#you're crazy if you think i'm gonna tag the cat

[galactaknightyaoi]

They're bonding ❤️ I think.

Kind of a second part/bonus to this! They were originally gonna go on one post, both of them. But considering how long it's taken me to actually draw this, I'm glad I posted them separately.

Enjoy the silly family!!

[azulpitlane]

boss' daughter I ln4

pairing: lando norris x brown!daughter reader summary: lando is down bad for zak brown's daughter but shes a little hard to get notes: I know this isn't pt 3 of my other mini series BUT i thought of this idea and had to do it immediately hehe, I really like this one masterlist

y/nbrown

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y/nbrown nyc living

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user i wanna see her at races shes so cute😭🫶

y/nbrown vegas! ill be there🤭 liked by landonorris

user help why's lando in his boss' daughter's likes

landonorris 🤩

user norizzzzz user is this him shooting his shot AHAHHA user NO LANDO SHES MINE

user IT GIRL

user landooo👀

y/bff/n pretty girl

y/nbrown love u babes

posted september 2023

y/nbrown

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y/nbrown college student by day, dj by night😝

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y/bff/n ur so unserious babe

y/nbrown i ate, the people loved me

landonorris as a retired dj maybe you can give me some inspiration to start again

user LANDO??? user he's crushing so hard OMFFFF user zak brown reading this: 🤨🤨

zbrownceo dont have too much fun!

y/nbrown 🫣 user such a dad reply lol

user y/n brown slaying once again

user so excited to see you back in the paddock soon🫶 liked by y/nbrown

danielricciardo you're perfect for him

y/nbrown who???

posted october 2023

y/nbrown

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y/nbrown vegas babyyy

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user gorgeous girl

danielricciardo finally reunited with my favorite brown

y/nbrown was too busy girlbossing sorry danielricciardo what a shame, there's someone who's been waiting to meet you... y/nbrown hm, i didn't meet anyone new🤷‍♀️ danielricciardo next race then user is daniel hinting that lando didn't meet his crush sjsjkskks user wait he hasn't EVEN MET HER?!?! user im guessing not, shes been pictured with other drivers but never lando

user here for landos comments

landonorris maybe you should come to a race where I'm not crashing😅

user norizz strikes again user its the fact that she never even replies and he's still trying HAHA user hes fr out here risking his seat for her just not to respond back

mclaren 🧡

user shes finally back in the paddock!!!

user im surprised she doesn't go to more gp's, her dad's literally the ceo of mclaren😭 user i think she's mentioned shes very busy with uni so her schedule usually never aligns with the races

posted november 2023

y/nbrown abu dhabi, UAE

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y/nbrown escaping cold new york weather

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user OMG shes gonna be at the gp again this weekend!!

user landos got one more chance to shoot his shot before the season ends😭

landonorris hope to see you at the paddock!

danielricciardo thanks for letting me borrow that $10 mil bro I owe you🤝 maxverstappen1 thanks for saving my cats out of that burning building, you're a true hero🤝 alex_albon thanks for paying off my whole family's debt mate🤝 carlossainz55 thanks for gifting me that mclaren, i love it mate🤝

user ALL THE DRIVERS IN HER COMMENTS IMDEAD

user his rizz was so bad they had to step in omg. user and she still hasn't acknowledged lando AHAH user a true girlboss, I love her

user i need to know what zak brown thinks off all of this😭

user next season of dts gonna be craZy

user everybodys focused on the comments and not at the fact that these lyrics sound a little sus...

posted november 2023

landonorris posted a story

dannyyyy🤠 y/n wyaaa im in the mclaren garage rn

y/n aren't you suppose to be in umm idk YOUR OWN GARAGE?

dannyyyy🤠 yeah but I need to do something real quick so come

y/n does this have anything to do with lando?

dannyyyy🤠 maybe...

y/n im sorry but he's exactly why im not in the garage rn

dannyyyy🤠 WHAT WHY pls dont tell me I hyped him up just for you not be interested...

y/n im not NOT interested but he's my dad's driver danny this can get messy so fast and what if he doesn't approve

dannyyyy🤠 oh you americans and your dramatics hes already talked to your dad dummy

y/n wait really?

dannyyyy🤠 you really think he would PUBLICLY hit on his boss' daughter without asking first?

y/n idk never really thought about it

dannyyyy🤠 JUST COME DOWN HERE YOU MUPPET

landonorris

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landonorris didn't win the race, but i won her heart

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user FINALLY

y/nbrown cheeseball liked by landonorris

user HE ACTUALLY GOT HER

danielricciardo youre welcome

y/nbrown you pushed me in front of him then ran away...not the best wingman danielricciardo its not like landos rizz was gonna get you together🤷‍♂️ y/nbrown true landonorris hey! I wasn't that bad... y/nbrown whatever helps you sleep at night hun!

user y/n blink twice if you need help

y/nbrown blink blink landonorris 😔

user obsessed with y/n bullying lando in the comments

user I know I love them already

zbrownceo better take good care of her lando

landonorris sir yes sir🫡

user we can no longer make norizz jokes. sigh.

notes: what did y'all think of this one? I loved making it🤸‍♀️

[boopshoops]

I've... never really ever been to somethin' as fancy as this before. Oh? You want to dance? ...Pfff, sure. Why not?

Set to home screen: Aight, let's get going.

Home Transition 1: You should've seen how excited Neige was to see Vil here too. But the more I hear about Vil... really makes me wish Neige would take the hint. Don't get me wrong, Neige is sweet as candy, I know, but it's obvious Vil needs some space.

Home Transition 2: I feel like if I make one wrong step, people are gonna look at me like I'm crazy or something. I'm not used to all this etiquette. Welp, not like that's anything new anyway. Let's go have some fun.

Home Transition 3: Yuu's been... huh? Haaa, I swear to Sevens, one moment I think she's missing forever and at the next she's doing whatever the fuck she wants. Just get that cat-thing to distract her for a bit, I'll be over soon enough.

Home Transition 4: If I see one more pinch of glitter getting anywhere near my face, it's on sight. Seriously, I'm gonna be finding this shit everywhere for the rest of my life.

Home, after login: The more time I spent trying to get this whole outfit sorted out, the more I felt conflicted about RSA being invited to this party... but now that I'm here, it's not so bad.

Tap Home 1: I kept having to try on all these uncomfortable dresses before we FINALLY landed on something that suited me. Pants are so much more comfortable anyway. "Who's we?" Ah. Yuu and Neige helped me out a bit.

Tap Home 2: ...Pfff, I've watched Chenya sneak up on like, five different people now. It gets funnier every time. What a dork. That short red head looks so mad-

Tap Home 3: I...uh... think I might've saw someone crying when I came in. Should I... tell someone? I feel bad just leaving 'em be.

Tap Home 4: Hey, look, if you think you're struggling with dancing along, you can come stand on my feet. I know how to lead with this kinda thing... I mean, if you wanna. Not that you're doing bad, I- fuck. You know what I mean.

Tap Home 5: ...You've been hiding under my cape for a good while now. I know it's all shiny and big and whatnot. But do you need something? I'm sure there are other places you could go. Oh? Nah. You're not botherin' me. I just thought you might be getting bored.

Groovification: Hahaha! You shoulda seen their faces when I finally started dancing. Let's out-prince these princes....... man that sounded cheesy. Pfff-

Tap Home Groovy: Whew... I think I'm gonna take a break outside for a bit. Maybe explore NRC campus while I have the chance. Crowley always gets on my case when I sneak in here with the cat boy.

Home Transition Groovy: Ya know, I'd be down to do something like this again. Maybe with more casual clothes, but still. I liked seeing all the shocked looks on peoples faces when they see I actually know how to work this kinda look.

Art tags!!! 🫂💕

@thehollowwriter @skriblee-ksk @distant-velleity @justm3di0cr3 @kitwasnothere

@lowcallyfruity @techno-danger @scint1llat3 @cecilebutcher

The lovely fan event is by @starry-night-rose !!! 💕

[megutime]

meet-cute !

tags. fluff. sakura haruka x gender-neutral!reader.

cw. none!

a/n. it's my first time writing so feel free to give your opinions on my mailbox. :]

“c'mon, just get down here you damn cat. ” sakura grumbles while trying to reach for the hissing kitten on the tree branch.

when sakura decided to go on an early morning patrol, he passed by this meowing cat that was stranded on a tree branch in a playground. sakura felt bad for the small kitten so he decided to help it, only thing is, sakura isn't really good with cats.

which led to this laughable situation. sakura has his arms reached out for the kitten but it just keeps hissing at him. if suo and the others see him like this, they definitely won't let him live this down, he thought.

he wants to leave it but he's worries that it might get hurt when it jumps down, can kittens get hurt after jumping off a tree?? he said in his mind.

begrudgingly, he climbs up the tree and tries to reach for the kitten, who scoots away from him while hissing.

as you were walking on your way to school, you see a black and white hair colored boy climbing a tree, and he seems to be reaching for a kitten.

“is he crazy? he's definitely scaring it more by reaching for it like a claw from a claw machine” you softly scoffed.

sakura finally manages to grab a hold of the kitten but it suddenly jumped off his grasp and on to his face, scratching it, which causes him to fall down the tree.

“ oh my god, are you okay!?” you yelled while rushing to him.

you crouched down and looked down at the boy who's covering his face while mumbling curses,

“ uhm, are you okay .. sir?” you asked

sakura took his hands away from his face and opened his eyes, he looked at you with the sun hitting the back of your head. he got surprised on seeing a person so close to his face that he abruptly sits up, causing the two of you to head bump each other.

“ow! what is wrong wit- oh my god, you're face!” you yelped while holding your forehead

“huh?! what's wrong with my face?!” sakura looked at you

“it's bleeding!” you reached for the mini first-aid in your bag, “c'mon, i'll disinfect it.” you reached for his wrist and pull him on to a near bench.

both of you are now sitting on a bench, and you're busy disinfecting the scratches on his face.

why is his face so red? does he have a fever or something? you thought looking at the boy who was as red as a tomato.

“do you have a fever?” you asked him

“n-no .. ” he mumbled, looking away

“okay then ..” you smiled, “there, i'm done disinfecting it, now i just need to add some ointment, okay?”

sakura nods, why are you being so nice time, he's a random stranger for god's sake, he thinks while looking at you preparing the ointment. he wanted to deny you treating him but you were gripping on his wrist and looking at him with your pretty eyes that he just couldn't reject you.

“this might sting a bit” you say as you gently add ointment to the scratches, “and .. i'm done!”

“you'll be okay now” you smiled at him which causes sakura to blush even more.

“thank you, i guess ..” he mumbles

“you're welcome, oh and i'm (your name) by the way, nice to meet you!” you reach out your hand to give him a handshake.

“i'm s-sakura haruka” he hesitantly gives you a handshake, “pleasure to meet you.” he blushes.

sakura .. what a pretty name, it suits his pretty face, you thought. you reach for your phone and looked at the time, shoot i'm gonna be late.

you packed your things and stood up, “i'll be going now, get well soon, sakura!” you beamed at him, waving while jogging away

“y-yeah .. bye” he waved, still sitting on the bench.

i hope i get to meet them again, you both thought to yourselves.

afterwards, sakura went to school, and his friends were shocked to see his face. nirei kept asking him if he's okay, while the others just laughed at him as he explains what happened. (he leaves out the part where you helped him, he's shy.)

[pookietv]

small pause | arthurtv

requested!! an arthurtv x reader social media break up, but with a happy ending :)

hope u guys enjoyed and i loved doing this so if you have anymore requests please send them in!!

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yourusername: forcing becky to take me on museum dates that she doesn't care about

bambinobecky: you stared at the paintings and i stared at your arse

↳ yourusername: sounds like a good trade tbh x

gkbarry: your haiiiiir i would kill for mine to be that thick

↳ yourusername: love you endlessly girl

sabinablair: looking gorgeous

↳ yourusername: need to see you soon! missed u like crazy x

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arthurtv: went back to jersey for a while, sorry for the lack in uploads! wanted some time at home and with family for a bit, will be back and uploading next week :)

georgeclarkeey: come back i miss our cuddles

↳ arthurtv: you weren't supposed to tell anyone about that

arthurnfhill: looking good!

↳ arthurtv: are you flirting with me??

user1: omg him going home to feel better after the breakup, arthurxy/n heart is breaking

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theuselesshotlinepod: had the lovely @/arthurtv on with us this week to talk UK youtube, dating, and growing up with chris md!

arthurtv: is george allowed to touch everyone like that in the workplace??

↳ maxbalegde: well we tell him not to due to HR but he just couldn't keep his hands off you x

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yourusername: dragging the girls to come out for cocktails has become a too often occurrence (not that i'm complaining)

taliamar: ugh was so good to see you

↳ yourusername: ditto, literally have been rotting in bed so the girls was exactly what i needed

faithlouisak: ur so hot

↳ yourusername: coming from my favourite milf x

bambinobecky: what is there on this earth that cocktails can't fix?

