#you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me
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I saw this today and had to laugh *bull shit* because anyone who’s ever bought printing knows that nothing gets printed until the PROOFS are REVIEWED and SIGNED. You mean to tell us he didn’t notice this? 🙄
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This just in! Aromantics are a marginalized group for housing 😭
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all that for ver-alo-per
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I fucked my back up again 😭😭😭
#I’m so fucking done with this body#you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me#on the only week I’ve managed to get work and it’s all manual labor#I’m gonna [redacted] myself jfc#FUUUUUUCK#fox says#fox fucking smashes their whole being into a concrete wall
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I just got here man
guys, it seems tumblr went woke
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#you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me#you’ve made such a liar of yourself#and you’ve shown your true colors#if you cared about me at all you wouldn’t flaunt your bullshit where i can see it#maybe it’s petty payback for my poetry?#but you’re NOT the victim here#you wrecked this#you fucked this up#you gave up on me#on us#you lied to me#you still lie to me#and i wish you would do anything#anything at all to convince me that it’s not true#that you do actually care about me#despite your selfish clumsy behavior#but you don’t have the emotional maturity or courage to take true accountability#you won’t say anything without trying to explain away your actions#even thing that’s not what i need#your intent doesn’t fucking matter#the pain you caused does#you’re not a martyr or a misunderstood hero#you fucking hurt me#you destroyed me#and you don’t seem to understand at all
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You’ve gotta CONTACT SUPPORT to fucking CODE A PAGE now?!?
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Charis: A kindhearted character who acts as a mature emotional pillar for the people around him. In spite of pain and suffering, he remains gentle and that’s his greatest strength 😌💚
also Charis:
#overmorrow#charis oc#kh oc#starting a very important collection 😄#I love my stupid green bean!! my beloved child#he gets to be a bit mean sometimes. as a treat#like letting your dog bark freely because that’s just what they do#also gets props for being the easiest to work with in project E; makes sense given she’s pretty much the deuteragonist#I’ve had lots of time to flesh her out#anyway ‘I think god should kill you for this’ makes me fucking lose it#the texts series reminds me of those passive aggressive arthur memes out of context#the infamous you’ve gotta be kidding me ones#love that I can match that beautifully rancid energy in my memes now 😘#overmorrow misc
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Do ignorant assholes realise that freedom of speech protects you from government prosecution for what you say not from people calling you an asshole for what you say?
#a 60 year old ex politics teacher was agreeing with a bunch of incels about how because you can’t be racist or homophobic or sexist anymore#that that means there is no freedom of speech#like bro you are so stupid it hurts#you CAN say all those things but you just gotta deal with the consequences of people calling you out on your bigotry#THATS STILL FREEDOM OF SPEECH#this same 60 year old teacher says he’s neutral to Israel and palestine as he “isnt educated enough to oppose either opinion”#like 1. it’s not a matter of opinion or it being complicated ITS GENOCIDE HOW ARE YOU GONNA SIT THERE AND BE LIKE IM ‘NEUTRAL’ TO GENOCIDE#2. you’ve had over 60 years on this earth to GET educated that’s not an excuse#little kids rn are in protests and can fully explain the entire history of Palestine and Israel#you’re a grown as hell man it’s not that hard to educate yourself#3. this same teacher said that it’s very complicated because it’s in their holy book#like okay so you’re telling me if it turns out the Quran or the tora or#or the Tripitaka had said that the uk or the USA was actually their holy land and birthright you’d be fine with getting massacred??#anyways fuck you alan ❤️#*tipitaka
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IS MY LIFE A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU OUTLANDER CASTING TEAM?!
