#your cool wrestling aunt

[gutwrenchflowerbomb]

I know I’m older than like 90% of wrestling tumblr but I feel like there’s got to be more people who would appreciate this

Sometimes an idea must be made real in order to finally know peace

[hcsiqs]

Can I make a request where the reader and Caitlin spend the day with their nephews at home

| the right side of my neck

• pairing: caitlin clark x fem!reader

• summary: your sister asks you to babysit at her house so she can go on a date night with her husband, so you and caitlin watch them together

• warnings: nonee

“Go! Go! We got it!” you were pushing your sister out of your house for a much needed date night.

“Just call me if anything happens and I’ll be home right away!” your sister had her feet planted in front of the door.

“Nothings gonna happen! Now go have fun!” you smiled with one final push to get her out of the house. She then continually thanked you as she closed the door and left you and Caitlin to your nephews.

You walked through the hallway of the house, into the open plan kitchen and living room. Your sisters twin sons were sat at the kitchen island eating the pizza Caitlin had pulled out of the oven a couple minutes ago.

“Our friends are gonna be so jealous that Caitlin Clark is our babysitter,” Charlie, the other twin, nudged his brother.

“What? They aren’t gonna be jealous I’m your babysitter?” you dramatically dropped your jaw as you walked beside Caitlin, her hand finding its way to your waist.

“They don’t know who you are Auntie Y/N,” Camden laughed shaking his head at you.

“I mean, I’m The Caitlin Clark’s girlfriend,” you countered, cocking your head to the side with a smile across your lips.

“Mmm that’s true,” Camden tapped his chinned dramatically, “But you aren’t The Caitlin Clark,” he said quoting you. Charlie then immediately joined in agreeing with his brother.

“Whatever, whatever,” you laughed, plopping a piece of pizza down on your paper plate.

“Your Aunt’s pretty cool though,” Caitlin chimed in, her hands resting on your hips while standing behind you.

“Not as cool as you!” Charlie smiled, pointing his finger at the brunette. Caitlin just started laughing, hiding her head in the crook of your neck.

After the two kids finished eating their food you went over to the TV and turned on Back to the Future for them to watch as the both of you cleaned the kitchen up.

You were standing against the sink washing off the tin tray that the pizza had been sitting in. You were looking up every few seconds to make sure the boys weren’t getting into anything. Then Caitlin came up behind you, wrapping her arms around your stomach.

“Hi,” she sweetly said, her head rested on your shoulder.

“Hi baby,” you kissed her hair before focusing on cleaning the pizza cutter.

“They’re so cute,” you could feel her smile against your shoulder.

“Right,” you giggled, your eyes flickering over to the sweet boys on the couch.

You finished cleaning up the dishes, while Caitlin put up all the stuff y’all had gotten out. And once the kitchen was cleaned, the two of you walked into the living room and sat down on the couch.

Both of your nephews immediately went over to Caitlin and tackled her, loud laughs leaving her lips. She started playing with the both of them as you watched from the other side of the couch. All three of them wrestling, Caitlin ultimately letting them win by dramatically showing they ‘defeated’ her.

“Wow! You guys are so strong!” she laughed pulling them both into a hug. They both then settled down and you put on another random 80s movie once Back to the Future ended.

Through the second movie both the boys fell asleep against Caitlin’s chest and you couldn’t help but look at her with pure adoration.

“We should probably put them in their beds,” you suggested, getting up from your seat on the couch and walking over to Caitlin.

She nodded her head, carefully getting out of the boys embrace. She then picked up Charlie, while you picked Camden up and then you both quietly walked through the hallways to take them to their room.

“I can get him if you want,” she nodded her head to the boy in your arms, but you just brushed her off still holding him.

You both then entered the dark room and tucked them both into their beds. You placed a kiss on Camdens forehead and then walked over to Charlie doing the same, as Caitlin watched from the doorway. You then walked over to Caitlin, who pulled you into a tight hug, lifting you into the air slightly.

“I can’t wait to have a family with you,” she smiled, her dimples deep in her cheeks as she looked down at you.

“I can’t wait either,” you smiled, going on your tiptoes to place a kiss against her lips. “You’re gonna be such a good mom Cait.”

“No that’s gonna be you baby,” her hands ran through your hair before she closed the door behind you both as you stood in the hallway.

Your lips pulled into a bright smile before you turned away to hide your blush. Even after being together for years she still managed to make you feel like a teenager, all giddy every time she smiled at you.

You then grabbed her hands from behind you and dragged her through the hallway. She dropped your hands and pulled you in by her waist, trailing behind you until you guys got back to the couch. She pushed you onto the couch and then flopped on top of you.

Caitlin then placed a soft kiss to your stomach, “I’m so excited to have kids with you,” she beamed before meeting your face and kissing you gently. You just giggled at her and agreed completely.

allie’s corner

ok i kinda went haywire at the end my bad…

[icycoldninja]

Hello!! Can I request for a platonic one for the Sparda bros with Nero and V? Like what if the twin have a younger sister who got most of their mom’s features, but still as strong as them. She’s kinda like Nero, stubborn, reckless, but has a big heart and like the twin she got an obsession with video games

Please n thank u 🙏

Yes, of course! Enjoy 💜

Sparda boys + V x Reader platonic headcannons

¤ Dante ¤

-Dante is reminded of you guys' mom every time he looks at you. You're basically a younger clone of Eva, which is both a good thing and a bad thing, because as much as he loves his mother, he is reminded of everything that happened when he looks at you.

-Dante trained you to be as strong as he is, (Vergil helped too) and is glad you turned out to be a badass devil hunter just like the rest of your family.

-Dante loves you, as any big brother does, but, being your sibling, he is obligated to argue with you at least twice a day.

-Will steal your food when you're not looking, especially if it's pizza.

-Sometimes your arguments turn into full on wrestling competitions where the victor usually isn't clear for several hours.

-However, Dante will always be around to play games with you when you want him to.

■ Vergil ■

-Vergil is that overprotective older brother that scares away all your friends and potential dates cause he doesn't trust them.

-He takes very good care of you because you remind him of his mother, whom he failed to protect. He'll make up for it now by protecting you.

-He'll train you to be a swordswoman who is at least half as good as he is so if you're ever in danger and he's not around to help, you can defend yourself.

-You are the only person who can get between him and Dante and stop a fight without getting injured or called deadweight in the process.

-Still, as siblings are inclined to do, you guys still fight a lot, usually over menial things. For instance, Vergil will insist you misplaced his copy of William Blake, you'll deny it, an argument starts, Vergil rises from his seat in anger, discovers he was sitting on it the entire time, and sits back down sulkily as you give him the silent treatment. About an hour later you'll be back on speaking terms.

-Doesn't know how to play video games because he's your boomer bro, but he won't object to being taught.

□ Nero □

-Nero finds you to be the cool aunt, though you're really more like his best friend since you have less of an age gap.

-Plays video games with you all day, every day, whenever you want.

-Is amazed that you have the power to stop an argument or fight between Dante and Vergil and that they actually listen to you.

-It must be because you look like their mom, Nero reasons, and he's right. Also, the fact that you look almost like a carbon copy of Eva means that Nero gets a chance to bond with his grandma and aunt at the same time.

-Loves to spar with you to test your strength and see how well Dante and Vergil trained you.

-Is really more fond of you than he is of his own dad.

● V ●

-V, being the human half of Vergil, knew who you were and had some level of familiarity towards you, but carried none of the brotherly love Vergil had.

-Because the memories he gained from Vergil are somewhat fuzzy, he mistook you as Eva herself when he first saw you and had to do a double take. Then when he saw you and Trish standing side by side, he thought the two of you were twin sisters.

-Does not know what video games are as he's only ever read poetry, but with your guidance, he might learn...someday...when he finally understands that the controller is not magic and that the TV is not a window to another universe...

-Is very glad you're as strong as the Sparda twins because his condition warrants a bodyguard, ashamed as he is to admit it. You, the younger sibling, must now protect her older brother's human half because said human half is trying to protect you.

-V cares for you, and even though he doesn't see you as his sister, he does see you as a very dear friend.

-He will divulge Vergil's secrets to you, and also spill the beans on how this MOTIVATED man feels about his baby sister so you can use it to tease him later.

[judgementdayslittle]

Wyatt Sicks babysitting little you Headcanons

CW: Split up Judgement Day, Little is on Damian and Rhea's side. Wyatt's are in character

Things had been really stressful ever since Summerslam. Ever since Finn and Dominik broke your heart, Mami and Papi had been doing everything they could to help fix it.

They're still great caregivers, and give you oh so much attention and love! But they're only two people, and they have to wrestle on Monday nights. Not to mention they have to deal with th New Judgement Day.

Whenever they would come up to you, Mami and Papi, they would tell you to run off to hang out with one of your many aunt or uncle figures for a while.

You're just a baby, you shouldn't have to see them fight. You don't deserve anymore stress.

You met the Wyatt's on one of those days. Mami and Papi were fighting with Liv and Finn, and you were looking for someone to hang out with.

That's when you stumbled upon the locker room of the Wyatt Sicks.

Of course you were terrified at first. Epically since they had their masks on.

But the moment they heard your whines, they took their masks off (expect for Nikki, cuz she has makeup on) and Uncle Howdy kneeled down on the floor in front of you.

"It's okay little one, we're not gonna hurt ya." He said in a warm tone of voice. "But what are you going here? You're Ripley and Priest's little, aren't you?"

Once you explain to him what happened and why you're away from them, he welcomed you into the locker room with open arms!

Joe, Erick, Dexter, and Nikki are all nice to you too!

They give you snacks and juice and they tell you all sorts of stories!

You have no idea what they mean, but they sound cool!

If you're comfortable with it, Howdy will let you sit on his lap while you rocks in his rocking chair. Of course if you don't want to, he wouldn't force you.

Nikki is the most fun! She has all kinds of dolls and plays with you.

What you don't know is that while you're distracted with Nikki, the other members are plotting against the New Judgement Day for hurting such a sweet little thing like yourself.

Uncle Howdy even lets you hold onto the lantern. You're very careful with it, he told you it belonged to someone very special to him.

