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SFW Headcanon Alphabet (Louis Vincent Chauveau)

I made this a while ago without the intention of posting it, so I forgot who I stole the template from... whoops.

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

He’s very affectionate! Will praise you until your ego is bigger than the sun.

If you’re shorter than him he’d give you lots of gentle head pats.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

You would most likely meet at either a party or browsing the wine selection at a store.

He’s a very loyal friend and will always be there for you whenever you need him.

If you’re ever sad and need some cheering up, he’s definitely the one to turn to.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He loves cuddling

Curling up on the couch with a blanket and a warm drink, staring at the fire or a cheesy romance movie? Absolutely.

Loves cuddling with the cats, too. Any cats, really. It doesn’t matter.

If he sees you snuggled up on the bed with one of the cats, he melts and joins in as quick as he can without disturbing you.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He doesn’t mind not being in a committed relationship, he travels a lot and meets tons of new people all the time anyway.

He’s a really clean person. If he’s left alone for too long with nothing to do, the house will be absolutely spotless.

He’s banned from the kitchen. Period. Full stop. End of story.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He’d ask to meet with you somewhere, preferably where you could have some privacy.

Louis would be super gentle about it and wouldn’t yell or scream, even if you were yelling at him.

He’d probably still want to be friends, but would obviously understand if you didn’t want that.

He’d give you space and be patient with you, and if you ever wanted to talk about it more he’d be open for that.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Due to his past, Louis has a hard time with committed relationships. On one hand, he’s too afraid that he’d hurt you or worse, but on the other he gets attached to people quickly and doesn’t want to leave you.

In the end, he’s fine either way. He just wouldn’t want to be with someone he isn’t 100% sure he’s in love with.

He wouldn’t want to get married/ propose quickly. He’s heard far too many stories about couples getting engaged/ married too quick and then realizing too late that their partner wasn’t exactly what they thought. Give it a few years.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Physically, he’s pretty darn gentle. After years and years of softly petting animals and playing piano in his free time, he’s trained himself to be as gentle as possible.H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Surprisingly, even though he tends to be a bit handsy, he’s not really one for hugs unless he knows the person.

When he does hug someone it's usually quick, unless he’s close with them.

If he’s close with you then get ready cuz he might not let you go for a while.

Hugs from Louis are warm and make you feel safe, and the scent of his expensive cologne, fine wine, and dark chocolate make it that much better.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It takes him a while to say it, due to his past.

He’s scared that if he says it too soon, you’ll leave him or he’ll jinx it and the relationship will turn out bad…

You would end up saying it first, and after a while he’d feel ready to confidently say it back.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Louis doesn’t get jealous very often. He understands that you have your own life and separate relationships.

If you were in a committed relationship, though, and someone was getting a bit too close to you for his liking, he’d stand right next to you and wrap his arms around you, give you gentle kisses, and mutter sweet nothings to you, all while staring the other person dead in the eye.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

He’s a great kisser. He’s had lots of practice, after all~

His favorite places to kiss you (other than your lips, of course) would be your eyes and your forehead.

His favorite place to be kissed is his neck (kinky little f*ck)

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He wouldn’t really want any kids of his own, they’re too messy…

But he does love kids, and kids seem to love him, too!

He’d be great at telling dramatic stories to entertain them, and could always find a way to cheer up a sad little kiddo.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

That really depends on the events of the previous night…

If he’s hungover, you’d probably have to comfort him as he transformed into a blanket burrito and tried to sleep off his pounding headache.

Normally, though, Louis would hold you close and give you gentle kisses, rubbing your back and speaking softly.

He tends to wake up early, so he’d probably watch you sleep for a while.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Nights with Louis are always amazing.

He’d love to lay out in the garden with a bottle of wine (or perhaps two) and stargaze.

If you wanted something more fast pace, he probably knows of a party or club the two of you could go to.

If you wanted something more calm and loving, cuddles on the couch or a “sleepover” on the livingroom floor while watching all sorts of movies.

