#you suck ummmm yeah very well actually i mean it works on you so

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Billy: You suck

Stu: So do you

Stu, winking: And you're pretty good at it

[mellotronmkll]

Okay like idk how to explain it but I'm just so frustrated because I feel like when it comes to like ummmm realizing im autistic/unmasking its so hard for me and it feels so black and white like because I was definitely told as a kid/teenager that I was annoying repeatedly obviously and just like was bullied for being autistic and like for me I reacted by basically completely suppressing everything so much that I ended up basically becoming extremely alienated from myself and my own interests and passions and feeling very hollow for years lol because I was trying desperately to appease the people around me and be Not annoying as much as I could and obviously I hit extreme burnout and so yeah now that you know I'm recovering from that and over the last few years have finally started to unmask and actually find joy in my interests again and am working on being able to share them with other people without embarrassment it's just so frustrating because sometimes I feel like I just go too far and am just like. Super super annoying and I'm just so terrified people aren't gonna want to be around me and idk how to explain it but it's just like the fine line between masking so much that I suppress my own personality and just going full no holds barred autist on everyone and then you know being rejected because of that well it shouldn't be a fine line right like I have learned social skills I should be able to practice those while also not hiding my personality from everyone and being embarrassed by my interests. But figuring out how to do that is so hard like and it just drives me crazy because I want to be a likeable person and I don't want to be told I'm annoying and weird and rejected by everyone but if I'm being true to myself like really that's just gonna happen 😭 and there must be a happy medium but idk how to find it. Like I feel like the answer is probably a mix of. Of course I need to observe those social mores and keep practicing the social skills that are important for me to be like a good friend etc but i also need to get more okay with being a little unlikeable like people are going to think im weird and obnoxious especially neurotypical people and I have to accept that if I want to be happy but I also don't want to because I want everyone to like me. BUT like I also have to navigate like not being unintentionally rude especially to the people close to me because sometimes I suck at that. But that also doesn't mean I have to please everyone All of the time. But my brain cannot handle that nuance it's like I'm either doing one or the other and it drives me insane does this make any sense

[fierceawakening]

Yeah, Tumblr gets very hung up on bad.

Where I personally, like. A big part of my work in therapy is my therapist going “you can say not just that that isn’t right for you but that you straight up think it’s bad! You’re allowed not to qualify your opinions by thinking of every exception! It’s okay! You’re allowed to think some things just suck!”

Then I go on here again, and ring around the Rosie about what bad means. It means my ass don’t like it. Go from there.

So I think for me there’s two questions:

Are PEOPLE who eat junk food bad?

No. That’s everybody.

Is junk food bad?

Well… yeah? Probably?

It’s made by companies under capitalism, and it’s designed principally as a way of transmitting flavors and textures rather than nutrients (though it does, as someone is sure to shout in a reply if I fail to mention this, have some.)

It’s to the benefit of the people making it, who want money, to encourage you to consume a lot of it, because the more of it you buy and the more often you do so the more you line their pockets.

THEY may well not even be fat! THEY may be skinny men in suits who think of you as a stupid pig with all the fatphobia you hate, but they make bank off you, and that’s all they need you for.

This is in contrast to… like… a piece of broccoli. Which is just… kind of… There?

I mean, it’s also grown by agribusiness, so there’s not the same kind of shady shit but surely there’s some. Mostly it’s just being a living dude and growing and getting harvested though.

Farmers will like it if you eat more, but there’s no chemical analysis going on to make sure you take another bite, not in the same way.

Similarly:

Are cutters bad?

No. They’re in pain.

Is cutting bad?

Yeah, probably. Lots of people who do it feel ashamed and not helped by it, and this is especially rough if you end up with visible scars.

Is it possible for someone to do either or both of these things in ways that acknowledge and accept risk? Would that make those instances clearly not bad?

Yes and probably.

Is it highly likely everyone does?

No, or at least, society isn’t very good at treating the decision as autonomous and giving everybody judgment free information. When society is bad at those sorts of things, people tend to be similarly bad at doing things with heavy potential downsides in informed and fully considered ways.

And you might find said judgment free information in a support group for cutters (though you can also find copycatting and feeding each other’s bad shit ummmm less productive?habits, depending) but it at least seems to me you’re not likely to find said judgment free information about junk food in a community of people who celebrate eating it.

At least here on tumblr, what you find seems to be “all foods are here to nourish you, even the ones that are only a step up from cardboard with spices on it because they have to technically be edible, and pleasure is good. Eat, my lovelies, EEEEEAT!”

Which just… again, since if I’m at risk of anything it would be binging without purging, I look at those posts and just bewilderedly wonder why they don’t at least specify their target audience.

That could well be harm reduction for some people (and I’m probably pissing off the ones for whom it is), but it’s actually not for others.

Especially especially when “indulgence is good” is ITSELF an advertising slogan, used to sell particularly rich junk food as ~naughty sinful~.

Like, when I watch Virgie Tovar I don’t get the feeling I’m not hearing that food is a moral issue. I get the feeling the moral judgments are all still there but just flipped.

I’m not hearing “cake is morally neutral” at ALL. I’m hearing “if you don’t want a big piece of cake you’re a no fun Puritan and probably even a handmaiden of the patriarchy.”

[zumpietoo]

Sooo....Think I’ll Start

with the worst:

Sophia’s interview of Kiernan.....cuz just, she’s also a disgusting asshole who can’t stop from pushing HER icky agenda/pimping her lame faves:

https://thenerdsofcolor.org/2022/07/10/kiernan-shipka-talks-returning-to-riverdale-nabrina-and-more/

Umm....no. She is not “beloved” and that was not a “twist”. Nobody GAF.

Ummmm...first off, it showed ‘Brina as an entitled user who took credit for everybody else’s accomplishments and made them take all the risks. As well as a time waster so RAS could, once again, insert a pointless “party” scene. 

“Those girls”. My god...and yes, a “dance break” is exactly what one needs when mere hours remain to get shit done and multiple lives are on the line.....cuz not like you couldn’t dance AFTER everybody’s been saved.

“Have dialogue together”????? You mean act scenes with lines? 

On top of everything else? Kiernan’s really fucking dummmm.....just like Sophia.

Oh and OFC she immediately redirects shit to talking about Cole....because, LBR, “having dialogue with those girls” was distinctly NOT her favorite part. At all.

No, she looked like shit, the wig was wrong and her huge very dark caterpillar eyebrows were fugly. Plus, dude, fooled nobody with the boob padding. 

You played Sabrina for a year and 10 months, with a six month break in there....so 14 months. FAR from “so long”, you fucking asshole. You absolutely do not “know these sets”, because the only Plaiderdale set you’d performed in previously, for 2 seconds of airtime, was Thornhill. Not Pop’s/Pop’s in the Skyee, etc. 

And this is not “your job”, any more. This was a guest spot, you pointless asshole. Also, we all know what you mean is “I hit on Cole”.

Brina is done, moron. Yes, you may have moar guest spots on Plaiderdale (unfortunately), but it’s done. Also, stop begging. It’s unseemly....AND 

A) RAS is already busy playing moar with his nu toy

B) Plaiderdale’s in its final season....with a doubtlessly slashed budget and needing to wrap up shit for its actual characters, not fucking your ass.

C) Streaming platforms are also losing subscribers/revenue, so it’s not gonna get picked up by one of them

D) CW’s sale translates to an already veryyyyy different landscape. It most assuredly does not include you

E) You were a flop to being with (even when RAS had Plaiderdale goodwill), got passed and parceled to Netflix (when they’d buy anything) and cancelled in two seasons. Your show failed. Only Kitty Litter Swell failed harder (and even THAT got a network pick up). SUCK IT

Umm.....WTF is this “everything”? Yes, they’re in the same Archieverse, but no, there’s minimal crossover---and, honestly? Nobody GAF. 

No, Kiernan, you demanded it, because you’ve nursed a crush since forever and we also know RAS paid you jack shit. 

Also, Cole was “committed” because he’s a professional. You should try that sometime!

Duuudde, you’d fucking know if you had. What a crock. Confirmed they hate each other----No, moar likely, “oh my god, thank the lord I didn’t have to deal with her ass for once” (and I despise “Gav”, too). 

I love faux feminism!!! Pointless lip service to “girl power” for the win!!! Entitlement rocks!!!

Sabrina isn’t selfless, nor does she have “tenacity”. She DOES embody “white feminism” in that she exploits her privilege, given to her because of who her daddykins is. No “passion for justice” and “standing up for what she believes in”, again, entitlement....

And goood lord.....she’s the kween of hell, not fucking Santa you asshole. 

Also....Mary Sue much?

Yes, cuz if there’s ONE THING this show needs, it’s moar scenes between entitled whores with wildly inflated egos who can’t act for shit playing entitled whores with wildly inflated egos. 

And by “teacher/adult witch” you mean “made everybody do all the dirty work while you took credit”??

And save your pointless fanfic.

Please dear god nooooo.....or have her hit on Douchie this time. Yeah, so “helpful”. Dude, stop begging for work. 

Good lord, Sophia, keep your creepy skirt down! How many different ways, in this brief, pointless thing can you whine for that? 

Also, again, has to bring up something Cole, huh, Kiernan?

OMG....her endless word salad blabbering. Leave Cole alone and never speak AGAIN.

Fans really do not. Unless you mean yourself, Mr. 58 Seconds and Kiernan, Sophia---and no, they didn’t. Ratings dipped. Oh good lord. Barfffff

OMG. Sophia, stop asking the same stupid. Also, Nabrina has shippers?

Nobody cares. It’ll end with her ded, after all

OMG.....your show is ded and cancelled. RIP and Suck it. 

Unlike your ass, “Gav” has a job....

Yes, keep hope alive that your flop will return to be ignored some moar

OMG.....fuck off, both of you. Nobody GAF. Also, yes, thrilling. Sitting in a booth drinking coffee. Good fucking lord. 

No, we don’t. As it is we live with endless circle walking (like this ep) and filler. 

No, they really don’t. Ratings confirm as much. 

Oh and now, apparently, we end with Sabrina is literally the baby jeebus

[the-fiction-witch]

NSFW 100 Paul

1. What's the dirtiest thought you've ever had about a total stranger? About a stranger? Ohh I don't know? Maybe that time I thought about having sex with that girl with the huge boobs in the bus but that was years ago.

2. Do you prefer sex at night, in the morning, mid-afternoon, or NOW? I like morning sex, theses something sweet and cuddly about it

3. What's your favourite way to be seduced? It's gonna sound weird but like pet me, like run your hands down my arm, or my neck, or stoke my chest or my hips or something just literally touch me and I uhhh I am good.

4. What's the dirtiest fantasy you've had at work? At work? What are we counting as work? Because I don't really think about much other then music.

5. How would you dominate your boss sexually if given the chance? Who are we classing as my boss? Our manager? Ooohh noo no no thank you.

6. What do you do when you get horny in public? Just kinda... Untuck my shirt and use it to cover my pants. And usually notify my girlfriend to uhh help with that.

7. Have you ever masturbated in a public bathroom? No! Have you been in a men's public bathroom. I don't even wanna go in there unless I absolutely have to and even then if I can't just piss in a bush, there usually three blow jobs, a murder, a drug deal and someone with horrific diahrea... I don't wanna step food in there.

8. What's the weirdest thing you've thought about while touching yourself? I don't know I don't really think all that much, I thought about a cup of tea once but to be fair I did just want one when I was finished so...

9. What's the strangest prop you've used to get yourself off? ...... A shower head. Look we have an old rickety shower okay! And when the water comes out the whole head like moves and stuff we had to put an elastic band around it so it actually stayed on the wall it moved around so much and, one night after me and y/n has been, kissing a little in the early dating stages I kinda just held it to my shaft and ... You can imagine what happened

10. Do you remember the first time you felt aroused? Yes! The first time y/n came over in this little blue dress she had always worn fairly high neck dresses and such but uhh this was a uhh well low cut and I saw cleavage and boobs and I uhh yeah I got very very hard.

11. Who gave you your first orgasm? I did! We technically my pillow did, same night after y/n had gone home I uhh yeah kinda just wrapped my legs around the pillow thinking about her and next thing I knew I was cumming. That was an eventful day.

12. Do you remember what that first orgasm felt like? Not at all. All I remember was that it hit like a tone if bricks and I had to bite the pillow so I didn't scream

13. Have you ever had sex with someone whose name you never knew? Not sex. I've got a blow job from someone I didn't know the name off but that was before me and y/n where dating.

14. What's your favourite thing about a quickie?

Hearing her trying to be quiet it's so adorable and cute.

15. What the most sexually daring thing you've ever done?

Sex onna bus! Yeah we where heading home to my flat one night after a gig and we where sat at the back of the bus all alone and I pulled her on my lap and we uhh yeah we had sex.

16. Have you ever fantasized about fucking one of your teachers? No I have not. That's a weird thing to do.

17. Do you ever mentally strip strangers just for kicks? Nope. I do not have the time or the thought capacity

18. And then imagine, in dirty detail, what it would be like to fuck them? Nope. You know who I imagine does thought. John.

19. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?

Yes.... George. John dared us! I got him back I made him show is cock at a gig.

20. What inspires you to make the first move? Ummm Im not sure, usual just the thought comes into my head we have been sitting her a while or kissing a while or whatever so my hands just kinda take that as there sign to uhh do something already.

21. In your opinion, what does it mean to be good in bed? To pleasure your lover.

22. Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend because you just couldn't help yourself? No! I saw the other boys do it and saw how it ruined everything, I love y/n far to much to ever hurt her like that.

23. Have you ever pushed the boundaries of fidelity to the brink and then retreated just for the rush? No!

24. Do you have a go-to masturbation fantasy? Y/n climbing out my shower wrapped up in her little towel, dripping wet, coming into my bedroom putting my shirt on and nothing else and getting all cosy in my bed and maybe playing with herself a little... But I'm usually done by then

25. What kind of porn turns you on? I don't mind some of the magazines, not the ones where there like fully naked I like the little linguee and long shirts kinda magazines

26. Have you ever had sex with your eyes closed? Many times, not on purpose I just get overexcited and shut my eyes

27. Have you ever blindfolded or handcuffed your partner? No, but... If y/n would like to I have no issue with that.

28. Does naughty talk get you aroused?

Yes... 29. Are you sure about that, my dirty little forest nymph of a sex god?

Never sure my sexy babydoll

30. What's the dirtiest thing someone's ever said to you during sex?

I don't know honestly she doesn't talk all that much

31. Have you ever watched another couple get it on without them knowing?

No!

32. Have you ever watched another couple have sex with their permission?

No! What is with the pervy questions!

33. How would you respond if a couple approached you to be their "third"?

No thank you I have a beautiful girlfriend and I am very content with her

34. What's the most flattering thing someone's said about your naked body?

So beautiful, so sexy, I want you inside me now!

Yeah we both went a little nuts that day

35. When's the last time you had a vivid sex dream?

Like three weeks ago, I don't sex dream all that much maybe were having to much sex to make me horny in my dreams?

36. What do you think an orgy would be like?

Hot, sweaty and gross, no thank you

37. Have you ever propositioned a total stranger?

A couple of times usually egged on by john, but the most that ever came out of it was a blow job

38. What does your ideal one-night stand look like?

A nice sexy time, maybe a spoony cuddle, a cup of tea and then off home

39. How long does it take you to get yourself off, on average?

Myself about twenty minutes but I don't usually count when I'm with y/n

40. What's the weirdest thing that turns you on?

Seeing her in my clothes... That does things to me that I can't explain but it's so hot! My shirts, my boxers, ummm she looks so good!

41. Have you ever had a naughty dream about a close friend or family member?

I guess y/n counts before we where together as she was one of my best friends

42. Have you ever woken up humping your pillow?

Yes. Many times.

43. When's the last time you orgasmed in your sleep?

Years ago. I don't do that anymore now I just wait till I see y/n luckily she usually right in bed with me

44. What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you while hooking up?

John walked in on us during a uhh delicate time, as I was literally about to fucking cum! And now he knows to fucking knock!

45. Do you like touching yourself in front of the people you sleep with?

Many times y/n likes to watch me sometimes, and she likes to call me up and listen to me while I listen to her

46. What's the dirtiest text you've ever sent or received?

Well she once handed me a note that said "My house tonight parents are out x p.s being by favorite toy please xxx" ummm just thinking about it makes me hard.

47. Do you prefer professional or amateur porn?

Amateur!

48. What's your favourite blowjob technique?

Uhhhh suck I guess I don't know if you have it in your mouth I'm happy

49. If you had to pick, would you be a dominatrix or a submissive?

I think I am... Submissive. Just a little bit, maybe a lot

50. Is there anything you won't do in bed?

Anything with anal can fuck off on me or her

51. What's your dirtiest sexual fantasy?

Y/n coming in the room in my shirt pulling me around by my tie, tieing me to the bed and ummmm letting her do whatever she wants to me and I'd be bad just so she'd spank me.

52. How many people have you slept with?

Uhhh I think two. Maybe three? But I think two.

53. Where's the weirdest place you've had sex?

On john's apartments kitchen counter, he and the other guys went out to get take out for dinner and uhh we may have had sex on his counter top... Sorry John.

54. What's your favourite part of Y/n's body?

Her boobs. Or her hips I like both

55. Have you ever had anal sex?

Yes and it can fuck the hell off! I do not get what guys love about it so much it was had for me bad for her, the only time it was tolerable was when it was me! Ohh... I don't think I should have said that.

56. If you could choose what Y/n was wearing right now, what would you choose?

My blue boxer shorts and my red button down... Ummm with half the buttons undone

57. Where on your body is your favourite place to be touched?

My chest, I like when she pets me there.

58. If you could have sex anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Our bed of course?

59. When did you first had sex?

Ohh it was a terrible night, bent her over a bench in the park, the boys could hear us it was a weird time and I didn't enjoy much of it at all as I really liked y/n and this was just some pub girl named alice then but after it I got some courage and asked y/n out and we've been happy ever since

60. What's the best sex you've ever had?

The first time we did it in my apartment, we could be loud, we could take as long as we wanted, we could be kinky, we didn't have any worries and it was amazing!!

61. What's your favourite position?

I like to be ridden. But what boy doesn't?

62. Have you ever been caught having sex?

Yes, many times, john, my dad, her mum, all of my band, we get caught alot

63. Do you watch porn? I look at magazines

64. What kind of porn do you watch?

Magazines

65. How often do you masturbate?

Before y/n and I where dating actually even we where dating, before we became sexual in our relationship, twice a day at least now... I don't I literally haven't for over a month y/n takes care of me now

66. Name a sex position you'd like to try?

I wanna try reverse cowgirl so badly!!

67. Do you prefer to give or receive?

Give! I like hearing her gasp and moan for me

68. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

Yes! It was fun I wanna go again but it's really really cold.

69. What's the most sex you've had in a day?

Ten I believe is the record.

70. Are you loud or quiet during sex?

Loud, we are not a quiet couple

71. Have you ever tried using food during foreplay?

Yes! We used honey my god it was so sticky never again!

72. What's the first thing that sexually attracts you to someone?

Personality, the boobs.

73. Would you say you have any fetishes?

I like to be spanked. And tied up.

74. When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone/would go?

She has tied me up, and she spanked me sometimes, and... We may have done anal on me but that's it

75. What's your favourite toy?

Either the shower head or... Y/ns little spanking paddle she keeps at mine

76. Do you ever read erotic fiction?

No, but that sounds fun

77. Have you joined the mile high club?

No but I shall one day I vow to do so!

78. Do you think you could take off Y/n underwear with no hands?

I know I can I have done it many times I use my teeth and my tongue

79. Would you say you're kinky?

I don't think I am that kinky but y/n is and I just allow her to do whatever she wants to me

80. Do you enjoy shower sex?

Yes!! It's so good, so warm, and wet and the shower is good too, plus we get to use the shower head on each other fucking hell she sqeauls!

81. Where's the weirdest place you've ever masturbated?

Under the table at the school library, I couldn't stop thinking about y/n and yeah I uhh did that

82. Do you like to be spanked?

Yes... but only when I've been a bad boy

83. Have you ever fantasised about someone else during sex?

Once, the first time, I imagined she was y/n

84. If y/n caught you masturbating, would you stop or would you finish?

I would do whatever she asked me too but I know she'd likely wanna watch me finish for her

85. Have you ever had an inappropriate crush?

Not really, y/n was pretty normal a crush so no.

86. Have you ever cried or fallen asleep during sex?

I have cried many times,

87. Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex?

I like it but it tends to make me louder and more needy

88. Do you like to kiss during sex?

Very much, the more kisses the better

89. Do you get tired after sex?

I do, usually I cuddle up to y/n and give her a kiss and we fall asleep in each other's arms

90. How many positions do you think you've tried?

Uhh not all that many four I would say as a guess

91. What's the longest you've ever gone without sex

I guess about a week, if we are not counting before time

92. How high is your sex drive?

Medium, y/n has a higher drive then I do

93. What's a surefire way to turn you on?

Rub your hand across my neck as we kiss and all the way down till your rubbing my cock, fuck it makes me hard!