Once Mami and Papi find you, they're a bit freaked out to see you with the Wyatt's.

But you and Howdy make it clear that nothing bad happened and that you had a really fun time!

Before you go, Howdy makes it clear to Mami and Papi that if they do anything to hurt you, he wouldn't hesitat to get revenge on your behave.

Of course that'll never happen though. Papi and Mami love you too much to ever even think about hurting you!

You're allowed to hang out with the Wyatt's after that. Though Mami and Papi tend to try to stay close by. Just in case.

[upsidedownwithsteve]

ok hear me out. girl dad steve but the little girl is just so wednesday coded. i cri

the crossover we didn’t know we needed.

Margot had grown into four year old who was incredibly in tune with the world around her. She was smart, creative and amazing at communicating with the people in her life.

She loved the outdoors and her nightlight that shone stars on the walls of her room, she loved her stuffed bat from uncle Eddie and she liked it when Steve played his old records, the snap and crackle of them.

She didn’t have to always be happy about it all though.

Steve’s daughter had taken after her mom in that sense, her little features more often than not, looking a little sullen. But her chubby cheeks and wide eyes made her look more comical than scary, not quite at your level of chilling.

Not yet.

And on this rare Saturday where you’d had to get called into work - an emergency - your boss had said, Steve said goodbye to you at the front door, Margot by his legs, arms wrapped around his knees.

He’d kissed you goodbye, never getting over the feeling of you leaning into him, softening even though you’d spent the morning scowling as you packed your bag with files and lunch - and a tiny mason jar that seemed to be filled with some dirt and what looked like a bone, but Steve didn’t ask.

Margot had granted you a kiss goodbye too, lips pouting ‘cause she hated when you left but Steve ushered her back inside with the promise of a day of fun. At her choosing, of course.

“Alright, sweetheart,” Steve told her, “what d’you wanna do today, huh? We could bake some cookies or visit uncle Eddie? Or, or we could see what uncle Dustin is doing, maybe he’d meet us at the park. What d’you say?”

Steve looked down at the toddler, smiling at the sight of her still wrapped around his legs, chin resting on his thigh as she peered up at him. She was contemplating his options with a somewhat serious frown, a tiny stitch between her brows. Her hair was a still a mess from bed, the curls that formed around her neck and ears staring to look more and more like his every day.

“Can we go t’woods?”

“The woods?” Steve repeated, shuffling forward until Margot got the hint and stood on his feet. “What do you wanna go there for?”

Steve walked as Margot clung, only lifting her when they got to the stairs and the tot squeaked when her dad wrangled her over his shoulder. She clung to his hair as he jogged up to her room, setting her on her bed as he dug for suitable clothes. And a hairbrush, ‘cause you’d have stern words for him if you came home to your baby with tangled curls again.

“Bugs,” Margot said plainly, still staring up at her dad, unblinking.

Steve sighed. “Bugs? What do you want bugs for?”

“They’re cool,” Margot told him, sounding far too exasperated for a four year old as Steve offered a pink and red striped sweater for her to wear. “I don’t like that sweater.”

“But aunt Robin bought it for you,” Steve tried to bargain.

She merely scrunched her nose in distaste, an action that immediately made her look like a carbon copy of you and Steve would’ve sighed if it didn’t make his heart ache.

He was soft. Too soft, Eddie told him, especially so considering he had two girls that were partly made from ice.

“Okay, you pick.”

It surprised no one when the girl pointed to the black pinafore that hung too high for Margot to reach, but as Steve brought it off the hanger, she scampered to find a shirt to wear underneath it.

“But, bugs?” Margot reminded him, throwing a dark, dark green jumper on the floor by his feet. “I need mo’ bugs.”

It was a wrestle to get Margot dressed, the kid not really wanting to stay still as she tried to reach for the tiny net that hung behind her door, mumbling about her ‘bug boots’ at the same time.

“Baby, what do you need bugs for?” Steve tried not to sound too impatient, but he recalled a time when you once led him into the woods. He came away with pockets full of tiny bones and no explanation, and to this day, he’d open drawers in the house to find a little femur or two. “What’re you doing with the bugs?”

“S’a secret,” Margot told him solemnly and there she went again, staring up at him with an unnerving stillness.

“Margot, baby, you gotta blink more,” Steve muttered, barely paying attention as he tried to grab her tiny hand through her sleeve, pulling it through properly. “And you don’t get to keep secrets from your dad.”

The girl fluttered her lashes and Steve hummed his praise before dropping a kiss to her head and searching for the brush.

And when Steve returned to tame her bed head into two pigtails, his daughter just shrugged and mumbled, “I jus’ like bugs.”

[mjfass]

Wrestling legends are like the relatives over for the holiday

Hogan and Flair are the racist and creepy grandparents you do everything to avoid

Jerry Lawler is the creepy uncle not allowed near the kids

Rock is the annoying obnoxious aunt who lies about everything and forces his brand of coleslaw down your throat

Stone Cold is the cool uncle everyone is always happy to see

Mick Foley is like the warm and cuddly Santa Claus of the family

Trish, Lita and Mickey James are the cool wine aunts that always serve

Undertaker and Kane are like those uncles you thought were cool when you were little—until you grew up and realized they're actually terrible people

[annahxredaxted]

Diving into the Sam’s And sweetheart! Siblings Headcannon:3

If you follow me- you probably know that this is in fact my favorite headcannon- so here are some headcannons of the headcannon:)))

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•••

Okay so sam ran away from home- that’s been established.

When he ran away sweetheart was awake- getting water or something, and they caught him. He was sad he had to leave them, but he couldn’t stand their parents.

He’s carried the guilt of leaving them with their parents for 20(ish?) years. They were only a little kid

When Sam left, because of the way his parents/family treated him he realized what would happen to sweetheart if they were there by themselves.

The guilt overwhelmed him but he couldn’t do anything about it.

Present day sam got invited to a pack meeting by tank and he gladly came with them.

When he got there he could have sworn he recognized someone but he couldn’t quite put his finger on it.

Sweetheart saw him and panicked. It had to be a coincidence.

When tank introduced Sam to Milo or whatever sweetheart just stood there, shocked and avoiding eye contact.

They felt like crying. And they almost did before sam asked if they were okay.

“You look a little nauseous..?” Is how he put it.

They mumbled his name trying to recount memories.

His eyes flew open when he realized where/when he remembered them from.

They hugged him and forgave him, said they were never mad at him.

They both cried by the way.

Tank and Milo kinda stood of to the side, confused but happy for their partners.

Sam apologized over and over again and sweetheart threatened to beat him up if he kept saying that.

After a while of them bonding and crap they had long talks on Sam’s porch.

Sipping tea and talking about Sam’s past, what’s going on with sweetheart, Alexis, the shade, Quinn, ect.

Sometimes something will happens and Sam/sweetheart will be like

“That reminds me of when my elementary school teacher threw a ruler At Sam for forging my dads signature.” Or some shit like that; that literally no one else would get.

They frequently get together and hang out.

Sam at first was skeptic that sweetheart dated milo- but now sam and milo are really close

When sam said “you celebrating over there or inspecting their tonsils?” THATS SUCH A BROTHER THING TO SAY

Like teasing your little siblings about kissing and dating and such reminds me so much of Sam!

Milo and sam are great brother in-laws

Because even if I don’t think they are-milo and tank act like siblings and pack=family ect

Sam and sweetheart wrestle all the time

•••

BONUS

• if either of them had kids, they are each others designated babysitters and godparents.

Sweetheart is the cool aunt/uncle they give them the things Sam said no to.

Sam will read his niece/nephew books to go to sleep, like adventures of Tom Sawyer or huckleberry Finn,

but his favorite to read is Oliver Quinn because he likes to do a British accent when Oliver asks for more.

Sweetheart takes their niece/nephew to get deli sandwiches and talk about school.

[purplesurveys]

1926

When did you last drink coffee?  I haven't had any today yet but I am going to my uncle's later for a bit of a coffee-tasting session, so that'll be fun.

When did you last cry? And why, if you feel like sharing.  Two Thursdays ago. It was just one stressful situation after another at work, and while that was happening on its own it was also a day where I seemed to be everywhere doing everything but also nothing seemed to get done / I was only meet with criticisms. At the end of the day when it was just myself and Dev left in the office I finally put my hands to my face and cried.

What was the last beach you visited and when?  The last beach I was in the ~general vicinity of was My Khe in Vietnam but I didn't venture any nearer. The weather was horrible when we went and I knew it was going to 100% ruin my mood if I walked under the sun for anything longer than 5 minutes.

What book do you plan to read next?  I'm reading three books at the same time because all excite me so much I take turns among them hahaha -- they're all books that house a collection of history essays, which explains why I can easily switch from one to another.

For anyone curious, the books are:

Tikim by Doreen Fernandez

One of the Looking Back books by Ambeth Ocampo

Cabinet of Curiosities by Ambeth Ocampo

What fictional character/s remind you of yourself?  Monica Geller except for the fact that I can't cook.

What's in your fridge right now? List as many things as you can think of.  Coffee cake, pizza, eggs, a bunch of condiments I don't feel like enumerating one by one because There Is A Lot, butter, cheese, some veggies, whipped cream, pitchers of iced tea and water, a carton of almond milk for me, a handful of tumblers, the dogs' food. I'm sure I'm missing a few others but this should give a good picture.

If you could have any artist, living or dead, paint your portrait, who would it be?  Monet.

Do you smell anything in particular right now? The ocean scent my reed diffuser is supposed to be, well, diffusing.

Do you make enough money to live comfortably? [can be in combination with a spouse]  Assuming this means living alone comfortably: Live within the threshold of acceptability, yes. Live comfortably, probably not.

What is one thing you like about your appearance? Don’t say nothing!  I like the dimple that shows up when I smile.

What would you like to tell your father?  I'm tired again and I wish I can find the strength to leave. But I'll try to be better soon and hopefully you'll be even more proud of me then.

What would you like to tell your mother? You make good arancini and I wish you could make it again hehe.

Whose was the last wedding you went to? I haven't been to a wedding since '07, for an aunt and uncle lol.