↳ yourusername: i'll not go too deep on the main insta x

yourusername has posted on their story!

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arthurtv: a silly little last min trip to greece :)

georgeclarkeey: any excuse for you to take your top off

↳ arthurtv: your mum wasn't complaining last night

arthurnfhill: literally didn't even realise you had left the flat, you're in greece?

↳ arthurtv: glad to know i'm appreciated

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yourusername: i went away for the weekend and thought i'd share some of the cute photos (ps: there were so many cats i loved it so much)

taliamar: literally the prettiest!! i didn't even know you were going on holiday

↳ yourusername: was a last min long weekend thing, i didn't even know i was going away until the day before lmao

username3: anyone think it looks really similar to where arthur is rn???

gkbarry: you're so hot oml

↳ yourusername: no u

bambinobecky: could have at least taken me with u

↳ yourusername: next time next time x

username1: y/n's single hot girl summer era is gonna go so hard

↳ yourusername: about that ...

↳ username2: what the fuck does she mean 'about that'????

↳ yourusername: hehe

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yourusername: okay so i may not have been on holiday alone

user1: oh my FUCKING god i called it

user2: mrs television is back i been waiting for thissss

georgeclarkeey: we all called it, knew it wouldn't be off for long

↳ yourusername: get lost loser

↳ georgeclarkeey: you mock but living with him in his mopey missing y/n era was no fun

arthurtv: you did me dirty with that second photo of my entire plate of beans

↳ yourusername: i mean what are you gonna do, break up with me again?

↳ arthurtv: way to kick a guy when feels guilty

↳ yourusername: being guilty is a small price to pay if it means you'll take me on holidays again :)

↳ arthurtv: i think i owe you a million holidays

↳ yourusername: i can live with that x

maxbalegde: possibly the shortest breakup i've ever seen (but i knew it wouldn't last long, arthur literally looks lost when ur not in a room let alone not in his life)

↳ yourusername: just means i'm stuck with him for good

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arthurtv: she only got back with me to make me take nice photos of her

yourusername: absolutely not!!! (it's also for the banging cuppas you make)

↳ arthurtv: ah, makes sense

user1: favourite couple are officially back together

[frogchiro]

hi me again i know its not eremites but my brain has been HAAAUUNNNNTEEED by omegaverse and COD i just know for a fact Ghost n Price share a role as "leader" of the pack, more Price than Ghost (warrior cat brain: DEPUTY GHOST *WACK*) and yes the entire pack takes care of their sweet omega but they feel the most weight of keeping her happy n healthy :<< Ughehrgrgrgrr Ghost is a silent lover, (this can really apply for annnnnyy au im just barfing my brain out here) brushing your hair out of your face as you sleep, cheek smooshed against your pillow. Oh my god you know that man would invest in silk pillow cases if you mentioned that silk is better for your skin n hair. That one stuffie you can't seem to sleep without, it never seems to get dirty, you don't think much of it. That's cause Ghost brushes it out for you, making sure theres no limp neck syndrome either (basically the fluff gets separated from body n head leaving none for neck) mention that you like a certain snack? or found a childhood snack you had but could never find after a certain point? at least 5 of them in the cupboard, 2 if they come in big packs.

John loves to spend time together with his sweet girl, he doesnt often have the time for it but when he does he loves to savour it. Loves Loves Loves being able to have you on his lap, a cigar in one hand, the other on your waist and a whiskey on the table next to his recliner. Memorizes your routine, if you have somewhere to be that you have to wake up for, he wakes you up, very gently. Kisses against your shoulder, traveling to your face. Kissing your cheek before turning you onto your back, just admires your relaxed face before he whispers your name. ASS!! GRABBER!!! grabs your ass, sure here n there he'll greet you with a gentle spank but he. grabs. ASS. He memorizes your coffee order too!! He may tease you a bit if it something like, 80% cream, 12% sugar and 8% coffee but still. sniffle snorgle so sorry for the long ask snifhghgrngr i love them. and i LOVE your blog, been following for a super long time, found you from pierro tags and just been obsessed. Take care of yourself okay?? MWAH (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

AHHHH THANK YOU FOR THE KIND WORDS DARLING *MWUAH* I'm really glad you like my humble little blog so much and stick around for such a long time <3

I'm gonna go with omegaverse with these again bc I'm obsessed :<

And yes yes you're right!! Alpha Si is a silent lover but he's so expressive when he wants to be! If you're close enough you'll see all the little things; ticks, micro expressions even with the balaclava and/or mask, the little noises like chuffs or rumbles, everything! It's like a whole new world opens up and that's when makes being mated to Ghost beautiful <3

And he can be surprisingly clingy and touchy too! Definitely not right from the start but give him time and soon you'll have a 6'3 baby clinging onto you. What he may lack in verbal communication he compensates with physical affection and little noises; he will literally purr like an engine and make little chirrups in answer to your own as you nuzzle and preen each other in your nest.

Another thing about him are his surprisingly strong nesting instincts! He never really got to make a nest, or rather felt safe enough to do it. With his past, his father who always mocked him for nesting it never felt right until he got with you. Will take up the whole bed and literally roll in it so it's covered with his scent and pheromones and let out a pleased rumble when he finally deems his den good enough and safe before dumping you in it <3

Alpha!Price on the other hand loves quality time spent with you <3 He's much more verbal with you than Si and is quite touch himself in the privacy of his office or den, will always try and keep a hand on you and never let you out of his sight. He's the oldest of the alphas, much more mature and secure in his position as head alpha but will bellow and growl like crazy if he went out for a second out of the den to check up on something and upon returning he notices that you're not there anymore only for you to return from the bathroom confused what's all the commotion about.

Would never admit it out loud but he loves loves loves scenting you! Especially if you're on base with him. John has a strong masculine smell that screams 'ALPHA' in the most pleasant way; will make you go weak in the knees just from a whiff <3

Likes to rub on you when you're laying in your nest at night, his face shoved right into your scent glands and your delighted giggles bring him immense joy as he tickles you with his beard <3

[ohmyeyesmyeyes]

social media shy

f!potterer!reader x quinn hughes

warnings: swearing

(sidenote: qhuggyhes is quinn's private account - only mentioned once)

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ynofficial: holy mac'n' cheeseballs i'm gonna be in vogue

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fan1: *takes deep breath* I'M SO PROUD OF YOU

fan2: no more gatekeeping, only girlbossing

fan3: we must gatekeep her from the stinky men though

fan4: you're so beautiful

fan5: i actually can't wait

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ynofficial: can someone get me a cat? i'm in desperate need of a housemate that purrs when cuddled. a cat would also keep me company in this big apartment

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fan6: my grandma's cat just had kittens and she's in vancouver if you're interested?

ynofficial: ooh yes please!

fan7: what's wrong with your current housemate?

ynofficial: he smiles and falls asleep on me and leaves vancouver for work often :/

fan8: what's wrong with a smile?

ynofficial: it makes me like him even more that's what's wrong

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qhuggyhes: please don't play the guilt card i WILL fold

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fan9: repping lana as we should

ynofficial: the one and only

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ynofficial: meet harley!! she's so adorable i just want to cry...also she's an incredibly annoying bedmate at times (but she's cute so i'll let her off)

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fan10: you're a crazy cat lady now, welcome to the club

ynofficial: i'm honoured

fan11: i'm assuming harley is the cat?

ynofficial: your assumption would be correct yes

trevorzegras: and harley is YOUR cat?

ynofficial: stfu yes

jackhughes: i see what you did there. clever.

ynofficial: idk what you're talking about

fan12: why the sudden influx of nhl players?

fan13: i don't even know who any of them are

ynofficial: neither do i

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ynofficial: i want you to know i take being a cat mother very seriously and that i'm going to start referring to home as HQ for personal reasons

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lhughes_06: HQ being harley and...

ynofficial: you used to my favourite

lhughes_06: what am i now?

ynofficial: on thin ice

fan14: pretty sure luke hughes has a brother called quinn

fan15: yeah he does

fan16: quinn is in the second photo and i think the last?

fan17: wait does hq = harley/quinn????

_quinnhughes has added to their story

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ynofficial: new 'dainty florals' set on the market!

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fan18: are you on the market too?

fan19: LMAO no

fan20: i'm analysing her hands now

fan21: POV you're here bc of that twitter thread

fan22: me

fan23: the moon mug is giving fairy garden and i love it

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_quinnhughes: been busy lately

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fan24: babe we all know *wink wink*

fan25: that's definitely y/n

fan26: quinn rn: sorry i haven't been posting i've been having a lot of sex

fan28: everyone knows

jackhughes: and i'm still patiently waiting

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ynofficial: congrats on your-

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fan29: -record breaking of 263 games to assist 200 times?

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jackhughes: 🐔

ynofficial: bet

fan30: even the fucking cake is canucks themed

lhughes_06: if you don't i will

ynofficial: it's cute you think i'll let myself be blackmailed

fan31: it's impossible for it not to be quinn at this point

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_quinnhughes: i was told to say 'alexa play cornelia street' as a caption

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bradytkachuk: you're so whipped

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fan32: this is literally the same place y/n posted in her last post

jackhughes: TAG HER

fan33: jack losing his patience is all of us rn

_quinnhughes went live 3 minutes ago!

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jackhughes: because these two IDIOTS are refusing to actually do anything about it, i'm taking the matter into my own hands for my and your mental health. this is ynofficial and _quinnhughes and they are 100% dating and 1000% in love to the point where it actually melts me. thank you and good night

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lhughes_06: i didn't think you'd ACTUALLY do it

jackhughes: do not underestimate me

_quinnhughes: and then you wonder why luke is y/n's favourite

fan34: WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!!!!

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ynofficial: i hate you

jackhughes: you wish you did 😘😘 

fan35: i love how y/n and quinn are so private that the only way their relationship would ever get exposed is if someone did it for them

fan36: fr they fit each other so well

fan37: THEY! ARE! PARENTS!

fan38: omg y/n has a harley and a quinn in her life

fan39: HQ makes sense now

[mono-dot-jpeg]

a flower & flower protector - p. niran [lifeweaver]

summary; you've heard of a sunshine and sunshine protector, well how about a flower and flower protector?

genre/extra tags; fluff, general headcanons abt being lifeweaver's s/o but with a more set dynamic, me just thinking about a dynamic in my head, reader is an overwatch agent (tank to be specific), very black cat & retriever energy in a way?, lifeweaver is the flower.. heh, get it?? bc his thai nickname is bua? which is lotus,,, anyways i love this man

[gender neutral! reader]

a/n; it's a crime that i haven't written for him yet bc i just wish there was more about him. he's literally my only source of representation as a south asian gay (at least the closest i'll get to a cambodian lgbt figure). and i love him so much for that but i will never forgive people shitting on him bc of blizzard's shit timing for everything

ugh, anyways, representation matters and i love him. i lost my shit when he was first announced, it made me so happy to see another type of south asian (especially one close to my family's home country) in my favorite game and he was gay so it was even more impactful as a gay person myself. and i imagine it was the same for a lot of other people.

niran is too nice sometimes

you love him for it but he seriously needs to pump the breaks on trying to do so much sometimes

especially since he is still technically wanted in several countries for his developments in bio light.

he's not,, super golden retriever energy but he's always so bright and sweet, it's hard to not at least say dog energy. maybe at least... chill dog energy. glad to be here but not being crazy energetic about it.

you.. not so much. you're very "i dont mind being here but i dont like it either" and he finds it entertaining and endearing bc even if you hate it, you're with him and making sure he's having a good time and there's no one there to ruin it

you're kind of intimidating but then you stand next to niran and he's so much taller than you ?! you're like near his chin or lips in height, so you're still kind of tall?? but also he is a very tall man in general

some people find it hard to believe that you're the one in the frontlines in battle and he's the one supporting you but it's really cute though

he likes that you're close to his height. "just means easier access to kiss you!" in his words.

he's always the one initiating pda and you never say no to it. you always grumble abt it but he just smiles so sweetly and you end up letting him do what he wants

but in private, you're the one being attached to him

often being the little spoon bc as much as you love protecting the people of the world, you want to be protected too sometimes and that's okay

but you do like being big spoon too and he loves being cuddled when you're the one initiating it

he's always the one rambling to you about his new discoveries and his plants or just anything in general

and you're always listening intently. and you get him things based on what he's talked about recently or what reminds you of him :')

"did you get this for me, dear?"

".. no." [yes.]

