#you're soooo cute

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[heartorbit]

a fool and a sinner

[kirby-the-gorb]

[depravedangelbaby]

drinking some wiiiiine tonight and daydreaming about making out with my sweet mutuals until we're too needy and begging for each other ♡♡♡

[iwantmochisoup]

Mochiii I tried to doodle this a bit earlier to add to the art trade but I draw slow asf so it’s been a few days-week? Ahh anyways I wanted to try to draw Chuuya eating mochi soup— I’m not sure if this is even correct but wanted to send it anyways!!!

I habitually draw Chuuya with piercings, hope that it’s okay haha

UWAAAAAAAA I'M CRYINGGGGSHJDGFAJHSG HE' SO BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS AHHHHHJDKFHLAH I LOVE IT SOOO MUCH THANK YOUUUUUUU QWQ

ahhhh but seriously thank you sooo much!!!! i can't even express how much i love it ahhhhhhhuueueuueue his cheeks ahhhh he's sooo cuteee ahhhhdsjkfahlsjfhljk qwq i'll make mochi soup tmrw in honor of your insanely pretty artwork qwq

[rexxmako]

lawd help me

[demonzoro]

if you fucking CARE !!!!!

[beanghostprincess]

Remember that ASL + Uta Band AU I made not long ago? Yeah? Well, here you have a really short playlist about it (Yes, their band is obviously called Drums of Liberation. What did you all expect?)

I am making playlists for the other bands I have in mind because I got too into this AU. I'm not sure if I'll ever write something about this, but damn I have so many ideas already... You'll see... I even have a Google doc with it. And I finally finished making the story about how these four ended up making a band and everything!!

Btw, check out the amazing fanart @elsdreamworld made for this AU that I used for the cover of the playlist.

[aonomiki]

one of these days the fandom is gonna stop lying about happiness charge.

"blue returns megumi's feelings/is leading her on!" wow crazy how that literally never happened.

"the love triangle ruins everything!" the love triangle lasted for a single episode and it wasn't even a bad episode.

"mirage is a child!" she is literally not.

"uuuugh, there's so much het focus" I mean. yeah? and? sorry you guys tricked yourselves into mistakenly thinking precure is a yuri anime but that's kind of a you problem actually.

like. there's plenty of valid criticisms about happiness charge. it sucks that most of the international precure are pale, and that the episode focused on the only two that aren't is saddled by a transphobic stereotype in madame momere. it could have expanded on red's backstory more! whatever the hell was going on with the animation in episode 10! yuko could have used more character focused episodes!

but like. the stuff hachapre gets racked over the coals for just. literally is not true. but instead of giving it a shot and watching it for themselves, people just assume this stuff is true and don't even question it. like. y'all. c'mon.

[dullahandyke]

Like I'm not World's Number One Slave Labour And Job Insecurity Lover there's very obvious criticism to be made of it but some of u guys see the acronym 'AI' and start foaming at the mouth. Misinformation is at the forefront of issues with mass-implementation of 'AI' so it's kind of galling to see people go red light ready to believe anything as long as it appeals to their pathos

[sunkingwrites]

don’t you dare, i can’t handle it djdodndiejdk i haven’t thought about trans denki for a bit and you saying his name with something horny was both evil and dangerous

Aww baabes you'll be okay 👌✨️

It's just something for me to keep in mind, ya know? :D

[saintirulan]

things from today i loved #4 💓:

japanese classes are going better than expected <3 tho paul (im name dropping him idc), the guy who didn't believe film studies was an actual field of research, was still there so ugh.

but i met t. again and i feel like i really want to become closer friends with him, he seems so cool and smart and chill!!! he asked me about the penis festival dyhsysvsys I hope I get to sit next to him next week!!! and that I get to enroll in the course.... I sent an email to the professor, there were like 80 people for half the spots soooooo

also honestly the film analysis exam sounds so fun and I already have ideas for it!!! brimming with excitement, I missed this feeling a lot <333

also c. gave me a coaster she crocheted for me and like <333 we surprisingly bonded a lot over emotional turmoils and im glad she feels safe talking to me about it <3

also the weather was kinda super bad but!!! i still managed to make the most of my day <3 i did all my laundry, my homework, found a movie i really want to watch, tried out some new snacks (all SO GOOD)

and then a smaller group of six of us (honestly my favourites so far except t. who's in like a whole different crowd duebyshs) went out to eat for dinner and i shared yakisoba with veggies with j. and it was SOOOOO GOOD. and it's right outside campus so we are definitely going back!

we then went to the konbini and i found a new brand of coffee and milk i can try <3 and it also has the cutest label of them all so far. also an italian girl told me they sell a hot version of my fave brand so far with allegedly italian milk in the school canteen so im definetely going to pick it up tomorrow after class!!!

we also agreed we want to do movie nights and honestly. YIPPEEEE k. has been asking more about movies and like YIPPEEEE x2 he doesnt even have bad taste and thats a lot for a straight dude. especially coming from me <333 but today was definetely way too cold. the walk back was FREEZING

but my heart is so full of warmth aaaaaa it came out that im not exactly straight and im glad it was just with them because i still feel very unsafe about it because of TraumaTM but they were so sweet to me 🥹 especially j. he really is so great <333

[boyswanna-be-her]

We started listening to 70s radio dramas at archive.org on the way home (I'm back in Fla btw) and now they're my whole personality.

[jils-things]

hiii um um um ive been writing a lot of prelim notes recently + playing a bit in my free time what do i share here ummm um... black tulip norton

[imminent-danger-came]

I have this funny headcanon/theory that the gold and silver demons are just like, low key working for monkey king.

they just get sent out to give MK goofy little adventures with the advertising money (and hoarded junk) sun wukongs collected over the centuries

its good exercise for MK, sometimes gives him problems to solve that dont involve combat, and theres no chance of the two actually hurting or scaring MK as far as sun wukongs concerned, and they notably took on a job in the lantern city that was entirely out out of the way/not causing anyone problems when a real threat came to town.

I think it being revealed later in the series with like, sun wukong bossing them around to get them to go grab something for him when he's busy would just be funny and MK would react in a funny way

if they do work for monkey king though I hope their payed well, MK puts them through the ringer

Aw, super cute headcanon!