What is your greatest fear?  Losing a loved one. I don't do well with grief.

What is a chronic health issue you deal with, even if it’s minor? Scoliosis.

What was your college major? If applicable.  Journalism.

What new place have you been to recently?  I went to this membership club thingy in Makati for an event.

What are you a geek about?  Wrestling history.

What is something you have no patience for?  Crying babies, screaming toddlers, and disrespectful kids.

What celebrity would you want to go out for a meal/drinks with? Kate Winslet just because I'd know it'd feel normal and not pressuring at all and that she'd be in Cool Mom mode the whole time lol.

Are you happy with your weight?  Yes. My mom called me fat the other night and while it personally stung knowing what Filipinos mean when they use the word fat (i.e. they purposely want to make you feel degraded. Gen X and Boomer Filipinos are really strange in that regard), I realize in the grand scheme of things I really shouldn't care. I'm like a hundred pounds flat and my arms are just no longer bones lmao. Where I am now is so much better than before when I literally looked 16.

When did you last hold a baby, if ever? Whose?  I don't know. I think my cousin Cholo when he was a few weeks old? This was in 2007.

How many cats do you have?  One on earth, Max; two in pet heaven, Arlee and Miki.

How many dogs do you have?  Two on earth, Cooper and Agi; one in pet heaven, Kimi.

How many other pets do you have? We just have the three now.

How old were you when you got your driver’s license?  18.

What year did you graduate high school?  2016.

What is the first number of your zip code?  Nope.

How many of your grandparents are still alive?  Three.

What is your favorite number?  7.

How many kids do you want?  Zero.

How many apartments have you lived in?  Zero.

What age do people say you look?  I don't usually get a number per se but people are just generally surprised and say they didn't expect me to look so young.

Do you feel like your family accepts you for who you are?  I know my sister does. I'm elusive to everyone else because I know they have the potential to get all judgy.

Do you feel like your friends accept you for who you are?  Yes.

Who is the best doctor you’ve ever had?  I've never been to the same doctor more than once, apart from my dentist.

Have you ever been flipped off by a random stranger?  I don't think so.

Do you have a lot of people blocked on Facebook?  Probably, but absolutely nowhere near as many as on Twitter.

Do you consider yourself spiritual?  No.

Do you consider yourself religious?  No.

Are you afraid of spiders?  Little bit, yeah.

Are you afraid of snakes?  If they're venomous.

Does everyone in your family know your sexual orientation?  I don't even know mine.

What is one thing you find offensive?  I'm extremely sensitive about Southeast Asian racism because there's so fucking much of it as it is, even from fellow Asians.

Do you often post about politics on social media?  I do if I have to.

Would you ever want to go back to school?  I'd love to take a course simply for leisure learning, but because they all require theses and all I don't really plan on pursuing further studies haha.

What are three things you are naturally good at?  Writing, table tennis, small talk but only if the person can small talk back. I do not bother if they only give one-word answers lol.

What are three things you are NOT naturally good at?  Cooking, sewing, drawing.

Is your dream to get married and have kids?  No and no.

Where do you hang your towel to dry after showering?  Above the shower door.

If you were the opposite sex, how would you style your hair?  I wish boy-me could pull off Jungkook's bob cut. That man's babygirl era felt like a fever dream and I was so bummed when it ended :')

Last person you hugged?  Maybe Angela?

How is the weather right now?  31C.

Are you missing someone?  My dad, but that's a constant feeling.

What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?  Namjoon's my lockscreen and the whole gang of 7 is my home screen.

What do you have handy at your bedside?  Katinko, a notepad, a few pens.

What is your dad's middle name? Nope.

What is your mom's middle name?  Nopes.

First thing you'll save in a fire?  Phone in pocket then rush to get all the animals.

[thethistlegirlwrites]

Reunions

“I’m gonna scare them,” Joey says, fingers twisting in the hem of her shirt.

“No you’re not. They’ve seen your fangs on the video calls.”

“I don’t move right anymore. I’m cold.” She looks up at him. “They’ve seen too many dead people already.”

“Yeah, and they got you back.” Nico folds a hand over hers. “You’ve been doin’ all this so you can see them face to face. So you can hold them. And you’ve been doin’ great.”

She shakes her head. “This isn’t…this isn’t like I’m some kind of addict who lost custody. I didn’t do something bad. I am something bad.”

“How many times do I hafta tell ya, Joey. You’re just a vampire. You decide what kinda one you are.” He grins lopsidedly. “Besides, if that’s what you are, what does that make me?”

“Oh. Oh. I’m sorry.” 

“No hurt feelings here. We’re people, Joey. Messy and full of all kinda contradictions. We all gotta live with it.”

“Well, you know, we’re not actually living.”

“That’s the spirit. Now get in there before we run outta visiting hours.” He pats her shoulder. 

Joey smiles at him and then steps through the door, and is instantly tackled by a petite girl with pink ends on her braids. 

“Hola, mi rayo del sol.” Joey wraps her arms tentatively around the girl, pressing her lips to her head before looking up at a curly-haired boy who’s all awkward gangly limbs. “Y mi tortuga.”

“Todavía eres horrible,” The boy says, but wraps his arms around both of them, and the door closes with a hiss of the seal locking it down.

Nico turns away from the glass. He’s supposed to be supervising the visit, but he can still do that and make a phone call too. Their hunter liaison is in the room, even if right now he’s talking to the aunt about something to do with the tattoos spiraling up his right arm.

The number he dials rings through to a voicemail. 

“You’ve reached Ricky Pontevecchio. I’m probably in class or on a dive. Leave your name and number and I’ll call you back as soon as I can.”

The voicemail box is never full.

Nico doesn’t know if that’s because Ricky is listening to his messages, or deleting them outright as soon as he sees who left them.

“Hey Ricky, it’s me. Again. Just wanted to check in, see how things are going. Sounds like you’re doing field work now. The dives out here have gotta be cool, right? Way better than that nasty beach at Coney Island you wanted to go to every year for your birthday.” He looks back through the glass. Olivia is showing Joey her dyed hair, and Mauricio is pulling sketches out of a flat sort of briefcase, all bright colors and sharp edges and huge-eyed characters.

Joey is squashed in between the two of them, smiling and laughing, un-self-conscious about the teeth.

He was right, she just needed to get in there, and she forgot everything she was worried about as soon as those kids accepted her for who she is now.

They’re doing just fine.

“I’d love to hear all about it sometime, if you wanna talk. It’s still 310-555-2876. I’ve got the phone on me at work, and I’m the boss, so I can always pick up and talk to ya. And I’m a light sleeper so don’t worry about wakin’ me up calling during the day, okay?” 

There’s a thud from inside the room, and he whips back to the window. Everyone’s laughing, and Mauricio is holding Joey’s hand up like a wrestling match winner, shaking his other hand out.

He flicks the switch on the wall to bring the intercom online, and hears just enough to realize that Joey just won her first arm wrestling match with Mauricio in four years. 

He turns it off again. 

“Ricky, I just wanna hear how you’re doing. Don’t even wanna see you, if that’s not what you want.” He leans on the wall, sniffing in a breath and wiping the back of his hand over his eyes. “I swear to God,” he coughs when the word burns his throat, “all I want is to know you’re okay. I never shoulda hurt you, and I’m sorry. I’m so sorry, kiddo.” He swallows. “I know why you hate me. I wish I’d never given you a reason to. But I’d like to give you a reason to trust me again, if you wanna…”

The message system screeches in his ear, telling him he’s run out of time. That he can press pound to start the message again or hang up to save it.

He snaps the phone shut and leans on the wall.

His elbow must have hit the intercom, because he can hear Joey singing softly, Mauricio joining in slightly off key, Olivia humming along. 

He looks up just enough to see the time on his watch. There’s twenty-three minutes of visiting hours left. 

He can get himself together before Joey comes back. With any luck, she’ll be so excited the visit went well that she won’t notice if he’s not looking right at her or if his eyes are a little too shiny. He can keep her talking about her family and she won’t hear enough of his voice to notice it’s choked and shuddery.

He turns around, slides down the wall, rests his head in his hands, and lets himself cry.

He can help Joey get her family back. He’s helped two other vampires do the same. He’s good at it. Knows what they need to hear when, how to personalize the ways they learn to control their hunger and instincts. He all but promises them that when they’re done in the mentor program, the people they love most will be permanent, stable parts of their lives. That they’ll have the closest thing to a normal family a vampire will ever get. 

But no matter how hard he tries, he can’t put his own back together.

(You can read this story and more from this universe on my WorldAnvil here!)

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Sweet like honey

Pt. 1

Contains-

Best friends to lovers, lap sitting, mentions of weed and alcohol, ronance making out, fingering, cunnilingus, nipple play, nicknames (pretty girl, pretty baby, good girl etc), NO use of y/n, oral (m receiving), exhibitionism kinda, there’s def more it’s kinda filthy

Long build up so if you’re just here for the smut

Minors DNI or I’ll scream so loud

Idk the word count but she’s a long one

"Okay, Munson, truth or dare" Dustin asked as he steered the game of truth or dare back on to track from a tangent we had gone on after a particularly spicy confession from Lucas. You looked around at in the little get together you and your friends were having in Eddie's trailer as his uncle is staying overnight at his elderly aunt's house. The air in the living room held a pungent odor of marijuana and alcohol. That, combined with the THC swimming in your system, created a heady environment that felt good after a stressful week.

"Gonna have to go with truth today." he replied as he wiggled his eyebrows with a big, silly grin on his face.

You felt a warm tug low in your tummy for your best friend as you watched him await his question from Dustin.

Eddie was your best friend in this world, has been since middle school when he was the only one who didn’t make fun of you for your more metal taste in music. You two have spent the last 8 years listening to his records spin around on the crosley in the corner while sitting around talking about anything and everything. Eddie is the one who showed you the blessing to this earth that is weed. You'd spend weekend nights at his trailer at least twice a month to smoke a joint and watch a movie and eat greasy shit together. You'd called them your "R&R nights." Occasionally you would find him between classes on a friday or show up to his trailer unannounced after a bad day asking for an R&R night. You have a connection with Eddie stronger than with anyone else, and it was completely platonic for you.. in the sense that you knew he didn’t want anything despite that one night years ago. So a few years of masochism later, there you were. Pretending not to be in love with your best friend.