"of course, of course." he nods knowingly, sending you that little smug smirk. he obviously knows. "well, then i'm just gonna go ask the rest of the agents if they- [gifted this to me]"

you're hugging him from behind, face pressed against his back, "i hate you so much niran."

that stupidly cute laugh leaves his lips, "i love you too."

the overwatch crew's opinions really vary

symm doesn't mind your presence when you're around, she doesn't mind when you have silent moments bc she has those moments too. you both are close friends

genji kind of relates to you, when you just feel like being away from people but you don't want to actually feel lonely. he finds solace in that. also you both probably meditate together (with zen on occasion), and he enjoys having a meditation partner

tracer is always nice around you, very cheery and always trying to get a laugh or smile out of you. you only spare a weak laugh or a huff of a laugh and niran has to explain that you probably did find her joke funny and you don't want to admit it (which is true). sometimes it's a bit awkward when he's not around to explain that, so you just come off as really really awkward or unintentionally rude (or maybe intentionally if you didn't like her jokes)

you know that baptiste flirts a lot with niran, and you dont really care bc he does that with mostly everyone. you don't blame him (some of the agents are really pretty and handsome but you love niran the most). you trust niran enough. he's a very honest person with you.

bap also tries to flirt with you too. niran joins in to double team you and get you flustered. and sometimes it works. you're unfortunately really bad at handling and accepting compliments.

bap is very flirty best friend vibes but he never pushes past the limits of course. niran's glad to have a friend who matches his energy and you're just glad he's got another place to put that energy

continuing on...

after missions, he's always patching you up. you're the tank after all (you can only take so many orisa spears to the head-)

during missions, he gives his 110% for you and the team. and he does it well ‼️

during those off times (which can really vary what with null sector and the invasion and etc.), you both just try to relax as much as possible. sometimes niran gets really restless bc he just wants to save the world as soon as possible :(

but you remind him about how it takes time and even heroes need rest.

you tend to take care of him more during those off times because he just gets so anxious and he overthinks a bit.

you're very realistic with your goals, niran can get too optimistic, and it can really hurt him. but you keep him grounded.

mm.. let's move to a lighter topic now,,,,

his love language is physical touch and acts of service. his in game,,, everything just screams that to me idk

when he pulls you in his life grip and saves you 😍 (lowkey, i fall in love with those players who save my ass like that as a support player/j)

nah but real talk, when you come back to him in the grip, he slips a hand around your waist, "let me hold you a bit longer, hm?" I LOVE HIM FR FR ‼️‼️

anyways, he likes doing things for you. and the pda thing as mentioned before applies to the physical touch love language ofc

he has to have like a few seconds to gently guide your close to him with his hand on your lower back or to hold your hand. or just hold you in general.

he's the type of guy to say you have something your hair and goes to fix it but there was nothing, he wanted an excuse to make it a kdrama moment

he's like a bit dramatic but you love him for it you know?

he's a bit cheesy but he's cute so it's okay

he's always telling you how much he loves you. you dont do the same, at least not verbally

it's mostly physically/through actions. handing him things he didn't know he needed, buying him presents that made you think of him

very gift giving and acts of service

..

man this is longer than i thought it was gonna be... um..

idk if i should go further. someone request it and i'll write in-game interactions that would happen or describe flower protector! reader more. /hj

[spooky-bunnys]

If it’s alright can I request a part 3 for south

Maybe the reader is still in the hospital and south does frequent visits and always brings the reader gifts, food, flowers and even sneaks in the cat (that was previously mentioned in part one) and the kawata are always keeping an eye on him and just when south thinks they aren’t looking he will try to give the reader a kiss only to be stopped by the kawata twins and they do lecture south with the gifts he gives the reader cause they are tired of taking all the gifts South buys to their house

Just a Friend FINAL!

South x Male Reader

It's been a few days since (Name) was admitted to the hospital. The twins have been taking turns watching over him at night, while South comes everyday to visit him. The twins thought it was cute at first. But now. "Aww your brought him! Wait. Whats in the bag?" But now, it's just annoying. The twins look over at their brother seeing him cuddle (Pet Name)-wait. "OI! You brought the fucking cat?!" Smiley was not amused.

Angry just stared at the gifts South had brought and groaned. It was his turn to go home tonight and that meant he had to carry those home. "Dude enough of the gifts. We get it. You're sorry. But your not the one packing them back to our house!" (Name) looked at his brothers shyly. "Sorry guys." He did feel quite bad. "Babe you need to stop with the gifts. My brothers are gonna get hurt trying to take them home."

South gave a short look to the huffing blue twin and te growling pink twin. "Then I'll have someone take them to your house instead." The twins groaned louder. "Fine." South rolled his eyes grumpily. "I'll just put them in our room at my place." The twins froze and (Name) blushed brightly. "O-OUR?!" South smirked and leaned in for a kiss only to get interrupted by the twins.

"OH HELL NO!" "We won't just hand over our precious (Name) so easily to you!" South groaned. He was getting real fucking tired of being interrupted. Especially by the twins. Angry started looking over the gifts until he realized something. Wait-"Am I crazy or is that bag moving?" His twin looked where he was looking confused until he realized. The bag was indeed moving.

With the twins distracted South gently covered (Name)'s face in kisses. (Name) smiled brightly enjoying the soft kisses and gives him a few kisses before he's almost thrown out of his hospital bed by his brothers jumping onto it. "Oi! You two almost threw (Name) in the floor! Hey Peachy! Your almost landed on (Pet Name)!" The brothers immediately begin arguing with South while (Name) holds (Pet Name) closer rolling his eyes.

He looked over the gifts and paled upon realizing one was moving. "H-Hey babe?" South quickly quieted down looking at (Name). "Why is that bag moving?" South confused turned to where (Name) was pointing before remembering something. "Oh yeah!" He walked to the bag gently picking it up and switches (Pet Name) for the bag.

(Name) confused slowly peaked into the bag and let out a quick squeal. His brothers go in defense mode before (Name) pulls out a small Shiba Inu. By small they mean the pup was tiny. "Oh my god!! Babe you remembered!" The twins paled. They had enough problems with the cat. Now they got to deal with a dog? "What the fuck dude!?" Smiley asked practically foaming at the mouth.

"You got (Name) a cat when you guys first started dating. Now you get him a damn DOG?!" (Name) was in his own world gently patting the pups head that's when he heard it. The jiggle. Confused (Name) lifted the extremely happy pup and sees-"OH MY GOD!" The twins whip to (Name) seeing him in tears a hand over his mouth. He removes his hand from his face and messes with the tag. That's when the twins realize what he hand.

".....Is that a ring?" Angry asked shocked while Smiley just damn near fainted off the bed. South looked at (Name) with soft eyes. "Now I'm not proposing-" the twins immediately jump up and are trying to reprimand South. But he's just watching (Name)'s reaction. "Then what's the ring for?" "It's a promise ring. It's my promise to you that I'll get over my shit and I'll promise to propose in the future."

(Name) still holding the pup leaned up to South. "I love you. I accept your promise." With a short kiss (Name) slips the ring on and continues to shower his new pup in kisses. The twins weren't the only unhappy one. While South looked jealous of the pup, (Pet Name) looked like he was ready to kill South. Although it could wait.

A knock interrupted the moment and everyone paled when they remembered the animals. Angry quickly grabbed both animals and practically dove into the bathroom when a doctor walked in. He looked around. Gave the three a smile before doing a few tests on (Name).

"Good news Mr. Kawata. You can go home tomorrow. Just mind your injuries. Take your prescribed medication. I'll also set up some appointments through the next few weeks to check your healing progress." South was nodding along with the older twin. Both remembering the information. The doctor nodded again and left. The trio let out a relief breath. Angry slowly came out of the bathroom. (Pet Name) on his head and the new edition in his hands.

His twin relays the information to him while he gives the animals back to (Name). Both cat and dog immediately get comfortable on (Name) and fall asleep. (Name) pulls South down into the bed and slowly moves around. Being extremely careful of his babies and fall asleep. Cuddled with his love and babies. The twins realize how quiet it is and turns to the duo. Noticing their comfortable positions.

The twins look at each other silently communicating. "He lives for now." The younger twin nodded to his brothers saying. Before eyeing the tall buff male. "You do realize aniki he'll probably trying crashing at our place with (Name) like this right?" Smiley groaned being careful not to be too loud. "Fuck it we'll call the brothers and kakucho is he gets too much. But this might be good for (Name)." They look over at their brother.

"Nevermind he could do SO much better." "Souya I've never agreed with anything you've said until now."

[gachawolfiebloom]

Two Hearts In The City of Love

Chapter 4: For Your Amusement

Tags: Love, Love Confession, Romance

"Can Mario please have some of your bacon?"

"I told you yesterday Mario, just go up for seconds!"

Everyone was enjoying breakfast at the hotel buffet again. Luigi was certainly being awful generous for them on this trip. "Soooo what are we doing today?" Meggy asked while stirring a spoon around in her drink. Luigi piped up "Well I don't have work today so I was thinking that we could go down to the Disneyland Paris." Mario's eyes widened as he started chanting "OH BOY! OH BOY! MARIO WANTS TO GO!"

Tari twirled her hair with a finger and said "Isn't it kind of expensive to go there?" Luigi typed something on his phone and pulled up their tickets. "It only costs $54 for a day."

"Yeah. For like one person..." Three grumbled. "Oh come on Three. I think it could be fun!" Four tried to convince him to go with Mario's help. "Yeah! What's better than Disneyland?"

"Literally anything else?" Three replied as he went back down to his plate, only to find crumbs. "What the!?" His eyes narrowed and glued directly onto the fat Italian. "Mario..." It was incredibly obvious that it was him as syrup dripped down his cheeks and his mustache was filled with pieces of food. "What? Mario didn't do that!" He burped and continue stuffing food in his mouth until he asked Smg4 "You gonna eat that?" Four slid his plate closer to him and irritatedly said "Yes!"

Meggy sighed and pulled him out of the booth. "Come on Mario. Let's go get you cleaned up." She dragged him back to the elevator and Tari said "Maybe we should all get ready." They all stood up and headed towards the elevator as well. Three groaned and hesitantly followed. "It's not like I had anything better to do anyways."

~A few hours later~

The crew arrived at the entrance, multiple ticket booths with a line of people at each one. "OH HELL NO! I'M NOT STANDING IN THESE LONG LINES!" Bob took out a rocket launcher from his pocket (how did that fit in there) before Meggy started yelling out "Bob calm down! It's like a 5 minute wait!" He rolled his eyes and responded "NOT MY PROBLEM!" After one blast, all the people got shot thousands of miles into the air.

"PROBLEM SOLVED." Meggy looked like she was about to strangle Bob, but she took in a breath to calm herself. "Don't do that again Bob. Let's just go show the tickets." Luigi held up his phone with the tickets to the man at the booth and he let them in. It didn't take long for Mario to go completely crazy as gasped in excitement. "We're finally here! Aren't you excited?"

"Sure." Three rolled his eyes as Mario started rushing off, yelling "LET'S GO ON EVERYTHING!!!" Just as it seemed he was going to take off, Meggy stopped him by his sleeve. "Hold on Mario. I think since we split up yesterday we should stick together today. So nobody gets lost."

"Finnneeee can we just go alreadyyy!!!" Mario kept trying to squirm out of her grasp, but Meggy clung on. "Yes, but you have to stay within sight."

"Works for Mario! Lets-a go!"

The first ride they went onto was a big rollercoaster that made Luigi quiver in fear. "T-That l-l-looks pretty h-h-high..." Mario didn't care and pushed him towards the line. "Don't be a scaredy cat Luigi! Face your fears!" Luigi took some deep breaths to calm himself and proclaimed "You're right Mario! I can do this!" He seemed pretty confident until they got to the car and he immediately fell onto the floor, crying like a baby.

"Come on Luigi! Move your butt!" Mario started shoving and pulling him towards the train car, but he refused to move. "Can you believe that Mario is related to such a lazy, fat brother?" They all looked at each other with unfazed expressions and all said at the same time "Yes."

It took a while, but Luigi finally got in the car. He was still shaking and sweating like crazy. "Why did you have to choose the front car Mario?" Mario looked back at him with derpy eyes and said "Because Its-a lots of fun!" The ride started and the car slowly went uphill towards a very big drop. "I don't like this Mario..."

"What could possibly happen on a tall, bumpy ride like this?" Where to even start. Luigi looked over the side of car and all around the track as he started listing multiple things that could go wrong. "What if the car flies off the tracks and we crash?"

"What if the ride breaks down and we get stuck up here!?"

"What if my seatbelt unbuckles and I fly out of the seat!?"

"What if a low platform slices my head off when we go under it!!!"

"WHAT IF-"

"SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO ENJOY THE RIDE!" Bob yelled from the back seat.

Luigi then noticed that they were getting closer to the top. "Mario...tell them to stop the ride." The car rounded the peak of the track. "Someone...tell them to stop the ride." The car started going downhill and Luigi yells "STOP THE RIDE! SOMEBODY STOP THE RIDE!" It was too late as the car was already accelerating down the drop and doing a bunch of turns. Luigi began screaming out of his mind like a girl and flailing his arms around. Mario, on the other hand, was enjoying it by going "Wheeee!" the whole time.

The ride conductor was relaxing at the station, reading a newspaper when he heard a barely audible scream. "Did I hear someone?" He paused for a few seconds and shrugged. "Meh. It was probably nothing."

