#your ask

[anactualdump]

Can we get Chernobyl design thank you

heeere 🤸

[aphroditelovesu]

Good morning girl (well for me lol) I just woke up so it might not make sense idk 🤷🏾‍♀️

I can't help but think about when Alexander found out our girlie isn't a maiden. I Imagine what would happen when he came back.

⚠️Warning smut writing ahead⚠️

You moaned, tears from pain and pleasure, rolling down your cheeks as your husband, Alexander the Great brought you to your sixth climax, his cock drilled into you without mercy "You may not have your maidenhood, but I will give you what no man ever will. You will bear my heirs, my queen. We will bring a being of our love into this world!" Alexander moaned, slamming into you once more and filling your womb with his seed.

"You will be mine, forever."

The end

I think Girlie would be scared of being a mother so young, but best believe she'd love those kids.

Good night~ Now, as I'm replying, it's good night and sorry for the late reply 😭

In canon, our girl is a virgin by vote, but in an alternate au... 😈

And I LOVE your thirsty 😭❤️ I think it's very accurate with our Alex the Big (his new nickname) and him finding out our girl is a virgin or not is always an interesting thing 💕💕

If you have more, feel free to send them! ❤️❤️

Just like if you have requests for prompts or love letters, which are open, feel free to send them! 💕 and that can include some nsfw as well... 🖤

~ Lady L

[ilyuu-archive]

rei my lovely spouse the light of my life /p has anyone told you that you have a way with words? because YOU HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[twinliches]

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

[sanguinifex]

You gotta read and watch some old books and films that aren’t 100% modern politically correct. I’m not saying you should agree with everything in them but you need to learn where genres came from to understand what those genres are doing today and where media deconstructing old tropes is coming from.

Also, more often than you might think, they’re not actually promoting bigotry so much as “didn’t consider all the implications of something” or just used words that were polite then but considered offensive now.

Kill the censor in your head.

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

when I look at western media depictions of Chinese things I always look for gay lions

so lion statues have a male and female lion pair, male lions have a ball to play with and lionesses have a little baby to take care of (lion patriarchy)

Lot of westerners don't know this so they accidentally draw Gay Lions

look at them. love wins

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[problemnyatic]

when will we talk about the willful helplessness epidemic on here. So many people on this god forsaken website demand to have any and all things that exist outside their personal experiences directly, personally pre-chewed and spoonfed to them. And when you do, they'll then ask for you to swallow for them, too, because, you see, in THEIR experience..,

[batcavescolony]

Odysseus: I am different, I am no longer the man you married, it's been 20 long years but if you could just fall in love with me again?

Penelope: if you can do something for me

Odysseus: anything

Penelope: move my wedding bed.

Odysseus: I can't, it's made out of a living tree, to move it I would have to destroy it. How can yo-

Penelope: oh, I thought we were asking each other stupid questions?

Odysseus:

Penelope: 'FaLl iN lOvE wItH mE aGaiN' to do that I would have had to stop loving you.

[reality-detective]

1963 Refrigerator 🤔

[anactualdump]

Share more pirate information and MY LIFE IS YOURS 🙏

xD here but you don't owe me your life, I owe you my life

summary, no scripts sorry :/

ui and polaroid have been notorious partners of crime for years, stealing from other boats etc, so they're highly sought after

ui slowly changed to disagreeing with polaroid and turned good, becoming a good captain while polaroid decides to continue his pirate life solo.

ui the captain, captures polaroid whom tried to steal from him, but realises they recognise each other and bond again

ui too quickly made polaroid as captain too since he considers him equal despite the strength difference.

after a long while, one of ui's crew discovered polaroid communing with a third party and has been planning to betray everyone after a successful trip

polaroid found out ui knows and immediately went behind ui's back and threatened to kill him, forcing everyone to back off

under his command, polaroid slowly manipulated everyone that he's the better captain than ui, learning each crew and catering to their wants and needs more than usual

meanwhile holding ui hostage, polaroid tries to convince him he's still on his side but ui distrusts him

and then polaroid decided to try appeal to ui XD it didn't work too well but ui allows him to get closer (he enjoys the company lol)

meanwhile shi xuan is discovered as a stowaway, been hiding and eating the food all this time

she kinda knows about the mutiny happening in the ship but didn't care, so when shes discovered, she's turned to another hostage for polaroid, held at the captain's office along with ui and thats where they met and bonded

shi xuan has already had ideas to escape, and ui chipped in to share his own routes of escape, but was a bit hesitant to escape since he grew fond of polaroid, who's still treating ui like a partner (shi gags)

regardless ui and shi xuan managed to find a way to get away, which after realising they're gone, polaroid immediately went to go search for them instead of bringing the treasure to the third party

so polaroid ditched the ship and ends up with ui returning the threat of killing him LOL, pol backs off and they escape him, but he vows himself to hunt ui and shi down

so when they were pirate partners, they're like this lol

might get back to pirate au for this one 🤣

[aphroditelovesu]

Ok, since were playing the 'get to know the writer' game...

2, 29,37, 63 and 64 (fell free to only answer a few if its too many)

Also, I just wanted to be sure that you know that I freaking loved that 'Roxanna tries to poison Reader' request you did for me 😭❤️😭. I sent my praises and thoughts earlier this week, but I wanted to be doubly sure you know how much I loved it!

--O-

Sorry for not responding to your other messages yet. I'm having a complicated week and I'm going to have class on Saturday, so it's complicated. I'm very happy that you liked it! :) If you have any more requests, feel free to send them!

2 - Do you plan each chapter ahead or write as you go?

I write as I go. I don't plan chapters because if I plan it, it will never come out. I usually have an idea of ​​what I want to write but it doesn't always come out the way I thought, so I write something randomly until something comes out that I like. All TLQ chapters were like this and other posts of mine were written this way.

29 - What’s your revision or editing process like?

I don't have a process so to speak. I write and edit and revise at the same time and that's why you may find a lot of mistakes, but that's how I am. My attention deficit doesn't help, but it's not a habit I can ignore.

37- How do you choose where to end a chapter?

Whenever I think is best. I don't think there's a specific choice and it also depends a lot on how I want to hold the reader's attention, but generally I tend to finish a chapter when something important is about to happen.

63 - Something you hate to see in smut.

I wouldn't say I hate it, but I don't like it when the smut is too fake. Basically like it was pornography. Like the man has a two meter of penis and the woman is always a virgin and innocent. How pain automatically turns into pleasure in the first time, things like that.

I like something more realistic, I'm not going to lie. You can judge me if you want 😛

64 - Something you love to see in smut.

Realism or the minimum fidelity to reality. Especially if the character is a virgin, I like to read how everything happens. From before they go to bed and after. I really like it when both characters receive and give pleasure to each other equally.

I think precision smuts are what I like the most. Sometimes the sex wasn't always good and I like reading this, because it reminds me of reality.

~ Lady L

[littlemut]

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