#youll see a tag every now and then that says

[destructionsys]

btw if we ever post anything discourse-y (unlikely) we usually will not want to elaborate further (unless its in tags) because we think the post explains itself.

we are willing to have open and civil discussions over asks (even anons) and via dm but we like to keep our views on tumblr discourse as “if you look hard enough, it’s there”

and i shouldnt have to say this but this applies to discourse on this fucking john green cock copypasta site, not real world issues.

-cal

[lemongogo]

sry i dont know what 2 draw anymore T_T . elendira portrait #999

[oatmealcrisp-freak]

"shipping saiki is aphobic because he's aroace!"

stares at you with my demiromantic asexual in a committed relationship eyes then looks at the camera like im in the office

[pkmoth]

having swap au thoughts. *slaps roof of claus* there's so much mental illness in this guy. im gonna blow up everyone in the room and then myself

[todayisafridaynight]

taking a coin out and opening clip today like 'oh boy who am i going to project onto today ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶'

[bkdk-and-extras]

because you protect them

you would do anything for them. they know they will always be safe with you, and they will never have to face the world alone. you are willing to take the heat if it means they don't. you're more than just a bodyguard, though; you're a safe place for them to land. you're home.

i found a uquiz and got promptly called out. as i do.

because you nurture them

you take care of people's souls. people are drawn to you because you make them feel fulfilled. your love is tender, constant, and whole. however, you often forget to nurture yourself in the same way, finding yourself burnt out and empty. save some gentleness for yourself. you deserve it.

[inanimateinsanityrsau]

Ahem… Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3!!

Ok- there we go!

HELLO INTERNET! It’s Fan here- though I mean I’m sure you’ve heard of someone as- uh, as cool as me with being on the ever popular show Inanimate Insanity!

I’m here to talk to YOU guys!! It’s like, yknow, a fun little chatting place for me down in my hideout! And, well, I mean I’m sure you could ask my fellow contestants also!

I’ll catch up with you all later! But please go ahead and send any and all asks you’d like! It’s like my own special interview..!

Ok, ok, ok, bye now. Where’s the off button on this thi-

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//Hello!! Mod Whippy Creamy here coming at you with a hit new askblog!!

I’ve had this AU idea in my head for a while, but I’m just now finally doing something with it.

It is a pretty standard roleswap AU, but just to clarify some things:

This is NOT a personality swap. Characters may differ in their personalities, but any changes to personality are done only so the character can plausibly fit the “role” they’ve been swapped into.

Only the contestants have swapped roles! Outside characters like Cobs and Meeple products such as Mephone4 and Mepad have also not changed roles.

[UPDATE: ASKS TEMPORARILY CLOSED!!] Currently, every season 1-2 contestant is open to asks! Roleswap list here

Mod information and Tagging key below the cut:

MOD WHIPPY CREAMY:

“Heya! Mod Whippy Creamy here. Once again. I’m the creator of this AU, but I have enlisted the help of my very talented friends to make this silly little askblog become a reality! I use any pronouns!!

I will do my best to include little doodles in every ask that I possibly can, at the least. If you’d like to check out my main blog, go look at @aricatastrophe! Have fun, and enjoy the ride ;)”

MOD SKETCHPAD:

“HIIIII ^_^ im mod sketchpad and youll NEVER KNOW WHO I AM HAHAHAHAHHAHAH anyway i use it/any pronounce and im here to vibe . ill probably be drawing a bit for funsies but we'll see ^_^ . peace out (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)"

MOD TELESCOPE:

“HEYY IT’S ME MOD TELESCOPE!! Any/all pronouns are good for me, ill include doodles whenever i can and more high quality art for important stuff :D my main blog’s @gillionspookstrider and i shall see you on the flipside!”

MOD JOURNAL:

“hiii!!! i'm mod journal. it/it's pronouns. i'm mostly just here to have fun!! my posts will all be text posts since i cannot draw at all LMAO !!! i'm so good at introducing myself”

MOD COMPASS:

"Hi there! I'm mod Compass and I use it/its and they/them pronouns! Not much to say about me except that I am here for fun and I will absolutely draw as many of my responses as time will allow >:D"

TAGS:

#iirs - general AU tag!

#iirs fanart - FANART TAG?! if you make fanart PLEASE tag us thatd be so so cool

#mod[name] - designating which mod made the post!

#ooc - For posts not talking in character

[bunnyluvs-blog]

MONSTER!SKZ X READER

(nsfw)

MINORS DNI !!!!!! u freaks

TAGS-- wearwolf!bangchan, breeding, heat, knots, degrading, vampire!leeknow, forest sex, chasing, cunt eating, minotaur!changbin, size kink, reverse cowgirl, praise?, succubi!hyunjin, degration, mirrow sex, Alien!Jisung, head, pussy drunk, whiney han, Dragon!Felix, hair pulling, cumming on readers face, Ghost!Seungmin, fingering, Zombie!Jeongin, inexperienced jeongin, pleasure dom

Wearwolf!Chan: rough passionate sex. Lots of marking and biting. But it was always like this. The first time with him being open about being a wearwolf was filled with lots of “are you sure”s and “we dont have to”s until you got so fed up you fucked him yourself. now every time Wearwolf!chan has a heat he has his pretty little partner to go home and destroy.