"AHHHHHHHHH!!! MARIO GET ME OFF! I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE!"

"Put your arms up Luigi! It's more fun!"

Finally, the ride stopped and everyone got out, talking about how fun it was. "What did you think Luigi?" Mario turned around to find his brother, frozen in terror on the car. "Oooo Luigi really enjoyed it! You must want to go on again!" That little comment made Luigi's pupils shrink. He immediately leapt from the car and ran, screaming towards the exit.

After a few more rides, the crew decided to try some games because Luigi couldn't take anymore scary drops and they couldn't take more of his screaming. Mario wanted to try ring toss, but while walking through all the games, Tari spotted a giant duck plushie prize and squealed in excitement. Meggy saw the blue haired girl's eagerness for it and walked over to her. "Don't worry Tari. I'll win that prize for you. How do you win it?"

The guy running that game pointed to a bell and held up a mallet. "All you have to do is whack this hard enough to ring the bell." Meggy chuckled in superiority and said "Is that all? I'll have that duck in no time." Tari watched in awe as Meggy took the mallet, lined up her shot, and hit the rubber target as hard as she could, ringing the bell. "Congratulations!" the man said as he handed Tari the duck plushie. Meggy spun the mallet in her hands and said "Still got it."

"BRUH I COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT."

Meggy snapped her head around in anger. "What...did.. you...say...?" Bob came up to her and said "I ONCE BROKE THE BELL OFF WITH MY STRENGTH!" Meggy pointed to the high striker and smirked. "Oh yeah? Prove it!" Bob snatched the mallet out of her hands and raised it above the target.

"WATCH ME!"

He hit it with all of his might and the bell rang just like Meggy's turn. "Well done sir!" The man handed Tari another plushie. Meggy's jealously and competitive spirit got the best of her as she went up and took back the mallet. "That was just a warm up! Watch this!" The game started evolving into madness as the two kept tussling for the mallet and ringing the bell several times to prove the other was better. Four turned to the rest of them and said "How about we go see what Mario is doing?" They quickly agreed and snuck away to leave Meggy and Bob to their banter.

Mario was tossing millions of rings all over the place, but none of them landed around a bottle. "You're supposed to throw the ring on top of the bottle idiot." Mario turned around to see all, but three of his friends approaching him. "That's what Mario is doing!" He soon realized that he ran out of rings and started kicking and crying on the ground. "WAHHHH WAHHHH!"

Three glared at him and said "If I do this will you stop having a tantrum?" He nodded as Three shoved a few bucks into the operator's face and took the rings. He lined up his shot with more precision and focus than Mario did. First ring was a miss. He took the second one and aimed for another bottle. Another miss. With the last ring, he thought of a technique and flicked his wrist.

The ring landed around a bottle and Mario sprung up. Three struck his signature pose and said "BOOM! Now that's how you do it." Boopkins clapped for him and Four complimenting him on his skills. "Nice shot Three!" The operator asked what kind of prize Three would like, but there was nothing he wanted to get. Mario ran up and pointed to giant donut plushie off in the corner.

When the operator handed it to him, Mario shouted out "Meggy! Look what Mario won!" and ran away to the high striker. "Oi! I won that!" The others followed behind and came back to quite the surprise. A large crowd of people formed around the high striker while Tari was drowning in millions of plushies and toys. Four went up to her and asked "What happened here Tari!?"

She pointed to where Meggy and Bob were still one-upping each other and explained "Things got a little out of hand with those two and now everyone wants to see who wins." Four knew that this had carried on long enough. He pushed through the crowd and told his friends "Okay you two. I think that's enough. Let's go do something else."Bob kept smashing the mallet against the target repeatedly and yelled "NO WAY JOSE!" Meggy faced him with a serious voice and said "Sorry Four, but I can't stop until I teach this jerk a lesson!" 

"Alright we're done here!" Four butted in between them and grabbed the mallet out of Bob's hands. "HEY! I WAS ABOUT TO BEAT HER!" Meggy sneered at him and said "As if! I was about to beat you!" Four began acting like a real parent here as he said "Well too bad. Stop hogging the game and let somebody else have a turn."

Bob got a serious look in his eyes and pulled out his rocket launcher again. "BOB! WHAT DID I SAY EARLIER!" He looked at both Four and Meggy, aiming for the bell. "IF I CAN'T HAVE IT...THEN NOBODY CAN!" He blasted the bell and it shot off into the sky, breaking the game. Four and Meggy stared upwards with their mouths dangling open as Bob walked off. "GET RICKEDY RICKEDY WRECKED!" Tari then noticed that a certain fish was missing.

"Hey wait! Where's Boopkins?"

Bob thought he heard a familiar squealing as he saw Boopkins standing in line to take a picture with Ariel. "LOL! YOU LIKE GIRLY PRINCESSES!" Boopkins frowned and said "Hey! Lots of people like Ariel!"

"LITTLE GIRLS AND LOSERS DO!"

"Well I don't care what you say. I'm going to meet her." Bob rolled his eyes and started leaving, but then he got a funny idea. Finally, it was Boopkins turn and he started rambling on to the princess. "Hey Ariel. What's up I-"

"HE THINKS YOU HAVE NICE BOOBS!"

Everyone in line was looking at Bob, disgusted. Suddenly, two security guards came up and yelled "STAWP RIGHT THERE!" In the end, him and Boopkins got kicked out of the park so Boopkins had to call Meggy to tell her what had happened.

Meanwhile, the rest of them were still searching the park for the two when Meggy got a phone call. She answered and after a few minutes, she said "That was Boopkins. He and Bob got kicked out so they're waiting for us at the front."

"Why am I not surprised." Three retorted, knowing that it was most likely Bob's fault. The sky was growing dark, but Three kind of wanted to do something with Four. He noticed a lit up Ferris wheel in the distance and pointed it out to Four. "How about we take a ride before we leave."

"Why?" Three didn't want to admit that he liked spending time with Four so he shot back "Do you want to go on or not!?" He thought about it for a few seconds and said "A Ferris wheel would be nice..." They started heading the opposite direction when Meggy looked back and noticed. "Where are you two going?"

"To the Ferris wheel! We'll see you guys tomorrow." Four waved to them and started chatting with Three as the two made their way over. Mario noticed and wanted to get a close look so he managed to slip away from the group and sneak behind the boys. The two of them sat down in a passenger cart together and watched the stars as the wheel spun them around. "So any particular reason you wanted to come here?" Four asked. "Just to get some peace and quiet. Those idiots have been bothering me all day." Four laughed and said "You got a point there. Especially Mario."

By the time the red Italian had made it to the Ferris wheel, the ride had already started. He then noticed that the ride operator had conveniently left his post to go to the bathroom. "Hmmmm...." Mario tapped his chin in thought. "Maybe Mario can use the controls to bring down Smg4 and Smg3 so he can join them!" He snuck into the booth to find the large variety of buttons and levers. Mario scratched his head in stupidity. "This one?" He pushed a button and the ride started to speed up. "Oops. Maybe this one?"

Now the Ferris wheel was going even faster. Mario started panicking and pressed multiple, random buttons that made the Ferris wheel spin out of control. Just when things couldn't seem to get any worse, a big "CHA THUNK!" was heard. The ride had broken down and smoke surrounded the controls. Mario winced and looked up at the wheel. "Smg4 and Smg3 are going to be very mad at Mario!" He ran away like an idiot, back to the hotel, leaving this mess for the boys to figure out.

The calmness of night helped with all the craziness that happened today. It was nicer when it was just the two of them. No wacky shenanigans. No screaming Mario. Just them. Three broke the silence with a stutter. "Four...I...I.." He directed his attention to Three, but all of a sudden they felt a sudden jolt. "What the hell was that!?" The two looked over the side of the railing to see that the Ferris wheel was speeding up.

"This doesn't seem normal..." Four nervously said. Another jolt of speed made the two lose their balance and hit the floor of their passenger cart with a thud. Three rubbed his head and yelled "YOU THINK!?" Then a riveting sound stopped them in their tracks. In a panicked voice, Four asked "Please don't tell me that..." The two got up and leaned over once again to see smoke coming from the bottom.

Sure enough, the ride was broken and there was no help to be found. "Great. Now we're stuck up here!" Four sat down in disappointment while Three leaned against the railing. After a few minutes, impatience grew and Three pushed open the cart door, startling Four. "Three!? What are you doing!?"

"I'm not staying up here all night just for somebody to fix this thing! I'm leaving!" He carefully climbed down to the roof of the cart below their's as Four watched with concern. "Are you sure that's safe?" He looked back up and said "It's not that far down!" Four didn't feel entirely confident with that reassurance, but it was better than staying up in this cart all by himself. He slowly followed, being very careful with where he stepped.

A few minutes had passed and Three was now safely on the ground. Four was coming down as well. Everything seemed to be fine until Four accidentally put his foot on a crooked surface, causing his foot to slip and he quickly clung onto one of the bars. "THREE! HELP!" He quickly shifted his gaze up and freaked out to see Four hanging on by one hand. "CRAP! UH....DON'T MOVE!"

Four tried to hold on, but one by one his fingers started to slip off. "THREE! PLEASE DO SOMETHING!" Four tried to think of a solution himself, but it was all caving in so fast. First it was his pinky, then his ring finger, his thumb. Three tried searching around for something, but it was no use. "Three..." Only his index finger was left as it started to slip. With nothing left to do, he quickly shut his eyes and awaited his fate.

His finger gave out and he fell, but then something caught him. He opened his eyes to find a distraught Three clutching him. He slowly catches his breath and croaked out "Thanks Th-" but then, Three dropped him. As Four looked up, his shaky expression had changed to a seething anger. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

"MY FAULT!? YOU WERE THE ONE TO SUGGEST GOING ON THE FERRIS WHEEL IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

"WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SUCK AT CLIMBING STUFF THEN WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

"I TOLD YOU THAT THIS WASN'T SAFE!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M DONE WITH THIS! I'M GOING BACK TO THE HOTEL!"

Three clenched his fists and stormed off in rage, leaving Four in the dark like that. He gritted his teeth and shouted back "FINE!" He slowly trudged behind, refusing to acknowledge Three for anymore of this night. It didn't help that they were still sharing a room together. When he walked in, Four reminded himself to just ignore Three which apparently, he was doing the same.

The last thing said was Three sternly saying "Don't talk to me." The two refused to look at either one and they slowly drifted to sleep with an uneasy anger that their arguments left them with.

Chapter 5: HotelTrapped

[bunnynexxtdoor]

Been a min

Tags: {creampie, pussy eating, praise, needy, mdom, fsub, clit play, overstim, 🤏🏽 rough, dirty talk}

I hear a knock on my door. Tilting my head wondering who it could be. It's currently 1 am and I'm sitting on the couch eating ice cream. I don't move for a while just to see if they would leave.

They knock again a little more frantically.

"Babe it's me!"

I jump up and open the door to see Nightwing at my door. He's holding his stomach and leaning against the frame. His suit torn a little on his rib, a slash on his upper forearm and his breathing is heavy as well.

"Nightwing did you just call me babe?" I say to him looking at him confused.

"What?" He says looking at me crazy.

"I'm just playing, come on in Dick. I'll go get the first aid kit." I say smiling at him

He shakes his head at me. "For a second I thought you were serious, but when are we ever serious?" He says chuckling

I close the door behind him and grab the kit from underneath the table from in front of my couch.

"As much as I love looking at you in this suit, you have to take it off baby." I say standing in front of me.

He looks at me and smiles.

"Are you gonna undress me?"

Although it was just a simple phrase, it made my stomach flutter with heat. With the way he is looking at me right now makes me really wanna jump his bones.

I look at him a little flustered and shake my head.

"Why are you horny right now? You are literally hurt." I say to him sitting the stuff to the side to help him undress.

"I get hard everytime I see you. You're just so sexy baby I can't help it. I always think about having you on your back, watching your face as you cum over and over on my dick. I never get tired of seeing your face as you cum, or listening to you moan my name over and over again, whining telling me you can't take it." He says to me. His voice getting deeper

I feel my clit throbbing. Begging to be touched. It's been a week since we've had sex. He's been in and out of the house so much helping Bruce, Jason and Damian. I went from having sex with him literally everyday to being deprived for a week.

He leaves in a rush every time we have tried to take it further, leaving me hot and bothered. He knows this, he takes pride in edging me like that. He's such a sadist.

I try to take matters into my own hands but it's not enough. I want him.

"Cat got your tongue now?" He leans back

"Cmon baby. Don't you want me to help you cum? It's been so long since you've felt daddy's touch hasn't it?"

"Mhm it's been so fucking long." I say to him walking closer.

"Have a seat in my lap. Actually, take everything off and have a seat on the couch." He says standing up

"I'm gonna go wash my hands. I'm not going to fuck up my pussy because my hands are dirty." He says walking to my bathroom.