If you were looking for something… spicy… Louis would be happy to provide there, too ;)

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Some things he’d be open about, but others it would take a long time with lots of trust for him to reveal.

He would definitely open up slowly, too scared that certain events from his life would put you off.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

That depends on the person and the subject, but usually he’s pretty chill.

The only thing that would definitely piss him off 100% of the time is cockatoos.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He tries his best to remember every little detail about you, and usually succeeds.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

It’s hard for him to choose!

The moment you met, your first kiss, when you both said “I love you” for the first time, spending quiet nights in the dark with you, dinner by candlelight…

And if you decide to get married and/ or have (a) kid(s)?

He loves everything about you, so it’s impossible for him to pick just one moment to be his favorite.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

If Louis thinks you can take care of yourself, he likely won’t bother you by being overly protective.

If there’s ever a situation, however, where he feels you need saving, he won’t hesitate to step in and get you out of the situation.

Since he tends to deprive himself of blood like an idiot, he’ll make sure to stay away from everyone and completely isolate himself until he gets himself back under control.

He’d trust that you’d keep any secrets he tells you, and that you not tell a soul that he’s a vampire.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Oh boy

This man has more money than he knows what to do with, so obviously he’d spend it all on you! (And wine and fancy clothes and cleaning supplies and chocolate and cat stuff, but we don’t talk about that)

He’d go all out on dates. A fancy restaurant, roses, fine wine, stargazing, anything you could want!

He probably wouldn’t buy you too many gifts on his own, but if you asked for something there’s a pretty darn good chance you’ll get it.

If you thought a date with Louis was great, wait for your anniversary…

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Louis worries a lot… like… a lot.

He’s scared that if he does even the littlest thing wrong, you’ll leave him

He’s also worried that he’ll hurt you, physically and/ or emotionally, without intending to

Because of this, he can sometimes forget to care for himself, only focussing on you

He doesn’t sleep as much as he should, which leaves him tired and drained. It doesn’t help that he’s good at covering it up, either.

Possibly the worst of all his bad habits is the fact that he doesn’t drink enough blood.

He absolutely hates that he has to potentially harm others just to survive, and even though the blood he gets is collected in a completely safe and harmless way, he still has a hard time getting it down.

Not getting enough blood makes him irritable, cranky, and tired, not to mention the physical toll it has on him.

He bottles up his feelings a lot, not wanting to be a burden on others

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

You will never, EVER, see Louis NOT looking fabulous.

He takes every chance he gets to glance at his reflection in the mirror, just to make sure he still looks flawless.

Yes, he does take over an hour to get ready every morning, thank you for asking.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

If he was truly in love with you, then yes, absolutely.

However, Louis has felt enough rejection and loss in his long life to be able to get over things much quicker than you’d expect.

If it was just a matter of not seeing you for a few days or even a few hours, then yes. No questioning it.

If you have to be separated for an extended period of time, you better be ready for at least a phone call a day, just so he can hear your voice, and a few texts every hour, just to check in on you.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Louis hates cockatoos. He was once cursed out by one of the little devils unprovoked, and everyone around laughed at him. He was humiliated by a bird, and here he was thinking his love for our feathery friends was mutual…

His two favorite animals are birds and cats.

Louis doesn’t really like playing piano, but he was forced to learn growing up, and it’s a way to pass the time and possibly impress his partner, sooo…

He hates that since he was born a full blooded vampire, he can’t be cured and has to drink the blood of others just to stay alive.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He doesn’t like super sweet tasting things.

Cockatoos, but we’ve already been over this.

He doesn’t like people who act they’re better than everyone else. Even though he cares a lot about his appearance and social class, he’s aware that not many are fortunate enough to have a good life, and wouldn’t ever judge someone based on their appearance/ social status. Most of the time he ends up finding the less fortunate in life a lot more interesting than those who’ve had everything handed to them on a silver platter.

He also hates other vampires that intentionally harm humans or just others in general to get blood, especially if they can be cured of their vampirism.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Sleep? Who’s she?