94. Sex with lights on or lights off?

On! I wanna see what's going on

95. Do you like dirty talk?

I like when she calls me a bad boy, especially if she is also rubbing on my cock or spanking me at the same time the dirty talk adds to it

96. Do you prefer one night stands or longer-term sexual partners?

Long term

97. Do you prefer to be on top or bottom?

Bottom!

98.Rough or romantic?

Romantic

99. Quickie or marathon session?

Marathon! I wanna go for hours and hours!

100. What's the best thing about our sex life?

Awww, that we have complete faith in one another I don't worry about you while I'm gone and you know you don't have to worry about me, so when we get together again I get to have my perfectly smutty girly that I love ever so much, that and it's fun when the boys ask where I get my brusies from and I get to say there hikis from my sexy girlfriend, even if they are in usually places.

[spnreactions]

15x19: Inherit the Earth

Alright guys. 

It’s time. 

The unofficial finale. 

The season finale that ties up a lot of loose ends before we hit the official series finale. 

Oh god I’m so scared. 

But I’m also sooo excited. 

AHHH!

Okay. Let’s just do this. 

Oh. Hey Amara. 

AHHH! My baby. :’( :’( 

OPE! Looks like God’s book is gonna come into play. 

GEE THANKS FOR SHOWING ME THAT AGAIN AHHH!!! :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( 

“Now”

...f**k. This really is Infinity War...

My Mom: Oh look. It’s the pandemic. 

...wow. 

Everyone. 

...

...who’s gonna ask it? 

Which one of them is gonna ask about Cas? 

I bet it’s gonna be Jack.

Awww Sam...this wasn’t your fault. 

Yep. Called it. 

:’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( 

The reactions to that oh my god. Dean really is trying too hard to be the strong one here, but Jensen is doing a really good job of playing the hurt and the pain subtly enough to know it’s there. 

And Jack... :’( :’( :’( My poor baby. I didn’t expect anything less, but god it hurts... :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( 

AHHHH!! WHY DID WE HAVE TO LOSE CAS??!! 

Sam’s face too. :’( :’( :’( 

The way they’re both tearing up. 

God...I hate it. :’( :’( :’( :’( 

Sam’s trying. He’s so desperate. 

JODY! NOOOOOOO!!!!! :’( :’( :’( :’( 

THERE BETTER BE A WAY TO GET EVERYONE BACK!!

:’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( 

I kind of wanted a little more from that moment between Dean and Jack, but I guess I don’t know what else would happen. Dean is upset, and Jack is upset, and Dean’s just trying his best, but it’s hard for him too, so I guess that makes sense. God my poor boys. :’( :’( :’( 

Wow. That shot. 

UGGGGH! SCREW YOU CHUCK!!! (But also that zoom-out was really cool.) 

...wow. 

...ouch.... (I mean, he’s not wrong, but ouch.) 

IT SURE LOOKS THAT WAY DOESN’T IT! 

I thought he was gonna say “the kid” there oops lol. Saying “Jack” is better anyways. 

MY POOR BABY AHHH!!! NOOO!!! :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( 

OKAY WTF??!!!

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT??!! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BABY??!!! :’( :’( :’( 

Dean did you just...get a beer? (Oh who am I kidding? Of course he did.) 

Sam no. Stop. This isn’t your fault. :’( :’( 

Sam noooo. What you did was right. 

Sam... :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( 

My Mom: SAM! Don’t yell at him! 

God. You know it’s bad when Dean and Jack are the positive ones and Sam is the one giving up... :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( 

Come on Sam. You guys are Winchesters. Winchesters never give up. 

I really like the cinematography in this. There are so many panning shots and it’s really cool for the style and story of the episode and everything. 

EWWWW!!! SCREW YOU!!!!

Ugh. Rob Benedict is so good at his acting as Chuck, but man, I really hate Chuck. 

Wait, REALLY?! There has to be a catch here right? They wouldn’t just do that. 

AWWW!! DEAN!!! :’( :’( <3 <3 <3 <3 

...wow. 

I guess they are giving up. 

HEY! 

UGH! COME ON CHUCK!!! 

SCREW YOU!!!!

I mean, that was bound to happen.

BUT SCREW YOU!!!!

HEY! 

Jack is NOT a lap dog, you jerk. 

...that is SOOO not cool. 

As if the Winchesters need any more eternal suffering and shame...Jesus Christ. 

SCREW! YOU! CHUCK!!! 

Ahh...this montage of all of them grieving. :’( :’( :’( 

That was a really great shot of Jack, by the way. <3 <3 

But also :’( :’( :’( :’( 

Poor Dean, on the floor with his alcohol.... :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( 

...no you don’t. 

...ope. 

Jack’s...hearing something? Sensing something?

Ah. Sensing something. 

HA! 

HEY! PROMO LINE!!! 

....wait. That’s a good point. I guess because he, like, is still a nephilim, right? 

DOGGO!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

IT’S THE DOGGO FROM THE PROMO!!! <3 <3 <3 

“Miracle.” <3 <3 <3 

He’s just so happy to see somebody else alive oh my gosh. <3 <3 

Also, I saw something before talking about the promo and saying that it would be really out of character for Dean to like a dog in this episode, but, like, really? I mean, what about Dog Dean Afternoon where he finally found an appreciation--even a love--for dogs? I think it makes perfect sense. Especially since he’s so desperate to just...have something to hold onto again, to have somebody to save. The dog makes perfect sense. <3 

Awww!! SEE??!! IT GIVES HIM HOPE!! 

HA! Dean OMG!! XD XD 

Sam’s surprise is hilarious. XD XD 

Oh Dean... 

HA! DEAN I LOVE YOU!! 

SEE?! THAT is what we call CHARACTER GROWTH PEOPLE!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 

My mom said “good boy” to our dog at the same time Dean said “good boy” to their new dog lol. 

AWWW!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

NO!!!

My Mom: SERIOUSLY?! NOT COOL!! 

ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME CHUCK??!!! 

ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW??!!! 

THAT WAS SO UNNECESSARY CHUCK WTF??!! 

JERK!!! YOU F***ING SUCK CHUCK!!! 

THAT WAS JUST UNCOOL ON SO MANY LEVELS UGH!!!! 

My Mom: That is messed up. 

UGH!! 

Stupid Chuck. Go die in a hole already. 

...okay. Okay. 

“I have no idea what we’re walking into.” To reiterate, what else is new? 

I bet it’s Michael. 

My Mom: They’re walking...very slowly. Me: Well, yeah. They’re being cautious. My Mom: But they need to hurry up. The suspense is killing me. (XD XD XD)

...okay I see her point. 

Heeeey Michael. 

...Jack looks...mad, for some reason. 

Not gonna lie, I was 100% expecting to see wings there. Kind of disappointed that I didn’t get them. 

HA! He would. 

Awww...too bad. (Not gonna lie, though, my mom and I never really liked Adam. But! We do really like Jake Abel as Michael. He does a great job.) 

UGH. Poor boys... :’( :’( :’( 

“Amazingly”

...come again? 

OH! 

...welp. 

That’s awkward. 

“All caring” HA! I actually laughed out loud when he said that, because yeah no. 

...you could almost say...he’s “Daddy’s blunt little instrument”.... (...and now I made myself cry ugh.) 

Oh. THAT’S why Jack’s mad. 

Oh thank god! Now we have another powerful being on our side!! 

Oh hey! It’s that scene from the promo photos! 

...yeah there’s no way it’s that easy. 

That’d be nice. 

But there’s no way. 

Yep. Not that easy. 

Welp...shoot. That would’ve been nice. 

GUYS!!! IT’S THE SCENE!!! FROM THE PROMO PHOTOS!!

....awww...boys. :’( :’( 

UMMM

Yeah no. I don’t buy it. It’s a trick. 

OH MY GOD THE WAY HE JUST BOOKS IT AHHHH!!!! :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( 

FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE SAYING DEAN DOESN’T RECIPROCATE, LOOK AT THIS!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

There’s no way it’s really Cas. 

But god, the way he runs to him. :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( 

It’s probably Chuck though. 

WHOA! 

UMMM!!

WELL! 

THAT WASN’T WHO I WAS EXPECTING AT ALL! 

But OKAY THEN!! I’M EXCITED! 

I LOVE HIIM!!

WELCOME BACK MARK!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 

My Mom: I LOVE HIM! So excited!! <3 <3 (Yeah we’re definitely related. XD)

Also! 

Dean’s FACE when he saw that it was Luci. XD XD XD 

Now THAT is a highlight of this episode. XD XD 

Jensen you dork. XD XD <3 <3 <3 <3 

Anyways. 

HAHA I LOVE HIM!! XD <3 <3 

“As you guys know” XD XD 

OMG I LOVE HIM!! XD XD <3 <3 <3 

I mean, yeah, I wouldn’t trust him either. 

But also, I love him. XD <3 

....?? 

Huh. 

This is...interesting. 

HA!

OH! I see what he’s doing! 

New Death! 

Smaaaart Luci! 

...what if she hates them just as much as Billie? 

...did Dean just hide behind Sam? 

Oh no he crossed over okay lol. That makes a lot more sense. XD XD 

OPE! 

Frick. 

LUCI OMG!! XD XD <3 <3 

“And that...whatever that is.” XD XD 

HA! 

I like her. XD <3 <3 

I love how she’s talking in the third person now like they’re children. XD XD 

They’re just...a little surprised, okay? Don’t be too hard on them. 

...uh oh. 

I don’t trust that AT ALL, but okay...

My baby is monitoring Luci so closely I love him. <3 

OOOF. This is gonna be rough. 

“Mikey” XD XD <3 <3 

HA! 

The way Sam and Dean both react to the “humanity”. XD XD They were just like “excuse you?” XD 

“Asshats”?? XD XD 

“Of course I’m sure. I’m Death.” “You’ve been Death for an hour.” XD XD

...there’s a catch. There’s no way. That’s too easy. 

...yep. There it is. 

DANGAT LUCI! 

But I liiiiked you. 

Oh FRICK! 

Yeah okay. That makes a LOT more sense. 

...ouch. 

FRICK! 

Okay Jack! It’s up to you! 

Yeah he would never, so shut your face Luci. 

He says no. 

HA! XD XD 

...huh. 

Well. 

That was quick. 

Is there another catch? Cause Luci wasn’t back for very long... 

...why is Jack being so weird?? 

Like, I love my baby to death, and I definitely trust him, but he’s being soooo weird...

...a...a battle? Michael, chill. That was barely a scuffle. 

Yeah, so instead he sent Lucifer to TRICK CALL DEAN WITH CAS’S VOICE!!! SO NOT COOL LUCI!!! SO! NOT! COOL!!!! 

...you totally did don’t even. 

God. All these angels with their daddy issues. 

All these panning shots again. I love them. 

Like, dude, the camera didn’t change at all. That was awesome. <3 

...huh. 

...again, too easy. There has to be a catch. There has to be. 

But also, I really love how they did that, bouncing back in forth between them getting to the special place and Sam talking about the plan. Cool storytelling. 

Summon something unstoppable to fight him...well that just sounds like another problem, doesn’t it?? 

My Mom: That’s a really pretty special place. (She’s not wrong.)

...I’m waiting for the catch. 

I’m waiting very nervously for the catch. 

My Mom: Whoa. 

...it didn’t work?? 

...frick. 

FRICK!!! 

DANGAT!!! 

SEIROUSLY??!!

UGH!!! FREAKING SCREW YOU MICHAEL!!! 

WHATEVER!!! Jerk. 

Ha! 

Saw that coming. 

UMMMM

UMMMMMMMMM

Okay that’s terrifying. 

No likey. 

My Mom: Ouch. Me: Yeah no kidding. 

Bye Michael. You deserved it for betraying us. 

LEAVE THEM ALONE!! 

...ouch. That hurts, because THE SHOW IS OVER! :’( :’( 

HA! YES SAM! 

DANGAT!!

COME ON JACK!!

Jack is bound to pivotal in this somehow...

COME ON JACK! 

HA! 

Okay, I shouldn’t be laughing, but I wanna talk about this for a second and why I laughed. One of the reasons my dad stopped watching this show is because he hated that they kept falling into the trope of bringing the big bads down to a fist-fight so that the boys have a chance. But let me tell you: it makes perfect sense right here. Chuck has the high ground. He has all the power, and he is just reveling in it. He knows (or rather, thinks, because I have faith that they’ll get out of this somehow) that he has them, and that they’re his, and he wants to take the time to truly make them suffer. Killing them quickly is too easy. It ruins the fun for him. But this? This is toying with them. It’s exactly what he wants. And it’s perfect. 

Come on boys! Stand your ground! You can do this! 

... 

:’( :’( :’( 

OW! 

My mom and I are both just cringing and turning away, because OW! 

SCREW YOU CHUCK! 

Come on boys. You can do this. 

THEY WON’T! 

OUR BOYS NEVER STAY DOWN! 

YES BOYS!! YOU GOT THIS!!! <3 <3 <3 

THEY JUST KEEP TAKING IT!! THEY KEEP GETTING BACK UP!!! I LOVE THEM!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

THEY WON’T EVER GIVE UP YOU JERK!! 

OH MY GOD!!! THAT SHOT!!! SAM HELPING DEAN UP!! THEM HELPING EACH OTHER STAND!!! THAT is a BEAUTIFUL MOMENT PEOPLE!!! OH MY GOD!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 

They’re SMILING!!! I LOVE IT!!! 

JACK!!! IT’S JACK!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 

YES BABY!!! GET HIM!!!! 

“Hey Jack” THE WAY HE SAYS THAT ALL CAUTIOUS HA!! I LOVE IT!!! 

YOU BETTER BE SCARED! 

DUDE!!!!!

DUDE DUDE DUDE!!!! 

HE IS POWERED UP!!!! 

THAT’S MY BABY!!!! 

YES!!!! 

YES BABY!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

THAT’S MY BOY!!!! <3 <3 <3 

OH MY GOD YES!!!

THAT! WAS! AWESOME!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

I don’t even know how, but WOW!!! THAT WAS SO COOL!!!! 

HECK YEAH WE DID!! 

...wait...what? 

It’s...it’s empty? Cause...only Death can read it, right? 

YES BOYS!!! 

OH MY GOD YES!!!! 

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! 

HA! I LOVE IT!!! 

I LOVE THE WAY THEY’RE DOING THIS OH MY GOD!!!! 

THIS IS OUR BOYS!!! 

OH!!

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!!! 

Of COURSE Sam and Dean knew!! Because they WOULD KNOW!!! 

DUDE!!! THAT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER!!!! 

OH MY GOD YES!!!! 

THIS IS SO AWESOME!!! THESE BOYS!!! MY BABY!!! OH MY GOD!!! I LOVE IT!!! 

My Mom: JACK!!! <3 <3 <3 This! Is! Awesome!

THAT is a Winchester ending. Like no other. <3 <3 <3 <3 

HA! SCREW YOU YOU JERK!! 

They are 100% going to let him live. 

Because he wants to die. 

So they’re not gonna let him. 

HA!! I KNEW IT!! 

THAT’S OUR BOYS!!! 

THAT! IS SO PERFECT!! 

POETIC JUSTICE PEOPLE!! 

OH MY GOD!!! 

GUYS!!!

“That’s not who I am.” 

After Chuck just called him the ultimate killer, he knows he isn’t. 

BECAUSE OF CAS!! 

GUYS!!! 

HE TOOK CAS’S WORDS TO HEART OH MY GOD!!!

YES!!!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!! 

THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!  THANK YOU CAS!!! 

CHARACTER!! GROWTH!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

“It’s not his power anymore.” YAAAAAS BABY!!! <3 <3 

JACK REALLY IS OUR NEW GOD AHHH!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

HA! 

THAT is the BEST!!! 

YES!!!

THAT is EXACTLY what you deserve, Chuck! 

THIS! IS! PERFECT!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 

BEAUTIFUL RESOLUTION SPN!!! SO GOOD!!!! 

Oh man, that music. The camera work. EVERYTHING!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 

HE’S SO DESPERATE OH MY GOD YES!!!! 

YOU DESERVE IT CHUCK!!! YOU DESERVE IT YOU JERK!!! 

YES BOYS!!! I’M SO PROUD!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

Guys OH MY GOD!! 

There are 15 minutes left still ahhhh I need this commercial to end so I can see the final resolution of this episode. 

WE BAAAAACK!! 

So...Jack can fix all of this now, right?? 

HIS LITTLE SMILE OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

HE DIIIIID IT!!!! 

MY BABY!!! I’M SO PROUD!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

HIS LITTLE SMILE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING!!! :’) :’) :’) :’) :’) <3 <3 <3 <3 

AND THIS SONG!! IT’S SO PERFECT FOR THIS SCENE!!

THE DOGGO!!! <3 <3 <3 

JACK’S EXTRA LITTLE SMILE FOR THE DOGGO OMG!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

safkl;jdsklfsajd THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 

Awww Dean! <3 

Awww....

...he isn’t, is he? 

... :( 

AWWW!!!

“I’m me.” <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 :’) :’) :’) :’) :’) :’) 

JUST LIKE WHAT HE SAID IN JIM’S GEMS!! 

OH MY GOD AHHH!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

I’M CRYING OH MY GODDDDDD!!! :’) :’) :’) :’) :’) :’) <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

HE’S SO WISE AHHH!! I LOVE HIM!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

FAKJLA:DJKFD OH MY GOD AHHHH!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

“I learned from you...and my mother...and Castiel..that when people have to be their best, they can be.” YEAH HI THAT’S IT!!! I’M DONE!!! I’M LOST!! ALL THE TEARS!!! 

“And that’s what to believe in.” <3 <3 <3 <3 

THIS IS SO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL OMG!!! THIS IS SUCH A PERFECT ENDING FOR MY BABY I’M SO PROUD AHHH!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 

AND THIS IS SUCH A BITTERSWEET GOODBYE, but MAN, I LOVE IT!!! 

BECAUSE IT ISN’T REALLY GOODBYE!!

BECAUSE HE’LL ALWAYS BE THERE!!! 

AND HE KNOWS HOW TO PROTECT THE WORLD BECAUSE OF HIS DADS (AND KELLY)!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

OH MY GOD I’M CRYING ALL OF THE HAPPY TEARS RIGHT NOW THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

My Mom: OMG THIS IS SO GOOD!! <3 <3 

HE JUST TOUCHED HIS HEART I’M GONNA LOSE MY SH** OH MY GODDDDDD!!! :’) :’) :’) <3 <3 <3 <3 

HIS LITTLE GOODBYE!!! JUST LIKE HIS LITTLE HELLO!!! THIS IS SO PERFECT OH MY FREAKING GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

“See ya Jack.” <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

OMG THIS SHOT WAS IN THE “Carry On” PROMO!!! 

“To everyone that we lost along the way.” :’( :’( :’( :’) :’) :’) <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

I’M CRYING OH MY GOD THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!

THEY’RE FINALLY FREE!!! 

THEY’RE FINALLY FREE!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

THAT LITTLE WAY DEAN GRABS SAM BEFORE THEY WALK OFF AHHHH!!! <3 <3 <3 

THEIR NAMES ARE ON THE TABLE HOLY FRICK!!!

CAS AND JACK’S NAMES ARE ON THE TABLE GUYS I JUST LOST ALL FUNCTIONALITY OH MY GOD!!!!! :’) :’) :’) :’) :’) :’) :’) <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

THEY’RE DRIVING OFF!!! <3 <3 <3

OH MY GOD WHAT??!! 

THEY’RE ACTUALLY. MONTAGING US RIGHT NOW HOLY FRICK!!! 

GUYS THIS FEELS SO FINAL WHAT COULD NEXT WEEK EVEN BRING OH MY GODDDD!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

THIS SONG TOO!!! GUYS OH MY GOD MY TEARS ARE JUST FALLING EVEN MORE!!! :’) :’) :’) :’) :’) :’) :’) :’) :’) :’) <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

THEY WERE SO LITTLE OH MY GOD!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

JESS!!

BELA!

DEATH! 

BECKY!

DONNA!

ALL OF THESE OLD CHARACTERS!!!! AHHHHH!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

CHARLIE!! 

KEVIN!!!

THE WAY THEY’RE DOING THIS OH MY GOD I’M LOSING MY MIND!!! 

KELLY!!

THE DRIVING SCENE!!!!

ALL OF THESE SCENES OH MY GOD MY MOM AND I ARE JUST FULL-ON SOBBING RIGHT NOW!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

BOBBY!!

PAMELA!!

ELLEN!!!

CAS AND DEAN!! <3 <3 <3 

JODY! 