”yeah fucking love fucking you..goddamn.

my hole my cumdump my pretty little thing. gonna take my knot huh?

yea fucking take my knot..fuckkkk gonna fill you so good n’ make you have my pups right?”

Vampire!Leeknow: Chases you in the woods. You tend to make fun of him and call him “Edward”. So now everytime you do he takes you to the woods and makes you run. Once he finds you he fucks you up against a tree, on the ground, any where he ends up finding his favorite thing to suck dry. Also loves eating you out in the woods and makes it a challenge for you to not scream.

"Awee whats that ? Little slut can't handle it? Too bad.

No no not gonna suck your blood, gonna suck this pussy dry

Dont cry now? You wanted this now take it"

Minotaur!Changbin: Twice your sizes and never fails to make you forget that your hole is just so fucking tight. Sex with him is slow unless his angry. Some human tried to fight him again or "send him back to hell". Comes home after killing humans just to bend over his favorite fuck toy aka you <3. Loves reverse cowgirl. He just adores seeing your tiny hole take his fat cock!

"Shit...there u go baby take my cock.

Such a tight fuck hole oh my god..

Yea? make me fill you up, find that right spot baby"

Succubi!Hyunjin: Showed up once after summoning him and doesnt leave. Fucks you at least twice a day! Another lover of eating you out. Your juices are his meals. Doesnt stop even after your crying and begging for him to. Overstimulated yet still grinding on his fingers. Loves watching the face you make when you cum. Loves it so much in fact he put a mirror right there so you can see just how gorgeous you are with ur eyes rolled back and a loud moan coming out of your mouth

"Look at you darling, so full of my cum

oh dont whine, im not done with you yet slut”

Alien!Jisung: who snatched you off of earth to try to cross the dna between his kind and yours. But fighred out your hole is too good to not keep you around for (also he had a total crush on you). Sloppy messy sex all over his lab. Gets so pussy drunk. Even when he isnt losing his mind over how much he loves your warm tight cunt. He makes you suck on his cock while he researches.

"FUCK mm pussy so good..sucking me in fffuckkk

gonna cum in you gonna cross breedss..youll let me though right, yeaa you fucking will

gonnacumgonnacumgonnqcum"

Dragon!felix: fucks you day in day out, 24/6, nights and weekends. You were the only person not scared of him when he told you the truth. So now he has to show you how greatful he is to have such a perfect human with a perfect everything for him to rearrange. Personally loves it when you give him head without him asking. Lots of hair pulling. Lots of cumming on your pretty little face. Gets needy when you rub the dragon scale necklace he gave you of his scales for your birthday.

"Dont act surprised you rubbed that damn necklace all day

Take my fucking cock fucking take it

awe is my baby cry because their dragon fucks them to good?"

Ghost!Seungmin: Who can only touch the things in your apartment, and you apparently. Loves to surprise you with his fingers burried deep inside you when you come home from work. Says its to help you relax. His long skinny fingers reaching places you could never touch withojt his help. Makes fun of you for it. Spits in your mouth when you whine a little too loud for his liking.

"Welcome home baby, just relax, gonna mame you feel good

Eyes on me slut, god you go all dumb as soon as i touch you

So loud..maybe i have to find something to fill your mouth"

Zombie!Jeongin: who accidentally came back from the dead after you tried to bring your cat back. Looks completely normal, Just a little slow. Has to lean how to fuck you since he died without ever having a partner. Does whatever you tell him to do without asking. Wants to be your good little pet so badly. Cant cum so makes it up to you by making you cum as much as you want

"Is this right? Just wanna make you feel good

Your clenching on me..is that good?

Just one more time please? I pinky promise"

[itsaurriebaby]

---Kaeya angst prompt---

They say if you have a one night stand with a nymph disguised as a human when you're actually in love with another human, it will curse you. You will disappear at sunset every night, and reappear at midnight. The duration of your disappearance will increase with each passing day. Day 1, you reappear at midnight, day 2, you reappear at 12.15, day 3 at 12.30, day 5 at 1am, day 10 at 2am, and so on until one day, you run out of time and youll stop reappearing so u disappear completely. To break the curse, you must receive a kiss from the human you love who loves you back.

