#your days are numbered bitch
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#charles leclerc#scuderia ferrari#YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED BITCH#(I will literally be back next weekend I'm going to k-)
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I'll fistfight whatever fucker at ea decided to make kits
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March 2 2023: no
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i mean i pretty much hated the governor at this point anyway but if anything was gonna make me hate him worse it's putting madi in chains i am going to rip his fucking throat out
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PLEASE GEGE GIVE HIM BACKKKKK. The way i found out was so gut wrenching too cs i don't even read the manga ughh😔
#MY BABY#gege your days are numbered#we're literally running out of characters#who's next#pls leave them alone😞😞#except sukuna#that bitch#choso#choso kamo#choso kamo jjk#anime#jujustsu kaisen#jjk#jjk choso#gojo satoru#nanami kento#yuji itadori#jujustu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen choso#sukuna ryomen#megumi fushiguro#jjk satoru#jjk manga#choso angst#itadori#geto suguru#satoru gojo#jujutsu kaisen#gege akutami#pls gege bring them back
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I cannot wait until I am in a place where I can have a kid 99% so I can have a kid to raise and love and care for and 1% because I want to finally get my fucking uterus ripped out of my body since it seems dedicated to killing itself and taking me with.
#ONE KID I JUST WANT ONE KID AND THEN YOU'RE GONE BUCKO#YOUR DAYS ARE FUCKING NUMBERED#NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL OR MY FUCKING PERIOD OR ANYTHING EVER AGAIN#AND I HAVE A WONDERFUL CHILD TO LOVE AND CARE FOR#WIN WIN BITCH LETS GO
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I have to comment again on Ozymandias calling Rorschach a sociopath when he himself was being a textbook Machiavellian trying to basically nuke a densely populated city for possible world peace. Who was willing to manipulate the deep depression and disillusionment of Dr. Manhattan and the relative powerlessness of Nite Owl and Silk Specter to have Rorschach fucking exploded when he wouldn’t stand for inordinate amounts of innocent people to be killed in cold blood. Pot meet kettle or whatever.
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Speaking of said dad, he went on a lil mini 10 day holiday across the country to Perth to sight see nature and go on a boat ride to see some Orcas (he's retired, it's his way of getting out the house and not turning into an old man potato, and comes back with hundreds of photos of landscapes, plants and flowers and points of historical interests to show my Mum and I, with cool facts and stories in a slideshow~)
Unfortunately i was still sick at the time and didn't get the chance to join my mum in dropping him off at the airport, let alone the chance to give him a big 'ol hug before he left- so I drew him this 💖
You can't escape the 'Ken hugs.
#fun fact I actually have mild OCD when it comes to hugs especially with family members#sometimes they have to deal with me hugging them many times over until its right#and if I don't hug them before they leave I get anxious as hell#it used to be to the point of panic attacks- my brain would tell me because I didn't hug them they will die before I see them again#and they would never know how much I love them#Family gatherings are a hug fest- my family and their partners know the moment I bust through the door I must run the circuit#everyone gets hugged and neither of us have a choice in the matter#at least it's hugs and not something else like turning on and off the lights a number or times or closing and opening doors or some such#sure hug OCD sounds nice but when it's been like 5 minutes and 15 hugs it's not fun for either party-it's better these days but it took wor#or running out the door to your sisters car because the hug wasn't right and they're about to drive off and if I don't catch them in time-#-I'd cry for hours feeling dread and anxiety down to my bones until i end up sick and in bed- that's not so nice#the brains a bitch
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HEY, KYUBEY, I WANNA FUCKING TALK
#dreamer talks#no spoilers pls <3#madoka magica rebellion#madoka magica#kyubey#BITCH YOUR DAYS ARE FUCKING NUMBERED
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My silly bimbo ass was wandering around the house listening to Nothin' To Lose and I was so caught up in my horny fluffy daydreams about Gene that I walked right into the corner of a hallway wall and hurt my fucking shoulder.
