon#gonna project all my pagan fuckery onto this side character#I love him he worships a deity only to find out that said deity is an eldritch horror
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Not me asking Lady Fulla for help with managing my money and promptly getting my card cancelled 💀
Like alritghty now I can't spend it on stupid shit
#she really said you can't manage your money for shit#peak mom behavior honestly#but that's the thing with asking for a deity's help#because they'll go for the easier path sometimes and if you don't understand their messages they'll get more and more in your face#deity work#norse pagan#norse paganism#heathenry#Fulla
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what if we were both followers of gods and we both took to our oaths with such dedication that we're rejected even by our fellow followers but then we found each other and saw ourselves reflected back in our wanting and needing . and what if we were both morally grey . a ha
#the cryptid speaks#this is the blurb i wrote earlier in class on my CF draft#while attempting to produce a description for their relationship . im so good at writing /silly#listen it's just . what IF we put our oaths above everything . and now no one wants us . and we're ok with it . but THEN#THEN there is someone who understands . do you see . do you see how suddenly there is a Want . want me want me please#dont walk away now there's no one else please . please stay#also your unrivaled dedication to your deity is So . do you want to kill people for the sake of justice and protection together#i cant stop being insane about my writings im really in my hot writer era (i am possessed by the madness and should become an oracle)
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it pains me to announce that if you got fucked over by someone with a mental illness and now you project that mental illness onto everyone mildly strange who you come into contact with
you too are MENTALLY ILL and you need to stop scapegoating others for your problems because you are the fucking problem.
#this is directed at everyone who thought i was their BPD mother cuz im expressive#and everyone who accuses random people they dont even know who havent even done anything bad#of having NPD or BPD vibes#YOU ARE THE MENTALLY ILL ONE IF YOU TREAT PEOPLE THIS WAY#youre the paranoid narcissist bpd haver etc. because this is literally what cluster Bs do by definition#they project the emotional pain and trauma of their past onto everyone around them#thats their entire cluster b disorder and what it does#i hate the discourse around cluster bs esp. npd and aspd which dehumanizes them in this weird way#where theyre turned into like these legendary deities of evil who are no longer human bc of their disorder#no... they are weak humans who are letting their demons run them. its literally that simple.#we're all traumatized but some ppl use it as an excuse to succumb to their demons whilst others act with respect#acting like cluster b are irredeemable or cant be cured or have some ailment that is beyond the plebian understanding#is actually a way to keep them avoiding accountability.#and force people around them into a “oh theyre just like that and they cant change and we have to accept them” mentality#if you have a cluster b disorder youre not specially traumatized and incomprehensible to the normies at all#youre just weak#and a bad person#and you need to get a grip#lol reason 2352852398 i hate psychiatry#it gives people with these disorders a label to identify with and this entraps them further in their fixation#like enneagram when used as a dumb personality quiz does
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#i usually attribute samba to Lord Hermes? yes.#but changing some things up once in a while is awesome.#especially bc i never liked the perspective that one thing belonged to only one deity#yet never followed my own advice lmaooo#anyways#this song made me think of you#Holy Aphrodite#Thank you so much for being patience with me even though i wasnt understanding your messages#and getting angry at you for my own decisions#I will nurture this Love you have blessed me with in a healthier#more respectful way#from now on#I hope you accept this e-offering#from the whole of my heart#to Your Holiness#Khaîré Afrodite
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