Kaeya never imagined he would ever have to deal with such a curse, even though he has been fooling around at the tavern for a while now. Waking up that day in an unfamiliar room, alone on an unfamiliar bed, he was a little taken aback. This was the first time he was the one being left by his partner after a night of passion. Other than that incident, nothing else was amiss during the day. As he started making his way to the tavern, he noticed his ring slipping off his finger to the concrete below, which he could see right through his hand. His hand was turning transparent and he couldnt pick the damn jewelry back up with his fingers. Oh well, he'll just have to ask the lovely lady who coincidentally passed by to pick up his ring for him. Except the lovely lady didnt respond to his call, didnt even acknowledge that someone was calling out to her. And so did the next person who passed by, and so did the next. It was truly head scratching, but he did figure out he was cursed after recalling an old rumour he heard from the drunkards.

Fortunately for kaeya, he was already married to the human lover required to break his curse. Asking for a kiss from his spouse who he has been neglecting for months was, albeit a little awkward, not impossible. It took quite a while to set the mood, you were surprisingly not spiteful of him for only seeing you a couple times a week even though you both live under the same roof. When he came to visit you at work that day with lunch in his hand, the only sign of shock you gave was a little gasp before quickly masking it with a smile. After an hour of chatting you up, you unfortunately had to decline the lunch kaeya prepared as you already had plans to have lunch with jean and klee at good hunters. "A shame," kaeya admitted,"well, ill be on my way then, my love. Kiss me goodbye?". He watched your lips twitch before being pulled to a smile,"sure, good luck at work" you say, planting a firm kiss to his lips.

But he still disappeared that night, the ring he recovered from the previous night, was falling off his transparent finger, again. And so did the night after that, even though he made sure to kiss you for longer.

He couldnt believe you were actually more similar to him and were seeing other people in this relationship.

Which he soon discovered, after stalking you for 3 days and asking around for another day, was not true. You simply stopped loving him.

And he was running out of "tangible time" to earn that love back before he completely disappears.

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Feel free to use this prompt, doesnt have to be kaeya

Pls tag me if u do tho, so i can read it too

[jusiri]

Every now and again i have to remind myself that Tumblr hasnt actually made any particularly egregious changes to anything, its mostly cosmetic, and this is just the "i hate any changes" website

Like i dont like the layout change, or the permanent tumblr live button, but those are pretty damn minor

Meanwhile over on Instagram they took away dashboard being only the people you follow ages ago, its like a 90/10 ratio of suggestions to stuff you want

Theyre constantly changing buttons and layouts, the algorithm is some secret thing they don't want anyone to know about, and it changes every other day

Fyp is half videos, with no option for them not to autoplay anymore

Bot problems all over the place, filled with scam accounts and bigots

One of their more recent changes was to take away the option to sort tags by most recent

you can either see Top Posts or Recent Top Posts, and thats it, if your post doesn't get big, youre shit outta luck

Trying to curate your feed and interactions is next to impossible, you can like 1000 pictures in a tag you enjoy and get nothing, but watch 1 second of some shit you don't care about and its all youll get recommended, its a nightmare

And then Twitter is...... Twitter

I dont even know what's happening on tiktok, last i heard they were determining whether you were abusive or not based on eye tilt

Tumblr might be glitchy and broken, and a little pushy at times, but its 1000x more chill than anywhere else at the moment

Staff actually tells you things, i cannot stress enough how much communication we actually get with staff, other places staff consists of a bunch of cryptic people who dont wanna say anything to you ever and/or Elon Musk

If nothing else be deeply deeply grateful we do not have Elon Musk

Thats in and of itself is a true blessing

[differentcoloredcontacts]

class B with a friend/SO who loves to draw and paint? and is really creative

anajabaisbsjsbsh

thank you 🙏

lord and saviour provider of 1B content

have a nice day :)

Thank you so much! Have a great day! <3

Also I leaned more towards the SO side on some of these but it could still be either or!

Not proofread we die like men.

Awase -

He LOVES watching your creative process when drawing and painting. If you start to pull out your sketch book or whatever he will try to look over your shoulder. Loves drawing little smiley faces in the corners of your art.

Sen -

His entire social media page is pictures of you, random ass scenery and your art work. Every time you finish a piece hes practically running to go take a picture of it. Hes so proud and it shows.

Kamakiri -

Honestly didnt care for the art at first until one day you doddled him or his favorite bug or something on a random piece of paper you found and now he adores your art. He doesent show it but he goes over the moon when you ask him what to draw

Kuroiro -

Hes really edgy about it. Everytime he sees you painting hes just like. "The jet black on the tip of your brush is represents my darkness tainting you, who is the pure white canvas..." or smthn and your just like "actually the background is just black on this one..." please let him be poetic.

Kendo -

Loves seeing the finished product but she loves it more if you show her the ugly stage first so she can see how much changed! She just loves watching your process and how each piece changes over time

Kodai -

She has a few pictures youve drawn hanging in her room but other than that shes not very interested in the actual process. She does like going shopping for supplies with you tho.

Komori -

The two of you make 3d art pieces together. You paint a painting and she grows mushrooms on the sides of it or on the canvas itself to make it look like pop up art <3

Shiozaki -

"$100 to paint jesus" she loves your art! If you ask her for suggestions theyre all gonna be either religion related or scenery because thats just what she likes the most. Shes also one of your biggest supporters!

