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tsum events really are just the best, huh
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#tsumsted wonderland#to be fair this is from mal's card story so it's more...event-adjacent#i-it still counts right#poor malleus tsum is having such a time#first it blows up the kitchen and then it almost gets spin-cycle'd to tsum-death#the poor little guy just wanted to help with the party! it was trying its BEST 😭#and instead it accidentally recreated every other tuesday from my college days#i am so genuinely delighted to read two entire chapters of malleus bragging about knowing how to use household appliances#(he knows what he's doing! he READ the MANUAL)#(you know that manual has copious notes covering the margins in perfect copperplate)#and the callback to his dorm ssr story. perfect.#we all knew this was going to end in malleus punching a washing machine into smithereens#i'm disappointed that the next part is probably just going to be a fun party or whatever#and not malleus showing off how close he is to finally mastering the toaster#twst please where is my spinoff game where we have to help a dragon fae prince learn how to do household tasks#i have an indescribable need to see malleus attempt to use a vacuum#he is very enthusiastic and also very stupid and we love him for it
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[Toon x Mobster] They like their toons
[AUDIO USED:]
The Nutcracker, Op. 71, Act II_ No. 13, Waltz of the Flowers Sound Effects edited by me!
#toon x mobster#jack desmond#gavriel huffman#hazel adams#grace huffman#oc#ocs#original character#original characters#oc art#original character art#CACKLING this is so stupid#their first thought seeing that was to become a house wife#wooww get yourselves together you two
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#like#if you say this has two sides you're just fucking stupid so shut up and stop embarrassing urself#free palestine#free gaza#gaza strip#palestine#fuck israel#israel
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the complimentary james to this regulus
#hp#marauders#james potter#james potter fanart#marauders fanart#marauders era#jegulus#jegulus fanart#Mine#My art#Someone on insta asked for ir and since i rhought about it anyway i caved and provided#Reggie has a white cabbage butterfly because they remind me of matt and reg was matts bday present#And james has a brimstone butterfly because i like them and they fit the colour scheme#Love (not really) how you can see that i changed the way i do line art between thosr two pieces#I tried going back to my nos3 face brush for this for consistency reasons but i just couldnt do it#Nose face is onky for shiny details and signature now#James with wired ear phones actually looks so incredibly correct i am a big fan#Drawing those suns took forever because they kept looking stupid. Im still not super happy with them ngl
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this_is_stupid.mp4
#xmen#idfk what verse this is its the I Didnt Look Up Refs vers#cherik#professor x#magneto#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#erik magnus lehnsherr#max eisenhardt#snap sketches#i spent the day finishing the draft of my comic and i do not want to finish it im so LAZY#so to cope with the inevitability of that because theres at least TWO panels i like and want to line i doodled this stupid shit jvaLKAJV#i just keep thinking of how silly they must look from each others povs ........#ESPECIALLY charles. erik stronger than me i woulda smacked his dome AT LEAST once a day#ok im sleeping thank you for joining me for Daily Cherik Nonsense#come back tomorrow where ill throw up. about what exactly ? who knows !
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competitive aquarium date
bonus: the night before
#p5r#akeshu#shuake too i guess??#art tag#persona#casual dating implies the existence of competitive dating#they are RIVALS#although one of them seems to care a bit more about that than the other LOL#also random backstory i just made up#renren was so excited reading up facts#he only realised in the morning that his shirt had a curry stain on it#and so he had to buy a new one on the way and forgot to take off the tag#ofc mr detective prince has noticed but ofc he wont say anything#bc he secretly thinks it's endearing#but ofc he's say it's dumb and stupid#guys idk how you headcanon them but this is mine#they are slowly becoming my ocs#im adopting the two little guys from the game i played
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Boyfriends!Ghost and Soap eating you out but their tongues keep bumping into each other and they end up making out in front of your pussy, causing you to squirm and kick and cry out at having to watch your two hot boyfriends kiss when they could so easily turn their heads and kiss between your legs instead... :)
#I like this idea#just two stupid boyfriends who were so desperate to eat you out to begin with#but now they're tongue fucking each other instead of you#silly boys 🙄#fem reader#boyfriends!ghost and soap#ghost cod#ghost#simon ghost riley#simon riley#soap cod#soap#john soap mactavish#johnny mactavish#ghost x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#soap x reader#john soap mactavish x reader#johnny mactavish x reader#ghost smut#soap smut
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LISAN AL GAIB
#dune part two#lisan al gaib#paul atreides#stilgar#dune movie#my art#stupid meme but i could not stop thinking about this when i saw this image#so you must see it too
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katsuki in trouble !
katsuki makes a grave mistake and has to make it up to you.
“ hey.”
silence.