RUFUS! 

GARTH! 

MISSOURI!

GABRIEL! 

ROWENA!

EILEEN!

THIS ROLE CALL!!! GUYS!!! THIS WAS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING AT ALL OMG THIS FEELS SO FINAL!!!! 

JO!

LUCI! 

KETCH! 

LEBANON!! <3 <3 <3 

THAT BULL SCENE!! 

FAN FICTION!!! <3 <3 <3 

MEG! 

CROWLEY! 

MICK!! 

BELPHEGOR!! 

WAYWARD SISTERS!! <3 <3 <3 

TEAM FREE WILL 2.0!!! THEIR LAST SCENES OF THE MONTAGE WERE OF TEAM FREE WILL 2.0!!! I LOVE IT!!! 

AND THAT ENDING SCENE!!! THE IMPALA!!!

“We got work to do.” 

GUYS!!! GUYS!!! GUYS!!!

COULD THAT HAVE BEEN ANY BETTER OH MY GOD!!! 

I LOVED IT!!! 

I LOVED IT I LOVED IT I LOVED IT!!! 

GUYS I MORE OR LESS CAN JUST JUMP RIGHT INTO THIS BECAUSE I’M ACTUALLY HAPPY CRYING NOT EVEN SAD CRYING OMG!!! 

I! LOVED! THIS! EPISODE!! 

THIS! WAS! SO! GOOD!! IT WAS PERFECT!! I HONESTLY DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW NEXT WEEK IS GONNA LOOK NOW!! That felt SOOO final, and I honestly wasn’t expecting that! 

I mean, I knew that this episode was intended to be the season finale, with next week being the series finale, but guys...that felt so final oh my god. And it was SO! GOOD!!! I FREAKING LOVED IT!! 

So, as I often do, I scrolled through Tumblr and other various social media posts to see what people thought, and I was so surprised to see that so many people didn’t like it! While I admit that the episode had a couple little flaws, and while there are still a couple of pieces missing, guys...there’s still one episode left. They can tie up the final loose ends (Cas and Eileen being the two big ones there) then. 

And for a “season finale”?? This. Was. BEAUTIFUL!! The way they tied up Chuck’s storyline was SUCH a Winchester thing, and it was beautiful. And Jack?? BECOMING THE NEW GOD AFTER ALL?! PERFECT! And the way they said goodbye?? STELLAR!! 

AND THEN THE MONTAGE??!! You can’t POSSIBLY tell me that that wasn’t the BEST THING EVER and didn’t make you cry and feel so happy and content!!! BECAUSE IT WAS PERFECT!! 

There was SOOO much about this episode to LOVE, and so much to break down, so the rest of this analysis is gonna be so freaking long, but gosh darnat, I’m ready. 

Okay, I’ll start out with the (very few) negatives so I can end with the amazing positives, though, frankly, I’m ‘bout to combat most of those negatives, because guys, this was too perfect. Don’t even with me. 

So, actually, when I’m focusing just on my own opinion here, the only, only thing that I didn’t really like about the episode was that they randomly brought back Lucifer only to kill him right away again. I get why they did it, but it’s not my favorite plot point. I had the same problem when they did it with Gabriel back in Season 13. If you’re not actually gonna keep them, then don’t bother bringing them back. Find something else. 

That said, I was really happy to see Lucifer, and it made me so happy to see Mark Pellegrino on the screen again. So, in the end, it was worth it, especially with EVERYTHING ELSE they did in return! <3 <3 

Alright. Now I want to address my thoughts on some of the things other people didn’t like about the episode.

First of all, yes, there was not a ton of talk about Cas’s death. But here’s the thing: we didn’t need it. Character-wise, and story-wise, a ton of talk about it wouldn’t make sense. Dean is emotionally stunted. He isn’t going to outwardly react here. In fact, it was pretty obvious that he was trying to be the strong one, but the fact that he couldn’t even try to comfort Jack other than an “I’m sorry” just proves how much he was really struggling inside. Plus, his binge-drinking later just furthers that. Ever heard of show not tell? We don’t need to sit there and listen to them talk about Cas’s death, because we can see how much it’s affecting them--especially Dean and Jack. 

Jack is heartbroken. From the second Dean tells him, we see how much he’s hurting, and it doesn’t go away--not even at the end. Even when he says goodbye, and everyone’s (theoretically) happy, the second he says Cas’s name, his voice breaks a little (more on that ending later). It’s so sad, but so beautiful. 

And Dean? I mean, come on people. The drinking and everything about his face is our first sign. Plus, when he and Sam went to Chuck to make a deal, Dean specifically emphasized that he needed Cas back in order for this deal to go off--and the emotion in his voice when he said it was beautiful. Plus, on top of all of that, there was that scene. You know, the one where he thinks it’s Cas, when there is no way it could be Cas, but he’s so desperate for it to be Cas that he loses all sense of logic and books it up the stairs?? THAT SCENE? Yeah. I’d say he’s pretty heartbroken, and lost, and confused without Cas. PLUS, he actually listened to every word that Cas said to him. Because, after Chuck tried to tell him that all he was was a killer? HE! SAID! NO! And that was because of Cas. 

And THEN, on top of all of that, THEY PUT CASTIEL ON THE TABLE!! (Side note: I’m pretty sure the fandom has collectively decided that the only reason it said “Castiel” is because the writers didn’t want to end on a “Cas” vs “Cass” debate, and I freaking love that, because I agree. XD) There would’ve been no better way to honor his death without bringing him back (more on that later). I! FREAKING! LOVED! IT! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

Alright. Now, let’s break down that ending, positives, negatives, and everything in between. 

Let me start by saying--and I cannot say this enough--I LOVED this ending. LOVED! IT! I thought it was a perfect end for Chuck, for Jack, for the boys--everyone. It was so beautiful and well-thought out, and the way they portrayed it was extra special. I thought it was amazing. 

Now, before I talk about what I loved about that ending, let me address the haters. And, be warned, I know I’m gonna get a little defensive here, but just remember: all of you are entitled to your opinions, and that’s totally fine. These are just my own thoughts--even if some of them might come off a little harsh--because I really do appreciate what the show did with this episode, whether other people do or not. And yes, I know Bucklemming wrote it, and they’re nobody’s favorite, but honestly, I thought they did really well with this one. It was AWESOME. 

For starters, we don’t know that the boys didn’t check in on all of their friends. We really can’t assume that. We went from the boys being in the middle of whatever town they were in (there were so many locations...I kind of lost track of where they ended up at the end...was it still Minnesota?) to them being in the Bunker. We have no idea what happened on the ride back, and my guess is probably that they did exactly that--checked in on everyone. Sam probably called Jody and Donna and Bobby and Charlie and all of them to make sure they were back and okay, because you’re right. They would. And they probably did. But the thing is, we didn’t need to see that, because we can assume that. Jack brought everybody back. Why do we have any reason to think that the boys’ closest friends and family wouldn’t be part of that list? They disappeared, and Jack brought back the people that disappeared. It makes sense to me. 

Second of all, Cas. Look, Destielers. I ship it too, okay? I do. How much I ship it depends on the day, but I do ship it. And I’m gonna say it, and you’re all going to hate me, but I am okay that Dean didn’t immediately ask Jack to bring Cas back because I think it works. I’m gonna be honest--I don’t think Cas is coming back. At least, not in the way everyone wants him to, and I think that’s good. I mean, the whole point of that scene was that Cas was sacrificing himself so Dean could live a life. It’s exactly what Jack was gonna do for Sam and Dean in 15x17, but the difference is that Jack was doing it out of guilt (and love, but mostly guilt). Cas was doing it completely and utterly out love. Sacrificing himself in the way he did led to everything that happened in this episode. It meant Sam and Dean being together to make the plan that let Jack become God. It meant letting the rest of his family live so that they could save the world. And guys...that sacrifice is amazing. Put the Destiel in it, take the Destiel out of it, do whatever, but that is exactly what Cas’s character has always been about. He’s been about protecting humanity and, especially, protecting Dean. And he did exactly that. I know I’m talking a lot about 15x18 right now, but I swear it connects. 

The thing is, if Jack brings Cas back, what does that do? I mean, yes, Dean would get him back, but...Jack isn’t even coming home. He’s God now. He’s protecting the world. And...as sad as it is, he doesn’t need his dads. They taught him so much, and now he’s able to be who is because of that. And Sam and Dean? They’re okay. They’re able to live their lives now. And guys, please don’t hate me, but Cas...doesn’t need to be in the story. His sacrifice was what brought them to where they are, and that is a beautiful thing. And I think Sam and Dean and Jack know that too. I mean, where do you think the “to everyone that we lost along the way” came from? 

Plus, in a much more real sense, think about this. The Empty’s mad at Cas, and the Empty is pretty dang powerful. What happens if Jack brings him back? Don’t you think that would open up a whole new world of problems? Wouldn’t that just put the Empty on our tail again? Yes, the Empty can’t come to Earth, but honestly, I’d be more bothered if they just pulled him back and didn’t address the problems that could cause from the Empty’s perspective. 

Guys. I know it sucks. I miss him too. But story-wise, it actually makes sense, whether we want to believe it or not. And again: we still have one episode left. They’re not just gonna leave it at that. I have faith that Cas is going to come back in some form--maybe not back back, per se, but probably as a memory or, as I mentioned before, maybe even in Dean’s Heaven. Whatever it is, Cas is still going to play a part in those final scenes, because our boys wouldn’t be who they are without him. And the show isn’t going to let him be forgotten. No one is. 

Lastly, those of you who are complaining about it being a bronlies ending...just...stop. XD 

Look. I love Team Free Will. I love Team Free Will 2.0. My favorite character is Jack. I am all for the expansive Winchester family. I love our new characters and our new family. 

But guys...the core of this show still is and always will be the Winchester brothers. Yes, their family got bigger. And yeah, that’s the most special thing ever. But their relationship will always, always be what drives this show. It’s what this show’s been about since Day 1, and even with their extended family, it’s still what this show has always been about--two brothers, saving people and hunting things together. So, yeah, the ending’s gonna be about the bros. Even next week, the ending is probably gonna be the bros. Because that’s what this show is. And it’s not like they forgot about their family. Guys, their names were ON THE TABLE. That right there proves how much of a family they all were. But in the end, it’s still always Sam and Dean. Always. And that’s how it should be. I”m not saying don’t include Cas and Jack. I’m not saying don’t include all of the other characters. For gosh sake, please, include all of the other characters. WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MONTAGE WAS FOR?! But, in the end, the story only wraps when Sam and Dean’s story wraps, because that’s what this story is. And, to reiterate, it isn’t actually over. So. That’s what I have to say to that. 

Now that I have gotten all of that out of the way (holy frick I can’t believe I have more to say--can you imagine how long this is gonna be next week??), let me break down, from my perspective, how BEAUTIFUL that ending was. Piece. By. Piece. 

That entire twist was EPIC. That was the most Winchester ending to ever Winchester. The convolution. The fact that Sam and Dean knew about Jack, and knew about Michael, and used all of it to their advantage was so unbelievably THEM, and I loved it. And on top of that, the fact that Jack wound up being the pivotal turning point in that whole fight was BEAUTIFUL. Chuck’s clear panic and desperation and Jack just LAYING HIM! AMAZING! 

Those last lines between Sam and Dean and Chuck were SO. BEAUTIFULLY. WRITTEN. Chuck wanted a poetic ending--his characters being stronger than him and killing him in the end. But no. Because Sam and Dean and Jack are better than that. And the fact that Dean KNEW THAT, BECAUSE OF CAS?! “That’s not who I am.” Beautiful. And THEN! THIS:

“Then I think it’s the ending where you’re just like us. And like all the other humans you forgot about.” 

“It’s the ending where you grow old, you get sick, and you just die.” 

“And no one cares. And no one remembers you. You’re just...forgotten.” 

Because GUYS! 

THAT. IS. PERFECT.

Not only is that the best justice that Chuck could have possibly received after all of the crap he’s pulled, but think about that last line for a minute. “No one cares. No one remembers you. You’re just forgotten.”

That is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the legacy Sam and Dean will be leaving behind. It’s the exact opposite of the legacy of this show and its characters, because none of them will ever be forgotten. They think they will, but they won’t. That line says so much about this show, and that is absolutely amazing. 

And then, after all of that, everyone comes back because of Sam and Dean and Jack and what they did, and that just furthers that line of legacy even more. 

And oh my gosh. Jack. That proud little smile. The amount of wisdom that he has at freaking three years old--all because of his dads. I mean, let’s just think about that for a second. Jack was born with the entire world convinced that he was going to destroy it. But because of two salty hunters and a fallen angel, he became the new protector of everyone and everything, and he knows how to do it right. BECAUSE OF THEM. He knows how to care, how to treat people, and how to make the world a better place. All. Because. Of. Them. 

And yeah, he didn’t go back home, and it hurts a little bit, knowing that the little family isn’t together anymore. But Jack’s exactly right--they are together, and they always will be. Because they’ll always be in each other’s hearts. Jack won’t ever be far, and Cas will always be there in spirit. Always. 

And Sam and Dean? They’re gonna have each other until the day they die, just as they should. 

And to end all of that with the most beautiful freaking montage I have ever seen. Guys, I thought the Swan Song montage was the best thing in the world. But that? That left it completely behind. “To everyone that we lost along the way.” And, to all the people who are still in our hearts. To show all those characters, to show all those moments, and to show how they all impacted our boys...And then to end it with the boys driving off together towards their new future? Their free future? It. Was. Perfect. 

And, I will say this. Was everything completely wrapped up? No. Was it pretty dang close? Heck yeah. If this had been the official ending, I would’ve been a little disappointed, but it would’ve worked. Obviously, there are definitely a few key character and emotional pieces missing, but that’s why we have next week--one more to try to tie up our last little bits of emotion, and really truly finish out the story. But in all honesty, that was a BEAUTIFUL ending for the season, and I couldn’t have asked for anything better for this episode. 

In the beginning of Season 15, I started getting nervous. I started wondering: what if the ending sucks? I mean, I can name several shows that went on for so long with so many great things and then had a terrible ending that ruined it for fans. I was worried it would happen to Supernatural too. 

But after seeing that semi-ending--after seeing their season finale--I have total faith in them, as I should’ve from the beginning. I know that there’s no way that this ending could be bad. Not when they just delivered that to us. Between the storytelling, the acting, the cinematography, the editing, the music--all of it. It was such a BEAUTIFUL episode, and honestly, it’s already in my top ten. 

Say what you want about Bucklemming. Say what you want about the lack of Destiel. Say what you want about this episode. But to me, this episode was beautiful, and it couldn’t have been a more perfect way to end the Season 15 storyline. 

I am so, so excited to see what they give us next week. It’s going to be amazing. 

My Rating: 30/10

P.S. I...want to react to the 15x20 promo, but...there isn’t really much to react to, because they’re really trying to keep us from knowing what’s gonna happen I guess. So, I’m gonna wait and see if anymore promotional material comes out and then do it all at once. 

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hi so i started playing onmyoji because of you and i wanted to ask if you can give me any tips?? im at level 16 i think im doing well so far but since idk anyone who plays anything would help! sorry for bothering

HEHE YESS ok.. this got rlly long WHOOPS 

so first thing u shld do while ur at a low level is get a mentor.. when i started playing i just fucked around and didnt get a mentor until i was well into lvl 40.. a mentorship is where low lvl (15 to 45 i tihnk..) players can apply for an apprenticeship and level up fast while also getting rewards such as grade darumas and a random ssr once u finish ur apprenticeship.. u can find the mentor application icon in the right side of ur courtyard.. it shld look like this!

while under a mentor u are also lvling up ur friendship which, once it reaches a certain level, it unlocks the co-op feature that u can find by clicking the scroll at the bottom right hand side of ur screen > friends > co-op tab at the bottom right side of the pop up screen... there u can access ur friends powerful shikigami that u can use a limited amount of times daily to beat hard chapters/evo/soul zones, etc etc... if ur looking for a mentor i recently finished an apprenticeship w someone so im free to help out if ur interested ^__^ (my user is @.sneer [all lowercase] if u didnt already know hehe)

join a guild if you havent already! i tihnk it prompts you to join a guild when u first start playing i dont rmbr but a couple things to rmbr.. one. if ur guild has ‘15gq’ ‘100gq’ in its notice, gq means guild quest and u like.. HAVE to do those or else theyll kick u from the guild.. u can find the guild quests by going to ur guild, clikcing the shrine tab on the bottom right, and where it says GROUP QUESTS thats it! usually theyre basic things like submit grade four souls or evo materials but u shld definitely stack up on evo materials and souls so u dont run out.. so if ur guild says 100+gqs.... i wld suggest leaving that guild for a lighter gq guild.. 100+gq guilds are like.. big bad guilds who wanna rank in the top ten soo save urself the trouble.... TWO. ur realm! ur realm comes w ur guild so if ur kicked u cant access ur realm :( i think u already know what ur realm is and what it does so i will just say .. fuse ur low level realm cards.. SAVE UR DRUMS REALM CARDS.. if its a 1*, fuse it but if its 3*+... save that bad boy..

speaking of jade... SAVE IT.. jade and mystery talismans r like GOLD.. theyre rlly easy to get in the beginning of the game but they start getting super scarce when ur lvling up and r completing achievements.. usually when u get ten mystery amulets or 1k jade ur gonna think “oh what if i get an ssr out of this summon ooh” YOU WILL NOT.. this game HATES ur ass it hates u so much it hates ME it hates EVERYONE except lvl 60s who get new ssrs and shit on their first summon... ennieway.. random chance up events r stupid scams but chance up events featuring new shikigami are not... like the one thats going on right now for sp aoandon.. these r good events... random chance up events coming up out of no where is just netease being like ‘buy more jade we want ur money ugly idiot... stupid lmao’.. so yeah hoard ur amulets and jade AH ALSO IN THE MALL go to the mall and go to GENERAL.. youll see a package that says smth like 5 daily jade or smth that costs 666 jade.. BUY THAT itll give u 5 jade daily everyday.. it also stacks up so if ur not online for a couple days u wil be swimming in it baby...

oh god what else... click ur scroll on the bottom right and at the end next to collection youll see a tab that says TEAM.. thats a very useful helpful tab bc if u ever need help or want to join in on someone elses team for loot this is where u go.. when i started playing and i was farming for hiyoribo shards i always went to the system chat and clicked rlly fast on the hiyoribo shard zone hoping i cld get in ... i did that up until i was in my lvl 40s .. ur prbly smarter than me and alreayd know abt this tab but just felt like i needed to mention it just in case.........

SHARDS... if u get enough shards u can form a summoning pact w that shikigami.. demon seals are little side quests that pop up after youve completed a chapter/exploration and they come up randomly with a handful of different shikigami... but you can also access all of the demon seals from the TEAM tab i mentioned above.... demon seals only have a handful of shikigami though not all of them so dont expect to see like ssr demon seals lol also  some of the shikis u can farm from demon seals are VERY good.. ill touch on this later.. DEMON PARADE is another good way to collect shards.. in ur courtyard, click the town sign and the demon parade sign shld be the first thing u see! demon parade, unlike the demon seals, are chance thing, u might get the shards u want or u might not.. its kinda stupid... throwing beans around and shit.. itll give u a lineup of three shiki that u can choose from, if u hit the shiki u picked u get extra shards.. u might see some shiki in the parade w little lanterns over their heads, that just means they give more shards too nothing special

SHIKIGAMI... when ur looking at all of ur rare and sr shikigami ur probably thinking “this sucks these r all USELESS i want ssrs and sps >:(” well akchually... some of the best shiki in the game (for beginners especially) are rares and srs... shouzu (r), kamaitachi (sr), and hiyoribo (sr), are all farmable shikigami u can get from demon seals, if u havent summoned them already! yamausagi, a shiki u will see a LOT, is also a very easily summonable shiki so dont throw her away.. if u have duplicates of the same shiki u can PROMOTE THEM and it will level up one of their skills, just like a skill daruma! (DONT waste ur skill darumas they are soo valuable.. only use them on the shiki u use the most and want to lvl up skills on).. lvling up the skills on ur shiki increases their power and adds perks and makes them over all.. very sexy..

