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a-continuous-cutting-motion · 1 year ago

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Boy I hope you like Rick and Morty because I have a character for you!

a man with a helmet or mask that he never takes off is infinitely more sexy than an attractive man who sometimes wears a helmet. it’s about the mystery. the mystique. is there nothing under there or a monster under there or a scary looking guy (all three uniquely charming). you’ll never know. it’s also doubly attractive if he takes his shirt off but keeps the helmet on. you agree

#i think… I was a child… before the boom-booms #…#you wanna piss on it?#get out of my head!

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hurlyburlytopsyturvy · 9 days ago

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when you get engulfed by a space-time anomaly and it forces you into therapy for the greater good

#upd8 #hsbc upd8 #homestuck upd8 #hurly art #hey y'allll im backkkkk #also made some other accounts for this one! hooray!#on instagram it's hurlyburlytopsyturvy same as tumblr #but on twitter its hurlyburlytt (it didn't fit lol)#it's cuz i want to post some sketch dumps and i think insta'll be good for it #follow me on either if you wanna yeeeehawww #anyway i have some catching up to do but i had to make smth for the vriska therapy arc #i won't spoil too much but like in the last chapter i was so glad they addressed THAT vriska #literally the beginning of closure for me goddamn #ngl one of the reasons i haven't posted was because of this other piece im drawing #and a perspective thing in it literally pissed me off so bad i couldn't draw for like months lmao #hom3stuck #homestuck art #homestuck fanart #vriska serket #homestuck vriska #hs vriska #vriska fanart #hs #hsbc #homestuck beyond canon #homestuck #homestuck^2 upd8

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bastardlybonkers · 10 months ago

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feetman

#hlvrai #half live vr but the ai is self aware #gordon freeman #gordon feetman #so idk if theres any like ‘metastory’ to there being a player or if its literally just supposed to be wayne #but i thought it would be kinda interesting for the player to be his own guy #cause like to me #a big part of it that makes it fun is that gordon has like #no actual stakes #dude is getting pissed for the sake of it #he knows its a game and is just freaking out at the ai being so alive u know #now since i cant remember if theres some kind of canon or metastory to the player you can completely decide for yourself why hes playing #or how he got the game #is he just some guy? is it an experiment? is it for his job? who knows!#hes The Player #also if ur wondering why his design is so similar to gordons #its cause i didnt wanna stray into the unrecognizable lmao #also. i really really really didnt wanna draw the fucking suit #and yes thats benrey on the tamagotchi #i think it would be very funny if he could cart them all around in tamagotchis #sorry for long tags

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morganbritton132 · 6 months ago

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Steve, interrupting Eddie’s live-stream: Hey, you wanna have a fight later?

Eddie: Physically? No. You’d kick my ass

Steve: Not phys- i mean, do you wanna like, have an argument?

Eddie: About what?

Steve: I don’t know. I’m bored

#Steve: Nevermind. I’ll ask Robin #Eddie: No! I’ll - I’m gonna do it! Give me a minute #you know…when you wanna pick a fight without the fall out of pissing off your spouse #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

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umblrspectrum · 8 months ago

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you'll never guess which movie i finally watched after 2 years of being lazy

#dont you just love it when your artstyle changes like 5 times in the span of a day #i saw emmachen1003 give them the glove type thingys and went “that looks cool. im stealing it”#so uhm. props to them for being awesome and making cool art #anyways that was a fun movie #not gonna say the title here cause i think it messes with searching and i dont wanna do that #that n frame is like the first time i have ever done a decent angle/perspective thing #im so proud of it you don't even know #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n #murder drones nori #absolute solver #i guess #or is it absolutesolver #whatever #oh yeah uhmm #murder drones episode 7 #murder drones episode 7 spoilers #murder drones spoilers #its been 2 weeks but im gonna give it another day just to be safe #just realized i fucked up the quote and its pissing me off so edited. go fuck yourself

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nashvillethotchicken · 2 months ago

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I stand with Louis no matter what. If either lestat or armand did that shit to me and people talked about me the way they talk about louis on here and on twitter you're gonna see me in history books

