#you're such a bastard!!

[shurup-overt]

using the trkn week as an excuse to post this here teehee it was made like a month or two ago but I still like it

day 6: au of choice 📜🔗

ghost hotel terukane!! they're so interesting!! they're so awful!! they're so doomed!!

[maeamian]

Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.

They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.

So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.

[demaparbat-hp]

Crush, crush, crush!

[bixels]

Why the hell, shit, you damned bastard son of a bitch

[booigi-boi]

Goat emoji Ted and Tinky for all your needs 🐐💛

[toxetta]

we're all gonna be going through shit tomorrow huh?? (｡╯︵╰｡)

[obibail]

"He said that's your style. Never quite lies, clever half-truths that let you convince yourself you're doing the right thing."

[backpackingspace]

Okay so with the line "the olive tree where we first met" we have two equal hilarious options.

When penelope was sassily like oh I'll marry you if you make a living bed out of this tree right here! Cue penelope stumbling over odysseus very very carefully digging up the tree "because how else is he going to get it to itacha we can't have a wedding bed out in the open in sparta duh"

Or

2. Penelope, knowing that Helen's suitors would soon be arriving to take over her home for a while. Snuck out and went on her own wacky shenanigan filled journey where she scoped out all the major players. Odysseus caught her spying in an olive tree. And when she got back she told Helen she had dibs on the cutie from itacha.

[freyadragonlord]

Finished Heavenly Tyrant and my first comment is.........

......... Qin Zheng was WAY too funny for how much he sucked. Made me feel so conflicted.

Anyways, Heavenly Tyrant is an amazing book, highly reccomend!!!

Power to the people ✊️

[maxdibert]

InHo is an absolute intense mess. Like the level of being willing to get himself shot just to keep making GiHun believe they’re soulmates who’ve found each other in the middle of death games? Joining trials where it’s not entirely likely he’ll make it out alive just so he can talk to the guy he’s been obsessed with for years? Risking the stability of the games themselves just to get close enough to stare at GiHun so intensely that everyone around feels uncomfortable?

I don’t know if this is the most romantic plot I’ve ever heard or just another standard unresolved homosexual tension drama, but the fact that this middle-aged man with severe emotional issues can’t stop obsessing over some idealistic fool for three years—and can’t handle his emotions in any way other than risking his own life to break the humanity of his object of desire—has been my Roman Empire for days and I just can’t escape it.

[iknowicanbutwhy]

Tfw you (currently obsessed with ISAT who never plays pokemon) play a soul-link nuzlocke with a friend (in for a world of torment) and you can't pay attention to a health bar for the life of you nor remember what types are weak to what.

Spoiler under the cut :)

Guy how did you manage to un-evolve yourself

[tagarilaghost]

I SWEAR CELEBI'S THINGY IS COMING SOON BUT I REALLY WANTED TO POST THIS ALRIGHT

yeaah... future trio got me too...

and Darkrai is there too, because of course he is.

hey look i drew a cute Drifloon :D

...ignore the rest

whatever started at Darkrai doodles ended in brainrot of future trio + darkrai and I'm blaming @scribz-ag24 for this

[demaparbat-hp]

Thinking about @stygiovictoria's Roleswap AU.

[sforzesco]

decimus wanted to wind cassius up a bit just to see how he would snap

uhhh. what else. you know!! caesar was collecting (and discarding) a new generation of romans, operating a new kind of roman imperium. political manipulation. "good" governance. conspiracies are forming in reply.

the collage art is all public domain/open access stuff from the met collections!

[vaynglories]

specific ship dynamic that makes me insane:

chivalrous warrior who wears their whole heart on their sleeve & radiates devotion from every pore x the shifty bastard who would drown their own hands in an ocean of blood for the other one's sake without hesitation and never say a word about it

[maarigolds]

Let's celebrate, but also let's not forget our fallen soldiers