EDIT: added in this list of easy farmable beginners shikigami that u want to keep and build (refer to list BENEATH this one for list of roles)

kujira (sr) support

yamausagi (r) puller

shouzu (r) unique/shield **DEMON SEAL**

hiyoribo (sr) healer/revive **DEMON SEAL**

kusa (r) healer/dps

samurai x (r) cc

momo (sr) healer/revive

ushi no toki (r) unique

kamikui (r) pusher

oitsuki (sr) orbs

komatsu (sr) cc

kamaitachi (sr) puller **DEMON SEAL**

all shikigami have a certain role and its very important u know which shiki is which bc sometimes if u use them wrong u can mess up ur entire team.. here are all of the roles and some shiki examples:

dps: dps stands for ‘damage per second’ but it can also be used as a noun to describe a shikigami that is damage focused (ex. kuro mujou, momiji, hangan, mio)

cc: stands for ‘crowd control’. ccs have the ability to limit the number of enemies actively fighting during an encounter giving u the advantage (ex. enma, yuki onna, yumekui, samurai x)

pusher: pushes the enemies move bar back, giving u the advantage of going first (ex. kamikui)

puller: basically the same thing as pusher. pulls the ally move bar forward (ex. kamaitachi, yamausagi)

shield: shiki that provides a shield of some sort to protect allies without the use of souls (ex. ichimokuren, shiro)

heal: self explanatory (ex. sakura, hana)

revive: healer types with the ability to revive players w a cooldown. not all healers are revives (ex. hiyoribo, momo)

support: self explanatory.. supports allies (ex. miketsu, kujira, bake-kujira)

unique: shiki w unique abilities that cant be placed under labels (ex. hakuzosu, ushi no toki)

orbs: shiki that supply orbs to ur team (ex. aoandon, zashiki, oitsuki)

counter: shiki that counters after an enemy attack (ex. mannendake, vampire)

AND FINALLYYYYYY how to build ur shiki... while doing explorations u get free little souls.. in the beginning this will be ok since ur just starting off but actually each shiki has a perfect soul that makes them work the best.. now there are too many souls for me to actually list so as a parting gift to this entirely too long onmyoji cheat sheet, i will leave u this SHIKIGAMI BUILD GUIDE made by the nura clan.. it lists EVERY shikigami w the perfect soul for them, what role they play, and how to build them.. i touched on their roles a little bit above but i cldnt list everything so heres this.. i use it like everyday when building new shiki its sooo helpful

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1zZoMPfuA1plomt6Kq077Q9CZ3mD_0ThYzF_tIUyf28M/edit#gid=824193257

ANYWAY.. I TIHNK IM DONE.. I HOPE THIS WASNT A COMPLETE UNINTELLIGIBLE MESS... if u need clarification for anything pls ask i feel like i mashed up a bunch of words together and called it a day.. ummmm so yeah :) theres probably..... stuff... i might be missing but if theres smth specific u want to know about JUST ASK!!!!!!!!! im always looking for new omj friends...

[mrpenguinpants]

This isn’t important at all but because of social distancing I have nowhere else to vent my feelings about this game too and my friends have all blocked me.

Man, you ever see someone so beautiful that you know they are going to overrun your life because not to be dramatic, but I will lay my fucking life down for Seox

Like fucking, move over Gilgamesh. I have not touched FGO or BSDTOL because I’ve just been playing gbf 24/7. Literally, its 5am when I’m typing this (mostly because of the new drang and strum event which I will get to later in this essay) 

Btw I have this weird auto-correct on, idk how to turn it off or why it only fixes some words, so if names get mixed up that’s why 

I started this game because I saw Belial being posted 84 times on my twitter and I’m thinking, who is this man and why is he on my dash so many times. Turns out he’s from gbf. like okay seems interesting. turns out it a mobile game. well, buddy lemme level with you I don't have any more phone storage so ripp but oh shit wait I can play this mobile game on my browser??? I've been trying to get FGO on my computer for 84 years (I haven't actually I'm too lazy) okay now I am very very intrigued because playing a mobile game on my browser is apparently a big deal to me

okay play the tutorial seems like an okay game, kinda boring I think after a while but oh wait

they got me where it hurts

the gambling addiction 

and when you first start you get free 10 draws every day for maybe a week? and its like fuckinggg??? my first ssr was melleau (I will treasure her forever) so I was pretty much sold 

I just wanted to peek into the lore then fucking tripped on my ass and fell into the rabbit hole that is lucilius and sandalphon because ummmm sandy is my bread and butter and I hate the fact I didn't get his summer version. literally, I started Feb 25 this year just I was right before the 6th anniversary and the GOD DAMN FUCKING SCRATCHER BULLSHIT but my gacha luck is fucking god tier in that game but my e rank luck sucks all the life out of it so I have a pretty stacked team (let’s ignore the fact that I could have gotten grimnir 2 times on the scratcher but nope more fucking soul berries yay...though I shouldn’t be complaining too much because it gave me cain, Lucio, monika, and someone else?? I don’t remember) but did sandy wanna come home? no of course not

though I did get percival summer and halluel and malluel and they can do 2M dmg if the boss your facing is at max health with one ability/skill. Basically, I’ve got a pretty stacked team for all elements but weapons are awful because I may be Lvl 100+ but I'm on chapter fucking 9 because I accidentally made an oops and got the 1hr Exp boost and did slime search with my nuke team over and over again. Also I was super sad I couldn’t get Heles summer event character either cause she’s a god tier okie dokie in my heart. I also love Zeta and Beatrix like fuck dude. I have both of them and their white day scenes are so cute, esp Bea. Side note, I would smash Esser/Tien so hard into the ground because holy fuck my heart cannot take this abuse?? She’s also such a sweetheart and I basically love everyone in this game 

But yeah, seox, I love him and I am so upset that when I started, it was during the unite and fight event and I could have gotten his revenant weapon and nope I fucking went for niyon and seite and I didn’t realize that when I fully upgrade the weapons I get the eternal and even then. i literally fucking switched draw boxes because I didn't understand how uncapping worked so I have a 2 star siete weapon sword thing and a 2 star harp and I wanna kms basically because I could have gone for the six ruin fist to get seox or the fucking dagger because oh my god I love quatre/feower??? I played the seeds of redemption and thought he was low-key kind of a prick but NO I UNDERSTAND NOW HE IS A PRECIOUS CHILD AND I WILL ALSO LAY MY LIFE FOR HIM. Dude is so pretty its unfair and my fugly ass. i looked like the joker from the Animated batman cartoons (you fucking know the one) But its okay, at least I went for two wind eternals and I like pretty much everyone except funf. Precious child and everything but I hate her voice. Also vryn, like best lizard but a fucking gremlin that I wish I could mute

this entire game is basically me understanding that I really like sweetheart tsunderes and self-empowered girls and that I really enjoy guys that are all gay to some fucking dumbass bastard, hate life, and angsty 24/7 and full of anger but that's okay because I am stuck in reality and self aware

but is that going to stop me? probably not

Also can i just go on an entire different subject and talk about lancelot because FGO did him wronggggggg. I love him. So much. Like holy shit dude im so happy him and Percy got into gbf versus 

Also when I was doing lucio’s fate episode I love him but god damn i wanted to skip that fate episode. homeboy comes out with a fucking spotlight on him and starts spitting bullshit like he's god damn Shakespeare 

Also, I really like Sandalphon with Lyria and Drang with Strum platonically cause its some major wholesome shit. The new event for Drang and Strum is some pure stuff and I’m speedrunning the event so I can get all the materials and etc but holy shit do people kill the event raids so fast??? i still have ptsd trying to solo nehan tho granted drang and strum aren’t that hard to beat. Also playable nehan when??? Mugen is great and all and I have him but if it was nehan instead that means I could have gotten nehan AND I WANT THAT TRADE. Mugen goes super saiyan and he’s an absolute unit so it’s alright but i love nehan and fuck dude give me seeds of redemption part 2 please

In conclusion, my love for seox has turned violent but I will be the first to say that when he get’s his mask taken from siero it is not okie dokie for my heart when he acts surprised 

[migleefulmoments]

BWAhahahaha

Either there is a huge MIarren fandom I don’t know about making wildly speculative theories on Hickey-gate or Abby just wrote another epically absurd fanfiction.  What I do know is true is that I debunked the hickey as NOT a hickey because it isn’t a bruise, it was a bruise.  Abby also doesn’t seem to know how shadows work- “Darren didn’t have on sun glasses”.  There are highlights and lowlights even in the dark Abs.  

Anonymous asked:

ajw720 answered:

ajw720

I would love to know what Miarr/ens think about his undeniable hickey. (I have answered this already but you clearly would rather make up nonsense and pretend it’s real.  Who does that sound like? cough DJT cough) Even if they don't believe in CC, we know the only position where it's able to give a hickey in that place... and unless darren is into kinky stuff like strap (which doesn't help the Straight case and still makes him unfaithfully since his "wife" is away), this means he was with a guy. (Because straight women don’t use straps? Huh? Only guys do? What?  IT isn’t a hickey so he wasn’t with anybody. Google “Hickey” and click images”)

Nonnie I try to be really respectful about this topic as they are 2 people in a very real relationship and my opinion is some things don’t need public discussion.(bwhahahahaha) But that was an intentional act of C essentially publicly claiming his property while the wifey was across the ocean and had been for days. They want us to acknowledge it. (So acknowledge it, tell Darren you heard his hickey and you are HERE for him, go on, do it). 

That’s a fav spot for C to mark d and here’s just a few examples (Oh, this is GREAT), @leka-1998 gets cred for the latest screen. Others from this post: https://ajw720.tumblr.com/post/188058281745/crisscolfer-and-hickeys

(SHADOW)

(either razor burn or he was attacked by a slit mouthed tentacle monster with a very light suck causing more of an irritation than anything)

(Still not broken blood vessels and ecchymosis also I cannot imagine Chris Colfer EVER going on stage representing Glee with a massive uncovered hickey)

(Ummmm wtf?that’s flushing)

(that is a mole)

(again irritation)

NOW IT GETS GOOD 

(Yes, Darren had visible hickeys as Blaine... sure, we often see actors with hickeys, strap marks, rope burns- all sorts of sex play just out in the open, incorporated into their teenage characters on screen)

Marking your property boys?

scarvesbowtiesandlove

I find it hilarious that Chris’s hickeys are reachable places when making out but Darren’s are always so far back that it seems like they were given from behind. Ps: Chris always looks like he was MAULED!

Just a Crazy TrutherCrissColfer and Hickey's scarvesbowtiesandlove: “ gleekmindy: 

(Now Abby writes her own ficlet about our supposed “theories” to explain away what is essentially skin irritation and shadows) 

What does it mean? Pretty much precisely what you said. I think the evidence speaks for itself. (well yes, if you create the definition of “hickey” and refuse to acknowledge that hickeys are bruises caused by broken capillaries and are not simply areas of skin flushing and color change, then I suppose you do find the evidence compelling but you are using the wrong definition-shocker, I know) 

I suppose the excuses are:

M flew home for a few hours only to return to London

My fav. Received via Skype/FaceTime.

He burnt himself with a curling iron because his hair isn’t curly enough (as I said to @flowersintheattic254 not only is he not tall. Not white. Not straight. But if you believe this is a curling iron, his hair isn’t curly either).

He is into strange vacuum cleaner solo play.

Or perhaps solo wax play?

Shaving rash because men often shave behind their ears.

It’s a shadow (absolutely not, it’s clear in the video. Add he’s not even wearing sun glasses and again, it’s red).

A bug bite. But that’s a huge bite.

He cheated as that’s better than he’s queer though how to explain the positioning..

Open marriage but same issue as above.

So yeah. There really aren’t any excuses that are plausible. It’s a hickey. Received likely just a few short hours before the video from someone behind him. I’ll allow my readers to draw their conclusions. It’s not that difficult.

(Hickey’s are shaped exactly like the device doing the sucking. So a mouth causes a slightly oval-shaped bruise while a vacuum cleaners is perfectly round.  Here is a photo of a “hickey” or ecchymosis causes by a vacuum cleaner). 

(see the broken blood vessels specking the bruise? Mouths cause compressed oval-shaped deep red to purple marks; notice that after the healing process begins, hickey’s turn brown-green) 

chrisdarebashfulsmiles

I can't with the Skype thing 😂😂😂😂

flowersintheattic254

Solo vacuum cleaner play! Is that actually a thing 😂🤣😂???

ajw720

@chrisdarebashfulsmiles she’s KWEEN, never doubt her powers!!!

@flowersintheattic254 I was trying to think of ways one could simulate sucking behind one’s own ear when alone and I thought of the attachments to a vacuum. You bet there’s someone, somewhere into it. Maybe d as he did manage to get a gigantic hickey will his lovely lady of many moons is on another continent.

Source: ajw720

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Our Next Guest...

A/N: Here’s my contribution to @hoopshoney and @purple-apricots With Love, From Wakanda fic fest! I’m so excited to temporarily break from Fonder’s angsty chains and coming with that present-day Yaa and Wins! I apologize for the tardiness of this fic, as I started my new job this week. I had to dust this off from the depths of my archives due to the time crunch. I was going to do my M’Baku x OC, but my time was limited.

Word Count: 2.4K

Warning(s): Fluff, Black Love

Prompt: “Have I mentioned how much I love you? Only twice in the past hour.”

“Chris, I’m fucking terrified.”,you huffed.

You were in your dressing room getting ready to finally begin your Sheimbloom press junket. The first stop was Jimmy Kimmel Live, one of your favorite talk shows. You’d been delaying the tour for personal reasons. Now, it was here and you were going alone. Winston was in the middle of a project in New York. Plus, it was Valentine’s Day. It sucked knowing that Winston couldn’t make it, however,it was worth knowing that he was being supportive and giving you advice on TV interviews. You’d had many a print interview, but never a TV interview.

“Baby, you’ll do fine. You’re a lawyer: you orate for a living. Plus, you love Jimmy, so this’ll be a breeze.”, Winston reassured via FaceTime.

“Yeah, you’re right...I guess.”

“You’re damn right I’m right. I can’t recall a time I was ever wrong. ”

“Well shit I can.”, you smirked, earning an annoyed huff and eye roll from your fiancé.

“ANYWAYS, are you going to indirectly promote Us?”

“Hasn't it already been promoted enough?”

“Now, what’s that supposed to mean,Yaa Denae?” One of the production assistants walked in at the perfect moment.

“Dr. Abdullah, we’re ready for you.”, the PA said.

“Well, won’t you look at the time! I love you, baby love!”,Yaa said in a hurry.

“I love you, too, Pumpkin. Gimme love.” The two of you did your secret handshake despite the distance and he hung up.

“K.D., you two are just too cute for words.”, your assistant Talia gushed as you handed her your phone.

You walked out of your dressing room along with Talia and your other assistant Jacqui to the backstage area.

When you got backstage, you found a mirror to check yourself out and posed for your OOTD post. Winston picked your outfit: simple black blouse with matching flared pants and a Tuskegee crimson and old gold striped ascot (your choice,of course). He even picked out the leopard pumps. That man had an eye for fashion. Your curly platinum locs were pulled neatly into a ponytail.

“Dr. Abdullah, you’re up in 60 seconds!”, you heard the PA announce. “Thank you!”, you replied. You took this time to recite your affirmation to yourself:

I am enough;I am here for a reason;I am here to slay; I am my ancestors’ wildest dreams!

Finally, you walked into the elevator as you heard the countdown and studio applause before hearing Jimmy’s introduction. “Welcome back! Our next guest is no stranger to shattering glass ceilings. In addition to graduating valedictorian of Yale Law School at the age of 23,yeah, twen-ty three, this past July, she became the youngest and the first Black woman to win the Richard T. Sheimbloom Award for Merit and Excellence in Law--the highest award for any lawyer in the world to receive. Please, help me welcome for the first time, Attorney Khalida Abdullah!”

The audience erupted into cheer, but not before the elevator door slid open to you doing that little Thotiana jig. You waved to the audience and gave them your brightest Miss Tuskegee smile. You strutted your way towards Jimmy and hugged him before sitting down. “Well...”, Jimmy began, “...happy Valentine’s Day and welcome to the show, Attorney Abdullah.” The audience continued their clapping and cheering.

“Thank you so much,Jimmy! Happy V-Day to you! Please call me K.D.. Can I just say that one, this is a dream come true to be on the show and two, I need to carry this audience in my pocket because they really--” they all screamed and you smiled as you glanced towards the audience once more, “--they really helped me overcome my nerves just now and this energy y’all are giving me is every damn thing to me.”

“Well, I’m happy that’s something that helped ease you. So let’s jump right on in: what made you want to become a lawyer?”

“You know, not a lot of people have asked me that question.”

Jimmy’s head bucked back in disbelief, “Really?”

“Yeah, so believe it or not, the OJ trial inspired me to go into law. I was about 5 years old and I see Johnnie Cochran, a Black man, and Marcia Clark, a woman, working the case. I guess I was trying to figure out why weren’t there any Black Women working this case. Even after the case, I didn’t meet a Black female lawyer until I was in college. Sometimes, you gotta be your own role model.” The audience applauded your answer.

“That’s something to really live by. Now fast-forward to this past July: what’s going through your mind before and after hearing your name called for the Sheimbloom?”

“Maaaaan, I was a complete wreck and a tad tipsy from the wine they put on the table. I had my umi and Winston’s hands in vise grips. For clarification, Winston Duke, y’know…”,you looked dead into camera 1, “...THICC DADDY M’Baku? Anyways, everything’s going in slow motion, so my reaction was about 10 seconds slower than what it should’ve been. Now, the Chairman didn’t actually announce my name per se.”

Jimmy and the audience laughed. “So...are you the 2018 Sheimbloom winner or not?”, he joked. “Jimmy, listen! Winston, along with some of his fellow Jabari actors, started barking like they did in the Warrior Falls scene? It wasn’t until Winston let go of my hand and literally took his scarf to bark did I realize I’d won.” The audience cheered as a picture of your raw reaction to winning appeared on the screen behind you. Your red eyes were bugged out, mouth ajar, both hands placed on your chest. That feeling of victory began tingling throughout your body all over again .

“How’s life after winning?”

“To be honest…I don’t really feel that much different. I worked that Monday after the ceremony and up until the middle of August because my partners essentially forced me on leave and sent me to L.A.”

“Why would they do that?” The audience laughed. You did too.

“Honey, I had been working like a madwoman from October up until they put me on leave.”

“Ah-a. So that leads me to the next question: what happened that night?” You smirked.

“Well, after giving my speech, I got whisked upstairs to take pictures with my award.” The screen behind you showed a picture of you holding your award up to your ear like a cell phone with one hand and showing off your rose gold slugs by pulling on your bottom lip with the other. You were squatting down and showing off your red sparkly pump.

“That’s one of the most epic pictures I’ve ever seen. What happened next?” The audience gassed you up with “Ow’s! and whistles..

“Wellllllllllllllll”, your toothy smile should have been the indication that it was about to go down, “I sneak away to the terrace for a breather because God knew I needed it. I’m out there and my Winston texts me asking me where I had gone, right? Long story short, he proposed. Afterwards, socialized for a little bit, and then Wins and I went to our favorite 24-hour diner like nothing even happened that night. So, that’s another reason I was out here in L.A.: he still lives here and we needed time to begin planning the wedding.” The audience went crazy with applause.

“So how’s the planning coming,”

“Uhh...it’s proving to be harder than we initially estimated. We don’t live together—he’s here in LA and I’m in DC. So with that being said, we can’t just meet at a central location at lunch and talk about flowers and what not. He’s big money now with his ever-filling schedule and I’m doing the damn thing too so we can’t just break. We try to reserve a weekend every month to devote our time and energy to planning. The few times we’ve actually come together, progress was def made.”

“One more question before the break: when’s the wedding date?”

You looked at him with your usual “Really, nigga?” face. “C’mon, Jimmy. I can’t just disclose something personal like that. We don’t want our special day to be a media circus. But the only thing I will say is that it’s in 2020.”, you teased.

“We’ll be back after the break.” The audience applauded until the director yelled “Cut!”

—————

“And we’re back! I’m here on this Valentine’s Day with the incomparable Khalida Abdullah, attorney and activist. Now earlier, you mentioned that your fiancé is none other than actor Winston Duke, who’s been on this show before.”, Jimmy explained. The ladies in the audience swooned.

“That’s correct! He’s currently doing press for his upcoming movie Us. Y’all should hit it up next month.”, you responded, trying to conceal the goofy smile forming.

“So one thing I failed to mention before the break was that you two are gracing the cover of Essence Magazine’s Black Love issue.”, Jimmy announced. The audience cheered. He propped the advance copy up that showed you and Winston posed together and serving faces.

“So, if you don’t mind me asking, is it difficult being in a relationship with a man of growing international status?”

“Well, damn. I never even thought about that. Ummmm...no. If anything, our relationship is growing stronger. Life after Black Panther has, in a sense, caused us to strengthen our communication. I believe that our mutual communication is our greatest asset. We literally text each other our daily schedules and we have each other’s events and event reminders in other’s phones. We’re very transparent with one another.”

“So you don’t get jealous with other ladies throwing their panties at Winston?”

You shot Jimmy an unimpressed look. “Why get jealous when he’s in mine all the time?”, you said unphased, shrugging your shoulders, crossing your legs and drinking from your mug. The audience hooted and hollered.

"Welll, here's an Instagram picture of the two of you. Not quite like we just discussed but very cute. Does he get tired of the graduations and celebrations you drag him to? You taking his shine?"