“ hey.”
katsuki is in trouble.
he knew he was in trouble when he playfully poked at your cheek and you kept ignoring him, not even offering him a side glance as you kept scrolling on your phone.
earlier, you had caught him committing the irreparable sin of eating the last piece of cake you had bought from a bakery near school which you had specifically saved for today. you would’ve been nice enough to share it with him if you hadn’t caught the bastard red handed stuffing his face with your cake.
after that you hadn’t talked or looked at him since. and it’s been driving him fucking nuts.
he needs you to talk to him, to touch him, to at least look at him again or he’ll lose it. this was basically torture for him, and you knew that.
he tried acting like he didn’t care, he really did. but that lasted about five minutes before he started getting antsy. he kept clicking his tongue and grunting and sighing every minute or so. he rested his head against his hand where he laid on your bed and he’s been staring—scratch that, glaring at you for what seemed like forever.
katsuki knows he’s in trouble, but he doesn’t like it when you ignore him. you know he hates it, so it’s all your fault he’s acting like this. he wants you to look at him now, and when he wants something katsuki makes sure he fuckin’ gets it.
“yer bein’ dumb, was one slice of cake, you’re really gonna ignore me for that ?” he poked at your side making you jump slightly, but your eyes remained fixed on your phone like you hadn’t even heard him. like he wasn’t even there !
katsuki’s eye twitched.
he sighed, scooting himself closer to you so he could grab the phone you were tightly clutching onto. after wrestling you for it and ripping it out of your hands, you tried crossing your arms against your chest, but he was faster, grabbing both your wrists. you tried getting out of his iron grip but it was futile. screw him, being so strong. it was honestly kind of insulting he wasn’t even struggling that badly, only grunting a bit as he told you to “quit that” and grabbing both your wrists in one hand.
you dont know how he ended up on top of you, but he did and you were suddenly trapped. you wouldn’t go down without a fight though, turning your ahead away from him to glare at the wall.
you heard him huff above you. “ m’sorry okay ? shouldn’t have eaten yer’ stupid cake.” he mumbled begrudgingly. you glanced at him and saw how red his cheeks were as he tried to keep eye contact but simply couldn’t, his eyes darting around the room then landing back on yours.
fuck, he’s cute.
as endearing as he was, you were still a little pissed off. “that was my last slice.” you muttered grumpily.
“i know.”
“that was my last slice.”
“i know.” he lowers himself until he’s laying on top of you and he noses at your neck. “ i’ll get ya another one." he muttered into your shoulder.
you stayed silent for a bit, willing yourself not to smile “really ?”
he shoved his head deeper in your neck, you squirmed at the ticklish sensation of his hair against your cheek. “ yeah.” he grumbles, pressing a sloppy kiss onto your skin. “so quit ignorin’ me, pisses me off.” read : “it makes me upset.”
you can practically hear the pout in his voice as he presses more of his weight onto you like he’s trying to trap you which he probably is. he lets go of your wrists in favor of wrapping his arms around your waist tightly. you feel him sigh against you as he waits for your response.
you smile slightly to yourself as you wrap your arms around his shoulders. he lets out a sigh of relief and his hold on you tightens. “don’t ignore me like that again, got it? mean it.” he practically whines into your shoulder. his attempt at scaring you is completely useless when he’s basically trying to hibernate in your neck.
you chuckle “ i won’t if you keep your paws off my food.” obviously he’s unhappy with your answer because he bites you, hard.
“ ow ! katsuki !”
he growls in response “don’t do it at all, dumbass. don’t like it.”
“ well, i don’t like it when you eat my food !” you quipped.
“ didn’t know it was yours.” he answers simply, cozying himself up in your neck. the asshole.
“you could’ve asked me.” you complain, but you’ve got a hand running through his hair and you’re rubbing his back soothingly. he groans.
“ i’ll get you a new one tomorrow, so quit bitchin’ at me an’ lemme fuckin’ hold you.”
you sigh “you’re unbelievable.” you feel him smirk against your neck and he bites it again, softly this time, and looks up at you. a smirk on his lips and you hate how it makes your heart skip a beat or two. screw him and his stupidly pretty face.
“you love me though.” and he knows he’s right with that stupid little self assured grin he has and you’re suddenly tempted to smack it right off his face. with your mouth. lovingly.
you pretend to be deep in thought and he huffs out a laugh, pinching your stomach. you squeal and tug lightly at his hair as payback. he retaliates by shoving his head into your neck again, mouthing and chewing on it like a dog.
“katsuki !” you try to scold him but you’re laughing. you weakly push at his shoulders but it’s useless.
“you love me.” he says again.
he’s insufferable.
“ i do, i do !” you gasp.
“ say it.”
he’s insufferable.
but you wouldn’t have it in any other way, unfortunately.