He really doesn’t get enough sleep… usually it’s only 4-5 hours, not consecutive.

When is asleep though, he’s sprawled out over the whole bed, softly snoring, laying on his stomach with his face in the pillows.

He looks incredibly calm and at rest when he’s asleep.

He’s unfortunately a very light sleeper, but loves to pretend to be sleeping if he wakes up to you petting his hair or snuggling against him~

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Roleplaying/Writing

My favorite muse(s) of theirs and why

Gosh dang it. You’re really gonna make me pick? Alright... for now I’m gonna go with Lief because he’s a Good Boy (tm). So sweet and caring to Oliver. Their relationship is so nice when Lief isn’t bringing / cooking wild animals in his home x’D Also I just enjoy his view on things. So simple, and amusing at times

My favorite interaction/thread of theirs

Again. Pick?! Hm... That food fight in the IMs was pretty funny x3 Aeron and Jace making play bites their Thing (tm) was also good. Or that thing with them as kids playing with dino toys together. It wasn’t a thread but it was so freaking cute

My thoughts on their unique characterization/interpretation of their muse(s)

CONTENT. ALL THE C O N T E N T!!!!!

Anyone that gets to see such content should feel blessed. You have SO MANY muses and they’re all so unique and real. Also seriously love how they connect in this relationship web that I’ve only seen part of

My thoughts on their writing style as a whole

Good shit bro. Sometimes a little overwhelming but good

Situation(s)/Plot(s) I’d love to see their muse(s) in

ALL OF THEM??!?! But to be more specific, H.unger G.ames or T.he G.ood P.lace plot would be cool. Ooo A.merican H.orror S.tory? C.oven or A.pocolypse? Omg humor me with a C.ells At W.ork AU. ( Eira and Tancred can be the white and red blood cell!!! ) Or another anime, P.arasyte? U.mbrella A.cademy?! D.etective P.ikachu / P.okemon?!?! All the plots Thorn.

Someone else I love seeing them interact with

I honestly don’t read a lot of threads n stuff outside of what I’m doing. Sometimes things will catch my eye but otherwise... heh... I do be seein u with ofwondersandhares a lot tho. So there’s that?

Anything else I want to say about their roleplaying

I really don’t get why people don’t write with you more. There’s a lot of opportunity right there for people. :/

And did I mention content?! You know so much about your muses. I aspire to be that in tune with these guys one day

If We Know Each Other

What I Think Are Their Best Qualities

Honesty. I mean sometimes it can be pretty blunt but I don’t really have to be guessing what you might not be saying. I figure if you have a problem with me you’ll tell me. Which is kinda relieving to me. Helps when I overthink.

Also ridiculously imaginative. I mean do I really need to elaborate on this one?

What I Think Are Their Strengths

Besides the answer to the above question, you don’t take things to heart too much, which I admire since I do that all the time. It’s great you can brush things off and move on to other good things without getting too caught up in being upset

A Memorable OOC Interaction Of Ours

First game night. Absolutely one of the best nights I’ve ever had. Hilarious. Can’t wait to do it again. The fact that we named the killer Asher was AMAZING

Why Others Should RP With Them

Hello if it’s not clear from what I’ve been saying then idk how to help you. The sheer vastness of content for all the rp you could ever want is right there man. So much opportunity! All the little details and plots too!! Bonus, you get a friend that will give you head pats- no, wait. those are mine. But still, good fren! *pats their head* A lot of friENDSHIP can fit in here

How Others Should Approach Them

You could toss them some memes. Pretty sure they crave them lol ( Not like they don’t post about it ). And as a multi I am well aware of the specifying muse deal but I don’t think they mind so much that they won’t answer. You’ll just get whatever they roll lol BUT definitely specify muse if you can bc like I said, as a multi, it’s just better that way especially with the number of muses they have. OR you could do the big brain move and IM them “Hey I wanna write with you but I have no idea where to start with your muses. Do you have a preference?” and you guys can talk about who would mesh well together and then you can send memes or write a starter or even get a starter! Pretty sure it’s the same for anyone.