A picture of you two came on the screen. It was the Instagram picture the two of you took at your graduation dinner this past spring. In your beautiful red off-shoulder African dress and doctoral cap and he in his khaki seersucker and unbuttoned white dress shirt, the two of you jokingly did the “prom pose” and he was kissing your neck. Your signature smile and red lip were on full display as you were mid-laugh. The audience awed as they felt the warmth and love you two shared in that moment.

“Nahhh...in his mind, he sees us as equally yoked. Whatever hustle I have, be it a speaking engagement, an award, or anything, he’s cheering me on 125%, and the same goes for me. So with anything in our lives, you’ll see one go all the way for the other. Metaphorically, no one has a bigger head between us.”

“But in the literal sense?”

“Oh, it’s definitely his ass.” Everyone including yourself burst out laughing. “Plus, it doesn’t hurt that we’re good arm candy for each other for events. I mean, look at us!”, you said enthusiastically as you pointed at the picture.

“Well, one more thing before we go: what’s on the agenda for Valentine’s Day?”, Jimmy inquired. You carefully thought about your answer. The thought of being away from your Teddy Bear on Valentine’s Day sucked ass.

“Well, unfortunately, he’s on his way to New York to tend to some business. Buuuut, in a perfect world, I’d be rushing to finish this interview and get ready to go out on a date or stay in, get into our pajamas, and watch Forensic Files all night long.”

“Well, once again, happy Valentine’s Day and congratulations on everything you’ve accomplished. Khalida Abdullah, everybody.”, Jimmy concluded. The audience stood up and cheered as you and Jimmy chatted it up until yhe break.

“Annnnd cut! Great job, Khalida!”, the producer yelled over the PA system.

“Not bad for your first interview.”, Jimmy complimented. You thanked him for the opportunity and were escorted backstage.

Jacqui was the first of your staff to welcome you backstage. “K.D. (you hated formalities with your staff), that was amazing! It’s crazy to think that you were terrified right before this and now look at you: mastered it like it was nothin’!”, she said as she hugged you deeply. You’d thanked her and you started walking back to your dressing room.

“I just wished that Wins could’ve been here, y’know?”, you whispered loud enough so Jacqui could hear. You opened the door and it hit something heavy, the door’s impact sounded as though the victim may have been a person. Your face scrunched in curiosity and your native New Orleans kicked in for this very moment. “Bitch, who the fuck?!”, you yelled. You stepped back to make sure you were going to the right dressing room. Yup, this is my dressing room. You slowly opened opened the door again.

Your confused expression remained on your face as you heard Ed Sheeran’s Perfect playing softly. The lights were dimmed just enough that you could see Winston standing in the middle of the room looking the fuck good as usual. You ran to him, tightly hugging his torso. He took in the sweet scent of your loc oil and perfume and kissed the top of your locs. He could feel your chubby cheeks complimenting your candy apple red smile.

“Happy Valentine’s Day, Pumpkin.”, he whispered.

“You raggedy as fuck. Just want you to know that. I love you though. ”, you clapped back.

“I love you, too, but hoooooow?!”, Winston looked down into your teary light brown eyes. “New York, Winston? Really?”, you answered.

“Denver, Khalida? Really?, he shot back.

Silence. “Touché.”

Your staff recorded the entire exchange. Praise the ancestors for them. You looked over to the counter to see a large bouquet of your rose trifecta and Tropical Skittles, your personal favorite candy. Your favorite snack was sporting a burgundy suit with a tan turtleneck.

“Now, I was in a crunch trying to get here, but I figured you’d appreciate the Tropical Skittles over the originals, even though Skittles are your favorite regardless.”, he explained. You shook your head as you heard his explanation.

“God, I love you, Winston.” He kissed your fivehead before giving your lips the same attention.

“I love you even more, Pumpkin.”

“Have I mentioned how much I love you?”, you asked.

“Only twice in the past hour. ”, he teased. “Now come on—it’s half-past 4 and we need to get ready for the night ahead of us.”

“Welp, there goes that Forensic Files binge-a-thon I bragged about.”

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[zayashmaya]

Gymnopédie.

Gamzee x Reader; SFWish

And we could run away Before the light of day You know we always could The mountains say, the mountains say - Message to Bears

Gamzee was idling around at the shoreline again, gazing out into the great expanse of Alternia’s murky sea as the wind ruffled his untamed hair. With his back turned to you, you could not see his expression. Judging by the hunched shoulders and the downward tilt of his horns, you could make a guess.

You didn’t want to let him wallow in his moods for too long. Gamzee had a tendency to slip under at the most random moments, but you promised yourself that you would always be there to pick him back up. As such, you stepped through the threshold of his hive and let the twin moons’ warm rays light your path. You padded barefoot through the dark-colored sand. It was secretly one of the few things you enjoyed on this planet, feeling its soft, mud-like texture between your toes. Sometimes, when you had taken walks by yourself along this very beach, you liked to imagine you were back home again.

The salty breeze grew insistent as it guided you towards him, licking at your bare thighs and skimming the exposed love bites along your neck. With nothing but his oversized shirt offering you modest protection, you felt encompassed by his presence, even when he wasn’t physically near you yet. But you were drawn to him in no time, coming to a halt beside his sitting form.

“Hey, baby,” you greeted, running your fingers through the tufts of hair near one of his horns.

Gamzee leaned into your touch with a rumbling purr and smiled lazily at you. The smile didn’t reach his eyes, but he was making an effort nonetheless. You could work with that. “wHaT’s GoT yOu AlL uP iN jOiNiNg Me OuT hErE, sIs?”

You grazed the base of his horn before stepping in front of him, placing your hands on his shoulders as he reached up to grasp your hips. “Nothing much. Just wondering what you’re getting up to all by your lonesome.”

“JuSt KiCkInG iT bAcK, yOu KnOw HoW iT iS,” he lightly replied. You quirked a brow at him, your telltale sign that you weren’t buying his bullshit. After a momentary stare-off, Gamzee sighed and maneuvered you to sit in his lap with your back to his front. Once satisfied with nestling you into his hold, he placed his chin on your shoulder and muttered, “i GuEsS i’Ve AlSo BeEn ThInKiNg AbOuT tHe OlD gOaT. aNd, LiKe, AlL tHe OtHeR sHiT.”

Oh, you knew very well. Any mention of Gamzee’s lusus had your insides twisted into a knot. Whether it was out of anger or bitter understanding, you did not know. It was at these moments when you remembered the few times you had ever seen the custodian, when the tides were high and the water grew calm from an eerie stillness pervading the night. His ethereal, pale form could be seen through the waves whenever he had appeared, as though Earth’s own moon had colored the glistening water.

All of that seemed so long ago. You haven’t seen the old goat in a while.

“Sounds like you’re not kicking it back much, then.”

“aHaHa,” Gamzee weakly laughed. “No, I aIn’T. bUt WhAt’S a MoThErFuCkEr SuPpOsEd To Do WhEn He’S gEtTiNg AlL aBoUt To Be ThInKiNg SaD sHiT.” You felt his breath puff out in a sigh and ruffle your hair. “sOrRy, DoN’t WaNnA bUm YoU oUt LiL mAmA.”

You stroked his forearm and turned to kiss his cheek, carefully so as to not rub off any facepaint. “Please don’t apologize. You know you can talk to me about anything, right?”

“yEaH … “ You felt his hold on you tighten. “yOu KnOw, It’S kInDa FuNnY hOw I aIn’T nEvEr AcTuAlLy SeEn A sEaDwElLeR oUt HeRe.”

“Really? But didn’t your lusus tell you it was dangerous to stay out on the beach for too long for that very reason?”

Gamzee nodded slowly, as though he were mulling over something. “MaKeS mE wOnDeR aLl KiNdS oF mOtHeRfUcKiN iDeAs StIRrInG uP iN mY tHiNkPaN.”

“Like what?”

“uMmMm … LiKe MaYbE iT wAs AlL a SiCk LiE.”

You twisted around in his arms. “What do you mean? Why would he lie about that?”

Gamzee shrugged, looking past your shoulder as he frowned sullenly. “mIgHt HaVe BeEn SoMe KiNd Of MiNd GaMe To GeT mE uSeD tO bEiNg StUcK iN tHe HiVe AlL tHe TiMe So LeAvInG mE aLoNe WoUlD bE eAsIeR.”

You felt your heart shatter. That couldn’t possibly be the reason, could it? Tricking Gamzee into hiding just to make him accustomed to loneliness while the goat lived freely at sea was simply too much for your mind to comprehend.

You pulled him in for a tight hug and peppered the side of his neck with kisses. He returned your hug after a moment of hesitation, and all at once he slumped into you, holding you with enough restraint to keep from crushing you. “I refuse to believe that,” you emphatically said, stroking his hair soothingly. “He came back from time to time, didn’t he? He tried, Gamzee. We don’t know what was going on with him, but he tried in his own way. That has to count for something, doesn’t it?”

The rumbling waves answered you first, until Gamzee finally nodded. You were unsatisfied with his lackluster response. Pushing him away just enough that you were able to look at him, you tried to muster up a convincing smile and stroked errant strands of curly hair away from his face. This time, he finally looked at you.

“I’m here with you. And I always will be,” you said with conviction.

He searched your eyes for a moment before breaking into a dopy smile, cupping your cheek in his cold hand. “yOu’Re My MiRaClE, yOu KnOw ThAt?”

You blushed and kissed the palm of his hand. “I love you, too,” you shyly replied. He pulled you back into a tight embrace, and this time, you felt the tension in his frame dissipate.

You closed your eyes and focused on the sound of the ocean, letting its familiar song lull you into a state of comfortable bliss.

"Listen to the waves,” you softly said, starting to slowly sway in his grasp like the push and pull of the tide until the momentum brought him with you. ”Shhhh. Sounds like a moirail’s shoosh, doesn’t it?”

“Oh ShIt, It MoThErFuCkIn Do Be LiKe ThAt,” Gamzee murmured, the lilt in his voice a familiar indication of his genuine shock. You felt a firm kiss pressed to your temple and smiled. “SeE, mY mOsT mIrAcUlOuS wIcKeD sIs, ThIs Is WhY i’M nEvEr BeInG gEtTiNg CeAsEd tO bE aMaZeD bY yOu — CaUsE yOu AlWaYs Be CoOkIn Up SoMe BeAuTiFuL tHoUgHtS.”

You giggled. “I’m flattered you think so highly of me. It was just a silly observation, though.”

“bUt It’S tHe LiTtLe ThInGs ThAt HiDe ThE mOsT rIgHtEoUs TrUtHs.”

“I happen to be a little thing myself, you know,” you cheekily said. “And if that’s the case, then I do always have the right answers!”

“WhOa, DoN’t Go StArTiNg To Be ToO mOtHeRfUcKiNg HuMbLe ThErE.”

“Gonna start serving up some humble pies around here, that’s how humble I am.”

Gamzee chuckled, the deep rumble vibrating through your chest. One of his hands started traveling down your spine, making its way to your bare thigh. “sO lOnG aS iT aInT a SlImE pIe CaUsE yOu KnOw HoW i GeTs To Be WiTh ThAt NoIsE.”

“I am so glad the days of you eating your own bedding are over.”

“hUmAn WoRdS aRe A mOtHeRfUcKiN tRiP aNd A hAlF.”

“Mhm.” His fingers were precariously close to the area where your upper thigh ended and your ass began, tracing inconsequential patterns into your skin. Knowing Gamzee, he probably had entirely innocent intentions with his wandering touch. You, however, were not inclined to have innocent thoughts.

Your lips grazed his neck in a sensitive place you had once discovered, starting off with soft kisses before escalating to teasing nips and gentle sucking. You heard his breathing quicken as he tilted his head to give you more lee-way, purring shamelessly all the while.

When you rolled your hips against him, his hands grabbed your sides and halted your movement. You pulled back and pouted at him. Gamzee grinned apologetically. “nOt To AlL bEiNg LiKe To RuIn ThE mOoD oR aNyThInG, bUt We’Re GoNnA hAvE tO gEt BaCk InSiDe If YoU wAnNa Be GeTtInG aT sOmE fUn. I mIgHt NeVeR hAvE cAuGhT a GaNdEr At No SeAdWelLeR bUt I dOn’T wAnNa Be StArTiNg NoW.”

“But we never get to do it out here,” you mumbled, looping your arms around his neck as he effortlessly stood up while cradling your bottom.

Gamzee kissed your cheek. “dOn’T bE gEtTiNg AlL dIsApPoInTeD. yOu WaNt SaNd Up YoUr NoOk BaBe?"

“Gross,” you said with a giggle. “So are we going for the horn pile again?”

“MoThErFuCk No. AlL tHaT hOnKiNg GeTs To Be StRaIgHt Up LuDiCrOuS.” You stifled a laugh as you remembered how startled Gamzee once was after you accidentally honked a horn mid climax. “i WaS tHiNkInG iT’s TiMe To ReViSiT tHe CoUcH."

“Ah, a fine choice!”

“oNlY tHe BeSt FoR mY rIgHtEoUs HoNeY,” he proudly declared, and you nuzzled him in adoration as he crossed the hive’s threshold.

[sundaynightnovels]

11/11/11.... again!

ive been tagged by @surroundedbypearls & @elliswriting for 2 different sets of 11 questions, so i’ll be doing them both here! for @surroundedbypearls

What’s your favourite genre to write in and why? contemporary!! because contemporary issues are fun, and i like to write about people interacting with each other more than anything else!

Do you think you have a style/voice that you use more often in your writing? When did you develop that style? hmm... from the one creative writing class i took a few semesters ago, i guess it was kinda odd to a lot of the students there that i wrote in present tense??? i didn’t always write in present tense, i used to write in the past, but idk, over the years i just felt that present tense has a ... stronger sort of.... hmmmmm.... idk how to explain it. i just like how it feels or sound more than past tense at times.

Do you play video games? What’s your favourite? i don’t really play video games! not really a gamer. but i did play FFX and FFXIII (+ XIII-2 and lightning returns) before, though i sucked HAHAHAHA but i enjoyed them! and the only game i’m actually playing now is like... pubg on mobile, so yea. not a gamer! prefer watching people play games!

If you were going to do a WIP crossover, which OCs would be most interesting together? (If you’ve only got one WIP crossover with something else) oh yea i’d totally cross over with percy jackson that’ll be really fun! i love greek mythology anyway & i’d love to add some chinese mytho into the mix (even if i’m not particularly well-versed in it)

Do you prefer to plan WIPs in a document or through handwritten notes? in my brain, where it goes missing like, 98% of the time. sometimes i try to write notes in my phone, where it also goes missing when my phone dies. so basically... there’s no planning.

Do you multiple languages exist in your WIP? If so how do you address that in the story? not really i guess, but... well because i do imagine some characters to speak cantonese instead of chinese, and jun might also speak a lil hokkien since he’s from taiwan... i mean, i don’t really address that HAHA they are just presumed to all be speaking chinese. or, yknow, i’m doing what the good place is doing and like, everything is kinda translated for them. but it’s not said outright in the novel itself. idk man

What’s your favourite animated film that’s not Disney or Pixar? this is TOUGH because there are so many!!! hM. maybe grave of the fireflies. i love myself some history and angst.

Do your real-life surroundings influence your WIP’s settings? not at all

Which OCs would be most likely to breath the fourth wall? jun and zhen. the former has already done that.

How do you work out your OCs’ personalities? well i just observe things that i like and get inspired by them!

Do you prefer worldbuilding or character building? character!

now for @elliswriting! 

What genre do you write? contemporary / fantasy

Are you a planner, pantser, or planster? i have no idea what this means but if you’re assuming i plan things out, you’ve thought wrong!

What is your approach to research? google a lot, open a bunch of tabs, let them fester while i wail over the amount of text i have to read, and leave them to lag my computer over the course of a few months or even years while i never get to them

What POV is your novel? Why are you writing it this way? third-person multi POV! well because they all have their own stories and you’ve to understand things through various characters. also, it’s more fun that way

Do you know how your story ends before you start writing? yeah, most of the times i do. the middle is the amorphous mess that i try not to touch, though

When creating characters, what comes first: appearance, backstory, motivation, personality, something else? personality! most likely, i have something that i am VERY EXCITED for the character to say (usually like... humour stuffs) and that’s where their personality gets built from

What trope do you actually like? ummmm... enemies turned friends. love it when it’s done well!!! look at zuko!!! look at scar (from fmab)!!! look at law (from one piece)!!! my loves!

How did you come up with your title? HAHA tbh i can’t really remember. i guess it’s like... okay so my title is like all things out of season, and yknow, fruits and stuff are out of season when they’ve... well, past their season. or like, when they’re no longer ripe and might be wilting and people just throw them away. and it’s kinda related to death also i think??? and since my wip is about death, they’re all kinda like... out of their ‘ripe season’ or their ‘prime’ so to speak and ... yea. HAHAHA. i don’t know. the name just gives me a sort of really strong feeling that i like.  also since where they live, it’s always like... between spring-winter, those are the out-of-season months, don’t you think?

If your WIP had a theme song, what would it be? i’ve answered this here !  go check it out!

How has your MC developed, not within the plot, but since you first created them? well, i never thought that shou would be this absurd a person. or this dramatic. he was supposed to be a lil spooky yknow, kinda weird but also creepy. now he’s just weird. 

Your MC faces certain death.  What are their last words? i think for shou it might be “i’m sorry”, but to what exactly, i’m not sure even he knows.

thank you for the tags!!! i’ll be tagging a few more new followers, and yall can either use the same questions / pick and choose what you want to answer! @lexaawrites @francestroublr @rebelwritingwild @ruthewriter

[fatestemptress]

Paramount Remembrances - Chapter 3

Summary: Dean Winchester has reached a point in his life where he doesn’t have many firsts left to fulfill.  Except maybe falling in love.  This is the story of how he got there.

Warnings: Smut. Lots and lots of smut.  Oral (male & female receiving).  Dry humping.  Backseat sex. Teaching/Guiding. 18 Plus ONLY! 

Pairings: Young Dean x OFC, Dean x OFC, Dean x Reader (Eventually)

Word Count On this Chapter: 1,857

A/N: This fic is getting waayyy longer than I intended.  Trying to condense it, but it’s getting away from me and the plot bunnies keep bouncing around in my brain.  Sorry?

Dean was nineteen when an older woman taught him how to eat a girl out.

He had been helping his dad gather up information on a case, posing as a college kid who worked for the school paper. When he went to interview one of the women who witnessed objects flying around a room on their own in her friend’s house, he figured he’d see a housewife with an apron on and a spatula in hand.  

Instead, the woman who had opened the door had been breathtaking.  

Her bright green eyes had practically fucking sparkled and her silky long brown hair had surrounded her face in waves.  Her body was encased in a stretchy black pencil skirt with a white button up tucked in. The highest pair of black heels Dean had ever seen on a woman finished off the outfit and it wasn’t hard to picture them up in the air and over his shoulders.

A dazzling smile shot out at him as she placed an earring in her ear, seemingly in the midst of getting ready to go out, “Hi, can I help you?”

“Ummmm, yeah, Mrs. Lyla Fitzgerald?”

She smiled again, “Ms. Lyla Fitzgerald, actually. But yes, what can I do for you?”

Dean scratched behind his ear as he nervously adjusted his jacket, “I, uh, my name is Dean and I work for the college paper and I was wondering if you’d have the time to answer a few questions about the strange occurrences at your friend Jackie Silverstein’s house.”

Lyla gave him a good look from the bottom of his scuffed boots to the tip of his slightly indented nose before opening the door, gesturing for him to come in.

A wave of expensive perfume hit his nose as he passed her, and Dean took a deep breath of it in, “Thanks for sparing some time for me Ms. Fitzgerald.  I appreciate it.”

“Please.  Call me Lyla.”  She led him to her kitchen and gestured to the breakfast bar where there were four bar stools, “You’re making a twenty-eight-year-old feel like she’s in her fifties.”

Dean let a lazy grin slide over his face, “Apologies, Ms., uh, Lyla.”

She leaned over the counter on the other side of him, effectively affording him a view down her white button-down shirt and he had to force his gaze back up to her amused, knowing ones.

“No apologies necessary, Dean.  Now, what can I do for you?”

Turned out there was a lot she could do for him.

Lyla had invited him back to the house that night stating she had something for him that may help his article.  

She had answered the door with nothing on but a short silky black robe, those sexy as fuck heels and a glass of white wine in her hand.

Needless to say, when she had smiled and reached up to bring his lips down to hers, the sweet taste of wine on her tongue permeating his mouth, he hadn’t stopped her.

And when she leaned over the kitchen counter and lifted that silk black robe to reveal her clean-shaven pussy, Dean had eagerly run his fingers over her folds before taking her against the counter.