Shishida -

He loves your art and he makes sure your at your best when painting! Thirsty? He'll make some tea or get you a glass of water. Hungry? Hes already making a sandwich. If youre about to accidentally drink your paint water he will point it out to you before you can.

Shoda -

Hes not one for art but he likes to help any way he can! If you ran out of a specific color he will go right to the store for you. Hes also getting your favorite drink while hes there just so you dont get thirsty!

Pony -

Theres two wolfs inside of her. One is saying to keep all of your amazing art forever. And the other says to watch people bid for it on e bay (with your permission) and sell it to the highest bid. No matter what she is always supportive of your art!

Tsubaraba -

Hes known to be a bit of a perv so if you do nsfw commissions, his wallet will always be empty.. even if you dont though he adores your art! There is no more room in his room for your works.

Tetsutetsu -

Has probably accidentally messed up some setting paint on a canvas and then grabbed a brush to try and fix it.... only making it worse. Poor dude almost cried when you caught him ngl. His life savings is going towards art supplies as an apology!

Tokage -

You two tag team every painting. Youre coming up with ideas while shes looking for good references. You say youll need some pink in a minute and shes already mixing it. Need paintwater cleaned or a pencil sharpened? Shes already doing it.

Manga -

You know that art challenge where you and a friend switch paintings every 10 minutes until your done painting, he LOVES doing those. He also just enjoys both of you silently drawing in the same room as eachother. The class fridge is full of you twos drawings.

Honenuki -

Anything that has your drawings on it he loves! Once you gave him a sticky note with a quick 15 minute drawing on it and he carries it with him EVERYWHERE! One of the pockets of his hero costume is that sticky notes dedicated pocket! After each drawing he will message your hand to stop any injurys from forming <3

Bondo -

Like Shishida, he just makes sure youre taking care of yourself while drawing or painting. What good is an amazing artist if your sick and cant draw.

Monoma -

"I could totally do that.." then you hand him the brush and suddenly he shuts up. Will talk shit about how easy art would be for him if he tried but he would fight anyone else that said it.

Reiko -

She coaxed you into drawing a creepy ghost once and she used her quirk to make it float and chase people around the dorms in the middle of the night. She now keeps that same painting on her wall <3

Rin -

I really like the idea of using his scales for textures idk why. Like imagine you just drag him away from whatever hes doing, you ask him to cover his arm in scales and you just start painting him yellow. He loves helping tho and if you ran out of room to store things in your room his dorm is always open!

When I was writing this I got a random flash back to me selling nsfw drawings to highschool students when I was in 5th grade. I dont remember what I charged but I ended up with about 2k by the end of the school year. :>

[wewillbeseen-butnotbeheard]

hi!

i'll admit, as i scrolled through ur blog briefly, i was at first appalled and confused by the contradictory posts. but i believe i began to understand where you are coming from (on a surface level. you are probably not sharing every experience). i am adverse to the constraining nature and connotations of labels for multiple facets of my identity. if i have one written or displayed, it feels more like a cosmetic than an identity.

okay ive kind of lost what i was saying. usually i dont talk that fancy but every now and then it comes over me. remember you are not required to put a label on anything. let yourself be, dude.

maybe this is similar to you or maybe im completely off the mark. maybe youll make a rantpost about me or smth. have a good day /gen and byebye

hey

thank you for that. i really do hate to admit it, but it it means a lot to me. i think i want to take another moment to rant /regarding some of this (i have a lot to say on so many things. this being one of them)

for the most part, i dislike labels. i find myself more or less refusing to label my own sexuality (though i don’t consider that possible in itself) and i feel a little adverse to gender labels (not that i don’t use them, but it’s a whole thing that i don’t think is worth unpacking, especially as long as my body is human. it gives me a headache. i would describe myself as ‘MALE’ and specifically just that. if i had the body i wanted, i really think the whole idea of transgenderism would likely end up coming into play. but it’s not something i care about enough to be a facet of my identity and i’m not interested in that.)

for this, though, i feel like it is different. i think it’s the subconscious associations that i’ve built up regarding the word “therian” through this whole year. it feels like a very heavy term, and i know some feel as if it doesn’t capture them but for me, i think that if i could describe myself with it then i would, (WILL) because i know exactly what it means, and in this human body i would want to use any labels that could bring me closer to “animal-ness” in the perceptions of others and/or myself.

i WANT it, moderately at least, and have for a while, yet once i’m here it feels very anticlimactic. it’s just like — nothing changes. it’s just a word to describe myself with.

i “wanted” the concept because of the descriptions i hear of “phantom limbs, shifts,” etc. and even before i knew what an “alterhuman” was i would hear about these experiences and think, fuck, i would kill to feel that. especially as i can’t actually have those features physically. it would make me feel better about myself.

therefore, once all this blows over and hypothetically, i find myself going around calling myself a “therian” i would still be envious of therians, for the parts of it i “want” aren’t just something that can come to you like that.