"Have you ever fantasized about someone in this group when going solo?" he added a suggestive tone to the last two words to communicate what exactly he meant by that.

After muttering something like "fucking hate you dustin" Eddie says "why yes dustin i suppose I have" through gritted teeth communicating without words that Dustin was well aware of that bit of information before asking this question.

I observe the cool satisfactory grin painted on Dustin’s face before taking inventory of the people that are currently present. Options, for who Eddie could have thought of while he touched himself.

Currently its Dustin, Robin, Nancy, Max, Lucas, and a few of our buddies from Hellfire.

Your brain tries to wrestle with the truth you can feel bubbling in your gut. You had kept your brewing feelings for him underwraps to the max in fear of scaring him off. Is it possible that he had been doing the same thing this whole time?

Well its not Dustin, Max, or Lucas because they were too young, you know Eddie and know he is not into any of our club members like that, it wouldn't be Nancy as she is with Jonathan and Robin is a lesbian so that just leaves you. That truth settles like a weight in your gut.

Your mind wanders to imagining him with his hand down his boxers gripping his cock and thinking of you while he did it, maybe even groaning out your name in pleasure. Then he’d cum all over his fist, and you’ve never been more jealous of an imagined fist.

God, you'd love to hear him say your name while you bring him pleasure with your mouth and throat by licking and sucking and pumping him until he shoots all over your face with his head thrown back and groaning and- then he’d swipe off a bead of cum with his thumb before-

Eddie dragged you out of your head as he lightly patted your cheek and said quietly in your ear, "Helloooo, earth to Honey," your nickname he had given you in 8th grade when he suggested the boys all flocked to you like flies to honey. It stuck and might as well be your name to the people of Hawkins. Which is a funny nickname for someone like me seeing as, aside from going to the homecoming dance in 9th grade with Troy Goldberg, you had never had a romantic connection with a guy in your 19.5 years on this earth.

"What?? Who??" demanded Lucas, slightly sitting up from where he lounged in the couch, arm around Max.

"Hey," Eddie says as he shoots his hands up as if to physically block the question. "I only signed up for one question per round."

"Fair enough” said Lucas with an expression that said ‘We’re not done here.’

"Anywayyy, Wheeler, truth or dare?" Eds says as he turns to face Nancy from his spot next to you on the couch. Since Eddie's admission, you had become hyper aware of every point of contact you made from being shoved next to one another as you favored being connected to him over sitting in Nancy's lap no matter how cute you found her. You and Eddie were just close in that way that physical touch wasn't weird between the two of you.

The outside of your thighs were solidly connected and you felt the defined muscle of his quadricep as it contracted against yours with his movement. This would have normally been fine and not enough to get to her but tonight you were wearing a skirt that showed off your thighs deliciously and so the touch of his leg there was made even more potent in its dizzying effect.

Each movement against her had her skin blazing and shot tendrils of warmth to your core, need for him building with each pang of arousal. So bad in fact, that you felt the need to keep your legs crossed in search of any sort of release by giving yourself the slightest amount of relief from your aching core.

God if he could do this to you by doing nothing sexual in the slightest you couldn't even imagine what it would be like to actually go there with him. The pleasurable shudder you felt at the image shook you out of your thoughts as she replied "dare".

Apparently Steve and Robin had arrived while I was focused on the Eddie-induced rise in my internal temp. They sat on the floor infront of Nancy while Robin rolled a joint to share with her best friend.

"I dare you, Nancy Wheeler, to kiss Robin Buckley on the lips-with or without tongue, thats a personal choice- right here and now."

Nancy and Robin's cheeks got rosy and they looked at him then one another with wide eyes, clearly flustered by that dare.

"Is that okay with you?" Nancy mutters to Robin, her voice soft giving her the chance to back out if thats what she wants.

Robin responds with an almost imperceptable nod before raising her eyebrows seeking Nancy's answer to the question to which she responds by nodding in kind.

Nancy then sinks to her knees infront of Robin before placing her hands on her face and giving her a tender kiss that they hold for a considerable amount of time before beginning to move their lips against one anothers' in a way that made me feel like I was on a rollercoaster.

‘God’ you thought to yourself, ‘I get so horny when I smoke.’ Or perhaps it was just the intoxicating affects of Eddie Munson and not THC.

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Eddie knew he needed to get himself out of the hotseat after that last question. He needed time to gather a response to when he was inevitably asked in a future round exactly who he meant. He could avoid that by only choosing dare, but some fucked up part of him wants you to squirm when you hear your own name on his tongue in answer.

You had no clue what you were doing to him in your hellfire tee shirt that was cropped to just between your, in his opinion, perfect tits. He was pretty certain you weren't wearing a bra, judging by the way your tits perked up in a way they usually didn't. And the skirt. Dear Jesus the skirt. The skirt that drove him to the brink of insanity, among other things, every time you wore it. So many times had he wrapped his hand around himself while thinking of being given the priviledge to see whats underneath.

The two girls seem to be making out indefinitley and Steve at some point makes a move to sit on the couch in Nancy's spot but Steve was a lot larger so when he went to sit next to you, you tried to discreetly shimmy further into his lap but Eddie had other plans.

All of a sudden Eddie's hands were on your hips moving you like a bag of feathers (impressive) onto his lap with your back to his chest under the guise of making room for your friend.

He sat your soaked, thong-covered slit directly on his hard cock, it sat nestled between your lips in a delicious way that set the tip of his cock at your clit and his wide shaft at your entrance. The friction of your pussy on his cock made it twitch against you which sent a pleasurable shiver up your spine. And you looked at him, stunned as all he did was grip your hip so possessively that you were positive his fingers and rings would leave bruises. Good.

"Okay, okay we get it, you have a lot of sexual tension" Steve shouted down at the girls as he laughed over the sight of them so hungry for each other. "Get a room for Christ's sake".

You and Eddie made eye contact briefly, panting.

The pair finally split and looked at each other with a stunned but pleasantly surprised look. Nancy had to shake her head before she could continue the game. "Honey, truth or dare"

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You blushed under the way everyone's attention slid to you in the moments following Nancy's question. "truth"

Eddie may have been your absolute best friend, but Nancy was your closest female friendship and you cherished your bond in a way you have never before felt. But you knew you weren't going to feel any warm fuzzies for your bestie-girl when she asks you this question.

"Do you, Honey, fantasize about one of your best friends in the world"

Your heart dropped. You and everyone else in the room knew who she was referring to and knew that this wasn't a question but an outing, a secret sharing. Though you couldn't be too mad at her because thats what you sign up for when you play truth or dare.

"um... yes, I do" you said in a voice just above a whisper, embarassed to be sitting on his lap. Though after he ground into you, clearly knowing it was about him.

Your friends look back and forth at the two of you with knowing eyes before you quickly moved the game along and away from this topic of conversation.

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Holy. Shit. Okay so maybe Eddie had had a sex dream or ten about Honey and she fantasized, no CURRENTLY fantasizes about him? Like of all things she could get off to she chose HIM?

If he wasn’t hard before he certainly was now.

He tried to keep his thoughts regarding you platonic because thats what you want. But try as he might, he just could not keep you out of his sexual fantasies. He mostly dreamed of what you would feel like around him and wondering how you would sound when you came around his cock. It was easy to compartmentalize these feelings because he knew that despite their occasional weed-induced make outs, he was firmly in the friend zone. But now?

Now he knew you wanted it too, and he was not in the business of withholding things you desired from you.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Two hours had passed and the get together had dwindled down to just Steve, Robin, Nancy, you, and Eddie remaining. The tension between you and Eddie had only grown in the more intimate setting and The questions got more and more inappropriate and vulnerable as the night went on and by the end you had revealed to these people things you had never even spoken aloud before.

Steve was going to be poking fun at you for your degradation and praise kink (which made Eddie's cock even harder than before which he had thought wasn't possible) for the rest of your life but hey at least you found out that Eddie preferred girls with your color hair and eyes.

Only when Robin kept falling asleep on Nancy's shoulder did the duo plus Steve leave for the night. The trailer's storm door slammed shut, leaving a ring in your ears that was prolonged by the tension that had come to a head. Because you and Eddie were now alone, breathing heavy and not moving an inch.

Ever so slowly, Eddie began tracing feather light circles on the skin between your skirt and crop top, drawing a sharp inhale out of you before you started wiggling on his lap earning a groan from his lips. Eddie then leaned forward taking a sniff of your hair before groaning once more and moving your hair to the opposite side of your neck to give himself access to rub his nose and lips there as he gave small thrusts to the outside of your clothed pussy. Enough to keep you from going completely feral on his cock but not enough to satisfy either.

Eddie couldn't believe he wasn't dreaming right now, he felt like he had just won the lottery for $47,000,000, hell he didnt know if he'd trade this oppurtunity for that amount.

As soon as Eddie pushed a little harder, you cried out and immediately he groaned and his teeth found the junction of your neck and shoulder. Immediately he was sucking on and kissing your neck with a foreign fervor that pulled a moan from your throat that had his hand begin to touch your sides and run his hands over the skin of your abdomen.

Both of you kept stealing little bits of the other, pushing this past the threshold of 'things you can just not acknowledge in the morning. You sensed that you were approaching a cross roads. Realizing you had to decide if you want to go there with Eddie. Either way you walk out of this, your friendship is forever changed- so why not change it for the better.

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He wanted to commit this moment to memory, something in his gut told him this held the potential to be the best night of his life. If he played his cards right. But where there was potential for greatness, there was also potential for massive fallout.

"Are you sure about this, Honey?" He gritted out into your ear as his hand the swell of your breast, sweeping under her shirt and around her bare tit. Squeezing it and finding her hard nipple to pinch and swirl around, drawing a cry from your lips as you nodded your head.

He slapped your clit, bringing you a pang of pleasurable pain that made you cry out. "Words, baby, I need to hear your pretty little voice"

"F-fuck, Eddie, yes, I've wanted this for so long Eds" you said in a pathetic little voice that almost made him come upon hearing it say his name. You were both breathing like you had run a mile, you arched your back, placing more pressure on your joining.