#Gene fangirls beware#that demon will put a spell on you and turn your little brain into mush!#just wait until i walk right into oncoming traffic while listening to Russian Roulette#kiss#kiss band#gene simmons#kissblr#pookie bear#celebrity crush#god i want him so bad#just quirky things#the demon#nothin to lose#its just one of those days#just fangirl things#just girly things#im a silly bitch#genes rizz strikes again#genes number one nastiest fangirl
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Can people stop saying gen alpha is awful? my kid is four years old ffs and the oldest ones are fourteen - so maybe we could idk stop blaming them? - Because they're like, and I know this is a crazy concept, but they are CHILDREN
#I remember growing up as a millennial and we were also called awful - it still persists and we rolled it into gen z and now alpha#number one thing I hear- they're all addicted to screens!! ipad babies balshsuwhgajags go#want to know why they are called ipad babies?#its not because they are just handed a tablet nope it's because they were born the year the ipad came out#ofc some of them are but hey raise your hand if your parents left you with the tv as a babysitter#and the younger alpha's parents have learned from the mistakes of the older alpha kids parents - you know like every generation ever#omg baby einstein is bad - well thanks for the research - not like we understood when our eyes were rotting from sesame street and barney#and now we know and me and our kids friends parents work our asses off to make sure they don't over do it with screen time#because at the end of the day MOST OF US ARE ADDICTED TO SCREENS#alpha parents just hand them a screen NO BITCH ITS GRANDMA#parent venting#twotaleshomelife
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i also did more applying (and got 2 no's already which....hello autmated email after automated scan through website answers only looking at my school...certificate instead of current grades but whatever)
this means i am now awaiting 21 answers and gotta do at least 6 more letters and search for more
#txts#i made a spreadsheet#3 out of all those places seem good#and 11 are so low on info it can only be bad#like 'we offer 30 days vacation' ah like every other place#some offer NO info#or useful info#just like 'we offer drinks' and 'we sure enjoy working here' bitch tell me my salary and vacation days and hourly days and i am done#i dont need more#'we pay (partically) for your job ticket' ............so like everyone else as well#anyhow what does your salary say? like even for an apprentice/trainee role i need 1k a month to live on my own#and i will NOT go for less#unless its only a bit and one of the#number 1 spots#which arent on nr1 bc of low salary mind you#only one of them had none listed but asked me what i'd expect so they know i want 1k or above#we'll see#this is still hel#*hell#it takes HOURS just to send 15 applications out#AND you gotta dig through 3 different websites to even get all the info#they sure dont make it easy#which is laughable bc those positions are for IT so...like....aight#not a great first impression but aight
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like. Nina listens to Taylor, moderately keeps up with the front-facing aspects of her life, enjoys her quality, has her minor critiques, recognizes her place in the current culture, can set her down and do other things when she wants to, and most importantly knows who Taylor is through her art.
#you cannot engage with Taylor completely casually it doesn’t work#you won’t get to know her#you have to let her in. go on a sunset walk with your headphones in and open your heart to her and just HEAR her#and then once you know who she is you can go from there#but there absolutely is this level of refusing to get to know her#and I am truly (once again) not addressing people who have that door simply closed (my mom! my older sister!)#people whose opinions matter so much to me#but I am talking to the people who wrestle and want to love her but actually hate her and idk. I feel that it is something where—-#well it’s like people isn’t it. you have to get to know her without judgment#and without bias#you have to know her FROM her#(which does not involve Easter eggs OR celebrity headlines if you hate both of those things#and then if you don’t like her you do in fact have to leave without making that other people’s problem#especially Taylor’s!#I am thinking of this girlboss journalist who wrote a piece on Taylor the other day#that was LIVID with Taylor for sharing only positive reviews on her insta story#(as is not only Taylor’s right but literally normal behavior??????????)#and was practically foaming at the mouth about how Taylor’s level of power was getting scary#and it’s like. I’m so sorry for swearing but BITCH#a lot of the numbers are out of Taylor’s control and also NOT REAL. Taylor also DESERVES her success and is simply doing her job very well#and riding the waves of virality she knows how to create in ADDITION to that#also stop worshipping power and money!!!! the way you clearly do!!!!!!!#Taylor is not doing anything with it except her job!!!!!!!!!!!!!#she is also CLEARLY a human being who suffers#SEE HER AS SUCH#and end it THERE#INSANE#turning off reblogs for this one#because I have gotten carried away but wow
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god i love having a little show to watch. literally nothing can beat the feeling of having a little show to watch!!!
#some people go outside and come home like ah im going to continue enjoying this feeling and soak up some offline time it feels nice#i come home like i need at least two screens and four tabs RIGHT the fuck now if i have to think a single thought ill kms#i had a really nice day though! yay outside yay nature yay hiking trails that are so wretchedly uphill ^.^#anyway why hasnt there been new episodes of shows for like a month. i hate when they skip a week bc of a public holiday#like bitch who gaf you air on thursday. fuck your numbers what about ME
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on the one hand im very thankful for microchips because if one of my cats got outside i would be devastated if they werent microchipped and nobody had any way to find me as their owner to bring them home but on the other hand i wish they didnt exist so that i could steal this poor crusty old as shit outdoor cat that i Know has an owner and just keeps letting him out and he keeps getting sent to the shelter because he looks like ass. but if i stole him the vet would scan his microchip and be like hey wait a minute
#txt#gekkering#STOP LETTING HIM OUTTTT omg he had a tag that had an id that was linked to his owners phone number so we were able to text them and be like#um your cat is here and they were like yeah thats fine. and i was like#trying to explode this bitch with my mind#and then the next day he was still hanging around and the neighbors saw him and because he is so yucky disgusting they caught him in a cage#and called the shelter to take him#and i KNOW its not the first time hes been at the shelter because IVE LOOKED AND SEEN HIM ON THERE TWICE BEFORE...#like its obviously also just unsafe but omg it must suck for the poor cat to be picked up and brought to the shelter ALL THE TIME
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Thinking about the ass-whooping caleb is just WAITING to give his brother.
#'your days are numbered bitch'#i just know hes gonna beat the shit out of him when he dies#toh#the owl house#phillip wittebane#caleb wittebane#emperor belos
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