Funny note on that one tho. I think they approached me ooc by just sending my a post in IMs. I don’t even remember what it was or why they sent it. I was wildly confused but ya know. Gotta start somewhere lol Point is, you’ll be fine approaching them however you do. Just don’t ghost.

Other Roleplayers I’d Recommend To Them

You could write with the Teares’ siblings ( in the verse where they are related at least. Haven’t talked about if that’ll be a main thing or not ), baby sis @the-wonderland-jinx and Aeron’s twin @faultycode. The other muses on there are also great.

@klavz​ is a great Klaus imo. The dialogue is so on point. Like I could actually hear Klaus saying those things. Whether you feel the same is up to you but... definitely give ‘em a chance.

There are others but it’s more of a general ‘I like them’ rather than having specific reasons you’d mesh well with / be interested in them.

Anything else I want to say about them

I think I’ve said quite a lot already lol Anything more is pretty much a repeat

I like writing with them. I like talking to them. I think they’re pretty cool and I think other people ought to check them out. A summary by me

If We Have/Plan To Interact Together

A plot I’d like to write with them

Ooo. Um. I know a lot of plots probably got lost bc I’ll come up with an idea and then get distracted with something else. But if I remember any of those definitely lol Also now that I’m on a fresh new blog I will heckin put that shit in a post so I don’t lose it.

That thing where Aeron drops into Wonderland and runs into Soulless!Asher is still in my drafts if you still want that to be a thing. So not all things were lost! lol

But getting back to the question, outside of those sort of things, and being more specific than just everything... T.he G.ood P.lace plot seems good. Pretending these people got into ‘heaven’ when they’re actually in a special hell that tortures them psychologically by picking a set of people that would eternally torture each other bc their personalities and behaviors clash perfectly. Asher ( or all your deadly sin demons really ) would definitely get a kick out of that I bet. Especially on Aeron. Ooo and Oliver.

A muse I want to introduce to them

Max. He’s a muse that’s gonna be on my other multi. He’s a soft boi like Oliver but not as fragile. Very friendly, and actually not human! He’s a changeling that ended up being raised human. Still working on him but I feel like he is basically the peak of my creativity lmao

A ship/broship I’d like to propose to them

I mean I know we mentioned it but Post!Oliver and Tancred would be cool. And I say Post! bc I’m pretty sure Tancred would stay the heck away from him otherwise lol

Also! Lorelei should meet Killian sometime. I’ve never really figured out her and Oliver’s relationship soo... It’s bound to be interesting whatever I do on the fly lol

A thread with them I’m excited about

Every time I see you in my notifications I get excited. But I suppose I am pretty excited for that band ask to turn into a thread 👀

Anything else I want to say

At this point, you might as well follow them if you follow me. Spice up your dash with whatever they’re into for the moment. Find new interests. Learn how to develop your muse

Please read that with the same energy as ‘fuck around and find out’

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3-9 Kimono Rumble: Unity

Sorry for the spam.

If you want to blacklist these, you can use either the tag #kimono rumble for just this event, or #xdu event scripts for all these posts in general. I also added another tag today: #xdu scripts since I plan on adding some sidequest material and the Gjallarhorn prologue and calling those event scripts would be inaccurate.

Reminder that these are copied straight from XD Unlimited itself, so any grammatical weirdness, mistranslations, and/or mischaracterizations are not my doing.

Dr. Ver: All right, everyone, we are here!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "You said joint training, but you mean the simulator, right?”

Dr. Ver: "Hehe, perhaps... Maybe not."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "What's that supposed to--"

Chris Yukine: "Wh-What on... They're... welcoming us!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "This is quite the welcome..."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "It's like whenever Maria performs on stage..."

Dr. Ver: "Whether it's the soldiers you fought alongside with, or the people you saved, slowly but surely--"

Dr. Ver: "--They've been warming up to you. So for today, you'll be their instructors on various topics!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "So you see, when the Noise appear--"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Their carbonization abilities will--"

Chris Yukine: "You're asking me how to run away from them?! W-Well, I guess you just jump out of the way like this and--"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Chris-senpai, you have to explain it in a way they'll understand..."