“ okay, okay !” you grab his shoulders to get him to look at you and when he does his eyes are bright and playful and he’s smiling wide and you mirror his expression, because you do love him.
“ i love you, katsuki.” he smiles wider. his cheeks are pink but he’s still got that stupidly handsome smirk on his face as he speaks “ of course you do.” he leans forward and plants his lips onto yours. you place your hand against his warm cheek and he grips your wrist. when you pull away you’re both breathing a little heavy. he presses his forehead against yours and smiles softly at you. you smile back.
of course you do.
“ you’re still getting me my cake tomorrow.”
#i love my boyfriend#two clingy katsuki blurbs in a row can you tell im obsessed w this concept orrr#clingy bastard i love him sm#SO normal about him#dm this just an insane rambling about this stupid loser#bakugou katsuki#bakugou imagine#bakugou katsuki x reader#bakugo fluff#katsuki bakugou x reader#katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugou x reader
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guess who 😈
and I have this art with beta—
I also have a lot of sketches that I hope to finish in the near future (don't pay attention to the fact that there're a lot of Howdy here....)
(hum)beta!Wally (eechy pspsps 🫴)
I don't know what else to show you, so I'll show you (the old ones) art for my mutual :]
Margo for @//thelone-copper ; (I don't know his name 😔🥄🥄🥄) for @//dxkjf
#Hooray I came back again.... two months later.... hm#you know I actually draw very often but most of the sketches seem very stupid to me to put them here—#yes the feeling of shame for my art. AGAIN ((i'm trying to get rid of this feeling))#ahem. let's change the subject#I hope you're doing well and eating well!! also don’t forget to drink water :]#please I love water so much.... such a refreshing taste smhhh#welcome home#welcome home wally#wally darling#howdy pillar#sketches#art#wally fanart#barnaby b beagle#beta wally
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I fucking hate love triangles in media. just try polyamory
#still watching doctor who and I'm so fed up with the stupid love triangle mickey and the doctor have going on with rose.#rose literally has two hands 🙄#and she's being so stubborn about it too girl you can literally just have two boyfriends
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What is up with the Altean pool
#you guys have no idea how long i have been thinking about this stupid pool#i need sleepover vibes and questions answered!!!#voltron#i am so busy today.... two posts....#voltart
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Hello, Sky? Yes, I'd like to order three (3) doomed, self-fullfilling prophecy princes? Thank youuu
#hello everyone im back with a vengeance#and a ton of sky fanart#anyways#WHOS EXCITED FOR SKY TWO EMBERS RAHHHHH!!!!!!!#cause I AMMMMM#Cant wait to see Hope killed in cold blood on screen#im gonna cry#its so joever if that manatee dies too#like fr#sky cotl#sky children of the light#prince alef#dawn ember#Hopeful steward#Dusk Ember#Moth#dumb stupid idiot ember idk#sorry that was mean#smooches you little moth#youre dumb but youre perfect#my art#king resh#forgot that#sky Two Embers#S2E
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So ill about the Sky cotl AU, I put Siffrin into multiple capes for fun
#in stars and time#isat#isat siffrin#in stars and time siffrin#I am stupid fond of the hairpiece default moths have#so I needed to give it to Siffrin it just looks cute#slapped the color on as if I was on the run too#colored the eye red on accident and went#okay no I'm onto something here#also also because I think way too much about this AU but#my heart started beating wildly when thinking of them getting a mask as in#the rite of passage and also because saving two countries AND showing yes you are home you belong with us no matter where you go after#I'm so emotional about them getting home I'm not okay
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nahhh bro 💀💀💀💀
#ava#animator vs animation#alan becker#ava victim#ava agent#mygod this is so fucking stupid#im sorry for this it was a late night thought and it was so hilarious to think about#he does kinda look like an alan though the more i look at him#new name hc dropped /JOKES#also stickizens is what im calling outernet sticks from now on hehe#this is also an attempt at a comic and writing dialogue for these two so please tell me what you think#“LILAC YOUCOULD HAVE JUST SAID HUMAN NAMES...” SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHHSHSHHSHHH lets jsut say they do not know about the word human please#i may have overthought this a little haha sorry#ihave edited this somnay times i need sleep#lilacsart
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"This is fucking ridiculous." "That's not very angelic of you" "Fuck off." [That's right, me and @ratb4stard3 are BACK with another goat bro's collab boiiii~~~]
#They are us fr?#It wont be the last you see of us either because we are totally normal and sane#Just two bros drawing two bros like true bros#these stupid silly costumes were SO ted's idea- you can just tell#also look at how beautiful he drew ted again!!#normal about it#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#Tgwdlm#Npmd#Hatchetfield#hatchetfield fanart#nerdy prudes must die#the guy who didn't like musicals
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