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I want u…
#art#my art#fanart#digital art#fandom#stardew alex#stardew valley#stardew valley alex#stardew fanart#stardew valley fanart#doodle#sketch#I need him but in a biblical sense#god forbid I see another short brown haired jock with only 2 braincells and a angsty backstory#HES SO CUTE I CANT#I NEED YOUR HELP#YOU NEED TO KILL ME#can you tell what game I bought#I’m so normal
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RAHHH NEW ART FOR ONCE ‼️‼️💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
just finished these im in love w these.
they're based off those vocaloid bags and i want one soo bad 👹
im most likely going to do the rest of the characters just dont know which ones to do next xpp
#twisted wonderland fanart#malleus draconia#lilia vanrouge#twisted wonderland#sebek zigvolt#silver twisted wonderland#malleus draconia fanart#lilia vanrouge fanart#sebek zigvolt fanart#guys i forgot malleus' horns#you need to kill me#i cant believe this#update#i fixed and added his horns
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why was this so passionate
#mister boss x oscar#canon or just a heated one night adventure#excuse me#i need your help#you need to kill me#spoilers#smiling friends spoilers#smiling friends#mister boss smiling friends#mr boss smiling friends#oscar smiling friends
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not my horny ass spiralling into imagining a spicy AU where forced proximity and religious settings (kinda fleabag without being fleabag) mixes but with Ellie and Gedeon...
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Colossalcon North is tomorrow and it is Not Going Well, gang
#my little pony#rainbow dash#rainbow dash cosplay#colossalcon north 2024#i need your help#you need to kill me
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sitting here doing nothing and oh wow the urge to redesign rocket for the nth time has strucj me
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i dont get how people just. Do things or . Talk to people 👎
#guy with selective mutism 👆#wil talks#sorrgy im just. thinking a lot you can ignore me#i dont know how to talk to people ... i dont know how to. do new things ...#even talking to people online is. really hard .#you need to kill me#imight. delete this later ignore me👎
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Everyone wish me luck on my midterm cuz I'm going to cry hysterically, throw myself down the stairs, throwing up
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I JUST REALIZED (almost being done with the sketch) THAT I WAS DRAWING THE WRONG HAMILTON
#i need your help#you need to kill me#hamilton#alexander hamilton#lin just got a new whole look ig#im crying
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every day i wake up and i get horny i feel like sissyphus in this bitch if the boulder was juicy wet gushy old man pussy fuck off i got horny just typing that down. another day i pushing my fucking boulder up this hill i guess
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Eating a breakfast burrito on 4 hours of sleep. Real Pubby Experience ™️
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)
#MY GIRLLLLLLLL <333333 you're doing amazing sweetie kill them all you deserve to#anyway. coping mechanism. the problems in my life i could solve if society just let me have a death note#this show really is an exercise in patience and suffering i get SO squicked out#by how much the horrible characters and situations mirror the insanity of what's happening in real life#also the revelation that some of the actors are Exactly as shitty as their characters are is. ugh.#but every time i'm like okay i can't take it i need to stop to protect my headspace#i think of kimiko and am like.... no... i need to see my gir....#hope karen gets jucy roles in other shows too PLEASE#the boys#kimiko miyashiro#karen fukuhara#theboysedit#tvedit
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in the middle of my mental breakdown of the month and this time it’s not because of my period 😙🔫
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Happy 1 year anniversary to FNAF ruin!!
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#cassie fnaf#gregory fnaf#mimic#mimic fnaf#fnaf ruin#fnaf security breach#fnaf fanart#HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO PEAK!!#tbh I don’t draw mini like anniversary drawings often but#I really wanted to draw Cassie and the mimic again 🙏🏾#this basically sums up what’s going on in ruin#just the mimic putting on new costumes and doing a voice#to order others around to get what they need etc#Cassie doesn’t want to yell at Gregory 😔#and the mimic definitely knows that#TBH THIS comic truly kills me#it hits my funny bone so I hope yall like this too#love you ruin 💜💜💜
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