#you'll never understand

[sillygoofyqueer]

most common wqw pairing ive seen is him and mqf! i like the idea that hes accident prone and also mqf is one of the only people who inexplicably finds that man's terrible dad jokes genuinely funny despite how reserved he normally is.

See, I really do love this pairing because it's just so adorably silly. Wei Qingwei is arguably the peak lord most likely to be at Qian Cao at any one time, to the point where Mu Qingfang hears about his shixiong getting injured and lets out a long, long sigh, before dragging his feet and going to find his stupid shixiong, who insists that he kiss his wounds better each and every time. It's gotten to the point where WQW can actually treat typical Wan Jian related injuries quite well because he's watched MQF deal with each of them far too many times to not know how to! They bonded through the repeat visits to QCP and WQW's general determination to be on good terms with all of the Peak Lords no matter what.

[shoujo-dump]

Koi wa Tsuzuku yo Dokomade mo

[teenage-martyr]

If only you could see the amount of art I have for the Hugo Working Girl Au

[tylban]

Foolish human!

[burningcomputerpersona]

I don’t do well with options I’ve seen the same movie a hundred times I guess I find the comfort in having control of the storyline Cause I can't control mine I can't control mine I never wanted to fall right off the deep end Another morning stuck in coffee contemplation I never pictured this future I’m caught up in the humor and irony Saint of insincerity Keep me in focus As I’m starting to sink You never notice The self-defeating feeling Of giving it your best But falling short again It’s all too familiar Misery’s my best friend We fell in love again I never wanted to paint myself the enemy An early riser who knows all the words to brevity My younger self hates me What happened to you lately All too familiar You’ll never understand We fell in love again Keep me in focus As I’m starting to sink You never notice The self-defeating feeling Of giving it your best But falling short again It’s all too familiar Misery is my best friend We fell in love again I never wanted to paint myself the enemy I never wanted to I never wanted I don't do well with options I’ve seen the same movie a hundred times Keep me in focus As I’m starting to sink You never noticed The self-defeating feeling Of giving it your best But falling short again It’s all too familiar Misery is my best friend We fell in love again Keep me in focus You never notice Keep me in focus You never notice

[suicideandcheese]

Sincerities, Kindnesses

Of all the agents at my disposal, I forget I have love in my life, not just pills in the drawer. There's a bottle in the fridge, but I'm a phone Call away from bro, I'm at your door. Loner, lone wolf, for always, for evers, I wish I was betters, I wish I could express to my brothers The heavens, the hells, their hells and their heavens I've endured. There, William in a deathbed, Blaked. I wish, I wish I could share with you so you Know, I'm not just mad, I'm maddeningly in love With the world and its breath for what it is, nature Beyond ours. Transcendentals, infinite, and profound. I wish you could see, my bros. I wish you could see me For what I somehow allow. Tears in my skies. It rains Because we've never enough, another beauty permeates Itself upon another, this moment to torment, the river valley Just a speck on the somehow. Mr. Blake, your Tyger Versus Mr. Baudelaire's good Albatross. Nature defines. And nothing wins. We all pirate, pillage, rape and rum. And I hate everything but my affinity for another chance At bro, mom, dad, sister, other, nature, discovered; little. You can pillage but I am every god in your village. Forewarn.

[su-alteza-emia]

If he wants love, I'll take my heart out just for him to devour it and he'll know how much I love you

[sparrowseagles]

Challengers in a nutshell:

Art & Tashi at Patrick: 🗣🗣you stink🗣 you look like shit🗣 you suck🗣 quit tennis🗣fuck off 🗣 🗣🗣you don't matter 🗣

Patrick: Both of you are actually still in love with me, and you know you are 🎾

[ecliip]

been listening to miracle musical lately. does anyone see the vision!!!

[leniisreallycool]

"Belphie was stuck in the attic for years!" "No he was up there for decades!"

bitch he was stuck in the attic for a few months at most. Lucifer sealed him there immediately before choosing MC for the exchange program (a week or two at most). If it had been years or decades since Belphie was locked up, MC couldn't have been in the exchange program because they would have been old or even dead.

Also, Solomon and the angels arrived in the Devildom the same day as MC. They left on the same day which means exactly one year would have been the day MC arrived. Which means the demons sent to the human world and the Celestial Realm also left the same day. Belphie disappearing years before the program officially started would have been extremely suspicious and Lucifer's lie would have fallen apart immediately

[constantine-2005]

sniff is canon queer if you even care

[katboykirby]

Tiktok got me fucked up today 💀

[starry-bi-sky]

realizing i have. a lot of untapped trauma potential for clone^2 danny because i just Fully Processed Four Months Late the fact that his parents were capturing and torturing ghosts in the basement before he became Phantom. and the fact that he was on house rest for 2 weeks. during that time period. and he wasn't really leaving the house. he could hear their screaming through the floorboards

*points at clone danny* i can give you suuuuuuch a bad time babe ahaha. i've got two untouched years before you meet damian what fucks you up before then

[arthursfuckinghat]

"One day I'll understand you, Arthur."

And 'Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness' Charles fittingly carved on Arthur's grave.

Though he never got to say it, I'd like to think Charles hopes Arthur will rest knowing that, eventually, he did understand him.

[izu]

i really really like the dynamic of kenshi and johnny unfolding the more time they spend together, especially in context to kenshi being. a Shitted Head. which he is.

being around cage ultimately rears those traits back up in him, flattened by the yakuza and other circumstances. but he is safe in that big froufrou mansion and by god he's going to fondly harass his hot wife

[logansargey]

Every time an F1 fan compares their mediocre ship to brocedes or Simi, an angel loses their wings.