#WHAT THE FUCK IS AGNUS DOING HERE#you have GOT to be kidding me. you’ve gotta be. you fucking gotta be.#amanda speaks
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It’s hard to make music when you have no instruments or software or skills or talent and also you don’t actually know how to play anything or make music and you’re dumb as hell
#hey it’s about that time of year where I get the urge again to try and make music before getting frustrated and quitting#don’t let your inability to do anything right get in the way of messing everything up forever and ever amen#every time I sit down to try and set up software and whatnot I end up wasting half a dozen hours before giving up#repeat once or twice every year or so for the last decade#how did I used to do this junk??? whaaaaa? I don’t understand computers.#I have an ooooold laptop buried in a box someone with sooo many unfinished songs. albums and albums worth. mostly just missing vocals#I used to sit and work on music for hours and hours#pretty much the only productive thing I did my first year of college was make an album#and now I’m just like… I don’t understand how anything works. I’m so old.#but I guess it’s… ya know… it’s been awhile and you can’t just expect to jump back in with the same skill and comfort#you’ve got get all the tedious beginning stuff out of the way. that’s just how it goes. it builds and builds.#it’s the opposite of eating an elephant. it’s frankensteining and elephant. gotta do it piece by piece.#basically I got another hand me down laptop. clean slate freshly wiped.#then I spent about 5 hours just setting it up and thennnnnn getting a bad virus bc I’m stupid as hell and don’t want to pay for software#I lost my software installer I already had so I rushed to 🏴☠️ the first decent one I could find#and then when I got warnings I said ‘meh the antivirus is probably exaggerating’#ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? ARE YOU STUPID!? you trust the illegal file over your own antivirus!? whatttt!?#i am very stupid#at least the laptop is pretty much empty. just gonna do another clean wipe and start again. hopefully smarter.#I really want this. I hate HATE talking about things I want to do because I invariable always fuck it up#it’s so stupid and sad but if pressed I would easily say my old shitty music are the things I’m most proud of in my life. even if they suck#I stopped making music when I moved to NY to be with my ex and I haven’t been able to get back into it since#I don’t even like music. it’s stupid and I’m half deaf. fuck you I hate you.#okay I love you bye#you can ignore this#text
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AM I REALLY SO PREDICTABLE ……
#that’s bachira blue lock btw. he hair isn’t usually like that but like. come on. come one#you’ve gotta be kidding me.#I SAW him in the opening telling myself I’m not going to be obsessed with him#but I knew. I could sense it. in my bones#BUT SERIOUSLY. SPITTING FUCKING IMAGE.#AM I REALLY SO PREDICTABLE#well. if anyone sees this character type you know who to tell#to the void#sunnfish.jrnl
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Just got emotional over the SU SDCC Sardonyx teaser from 2015
#Walt talks#rambling in the tags#I would give fucking anything to have been a young adult cosplayer when the SU fandom was at its peak#but even just being a kid in that era of SU was just#a whimsy I can’t explain#I miss when fandoms had that kinda#oomph to em#I think that’s why I crawl all over in the UTDR fandom because it’s like#the closest thing to those vibes that still exists#so many fandoms just feel empty nowadays#full but empty#and you can fucking feeeeellll it#not just online but at conventions#so many people would come up to me either to say hi or take a photo fully expecting me to be short with them#fuck no???#I declare we are being SILLY TOGETHER and you can talk to me like you’ve known me for years#idk it’s thoughts like these that make me realize I’ve officially become a convention vet#I gotta be the annoying adult now who tells kids not to con crunch and tells tales of conventions long past#and I’m not romanticizing 2014-18#it had some FLAW flaws#but something was more . whole.
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update: went to run errands and there was a note on my door saying my apartment will be inspected within the next 30 days to “ensure i’ve ceased banned smoking activity immediately” LMFAO
i developed and hid a drinking problem while in rehab, you think i can’t hide a couple of bongs in an opaque box and light some incense??
terp slut🖤
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the leasing office at my apartment just sent out a mass text reminding everyone abt the smoking policy so ig no more patio seshes for awhile
#you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me#this isn’t a college dorm#i live in a legal state too#so like ???#anyway all my shit’s packed in the storage boxes from when i didn’t live in a legal state#shrug emoji#evicting me over it would lowkey violate the ADA
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lmao accidentally (purposefully) started shit in one of my group chats from school. It’s not a club or anything just a big group chat called “we need friends” for ppl to socialize and shit. Well one person was randomly like “I have a husky does anyone else have a husky they want to breed with mine” liek dude wtf. A) why do you have a fucking. HUSKY. In texas B) ppl that breed dogs give me the ickies SO bad like dude they’re not just fucking commodities to buy and sell they’re ANIMALS, not only do you have a husky in a shit climate but you’re gonna make more?? For your own personal gain????