The throbbing sensation intensifies at his words. I do what he says considering I didn't have on much. Just a t-shirt and some boxers. I take it off and sit down. The cold air hitting my clit, I softly moan from the air.

I squeeze my thighs together getting wetter at the thought of him touching me. I still hear the water running so I spread my legs a little and start touching my clit. I moan out lowly.

I lean my head back and rub in circles.

"Touching already? You know how I feel about that." He says coming to stand in front of me.

He took off his mask and suit standing in front of me only in a pair of shorts. He's slightly bruised on his abdomen but it only adds to his sex appeal. I moan again still rubbing while looking in his eyes.

He looks down and his jaw tightens. "Take your hands off now."

I whine moving my hand away. I grab my breasts and pull at my nipples, needing something, anything.

He bends down in front of me. I look into his eyes. "Please. I need you." I say to him

He groans out.

"I fucking love when you beg for me. I'll give you just what you want baby. Lay back and spread your legs."

I quickly lay back and spread my legs wide.

"Hold your legs back. You better not let go. If you do I'll stop and you won't get to cum." He says getting down on his knees.

He brings his fingers to my clit and rubs it slowly. I moan at the feeling. Glad that he finally touched me. He leans down and takes one long lick. I moan missing how his tongue feels.

"Fuck I miss how you taste." He groans.

He puts his head back down and licks my clit over and over again. He puts a finger inside of me and moves his finger in and out.

"Fuck baby just like that. God." I moan out

"You've missed daddy's tongue baby? Just as much as I've missed eating your pussy. Look at how wet you’ve gotten. Look at me doll." He says still moving his finger in and out of me

I look down at him still moaning loudly. He looks me in my eyes and spits on my clit. He goes back down and starts licking it again.

I moan even louder. Fuck that was so hot. He adds another finger and starts curling them inside of me. He speeds them up and starts sucking on my clit.

"I'm so close baby. Please don't stop. Oh god please."

"Mhm mhm." I hear him moan as he continues licking and sucking on my clit.

My hands start to slip but bring them back trying my hardest not to let my legs drop. I know that if I do Dick will stop and after not doing anything with him for a week I need this.

He looks up looking at me.

"Aww look at you gripping your legs for dear life. You know I'll stop and leave you here if you drop them don't you doll?"

I nod my head.

"How bad do you want to cum doll?"

"So bad please don't stop." I whine out

"Cum for me baby." He says leaning back down and sucking my clit

I gasp and cum moaning loudly.

"Oh my go-" I say leaning my head back.

He continues fingering me to ride out my high.

"Good fucking girl. You are such a good girl cumming on demand like that. You want this dick now don't you baby?"

He takes his fingers out of me and brings them to my mouth. I wrap my lips around his fingers and suck. Swirling my tongue around his fingers. I moan while looking to his eyes.

He groans and brings his face down to my face and kisses me. Letting me taste myself on his tongue. We both moan.

"God you are such a good girl for me baby." He says pulling back

He stands up fully and pulls his shorts down. His dick jumps out and hits his stomach. He steps out of his shorts and grabs his dick with his other hand.

"You see how hard you got me baby? I got this hard thinking about you, looking at you and tasting you." He says as he jerks it a little.

He grabs he dick and brings it to my clit sliding it up and down. He brings it to my entrance and slides it over it. Just teasing me.

"Fuck stop teasing. I need you in me." I whine

He just chuckles at me. Finally he brings it to my entrance and slides it in. We both moan at the feeling.

"Oh shit." He says moving in and out of me.

He rotates his hips as he goes in deep and slow. He speeds up the pace still going in deep and hitting my g-spot repeatedly. He leans down and kisses me. He puts his tongue in my mouth, kissing me sloppily. I bring my head back to moan some more

"God you feel so fucking good. You're such a good fucking slut taking my dick so well. I want you to look into my eyes while I'm fucking you. I love seeing your face as my dick stretches you."

I moan even louder looking into his eyes. He brings his other hand to my clit and rubs it, adding to the pleasure. I'm so close.

I close my eyes and he slaps my clit.

"You better fucking look at me. I can tell you are about to cum. You better fucking ask. I don't wanna be nice this time." He says rubbing my clit even faster

"Fuck. Please"

"Oh doll you can do better then that. You know how to fucking beg. Come on princess don't you want to cum?" He says

"Please, please let me cum. I'm so close I can't hold it." I say whining

"Hold it baby. I'm almost there. Don't you wanna cum with me baby? Don't you wanna feel my cum inside your pussy? Fuck I'm gonna fill you up so nice." He says groaning

He leans his head back and moans. He looks so fucking good.

"Yesss, please cum with me. I want you to fill me up. I'm all yours. Fuck I'm all yours. Please cum in me." I say to him

"Fuck, fuck I'm fucking cumming. Cum with me doll." He says leaning down to kiss me.

He kisses me and pulls back up. His strokes getting sloppy. We both moan and cum at the same time.

"Fuck oh fuck"

"Ahh oh my god "

We both say at the same time. His cum inside of me feels so fucking good. He slows his stokes helping us ride out our highs. He finally stops moving and slowly pulls out of me. He groans while doing so.

He kisses me slowly. I moan into his mouth as his tongue slips into my mouth. He pulls back giving me two more pecks.

"Fuck you did so good. Look at how good my cum looks inside of you. You looked so fucking pretty as you came. I'll never get tired of it." He groans.

I see his dick starting to rise again.

"Dick. No more I can't." I say to him shaking my head no.

He chuckles and picks me up. Walking towards our bathroom.

"I've missed being inside of you. I'm gonna clean you up but that won't stop me from fucking you again."

I shiver at his words knowing that I have a long night ahead of me. We make it to the bathroom.

“Gonna sleep with my cum in you?” He mumbles against my ear

“You’d like that wouldn’t you.” I laugh softly

“Oh I’d fucking love that. You know that.” He chuckles as he sits me in the toilet.

I pee and sit there for a while so it can seep out of me. After that he helps me up, I wash my hands then grab onto him as he takes me to my room. Laying me on the bed and getting in beside me.

“I’m so proud of you doll. You know that? You did so good for me” he kisses my forehead while cuddling me more into him

“Thank you.” I say sleepily

“You’re welcome baby. Get you some sleep” he says softly

Soon I fall asleep in his arms.

Thank you for reading hope to see you again ☻

[seaside-writings]

Hello, again all you wonderfully, wicked people!

As we know black cats are an essential part of the spooky season as well as an essential part of everyday life! So in honor of that, I made a prompt list dedicated to one of my favorite black cats Salem Saberhagen, who in my opinion had some of the most iconic dialogue in TV history!

I hope you all like this prompt list, and I hope it helps you create! And if you do use it, please credit/tag me so I can check out what you've made!

I hope you all stay blessed and safe throughout your day.

Lots of Love & Wishes: Celia 🖤🎃🕸🔮

P.s. I did change some of the dialogue so it would flow easier when it came to writing for different types of characters.

“You’re the only one who understands me,” “Yeah, but it doesn’t mean I care,” - “What are you doing?” “Nothing!” “You’re in a chatroom again pretending to be a woman, aren’t you?” “I like the attention.” - “I have lighted the fuse. Now I just have to wait for the kapowie! Muahahaha!” - “I'm sorry. I didn't want to hurt you; I just wanted to rule you,” - “You’ll be able to look back on all of this and get revenge,” - “Show me the tuna!” - "I never cared for the name Mildred," - “And let’s give a big warm welcome to sadness,” - “Someone’s gonna end up crying. Probably me,” - “Finally, someone whose life is more pathetic than mine!” - “You don't have to order me a pizza, but make it half sausage, half clam,” - “I need a little fresh air and a latte,”

“As long as you drop everything and stay focused on me, I should be fine,” - “Dogs guard. Cats watch and judge,” - “When I’m happy, I eat! When I’m upset, I eat!” - “Hooray, the toast is stuck! Danger, here I come!” - “They left behind. Be strong. Don’t cry,” - “Still want to take over the world?" - "Cheetos should be served at room temperature, you know,” - “Curse my sarcastic nature!” - “If you misbehave for just one instant, I’ll cut you, man,” - “Dear lord, you picked up a guy at the bus station,” - “It's the 90s, no one eats mortals anymore,” - “I’m rich! Rich, I tell you!” It’s only a few hundred dollars,” “I’m well-off! Well-off, I tell you!” - “Let's destroy everything that's dear to him. Let's indoctrinate him into the cathedral of agony,” “I'm going to write him a very stern letter,” “You're a regular Mad Max, aren't you?” - “A tassel! Don’t you toy with me, you saucy minx!” - “Wow, you must feel like a huge loser,” - “Would you be terribly upset if I threw up in one of your shoes?” - “You laugh, you die,” - “I will not be ignored!” - “All I’ve done all day is eat, sleep, and stare off into space. What an awful existence,” “Hey! I don’t dump on your lifestyle," - “Could you either remove the bandages or kill me?” - “Sorry, thirty waffles is my limit,” - “You think a mirrored ceiling would be too much?” - “Why didn’t you stop them!?” “I was busy,” “Doing what!?” “Playing with my scrunchie,” - “We need a plan,” “How about we weep uncontrollably,” - “I urge you to accept me as your ruler!” - “I’ll be having a quiet weekend, curled up with Memoirs Of A Geisha,” - “Delivery. I want a pizza as fast as possible! And don’t forget the crazy bread!” - “And your face is a bit of a trainwreck too,” - “Tell Elton John he can’t start singing now,” - “I wasn’t always the stud muffin I am today,”

“You owe her an apology. Now! “I’m thinking of how to word it,” “Try 'I’m sorry,'” “Somehow, that just doesn’t feel right…” - “I’d rather be locked in the dishwasher again,” - “Does she know who you are?” “Why does everyone think that’s a necessary part of love,” - “I’m the ultimate bad example,” - “Don’t ask me, I was an English major,” - “Hey, leave the sarcasm to the professionals,” - “Get a real job. And some pants,” - “I’m a cat, I’m curious, so kill me,” - “Still want to take over the world?” “Yes! Wait, no! I meant no!” - “I’d be more nervous if I weren’t so good-looking,” - “Hey chicks, what’s the haps?” - “I’m trying to set the world record for grooving,” - “Sometimes I just like to hear myself talk,” - “You know me any excuse to wear taffeta,” - “Oh, right, I forgot. I’m an animal, I have no self-control,” - “Why am I finding it hard to summon sympathy?” - “Wow, I love a woman who can take charge!” - “I’ll be downstairs creating a distraction,” - “I’m trying to concentrate on expanding my intellectual horizons,” - “Wake up, woman! You’re not a princess, you’re a dragon!” - “Her new obsession is doing wonders for my wardrobe!” - “Please hurry! I’ve been in here for over an hour!” “Why didn’t you call us sooner?” “It wasn’t a problem until I ran out of peanut brittle!” - “So it's true. Taste does skip a generation,” - “I want to say something wise and wonderful right now, but I can't think of anything. Except I love you, and I hope the band knows some Ohio Player,” - “BOO!” “You look ridiculous,” “You were terrified, and you know it,” - “Halloween. Is it just another date on the calendar, or is a state of mind, or is a state of… being?”

[the-mad-starker]

Starker Smut: Be Mine

Inspired by this post from @anonoite 💗💗 The first one I got was kitty!Tony x kitty!Peter. So here I am coming in with kitty starker Valentine's Day 😌

Can you believe this cute lil thing spawned a 5k fic? I can't 😂 I meant for this to be so much shorter. I wanted to finish it for Valentine's Day but better late than never?

Summary: It's Valentine's Day but Peter knows Tony's keeping a secret from him. His alpha makes sure to correct that mistake.

WC: 5681

(AO3 Link)

Notes: Alpha/Omega, feline omegaverse, Barbed Penis (kind of), Intersex Omegas, Omega Peter Parker, Alpha Tony Stark, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Oral Sex, Dirty Talk, Implied Mpreg, Cat/Human Hybrids, Mating jewelry, Light Angst, Marriage Proposal, Creampie, (some) pain kink, mirror sex, multiple orgasms

Note 2: although I have tagged barbed penis, it's not exactly penis spines cause I didn't wanna... Shred poor Peter 😂 so it's still spines but blunted. So no bleeding 😅

Terminology: toms refer to male cats and queens refer to female cats, but in this situation, tom=alpha, queen=omega

Mating Jewelry inspo cause I doubt I did a great job describing:

💗💗💗

Tony's been secretive lately.

The thought plagues Peter's mind throughout the morning class. His ears, usually perked up and attentive, lie flat against his curly hair and his tail barely twitches.

It's February 14th. Valentine's Day.

The tom wouldn't be so cruel as to break up with Peter on Valentine's Day, would he?

Peter doesn't think Tony would do that to him but it doesn't bring him any comfort. What if Tony wants to give him one last hurrah, wine and dine Peter, then let him down easy the next day?

The feline buries his head in his arms even more because somehow that thought seems even worse than being broken up with on Valentine's Day.

