#your Jordan's are fake
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This is on a simp list on Discord btw-
#dj music man#fnaf djmm#djmm#musicman#music man#simp list#I love DJ Music Man sm#I wanna give DJ a lil kiss#Bro above me is basic af#angus if you ever see this#your Jordan's are fake
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there’s a river in egypt that barry allen swims laps around
[Blackest Night #4, Green Lantern 2011 #38]
#what’s his fucking problem#barry allen#hal jordan#halbarry#the flash#green lantern#dc#panels#alt text#described#i doubt the GL writer thought abt how a speedster’s metabolism works w alcohol#but just imagine pretending to be tipsy so you can pour your heart out to your best friend w plausible deniability#fake drunk confession…
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just finished berserk and FUCK GRIFFITH.
I hate that little bitch boy so bad, fumbled not one but TWO bad bitches and got mad cause in the end they did not belong to anyone but each other. WOMP WOMP. I was rooting for that sharp tree bark.. this is the shallowest anime review but I'm so MAD rn I can't think of more polished words.
#guts and casca#guts berserk#casca berserk#casca#griffith#berserk#griffith berserk#fuck griffith#dude hes just not INTO YOU#dude SHES just not into you#nothing in the world could excuse whatever the fuck that was#griffith your jordans are fake as fuck
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QUICK ASK THEM TO SPELL SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
#Delicious in Dungeon#Marcille Donato#Chilchuck Tims#Laios Touden#Senshi of Izganda#FIRST OF ALL.........YOUR JORDANS ARE COMPLETELY FAKE
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#gen v#genv#gen v prime#gen v incorrect quotes#gen v meme#gen v fake tweet#gen v fake tweets#gen v social media#gen v social media au#gen v socials au#jordan li#marie moreau#limoreau#mariejordan#marie moreau x jordan li#jordan is down bad for marie#emma meyer#me you and your friend steve
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Best gorl
#the back of her head where her hair is tied up is meant to look like a fish tail#also gave her fake skirt so they’re shorts that look like a skirt. bc I like drawing da whole leg#girl who looks at you and calls your Jordan’s fake#myart#my art#my oc#oc#oc ref sheet#oc reference sheet#reference#original character#character design#orca#killer whale#humanoid#serilda
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never understood the YA trope of immortal supernatural creature masquerading as a teenager bc if i were ten thousand years old and incredibly powerful i promise you high school is the absolute fucking last place i would want to be
#like just get a fake id and tell everyone youre 21 with a babyface or whatever#why would you willingly subject yourself to high school#jordan talks
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#your jordans are fake Kidou#I was gonna do it with Kidou and Ichihoshi but I was too lazy#I know it's not accurate I know I know#inazuma eleven#inazuma eleven meme#kidou yuuto#genda koujirou#kazemaru ichirouta
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Man I feel like I could write a whole essay about Nope rn and I am so tempted!
#the way the alien acts as a perfect metaphor for the way media consumes and spits out people and things at a moments notice#the danger it causes and the reason why its safer to leep your head down (doubly thematic bc the main family involved in black)#the way it models social media#the death of it being that it consumed skmething too fake and large for it to handle#being a perfect foil to the rampant rise of ai and fake content#the dads death is so poignant in so many more ways than one and god i could go on forever about this movie#nope 2022#nope#jordan peele is a mf genius for this one ugh!!!
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Fall
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Anglo Usamerican leftists love to minimize how damaging shitheads like Castro and Stalin were to their respective regions and still manage to be surprised when Latinos and Central/Eastern Europeans don't take up the communism thing eagerly.
#''we haven't tried true communism yet'' we have! and it sucked! because old communist frameworks just lend themselves to authoritarianism!#stop clinging to frameworks dreamed up by would-be dictators and get out there and actually do something in your local community#i promise you it's much better and actually puts leftism in practice instead of spending time online bullying immigrants/foreigners#and while you're at it stop making fun of genocides and human rights violations that happened/happen under communist countries#sorry not sorry but making fun of shit like the holodomor and the cambodian genocide is always in poor taste#L + ratio + your jordan's are fake + if you think Latinos and CEEs and East Asians are so ignorant for fleeing communist countries#go there instead
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their jordans are fake as fuck
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While I was searching for new music inspo, this pops up.
The PR is PR-ing eh Hendo. 😂
ExCiTiNg for suuuuuuure
youtube
#jordan henderson#hendo#Youtube#mans acting like he wanted to play for the team his whole life#babe if it wasn't for your old pal going there you would not have even known they existed#so lets not get all fake happy and what not#also he's definitely getting called up for International duty
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okay on the one hand i get why this was cut, it would’ve messed with the flow of the scene and muddled its effectiveness especially when tied into the themes of the movie as a whole but on the other hand what the fuck. oh my fucking god. do you know the damage to my psyche this would’ve done if i’ve seen this onscreen even just reading it is making me feel insane. holy fucking shit
#okay obligatory disclaimer that this was sourced from a reddit post that i could not access#not in this specific paragraph but in another part of the wiki talking about this#so if this is fake i apologize. however#the implications…….#jordan peele i am inside your fucking walls#nope 2022#marshy speaks
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