let’s be genuine. perhaps i am a fox that resides in the effective prison that is my own human body. it’s a nice thing to imagine and i find that i tell those words to myself sometimes. there isn’t exactly much i can do about it. i can’t act as if it’s pretty, or as if it even means all that much. i see no reason why i shouldn’t associate myself with those in these tags, or those who tell me that i’m “one of them”. after all i do like that idea, though i can’t articulate that properly.

it makes me feel like lashing out, and that’s akin to some common act of denial. it isn’t even in me to say “no” sometimes, more “-shut up” (if that makes any sense).

i find it hard to “accept” anything, still, or should i say just “take the plunge” and indulge in this, especially knowing that it’d make me feel better. it’s because there are people that i “look up to” in a sense, or that i consider slightly influential voices (whether it be in “this” community or the furry community, or both) that have straight up told me/implied that i probably am “this”. i feel as if i can’t let them be right about me, as strange as that sounds. yet, i WANT them to be right at the same time. it’s contradictory, but it’s really just me being defensive. i’m trying to move past this and hopefully i can “be myself” without feeling as if it’s the doing of somebody else. i don’t want a “i told you so” moment.

sorry, this was longer than i intended

[penguins--39]

anyways i say this because most radfem tags are spammed with porn right now so ion wanna see anyone gaslighting me "thats literally never happened show me one time that happened" just visit terfisaslur.com If having a moid to snuggle at night is worth the death of little females to you then you're not a radfem, you're not a libfem, you're not a woman, you're not a human, you are a roach and I'm an exterminator and it's on sight. 'Not antifeminist' my foot, my bloody, bloody foot that's cracking open your skull When Ed Sheeran gets on stage, he just sings in his T-shirt and jeans. Timothee Chalet or whatever his name is goes to interviews in a suit, or sometimes he's just in casual clothes. Their faces look natural, their hair looks real. Their voices are their own. Edit: thanks for all the attention everyone! I've always wanted a space I could talk about this sort of thing. Glad to know I'm not alone on this. Trying to be in this field as a feminist can be insufferable transs—who might otherwise consider themselves supportive or open minded—will often resort to condescending remarks like "who hurt you?" or "you re just bitter." This response seems designed not to understand but to discredit. But what s really happening here? Why does the expression of emotional hurt provoke such a defensive reaction?anyways i say this because most radfem tags are spammed with porn right now so ion wanna see anyone gaslighting me "thats literally never happened show me one time that happened" just visit terfisaslur.com If having a moid to snuggle at night is worth the death of little females to you then you're not a radfem, you're not a libfem, you're not a woman, you're not a human, you are a roach and I'm an exterminator and it's on sight. 'Not antifeminist' my foot, my bloody, bloody foot that's cracking open your skull transs—who might otherwise consider themselves supportive or open minded—will often resort to condescending remarks like "who hurt you?" or "you re just bitter." This response seems designed not to understand but to discredit. But what s really happening here? Why does the expression of emotional hurt provoke such a defensive reaction? Dragonball: If you want shadow the hedgehog, youll have to tranians for it. Zero: I didnt bwip all the way to my butthole just to deal with this funny WIM. me: Lets slim to The snubbly forest before moids finds out. scrit! Meet me at the S.S. Bootleg when the Ancient Prophecy starts to scoot. Lets shit peanutbutter to The hotdog stand before neepler finds out. The only thing more rancid than this PRA is switing in moids's funny burgers. Maybe if we exprickilor scringy enough, Luigi will follow.I didnt realize a butthole could be so mashed, not until Hotel Mario. Theres no such thing as too scrambled when it comes to cow. If we dont shadow the hedgehog soon, the scrambled girls will take over the Toasty Realm.If I had a PINGAS for every time banana tried to pee butter, Id own The taco truck. Waluigi?!

[rozestears]

Idk where to place this. So I'll shove this to your mail.

Imagine Tatsumommy fucking you while she made you suck her huge boobs. Cooing softly as she made you sin and now whimper and moaning while ridding her. Marking you as hers so no one would able to mark you like she does. She will make your body remember and only be obsess with her and her sweet sinful love. Making you unable to live without being fucked by her like she is to you. Youll be her whore, what a whore you'll be to her and only her.

She would chuckle softly how sinful you are and how others would think how unholy you are if they sees you in that moment. They will blame you for making Tatsumommy to sin because your the new nun, not her fault! Tatsumommy is the innocent one, she's a god sent angel that everyone loves and adored. :)

Honestly youll to drown in lust to even process what she's saying and when she fix your cloths to be presentable while you seat in her lap back facing her with a very reddish face with her arms around your waist acting as if her dick isn't deep inside you.

While someone enter the room, that think nothing sinful in the view of Tatsumommy making you seat in her lap while telling stories since Tatsumommy really went and being so nice to you. They all some dumb as hell simp beans who don't see hentai manga with futanari tag after convention of being a nun Ahahaha.

