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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'
what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip
#ao3#archive of our own#what.do.you.MEAN#how do these takes still find me#HOW#'but I only want to read the good stuff' THAT MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE#THERE ARE HIDDEN GEMS YOU WONT EVEN FIND#also you know what you TRULY want? fics recs it's called fic recs but hey cant have that if you dont read THE FUCKING FICS first#imagine thinking fanworks are uniquely for your consumption and products to be ranked on a scale#ANYWAY it just boggles the mind#mine
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you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe
#salem says#stop self censoring don't let advertisers win#you can also say the word death and die and kill!!!#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
#only for like general annoyances of course not like#This Person Is Legitimately Bad#do i have to couch all my posts still you guys get it right
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This counts as vent art.
#art#my art#animation#the fucking tax people informed me that I've got an unpaid bill#I've paid it and the money left my bank account but doesn't show on their end#I tried to call them today to let them know they fucked up#AND THEY WON'T ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE#PICK IT UP SO I CAN TELL YOU OF YOUR FAILURES
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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever
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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to
#he speaks#i hate rich people#“but preston the rich people EARNED that money they worked so hard to exploit all those poor people” I'LL EAT YOU TOO#they're trying to decide what color their third yacht should be#meanwhile your average joe is busy trying to pick between dinner or rent#luigi mangione was right#luigi mangione and tetsuya yamagami legendary collab coming this spring
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this is a joke about anime porn. get real
#i will block you instantly for being annoying on this post#i dont want to hear about your life plans. i don't know you
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THE WIGGLES JUST RELEASED A SONG CALLED “WE’RE FRIENDS OF DOROTHY”??????
#this is the actual greatest thing ever fr#i was obsessed with the wiggles as a kid you don’t understand
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Happy Holidays! Don't forget to grab a knife :)
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hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.
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bored now. here's some old art of my fursona
#this makes all the ''OMG I HATE HIM'' tags on the original image like a million times funnier tbh#no more gross flesh hat guy. you are safe from him here. look at my funny cat guy as a palate cleanser
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also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse
#the original tattoo was coloured just fine!#the only problem was that one of the colours was clashing with the tattoo just above it#the neon pink fish belly didn't match well with the earthy palette of my medieval lady#so I had a guy go over it and make the fish belly bright red#(which IS a colour you see in illuminated manuscripts!)#and now I'm very happy with everything
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Really cool day at the rainforest cafe
#rainforest cafe#comic art#comics#my art#artists on tumblr#cant express to you how insane the whiplash of a guy acting like robot gorillas were real then 30 minutes later telling us about hard drugs
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president zelenskyy is a stronger man than me because if two ignorant and deluded men like trump and vance started demanding i say please and thank you and calling me disrespectful like im a naughty child instead of a very traumatised and frustrated man trying to save his country from putin id have put them both in the ground with a single fucking punch
#zelensky#donald trump#jd vance#us politics#ukraine#america you fucking embarrassment#i can't believe what i've just watched
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