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I love how the new generation Gravity Falls fans are like “oh so we’re simping over a triangle?” like yes!!!! We’ve been fawning over that fucker since 2012!!!!!!! Bill had me in a chokehold at 8 years old and he still does as I’m 20 years old.
#gravity falls#tbob#the book of bill#gravity falls memes#gravity falls incorrect quotes#gravity falls x reader#gravity falls x you#bill cipher x reader#bill cipher x you#dipper pines#mabel pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#the pines twins#the pines family#soos ramirez#wendy corduroy#gideon gleeful#robbie valentino#sheriff blubs#deputy durland#bill cipher will foreverrrrrr have me in a chokehold#he is that bitch#he’s so fucking sexy#I am a proud triangle fucker#bill cipher can liberate MY dimension ❤️
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Hey if Deathbit ain’t scorched to hell in 97 I’m gonna be disappointed. I’ll draw that too. Obviously. Asap. Till then, comic Deathbit
#gambit#gambit xmen#remy lebeau#remy#my love#that man is a Wife and I will not be taking criticism#thank you very much#anywho#death?#Death xmen#deathbit#x men 97#xmen 92#ugh I wanna kiss him#he’s tall and nice#Cat dad#you got another thing comin if you think that ain’t gonna make me like him more#also!#the Antarctica debacle?#Honestly super sexy of him#dick move by the xmen#but BOY if he weren’t a determined lil fucker#so cheery in those recordings he left#make me wanna#on GOD
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HEY I'M USING TUMBLR BLAZE FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE AND TELLING YOU ABOUT MY HORNY HORROR-COMEDY DATING SIM THAT I MADE.
(also on itchio ooh ahhh with a free demo, just scroll all the way down OOH AHH https://suiteddevil.itch.io/slasheru-act1alpha)
#dating sims#indie dev#monster fucker#i worked my fuckin ass off on this and i love it so much i can't even. fucking. begin to explain. thank you for checking it out ajkdhkjasdh#i know i know i'm actually four twenty blazing a post like the tumbrl founding fathers intended you can throw apples at me now or whatever#in a sexy way#indie games#indie game dev#slasher u#i'm gay#you'll need to be logged into steam to see the steam page otherwise you can check it out on itchio!!#you guys have been super fuckin cool about this i really really appreciate it :'))))))))))))
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This is the hair
GOOD OMENS
1.01 | In the Beginning
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oh so you wanna fuck that monster huh. make sexy art of them without giving them muscles and/or making them look human
#spacie spoinks#this doesnt apply 2 monsters that are already humanoid#also its just a personal thing but muscles on male characters largely turn me off#hjdfkjsdf LIKE WHY IS STILL THE ONLY 'SEXY' MALE FORM IN FANDOM MUSCULAR AND/OR SKINNY#IM SOOO TIRED#yall be giving muscles 2 muh fuckers who DO NOT NEED THEM SHITS#IF YOU NEED 2 HUMANIZE A MONSTER IN ORDER 2 FUCK IT..............YOU AINT A MONSTERFUCKER DAWG................#''wow this character is really sexy 2 me b/c of how human it looks now!!''#you'll see the original design be some hulking beast who's shape isnt humanoid in the slightest and then some guy#will come along and be like ''hahaha yeah i wanna fuck this thing'' and then take the characters head and put it on a muscular human body#what is the point dawg.#this can also apply 2 robots#i dont caaareee if you have a humanoid design for 'x' robot/monster character#the problem is when you just. take a stereotypically attractive human body slap the character's head on here and then go crazy over that#and like the original character design does nothing for you.#dude. you dont want 2 fuck these characters you want 2 fuck a human wearing an object/animal head 😭#true monster/robotfuckers want that thang in its canon form. you cant ride w/us if you're like that dawg#dont mind me this is just a pet peeve i have#its even worse when its female characters oh my godddd#these muh fuckers dont want 2 fuck monsters they wanna fuck a human woman cosplaying as one#good LORD
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GIANT HAN JISUNG
#sexiest fucker alive istg#his RAPS his DELIVERY#FUCK OFF why are you so sexy.#han jisung#skz#stray kids#han#skz giant#giant mv#jp cb#november 2024#2024
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If you think I look good Reblog and DM for some fun 💦😈🥰
#fuck you#hot as hell#hot asian babe#fuck#meet and fuck#monster fucker#sexy babygirl#thicc as fuck#thick babe#sexy pose
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Y'know what, another shout-out to Henry Fuckin' Collins is required.