Later, in her bedroom, after having had those black heels by his ears as he had mouthed at her smooth calf and thrust in wild abandon into her wet core, Lyla turned to Dean and licked at a droplet of sweat on his neck, “I wanna come again.”

Dean let out a small laugh, “You’re gonna have to give me a few minutes, Sweetheart.”

She licked down his chest and swirled a tongue over his flat nipple, “Just eat me out, honey.  And then when you’re ready we’ll fuck again.”

A blush ran up his face and he swallowed hard, “I, uh, haven’t ever, I mean…”

Lyla sat up and stared at him, “You’ve never gone down on a woman before?”

He cleared his throat, “Uh, no.”

“Well, do you want to learn?”

His eyebrows scrunched together as his embarrassment was quickly overruled by intrigue, “You’d do that?”

“Oh honey, I will be happy to give you the gift that keeps on giving.”

The next thing he knew he was leaning up against her headboard, with her back leaning against his chest and her firm body tucked in between his legs, a wet washcloth in her hands as she guided his hand over core, “We’re gonna make sure you’re first experience is memorable.  Trust me if you’re not ready for it, the taste of condom isn’t cute.”

He nodded watching over her shoulder as the white washcloth rubbed against her hairless pussy, wiping away the essence of their earlier coupling, and he couldn’t help but bring his free hand up to her bare breast and pinch a nipple in between his thumb and forefinger.

“Mmmm, that feels good.” Lyla purred and threw the washcloth somewhere on her bedroom floor, “Now, first things first.  Let me introduce you to the most important part of a women’s anatomy.  The clitoris.”

She brought a hand down and separated her folds with two fingers, “You see that little bud right there? If you rub or suck it just right, you can make a woman’s eyes cross.  Now give me your hand.” Lyla guided his long fingers over to her mouth, “Nobody likes a dry pussy.”  She tilted her head back to look at him as she sucked his three middle fingers into her mouth and licked at the pads with a practiced tongue and Dean could feel his half hard cock swelling to full size.

“Fuck, Lyla.  That’s hot.”

She hummed around his fingers before letting them go with a pop and bringing them to the now hard button at the top of her heat.  She helped him press down and roll his fingers over it as her hips canted up slightly into the movements, “Start out nice and slow.  This is a sensitive area and some women can’t even have direct pressure on it.  Always, always pay attention to your partner’s reactions.”  

Dean leaned his chin on her shoulder watching his fingers intently, his breaths leaving in jagged puffs of air, “You seem to be just fine with it.”

“Mmmm, that’s cause I’m a woman who loves it hard and rough.  Not all of those college girls will be able to appreciate a good hard fuck just yet. Now, let’s bring your fingers down to the hole and dip them in.  Oh, yeah, just like that.  Let’s get all that wetness and bring it back to the top.  Press a little harder this time.”

Soon, Dean could feel how big her clit had swelled as he finger fucked her with one hand and rubbed at the top of her heat with the other.  His hips were moving involuntarily as he rubbed his hard cock against her back.  Meanwhile, Lyla had thrown her head against his shoulder and was thrusting her hips into his touch, her hands caressing her breasts and pinching at her hard nipples.

“Such a good student. That feels so fucking good.”  She moaned one last time before reaching down and staying his hands. She picked up one of his slick laced hands and brought it to his mouth, “Taste it.  If you can’t handle this part, then you won’t be able to eat a girl out properly.  You have to love it.  ‘Cause when you eat a pussy you gotta have your tongue and mouth all up in there.”

Dean obediently opened his mouth and tentatively licked at his fingers.  The salty, sweet taste hit his taste buds and he hummed and opened his mouth wide and, much to Lyla’s delight, sucked the rest of his fingers in, licking away every piece of her essence he could find.

Oh yeah.  He could definitely fucking do this.

“Can I-can I eat you out now?”

Lyla’s eyes closed as she shifted her legs against the ache in her core, “Get your ass down there already.”

Dean eagerly slid his way out from behind her and lay on his stomach in front of her open legs, “Okay. What do you want me to do?”

A small laugh left Lyla’s lips as she looked down into Dean’s grin.  She caressed his cheek in her hand before pulling him towards her, “Give me one long lick first.  Start from the bottom to the top.  Then suck right here.  Hard.”

Dean stared into Lyla’s core with a little bit of apprehension.  He wanted to do this.  But he wanted to do it right.  

Lyla seemed to sense his hesitation and reached down and opened herself up to him, “Right here, Honey. Put your tongue here first.”

Dean looked up into her eyes and gently placed her legs over his shoulders.  At her encouraging wink, he leaned forward and opened his mouth and stroked his tongue just as she asked for before sucking her clit into his mouth.

It was so erotic yet so intimate.  Putting his mouth on her core, tasting her sweet and salty essence, feeling her legs tense around him in pleasure as she leaked more of her excitement onto his tongue; all of it made his cock swell even further and he groaned against her as he rolled his tongue around her clit and sucked again.

Lyla let out a deep breath, “Mmmm, just like that, Honey.”  

It wasn’t too long later that Dean had two fingers deep inside Lyla’s soaking wet core, rubbing against the rough  spot she had led him to, rapidly moving them in and out as he eagerly sucked and licked at her clit, moaning as she grabbed at the short strands of his hair, “Oh my God. Yes!  Take your other hand and rub right there with your thumb. Harder.  FUCK YES!”

Lyla’s hips thrust up into Dean’s face as she came, her body shuddering in completion.  She rolled her hips against his tongue once more before stopping him, “Okay, okay.”  She gasped out, “Very sensitive.”

Dean licked his lips and grinned up at her, “Sooooo….was that good?”

She smiled back, “Fucking awesome.  You’re a natural.  I’ll give you an A plus plus.”

He sat up and fist pumped into the air making Lyla laugh at his antics, until her eyes strayed down to the leaking hard-on he was sporting, “Looks like someone is ready to make another appearance.  Come here.”

Dean spent the rest of the night being fucked and sucked into a different dimension.  He left Lyla’s house two days later with a new appreciation for a woman’s body and with skills that would stay with him for life.

His father had solved the case without him, sans any notes Dean may have provided.

It had been worth having his father berate him for hours about disappearing and being responsible about checking in.  He had listened and nodded and Yes Sir’d at all the right times.  

But inside he was smiling so hard he was surprised he wasn’t fucking glowing.  

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*

Dean was twenty-three when he learned the old adage, “Be careful of the quiet ones.”, was true.

Chapter 4

@chook007 @scorpiongirl1

[the-fiction-witch]

NSFW 100 Romulus Augusts (Age Up)

1. What's the dirtiest thought you've ever had about a total stranger?

Oooh starting off so fun uhhhh I have thought about stripping a lot of the maid girls. And a lot the service girls around the palace. I was Really tempted to make a rule about them having to work naked around me.

2. Do you prefer sex at night, in the morning, mid-afternoon, or NOW?

I like all, but something sweet and sugary about morning sex when your barely awake exploring each other's bodies, barely kissing, sleepy moans, waking up to your wife sucking your dick… I enjoy morning sex.

3. What's your favourite way to be seduced?

My favorite way to be seduced? Is that a cute way of asking how to turn me on? Fine… I like when y/n shakes her hips as she walks away from me, she knows what she's doing and that I can't help but watch her and usually follow her whenever she's going

4. What's the dirtiest fantasy you've had at work?

Ohh I have thought about banging y/n at many a scenet meeting, the dirtiest I think was I thought about hiding her under the table and mouth fucking her while I worked

5. How would you dominate your boss sexually if given the chance?

I'm the emperor of rome? Who… who is my boss? A god? Well maybe, luna is statue pretty hot so is jupiter actually

6. What do you do when you get horny in public?

I do not often go out in public really… too busy with my empress, ohh and affairs of the empire and such business but mostly my empress

7. Have you ever masturbated in a public bathroom?

No. I have not. This is a weird question.

8. What's the weirdest thing you've thought about while touching yourself?

Hummm… trying to remember a time i touched myself. I've always had my empress to do it for me but I did once while in the bath about midday after our wedding night just thinking about that night still makes me hard now

9. What's the strangest prop you've used to get yourself off?

….. uuuuhhhhh. I don't know. I don't think I've ever used anything strange

10. Do you remember the first time you felt aroused?

I do. I had snuck out and gone walking in the woods and I found y/n a sweet young thing bathing in the river naked. Ummmm it did things to me. I watched for a very creepy amount of time that day and many days after

11. Who gave you your first orgasm?

Y/n did. Once we got talking and snuggling a little, we promised we would save ourselves for when we where married but uhh one thing lead to another and one night while we where kissing she let me touch her anywhere I wanted and uhh yeah I may have uhh made a mess but she didn't mind too bad.

12. Do you remember what that first orgasm felt like?

Amazing! I touched the sky and back again and she makes me feel like that every time.

13. Have you ever had sex with someone whose name you never knew?

No! I… I have only had sex with one person. Is that odd? Or is the world odd?

14. What's your favourite thing about a quickie?

I love just the sneakiness off it I love just pulling her on my lap or behind a curtain and just doing whatever we want until someone finds us.

15. What the most sexually daring thing you've ever done?

Flashing my city. 

Yep. I did that. Y/n flashed her boobs so she dared me too. 

There are some people in the city I know have seen my dick. I don't know how to deal with it so we're just gonna accept it

16. Have you ever fantasized about fucking one of your teachers?

No! No! Nooo! Eww!

17. Do you ever mentally strip strangers just for kicks?

The castle girls yes. Y/n absolutely! But I don't much need to imagine the castle girls anymore when I have my Empress doing it in reality whenever I ask it of her 

18. And then imagine, in dirty detail, what it would be like to fuck them?

Yes. I was a horny boy. 

19. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?

No. But I kinda want to

20. What inspires you to make the first move?

When she hints like she's all innocent. My dirty little empress always wants attention when she plays innocent

21. In your opinion, what does it mean to be good in bed?

To make your partner feel good if there not having fun what's the point!

22. Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend because you just couldn't help yourself?

No! Why would I ever wanna cheat on my empress? She's the most beautiful, sexy woman in the world I wouldn't have made her my queen if she wasn't. The castle girls might have held my attention once but why would I stare at some half wilted picked flowers when I have a beautiful garden at home

23. Have you ever pushed the boundaries of fidelity to the brink and then retreated just for the rush?

No! You know what new rule anyone I see or hear about cheating on there wife I will have the guards cut there dick off and send them to do factory work and there wife will receive all there wages they get nothing. 

24. Do you have a go-to masturbation fantasy?

Y/n bathing or… changing

25. What kind of porn turns you on?

Hummm… that's a tough one. Because most things do. But my favorite? Hum I had this little purple dress made for y/n and I was let's say not disappointed in the results. It’s this floor length purple dress with this little bit of gold shimmer in the fabric that I picked out for her, with this gold necklace that it wraps around and this thick gold belt that sits on her waist, it hugs her nice and close it’s nice and silky I just… I look at her in that dress and it does stuff to me.

26. Have you ever had sex with your eyes closed?

Many times often when she blindfolds me or overwhelmed me a little

27. Have you ever blindfolded or handcuffed your partner?

Many times, she likes blindfolding me and handcuffing me and honestly I adore doing it to her too

28. Does naughty talk get you aroused?

Not too much I’m not a dirty talking boy more of a… dirty action boy. 

29. Are you sure about that, my dirty little forest nymph of a sex god?

Humm? I think I’d rather just look and… use my hands

30. What's the dirtiest thing someone's ever said to you during sex?

“I live only, to please my Emperor” 

31. Have you ever watched another couple get it on without them knowing?

No, I have not. That would be a weird thing to do.

32. Have you ever watched another couple have sex with their permission?

No! Who wrote these? There weird

33. How would you respond if a couple approached you to be their "third"?

Get out of my house. I have a literal goddess for a wife.

34. What's the most flattering thing someone's said about your naked body?

She called me too pretty once, it was adorable

35. When's the last time you had a vivid sex dream?

Hummm… that’s a hard one, I don’t get them much maybe I just think about sex too much durring the day?

36. What do you think an orgy would be like?

Sweaty. It’s rome. It’s hot. 

37. Have you ever propositioned a total stranger?

Not really, Y/n is the closest. 

38. What does your ideal one-night stand look like?

Sexy time, then snuggling up till morning

39. How long does it take you to get yourself off, on average?

Myself off? Like ten minuets. Maybe. 

40. What's the weirdest thing that turns you on?

I like when I can see curve. When I can see the curve of her breast or the curve of her arse or just… umm just getting to peak and imagine 

41. Have you ever had a naughty dream about a close friend or family member?

No I have not.

42. Have you ever woken up humping your pillow?

Many times, after seeing y/n for the first time and before we got married I would wake up that way every night.

43. When's the last time you orgasmed in your sleep?

Many many years ago

44. What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you while hooking up?

I have made alot of mess. On y/n and her pretty dresses which is alot of why when we got married I went and had lots of pretty dresses made for her to replace the many I ruined before we got married.

45. Do you like touching yourself in front of the people you sleep with?

Many times, y/n likes to watch

46. What's the dirtiest text you've ever sent or received?

I have gotten and sent many dirty letters from her while we where courting before we got married 

‘I miss your skin against mine, I miss your lips against my own, I wish for our bodies to meet again and to be entwined together in passion beside the river,’ 

47. Do you prefer professional or amateur porn?

I like y/n

48. What's your favourite blowjob technique?

Ohh my favourite? The best one is that she crawls down the bed and under the covers and kisses up and shaft until I can’t help but knot my fingers into her hair as she gently sucks until I scream.

49. If you had to pick, would you be a dominatrix or a submissive?

Both, I think there are times for both

50. Is there anything you won't do in bed?

Anything to do with… fluids. Like body fluids. 

51. What's your dirtiest sexual fantasy?

I want her to walk around in the purple dress, with nothing under it at all, with her hair dripping wet, walking into the throne room and instead of sitting on her own throne she comes and sits on my lap and lets me have sex with her as much as I want for the rest of the day

52. How many people have you slept with?

One! And I love her very much

53. Where's the weirdest place you've had sex?

Hummm… the fountain in the gardens? Or maybe the balcony they seem like the weirdest 

54. What's your favourite part of Y/n's body?

Her hips

55. Have you ever had anal sex?

No, but if she’s down. I will be very very down

56. If you could choose what Y/n was wearing right now, what would you choose?

The purple dress. I think we know why.

57. Where on your body is your favourite place to be touched?

I like when she touches my neck and chest

58. If you could have sex anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Anywhere so long as I have my empress 

59. Where did you first had sex?

My bed chamber once we got married

60. What's the best sex you've ever had?

That night ^

61. What's your favourite position?

I like reverse cowgirl alot 

62. Have you ever been caught having sex?

Many times, most of the staff just roll there eyes when they find us now

63. Do you watch porn?

I watch y/n

64. What kind of porn do you watch?

Y/n in the bath, Y/n walking around, Just y/n in general

65. How often do you masturbate?

Rarely, why would I need to when I have the most amazing empress 

66. Name a sex position you'd like to try?

Hummm? I don’t know any other ones

67. Do you prefer to give or receive?

I like to receive, she does such a good job of it

68. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

Many times I wish we had more time to skinny dip in places other then the baths in the palace 

69. What's the most sex you've had in a day?

Ohh uhhh I stop counting

70. Are you loud or quiet during sex?

Loud!

71. Have you ever tried using food during foreplay?

Yes… it did not go well, Enough said. 

72. What's the first thing that sexually attracts you to someone?

Skin, curve, how pretty they are

73. Would you say you have any fetishes?

Not really,

74. When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone/would go?

Tieing up and a little torcher

75. What's your favourite toy?

Y/n

76. Do you ever read erotic fiction?

I read her notes

77. Have you joined the mile high club?

No, but that sounds fun

78. Do you think you could take off Y/n underwear with no hands?

I know I can, I use my mouth alot 

79. Would you say you're kinky?

Not really, just pervy

80. Do you enjoy shower sex?

I like sex in the bath, mostly in the royal hot springs downstairs 

81. Where's the weirdest place you've ever masturbated?

In the woods? In the baths? On my Royal Throne.

82. Do you like to be spanked?

Not really but I like doing it to her 

83. Have you ever fantasised about someone else during sex?

Never! Why would I want to think about anyone other then my beautiful empress? Why would I marry her if I wanted to tink about someone else while i had sex with her? Why would I shatter the whole rule system about royal marriage to wed a commoner to think about someone else while we have sex

84. If y/n caught you masturbating, would you stop or would you finish?

Depends if she wanted to watch or not

85. Have you ever had an inappropriate crush?

Well, on the maids. On y/n. I guess.

86. Have you ever cried or fallen asleep during sex?

Fallen asleep after yes. Many times she tries me out sometimes

87. Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex?

I like eye contact but she saves it for when she’s being really mean to me

88. Do you like to kiss during sex?

I love kisses but she is often mean to me and won’t let me kiss her 

89. Do you get tired after sex?

She does tire me out 

90. How many positions do you think you've tried?

Most of them I think.

91. What's the longest you've ever gone without sex?

Before the first time I’m guessing? Then two days. I had to go on a trip and I had to leave her behind I hated every moment and we had alots of then when I got home and I made sure she always came with me after

92. How high is your sex drive?

Do I need to answer this… I think every other answer explains that

93. What's a surefire way to turn you on?

The purple dress, or the innocent voice.

95. Do you like dirty talk?

94. Sex with lights on or lights off?

On I wanna see my beautiful empress

Sometimes, 

96. Do you prefer one night stands or longer-term sexual partners?

Long term, so you can learn every nook and crevice and learn what they love

97. Do you prefer to be on top or bottom?

Bottom, I like when she’s mean to me

98.Rough or romantic?

Romantic

99. Quickie or marathon session?

Ohhh don’t make me choose! I like quickies but a marathon locked in our room… who could say no?

100. What's the best thing about our sex life? 

I think the best thing, Is that we work together. Never one without the other even for little things, I changed my counties rules for you, I risked my throne for you, I'd do anything for my empress, and I love or sexy life and I love everything about our relationship my beautiful empress. 

[spnreactions]

15x17: Unity

Alright guys! It’s time! 

I’m pumped, but also really nervous. However, I have cautious optimism that this is all gonna work out, so I’m just keeping my fingers crossed. 

Here we go! 

Honestly I’m kind of digging Amara. I don’t want her to die. Chuck, on the other hand, needs to die in a hole. 

I’m still pretty upset with Dean, and I’m still really torn up about how our little family is in pieces right now, but it’ll get better, right? It has to. I’m keeping up hope that it has to. 

“Now”

Wow. Pretty shot of the stars. 

Oh hi Amara. 

Rekija...rejik...I’m not even gonna try to pronounce that. 

OOH! Even PRETTER shot of the stars! I feel like that’s probably CGI though. 

Ope. Welp. There’s the northern lights from the promo. 

I get the sense that means Chuck’s coming, based on her reaction. 

Oh look at that. I was right. Great....

YES! HI CAS!! I was worried after he wasn’t in any of the promo photos. 

...boo. 

It’s okay. You’ll come up with something. Don’t give up. 

OOH. Silent treatment. XD 

HA! Yes, Dean, because you’re being a jerk. 

IS IT THOUGH?! IS IT DEAN?! 

Ha! Sam is so mocking about it. 

Shut up Dean. I’m still mad at you. 

Oh um, hey Amara. Just...let yourself on in I guess. 

BABY!! <3 <3 <3 

Awww....Jack. :( 

"Do you have four archangels?” The way she said that OMG. XD XD 

“We got one Jack.” YAAASS!! MY BABY!! (But also he better not die because I am very not okay with that. He’ll take him out some other way.) 

Awww...that was actually really sweet from Amara. <3 

HIS LITTLE SAD SMILE NOOOOOO!! :’( :’( :’( <3 <3 <3 

That Sam is very not okay with, just by that face alone. 

Awww...man I hope she doesn’t wind up dying. That would kind of suck. 

No he isn’t. He’s upset for you. 

My Mom: He’s not angry, he’s disappointed, and we all know that’s worse. (She’s not wrong though.) 

Poor baby... :’( :’( 

JUST DON’T DIE!! HE JUST WANTS YOU TO LIVE!! 

AWWWW!!! SAM!!! STILL BEING A GOOD DAD NO MATTER HOW AGAINST IT HE IS!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 

Jack my baby. :’( :’( :’( <3 <3 <3 

No, he wants to find another way. Because you won’t. Because you suck. 

Yeah I’m with Sam on this. 

Oh shoot...that’s right back to season 1. Point taken Sam. 

BOYS STOP FIGHTING! WE CAN’T BE DEALING WITH THIS RIGHT NOW! 

WHAT???!!! WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT???!!! Dean did NOT just say that!!!! DEAN DID NOT JUST SAY THAT WTF??!!! 

WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K??!! 

I CAN’T BELIEVE DEAN JUST SAID THAT WTF??!!! 

