#you're not fooling anybody

[thingsofimportanceanddelight]

Hey, awkward, but that anon hate wasnt meant for you. You were next to a blog that was meant to get it. You can keep that as your first anon hate message if you want or i could try to tailor one to your needs? Sorry bc it really didnt make any sense bc i sent it to the wrong blog. Would you like me to tailor craft a “hate” message or would you like to keep that one as your milestone? Just lmk thanks! Have a good one :)

This sad attempt at an excuse is actually even funnier. "No, no, I, um, I *accidentally* sent you anon hate! Ha, now *you're* the fool!" Imagine being this ridiculous but still thinking you did something clever. TERFS, man, I swear. If I woke up this pathetic tomorrow, I would just, like, tie myself to the train tracks or something rather than willingly live like y'all.

[cuntela]

the way i can write a whole essay about how they're meant to be together and how cute and perfect they'd look..................

[misc-obeyme]

Raven doesn't care about his souls worth. He doesn't, he offered his soul to barbatos for free because it got in the way of him doing fun stuff. Fun stuff consisting of extremely dangerous stuff. Raven also struggles with emotions. However it is physically impossible to make him feel ashamed or embarrassed. He has little to no pride in himself so when Lucifer attempts to hurt his pride he shrugs it off.

Raven is also somewhat feared among the lower demons. They either bully him, are scared of him or want to protect him with their life. No in-between, a majority of the demons however are either scared or want to protect him.

Raven for some reason smells like banana bread. He is a barbatos level chef, excelling at baking and spicy foods.

What do you mean reveal?? Uhhh.... Noooo......

Bows for barb

Hmm that sounds rather concerning. I mean, I get why he might not care about the worth of his soul, but having no pride in himself sounds like an issue. Then again, if it means you never feel ashamed or embarrassed, well, that's a nice perk... but at what cost!

Wow, those are some drastically different reactions on the part of the lesser demons... it seems he's a bit of a polarizing figure! Though I suspect the bullies get into fights with the protective ones, meanwhile the scared ones are just hiding.... I'm sure that's a fun thing to deal with at RAD!

Yo I love banana bread lol. I bet Barbatos loves having someone at his level. Wants to discuss all the recipes and methods.

LOL oh well in that case I'm totally convinced, my bad must not have been you after all~

[elbiotipo]

lame pop fiction author whose franchises has run of ideas but not out of money: HAVE YOU THOUGHT... MAYBE THIS ALL HAPPENED BEFORE? MAYBE THESE CHARACTERS ARE... FICTIONAL???? IS THIS REALITY??? OR FICTION???

me, watching their stupid movie in a pirated website: it's fiction

[ethaneldritch]

me trying to spend the three meager wishes i diligently grinded out today:

my baizhu for absolutely no reason because the background noises didn't pause:

[keeps-ache]

i have been BETRAYED. i've been thrown to the grappling arms of damnation and i've found that the exit was merely a dim recollection of another place !!

[trashwizzard]

commit to the carbs you fucking coward

[merrymorningofmay]

saw someone on twt say that s4 sebastian looks too babygirly and how the times have changed and the ikemen are going extinct etc but tbh in seasons 1-3 he already looked like a prettyboy compared to all the other ikemen

[rhobi]

i went to a fairly casual wedding reception yesterday cuz i’m friends with one of the grooms and it was very lovely but the highlight was i was sitting at a table with current and former coworkers and the topic of purses came up and, while i don’t ever really USE purses (especially big ones), i commented that having bigger ones is nice to store a ton of wild shit in.

i was like ‘yeah you can store all storts of snacks in ‘em for any situation’ and the woman sitting next to me, despite having a tiny clutch with an even tinier coin purse attached to it, she went ‘hold on’ and she opened up the tiny coin purse and inside was four meticulously, delicately placed fun sized candy bars

[softandwildx]

Love getting followed by blogs with "nsfw sometimes" bios and nothing but gaping assholes for miles

[innerenigma]

•Normalize Fanart for Fanfics Again You Fools•

It's not cringe anymore (it SHOULDN'T be cringe anymore), just do it. You're doing something you enjoy, who cares what anybody else says! So spread the words my fellow internet brethren.

Spread the Word :)

[mannequinswithkillappeal]

thank you so much! 💖

hey remember when assad was talking about armand's "looks of love" while looking at eric. can we go back to this for a sec.

[murderboisblog]

LISTENNNNN SOMETIMES YOU'RE A SNUFF PUPPY AND YOU WANT YOUR PUPPY SELF INSERT TO GET SNUFFED (and something something Doc loses his dog by becoming no better than an animal himself and getting too distracted by his prey, because he thinks he's A Real Person in comparison to his pets but he's actually just a predator who needs prey) There are many reasons XD

I think it probably speaks to the quality of your writing that my reaction was "Wild Hare Update! :D" to "D: Angel???"

[holytrickster]

wip. genuinely makes me so happy to just write about and doodle these doofuses

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

Jazz, for some reason or the other, becomes a wielder of a red lantern ring. After going on her rampage and getting her revenge, she realizes that the feeling of rage won't go away. Instead of letting the anger destroy her, she decided to do something else with it.

That's how we end up with a stand-off between Hal Jordan and the most powerful Red Lantern he's ever seen. Because...

"What... what did you just say?"

The young woman smiled gently at him. He would've been fooled by it if not for the burning rage carefully hidden... No, she wasn't hiding anything behind those turquoise eyes. It was taking everything she had to hold it back.

"I said that I would like to join The Justice League." Her voice was soft and velvety. Comforting in a way that sends chills up his spine.

"But you're a Red Lantern."

There was a beat of silence, she cocked her head to the side while looking at the blood-red ring on her finger.

"I don't know what that means, but I'm guessing it's got something to do with this ring?"

Hal didn't respond but she took it as confirmation. There was silence between them once more before Jasmine sighed and continued.

"I feel angry, more than angry. This rage that I've been holding inside for so long has reached its limits and is finally bubbling over. Everything that I loved is gone so killed what took it away from me. But... but I'm still SO FUCKING ANGRY!"

She was screaming now. Tears of rage and sadness rolled down her cheeks as violent red energy radiated from her being. Hal flew back. He didn't want to fight her but was ready to do so if it came to it.

Just as easily as she lost it she pulled herself together, wiping her tears away, returning to her previously calm demeanor. It freaked Hal out.

"I... I know that blind rage without direction leads to meaningless destruction. I don't want to hurt anybody. No... I don't want to hurt the wrong people. I'm asking you to guide me, to guide my rage in the right direction... Please."