Even after the Orren-related unpleasantness and even as he's preparing for such an incredibly dangerous task, he's still firm, authoritative, and confident in instructing those around him on what to do throughout.
I don't know, I just think that's very brave and sexy of him...
#That poor and deeply sexy man has no idea what's about to happen god love him#He's nudged a toe across the line on the other side of which lies the horror story#Now the poor fuckers about to take a running jump#The Terror#The Terror AMC#S01E01#Go for Broke#The Big Terror Rewatch#Henry Foster Collins#I also always appreciate that shot of his gigantic boots gallumphing portentously across the deck#You can FEEL the cold radiate through the screen when you see that I swear to god
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There’s something so frustratingly sexy about someone who feels the need to leave the room or move very far away to finish their sneezing fit.
#Whether it’s because they know how many more are coming#Or because they have loud sneezes#Or both#You’re sexy#But I need to know how bad that sneezing fit is about to get#The longer you disappear for the wilder my imagination goes#This has happened to me twice and it drove me insane#One mid convo and they burst into a rapid fire fit#snz#snzfucker#snz thoughts#snz fet#snz kink#sneeze kink#snzblr#snz fucker
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#love thoughts#love ideas#love love love#love song#i love him#self love#love quotes#i love you#lovers#love#gay love#love and deepspace#love poem#him#male#man#men#gay men#gay guys#gayedit#guys#land of the lustrous#spilled lust#lustful desires#macho fucker#macho man#hot macho#gay boys#queer community#so hot and sexy
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Vincent Price, Frankie Avalon, and Dwayne Hickman -
Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965)
#vincent price#frankie avalon#dwayne hickman#trivia: dwaynes brother played david in the tingler#now you know#skeleton#vinny p#vp is such a sexy fucker#you must watch this movie#it is great and funny#and Vinny is tall and sexy and definitely a dom in this...#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#photos#photo edits by me
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I am absolutely feral for this tiktok of Tenoch. He looks like the perfect red flag for me.
Namor with long hair vibes.
Rafa's older more ruthless brother vibes.
My toxic aquarius lover vibes.
Hate sex for days vibes
Choke me out vibes
"Touch her and you'll wish you were dead" vibes.
Credit to the tiktok for making me moan involuntarily
#tenoch huerta#tenoch huerta mejia#tiktok#hes the type of man who would have fun taming me#like id talk back and hed probably make me regret it in the best way possible#like i dont even know what movie this is#i just know that this look makes me wet#tenoch huerta you sexy fucker#how dare you do this to me#i would let him do unspeakable things to me#the way he would leave bruises and marks and just tell you that he wants to make sure all your other bitches know you belong to him#possessiveness exudes off him#toxicity at a 100 and i want it
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Closed the 🫘🥵🥰
#fuck#fuck you#hot as hell#hot asian babe#meet and fuck#monster fucker#sexy babygirl#thicc as fuck#thick babe
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solas: i'm going to change the fundamental laws of the world
the world: *is fundamentally changed*
solas:
#I STILL DON'T GET IT#BRO ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED ?????#dragon age#noooooo stop ur so sexy....#like my dude. my man. my beautiful man. you think there will be no problems with the veil gone?#you gotta let the bone heal at SOME point you can't just keep resetting the fucker#i thought i would be over him 10 years later but guess not!!!!!
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trying to explain that there has never been a single instance in the show to indicate that jack is intended to be a child/toddler/baby in any way and that all canon actually makes it pretty clear he’s supposed to be a teenager/young adult is like trying to explain that the cheese is under the sauce in a Chicago style pizza
#good night#cal.txt#spn#supernatural#Jack kline#jack spn#toddler!jack#baby jack#baby jack au#fandom crit#spn fandom#spn family#spn famdom#like I don’t know how to tell you this but he is literally just autistic and born-sexy-yesterday#I don’t mind babyjack as a headcanon (I mean I do bc it’s still ableist infantilization & also ruins character discussion around him)#but when ppl try and act like it’s canon fact and throw out That accusation .. hoo boy#I’d stick my foot up y’all’s asses if your heads weren’t already blocking the entrance#I try not to wish too many harsh things on other ppl in the fandom bc I’d hate for anyone to be where I’m in as a fan#but genuinely. babyjack is like if deans comment ab Cas being a baby in a trench coat was taken as solid proof that Cas is actually a baby#maybe I should start drawing baby!cas just to see how you fuckers like it#do you like seeing your fav be reduced to a fucking shell of what they really are? robbed of their personality & established traits?#I sure fucking don’t!#sam winchester#dean winchester#castiel#cas#team free will#tfw2.0#dadstiel
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