#you'll never understand

[sillygoofyqueer]

most common wqw pairing ive seen is him and mqf! i like the idea that hes accident prone and also mqf is one of the only people who inexplicably finds that man's terrible dad jokes genuinely funny despite how reserved he normally is.

See, I really do love this pairing because it's just so adorably silly. Wei Qingwei is arguably the peak lord most likely to be at Qian Cao at any one time, to the point where Mu Qingfang hears about his shixiong getting injured and lets out a long, long sigh, before dragging his feet and going to find his stupid shixiong, who insists that he kiss his wounds better each and every time. It's gotten to the point where WQW can actually treat typical Wan Jian related injuries quite well because he's watched MQF deal with each of them far too many times to not know how to! They bonded through the repeat visits to QCP and WQW's general determination to be on good terms with all of the Peak Lords no matter what.

[shoujo-dump]

Koi wa Tsuzuku yo Dokomade mo

[insanityisdivine]

Cinderella lost his boot!

[teenage-martyr]

If only you could see the amount of art I have for the Hugo Working Girl Au

[tylban]

Foolish human!

[su-alteza-emia]

If he wants love, I'll take my heart out just for him to devour it and he'll know how much I love you

[princepestilence]

One of the more exasperating things about living a life on this planet has to be how doomed we are just to fall into the same pit one after another for infinite generations, even if you know the pit is coming up. It's a completely unavoidable event. Because you start out young and clever and there's all these well-meaning older people who will try to give you advice about the big picture things of being human

--and it's always some stupid trite bullshit. Despicable platitudes. If it was that easy, the world would be a different place, so you decide when you're old, you're going to say actual real meaningful things when you give advice and not just watery sop like this.

Then you get older and real experiences happen to you along the way, and you realise that's it. There isn't anything else to say. That's the absolute best advice we've got for saying the enormity of what you're feeling in these moments, stress-tested over a hundred thousand years of going through it. And it still sounds like sop, except you hear through that now to the truth inside.

And despite all this and how badly you want to warn them, no young people will ever be able to understand how genuinely and sincerely you mean it when you try to share this truth, and will only hear the platitudes and stupid trite bullshit. They won't really understand you, even if they want to believe you, because they can't. Not really. And you can't save them from going in the pit. They have to go in the pit. It's the only way.

You can even tell them that they will have to go in the pit before things begin to make a kind of sense, and sometimes they get a little mad at you because they already know everything and the pit sounds stupid. And it is. And they're still going to go in it. It will teach them and change them and then it will be their turn to be disbelieved by annoyed young people who they can't save from the future.

Sorry and good luck, I guess.

[ladysatoru]

the average incel dudebros will never understand sanji's depth because only REAL yearners know wassup with him he cared for Luffy so much that he hurt lu cz he wanted to save lu from his baggages and Luffy understood it too that's why he'd said that "no matter how many times you kick me, you're the one that gets hurt" part because Luffy understood that sanji's helplessness and emotional pain was much more intense than whatever physical pain luffy was feeling at that moment

[ashlychee-comics]

I had a dream you guys secured a Pez partnership, of all things

All art belongs to @ihopesocomic

[sparrowseagles]

Challengers in a nutshell:

Art & Tashi at Patrick: 🗣🗣you stink🗣 you look like shit🗣 you suck🗣 quit tennis🗣fuck off 🗣 🗣🗣you don't matter 🗣

Patrick: Both of you are actually still in love with me, and you know you are 🎾

[johnlennonbignaturals]

sniff is canon queer if you even care

[vesna-v-irkutske]

genuinely what was up with nikita

Nothing? Totally sane and normal. Leave him alone. 🫶🏻 The question was asked incorrectly. What do YOU find "weird" or "wrong" about him? 🫵🏻

Ok, I'm lowkey fooling around. I have, like, 2 or 3 somewhat similar questions in my inbox, just with different context? Fine, FIIINE, I'll write something thoughtful and profound. I just like yapping to myself, come to some conclusions, and then forget what I was thinking about when it comes to putting it into text. My mind works better when the topic is not so broad? I like guiding questions.

[katboykirby]

Tiktok got me fucked up today 💀

[starry-bi-sky]

realizing i have. a lot of untapped trauma potential for clone^2 danny because i just Fully Processed Four Months Late the fact that his parents were capturing and torturing ghosts in the basement before he became Phantom. and the fact that he was on house rest for 2 weeks. during that time period. and he wasn't really leaving the house. he could hear their screaming through the floorboards

*points at clone danny* i can give you suuuuuuch a bad time babe ahaha. i've got two untouched years before you meet damian what fucks you up before then

[vaguely-concerned]

the relationship between the chantry and the mortalitasi in nevarra is SO fucking funny. the carefully politic and civil syncretism of it all. the ‘I’ll refrain from scratching your back to bloody shreds if you refrain from scratching mine :)’. left hand politely averting its eyes from whatever the fuck the right hand is doing merrily up to its elbow in entrails because it usually knows what it’s doing I guess. speak softly, and have an army of the restless dead ready to go banapants horrorshow bonkers if you don’t get to tend to them. We Receive: being able to keep doing our goth thing mostly unimpeded. You receive: us not raising the great majority to protest your unwelcome meddling. render unto the chantry what is the chantry's and unto the watchers what is theirs (or, with all possible courtesy you understand, else…)

[burningcheese-merchant]

The relationship between Burning spice and Pepper Jack reminds me terribly of the relationship between CrowFeather and Breezepelt

of warrior cats

you just inspired by them?

Oh my God... Jesus, Mary and Joseph... Warrior Cats........ Got sent back in time like 15 years with this ask. I feel so old right now.... Live footage here

No actually, I wasn't thinking of Crowfeather and Breezepelt 😅😅😅 in all honesty I've been taking a lot of inspiration for Burning Spice and Pepper Jack's relationship from Kratos and Atreus from God of War (4 and 5). The sort of redemption arc/change of heart and post-redemption attitude/behavior I gave Spice in my canon bears a bit of resemblance to how Kratos behaves in GoW, and while I was imagining his relationship with Jack I remembered what Kratos goes through with his own son and realized I could maybe learn from that and see how I could make my version work with these two characters instead. Former mass-murdering, vengeful lunatic who's calmed down and realized the error of his ways and is just trying to carve out a decent life with his new family, having some issues connecting with his son because they're so different from each other in so many ways, and also because the father is hiding the truth of his dark past out of shame and fear of what the son will say and think. (Obviously I don't want to just straight up rip off GoW, just take inspiration haha. I think I've made my own take unique enough that I don't have to worry about it much)

I do want to draw Spice and Jack dressed up as Kratos and Atreus one of these days though :P maybe for Halloween or something. Gonna title it "God of Destruction" instead of God of War. It'll be cool I promise

... Chat, should I try to depict the family as cats from Warrior Cats now? I'm getting hit with nostalgia so fucking hard rn