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just-french-me-up · 2 months ago
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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'
what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip
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hawkeabelas · 4 months ago
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you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe
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theparadigmshifts · 12 days ago
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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!
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podcastwizard · 20 days ago
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
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homunculus-argument · 1 month ago
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This counts as vent art.
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skulandcrossbones · 2 months ago
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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever
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fairysbrew · 2 months ago
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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to
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grandpayaoi · 1 month ago
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this is a joke about anime porn. get real
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areawest · 23 days ago
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THE WIGGLES JUST RELEASED A SONG CALLED “WE’RE FRIENDS OF DOROTHY”??????
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rabid-transcendentalist · 16 days ago
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Happy Holidays! Don't forget to grab a knife :)
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podcastwizard · 2 months ago
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hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.
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meowthiroth · 2 months ago
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bored now. here's some old art of my fursona
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pangur-and-grim · 1 month ago
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also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse
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squidsmeister · 1 month ago
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Really cool day at the rainforest cafe
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leejungjaes · 1 month ago
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president zelenskyy is a stronger man than me because if two ignorant and deluded men like trump and vance started demanding i say please and thank you and calling me disrespectful like im a naughty child instead of a very traumatised and frustrated man trying to save his country from putin id have put them both in the ground with a single fucking punch
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