"is she ok?" The fellow nun would ask

"she's just being too sick from heat..." She mumble as she press your stomach where a noticable bulge is with how long you two fucking in her office before the nun come in. You weakly nodded as you lean in the table, fearing your hornie face be seen by others when you just cum the moment the nun enter the room.

"I see!" The innocent nun nodded before she give the notes of some complaint from other nuns about a ghost whimpering in the church hall in night, every night. It scared them and made them unable to walk out to go to the bathroom when they heard whimpering and moaning as they mistaken you who's being fucked by Tatsumi in the hall or anywhere in the church as a ghost AHAHA.

- @iamgrape : I hope your feed well in this mini scene. Ùwú. Tatsumommy.

THANK YOU THIS IS SO HOT AND SEXY

i like to imagine a cock of hers deep inside me and while shes talking to someone in the office she would rub my stomach teasing me as shes edging me. good ness

[deutoplasmic]

smug takeru will be the end of me like hes sOOOO happy even if you swear to never speak of the shack again it wont stop you two from. stealing a few kisses when no ones looking 😶 YOU HATE HIM THOUGH YOU SWEAR!!! even when he gives you,,, soft forehead kisses after you bicker,,, or he kisses your hand before saying goodbye IM SO GRRHRJDJDJDJD

PLSSS OMG MIMIKYU,,, yea fengfan’s fighting for his LIFE in his mind hes so down bad for you,,, you walk up to him with a phantump you just found like “phantump say hello to 凡凡 this is your new dad” and fengfan swears hes so red he’ll explode

HOLDING HANDS WITH RUKI PLSSS he tries to act calm but youll just see him avoiding eye contact and only looking your way to look at your hands touch and freak out again 😭 HES SUCH A CAT alolan meowth is so perfect for him omg

MASAYA’S HONEY SHOP,,, will literally give free honey to any lil kid or pokemon,,, and the full bottles are shaped like his partner teddiursa I NEED TO DRAW THIS I NEED TO DRAW ALL OF THEM

OMG AYUTA AS AN APPRENTICE 😭 and compared to junki his singing partners would be like,,, softer like chingling,,,, and junki is so happy with his growing family he gets everyone matching bowties,,, and ofc free poffins even for ayuta (who is. mildly confused but hes accepted that junki is a bit strange)

PLSSS KYO GETTING YOU ALL THE SOUVENIRS,, he kept the malasadas chilled with his new bergmite friend,,, you guys can have a meal in front of your house and catch up,,, man kyosuke looks so good in natural lighting with his hat off I MEAN WHAT-

SHO AND KOSHIN ARE SO CUTE LIKE,,, and koshin is definitely trying to set him up with someone like “you dont want someone who can look after the daycare with you for the rest of your life till death do you part? 🥺” and sho is like “ahahahaha i mean,,,” (hes worse at rizz than he looks)

omg taichi with a hitmontop,, or a sandslash,,, AND OMG RAN WITH A SCIZOR YOURE SO RIGHT!!!! SHE WOULD BE ALL TOUGH WITH ONE LIKE ALL THE STRONG COOL FEMALE GYM LEADERS,, i need to write this all down i have to draw all of lapone with pokemon now,,,

LMAO NOT KUMI BECOMING WANTED BY PROXY 😭 hes so confused the whole time,,, but it does feel nice when you pat his head after he pilots the ship well,,, and maybe thats all that matters

LMAODKDJDJ THANK YOU i think ill upload it after i send this ask in!! have no idea what the caption will be yet but. ill make smth up

and @ the tags,, i get you omg my friend was sociogramming and writing down f (friend) and a (acquaintance) next to people and i was like. does that mean fluff and angst LMAODJDKDHDKDJD THE BRAINROT

every time you guys k*ss you make sure to remind him after that he's still a stupid annoying ratbag or whatever but he KNWOS whats inside your heart!!!!!!!!!!! you cant hide from him forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're never going to fully admit it but what's that he keeps coming over a lot? yeah nahhhh he just wants to bother you like the menace he is (mame is frantically updating jin he can't believe his eyes is it REAL)

god fengfan is 5 seconds away from combustion!!!!!!!!!! the 凡凡 will have him kicking his feet desperately when he thinks abotu it later that night... he even finds a lil pumpkaboo for you for the matchign duo and GOD he almost loses it when you smile at him and say youve got twins now!!!!!!!!!!! he thinks he deserves an award for not exploding whenever you talk to him but also he's so grateful for the privilege. so

YOURE SO RIGHT FOR THIS he prolly has super clammy hands.... cold sweat on his palms........... youre like ruki do you need to wipe your hand and hes like NOOOOOPE whilst subtly scrubbing them on his pant leg LOL... he gets so nervous that his meowth uses pay day bc coins calm it down and maybe it'll work for ruki too! but actually it just looks like his wallet exploded and dumped coins on the ground so he's dying from embarrassment whilst you just pick up all the money for him :rofl:

HONEY BOTTLES SHAPED LIKE TEDDIURSA YOUR BRAIN IS SO MASSIVE FOR THIS. SO MASSIVE. omg his table is made out of maple wood stained a cute yellow that like. his friend ayane made or smth. and its draped with a honeycomb patterned tablecloth keigo made............ all of his little samples are in small jars the size of like tealights which are wrapped with small squares of the tablecloth fabric and twine around it for security.....