Anyway I could not help msyelf and I commented something mild like “lol no offense but how can you own a husky in texas…?” And boy oh boy did I open a can of worms lol. The original guy was dense as shit and could not effectively come up with an argument agaisnr me and the like three other ppl telling him what was wrong with that. First he said “well I have tons of neighbors with huskies” ok lol that still doesn’t make it right. I then explained it like, “they have SIBERIA in their name do you rly think TEXAS is anything like fucking SIBERIA.” And this mf, I kid you not, responded “ok well if I get a French bulldog do I have to live in France?” Like wow dude. Astounding comprehension and critical thinking. Totally did not miss the point at all.
Finally he realized he wasn’t gonna win and got hella defensive, and he tried explaining to us “well when it gets hot out I don’t let them outside, they’re always inside.” Yes, he said “always inside.” Always. Like good on you for not letting them die of heat stroke but cooping them up inside constantly also sounds quite inhumane too. These dogs are bred to pull sleds, run like hell, all in extremely cold weather. You have provided none of those conditions. I finally just had to buckle down and tell him like dude, I’m sure you think your dogs are happy and to some degree im sure they are, but when picking a breed you absolutely HAVE to consider that dog breeds are a thing bc dogs were BRED to fulfill very specific niches. If you don’t replicate those conditions, your dog will definitely not be living its best life. It’s way more important to find a dog that matches your lifestyle than one you just think is cute/is a purebred. Oh and what do you wanna bet that this guy bought them instead of adopting…
So yeah basically with the like 3-4 us telling him that he finally dipped and stopped arguing his impossible case. Sorry dude but you’re not gonna say that shit in front of me and expect me not to call it out. My neighbors had huskies too dipshit, and I wanted to bash their heads in too for getting dogs so ill fitted for our climate.
TLDR huskies do not belong in texas, dogs are not just fucking ornamental accessories that you can force to live whatever lifestyle you have, and always adopt instead of buying
#shit pissed me the fuck off#I tried to mind my business I rly did#but a HUSKY#in TEXAS#you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me dude#personal#deep#I’m honestly just glad I had ppl backing me up#bc when I sent that first message I was like#welp time to get hated on by everyone lol#but luckily most sided with me only like one person was dumb enough to defend that guy#and they dipped pretty fast too lol
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#dude I can’t take it I have like 6 drafts of me going fucking insane over kieran I actually cannot handle this many emotions#HES WAYYY FUCKING COOL#HES EVERYTHING TO MEEEEE UUURHHGHGHGHGFHH BANGING FIST ON THR GROUND#seeing kieran slander physically hurts me like shut UPPPPPP YOU DONT GET IT YOU DONT GET IT ARRFHHGHGHFHHGHJGH#sorry. normal. normal.#idk how I even fucking survived playing through the game like every sentence out of his mouth or anything#any dialogue that was marginally related to him gave me the urge to throw my switch across the room#I can’t. I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t take it#EVERYT(ING ABOUT HIM. HES SO.#like….. he’s so deeply relatable to me… it’s rare to me to find a character that resonates with me this much#especially on this aspect like ughhhhh fuck you. fuck you!! shut up!!!! DONT CALL ME OUTTTTTT#watching kieran is like watching myself from third person and oh. oh man. you were fucking WEIRD. get a GRIP?#‘were’ don’t kid yourself you still ARE. oh my god.#its like getting blasted straight in my face with my own insecurities like shut up. stop it.#you’re. you’re ruining my perfectly crafted facade. I haven’t flaunted this insecurity enough to be in control of it yet can u. stop.#BUT HE GIVES ME SO MUCH HOPE THO. LIKE#I can do it too-! maybe there’s hope for me yet#uuuughhghhhhhh#stronger and stronger and stronger and stronger and stronger#head in hands#I’ve been slacking….. shaking head I gotta keep up the momentum#just do it!!!!#it’s been a month+ since… I need to do it. I need to change. you’ve been getting behind… you can still do it…!#write a list…? probably have to… even I’m starting to forget#1) be honest. don’t. don’t change yourself to be ‘palatable’. you’re ryu. your friends will love you no matter what you do because im me#don’t hide away your true self it’s ok!!!!! you can say what’s on your mind you can say your opinions#your preferences… don’t lie….#they won’t hate you they won’t take it personally they want to know about ‘you’ after all… ryu#2) just talk to your friends…. there’s nothing to hesitate about. they understand even if you’re low energy they understand if you’re busy#reached the tag limit fuck
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