Hey there, I'm 13 year old girl. My name is Deuce. I like to draw, though I dont have a tablet. I will post and reblog stuff and homestuck shit. Don't like? Get the fuck out. Okay. That's it from me. Now let's make love happen. http://shadesofhell.tumblr.com/ This girl. Hells. I'm her bitch. Deal with it. ;3
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I have officially become Spongebob trash.
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he found a lonely tree and tied himself within its limbs,
and he said to me these words:
“don’t you fear for me, I am where I’m supposed to be.”
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when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it
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this entire experience was so surreal and I had to share it immediately
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me: *something stressful happens* me: *dissociates and becomes an empty emotionless soul and no longer cares about anything or anyone* me: nice
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norway: (does something good)
sweden: brodther i am so proud,i alwas belive in you
norway: (does something better than sweden)
sweden:
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listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like
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Pre-Drift/Post-Drift - A series of Pacific Rim Fanmixes by Meeni Levi, with cover art by ksinpsland (also magic-is-in-the-words).
Pre-Drift (a Newton Geiszler fanmix).
“Stand up against governments, against God. Stay irresponsible. Say only what we know and imagine. Absolutes are Coercion. Change is absolute.”
Listen to it on 8tracks.
Pre-Drift (a Hermann Gottlieb fanmix).
“We are observer, measuring instrument, eye, subject, Person. Universe is Person. Inside skull is as vast as outside skull. What’s in between thoughts? Mind is outer space."
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Post-Drift (a Newton x Hermann fanmix).
“Two molecules clanking us against each other require an observer to become Scientific data.”
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(All quotes are from the poem Cosmopolitan Greetings by Allen Ginsberg.)
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Title: Disconnect, Connect Again
Pairing: Newt/Hermann
Rating: teen+
Word count: 13,400~
Summary: Raising Newt Geiszler has never been easy. Seeing him fall in love can be harder.
The development of Newt and Hermann’s relationship, from Jacob Geiszler’s point-of-view.
“You got a letter,” he says, walking back out towards Newt in the living room. Newt doesn’t even look up.
“Is it something I actually want?”
“It’s from England. Return address says Dr. H. Gottlieb.”
Newt snatches the letter from Jacob’s hand and gets up from the couch, abandoning his empty carton of lo mein on the coffee table.
Notes: special thanks to geniusbee for betaing and kurama2212 for this very helpful post on the realities (and utter falsehoods) of k-science
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A happiest of happy birthdays to my dear friend cypress-tree!!!! For you, my sweet and wonderful, talented and adorable friend: schmaltzy coupon newmann comic!! I hope you have a beautiful day!!
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If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”
It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Michael.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Michael do now?“
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me: *pulling petals off flower* he loves me. he loves me not. he loves m-
flower: he’s cheating on you susan
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