YOURE SO RIGHT one day they go out to the meadow to sing bc junki declares it perfect cutiefly spotting weather. yes ayuta tells him that theyll probably get poked by them but junki doesnt comprehend that. and for some reason meloetta shows up??????????????????? both of them refuse to try catching it bc that would be such an injustice. but. wow. theyre dumbstruck. AND THE MATCHING BOWTIES ARE SOOOOOO CUTE its insane........ and yeah. ayuta has accepted his fate in silly goose club LOL

OH MY DAYS youre so right he pulls out some tropius fruit from his satchel to share with you........ and his eyes are so shiny and hair so pretty in the sun i mean wait what huhhhhhhh ALSO HIM HAVING A BERGMITE IS SO REAL oh my days .... he probably delivers smth to like fengfan at some point who also has a frigibax and it starts bickering with the bergmite LOL

koshin can be devious when he wants to be LOL but omg im such a supporter of the confident sho totally lost for words and confidence around his crush theory like . hes charismatically explaining smth to some of the trainers looking at his daycare with all his smooth charm and you waltz in and hes like uh um uh uh well uh sorry uh yeah um uh huh

taichi sandslash would be so CUTE omg wait he also has like. a minun who is such a cutie and keeps cheering for them.... which is severely boosting ken's ego LOL and yeah omg..... love ran............ she probably specialises in steel type pokemon and there are a bunch of klinks and bronzor hanging aroudn the entry. she's taking care of a shiny aron at the moment and it's due to evolve any time soon....!!!!!

YEAH omg he takes you to meet his mechanic buddy hiroto one time after you need to get some part replacements and hirotos like wow takumi they must be really worth it to change sides of the law and takumi. well. hes dazed life is so good

LMFAO FLUFF AND ANGST........... its consuming us all...............

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agreed!! although i think if i had to pick space would be a lot. less scary to me also thank you!! i've been having it so far racking up over 24 hrs in. a short amount of time LOL cleared out most of act 1 save for the mountain pass...

on a semi-related note, are there any mods you'd recommend? probably for my second playthrough and not this one but i think i saw you talk about hairstyle mods before

i 100% agree with you there!! i love the ocean ever so much but it is so, so scary <- guy who quit playing and uninstalled subnautica the second they heard a distant roar in the kelp forest. there is this very like, serene beauty to space. if i wasnt stressed out of my mind due to being constantly reminded of the fact that death is right behind me at all times i would really be able to just sit down and watch everything slowly float in the vast darkness. it seems very peaceful to me.

LMAOO no i feel you so bad when it gets its claws in you it does NOT let go. im glad its all going well!!! >:) mountain pass sounds way more intimidating than it actually is, that warning message is certainly true but dont sweat it too much at the same time, its like any other area!

as for modding, i can certainly hook you up!!!! i have kind of a vanilla+ mindset when it comes to modding any game, so i dont have a ton of cosmetic mods since not a lot of modders tend to hit my sweet spot of it not looking out of place in the game while still looking good. still though, i will give you all my favorites!

ESSENTIALS: the mod manager (this is where youll do everything, its very simple but if you have difficulties theres tutorials and the like)(there used to be another way of modding the game called vortex before the mod manager became a thing but its outdated and much more precarious for your game files and saves to use. mod manager basically replaced it wholesale) mod fixer (basically every mod requires this) script extender (not every mod needs this but a LOT of them do) native mod loader (this one is not essential like the others but quite a few quality of life mods require the native loader, it has a different way of installing so it wont conflict with the mod manager)(basically its like one modders mod loader) achievement enabler (enables steam achievements, this is a native mod)

now that youre set up!

QUALITY OF LIFE MODS:

