#youbringtrouble

[sluttyskullowner]

for @strebcr and @youbringtrouble lmao

(they didn't ask for this but i had the idea of streber just randomly showing up to Kevin's bedroom wearing a anime girl school uniform for comic-con like;)

[mrvelseb]

" Wouldn't that count as self harm? "

[nnyhil]

[Starter for Bob @youbringtrouble]

It was the dead of night. Little to no places were open to satisfy his rare craving for food. But alas, there was a light in the darkness-- a 24 hour gas station; complete with a convenience store!! Johnny turned into the lot and parked his car. He wasn't familiar with this area, so finding this was a stroke of pure luck.

As he exited his car, he also pulled out a backpack and slid it on his shoulders. After living a while in his car, he found that a backpack was easier to carry around the essentials. At least it was better than relying on pockets alone.

A small smiled dawned on his face as he approached the store. Johnny wondered what should he get. It had to be something light to quell his stomach. Jalapeño chips? Soda? Maybe a can of spaghetti-o's? Or one of those small fried wraps filled with mystery meat?

His eyes widened as he entered the store. There was no way in hell he was this lucky, but lo and behold-- there was a slushy machine. Granted it wasn't his beloved brand 'Brainfreezy', but he would take what he could get. Besides, a slushy was the perfect snack. It was mostly water with flavor and food coloring! It barely counted as food.

He scampered with glee over to the machine and grabbed the biggest styrofoam cup they had. The red cherry-flavored ice was his target. He pulled the handle and... nothing came out the nozzle. Johnny's heart leapt up to his throat. This had to be a fluke; an odd coincidence. Perhaps the machine was broken or merely turned off. This scene was all too familiar. Still, there was a glimmer of hope.

"Excuse me. Can you turn on your slushy machine? I would like a slushy." Johnny called over from across the small store. He was the only customer there, so it wasn't difficult to communicate with the clerk.

An annoyed grunt came from the cashier. He had been watching Johnny with tired discontent. Clearly he didn't want to do his job at two in the morning. "I ain't turnin' on that machine fer one customer. Would be a waste o' electricity." He said simply.

Johnny's mood dipped at the response. "Oh..." He slowly put the cup away. All his previous joy had vanished and was replaced with a deep sadness. He really had his heart set on that slushy. Life had been hard on him ever since he left his old house and there was very few things that brought him happiness. However, he didn't have to leave with nothing and depression.

His sorrow quickly morphed into anger. He unzipped his backpack and grabbed a handle inside of it. A comically large knife was then pulled out and Johnny was in the cashier's face in an instant. "I'm so sick of the universe refusing to give me an ounce of happiness. That slushy was all I wanted tonight and yet you had to go and refuse to serve the only damn customer here! Hell, I coulda bought two or three. Who knows?! But if I can't have the one thing that will bring me joy tonight, then you aren't leaving here with your life!!" He shouted as he climbed onto the counter to get closer to the clerk.

However, this clerk was not about to be a victim to some crazed maniac. He pulled out a shot gun that was previously hidden from view and pointed it at his thin assailant. "How about ya calm down fer a sec? It's only a goddamn slushy."

Johnny froze at the sight of the gun. It was a weapon he loathed with every fiber of his being, and now that he had been killed with one it was something he feared. "Yeah, that's right. Git down from the counter." The clerk gestured with his gun. Johnny moved slowly; his body trembled like a leaf.

A smirk grew on the cashier's face. He clearly had the upper hand here and planned to use it to his advantage. While he kept the shotgun pointed at Johnny, he rounded the counter to get a better shot in case this guy tried anything. "How 'bout you drop yer knife and leave me yer wallet? Maybe I won't call the police on ya." He demanded to the other man that was clearly frozen with fear.

[strebcrarchivess]

@youbringtrouble continued from here

"Yeah! Apparently two kids managed to sneak a whole ass opossum into the hot topic and left it in the fitting room! Sooooo due to animal control having to come in, I got off a bit earlier then usual! So I used the extra free time to work on dinner a bit earlier then usual as a surprise. The opossum got out safely by the way! " Streber said wrapping his arm around the other back! If only Streber got pictures of the opossum to show Kevin, he would have loved it! "I know how extra stressful today can be for you, I wanna spoil you extra if you'll let me."