My mom and I just GASPED!! HOLY FRICK WHAT??!! 

THAT WAS SO NOT COOL!!  WTF??!!

OH MY GOD DEAN!!! WHAT THE F**K??!! 

WHAT THE ACTUAL??!!! 

Dean just lost ALL of my respect and love oh my god. 

Jesus f***ing christ. My heart just shattered. 

Dean Winchester, you have officially lost your title as my second favorite. Screw you jerk. 

(Side note added later: I’m in an SPN group on FB that made an event page where we all comment while we’re watching the episode, and we all pretty much simultaneously said something along the lines of “he said WHAT?” and “I can’t believe he just said that!”.)

Sam’s face just makes it worse oh my god. 

Dean, you should’ve had WAAY more regret on your face after saying that and you did not. F***ing screw you. 

DEAN SHUT UP!!! HE IS TOTALLY LIKE THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY WTF I’M SO MAD YOU RIGHT NOW!!! 

Oh my god Jack totally heard that. SCREW YOU DEAN!!!! 

I’M TEARING UP OH MY GOD!!! We are FIVE MINUTES IN!!! WTF SUPERNATURAL??!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??!! 

DEAN DON’T EVEN!! I don’t want you anywhere NEAR him right now. That was SO uncool and I am SOOO mad at you right now!!! 

Jack don’t listen to him. You ARE family. WE LOVE YOU!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 

Oh my god. 

I never thought I’d hate Dean as much as I did after 14x19. Clearly, I was wrong. 

COME ON SAM AND CAS!! YOU CAN DO IT!! COME UP WITH SOMETHING AND SHOVE IT IN DEAN’S FACE!! BECAUSE HE SUCKS!! 

Awww Cas. :’( <3 <3 

Ooh! Pretty shot of the trees! I like the nature cinematography in this. 

Ugh. Gross. Go away. (My reaction to seeing Chuck on the screen.) 

It’s commercial break and I’m still freaking out about what Dean just said ahhhh. WHAT THE FUDGE??!! WHHHHHYYY WOULD HE SAY THAT??!! IS HE KIDDING ME??!!! After EVERYTHING. Is he SERIOUS??!! 

I’m, like, shaking already wtf. Why would this show do that to me??

God it better not get any worse than this. (Spoiler Edit Added Later: I was wrong. I was so so wrong. Holy f**k.) 

Whoa. Umm...that title card came out of nowhere. Okay then. 

“Pretty rad.” XD Gosh darnat. I hate him, but he’s funny. It’s so annoying. 

Good. Go die then Chuck. 

Yes Amara. Tell. Him. Off. 

Yes. They did. So shove off. 

Weird...thing? 

HA! That’s hilarious. XD XD Even Chuck won’t write love stories about his own sister. 

Yeah actually, she does. 

OMG Chuck. XD 

Yeah pretty much. 

Ummm...really? 

Oh okay. Suuuure. 

Ha! (God I hate that he makes me laugh.) 

I mean...okay, I hate Chuck, but frankly, given the state of our actual world right now, I wouldn’t say no to that. Reset. Try again. Seems like a good plan to me. But for Sam and Dean’s world, no. I need that whole family alive, thanks. Well, maybe I don’t need Dean alive. (I’m mad at him right now, so please don’t take that to heart, but also I’m SOOO mad at him.) 

YAAAAS AMARA! I love it! 

“Humans are the worst.” I mean, can’t argue with that. (Seriously, can Chuck, like, actually do a hard reset to us? And maybe without the COVID this time?) 

We do. It’s true. 

However, I disagree about the boring thing. That, we are not. 

Ha! Fans! Clever, Amara. He does like stroking his own ego. 

“Oh my you.” XD XD 

...huh. Or not?? 

You mean LIKE BECKY?! 

MOUTH-BREATHERS! (Stranger Things anyone?) 

(God my heart is still racing from earlier it’s honestly hard to focus lol.) 

OH MY GOD!! CHUCK. IS. SUCH. A. CHILD! XD XD 

NOT ANYMORE CHUCK! (I say that, but do I believe it? Well, I believe it, but do I believe it’ll happen the way I want it to? That...not so much. :( )

His eye roll. XD 

Hey! That’s a good idea! Why don’t we just do that?! 

Oh Chuck come ooooon. That’s a good deal! 

Ugh. I hate him. Go away. I hope he does die. 

“Villains get all the best lines.” Well, he makes a good point there. (Ya know, especially since that was a good line.) 

Ha! “Parent trap.” 

OOOOH!!! YAAAAAS AMARA!!!! 

GOT EM!!!! 

“You b-word.” XD XD 

OOOOH!! GET HIM AMARA!!!! 

I LOVE IT!!! 

But also we need a new plan, so...hurry up Sam and Cas. 

Dean go away. I’m mad at you. 

Title card again...for some reason. Not really sure what they’re going for with that, but I don’t necessarily hate it. But...it does remind me of 12x12: Stuck in the Middle (With You) 

My Mom: You know exactly what he heard you jerk. Me: Totally. Shut up Dean.

YES HE DOES JACK!! Don’t let him treat you like that! 

BABY NOOOO!! YOU ARE!! STOOOOOP!!! :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( 

SCREW YOU DEAN!!! MY POOR BABY HAD ENOUGH ON HIS PLATE!!! UGH!!! I’M SO MAD AT YOU!!!! 

Hey! “Jim’s Gems”

“This is where it ends.” Ugh. Scary. 

ADAM!!! 

His classic “hello”, but this time with a question mark OMG I’m dead. He’s too cute for this world. (So ACT LIKE HE DESERVES YOUR LOVE, DEAN!!! BECAUSE HE DOES!!!)

That lady is being weird. XD 

“Primo.” XD 

It took me two seconds to love him. 

What is that lady DOING?! XD 

His aura...is like Skittles? XD XD Honestly, I totally believe that. XD <3 

Oh. Angel. Okay. That makes sense. 

OMG. XD XD XD 

Dean is SOOO confused.

Oh don’t act all PROTECTIVE. We all know you don’t care. *rolls eyes* (CAN YOU TELL I’M PISSED?! CAUSE I’M PISSED! I will NEVER, EVER get over what he said. That was SO NOT COOL, and TOTALLY crossed a line!! SCREW YOU DEAN!!!) 

The...the what now? 

Baby... :’( :’( :’( <3 <3 <3 

Awwww.... <3 <3 

Oof. Adam is PISSED at God. (Join the club. We all are.) 

Ummm...so...she’s a psychic angel? 

Ha! (Dangat Dean, don’t make me laugh. I’m mad at you.) 

...huh. 

For some reason, that makes me REALLY suspicious. 

What test? 

I hope he fails. Just so he doesn’t die. (Who would’ve thought I’d root AGAINST Jack on something, but I swear, it’s for his own good.) 

So..you’re saying...that this is all still part of Chuck’s story? Cause that’s what it sounds like. Just saying, Dean. MAYBE GO AGAINST THE COSMIC BEING’S PLAN FOR ONCE! UGH!!! I’M SO MAD AT HIM!! (In case I haven’t said that enough.) 

FAIL JACK! BE WRONG! PLEEEEAAAAASE! 

YEEEEESSS!! HE GOT IT WRONG! 

Oh shoot. No he didn’t. Dangat. 

Why is he so smart, and, more importantly, why is he so adorable about it?? 

Also ew. 

“Right on.” XD 

“I did it.” Baby I’m so proud of you but also no.

That “far out” and high five OH MY GOD!! SO FUNNY AND SO CUTE I LOVE HIM AND HER AND ADAM AND JUST AAAAGGGGHHH DON’T LET THIS END BADLY PLEASE!!! 

Ummmm.....

“Dudes. Chill.” PROMO LINE!! XD XD 

Me and My Mom, at the same time: Ew. 

Oh! Adam’s rib bone! That makes sense! It’s the essence of all creation! That could be used to create life! (Chilling Adventures of Sabrina taught me that lol.) 

But...why would he use it to create life? How does this help them? What, is he supposed to, like, suck on it? (...ew. Now I need that image out of my head.) 

Well, at least he’s not dead. 

The “dude” after every line lol. 

Ha! I was right. Thank you, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. 

Just...his entire manner of speech is hilarious! 

That’s great and all, but also, no. I refuse to let him die. I will find a way to jump into the TV and stop it myself if I have to. 

Ummm...yeah no. We’re not doing that. 

Yeah NO!! NOT DOING THAT!!! 

“Once it starts, you can’t stop it.” Well, that’s gonna come back to bite us, isn’t it? UGH!!! 

“You dig?” “I dig.” “He digs.” XD XD XD XD <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

My Mom: Ew. (For the fifteenth time lol.) 

JACK JUST CALLED IT HOME!!! DEAN HOW COULD YOU NOT CONSIDER HIM FAMILY??!! 

OOOH!! I SENSE AN APOLOGY! PLEASE BE AN APOLOGY!! 

That’s...NOW has nothing to do with it, Dean! He shouldn’t have heard that at all! 

Okay, okay, come on Dean. 

Okay, I get it. You’re empty. But that’s what you’re supposed to rely on your family for. 

Awww...Dean. :( (No. Stop. I don’t feel bad for you. Stop.) 

...okay that’s sad. But that doesn’t make what you said okay. 

Awwwww... :( :( :( 

Okay, so I’ll take that for what it is, but also, that isn’t an apology, and I’m still mad at you and probably will never forgive you for that, so...there’s that. 

But...I’ll take that. You said thank you. That’s something. 

The way Jack just says “you’re welcome” I’m gonna cry. :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( 

It’s the “it’s time” from the promo ahhhh. 

Jack NOOOO!! Don’t do it!! Once you start, you can’t stop!!! 

I’m not ready to lose Jack!! It better not happen!! :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( 

PLEEEAAASSSE!! I am BEGGING YOU!!! Dean, STOP HIM!!! PLEASE!!! 

Okay but to reiterate...what is he supposed to do with it? 

Oh. Just...that? Okay then. 

But also NOOOO!! NOW WHAT??!! 

Okay so I think I get it now. The title cards are to indicate different characters’ perspectives, but all at the same time. Cause we haven’t seen Sam and Cas make any progress yet, but they had to have made progress, right? And the Amara and Chuck stuff was probably happening at the same time as the Dean and Jack stuff. So the title cards make sense now. And then it’s all going to come together at the same time. I get it. 

HEY! That “throwing the book to the floor” scene was in the “Drowning” trailer. (Not that I saw that a million times or anything.) 

Also poor Sam. :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( 

Don’t give up! You’ll think of something! 

Yep. I was right about the title cards. 

Cass awww.... :’( <3 <3 <3 <3 

These two...I love their dynamic and friendship so much. It’s so underrated and we see so little of it, but it’s beautiful. <3 <3 

Because it IS wrong! 

Of course not. 

Awww...Cas is all protective. <3 <3 

THAT’S HIS IDEA FACE! 

HEEEEY!!! HEY!!! THERE’S AN IDEA!!!! 

GET IT!!! GO SAM AND CAS GO!!! 

“Just walk up to her.” You make that sound easy. Is it that easy? 

That’s it!! The skull matches!! 

YES!!! 

(Added Later: After I finished the episode, my friend sent me a tweet they saw that had a picture of Sam holding the key compared to THE scene in The French Mistake. The caption said: “if there’s a key”. Considering the emotional distraughtness that this episode left me in, that was a good release. XD <3)

Go Sam go! You read that Latin you smart boy you! 

Me, with my limited Latin knowledge: Something something open...something something light...something something...I’m sure it’ll work, right? 

HEEEEEY!! LOOK AT THAT!!! 

THAT WAS IN THE PROMO TOO!!!! 

Let’s GOOOOO BOYS!!! 

My Mom: Yes. Yes he should.  Me: Agreed. 

Ummm...SAM! Cas should go with you. 

Oh. Actually, that’s a good point. We need Cas there to stop that from happening. Good call. 

AWWW!!! I LOVE THESE TWO!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

HEY! IT WORKED! (And right by W, which I’m sure was intentional.) 

Ummm...why is there just a dead body there? 

UMMM! HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO GET BACK??!! 

I TAKE THAT BACK! CAS SHOULD’VE COME WITH YOU! 

Is Billie...killing people? Why? 

Oh. Not Billie. 

But RACHEL MINER!!! AHHHH!!! 

I’m so happy that she’s still been in this season. Like, I love that she’s still able to be a part of it and that they’ve found ways to keep her involved while keeping her seated and comfortable and safe. Most of all, I’m so proud of her for still staying involved and putting herself out there despite her condition. I love her. <3 

Ope. Welp. That happened. 

FRICK!!! 

FRICK FRICK FRICK!!

CAS SHOULD’VE COME! 

Oof. 

When she WHAT?! 

Okay, I probably shouldn’t be that surprised, because Sam had his suspicions from the start, and his gut is almost always right, and I’ve been suspicious too, but still. 

Ha! 

Yep. Cas’ll do that. XD ;) 

UMMMM!! 

THAT’S BASICALLY WHAT CHUCK IS DOING!! IT’S LIKE A HARD RESET!!! 

DANGAT BILLIE!!!! 

...there goes our cosmic ally. 

Huh...God’s book...is just...sitting there? That’s interesting. 

HEY! STOP! 

YAAAAASS!! GO SAM!!! 

"She did what now?” XD XD 

YAAAAS SAM!!! 

We love a little classic Winchester manipulation. 

DO IT!!! 

YES SAM!!!! 

YAY SAM!!!! 

Oh. Apparently he can get back. 

YEP! I was right. Now it’s all coming to a head, at the same time. 

“We have to stop it.” <3 <3 <3 <3 

Oh god, I’m SOOO stressed right now. I thought that commercial break would help me settle, but nope. I’m shaky and my heart is racing and ahhhhhh. Please tell me this has a resolution. (It won’t I bet. I bet it ends on a cliffhanger, because the writers hate us. AGGGGHHHH!) 

“Amara, shut up.” Oh look, he’s progressed from child to teenager. 

UMMM

I don’t like that smile he just did. 

NOOOO BABY!!! :’( :’( :’( :’( 

Wait...wait....WAIT! 

Chuck can HEAR THEM??!! 

Chuck seems...not surprised?? 

Dean SHUT UP and LISTEN!! PLEASE!! 

THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO DO IT!!! 

Also WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT JACK??!! Adam said once it started, it couldn’t be stopped! I KNEW THAT WOULD COME BACK TO BITE US!!! SOMEBODY FIX THIS!!! 

OH MY GOD THERE’S SO MUCH TENSION RIGHT NOW! I AM NOT OKAY!!! 

DEAN NO! STOP! LISTEN! 

Chuck....CHUCK!!!

Was this...did he KNOW??!! 

Cas is MAD. 

CHUCK NO!!! 

NOOOOO! NO NO NO NO NO!!! NO!!!! 

You CANNOT tell me, that this ENTIRE TIME, Chuck KNEW!!! NO!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!! 

THIS IS BAD!!! THIS IS SO SO SO SO VERY VERY VERY VERY BAD!!!! THIS IS VERY VERY BAD!!! 

SHUT UP AND LISTEN AND STOP FIGHTING AND WALK AWAY AND DO SOMETHING UNEXPECTED!!! YOU GUYS ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IF YOU DON’T STOP RIGHT THIS SECOND!!! 

OH MY GOD I’M GONNA CRY I’M SO SCARED!!! 

DEAN!!! 

DEAN SAMUEL WINCHESTER PUT THAT GUN DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!! 

DEAN!!!! 

NO!!! NO NO NO!!! THIS WAS ALL PART OF HIS PLAN!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! 

DEAN PUT THAT GUN DOWN!!! YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO HIS HANDS!!!! 

F**K YOU CHUCK!!!! F**K!! YOU!!!!

THAT LINE FROM CHUCK WAS IN THE PROMO NOOOOOO!!! 

DEAN STOP IT!!! PUT THAT GUN DOWN WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!! THAT IS SAM!!! THAT IS YOUR BROTHER SAMUEL WINCHESTER WHO YOU HAVE SPENT YOUR WHOLE LIFE PROTECTING!!! PUT!! THE GUN!!! DOWN!!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!! 

DEAN!!!! 

I’M HYPERVENTILATING HOLY FRICK THIS IS NOT OKAY!!!! DEAN STOP IT!!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW STOP IT!!!! 

I CAN’T BREATHE!! I CAN BARELY TYPE!!! WTF IS THIS??!!! 

DEAN PUT THE GUN DOWN!!!! 

Cas just watching worriedly AHHHH NOOOOO!!! 

YES SAM!!! GET HIM!!! 

DA**IT DEAN STOP IT!!!! 

Nooooo no no no no no. NO NO NO NO NO!!! 

YES SAM!! GET HIM!!!! 

DEAN!!! STOP IT!!! YOU’RE LITERALLY DOING EXACTLY WHAT CHUCK WANTS!!! CUT IT OUT!!!! 

Oooh...Amara is hurt. :’( :’( :’( 

Cas isn’t gonna take him there. 

NO OH MY GOD NO! NOT EILEEN! NOT CHARLIE! NOT BOBBY! This entire show has been built on people not adhering to fate and breaking the mold and doing the impossible. Billie’s ending would ruin EVERYTHING. 

COME ON DEAN! LISTEN TO HIM!!! 

GOD THE TENSION HERE!!! 

Noooo Amara please!! Don’t give up on us! We need you!! 

YES SAM!!! 

DEAN LISTEN TO HIM!!! 

GOD STOP SWITCHING!!! I NEED RESOLUTION!!! (But also it’s important but also AHHHH!!!) 

I HATE YOU CHUCK!! 

God that’s a good speech from Chuck, but shut the fudge up. 

DEAN!!!! COME ON!!! 

HOLY FRICK!!! 

THERE IT IS!!! YES SAM!!!! 

THE TEARS ARE OFFICIALLY FALLING OMG!!! 

“What about me? Would you trade me?” THIS IS WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT!!! THIS IS WHAT THIS STORY IS!!! 

HE WOULDN’T!! HE CAN’T!!! HE WON’T!!! 

Amara noooo. Please. Don’t let him do this. 

Awww...I feel really bad for her though. :( :( 

No...that’s gonna be bad though....

UMMMMMM

Did he just...consume her? Like, into him?? Cause...wtf? 

OKAY!! THOSE EYES ARE TERRIFYING!!! THIS IS BAD!!! I DON’T LIKE IT!!! 

NOT IF IT MEANS LOSING SAM, DEAN!!! NOT IF IT MEANS LOSING YOUR FAMILY!!! 

IT ISN’T WORTH IT DEAN!!! THERE’S ANOTHER WAY!!! 

COME ON DEAN!!! I know you’re upset, but COME ON!!! 

OMG I CAN FEEL AN AMAZING SPEECH COMING AND THE TEARS ARE FALLING FASTER!!! 

“Protected me from Dad.” :’( :’( :’( <3 <3 <3 

“From everything.” 

YES SAM!!! YES!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 

I’M SOBBING OH MY GOD!!!!

DEAN PLEASE!!! :’( :’( <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

“We always do.” <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

YES!!!! 

THANK YOU DEAN!!! 

THANK YOU BOYS!!! 

Well FRICK. 

Now there’s this. 

But at least we’re together. 

UGGGGGHHHH CHUCK!! WHY AREN’T YOU DEAD YET??!! 

THEY SURE DID!!! BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO SMART AND TOO STUBBORN FOR YOU!!! 

Ummm...excuse you sir. 

HA!! 

OUR CAS IS DIFFERENT CHUCK!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

SCREW YOU CHUCK!!! GO DIE IN A HOLE!!!! 

THEY SURE ARE!!! SO SUCK IT!!! 

UMMM!

WAIT I DON’T THINK THAT’S A GOOD THING! 

NOOOO NO NO NO NO!!! 

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! 

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 

Oh frick. 

It’s about to end, isn’t it???

His “help me” oh my god noooo!!! :’( :’( :’( :’( 

Even Dean ran to him UGGGGGHHHH!!!! 

WHAT THE F***K!!! 

I CALLED IT AGAIN!!! 

BUT GOD DA**IT!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K!!!!! 

I HATE THIS SHOW!!! (I mean, I love this show, but SCREW YOU WRITERS!!!!)

WHAT THE FUDGE WAS THAT EPISODE??!!!

WHAT! THE ACTUAL! F**K!!!!!! 

UGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

I HATED THAT!!! 

I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY LEFT US LIKE THAT!!! 

I mean, I can, but also NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Okay, so. 

It’s been eight hours, and I still can’t breathe. XD 

I’m not sure about anyone else, but I fell on the floor and laid there in a fetal position sobbing and shaking with a heart rate of probably 150 for a good twenty minutes. 

Because WHAT. THE. F**K??!! 

That episode WRECKED me, holy sh**. I mean, I’d gotten somewhat used to the bombshells being dropped in the last five minutes, and I thought I was prepared for this episode, but I was NOT. Not even in the slightest. They hit me in the first five minutes and then they DIDN’T STOP. They just kept GOING and ADDING and making me cry and shake harder and harder and I am a MESS. 