A nudge to his side has Peter peeking out of his makeshift hiding spot. Ned's concerned face greets him.

"It's time to go," Ned tugs him out of his seat but Peter drags his feet even knowing Happy's waiting for him.

"I'd thought you'd be excited to see your alpha," Ned muses, his own ears flopping as they walk.

"He's gonna break up with me, Ned," Peter says as though it's inevitable. His tail curls around his waist as Ned tugs him along.

"What?" His best friend sounds appropriately offended. "No way, dude! You guys are like… perfect together."

"Yeah? What makes you think that?" Peter turns to look at his friend. He's latching onto any bit of hope because he really really likes Tony. Maybe even… loves him...

Ned pauses as though not expecting the question.

"You're both felines?" Ned says as though that simple fact is enough.

Peter groans and bumps against the beta.

"That doesn't mean we're perfect together…" Peter says. He wishes it was that simple. "Maybe he found another queen, a prettier one, with– I dunno, a fluffier tail? …I'm just me, after all. I'm just… Peter. Boring, nerdy Peter."

"Hey, don't talk about my best friend like that," Ned pokes him. "And there's no better omega or uh, queen, than you, Peter."

The way Ned fumbles with the terminology breaks him out of his gloomy thoughts.

"You can just call me an omega, I know the terminology is a bit weird to get used to," Peter tries to smile at Ned. He's grateful that Ned tries so hard. He's such a good friend.

"I'll get used to it," Ned shrugs. "Omega, queen. Alpha, tom. It's the same thing, just… a tiny bit different."

"Well, we call each other omega and alpha too," Peter points out. "So it's fine if you use those terms."

"If I can get used to it in my head, it'll be better," Ned says, determined. "And hey, don't change the subject. Why do you think Tony's planning to break up?"

The omega falls silent gathering his thoughts.

"I dunno, it's just… a feeling. Like he's hiding something from me," Peter says, ears once again hanging flat. "He hasn't been texting or calling as much. And he's been busy a lot…"

Ned takes it all in. He doesn't call Peter crazy or paranoid, which Peter appreciates.

"Peter. He's a genius billionaire that's CEO of his own company," Ned reminds him gently.

"Genius, billionaire, ex-playboy, philanthropist," Peter feels the need to correct him, his lips quirking up into a half smile.

Ned rolls his eyes but concedes.

"Right. That. That's a lot of stuff to be handling," Ned nudges him.

"Yeah," Peter sighs. "I know… I just… wish I didn't feel like he was hiding something from me."

"So… ask him," Ned suggests. "What's the worst that can happen?"

And just on cue, they arrive at the parking garage where Happy is patiently waiting.

Normally, Peter feels so excited, so giddy, when he sees Happy because that means Tony's waiting for him at the end of the ride. But here, he can't help feeling a tiny bit of trepidation.

He waves Ned goodbye and resolves to get the answer out of his alpha.

What's the worst that can happen, after all? Maybe just a little heartbreak that'll tear Peter's whole world apart.

Yep. Nothing to it.

---

Tony's plans for Valentine's Day have Peter wanting to melt into a pile of goo.

The plan goes as follows:

Happy taking Peter to get tailor fit for a suit

A romantic brunch in Manhattan, set on one of the rooftops overlooking the city.

Spending the rest of the night with his alpha at the penthouse, just the two of them.

The custom made suit has Peter feeling so pampered and spoiled. He always feels so self-conscious when he's on Tony's arm, more than aware of the difference in their social standing. But like this, clad in form-fitting trousers and a waistcoat that accentuates his slim waist, he looks like a model ready for a photo shoot.

The way Tony's eyes light up in genuine pleasure, his eyes inspecting Peter from head to toe and finding the omega more than perfect… The kit glows with pleasure and feels confident enough to step up to Tony.

Tony's ears and tail are as dark as his hair, all sleek fur. Peter's, on the other hand, is a sable brown but what really catches the eye is the texture. Fluffy and curly, every single move has them bouncing.

When Peter steps up to his side, the tom's tail sways forward and effortlessly catches Peter's.

"You look lovely, kitten," Tony all but purrs, snagging him by the waist and dropping a sweet kiss on his lips.

Peter melts in his arms, his tail twining possessively around Tony's.

"It's the suit," Peter blushes.

"Even if you were wearing a t-shirt and sweats, you'd still look lovely," Tony continues with the charm and maybe Peter would've laughed and called him a sap but today was different.

The insecurity is still in the back of his mind so he eats up the compliment and all but purrs when Tony strokes one of his ears with affection.

"You look good too, alpha," Peter says sincerely.

Tony must hear it often enough but Peter's sweet words have the alpha purring in happiness.

Their luncheon is amazing. No matter how often Tony spoils him, the omega still isn't used to this type of lavish lifestyle. The tastiest of dishes are placed before him, the meat practically melting in his mouth while flavor bursts on his tongue.

The view of the city is breathtaking too. The company makes it all even better but when Peter turns to face the tom, he can't help but feel a pang of sorrow.

What if this doesn't last?

Tony continues to distract him though, talking about mutual projects and his general day. Peter gets the full brunt of Tony's attention and he eagerly soaks it up like a parched flower tasting rain.

When they're tucked away in the car, bellies full and hands entwined, Tony mentions, "You're a bit quiet today, kitten. Anything wrong?"

Peter means to shake his head. He's decided during lunch that he doesn't want to ruin things and doesn't want to disrupt the romantic plan Tony laid out for them. If he has to be in denial, then let him be in denial.

He leans his head against Tony's chest and the alpha's arm winds around him, tucking him close to his chest. Tony's heartbeat thumps against his ear, steady and reassuring.

It all feels so perfect and Peter breathes in the scent of his alpha and home. He can't imagine being with anyone else but Tony.

"Don't break up with me," Peter can't help but murmur softly. He doesn't realize he's said it out loud until the alpha he's leaning on suddenly stiffens.

"What?" Tony sounds so confused and that's when it registers.

Peter sits up, eyes wide. When his tail tries to untangle itself from Tony's, Tony continues to hold on.

"What do you mean, break up?" Tony looks so adorably confused that Peter has to bite down on his lip to stop from repeating his words.

"Peter, sweetheart, kitten–" Tony takes his hands and squeezes gently. "Why do you think I'd want to break up with you?"

A minute shiver has Peter's body shuddering. Tony's words ignite hope in his heart. Hopefully, he hasn't ruined everything with his insecurities.

"I thought you got bored of me," Peter confesses, "You kinda… weren't as into our conversations the past week and… I know you're busy so I didn't want to bother you but it made me feel like… yeah…"

Tony's mouth drops open in a Gobsmacked expression and he seizes Peter in a hard hug.

"Silly kit," Tony says and the feeling of his hand sliding through Peter's hair and rubbing against the velvety soft fur of his ear is so soothing, so right.

"Happy," Tony calls out to their driver and Peter jerks, embarrassed that he forgot Happy was an unintentional audience in this. "I think it's time. Change of course, take us to the secret spot."

"Tony…?" Peter asks, unsure.

The alpha kisses his forehead and only holds him tighter.

"Shh, sweetheart, this will explain everything."

And because Peter trusts Tony, loves Tony… the omega closes his eyes and just breathes in the soothing scent of his boyfriend as Happy changes course.

---

The place Happy takes them to isn't familiar to Peter but that isn't unusual. The stores here scream luxury so it isn't a neighborhood that Peter would have reason to frequent.

The name of the boutique is a simple word, Promises, and when Tony leads him to the entrance, the door is opened by a peacock. Or– Well, Peter assumes it's a peacock man since the employee has a distinctive crest of blue feathers swaying above his hair.

"Mr. Stark," the man doesn't seem surprised to see him or Peter. "This way, please."

They're led inside and it's a spacious area with a few mannequins lined against the walls. The lights in the store are specifically placed to shine on the mannequins and there are strands hung on the bodies where bright sparks of light are reflected back.

Peter wants to get a closer look, attracted by the light, but Tony's hand in his has him tugging the younger man to his side.

A teasing pinch to his ear has Peter flicking it instinctively.

"C'mon, kitten," Tony says, "You'll see for yourself why we're here."

Peter still wants to peek but he's also excited to learn more. They rejoin the employee, following behind a train of brilliant green feathers.

They're shown into a room. A dressing… room? Fitting room? It's the fanciest dressing room Peter's ever been in. Definitely the most spacious.

In the corner, a large section is curtained off from the rest of the room with thick light blue curtains. In the center, there's a small platform that's surrounded by mirrors so that the person standing in the center could see every angle.

There are bouquets of red roses on corner tables. And there's a small white couch against the wall for the comfort of waiting partners.

Suddenly, Peter knows exactly what Tony's been so busy with.

"Tony, this…" Peter trails off, helpless, and even more helpless when Tony leads him to the curtained off area.

The curtains are retracted to reveal a single mannequin, very similar to Peter's size. Peter wouldn't be surprised if it is his exact measurements.

The mannequin is decorated in fine strands of gold. Just like the front of the store, the light here is specifically positioned to showcase the jewelry. And that's what it is… Jewelry. Peter hadn't been able to see clearly when they were brought in, but he realizes now that it could've only been jewelry.

"Tony…" Peter breathes out as he approaches the mannequin. He lifts a hand and hesitates as though touching them would make them disappear.

Tony approaches with him and when Peter hesitates, the alpha calmly presses his hand down on the thin strands that make up the chest piece.

"It's yours," Tony tells him softly. "I've been coming here to check the progress. Make sure everything was perfect, the diamonds, the rubies, the arrangement… It had to be perfect for my future mate."

The courting gift is beautiful. It's made up of delicate gold strands that make up a chest harness. It starts at the neck where a beautiful collar sits. From the collar, two strands of gold gently trail downward and wrap around to the back. Connected from these chains, two more meet in the middle where there are rubies. The first chain would sit right where his collarbone would meet and the next chain would be between his pecs.

From the last chain, three gold strands are attached. The center dangles just short enough to rest above his belly button while the other two are long enough to wrap around his waist.

And separate from the chest piece, two more delicate strands of gold circle around the waist, crossing in an X at the front.

Peter knows it must've cost Tony a fortune, one that the omega probably can't even fathom.

"Alpha…" Peter murmurs when he turns to Tony. The tom's tail is flicking nervously and his ears are pushed forward eagerly.

"Peter… I hope you know now how serious I am about you," Tony tells him. When he steps closer and pulls Peter into his arms, he leans down and rubs their noses together.

Peter can't help the soft rumble that comes from his chest. His grip on Tony's arms tightens and he leans into him.

"Kitten… Peter… Peter Parker…" Tony murmurs. "Will you be mine? My mate? My queen?"

Even though Peter expects the question, it still makes his heart jump. He gives a brilliant smile, his fluffy curls bounce when he leans up and kisses his alpha.

"Yes, yes–" Peter says between kisses and smiles and a heart full of joy. "Alpha, my alpha. I want to be yours, wanna be your mate, your queen, only yours…!"

Tony returns the kisses. Peter can feel the press of his alpha fangs against his lips, their kisses are so full of passion.

When Peter pulls away breathless and giddy with happiness, he can't help but look back at the courting gift. An engagement set, he now realizes.

"Wanna try it on?" Tony's voice, low and suggestive, almost makes him jump.

Peter's face blushes pink. A lot of the jewelry is meant to show off Tony's claim on him. The collar, specifically, is the traditional piece and often, it tends to be the only piece necessary for a mating. Tony, of course, is going for a full set.

The jewelry is meant to show off Tony's adoration for him, but it's also a quiet declaration to Peter himself of Tony's love. The collar is meant to be shown off but the other pieces, the ones that Peter can wear under his clothes or hide away, those are just for him.

The chest harness and the pieces that hug his waist are only for him and Tony.

Peter wants to try it on and he wants to show his alpha just how well he knows him and his body.

"Yes," Peter answers, turning and nuzzling Tony's neck. "Will you put it on me?"

"Of course, sweetheart," Tony murmurs with a crinkling of his eyes, "I'm at your service."

It's not the first time Tony has seen him naked. They're way beyond that and are intimate with each other's bodies. Tony has kissed freckles and moles on Peter's back that the omega hadn't even been aware were there.

It's safe to say that Tony knows Peter's body more intimately than even he does himself.

So when Tony starts to remove the expensive suit he bought for Peter, the omega lets him until he's completely bare. He's more than a little hard, more than a little slick, and Tony can smell it on him.

Tony's eyes when they look at him are all dark pupils and full of hunger. But the anticipation makes it all the more worth it and Tony turns away, though he has to adjust himself too.

Peter hums teasingly, rocking on his heels and waiting eagerly.

The first piece that Tony places on him is the collar. It goes around his neck, neither too loose nor too snug. When Tony secures the clasp on the back, he brushes over the gold with reverent fingers when it settles into place.

Then a necklace is put on him. Peter hadn't even realized that it's a separate piece, it matches the set so well. The sparkle of a ruby settles right in the hollow of his throat like it belongs there.