Chris Yukine: "Shut up! I'm no good at this kind of thing!"

Chris Yukine: "Hey! They're laughing at me!"

Dr. Ver: "Yes, yes. They're really warming up to the girls and building a connection to them."

Dr. Ver: "Hehe... It's all going just as I calculated... Marvelous, simply marvelous... Soon, my plot shall--!"

Dr. Ver: "Noise, is it? Hmph, bunch of party poopers."

Chris Yukine: "It's the Noise!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Where are they?!"

Dr. Ver: "R-Right... They're--"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Let's go, Kiri-chan! Chris-senpai!"

Chris Yukine: "Yeah, let's do this!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "There's no end to them..."

Kirika Akatsuki: "This is such a huge group!!"

Chris Yukine: "Man, being popular isn't all it's made up to be..."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "At least damage is being kept to a minimum" [1]

Kirika Akatsuki: "You're right. Wherever you look--"

Chris Yukine: "It's all thanks to them... Would've been nice if they had just done this to begin with!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "It's nice to have the SDF take care of the evacuations for us!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Yeah. That way, we can fully focus on the Noise."

Chris Yukine: (They're really doing us a solid. I shouldn't have been so dismissive of them earlier...)

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Chris-senpai?"

Chris Yukine: "It's nothing. Can't afford to be embarrassing ourselves now!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "You bet! I'm giving it all I've got!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Me too, Kiri-chan!"

Chris Yukine: "That should be the last of them."

Kirika Akatsuki: "Wh-What the?!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "It's the SDF..."

Chris Yukine: "E-Enough already! This is starting to get embarrassing!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Don't be like that, address the crowd!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Everyone's looking at us."

Kirika Akatsuki: "C'mon, Chris-senpai. Give them a wave! They're waiting, you know."

Chris Yukine: "H-Hell no! I'm outta here!"

Chris Yukine: "Here, this is hot and fresh."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Okay... Yum! Nice and warm."

Kirika Akatsuki: "The SDF cooperated with us, this hotpot is delicious, today just keeps on getting better!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Yeah, and you know what, this hotpot, man, it is really hot."

Chris Yukine: "Let's eat it all up, we've earned it after all the fighting we did today. And don't forget your veggies!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Looks like Maria isn't the only mother figure we have."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Hey, now that you mention it--"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Right. Back at the concert hall, Chris-senpai's stage presence was just as incredible as Maria's!"

Chris Yukine: "Do you have to bring that up now?!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "I think that was what really brought the SDF soldiers around to us."

Chris Yukine: "Y-You think? Oh, hey, this one's done. Hurry up and eat it!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Hey, are you blushing?"

Chris Yukine: "Oh, shut up! Once we've eaten, it's bath time, and then straight to bed! We've got an early start tomorrow!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "U-Umm, Chris-senpai?"

Chris Yukine: "Y-Yeah?"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Don't you get lonely sleeping by yourself at night?"

Chris Yukine: "Huh? What are you talking about? I'm used to it by now."

Kirika Akatsuki: "Oh, I see..."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "It's felt a lot colder today than usual."

Chris Yukine: "Then warm up in the bath and hurry to bed."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Okay..."

Shirabe & Kirika: "......"

Dr. Ver: "Good morning, everyone! I've come to you today with a proposal!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "A... proposal?"

Dr. Ver: "Yes! As you saw during yesterday's training and battle, you've become super popular with the SDF!"

Dr. Ver: "And to further strengthen those ties, I'd like for you to do a concert for the injured!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "A concert?"

Chris Yukine: "So you want us to sing, is that it?"

Dr. Ver: "Yes, precisely!"

Chris Yukine: "Are you stupid?! There's no way we could do that!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Really? I want to give it a try!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "I feel nervous about singing in front of people."

Kirika Akatsuki: "But we're always singing during battle, aren't we? It'd be nice to hear you sing outside of battle for once!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Well, if you insist..."