Holy. Sh&&. 

I don’t even...I’m not even sure where to BEGIN with that???!!! 

Okay, I’m gonna try really hard to be logical and analytical here so I can actually look at the episode in depth for all of its beauties and flaws, but honestly, I am so caught up in it emotionally that I’m not sure how this is going to go. But we’ll see what happens. 

Let me start with this: 

I am so, so, so so so so SO pissed at Dean (in case you hadn’t realized), but also, what they did makes perfect sense for his character, especially knowing that Chuck had planned this all along. (More on that later.) I mean, Dean does this. When he’s desperate and scared, he lashes out, even at the ones he loves the most. So the fact that he feels extra empty and alone and lost after finding out everything about Chuck only creates more desperation and hurt in him, which only makes him hurt those around him more. Now, by no means does this excuse what he said about Jack, because (and I said this already), that 100% crossed a line, and in no way does this excuse the fact that he pulled a gun on Sam, because that was uncalled for for so many reasons. HOWEVER, it makes perfect sense, especially knowing Chuck was still pulling the strings. Creating that level of desperation in Dean to the point where even Sam almost couldn’t get through to him is EXACTLY what Chuck wanted, and he almost got it (thank god for Sam and his impassioned speech--more on that later too). So as mad as I am at him, and despite the fact that I’m not going to forgive him anytime soon (just for that line alone, because WTF DEAN??!!!), I also can’t fault him for it, and I definitely can’t fault the writers for doing what they did. Because as much as it hurt, it works. 

Okay, next big point of analysis: Chuck. 

Oh. My. Chuck. Holy frick. I’ll admit, at first, I was a little disappointed, because I thought that their “big plot twist” for the episode was that Billie had been lying and wanted to take over. While I didn’t know for sure that that’s what Billie’s true plan was, I’d always been as suspicious of her and her lack of details as Sam was, so I wasn’t all that surprised. However, I was shocked when I realized that Chuck DID know this entire time, and THAT was the ultimate plot twist that threw me for a loop. I’m gonna be honest, I totally fell for Chuck’s over-confident routine. I was convinced that he was gloating too much and it was going to be what killed him in the end. But to find out that, this entire time, he was still the puppeteer? WOW. And OUCH. But holy frick does it make sense. It explains so much about the trajectory of these last few episodes, ESPECIALLY the tension that was created between Sam and Dean. Their huge fight at the end of 15x16 was just a lead-up to what could’ve happened in this episode, and it ALMOST DID. Chuck was so close to getting exactly what he wanted, and as many horrors as this show has given us, and as many gasps and plot twists and loops that I’ve been thrown for, that was the one that had me petrified. Even though logically, I knew that there were three episodes left--that this couldn’t be how it ended--the very fact that we came so close at the exact moment of finding out that this was what he wanted was even more heart-attack inducing than the Season 10 finale. And man, that is an amazing thing. It hurts my heart, and I’m still shaking just talking about it, but WOW did the writers nail it. 

That said, the cherry on top of this crazy, intense, emotional, terror-inducing episode was that speech from Sam, and even just starting to type, I’m tearing up again. Because that speech took everything that Chuck is doing, everything that this season has been about, and mixed it BEAUTIFULLY with EVERYTHING that this show is about--Sam and Dean’s relationship. In all of that intensity...in all of that anxiety and fear...in that entire culmination steps away from the end...it took Sam reminding Dean who they are not to the world, but to each other that FINALLY brought him back. That finally brought him down enough to realize that this wasn’t the way to go. 

“What about me? Would you trade me?” 

No. He wouldn’t. Everything that has happened up to this point proves it. No matter what goes down, no matter who they’re up against, no matter what the world is throwing at them, in the end, Sam and Dean would never, ever trade anyone or anything for each other. It’s not who they are. Their entire lives they have been looking out for each other--Dean more than anything--and Sam reminded him of that. The fact that he said that Dean protected him from Dad broke my heart, but it was exactly what Dean needed. Because the thing is, it doesn’t matter if Chuck has been pulling the strings all their lives. It doesn’t matter if the people they’ve saved and the choices they’ve made may not have been entirely their own. Because in the end, Dean being there for Sam through thick and thin was always--ALWAYS--Dean’s choice. Not Chuck’s, not the world’s, not anyone else’s. 

And THAT is what this show is. That is what their LIVES are. And THAT is what will ultimately stop Chuck: their love for each other. 

Just like it did in Season 5. 

Just like it always has. 

And I think that that is so beautiful. 

And now I’m gonna need a minute, because there are tears streaming down my face and I can’t see my screen. 

Okay. I’m back. Let’s keep this going. 

The acting was on point. Alex portraying Jack’s adorableness mixed with his fear of what was to come, all while being courageous and still doing what he thought was right. Misha, portraying Cas’s mix of desperation and fear and concern and just so many emotions coming into what he knew was going to be hard and terrifying. Emily, with her portrayal of Amara’s hurt and betrayal over what Dean did to her and her eventual admittance that she belonged with Chuck. Rob, with his mix of hilarity and charisma while still being an absolutely terrifying all-powerful entity. 

And Jared and Jensen. Oh my god. Jared in all Sam’s desperation to keep his family together and alive while still showing how strong he is, even when desperate. Jensen, in all of Dean’s conflicted emotions, lost and confused and just wanting it all to end, no matter the costs. And then the two of them together, portraying that beautiful brotherly relationship, just like they always do, and showing the audience just how much family really does mean to these boys, and how much they mean to each other. It was all so amazing. 

The tension was insane. Even as they went back and forth between the various perspectives, there was this constant feeling of impending doom, because we all knew what was coming, and it felt scary. It made me anxious. Once I started shaking, I couldn’t stop, even during commercial breaks, and the shakes started right away. This episode hit the ground running and just kept sprinting the entire time. 

And then that ending. The tension didn’t let up all the way, because with a cliffhanger like that, how could it?? But at the same time, they restored sense of hope. Even if it was small, the fact that Dean stopped, and the fact that Chuck is giving up on making them do what he wants gives us a sense that they can do this. They can take him on and make this happen, because they’re too stubborn not to. 

And while I’m absolutely terrified for the fate of my poor baby, and while I’m hurting inside and broken by what Dean has said and how much is on the line and how high the odds are of everything being destroyed, I am so, so excited for next week’s episode, even if the mere thought tears me in two. 

And with all of that said and babbled and over-analyzed with WAY too much emotional involvement, let’s finalize this thing out. 

Despite how hurt and distraught and shattered I am, I thought this episode was amazing. It did all of the things right. From the acting, to the camerawork, to the storyline, it was PERFECT. It brought back the core of the show while still bringing in new ideas, themes, character relationships, and storylines, and it was BEAUTIFUL. 

As scared as I am for what’s coming, I can’t wait to see what happens next, and as much as it hurts to know how close we are, I am so eager to see how this all wraps up. 

My Rating: 15/10

[drdanwrites]

Magical Office Episode 8: Halloween

*Rolls up sleeves* Get ready everyone... I’m about to blow you all away....

(Biggleswade stands in front of the break room door. He has on Muggle headphones and is swaying his bottom back and forth as he tapes a large poster to the door window. He hums “Thriller” by Michael Jackson. He moves away from the scene to reveal that the Ministry is having an No-Maj Halloween party in a couple of days.)

INTERVIEW WITH MINISTER PARKINSON

(Parkinson sits behind his desk. Muggle Halloween decorations cover every inch of his office. He has a purple afro on and over sized sunglasses. He flashes fake hillbilly teeth as he laughs at his get up.)

Minister Parkinson: Halloween is a very important holiday in our wizarding community. It’s similar to a no-maj Thanksgiving. We remember how far we’ve come in our history. I’ve been trying to figure out an even that we could do in order to really generate some office spirit. What better way to celebrate magical history than with a no-maj costume party!”

END OF INTERVIEW WITH MINISTER PARKINSON 

(Everyone is sitting around in the break room. Bridget and you sit on either side of Biggles, who is reading over the Ministry’s internal newspaper. Claire stands at the counter, cooking toast. She flicks her wand and the toast begins to butter itself. She walks over to the group as her breakfast floats over behind her.)

Claire: Have you ever heard of anything so ridiculous in yer whole life? Wizards practicing a No-Maj tradition?

Y/N: Oh Claire, lighten up it’s just for fun!

(Claire rolls her eyes and starts to eat her toast. Biggles appears from behind the paper.)

Biggles: Did you hear about the restricted potions department being robbed?

(The whole table looks around in confusion.)

Y/N: Really? What does it say?

(Bridget and you stand up and stand over Biggles, trying to read the article.)

Y/N: It doesn’t say what’s been taken. Just some random bunch of restricted ingredients. I wonder who did it? Do the Auror’s have any leads?

Claire: Leighton’s been there all morning. Probably making more mess than needs be. When someone robs my liquor cabinet... that’s when people should start being worried.

Biggles: I’m pretty sure you have a problem, Claire

Claire: I’m pretty sure... (She flicks him off as she drinks her morning tea and fire whiskey.)

Bridget: (Ignoring Claire and Biggles) Maybe it was..... a .... GgggHhhooossstttt (Bridget lifts up her hands and wiggles her fingers while speaking in a spooky voice.)

Biggles: RACIST! (Biggles stands up and storms off horrible offended.)

(Bridget and you sit back down and you both begin to sip at your coffee. Rodger abruptly walks in and locks eyes with you and you stare back as if you were a deer in headlights. Bridget and Claire stare at you both, unsure of how this interaction will go. Rodger instinctively heads into the men’s restroom quickly without a word to you or anyone else.) 

Bridget: Oh. My. GOD! Has it really been this bad?

INTERVIEW WITH Y/N

Y/N: Yeah, after our awkward encounter with the Minister, Newt and I felt there wasn’t any point in trying to keep our relationship a secret anymore... not that it was a huge shock to anyone.

(A cut scene shows everyone surrounding Newt and you in the break room. Newt can be seen inaudibly talking to everyone. He points to the pair of you to symbolize that you both are now dating. No one seems particularly surprised . Leighton is seen in the back of the room, staring into the camera sarcastically staring and slow clapping along. In the background, the camera captures Rodger’s backside as he storms out of the break room, the door swings angrily open and slowly closes. The camera goes back to focus on your face. You stare after him with a worried look after him. Newt beside you doesn’t notice as he is too busy actively talking to Biggles.)

Y/N: It seems some people in the office are not as happy about the news as others.

(You look awkwardly into the camera, you smack your lips together making a loud pop noise. Showing how annoyed you are at the drama.)

Y/N: Yep... so it’s been very awkward for me in the office.

END OF Y/N INTERVIEW

(Bridget, Claire and you are still sitting at the break room table.)

Y/N: Yes it’s been that bad.

Bridget: That sucks! So glad I’m not in a love triangle.

(You look incredulously at Bridget.)

Y/N: Oh yeah definitely (You say sarcastically) Tell me Bridget, how is the MARRIED Minister?

(Bridget quickly grows quiet and he camera focuses on her blushing face.)

Bridget: Everything is just fine. (She says as a matter of factually as she sips her coffee.)

Y/N: How can you say it’s fine... he’s a married man... he’s already with someone. The head of WR! You could lose your job over this!

Bridget: (Internally she knows your right, but she doesn’t allow you to see that.) You can’t judge someone just because of their marital status.

Y/N: (You roll your eyes) Oh Bridget, you should leave him. He’s never going to leave her!

Claire: You should just kill her. (Claire says not looking up from her coffee) That’s just what I would do.

(Bridget and you alarmingly look over at Claire, then back to each other and you look to Claire once more and reach out a sympathetic hand over touches her arm.)

Y/N: Ummm.... no Claire. Maybe just lay off the whiskey today....

(Newt is in the case, at his work bench mixing different ingredients together and writing notes every once in awhile. You suddenly appear with a giant hamper floating down behind you. Newt looks up. His face starts with a smile but as you collect the contents in the hamper, it suddenly flips upside down to a frown.)

Newt: No. (He says sternly.)

Y/N: Newt, yes! We talked about this.

Newt: You talked. I listened but I never remember saying, “Yes”.

Y/N: Remember that wonderful night when you asked me to be your girlfriend?

Newt: (Smiles at the memory) Yes of course.

Y/N: (You put down the contents onto the other workbench and walk over to Newt.) Well... that was you agreeing to this.

(Newt stares into the camera confused.)

INTERVIEW WITH NEWT AND Y/N

Y/N: Newt is a party pooper when it comes to participating in organized events. Every office event requiring participation, he ends up skipping and hiding in his case!

Newt: That’s not true. I just don’t want to dress up!

(You shakes your head at the camera to signify that you felt Newt was lying.)

Y/N: I asked him to dress up with me for the Halloween party and it was as if I was asking him to give up one of his creatures!

Newt: (Rolls his eyes) Bit of an exaggeration, dear, you asked me to dress up as a beast character in some kind of blue suit... bit offensive to a magizologist, don’t you think?

Y/N: You LOVE beasts! I’m obviously beautiful. I feel like us being Beauty and the Best just makes sense.

(You turn to Newt and give him your best and most charming smile. He turns to look back at you.)

Newt: (To you) You’re very lucky, you’re so adorable.

Y/N: (You beam at him and look back at the camera) Yes I am!

(Newt puts him arm around your shoulders and braces a hand against your check as he leans over and kisses the other.)

END OF INTERVIEW WITH NEWT AND Y/N

Y/N: Have you seen my notebook?

Newt: Can’t say I have. Did you forget it at your apartment again?

Y/N: Yes, ugh. I think I need to make a list so I remember to bring everything when I spend the night... ooooorrrr..... ( you stand behind Newt as he continues to work and wrap your arms around his waist. Another smile races across his face.) Maybe I could just move in. Problem solved!

(Newt stops working and rubs his arm along yours. Mentally preparing himself for what he’s about to say.)

Newt: Oooooorrrr maybe.... we could just get married.

(He takes you by surprise and you walk around to stand next to him.)

Y/N: Are you joking?

Newt: (He nervously sighs and stops working in order to face you.) Do you want me to be joking?

Y/N: (You think for a second and smile.) I think I’d actually like that a lot better than just moving in.

Newt: (Gleams the happiest he’s ever been) Good it’s decided.

Y/N: Wait? What? What’s decided?

Newt: That we’re getting married.

Y/N: Ummmm.... whoa.... back up... that wasn’t a proposal.

Newt: (Laughs) It wasn’t? I mean, I asked if you wanted to marry me and you said yes. Seems pretty official to me.

Y/N: (You twinkle your left hand ring finger at Newt.) Oh really? Cause I seem to be missing something.

Newt: (Pretends to be surprised at your empty ring finger.) What? Wait? (He quickly pats down his chest in various spots. When he comes up empty he looks back at you leaning up against the workbench.) Alright... well I guess that’s the next step.

Y/N: I guess you will. (You tap the work bench and grab the food bucket by the opening and walk out to feed the creatures.)

(Newt watches you as you walk out. He cranes his neck, making sure there is no chance of you popping your head back in. When he feels it is safe, he quickly digs into his right bench drawer and fumbles around with its contents. When he finds what he is looking for he secretly pulls out a small black ring box. Newt checks against to make sure you are not close by and when he sees you feeding the Occamy babies, he opens the ring box and examines the engagement right had bought for you. He quickly remembers the camera, he looks up and then quickly puts the ring back in it’s box, then into the drawer.)

(Biggles and Bridget are arranging muggle Halloween decorations in the conference room. Biggles stands on a chair and is stringing Halloween bunting around the edge of the room. Bridget stands on the ground, monitoring his work from the ground.)

Bridget: Fix that on the left side, Biggles.

(Biggles is on the right and Bridget points across the room. Biggles looks down at her and then back up again. He balances himself on the chair, making sure that his footing will keep him stationary. He begins to leaning towards the left. He stretches out further and further, trying to reach the imperfection.)

(The voice of the Minister can be heard entering the corridor and Bridget begins to fix her hair as she stares at the open door when a blond tall woman walks in. Both women look each other up and down without any words. The grunts and struggle noises come from Biggles in the background. The Minister walks in his funky costume still on him. As he stops and sees his wife and Bridget staring at each other and instantly he grows timid.)

Minister Parkinson: Oh, darling, you got a head of me. This is Bridget and Biggles, they are just preparing for the party. Bridget, Biggles this is my wife Julia, head of WR. She’s going to be joining our little shindig today.

Julia: Yes, well... Need to see why my husband spends so much... in this PARTICULAR corridor. I look forward to meeting everyone later on this afternoon.

(Julia continues to stare at Bridget and vise versa. The tension is thick between them and everyone can feel it. Biggles is almost on his tippy toes.)

Biggles: Bridget, Bridget!!!

(Bridget breaks free of her trance and rolls her eyes, she brings out her wand and flicks it behind her. Instantly the bunting fixes itself and Biggles is sent upright again. He straightens out his shirt and continues placing the bunting as if nothing happen.)

Julia: You might want to be careful with him. It’d be a shame if WR needed to be informed of any mishaps going on in his office...

(Julia’s eyebrow flashes upward in a warning stance. She parades out with the Minister behind him.)

Minister Parkinson: Great... work everyone...

(The Minister nods and looks apologetic to Bridget as he walks out. Bridget continues to stand there heartbroken that the Minister has chosen his wife over her. In the background more grunts can be heard as Biggles topples over and falls to the ground. The entire bunting that has been hung, comes down like a slow wave. Bridget erupts in anger.)

Bridget:  OH MY GOD BIGGLES! Are you a wizard or a freaking muggle? Just use your wand! (She flicks her wand as she walks out of the room. Biggles remains on the ground trying to catch his breath from falling.)

Costumes:

Minister Parkinson: Just wears random big items

Leighton: wrapped in toilet paper

Claire: a name tag with the name ‘Trixie’ on it

Biggles: Harry Potter

Julia: Isn’t wearing a costume

Angelica: Has bunny ears on her head

Rodger: wears a fake beard

(Muggle Halloween music plays around the conference room as the whole corridor stands around. Newt is dressed in the Beast costume you made him wear. Leighton and the Minister are making fun of him in the corner as Julia stands next to the Minister sipping a rather large glass of wine. Claire and Biggles dance like mummies in the middle of the room. When Angelica arrives, Leighton completely clams up and acts like a statue. They make eye contact but don’t interact at all. You stand in the back with Bridget, who is staring daggers at Julia. Try all you might, you are not able to comfort her and you end up getting frustrated and going to the bathroom. As you walk past the break room, you see Rodger standing by the fridge. You walk in and he looks up at you. Both of you stand in silence for a moment and when Rodger goes to leave, you call out to him.)

Y/N: Rodger! What is going on? I start dating Newt and suddenly you can’t be in the same room as me? Start talking.

Rodger: (He looks around and then stares at you.) I thought I made my feelings very clear to you. I’ve tried to get you to notice how perfect we are for each other. We are normal, we’re not like everyone else. Then you go off with him! I just don’t get it!

Y/N: Rodger, I’m sorry, I just don’t feel the same way about you.

Rodger: I just can’t believe you of all people would fall for it. I though you were better than that.

Y/N: (You start to get heated) What are you talking about?

Rodger: Don’t you think it’s odd that you’ve fallen for someone so quickly... so “deeply”?

Y/N: Ummm... No Rodger... it happens all the time, Newt and I just know we’re right for each other....

Rodger: (Interrupts you) I bet he always fixes you a drink.

Y/N: (You stare at him blankly) He’s my boyfriend, Rodger of course he’s going to make me a drink at some point.

Rodger: (He laughs to himself) Well of course, the love potion only works if the victim drinks the potion everyday.

Y/N: Are you seriously trying to tell me Newt is serving me a love potion? Are you insane? You’re wrong Rodger... (You’ve had enough and you turn to walk away.)

Rodger: We’ll see, Y/N. You’ll see...

(You stop at the door and let what he says sink in. You shake your head, not believing that you were even entertaining the thought that Newt has been giving you a love potion.)

(You enter the conference room and see Newt and Biggles talking in the corner. He sees you entering and waves you over. Trying to forget the conversation with Rodger you walk over to him. He gives you a kiss and then hands you a cup.)

Newt: Sorry love, I realized I didn’t make you your morning tea, so I made you this. It’s great try it. 

(You smile at Newt. Loving that your boyfriend is so thoughtful but Rodger’s words have seeped in. You hold the cup in your hand and as everyone gets into a active conversation, you place the full cup on the table behind you while Newt looks away.)

(Everyone is gone. The office is completely deserted except for one office that has a small desktop light on. The break room door opens and Rodger comes out carrying Ashwinder eggs. He opens his office door and then shuts it again.)

MUAHAHAHA Next Episode is a two part Christmas episode!!!   Love you all!!! xxx