The chest harness is next and it attaches to the collar seamlessly. Peter likes that he can wear them separately or together. When Tony goes to secure the harness, Peter obediently lifts his arms so Tony can reach the back.

Just as he expected, a line of gold dangles from the harness and barely reaches his belly. The ruby is just as red, just as beautiful as the one on his throat.

Tony's hands linger on Peter's hips when he places the last piece but the alpha behaves himself. Peter almost wishes he didn't.

Once that's secure, Tony steps back and lets his eyes linger in appreciation.

"How's it look, alpha?" Peter asks shyly.

The piece had looked stunning on the mannequin and even though he knows this is custom made for him, he wonders if the jewelry is too fine, too delicate, to look right on him.

"Come," Tony beckons him, taking his hand and leading him back to the center of the room.

Peter feels self-conscious walking around naked but Tony has always been a possessive alpha and has always taken Peter's safety into consideration. He knows he can trust the tom to keep his privacy safe if only because Tony would ruin anyone who even glances at him.

The alpha helps Peter up onto the platform. He stands behind the omega as Peter takes in the sight of his body covered in Tony's claim and he looks…

Handsome. Stunning.

The alpha looks at him in the mirror, eyes dark, his tail curled possessively around Peter's waist. Standing in front of the alpha, Peter feels so small and covered in gold, he feels just as delicate.

He feels adored and loved.

Tony's hands roam over his body, feather-light, as he teaches the strands of gold.

"Do you like it?" the tom needlessly asks.

Peter catches Tony's hand as he settles over his belly, large enough that his palm nearly covers the width of him.

"I love it, alpha," Peter says honestly. He turns towards Tony, smiling brightly.

The alpha is satisfied and he nods before smiling mischievously.

"Good, although…" Tony turns and steps away, confusing the poor omega. He takes a step to follow but then waits patiently when Tony goes to the door.

Something is handed off to him from the other side but Tony makes sure that Peter is still safely ensconced inside, hidden away from any curious eyes.

The box he returns with is longer than it is wide, easily the length of his forearm. When he opens it, Peter's brows raise in surprise.

There's another piece in there and it matches the set Peter is wearing.

"Alpha?" He says curiously.

Tony knees in front of him and looks up with sparkling eyes.

"Did you really think this was all I had for you?" Tony teases gently before he leans forward, takes Peter's hand, and kisses his knuckles. "No, kitten mine, what you have on now… is just the start."

He takes the new jewelry out and holds it up for Peter's inspection. It's just one piece and compared to the chest harness, the direction of the gold is going the opposite way. Instead of falling in a V, the chains here go from a point and lead downwards.

Peter isn't sure where it's supposed to go until Tony gently takes a hold of the back of his knee and urges him to lift his foot. When he does, Tony carefully helps him balance so that Peter lightly places his elevated foot on Tony's bent knee.

The new piece of jewelry is secured around his thigh like a garter belt and Peter shivers at the feeling of Tony's hands on him.

"There we go…" Tony murmurs, pleased. His fingers stroke the sensitive skin on his inner thigh.

"Alpha… what did you mean by this being the start…?" Peter has to ask, otherwise, he'd lose himself to the feeling of Tony's hands. Something embarrassing would truly happen then, like Peter whimpering.

Tony continues to stroke his inner thigh with a loving caress and then he leans forward and places a kiss there.

Peter shudders and his entire body feels like it's being lit up from the inside when his alpha's warm breath brushes against his skin.

"My mate, my queen," Tony calls him, "The set you have now is not complete yet. I'll spend the entire first year of our mating adding to this one and when it's complete, I'll do it again and again…"

Peter's breath catches in his throat. It sounds like so much but it's also so very Tony. He can't deny that it makes Peter feel so very… very spoiled.

You don't have to… He wants to say but he knows Tony wouldn't do something unless it was something he wanted. So the only thing Peter can do is run his fingers through Tony's dark hair, rubbing his dark ears and purring contentedly.

"Alpha…" Peter licks his dry lips. Tony being so close, his alpha scent free and unfiltered, is doing such things to Peter.

He knows his alpha is doing it on purpose and Peter is more than willing to follow his lead.

"Alpha…" Peter murmurs again when those gentle hands start to press deeper into his skin and Tony's purrs against his inner thigh. His face turns to where the omega is hard, his cocklet aching for attention.

"I'm glad you like my gift," Tony says, purring as he nuzzles the hardening cocklet. "Let me show you how appreciative I am that you're accepting."

He sets Peter's foot down, allowing him to better balance for what he's planning next.

"Shouldn't I be thanking you, alpha…?" Peter gasps out when Tony takes his cocklet into his mouth.

The alpha's mouth is hot and his tongue is soft and wet against Peter's cock. The omega, so sensitive already, grips the tom's hair, trapping strands of it in his fist. He needs it, something to hold onto, as Tony sucks on his cocklet, the small thing fitting so easily in his mouth.

For such a small thing, it's so very sensitive and Tony knows it. He sucks gently, swirling his tongue around the top and tracing the underside of Peter's cock with the tip of his tongue.

"Oh… Oh…" Peter moans, squeezing his eyes shut when Tony's fingers creep up his thighs and start to tease his pussy.

He's wet, dripping with slick. His insides part easily for the alpha's questing fingers but once they're inside, they clamp down, desperate for something bigger.

"Alpha… Tony…" Peter begs, muscles clenching tight as the fingers dig deeper, pumping into him with purpose. "I want…"

Slick wet noises come from between his legs and his ears grow hot with the filthy sound of it. Tony's mouth on him, his devious tongue playing with his cocklet… Tony's fingers fucking his wet pussy…

Tony knows him so well… His alpha…

"M gonna… Alpha, please… I can't…" Peter wants to protest, wants to be fucked before he comes but Tony continues to suck and finger him even when Peter grabs onto his ears and tries to wrench him away.

"Mm…! Ah-alpha…" Peter is helpless as he comes into the alpha's mouth. His tail lashes out, spasming as his insides clamp down on Tony's fingers and he floods the warm mouth he's in.

Wetness gushes from between Tony's fingers and the alpha hums and swallows.

"Alpha…" Peter complains when it gets to be too much. His legs feel like jelly and he melts into the alpha's lap, slick staining Tony's pants but neither care.

He purposely rubs against the alpha's cock, almost desperate despite just having an orgasm.

The orgasm sates him for two seconds because his body takes note and demands more. He hasn't been mated, hasn't gotten fucked and he needs more than a suck and a fuck for his omega body to be satisfied.

So he writhes in the alpha's lap, a desperate needy thing that only wants one thing.

"Let me thank you, alpha," Peter begs him, kissing Tony's lips and tasting his own seed in the alpha's mouth. It only makes his body burn hotter, his insides feeling achingly empty.

"Alright, kitten, I'm not gonna say no to that," Tony says against his lips. And yet, he seems reluctant to part from Peter's mouth, licking and nipping at his lips.

Peter gets handsy and not only does he rub against Tony's erection with his ass, but he also reaches down and fondles what he finds. Tony's cock strains against his pants, large and demanding and so so hard…

Tony hisses at the direct touch and that does it.

"Turn around, kitten," Tony growls against his mouth. "Let me see that pretty pussy."

Peter shudders and obeys immediately, going on his knees and lifting his tail to the side so he's exposed and vulnerable to his mate.

"So perfect…" he hears Tony murmur behind him.

A touch to the base of his tail has him lifting his ass higher and pushing into Tony's touch. When Peter lifts his gaze, he sees their bodies in the mirror and it shocks him.

The jewelry is still glimmering brilliantly in the light but they look even prettier against the flushed pink of his skin. His face is particularly red, even more so when he sees his alpha positioning himself behind him.

Large and intimidating, the alpha is staring intently at the place between Peter's legs. It makes Peter squeeze his thighs together before he forces them to relax.

"Alpha… C'mon, alpha… Take it… take what's yours…" Peter says, tail waving in an almost hypnotizing gesture.

"God, you're such a temptress…" Tony groans before he rushes to pull his cock out.

Peter licks his lips when he sees it reflected in the mirror. Tony's alpha cock, thick and ready. He jerks when he feels the heat of it slap on his ass but a harsh grip on his hip keeps him in position.

"Here you go, kitten… You need it so bad, don't you?" Tony says as he positions the head of his cock at Peter's dripping pussy. The tip teases the omega's hungry hole and he shifts on his knees just to feel the alpha's cockhead nudging in.

"Please, please…" Peter whines when he can't get it inside by himself.

"Shh, I have you, kitten… Gonna give it to you…" Tony doesn't make him wait any longer and pushes inside.

Just the girth of his alpha's cock makes the breath in his lungs rush out when it pushes inside. The length, though, it feels as though Peter's split apart every time. It's only practice and familiarity that has Peter taking the impressive cock in its entirety.

Even then, that first thrust doesn't let Tony sink all the way. It's still enough for Peter to buck against his hold, hips wanting to simultaneously pull away and push back.

Tony groans, loud and clear, and pulls out only to fuck back in. Peter gasps, scrambling for purchase when the tom starts to fuck him hard, trying to inch his entire cock into the tight, wet space of the omega's body.

Peter's eyes threaten to roll to the back of his head as Tony works his cock in.

"Mmph! Mmm alpha…!" Peter cries out, pleasure making his body eager and primed for the rough fucking their kind enjoys.

Tony's cock works him open but he's still so big, so large inside him… Peter's insides are going to ache for days and it's what he wants… That type of pain that has the feline omega arching his back, begging to be mated and bred.

He could never have this with anyone else. It is only ever Tony for him, his tom, his alpha…

The pain of being fucked harshly transmutes into a type of pleasure that has Peter crying out and only begging for more.

"Alpha–" Peter cries out, "Mm, it hurts… hurts…"

Tony's hips never stop working. By now, his cock has sunk all the way in, plowing into Peter's insides over and over again.

"Yeah?" Tony pants, breathless, and then he folds his body over Peter's, covering him completely. His teeth nip at his mating mark and Peter feels like he's going to fall apart. "Hurts good, doesn't it, kitten? This is what you wanted. When you waved that pretty tail at me… Bent over and gave me access to that pretty pussy of yours…"

Another thrust, this time shorter but no less impactful.

"Mm!" Peter moans, his head tilting to give Tony better access to his neck. "Yes, alpha… yes… hurts so good… alpha's cock… splitting me open…"

"Mm…" Tony groans. He sets his teeth against Peter's sweat damp skin, teeth encountering gold and pressing in against skin despite that. "Don't want me to stop, do you, kitten? Want me to go all the way? Let my barbs out and make you pregnant…?"

Pregnant…

"Oh!" Peter gasps out, his mind going haywire with it. Tony's cock… Tony's come, Tony's barbs… The one thing that would scare the shit out of other omegas that weren't of their kind but Peter is exactly like Tony.

He was made for this. He would only ever get pregnant from a feline alpha like Tony. His body would only ever recognize an alpha of his kind and his heart would only ever recognize Tony.

"Yes, alpha, my alpha… give it to me…" Peter grows desperate, pushing back against the alpha's thrust, now hungry to be filled. "Make me pregnant… Fill me up… Do it, do it–!"

A hand clamps down on his nape and just like that, Peter's body goes soft and pliant.

"Alpha…" Peter whimpers as Tony takes full control. The hold has him incapable of moving but it's necessary for what's next.

Felines mating… It's rough on the omega and Tony needs to take complete control.

With a few more thrusts, Peter's body sways like that of a rag doll as his alpha takes his pleasure. He's happy to do it, happy to please his alpha.

His mind starts to float, pleasure and pain signals mixing in his head until there's only pleasure.

He knows the moment Tony gets close. The alpha's thrusting becomes rougher, almost jarring. The clapping of his hips against Peter's ass is especially harsh, sounding loud in the fitting room.

"Alpha…" Peter mewls and Tony hauls him onto his knees, replacing his hand with his teeth so that the omega remains pliant for him.

He catches a glimpse of them in the mirror, Peter's flushed body held captive in his alpha's arms. A feral glint gleams in his alpha's eyes and he stares at Peter and meets his gaze in the mirror. Between his spread thighs, the alpha's hard cock is seen in flashes of slick wet flesh, his heavy balls pulled tight and ready to deliver a thick virile load.

Tony's teeth in his flesh only add to the pleasure. Tony's rough calloused hand stroking his dripping cocklet… His thick cock fucking in and out of Peter's pussy…

He fucks another orgasm out of Peter and the omega is gone. The pleasure is even more overwhelming, the heightened pain turned pleasure has him clutching onto his alpha's forearm.

Tony's cock sinks in all the way and in the midst of Peter losing his mind, the barbs on his cock raise up, the blunted tips scraping and rubbing.

Peter screams, he yowls when he feels his alpha's cock grow and rub against his already tight insides. His eyes roll to the back of his head as the alpha's cock jerks inside him, pulses erratically, and fills his aching insides with come. The barbs feel even more prominent with Peter's pussy squeezing down like a vice and the omega moans in oversensitivity. The blunted tips rub him just like he needs and his entire body shudders in recognition, his demanding instincts finally quieting down at the feel of a feline male's cock breeding him.