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"I've been dreaming of touching you like this since winter of sophomore year, when we were both single and we had that night on your couch- you know the one." He said as he trailed his hands down your thighs, before they found their way up.

After a pretty nasty winter storm hit Hawkins your sophomore year of high school, you, Eddie, and a few of your friends had spent the day riding down dangerously steep hills on your trashcan lids and having random snowball fights breakout. It was around 7 pm that all of you had decided to retire to your house as your house was the closest and your parents had been gone for that whole week because of business.

You had sacrificed your room and your guest room to your friends while you and Eddie were staying downstairs. You were opening the pullout for the both of you to share when you noticed that he was setting himself up on the floor. "uh-uh Munson, no way youre taking the floor. Put your shit on the bed." You said, playing the "good host" even though all she wanted to do was share a bed with him and see his face when she came back from her room in his tee shirt and a pair of white cotton panties that fit your curves and showed off your ass while still looking pure at the same time.

"Fine, since I know its not worth arguing over." He said as he threw his large pillow that he kept by the pull out as he had spent many nights there over the years.

"Good boy," he rasied an eyebrow at that "i'll be right back I'm just going to change."

He nodded as you turned away to find your bedroom and your scandelous sleep wear.

By the time you had returned to the pull out couch, Eddie had slipped into a twilight sleep, that was easily disrupted by the shift of the mattress under his body. He turned to face you as you climbed in the bed wearing one of his shirts and a pair of little white panties with a bow on the front. A present wrapped and adorned with a bow. A present that had not been gifted to him, and he would forever envy the future recipient.

You moved your body so that your panty clad ass was about 8 inches away from where his cock sat stiff with a pre-cum stain on his boxers.

"Night Eds, Love ya" you said over your shoulder as you cuddled yourself in to your blanket before bringing a knee up, giving him a perfect view of your cloth covered pussy, with a wet spot streaking up from your entrance to your sweet little bud.

Eddie bit back a groan and managed out "night, Honey. Love you a million"

You both soon dozed off, but Eddie was awoken a few hours later. On his stomach with his arms around you and his thigh between your legs. He was shocked at the positioning, yes. But what shocked him even more was the way that you were grinding your sensitive bud over the strong muscles of his thigh as you breathlessly, sleepily exhale things like "Fuck, mmm, just like that, Uh" "God don't fucking stop I'm gonna cum" but what really got him was when he wrapped his arms around you in support and want to hold you in this moment. But as he did, you gripped him back, eyes opening as you cried "Oh fuck Eddie"

As it became clear that you were conscious and consenting he gripped his length through his boxers as he give your pussy as much friction as possible. "Go ahead and cum on my thigh, honey, use it to make your self feel good." you ground down harder at his words he said into your ear with a gritty voice "Fuck, thats my good girl."

Your thighs gripped him tighter at his words and he could have sworn that you came at the new nickname alone. And Jesus fuck did that thought not shove him off the cliff of his orgasm as he emptied into his hand. Immediately, you were asleep and Eddie just say there, thigh soaked in your pussy juices (soaking pussy still attached), and a hand covered in his own cum.

There was no chance he had the willpower to pull your pussy off of him so he just reached for his dirty T shirt on the floor and wiped his hand off.

You woke in the morning to Eddie Munson peacefully snoring next to you. Had you dreamt the events of last night? From waking from a wet dream about your best friend to cumming on his thigh?

But when he woke and didn't acknowledge it so neither did you. And that was that.

You blushed at the memory and the fact that that night had changed everything for him too.

His hands moving up your torso shook you from your thoughts as you got lost in the way his ring-clad hands felt on your back. Up and up they crept up just like your pulse in your ears, the fog cloud of marijuana made the environment that much headier as his middle finger gently rubbed the outer seam of your panties.

"Making you writhe against my grip, wanting more. And, if im not mistaken," he said gently as the pad of his middle finger found the middle of the embarrasingly large wet spot on your panties. He pressed down on your clothed pussy before pulling his finger back toward her belly. "I am the one who gets the pleasure of, fuck, of being the first to touch you like this. Am I not?" His finger rolling over her apex pulling a low gasp from your lips, almost in surprise bet certainly a pleasurable way also. He continued going up and down over your clit, drawing out moans from your chest.

"Yes, yes Eddie you are I've been wanting you to for so long, had dreams 'bout it-AH" You screamed out as he brought the pad of his middle and ring finger down onto your mound and swirled it around. He was relentless in his motions, drawing out loud whining moans from your mouth as your thighs started to shake with the pressure building between your legs. "Fuck, 'm gonna cum Eds, 'm so fucking close"

His cock twitched under your ass at the pure desperation in your voice. He rutted into you as he continued his ministrations on your clit and growled into your ear "Oh my girl is sensitive, I've barely even touched you. Go ahead, be a good girl and cum for daddy” His words lit a fire in you that would only be extinguished by more of him.

He attached his lips to your sweet spot on your neck and sucked. Hard. The anticipation you felt was akin to getting to the top of a rollercoaster, waiting for it to drop. The heat building in your lower abdomen exploded like a firework in the night sky. Screaming and bucking your hips against his fingers you came with a cry before going completely limp in his lap.

“Fuck, that’s my good girl” he said gently as he stroked you, coaxing you through your high.

As soon as your breathing had calmed you were on your knees between his thighs kissing his Jean clad legs moving ever closer to his core. “Need to taste you, I’ve been wanting to do this for so long”

“Fuck, honey, you’re killing me” Eddie groaned out as he tucked a strand of your hair behind your ear and cupped your cheek in his hand.

You felt his thighs flex as you skimmed your hands slowly up his leg, reveling in the shallow breaths you pulled from him. Slowly you undid the zipper and he (eagerly) helped pull his pants and boxers down letting his cock spring free.

You stared at it in awe and appreciation, it was perfect. Utterly perfect, and it made your mouth water.

You started with a few kisses to his abdomen around the base of his cock while you lightly stroked your fingertips along his shaft before pulling it into your hand.

You gave it an experimental pump before licking the pre cum from his weeping slit, causing him to take a hissing breath.

The sound only spurred you on more and you gained the confidence to slip the whole head in your mouth causing Eddie to audibly moan.

Setting a pace of head bobs, you followed his noises and grunts trying to give him the best experience possible even though this was your first time. You gripped his shaft and pumped it with your mouth, hoping it wasn’t overwhelming him.

“Fuck, Honey, just like that- fuck. I knew that pretty little mouth of yours would feel so fucking good.” Eddie said as he bucked his hips into your mouth looking for the bottom of the pleasure well and it just seems impossibly deep.

Eddie swam in it as the heady rush and his tightening pelvic region signaled his nearing release. “Oh fuck baby I’m gonna cum, where do you want it?”

You responded by only taking him deeper in your mouth and and peering up at him with wide, determined eyes causing him to spill in your mouth with a shudder.

“Jesus, Honey, I thought you said you’ve never done that. “

“I haven’t Eds, that was my first time, honest.”

He pulled you off your knees and up in to his arms and carried you in the direction of the bedroom that had been a setting to many of her sexual fantasies over the last few years. And it was finally happening.

He sat you on the foot of the bed, never breaking the heated kisses as he leaned forward, forcing you to lay your torso down on the bed as he left kisses down your neck. His ring clad hands ghosted their way up the sides of your torso, gathering your hellfire shirt under your armpits and encouraging you to remove it.

As you sat up to remove the garment, he began removing his own shirt.

"You sure about this, Honey? You say the word and we stop"

Looking at his bare, tattoos torso you couldn't think of any reason you would want him to stop. "No, please don't stop. I need you so bad." you all but whined, a sound that went straight to Eddie's cock.

"I am so glad we are on the same page. Because if I go another minute without my face under this slutty little skirt of yours, I'm going to lose my goddamn mind." His hands now raised your legs over his shoulders then they found their way up your body before groping your tits with both hands. He was simultaneously making his way down your thighs with his lips and tongue, occasionally pausing to suck and lick at a spot until it turned purple.

He tweaked your nipple between his thumb and forefinger, pulling a breathy moan from your lips.

His mouth ghosted over your core as he exhaled hot breath into your sensitive flesh, making your pulse jump. His eyes locked with yours as he slid the tip of his tongue from the back of your entrance up to circle your clit before sucking it into his mouth, sucking on your bud like it was an extra thick milkshake. Each time he pulled it back in his mouth, white hot pleasure shot down your legs and up your body that had you moaning into your hand.

Eddie was evidently having none of that as he pulled your hand from your mouth saying “Wayne is out all night, it’s just us Honey. Let me hear how I’m making you feel”

And if that wasn’t enough to make you lose your mind, he lightly grazed his bottom teeth on the underside of your clit each time he sucked you into his mouth. You obeyed his order and let your moans fly as you bucked your hips into his mouth searching for more. The pleasure kept building and building and the tell-tale pit in your belly formed signaling your imminent release.

Clit popping out of his mouth, he said “Eyes on me pretty baby” before diving right back in.

His hands left your body and he was doing something under his chest and immediately you knew what he was doing.

“No, don’t take off your rings!” You said way too quickly to be casual.

With a smirk, Eddie grumbled something that sounded like “my naughty girl” against your thigh before he slammed his ring-clad index and middle finger in to the hilt. He pumped in and out a few times before pausing to flutter his fingers against that oh-so-sweet spit before attaching his lips to your sensitive clit again.

Following his earlier instruction, you let the pornographic moans fly from your mouth and your finger tighten around Eddie’s curls. “Oh my fuck- Eddie” you cried “‘M gonna fucking cum”

“My pretty little slut gonna cum for me? Huh?”

Then the hand not occupied by your pussy came around and slapped your chest before tweaking the nipple. It was all too much, finally the band snapped and you were shouting nonsense while bucking your hips and squirting all over his face and hand.

Embarrassment washing over you like a cold bucket of water “oh my god I’m SO sorry Eds. Holy shit, let me get you a towel.” You said as you tried to get up.