Chris Yukine: "No way! I refuse! I don't want to be paraded out in front of anyone!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Well, you did sing in the school festival, remember?"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "That's right, you did!"

Chris Yukine: "Th-That was different! Look, whatever you say to me, I'm not going to sing!"

Dr. Ver: "I see... Well, I'll make preparations anyway just in case! You might just change your mind later!"

Chris Yukine: "It's not happening! You can forget about it!"

Dr. Ver: "Right, I better get ready then!"

Chris Yukine: "And there he goes... Are you guys really up for this?"

Kirika Akatsuki: "You got it!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Maria always tells us what concerts are like, and now there's a chance to see what it's like up on stage."

Chris Yukine: "She's nothing like us! Why didn't you ask me before agreeing..."

Kirika Akatsuki: "But it wasn't like that."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "We though it'd be a good chance for you to get out of your shell, Chris-senpai."

Chris Yukine: "I've been telling you this whole time that--"

Chris Yukine: "Guh! We can talk about this later! We've got Noise to deal with!"

Chris Yukine: "They just keep coming! I'll flank them from the right!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "She's going to cover us from afar! I'll approach from the left then!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "There's too many of them! I'll break into their ranks and disrupt their formation!"

Chris Yukine: "Huh? Aaaaah!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Aaaah!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Watch ooooooout!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Head-on collision..."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "We aren't on the same page..."

Chris Yukine: "Dammit... We can never get a good rhythm going."

Chris Yukine: "Hey, guys. Why'd you say you wanted to sing back there?"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Huh? Well, singing with Shirabe sounded really fun. And besides..."

Chris Yukine: "Wait, you want to be like her, don't you?"

Kirika Akatsuki: "We do admire Maria... but that's not the only reason!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Yeah, if we can make people happy with our songs, then I want to sing. Now that you mention it..."

Kirika Akastuki: "We've been saved in the past, so this time we want to be the ones doing the saving!"

Chris Yukine: "I see..."

Chris Yukine: (Well, damn. If I had known they actually had their reasons...)

Kirika Akatsuki: "What is it? Why are you so quiet all of a sudden?"

Chris Yukine: "Nothing! It just came back to me that we don't have the time to chat, that's all!"

Chris Yukine: "We can talk about this later. Let's clear the area first!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "That's the last one!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Phew... We're finally finished."

Chris Yukine: "It's one thing taking them on one by one, but it's another when they totally outnumber us."

Dr. Ver: "Hey, sorry to interrupt you when you're taking a breather, but we've detected another Noise signal."

Kirika Akatsuki: "Again? How many are there this time?"

Dr. Ver: "Well, there's only one signal, but you see, it's quite intriguing..."

Chris Yukine: "Hey! This one's even bigger than usual!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "And it appears to be stronger as well..."

Kirika Akatsuki: "Wh-Wh-What the? They really ain't going easy on us, huh?!"

Dr. Ver: "It is possible that it posses quite a few fragments..." [2] Chris Yukine: "Who cares about that?! Look at this thing!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "L-Let's just try hitting it! Diiiiii--"

Kirika Akatsuki: "--iiiie?"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "You barely made a scratch!"

Chris Yukine: "That's no fair! Ngh! If it's not one thing, it's another!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "What are we going to do?! I'm not sure we can do this!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Yeah, me neither, Kiri-chan..."

Chris Yukine: "Hey you two! You'd better make room for me on stage!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "What? Why mention that now?!"

Chris Yukine: "It'll be after this battle, obviously! So don't hold anything back till we kill this monster!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Th-That's great to hear, but that's a pretty bold thing to say!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "I hope she doesn't jinx it..."

Chris Yukine: "Shut up! It's do or die now! Let's show that freak what we've got!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "O-Okay!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Understood!"

Chris Yukine: "Hell yeah! We won!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "J-Just about..."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "I'm surprised we got through it."

Chris Yukine: "Look at all these fragments. Now that I'm thinking straight, that thing was crazy strong."