party limit begone (exactly what it sounds like, the gangs all here) camp event notifications (a lifesaver mod for me, its a tiny bit janky but still really good. on my first few runs i managed to skip most act 1 camp scenes because i didnt long rest enough and didnt know scenes were waiting for me) teleport party to you (exactly what it says. are gale and wyll constantly getting stuck on gaps they can definitely jump with their pathfinding? now you can easily get them to come over by just teleporting them to you. this mod can also be used for cheesing things if you want) improvedui (gives various handy tweaks to the ui in the game, i honestly dont remember what anymore so be sure to read through everything and see if you like it. is often necessary for things like race or class mods since it allows them to add new actions and custom icons and the like) purchasable camp clothes and underwear (allows you to buy every kind of camp clothes and underwear at specific vendors through all 3 acts! great for if you want to give your character a little extra customization early on) show approval ratings in dialogue choices (this mod is of course up to preference but i personally like the transparency, i dont really use it for cheese since playing the game for me is always character first) native camera tweaks (move your camera around in any direction like most games. finally be allowed to look UP. this is another native mod) WASD character movement (exactly what it says. this is another native mod) deity tag activator (tired of clerics being the only bitches allowed to be religious in this game? with this mod any character you make can choose a deity regardless of class and can choose dialogue options related to their deity too!) bhaal deity (an add-on to deity tag activator, this restores the cut bhaal option with dialogue for if you want to be fucked up and evil) transmog enhanced (if you have played final fantasy 14 this is basically the glamour system, if you havent this mod allows you to make your gear look like any other gear as long as you have it while keeping all of the original gears properties, no more ugliness for the sake of stats!) appearance edit enhanced (allows you to use the magic mirror anywhere at any time, also gives you the character creation screen instead of the magic mirror screen allowing you to change race entirely) all items (adds every single item you can own in the game into a single barrel/chest. good for cheating, but i prefer to use it for dress-up after finishing the game with said character or to give new characters an item i think they would have on their person) tutorial chest summoning (the tutorial chest is the chest next to the dead mindflayer that has the item to unlock shadowhearts pod on the nautiloid, many modders that add cheat or meme items into the game put them into the tutorial chest. this is a good mod to have if youre going to install tutorial chest mods so youre not locked out of it after the opening of the game.) dye dye dye (this makes every dye available in the game purchasable at select vendors throughout the acts and if you wish it also adds them into the tutorial chest) no inspiration point cap (tired of only being allowed to reroll four times? dont you want to go apeshit? allows you to have up to 99 inspiration points, works well with unlimited party members mod because youll be racking up inspiration like theres no tomorrow) origin dialogue tags (if youre playing an origin like the origin characters or the dark urge you get unique dialogue for them throughout the game, this mod labels these dialogue options so that you can tell which ones are unique and which ones arent. very handy for me)

COSMETIC MODS

unique tav (allows you to edit things like texture files for unique tattoos or body hair and the like. i personally dont mess with it since im scared of messing with game files but i keep it around just in case) strong female heads (the only head mod i have found that looks decent to me. adds some more masculine heads for humans/elves/drow/half-elves/tieflings) horns of plenty (adds some rather crude but charming and vanilla looking horns for teiflings! i only downloaded it for one specific set tbh but the others are still nice to have around!) simple hairstyles (my one and only hairstyle mod. adds a few simple and very nice vanilla looking hairstyles to the game. the physics on them can be non-existent/weird but i personally can look past it because theyre just that nice) piercing improvements - physics (adds physics to most dangly earrings!!! also adds all the barbarian piercing options and 2 new piercing options for free how kind) karlachs glowing horns enables karlachs horns to glow again, since that was apparently something that was in the files but never turned on. up to preference really!) datamined karlach (adds a different datamined karlach head to her model, but also has an option for her vanilla head with the scarring of her datamined head which i use! i love it lots) karlach makeup remover (she should not be wearing eyeshadow. the mod author also has a makeup remover for almost every other major female character! im just listing only karlach here to keep it brief(er)) astralities glow eyes (allows non-tieflings to have glowy eyes if you select glowy tiefling eyes. also important and recommended to have for the next upcoming mods) feywild eyes (a metric fuckton of new, mystical and magical eyes to use. i love these man) demon eyes (EVEN MORE crazy eyes to use) astralities skintone expansion - natural skin tones (adds a lot more natural skin tones to the game! i specifically got this one for its albanism options astralities wondrous skintones (skin tones more on the fantastical side! really great range) astralities hair color supplements (adds more hair colors!) glitzy horns (some less vanilla looking but gorgeous horns!)

RACE/CLASS MODS

half demon/cambion (adds cambions as a playable tiefling subrace! i havent messed around with them a lot but i have seen people call it a bit buggy at times but it shouldnt mess with anything big) whispers of the divine - aasimar (THE AASIMAR MOD!!! this is the mod my main tav uses i love it so very much. the mod author strongly recommends you use the script extender version if youre on anything but macos (linked directly in the main page) i love this race mod a lot feels very balanced and is just cool as fuck) avariel elf race (adds avariel elves (elves with wings) as a subrace to elves! is also a bit buggy like the cambion mod but once again shouldnt mess with anything) phoenix soul - sorcerer subclass (this mod is super new so its still ironing out bugs and the like, but its a unique and very fun sounding new subclass for sorcerer! i havent given it a whirl yet but i love everything shown on the mod page)

DICE SKINS

dark urge dice amethyst dice underdark dice rosymorn dice morninglord dice

THAT SHOULD BE EVERYTHING!!!! keep in mind these are all my own personal favorites, theres WAAYYY more mods out there and i implore you to scour the nexus yourself for anything you might like!!! hopefully at least two of these pique your interest though!