But again, Eddie had other plans as his hands pressed your hips firmly into the mattress. “Don’t you dare apologize for the hottest thing I have every experienced in my life.”

“What? Are you serious, that’s normal?”

“Let’s me know I’m pleasing my girl right” he says throwing you a wink. There’s that word again. “We don’t have to go any further than that tonight if you don’t want to, but I would really like to treat you to dinner sometime soon. I-if that’s okay with you, of course”

Gone was the metal, dominant sex god and back was your Eds. Silly, goofy, and entirely unsure of himself. The air was lighter after you’d both reached your peaks and your friendship hadn’t spontaneously combusted.

“I don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for you to ask. Absolutely.” you said as you looked at each other with a softness that was distinctly non-sexual. “But that said, I need your cock now or I think I might die”

He scoffed and grabbed a condom from his night table as you got ready by scooting toward the head board.

He returned with condom engaged and settled between your legs, his cock nudging at your entrance. He looked at you with hooded eyes filled with adoration and lust “Hi” he said while his eyes darted from your eyes to your lips.

Mouths inches apart, you closed the gap with a sweet yet urgent kiss. “Hi” you said after pulling back.

“You sure about this honey? You want it to be me?”

You looked him dead in the eyes and said “I wouldn’t want it to be anyone else. I’ve thought about this so many times Eddie, you don’t even understand.”

Pt. 2 coming soon

[braindead-virtually-tv]

Monday Night Raw 30/01/23

Just things I've wrote down while catching up read if you want to lose braincells.

I'M SORRY I CANT INSERT A READ MORE I'M ON MOBILE

- They've gotten rid of the Cody-vater 😭

- Cody's AR logo looks better than the actual tattoo.... Let that sink in

- IWC: Yeah Cody is going to get boo'd out of the place if he wins the RR

Crowd:

- I also drove a VW Jetta before too Cody 😂

- I completely forgot about Dashing Cody Rhode's grooming tips 💀💀💀

- I mean yeah you can't actually be shocked at the men's RR choice this year like I said there is literally no other choice 💀😂

- I have to say Cody's a good baby-face but the Main event at the Rumble really reignited how much of an absolute heel Roman is and the crowd is really playing into it now because of it.

- Looks like Cody is challenging for both belts, hopefully they either split post WM or are split at WM

- Ohhhhh Judgement Day what are you doing here?

- DOM YOU DONT GET TO TALK ABOUT RUINED PLANS YOU RUINED YOUR DADS PLANS 😭😭😭😭

- JD has been good for Dom but he still has ways to go.

- Damien was this 👌 close to calling Cody a Nepo baby 😭😭😂

- "Are you tryna scare me straight?" JSHSJJSJHS CODY STOP 😂

- Dominik Mysterio shoots on all your fathers

- Why are there people dressed as bananas

- EDGE!!!!! BEAT THEIR ASSES

- Ohh Cody v Finn this is gonna be good

- So I'm at home so my mam is like in the same room as I am watching it and she gets a kick at me pointing out all the Irish people, so now I've just resorted to explaining people in relation to other Irish people, "See him aye? Hes married to Becky Lynch they have the young one together" (Explaining who Seth Rollins is) 😂😂

- Gable and Rollins is not a match I would ever of thought of but honestly both are EXTREMELY talented.

- The start of it where Gables going straight for Seth and does some legit wrestling shit to get him into the ankle lock was

- HEJJSUS IDK WHY BUT OTIS WALKING LIKE A MAM TRYING TO CLEAN UP A SPILL IN ANOTHER ROOM TOWARDS GABLE IS KILLING ME

- Obviously Seth was going to get it but has Gable ever been in a Chamber? Idk I feel like he'd be good in it. Or maybe not and he has been in it before and was completely not memorable 💀

- The theming of the advertising for EC is honestly like if I was presented with the duty of advertising, "Uhh idk it's in Canada and Canada is .... Cold?"

- I don't think I noticed Iyo eliminating Candice at the RR

- I don't really have much to say about this match, both Candice and Iyo are extremely good at what they do but my 2 month hiatus from wrestling up until Rumble means I don't really have a frame of reference for this story wise.

- Bayley looks like your favourite aunt you only see once a year and they let you take a sip of their drink and promises not to tell your mam about your boyfriend.

- The Poisonrana from electric chair was so cool to watch, nice one Candice

- Mia... Sorry, Michin, you were a bit late to grab Iyo don't you think? 💀💀

- ohhh NXT Vengeance Day is in Charlotte, nice to see they're getting out of the PC for PPVs again, I missed that. I have a bit of a love/hate relationship with the crowd at the PC

- I do think it was extremely good to turn JD's focus to Rhea, after Edge was ousted, they felt a bit aimless and goofy. And while they still are a bit goofy, they play into it as much as n ended while also seeming like an actual decent threat. I think this is due in part to shifting the spotlight to Rhea, because she is genuinely quite a big threat. Can't wait to see what the build to WM will be for her.

- RHEAS GOING FOR CHARLOTTE, THIS IS HER WRESTLEMANIA REDEMTION YESSSSSS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!!! HOW'S THAT FOR THE LONG TERM BOOKING ASSHATS

- NAH BUT SERIOUSLY THE STORY OF RHEA BEING AT THE TOP OF NXT GETTING COCKY AND FEELING INVINCIBLE THEN LOOSING. THEN GOING ON A JOURNEY GOING THROUGH A FRIENDSHIP BREAKUP, FINDING HER PLACE AND LEANING INTO TO HOW TRULY DESTRUCTIBLE SHE IS TO GET REVENGE ON THE WOMAN WHO KNOCKED HER DOWN AT THE TOP OF THE HILL IS FANTASTIC.

- I think it was probably gonna be obvious that Seth & Logan Paul are going into a WM fued seeing what happened at Rumble. And while I have no doubt the match will be good, as much as I dislike Paul he is very good for such a new and part time wrestler, idk man I feel like Seth would be good in literally any other feud. But hey either way it's going to be a high profile match and lord knows Seth has worked hard to get where he is so good for him.

- The mere sight of JBL has stirred up some PTSD buried deep from childhood, at least I don't have to hear those stock bells 💀😂

- How dare you Corey, Gargano is Lumis' Wrestling Father in Law that's why he's here 😤😤

- I do kinda love JBL being ... Uh how do I explain this? Like anti-indie guys kind of? Like you know what I mean, the wrestlers who have been touted as indie darlings, normally brought in by Trips, who probably have a 5* match in the Tokyo Dome or some shit like that? I by no means hate this type of wrestler but it honestly fits Corbin and JBL really well.

- KICK OUT OF THE DEEP SIX!????

- Do you think JBL uses Just for Men?

- HDHSJSJSJJS LUMIS NOT THE AXE I'M DYING PLEASE I HOPE THERE'S A GIF OF THAT SHOWING IT TO JBL

- Honestly sad for Corbin but Gargano for the US Championship fits better in my opinion

- I have to wait till Friday to see the fallout from the RR's main event? I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH SAMI, KEVIN AND JEY 😭😭

- I will never not love MVP, when I was kid I used to put masking tape on my nose to pretend to be like MVP, I wish I had a picture 😂😂 I cannot implure to you how funny it would look, pasty white Irish child in her nightdress thinking she was MVP

- So with Bobby looking like he's going into a programme with Brock it doesn't look like he's getting the US Title back anytime soon. But honestly I could have Bobby as US Champ for ages, man has really grown on me in the last three years, he's one of my favs now.

- HYPE UP BOBBY MVP YESSS

- I forgot about Brock F-5ing Theory in the Chamber last year LMAO THAT WAS GREAT

- Is... Theory trying to be Cena with this Ruthless Aggression stuff 💀 No child... No

- Guys you should all be worried about your health it's important and you all live in America where that shits expensive

- BOBBY MY MAN HERE HE ISSSSS

- I WANT ANOTHER ARM WRESTLING CONTEST, LET BOBBY HOLD HANDS

- "Listen to your Daddy!" Theory is salty because Gargano doesn't want him anymore and Grandad Vinny left 💀💀

- Listen Dom, I say this with love and as a woman who is currently growing out a mullet, Please go to a hairdresser

- Don't ask me why and this has probably already been done and has just escaped my brain, but I want a tag team consisting of Miz & Dolph Ziggler

- BOOGS IS BACK LOOK AT THAT MAN HE'S BEEN ON THE VITAMINS HASNT HE?

- I wish he went to SmackDown purely because I want Pat's reaction 😭

- Oh Mr.Pearce if only you had the same backbone for the Bloodline you had for the Miz, Sami wouldn't have to go into witness protection 💀😂

- Boogs just straight up manhandling the Miz for the shits and giggle tho

- OTIS IN MAXIMUM MALE MODELS I CANNNNTTT PLEASE LET THIS BE A THING

- wait if Jey & Rikishi still like Sami is he allowed to the Cook Out or nah?

- NOT THE SLOW MOTION EDIT OF SAMI BEING DROPPED 😭😭😭😭

- Bayleys hair colour is gorgeous I kinda want it myself, I wonder if they'll let me dye my hair at work?

- Yeah, Becky ain't done with you hun, you've never made an Irish woman mad before have you? We don't let it go Bayley, never 💀

- I do like the thinking of How Becky didn't need the RR win and she was making sure Damage CTRL didn't, that's actually smart writing and a good way out of some the strongest women in the division not winning

- "I don't like you Rebecca" Idk that got a chuckle out of me 😂

- IS BAYLEY TRYNA SLIDE INTO ROLLINS DMS?

- NOT BAYLEY IMPLYING THEY GOT MARRIED BECAUSE BECKY WAS PREGNANT HAHHAHAH OH MY LORD

- I'm sorry I'm not over this is a fantastic promo segment

- HAHAHHA SHES DRAGGING OUT DAKOTA BY THE HAIR THIS WOMAN IS TRULY IRISH I LOVE HER BECKY FOR PRESIDENT (After Micheal D is finished of course)

- I had no idea Bronson Reed was back, good for him

- EC is for Bianca's title, I've got a good feeling about Asuka, that'll be a great matchup in Asuka's new package.