#mad at louis for not giving a fuck about magnus' lair when he was gonna kill lestat mind you he literally starved to death and DIED #not 3 days prior to going to kill lestat. louis explicitly said he was gonna go die with them coven niggas like louis was crashing out #and you mean to tell me hes supposed to give a fuck about their trauma at this time???????#girl fuck you. and your bald headed mammy i wish somebody would say that shit to me after they killed my kid #gaslighting and beating me and leaving me to die and they wanna say i should be nicer fuck you #i have to comfort the nigga who drove me to attempt after said attempt when writhing in agony but im the bad guy #cus i was a pimp a century ago go to the deepest pits of hell #and the pimp stuff is crazy cus none of what louis did as a pimp had a relationship to how he acted with his partners bc they had more power #in both relationships louis is powerless. jim crow Louisiana gay married to a white man and stuck in dubai with a 500 year old demon #who routinely gaslights and emotionally abuses him #louis pimping out women has an effect on his relationships to WOMEN. specifically black women. not them lil 2 pump ass niggas he was fucking #yall piss me off so bad yall really vex me at times #iwtv #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #ldpdl #loumand #loustat

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essektheylyss · 5 months ago

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presented without comment

#I SCREAMED #THIS WHOLE STORY IS HILARIOUS #pissing out cancer #hank green #truly what being a person with restraint and critical thought is like when someone says some bullshit to you directly #just 'you know I don't react to everything but if you wanna fucking play the game I sure as fuck can play bro.'

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jangmi-latte · 1 year ago

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FELLOW HONEST SHAKES

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst playful land #I TOLD MYSELF NOT TO FALL FOR ANOTHER EUROPEAN MF #LET ALONE HE'S A FOX #IF HE ENDS UP BEING A PIECE OF SHIT I AM DONE FOR #HE'S SO ..SO... MISCHIEVOUS LOOKING I WANNA PISS HIM OFF #FIGHT AND DEFY HIM Y'KNOW??????#is his name really fellow honest #WHATEVER WITH HIM AND ACE IN THE SAME ROOM I CAN TAKE THEM #ORANGE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ (IT IS NOT)#GOOD LOOOOOOOIRF it's 4am #fuck that damn smirk I WANNA PULL YOUR EARS #i need sleep but my mind is running wITH ALL THESE CIRCUS POSSIBILITIES AND #WHAT THIS MAN CAN DO #I KNOW YOU. I KNOW WHAT YOUR OG CHARACTER DID TO PINOCCHIO BUDDY #GRINDING MY TEETH ON HIS TAIL

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yrsonpurpose · 1 year ago

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Alex & Henry ± Henry insulting Alex (affectionately)

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graycious-tea · 7 months ago

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All yall saying Tommy calling Buck Evan is disrespectful and like malicious clearly don’t remember my man, fellow bi icon Magnus Bane calling his pookie Alec Lightwood, Alexander at any given moment despite no one calling him Alexander except his parents who also suck like my man was gone on that shadowhunter and so is Tommy!!!

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years ago

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cannot stop thinking about how the beast from Beauty and the Beast was originally envisioned as a baboon. what a world we might have had

#this interpretation is so powerful. a faerie gets pissed and turns a prince into a baboon. what a narrative #i support her so much. implode the monarchy by transforming royalty into baboons and donkeys and zebras idgaf #guillotines are fun but sometimes you just wanna be quirky about it

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batcavescolony · 10 months ago

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just saw someone say Rick Riordan making a TV show is just as bad as anything JKR has done. BFFR you're comparing Rick Riordan trying to make his world more inclusive, changing some parts because of money/time constraints, or just making changes cus he thinks they're needed, to JKR being a terrible person!

#and not to say Ricks work is perfect. ill be the firat to tell you his mistakes. his aspec rep is shit. his minorities rep has problems #he has general time line problems. im not says hes perfect but he tried from a good place #jkr named a character ChoChang. her Scottish character blow stuff up and tried to make alcohol. named a black character Shackelbolt #like damn get over yourself.#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #percy series #pjo series #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #pjo tv adaptation #if you wanna say shit about Rick ok. but be correct about it #how is he just as bad as jkr for not using the book he made in the early 2000s an exact script for the TV show being released in 2024?#and they yall had the audacity to be pissed when he didn't put a song about sex thats literally says `fuck her face° in the background of #LITERAL 12 YEAR OLDS in a place with memory altering properties..... thats whats you wanted. children getting high to a song about sex.#°oH bUt iN tHe mOvIe tHaT i WaTcHeD wHeN i waS tWeLvE' where the actors where like what 18? and weren't 12? that one? 🙄#some of you are getting on my nerves. yes the show's pacing is eh really thats a reason to curisfy Rick Riordan? thats what you're deciding #this is the line? a tv show thats on its first season and is more accurate then the movies that came out?#good to know