[sluttyskullowner]

(@youbringtrouble)

My current fav ship dynamics

[strebcr]

@youbringtrouble said: "That's just creepypastas; babe."

"Yeah that's fair enough. You gotta admit, there were so many rugrats episodes that were the stuff of nightmares! It really didn't need much help being creepy. "

[sluttyskullowner]

Alexandra is laying her legs across his stomach, texting her friends before looking over at him. "Do you wanna get married?" She asked, bluntly.

(@youbringtrouble)

[mrvelseb]

" ... guess I'm not fucken buying candy today, if yer gonna just up and act like that. "

[strebcr]

@youbringtrouble continued from here!

"HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT THIS LAD!! IT'S SO FAT AND CUTE I LOOOOOVE IT!!!" Streber beamed as he proceeded to hug both Kevin and the fruit bat, with his one arm! Streber was probably going to loving name the fruit bat, Mr. Chungus! "I looooove you and I love my gift!! Merry Christmas, I'm happy I get to spend it with the love of my life. I hope I get to spend every Christmas with you for the rest of my life! I love you, I love you so much!!"

[sluttyskullowner]

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ hcs on how alexandra met the spooky month crew, along with colors that associated with her emotions during so. pt.1

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Bob Velseb - Purple to represent fear, They met when she was running away from him-- She was trying not to die after all. The two re-met on valentines day, you can imagine what happened from there. (Their relationship: Currently dating.) (ACCS OF THIS CHARACTER: @youbringtrouble)

Lila - Yellow to represent happy; The two met when Alex was out shopping for halloween costumes and she saw Lila looking at little skeleton costumes, Alex recommended some makeup brands that would blend with the costumes colors well. (Their relationship: Unsure, friendly strangers?) Roy, Ross and Robert - Orange or White to represent semi-happiness and politeness; Alex was waiting for Kevin as usual at the candy shop, It wasn't busy so she stood behind the counter to make sure no one would come in and steal while Kevin was helping his co-worker supply the candy boxes in the back, The three teenage boys entered the shop, Alex basically did Kevin's job for him-- She gave the boys the candy, All three of them were polite and paid, surprisingly-- She liked them 7.75/10 interaction. (Their relationship: Friendly strangers/ friend-ish?, She would 100% be the one to hold Kevin back from hitting them) Skid and Pump - Yellow to represent happy 100%; Alex adores these kids! She has a series of jobs, Modeling is her main, Acting in smaller musicals that aren't on broadway and teaching/tutoring. She tutors Pump on Sundays, Sometimes Skid will come over and try to help his friend instead of waiting for him. (Their relationship: Teacher/Student) Everyone that works in police - purple to represent fear; She was still shaking and nervous from Bob Velseb chasing her, She hid in there for a while, She didn't tell the police that she was being chased but she was comforted, calmed down and sent home. (Their relationship: Strangers???) Jaune - Orange to represent semi-happiness; Met her in high school, they are friends. (Their relationship: Friends)

[strebcrarchives]

"Wouldjer care t'find out?"

--youbringtrouble

[strebcrarchivess]

@youbringtrouble continued from here

"They really aren't that tiny anymore those little guys are growing like weeds! I bet in a year El Pendejo will be a grandma. A little granny racoon with her little grandchildren!"

"On one of your days off, you should come with me to feed them when they stop by the truck! They love dried sardines!!"

[strebcrarchivess]

@youbringtrouble

Kevin's just like me (I don't even drink coffee)

[strebcr]

@youbringtrouble continued from here

"I think I can take it a bit lower." Streber chuckled as he lightly booped Kevin on the nose with it. God, Kevin was fun to tease! "How's that? Is that low enough? Also where's my kiss ya dork?"

[strebcrarchivess]

@youbringtrouble continued from here

"You're so soft and warm though like mash potato!" He said curling up right on top of Kevin, like a sad soaking wet cat! He should have gotten a towel, but a big tall source of warmth was just RIGHT THERE! Streber didn't want to move. He wasn't going back outside either that's for sure! Your move candy man.

[strebcrarchivess]

@youbringtrouble

I Lov Them,,,