- NOT CHELSEA GREEN BEING A KAREN LMAO WELCOME BACK GIRL

- Carmella is coming back, fair play to her, she's had a rough year and hope all is going okay for her

- There's my favourite musty man Ziggles

- Ali asking Dolph how he keeps getting opportunities gives me the same vibe as that Nardwaur(spelling?) interview that's like:

"How do you keep your pants up?"

"Belt." 😂😂😂

- Dolph have you ever heard of Olaplex?

- Yeah guessed the outcome of this one, Dolph's had many Chambers, Bronson was the right choice on this one

- oh Carmella is back with some form of the Princess of Station Island gimmick let's goooo

- Asuka owns 51% of this company 😂

- Oh Asuka going with that Business-Horror-Casual, very chic

- Boogs and the Profits, that's some sort of a team up I need to see at least once.

- Boogs v Elias is a feud that writes itself

- Street Profits = Joy, that is all

- Wait did my catch up service mess up or were we not meant to get a Bianca promo tonight? Like there's about 20 mins left but we're at the Main Event? 🤔

- No matter what you think about Cody, man always looks feckin' extatic to be doing what he's doing

- I wonder if Elle is aware Finn's wearing pants 💀😂😂

- I don't understand the big hoopla of WWE now mentioning other promotions tbh. Like to a majority of the audience it doesn't really matter nor do they care. Like cool they mentioned New Japan, good for them? like I didn't notice when they never mentioned other promotions and it makes not odds me either now that they do. Like yeah cool give a bit of backstory on a competitor, it's not the big deal some of the IWC make it to be.

- I have no clue what it's called but that thing where Cody drops really quickly to one knee and slaps his opponent is really satisfying for some reason

- Best Powerslams in the business: Randy Orton, Dustin Rhodes & Cody Rhodes

- I was wondering why Damien shoy.off but Edge just defending the crowd, that man is PISSSSEDD

- BETH PHOENIX MY BELOVED WHERE WERE YOU AT THE RUMBLE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE COMPETITED 😭

- Ngl as much as I like Cody, I cannot take his finisher seriously 💀

-Why are Edge and Beth looking on Cody like they're proud parents 💀😂

- And that's it, pretty good episode overall, kept me hella entertained start to finish 👌

[el-patito-de-los-ojos-triste]

1. Am I named after anyone?

No :v my brother has my dad’s middle name, my sister has my aunt’s middle name, my half siblings all have names taken from grandparents and junk, i alone have my own name.

2. When was the last time you cried?

Like tuesday. I came to a strong realization about myself. I’ll make a lil post about it so it can be under a cut, cuz it kinda is a big thing

3. Do you have kids?

No, I have 8 siblings, almost all significantly younger than me, who i helped raise. I absolutely need a break from children. My mom also did daycare out of the house most of my life. I’m not against having kids some day, sometimes i really like the idea of it, but none right now.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

not really, only as a partof a larger joke. Make a shit ton of puns tho

5. What’s the first thing you notice about someone?

I mean, I’m pretty good at noticing things, but the things i focus on are their eyes and mouth. If they smile, how they smile, what sort of expressions their eyes are showing. Idk, I’ve trained myself to sorta make and keep eye contact when talking to people cuz it’s supposed to be like a confidence thing and manners and all sorts of stuff, and I’m socially awkward and afraid of people so I got myself to do that, so I pay most attention there.

6. What’s your eye color?

Blue, kinda like a slate gray or icy color with yknow lighting angle and such

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings. I like to think there’s good things and they make me very happy to see, but sometimes a little jealous, kinda bittersweet. But that’s really only when I’m in a bad place

8. Special talents?

I’m really good at singing, but like I’m also super sensitive about it. I’m really really good at figuring out how things work and piecing things together. Like logic and comprehension. And I’m pretty good at remembering things. I can also juggle which i think is neat. I’m a jack of all trades, naturally, which is both cool and disheartening sometimes.

9. Where were you born?

Grand Rapids, Michigan

10. What are your hobbies?

dnd (playing and dming), crafting things (drawing, leather, jewelery, all sorts of crafts), i play video games, i like to do karaoke, i used to larp but... drama happened. In college i would do yoga and rock climbing but not quite that active anymore.

11. Have any pets?

a bunch of cats

12. What sports do you play?

In school i did football and wrestling, outside of school i did judo, jiu jitsu, to shin do, rock climbing, and fencing. 

13. How tall are you?

5′ 11″ (181 cm)

14. Favorite subject in school?

mmmmm math or physics

15. Dream job?

I’ve never really had one. I don’t really care what I do so long as I can be happy when I’m home.

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[eviltiddyproductions]

Crash Course in Romance : Episode 1

I think I saw a lot of cute gifs of this on tumblr a few months back so let’s goooo

5 seconds in and warning : suicide omg ??!

STUDIO DRAGON !!!? 🤨🤨🤨

oh wow this is such a cute title card

your GPS tells you that students are being picked up by their parents ?

oh no what is this tone shift

the cute second romance lady from Secretary Kim !!!

TIL Korea is called the Land of Morning Calm

I am actually so brave for watching a show that centers Maths in some manner like y’all don’t know how terrified I am of this subject

and that’s on a somewhat first kiss

also this is why I’m terrified of scooties like babe I’d fall so fucking fast 😭✋

equations flying around me is my biggest nightmare but go off maths teacher

the director’s assistant looks super cute

oh he’s the teacher’s assistant. super cute regardless

‘hate unpaid overtime’ amen to that

‘can you repeat it three more times so I’m not anxious LMAO’ he’s me !!!

I feel like the other man should keep going regardless awww 😭 it’s okay ! our man is just super fast

the show is so beautiful to look at. like the colours are bringing me so much comfort even though the school stress is bringing back #weird memories

does he like her 🥰🥰🥰

ahhh the blue sky, the clouds, the bright green I could eat my screen. so beautiful 😭

the guy reminds me a little bit of Win Metawin

they just travelled around in a bus for 30 minutes? ME AND WHO

folding clothes without being asked, she’s already the daughter my parents dreamed of 💀

every scene, every sound, every movement up until now has been so pleasing to watch.

the lady wrestling coach from Bok Joo!!!

if I took a shot everytime this teacher took his name my liver would’ve left the planet

now who was that he just imagined

oh that attorney lady is mini Win’s mom

lady this is a mock exam please relax 💀

classical music?

I LOVE THIS SHOP LADY ALREADY

these automatic lights might be effective but they scare the shit out of me

oh my god that girl scared me

dragged her out of his house with a school bag as if she was a cub and he’s a lioness

is the shop lady’s daughter about to get this girl’s spot

oh no, oh no he’s gone…. i knew someone would be taking pictures

does he have an iPhone? 🤨 Always feels illegal to see them in kdramas

oh no it's starting

his jacket's pretty cool. note to oneself : even if your life is about to take a BIG TUMBLE, wear a cute jacket

it's giving Crazy Rich Asians intro like woah is it that big a deal!??? but tbh micro communities always are 😭 I've heard gardening and fishing/fish keeping communities can be brutal

damn my man's in the hospital with an IV drip. (#LAinfluencerEra 💀)

no no no, my little brother is innocent, he just likes the tiger 😭

get your phone back handball lady!!!

he's doing maths as he runs 😵💫

the jacket is super cool tbh, even has a tail that goes through your neck

damn that's how you get scores in Korea? mine would literally get tear up or get lost by accident (it's just a small strip of paper)

she's just being a teen, it's okay handball lady ❤️❤️❤️

let me run it back though I'm confused who left who

lmao the other lady who works at the store is so real. she's just like me, clocked how cute the teacher's assistant it. 😂

I adore this assistant omg he nags as much as I do. He's being real though, this man has to eat 💀

Teacher: I'll eat it later !!!

Our Assistant: '*smiles smally* eat it now 😊

My god her mom deadass abandoned her at the shop i like ??? i thought she left her when she was a baby

look who you ran into in the park. your real mom!!! (Kinda she's her aunt)

I love how she says anyway

correct! you need to eat to survive 💚💚

he can finally eat !!! thanks to our banchan girlie and his assistant

this show was such a fresh breath of air omg I didn't even notice an hour passing?!!! 💀✋

[purplesurveys]

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So, how's adulting treating you in the 2020s? Are you smashing those expectations, or do you just wanna Netflix and chill all day? I did way better than the expectations I set for myself. First of all – I'm 26 and I'm still alive. I never thought I would make it past 21. That's an empowering realization to have.

I've been promoted every single year since first getting employed in 2020; I hold a title at work I never thought I would ever be qualified for, and reached it at 25. I got over my biggest source of grief and used it to reach the happiest I've ever been. I have a much, MUCH smaller group of friends now, but in them I've found my ride-or-dies. I've learned to embrace being single because it means I get to be the cool rich aunt and spend my money on whatever food or hobby on the weekends. I've stopped comparing myself to other people and it has brought me peace like nothing I've ever felt. I think I'm doing pretty great.

Remember all the fads and trends from the 2010s? Which one makes you cringe the most when looking back now? The Coachella indie girl look with the muscle tees, denim shorts, rompers etc sort of look looked super cute and cool back then, but with trends changing and all it also feels ever so slightly cringe now. Cringe in an endearing way more than anything, but still.

Idk, I don't really find a lot of things from that time embarrassing now. I was in high school then, so I took part or consumed most of those trends and I'll always look back on them fondly.

In the 2020s, are you living the glamorous life you thought all adults had in the 2010s, or is it more like trying to keep houseplants alive and failing miserably? No. Adults are also just figuring out themselves, and that's okay. I don't think that will ever stop.

Tell us about a moment in the 2010s when you thought you were the coolest kid on the block, but looking back, you were just as awkward as the rest of us. Making my relationship my entire personality.

So, do you adult better with a fancy planner and color-coded schedules, or are you just winging it with Post-it notes and sheer luck? I take it day by day. I do and decide whatever I feel like doing and deciding at the moment.

In the 2020s, have you finally mastered the art of adulting, or do you still have an impressive collection of takeout menus and not a clue about cooking? Oh if you mean like chores, I'm pretty behind lol. It's part of why I plan to move to BGC – everything has a service there. I think being as far away from home as possible would also help straighten me up and force me to fend for myself, and I need that.