Kirika Akatsuki: "Ugh, I'm just praying we don't have to fight one of those again..."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "That was a tough fight..."

Dr. Ver: "Heh... Fantastic! Absolutely incredible! Just as I, no, ever better than what I could've imagined!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Now that we're done fighting, we'll restore those fragments, and then get straight to singing practice."

Chris Yukine: "Oh, well, a promise is a promise. I'll give it one chance."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Yes! I'm so excited to sing, Kiri-chan!"

Dr. Ver: "Thank you so much! Gathering this many of the fragments is going to make a huge difference!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Yep. We'll be able to go back to our world soon."

Dr. Ver: "Go back? Huh?! Oh, right..."

Chris Yukine: "Hey, what's with the frown?"

Dr. Ver: "No, it's nothing really! There are still some fragments left, so please keep up the good work."

Kirika Akatsuki: "You can count on us!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "The fragments are starting to take shape, so another big haul liek today's should do the trick!"

Chris Yukine: "Yeah, well, with us on the job, it's only a matter of time."

Kirika Akatsuki: "We'll get them all in one go!"

Dr. Ver: (Curses! I'll have to put my plans into motion immediately...)

Notes:

[1] no punctuation

[2] "posses" should read "possesses"

[misanthropymademe]

Question List, Screw Your Numbers

1. Post a picture of u? See avatar.

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? If they’d date me, yes (am 28). Would eject the moment I found out there’s a power imbalance.

3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? Dudettes in a one-on-one context, dudes in groups. 

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? I usually do this when they trip or something.

5. Can you commit to one person? No, commitment is cancer.

6. How do you look right now? Unshaven, unwashed, which ain’t that bad but it dents the body language.

7. What exactly are you wearing right now? Pants, crew shirt, committee hoodie.

8. How often do you listen to music? Every day, but usually consciously looking up a song instead of for a long period.

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? Jeans.

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015? What year was this written?

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? Socially antisocial, I need to be around people to sit in a corner.

12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? Tell them make a move, I’m projecting my own error in ‘fessing up late onto them.

13. Are you good at hiding your feelings? I’ll never tell.

14. Can you drive a stick shift? >Holland >cars

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? Depends entirely on their social capital.

16. Are you going out of town soon? Nope.

17. When was the last time you cried? Probably some sappy music video.

18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes, before I congratulated myself on looking past looks.

19. If you could change your eye color, would you? No.

20. Name something you have to do tomorrow? Haircut.

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. Neck pain.

22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? All the time, gotten quite good at quashing that shite.

23. Are you nice to everyone? I sure hope not.

24. What are you sitting on right now? A chair.

25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? I wouldn’t last in a relationship for 6 months anyway.

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? I don’t ‘have’ a person, sounds too invested.

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? Sister.

28. Do you get a lot of colds? Dunno, probably.

29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? No, belts up to the waist, baby.

30. Does anyone hate you? Hate is an intense word but I sure hope so.

31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? I guess, but I don’t want to.

32. Do you like watching scary movies? Medium.

33. Are you a jealous person? Yeah, mostly on qualities, not on achievements or possessions.

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? Childhood period of which I can’t memorize anything anyway, proud of all my regrets.

35. Did you have a dream last night? Dunno.

36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? Yeah, much to their chagrin.

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? No, and this answer feels like I’m jinxing it so I do get married.

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Not that I’m aware of, but I have the vague feeling someone somewhere who doesn’t know me well is projecting massively.

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Yes, probably plotting.

40. Did you have a good day yesterday? Average.

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? Not that I was aware of.

42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? Same directionless quality. 

43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? I don’t have one, which scares the shit out of me.

44. What’s the best part about school? NEETing.

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? Yes, what is this, /rk9/?

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? This was designed for kids.

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? Power fantasies, beating myself up, smug recall, I do it all, baby.

48. Were you single over the last summer? Yeah, thank fuck.

49. What are you supposed to be doing right now? A million things I haven’t done.

50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? Don’t know her appearance.