Tony doesn't release him until he's done and so Peter takes it with soft whimpers and whines. He's being bred and his feline body knows it, his stomach cramping as more and more come is spilled into his overflowing pussy. Even when he feels like there can't possibly be more space, his pussy still shamelessly wants more, clamping down on Tony's cock and milking it for more.

When Tony's finally done with him, he lowers Peter gently onto the floor.

As always, their mating takes a toll on the poor omega and Peter looks at his alpha with hooded eyes, barely able to keep his eyes open. Tony settles between his legs, his tail flickering contentedly behind him. The satisfied smile he gives Peter spells trouble but the omega barely twitches when Tony puts a hand on his knee.

He does, however, whine, when Tony places his knee over his shoulder and lifts his hips.

"Alpha… can't…" Peter whines but he doesn't try to stop the alpha when Tony sets his mouth to his pussy. He only squeezes the alpha's head between his thighs and resolves to the fact that he'll most likely be fucked into unconsciousness tonight.

"Shh," Tony murmurs then laps at his pussy, licking away a mix of come and slick. "Let me clean my mate…"

So Peter just lays back and lets his mate clean up the mess, a purr sounding from his throat and Tony working him up to another release.

[sainotavailable]

pairings — Venti, Kazuha, Wanderer, Xiao, Kaeya, and Al-Haitham x gn!Reader

summary — You checked your pantry and wow! You don't have shit besides spiders chillin' in the corner of the cabinet. It's time to shop, and your s/o wants to go with you (or in Al-Haitham's case, you drag him along). Would he behave himself and is he OK to bring to society?

tags / warnings — crack / fluff / HCs, almost all of them are insane. kazuha is HIGH ASF, wanderer is an asshole (canon), venti and kaeya have crippling alcoholism, PDA, established relationship, please stop taking these men outside.

A/N — this is my first post. i'm sorry you had to read it but i just write stupid crack hc's or weird shit. also i'm crying because tumblr deleted the first draft i was gonna post. absolutely in tears rn.

Venti “Huh, you’re going to the market? Can I come, can I come!?”

As soon as you step foot into the market, expect him to dash in front of you in search for wine. If you’re in another nation or they’re sold out of his favorite booze, he will drop to his knees and BAWL (but it sounds rly pretty cuz he’s a good bard yk like a disney princess)

you urge him to stand up because he’s being embarrassing and that just makes him roll around on the dirty ass floor because he’s a fucking drama king. legit doing it to spite you even tho you didn’t do shit. however once he recovers he’ll…

put random shit into the basket (no he doesn’t need it he just thinks maybe in the future one of u might. please take it out)

will buy plastic bendy straws so he can drink his alcohol in a silly goofy way

will find a way to eat more than 1 free sample at the food stalls (has a fake mustache for this occasion)

if he finds wine that’s rly expensive he will attempt to seduce you into purchasing it for him (dont feed into his alcoholism)

will try to go into the basket (even if its handheld)

expect him to serenade you the entire time you're shopping, too

also he will hold ur hand and just be all over u. he loves u sm <3

will complain once he gets tired (its only been 10 minutes)

overall, terrible to bring. leave him at home

Kazuha “Oh, have we run out of goods? May I accompany you?”

As you shop, you kind of forget he’s even there until he picks something up to take a closer look and makes a comment. He mostly just chills and follows you around. But…

he actually might be high

how many nakuweeds did u have before you two left? did u count???

all of a sudden he’s adding random snaccs to the basket. when did he ever eat this shit?

as you watch him stuff a dozen doughnuts into ur basket that’s when u realize he might have some crazy munchies. maybe u should ask??

actually maybe not he looks really out of it. he ated all the weeds

as you try and put away some of the shit he put in you see him staring at the local cats

he doesn't know wtf is going on

you should probably go back home now

overall, probably fine to bring with you when he’s not high as a kite

Wanderer “Where are you going? To the market? . . . I better go with you—no, not because I want to, but because you’ll get that generic store brand shit.”

He’s mad and he doesn’t wanna be there, but bc you’re such an asshole who buys generic great value tea. anyways even tho he looks really mad, he doesn’t mind being with you (what a shit) will wander (heh) away from you and look at other stuff. if u try and contain him he’ll get pissy about it and insist he’s an independent puppet-man and he’s not gonna commit tomfoolery anymore. anyways so…

he doesn’t care if ur trying to save mora, he WILL have his namebrand inazuman tea!!!

maybe he won’t… because he understands prices are very tough right now. BUT its not because you told him to, you fucking box

gets PISSED and will become a karen if the cashier doesn’t say hi to him

our boy is toxic and i will not fluff him down this is just him and u like it

will slap your hand if you try and hold his hand. like, not hard. but like, the way a cat slaps your hand when its tired of you petting it.

will hold ur hand if u try a second time but his grip is rly tight cause bro is always tense asf

overall, don’t bring him if you like the store/market you’re going to. you might get banned

Xiao “You’re going to the market? I see . . . It’s getting dark out, so I’ll come with you.”

You know he’s anxious about being around so many people, but he wants to protect you <3<3 so he’ll overcome this obstacle and follow you around like a lost puppy…

actually he’s really close

like holy shit back up xiao, he’s right against ur back

you dont bother to say anything bc yk he’ll say some shit like “YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE ADEPTI”

actually maybe you should grab his hand because he legit looks like a deer in headlights

will hold ur groceries for you bc he’s so strong <3

u can't hold his hand because he's holding his giant fucking polearm "just in case" and holding your bags in the other, so maybe hold his arm??

he loves that shit even if he doesnt admit it

might suddenly leave with ur groceries if he’s called or some shit, will return with torn bags but its ok he did everything he could to fix it!

by fix it i mean now he’s just holding everything and pierced it into his spear

you should just be happy he has everything. don’t comment on it

overall, 10/10. besides the anxiety, he likes being near you even if he doesnt admit it. ur groceries are safe with him just like you are <3<3

Kaeya “Groceries? Oho, well. I have some time, why don’t I go with you? You’ll need a big strong captain to carry all your bags, after all.”

Even if you didn’t want to bring him, he’s coming with you anyways. I think the best part about Kaeya is he’ll stick by your side throughout the trip to the market and follow you around wherever you go.

Honestly, out of everyone else, it feels like he might be the best one to bring with you…

plez expect him to have an arm slung over your shoulders or snaked around your waist. he loves pda!

EXCEPT! he is the KING OF CONSENT(tm) he will only do it if you say its ok! what a sigma chad wtf

i hope you like talking because kaeya fucking loves chatting while shopping. he will not be quiet for long even if you tell him to stfu

even if you’re not the chatty type and you’re pretty quiet, he’ll talk for you. about his day, what he did that morning (even if u already know), what he’s gonna do later, he will not leave a single detail out.

hey btw remember when i said he won’t leave ur side? i lied. don’t trust anyone on the internet.

he will 100% leave your side for the booze market. he is more interested in imported wine that he can get his hands on

will return to you with 6 bottles and insist they’re for you both to share. please stop feeding into his alcoholism

he will carry your bags btw. all of them. he will have both arms packed with bags and won’t complain, might just tease you a little tho.

overall, a fantastic man to bring with you to grocery shop. can protect u cuz he’s a strong cavalry captain who will hold ur belongings without complaint. just feed him booze <3<3

Al-Haitham “. . . Fine, I’ll go with you to pick up some things. I need to pick up a new book to take to work, anyway.”

The moment you enter the marketplace, you most likely will never find your partner again. At least, not until later in your shopping trip. He literally disappeared, where the fuck did he go?

Its only half way through that you find him and see him sitting on one of the benches, flipping through the new book he purchased. You call for him, but his soundproof earpieces are in effect. You snatch the book out of his hands to get his attention and bother him enough to follow you. He lets out a sigh, but gets up anyway…

u rly should’ve left him there cuz he’s so quiet. he might still have his earpieces on.

he’ll follow you around by your side and he’ll hold your bags, too. he’s got big strong arms for a fuckin reason!!

half way through he’ll start reading his book again, sorry but shopping is rly boring to him ok

al-haitham isn’t a pda person btw don’t touch him

might hold ur hand.

will hold ur hand if the cashier is too sus for his liking

maybe

if you run into kaveh while shopping he will leave. if ur holding hands he will leave with u even if u didnt pay for ur shit yet.

overall, um. he’s definitely an option. he’ll hold ur bags??? he just wants to go back home

[wildelydawn]

first lines game! (sort of).

thank you for the tags, @just-slightly-chaotic @kimchaybrainrot and @divorcedmalewife. 🖤

I think I did some variation of this a while back so I'm just gonna make up my own game in order to further escape from the horrors of reality.

rules: post the first lines of your last 10 fics posted to ao3. (sort by date posted.) if you have less than 10 fics posted, post what you have!

Instead of posting the first lines of my last 10 fics on AO3, imma post the first lines of the last 10 WIPs I have on my google drive. feel free to bully me about any of them:

"So maybe Chay *casually* mentions that he’s always wanted to take advantage of Kim, but Kim has these crazy instincts that make it impossible for Chay to actually subdue Kim." (From "KimChay CNC/Drugging.")

"When did Kim visit again?" (From YLTTL Chapter 20)

"But Chay does find it a bit weird that Kim's always trying to orgasm inside of him." (From "KimChay Breeding Kink #8")

"If asked whether he enjoys or hates fame, Chay  would never consider lying." (From "KimChay Crop Top Nonsense #3")

"Something’s changed since their outing. Kim doesn’t know what it is, though." (From BSC90 Chapter 8)

"It’s not that Kim doesn’t know how to use a vibrating wand." (From Explicit Espresso Chapter 2.)

"So I'm supposed to just wait for you to come home every day and tell me that you're alive!?" (From BSC90 Ending/Final Chapter.)

"In the last year of dating Porchay Kittisawat, Kim has never seen the man willing to get up and out of bed before 7:00AM." (From Black Cat, Golden Retriever... Chapter 2.)

"Kinn has no interest on letting Porsche off easy tonight; in fact, Porsche can pretend it's all part of her bartender's charm, but Kinn knows that deep down, with enough teasing and toying, Porsche would beg to Kinn to eat her out." (From "More fem!KinnPorsche Nonsense.")

"Kim left campus and made the call as soon as that other guy mentioned Porchay skipped out on the interview." (From "KimChay Episode 12 Coda.")

I am tagging no one because I have absolutely lost my mind.

[bbael]

hullo !! haven’t sent u a proper message in a while and i miss hearing abt u my love and am always thinking of u 🖤 how are you doing, have you been up to much lately ? hope you are having a nice Hanukkah also, chag sameach <3

with me everything is very very cold and stressful here, but I’m otherwise well !! I’m hoping it might snow at least, it’s not fair that it’s just freezing without actually giving us snow >:( the silver-lining of the cold is that my cat has been super clingy and cuddly to warm up w me tho,, ;u;🖤

lately I’ve mainly just been working & shopping in between tho,, most interesting thing thats happened is I applied for a very different kinda job a while back that I honestly thought I had no chance for, but this week I’ve just been told I got an interview !!! the application took ages, it’s quite competitive, and the interview will be even harder >.< but luckily I’ve got family w experience in the industry, so i’ve got a little advice at least eeeek

anywho,, hope you are well !! is it hotter where u are since we are opposites ? wishing you all my love and peace and sending you so so many hugs and kisses 🖤🖤🖤

Hii helloo me too, I miss you like crazy and ur in my thoughts constantly (hence the tag spam lately sorry)!!

And I actually haven't been up to much ? I've also been drowning in work though fortunately these are my last few weeks until summer vacations which is great!

(&& thank youu by the way, I had an okay hanukkah minus all the yummy goods because I'm always fucking up my stomach sobss I hope you are also having a nice holiday season my dear♡♡)

Sorry to hear you're stressed up though ;_; hopefully you can relax & see some snow soon! It is only fair.... (but also hehe your round baby must give the best cuddles).

I'm flying there in bat shape any moment bc here it's SO hot. Last night we had a little tornado and storm and it's cooled down a bit but still, I know its not gonna last.

If u open the window for me I promise I'll make you hot white chocolate with lavender 🩷

Also that's such great news omg do keep me updated!! I am wishing you the best in the new field of work my love ahhh. Job changes are always so exciting especially if you are a little confident >:3 shdjdj hopefully you'll get the spot!!

I'm going to be switching jobs eventually as well bc I'm officially going into teaching next year aughh. It took me a lot to get to this uhh resolution?, I'm so excited about this 🥹 finally will be able to put my lit. major to use hahdjfj

Anywho....I hope these last few couple days of the month treat you well my angel, you are foreverrr in my mind and I am always wishing you the best. I'm accepting all those hugs & kissies & sending u mine~ I love you mwah🖤🫀🥀🖤🫀🥀