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screwpinecaprice · 3 months ago

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Some warm up connverse

#I don't know why but looking at the first one now makes me think they look like parents. lmao Might be because of the clothes they kinda #look like Nobita's parents if you squint hard enough. Haha #It was fun drawing in this style #But I did still have to do those line and circle warm ups after. So. Like. Maybe this wasn't the most ideal way to do drawing warmups. 😅#But hey it's connverse so like. 90% worth it lol #Steven Quartz Universe #connverse #Connie Maheswaran #SU #Steven Universe #Steven Universe fanart #skedoobles #She's not furry guys #I wanna draw that evil connverse AU but I was in a more gooffy mood and I wanna draw that AU in a more serious doodle/sketch style anyway #I think I can draw something when I finish the current queue 🤞#Man. If I can I'd make it a goal to post anything connverse every day for as long as it's in my top place ship. Just for the heck or challe #ge of it idk #It's like that video of someone who doodles a cat every time someone pissed them off.#my shiz

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artkaninchenbau · 3 months ago

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Wanted to make an Egghead-themed sticker sheet for a looong time, and once I got to it I noticed had enough room for a few more extras after the Strawhats were done... So here's some Cross Guild chibs for you

#One Piece #Sir Crocodile #Dracule Mihawk #Buggy the Clown #Cross Guild #My art #A reasonable person would've done like the Seraphim as extras or fucking Lucci Kaku and Stussy or even some of the Vegapunks #No you get the Strawhats Bonney and doofy ass looking Kuma and these fuckers #It's MY sticker sheet I GET THE DO WHAT I WANT #I'll post the rest some other time (the actual sheet looks like ass because it wasn't easy making sure they would all actually fit there)#(So I wanna post a more Glamorous Round Up of the Chib Art rather than the sticker sheet as it is) (Also I half assed the bg for it so bad)#But you get these fuckers for now #Just in time for The Husbandile's Birthday <3 #Also yes I know Mihawk's outfit color has changed AND I DON'T CARE. Look I LOVE a good yellow but Mihawk's Piss Yellow ain't it #Also I wanted to draw him with his OG bright red eyes anyways and the magenta went better with there #Ngl Buggy was the Second Funniest chib to draw on the sticker sheet. Kuma was the funniest one though but Buggy? A Great Second

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nightskyfoxyy · 4 months ago

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I remember seeing someone claim she "hates kids" a while back. Yeah sure thats probably why Lyana came running to hug her and yell "Auntie Phee!!!!! :D" the moment she landed and Omega thinks shes the coolest around lmao.

Live Tech Reaction:

#lo rambles #media literacy so piss poor you just start saying shit #genuinely wondering where they got that idea #and of course they had an oc ship with tech and of course its a bland white lady #wonder why it is they hate phee. mysterious #not namedropping cause i think they deleted the post (rightfully so #rancid take) and i dont wanna start shit #but yeah #have this correct take and art instead :)#star wars #the bad batch #fanart #phee genoa #tech bad batch #tbb omega #techphee #tech x phee #omega bad batch #tech is planning the wedding as we speak

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tagerrkix · 1 year ago

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#aaaaand just like that he's gone #(feels so surreal doesn't it?)#well done starlight #you okay tho #no seriously #you still with us?#hey-#WELL IM DEFINITELY NOT OKAY THIS SHIT HAD BEEN SITTING IN MY WIP FOLDER FOR A M O N T H #do you wanna know why #KAZOODOOR THAT'S WHY #BITCH KEPT MESSING EVERYTHING UP #DUDE YOU'RE DEAD HOW CAN YOU STILL BE SO ANNOYING #THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT YOU YOU'RE JUST A DECORATION HERE #REST IN PISS #NOBODY MISSES U #RRRRRRRAAAHHHHHHHHHHH #well at least our little star seems fine #he's not even crying #looks like he may in a second tho #BUT as art is all about CAPTURING THE MOMENT here's the moment where he's NOT crying #yet #and would you look at that I'm disrespecting the rules of anatomy again #kazoo's spine is broken #THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KEEP MESSING UP MY PICTURE #Astarion did the stabstab I did the crackcrack #no regrets #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion fanart

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