Looking back on the 2010s, what was the cringiest song you couldn't stop listening to on your iPod, and did you ever dare to sing it in public? AJ Lee's theme is forever a bop within the wrestling world but I wouldn't ever play it to my friends or sing it out loud haha. It's so endearingly niche.

Are you living the dream of having a fabulous wardrobe that puts fashion bloggers to shame, or is your closet a chaotic mix of hand-me-downs and sale-rack finds? It's chaotic in a sense that my style changes from day to day.

Do you miss the simpler times of the 2010s when social media was all about posting selfies, or are you loving the meme culture that dominates the 2020s? The memes get more hilarious as time passes, and those I have no problem with. It's the peace, the non-conflict, the everyone's-just-here-to-fuck-around vibes on social media. Twitter is a world away from what it used to be.

Tell us your most epic "adulting fail" moment that made you wish you could just teleport back to your carefree teenage years. It's not really one specific moment, but I've regretted corporate-slaving my life away. Especially in my earlier work years where I was very career-driven, missing out on family lunches or the chances to go out with friends...it's those moments that make me long for my younger years when I studied during the day but still had time to hang out with my college friends and my girlfriend at the time. In any case, turning 25 turned on a switch in me and I have been prioritizing my life over work ever since, so that's a nice learning, I guess.

How do you balance being a responsible adult in the 2020s and still secretly longing for the reckless fun you had in the 2010s? Eh, I don't really need to? I don't actively miss my time in the 2010s. It was fun while it lasted, but we're here now and I'm going to focus on what makes me happy now.

Confess your most significant guilty pleasure from the 2010s that you can't believe you indulged in. No judgment here! 1D fanfiction maybe lol? I wasn't in deep like most fans and I don't understand most references still getting thrown today, but I did read a couple.

Do you have a "best worst" purchase from the 2010s that you still can't believe you spent money on? Can it just be the worst haha? Probably just all the gas I spent for my ex, driving her everywhere – to dates, to her house, to her dorm.

In the 2020s, have you upgraded your hangover-curing skills from greasy fast food to some sophisticated avocado toast? Nah I will still look for greasy stuff.

What's your go-to dance move when you hit the dance floor in the 2020s, and did it come from an embarrassing attempt in the 2010s? I don't dance.

How do you cope with adulting burnout in the 2020s, and does it involve a secret stash of chocolate or a Netflix binge? I find a lowkey coffee shop tucked away in the middle of nowhere, turn on DND on my phone, and read.

Share the most hilariously awkward Zoom moment you had during the great pandemic of the 2020s. I've never had an awkward on-cam moment, fortunately.

Looking back on the 2010s, what was the weirdest internet challenge you participated in, and did you regret it immediately? I wouldn't call it weird but my sophomore (or was it freshman?) class did the Harlem Shake challenge on the last day of school. I wouldn't call it cringe or be embarrassed by it though. It's cute to think about now.

Have you finally embraced the fact that you're an adult, or do you still find yourself wishing you had Hermione Granger's time-turner to go back to simpler times? I miss the freedom in youth, but I prefer to focus on the now because as much as I long for it, it'll never come back.

So, did you ever jump on the "juice cleanse" bandwagon in the 2010s, and did you last more than a day before devouring a pizza? No I was like 15 and weighed 90 lbs lol.

How do you handle those moments in the 2020s when you feel like you're just a kid pretending to be an adult? Cry it out if I need to, but trudge along anyway and hope that I learn something from the whatever it is I need to do.

In the 2010s, what was your worst fashion faux pas that you wish had never seen the light of day? Statement shirts.

Are you now the queen or king of adulting, doling out life advice like Oprah, or are you still secretly calling your mom for help with laundry? I have no shame asking my parents for help. They won't be around forever, so I like having them around as much as I can.

Looking ahead to the rest of the 2020s, what are your hopes and dreams for your adulting journey, and how will you embrace the chaos with a sense of humor? I would just love to be able to travel the world. And be the aunt that sneaks my nieces/nephews out for ice cream or pizza after school.

[seethesunny]

ANDYYYYY I'M STILL NOT OVER THIS AND I WILL PROBABLY NEVER BE COOL ABOUT IT, WHY ARE YOU SUPPORTING THIS LEVEL OF DELUSIONALISM 😭 I swear I have sitting around this idea™️ of them being twin sisters somewhere in the docs so this fits right there!

This is absolutely lovely and it made my entire year so I had to write a little blurb about it:

The hot and sweet lemon tea rested in the kitchen (they were trying to be responsible about their intake of coffee), the warm sunlight entered through the windows with the curtains pulled aside like sunflowers swaying in the breeze, and gentle noise came from the next room; the radio turned on blasting a 80s rock song bouncing around the walls, only rivaled by happy giggles and a loud chuckle.

Joel entertained Sarah with the softest green dinosaur plush—a gift from their aunt—as she beamed at him, running a hand over her little head, a small mustard hat covering the blond strands of hair. She was already ready for the day and ready for a walk around their neighborhood, eager to see the world and just happy to be there, adhered to her parents.

He stole a look at his watch, furrowed his brow and blew out a breath while Sarah sniffled, squealed and pulled at the straps of the carrier, the one with a faint butterfly on the back, the one they had happily bought getting ready for their girls' arrival.

"You think they're okay up there, little lady?" He asked the baby, with wide blue eyes blinking at him, Joel tickled her chin, pulling another set on giggles off her. "C'mon, best to check on your mama and sister - gotta be causing a mess."

Carefully, he walked upstairs as Sarah chewed on her fist eagerly, kicking her little feet. Joel was on cloud nine, their daughters everything he could ever ask for, and more, the reason why waking up in the morning was worth it. Those toothless, wide smiles sure were charming.

The voice of Tess was audible even in the hallway, and Joel pushed the canary yellow door of the nursery with his forearm, standing still at the sight of them: Ellie fighting and squirming with her face scrunched as Tess struggled to hold her, shoulders tense and chiding her.

"Ellie- hey hon- hold on, calm down." She huffed then sighed indignantly; though Ellie was mostly a mama's girl and favored Tess, she was as stubborn as a baby of few months could, and she could put on a fight if she felt like it. And, well, it wasn't as if she had dealt with someone so alike to herself.

Joel couldn't help but snort, knocking on the door belated while Sarah attempted to watch what was the commotion, recognizing her mama and sister nearby her. She was attentive, and she was as curious as she was whiny but overall calm and easy to wrestle.

Ellie, though, she got the thundering temper of her mama, and he often joked about how it was some sort of cosmic karma. Comic karma? You think that's funny? Tess reproached as she changed Ellie's diaper one night, Joel at her side. And he'd laughed so hard he couldn't correct her, being slapped on the chest next. She got a sense of humor that thrived when she was oblivious to it.

"What's goin' on Tessa? Little monster woke up angry?" Joel spoke softly as he shortened the distance between them, patting Sarah’s bottom reassuringly, the baby nuzzling on his chest. "Sarah was gettin' bored downstairs."

Tess startled, glaring at him in a mix of confusion and stress, her grip on Ellie's little body not wavering regardless. "Joel, what the fu...?!"

Joel tilted his head, pointed at the small girls respectively, "Hold on your horses - what about little ears? You know where the swear jar is." He jabbed at her gently, laughing at the roll of eyes that glinted golden in the daylight.

Tess's arms shifted to cradle Ellie closer. Why was she so fussy? They both wondered, whining but not crying, simply being loud and demanding. "Jesus girl. You sure got lungs."

Her gaze drifted from Joel to Sarah and back to Ellie, rocking her slightly, even putting her deep blue onesie smattered with planets on had been a feat on its own. She was amused at how damn quickly Joel took their other baby and just how fast he was at getting her ready; then again, he had a knack for kids that had shocked her the first time, and Sarah was rather a peaceful baby on most days, she reasoned. No wonder they got ready on record time. She looked down at her own clothes and suddenly felt underdressed, as if that could be possible by going out and in their friendly Boston area nonetheless.

Ellie held tight on her shirt, thumb in her mouth, brows pulled together. Oh yes, she had the most serious frown ever.

"I dunno get how you do it, honestly." She murmured to Joel, smirking at Sarah who played with the dinosaur loudly, her daddy making sure she didn't toss it on the ground. "You make it look so easy, even after all these months."

Joel shuffled as close as he could to kiss her temple with enough force to convey all the thoughts and feelings that bubbled and bloomed like flowers in spring, staring down at Ellie who had become less irritated now and was settling down into the lovely embrace of Tess. The thing was that she loved them enough to deal with whatever motherhood threw at her. How couldn't Joel feel utterly proud of his fiancé? She was strong in ways that sometimes seemed invisible and, truthfully, he was whipped for her for that strong attitude. She never gave up.

If infatuation could be described, he would name it in call of their names.

"It ain't the case, darlin'. Just a side effect of growin' up." Joel stated, remembering the squishy form of the girls fitting in both arms, pink and tiny, and the exhausted aspect of Tess, drifting off after bringing them into the world. She'd already done enough. "You oughta worry when they're hittin' puberty. Now, they barely even know their names."

She laughed, the tone as sweet as the cherry pie she craved in the fall, tickling Ellie who was now as content as Sarah, flailing her arms around, the smatter of freckles crumpled in her chubby cheeks around her gummy smile. "Hm, maybe. Think you're ready for your other clothes, Ellie?"

Kissing his cheek, then Sarah's until she blew raspberries and left her ecstatic kicking the plush on Joel's chest, Tess pointed at the door with her head. "We'll be downstairs in a moment."

Joel waved Sarah's hand, watching with overwhelming love as Tess nuzzled Ellie's temple and whispered something; blissful, she would ponder what she did to deserve it, the answer would be the same. You didn't need to do anything, and that's true to me.

Downstairs, the radio host changed songs from The Cure to Bowie, and Joel poured the tea in his usual mug, telling Sarah all about his Texan memories miles and years ago.

Happy birthday Vane! @seethesunny

To the one of the most talented people out there! I'm so thankful these two brought us together. You're the best and you deserve all the happiness in this world 🥳 ILY 💕