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the Kraang don’t believe in ghosts; doesn’t stop anyone else though – there are more than just bodies on the battlefield.
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#rottmnt#rottmnt movie#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#hamato michelangelo#hamato mikey#rottmnt mikey#future mikey#clip studio paint#digital art#digital sketch#Digital Illustration#fanart#cartoon#travellerdraws#blue draw f!mikey happy for once challenge#very on brand of me to take a completely normal character and fucking their psyche up a lil#make them a bit unwell. a lil freaky. human-shaped if you may.#me: [draws f!mikey] [slaps wide piercing eyes onto him] perfection.
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stop getting more oc ideas omg im gonna
#[—✦ rambling#i may be back to my oc creation era hell#<- “you had one?”#<- yeah but most of them got abandoned REAL quick#bc most of them are just designs i like to entertain and then i just leave them to rot after 😭#out of every dozen designs one becomes a favorite and i end up drawing them more than once from their original reference#+ tbf some character designs i did are hella complicated and detailed to the point it’s hard to just.#draw them over and over again yknow#thats why sometimes (to me) simplicity is key no matter how pretty a complex design is#OKAY thats probably why i draw yuusha more than yuuna hdbsjsks#i just slap on a long braid + a suit and tie and i’m done#especially when like. making comics- it’s easy to replicate over and over again#“explain jamil then”#absolutely not.
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This is a really interesting time to be working in the service industry because I've noticed that guests sometimes make a new expression which I can only say I immediately and intuitively understand to mean that they are thinking, "Oh, one of them said 'behind' to to the other! Just like in The Bear!"
#it being based in my own city and my having um. personally made cocktails more than once for crew members really adds another layer#one time i really wanted to go over to say hey man you wanna sit by seat x to get a look at this obnoxipus guest behavior? for yr research?#but i did not because of my professionalism#also I think one of them may have straight up come in alone in an actual old fashioned disguise including a fake moustache#but I can literally see a guest telling herself not to visibly slap her boyfriend about it when she hears someone call behind or swinginget#swinging [left/right] means I am behind you and moving such that I will be directly on your [left/right] btw#if you like everyone else live for a peek behind the curtain and want a little thing to recognize#i guess the word is cast btw not crew for tv#shows you how much I Watch Things#real listener hours
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Now that almost all the packages have been delivered, here's a look at some of the dead end kitties I drew :')
#once again a huge thanks to everyone that ordered/shared the charms!!#I have a few extras so I may put those up or i might just have a friend display them at their table at cons#but if u missed them and are sad. know that its possible. a ridiculously oversized charm may be in your future#tf dead end#you know what i like the kitties. imma slap a#maccadam#on this thang. anyways gngn gamers im bed time
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the thing that’s really getting me about all the ppl theorycrafting why exactly you’re getting degendered is like… even if these *extremely* charitable readings were true, they would still be misgendering you??? like it doesn’t actually matter if “it’s coming from a place of consideration and care” because they’re still using the wrong pronouns for you
Literally exactly.
And like... I know a lot of these folks do ultimately have good intentions. I'd be willing to bet a lot of them are "just being careful", in their own minds.
But. it doesn't matter, actually. If you got my pronouns right when you thought I was cis, and they're suddenly too hard for you only once you know I'm trans, there's no non-transphobic reason for that. You saw me as a man and gendered me as such because it was "easy to remember" or whatever, then learned I was a trans man, and stopped seeing me as a man.
Cis men are easy to gender correctly, but trans men are not. That's transphobia.
And even if it wasn't- I am still being misgendered. It hurts differently when it's malicious vs. misguided vs. a genuine accident, but it's still a violation of my boundaries, it still hurts, and the goal should be to Not do that.
#and like not knowing at all also doesn't hurt for me#bc it's on me to tell you my boundaries#but once i do it is on you to respect them to the best of your ability#not to say others may not feel hurt in that situation#that's also very specific to using they/them as default until you learn that person's pronouns#if you slapped she/her on me that would in fact suck! royally!!
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maybe its sample bias but i think it's kinda funny how most people I've seen who've played drakengard because of nier are making ending e THE endgoal and more often than not the main if not only reason they're playing the game at all and when they finally get it they're like "this is it the single most impactful, greatest moment of all gaming. im wiping tears from my eyes this is it" and then you see the drakengard fans who've played drakengard because they like drakengard and you ask them about ending e and they're like "eh. it was okay, i guess"
#gu6chan's musings#i think it's different when you view it as the ending/finale to the GAME vs the literal thing you play the game for#honestly though if im being 100% fr.... im kinda not even neutral on ending e i think it kinda sucks lol#like#i dont HATE it#but it's definitely really weak not even in a 'final fuck you to the player' type way just a.... bad way?#like its too absurd and out of nowhere to be taken seriously but it takes ITSELF too seriously to be considered a joke#so its just kinda a weird unsatisfying blend that left me like 'huh. i think they should have left off at ending d' which DOES manage to be#a sort of slap on the wrist 'reward' for players who CONTINUE to slaughter and thereby follow the general theme of the game while still#respecting the time and effort they put into THEIR product. it's not... satisfying? at least in the way an ending should be; but it still#felt like a worthwhile conclusion that solidly BUILT UP and RESPONDED to players' curiosity and expectations#ending e just kinda gave the feeling that the staff didn't really have confidence or even a thought players LIKED their product so they just#kinda threw whatever at them which in other cases it would be a silly joke#but positioning it as the 'finale' of the game just felt kinda wrong and disrespectful lol. left a bad taste in my mouth#bc again its ONE thing not to 'reward' players with a happy ending who are just casually playing and may be somewhat interested in the story#but if you're going to the point of collecting SIXTY FIVE WEAPONS its no longer just about casually playing#these ppl have a GENUINE drive and desire to see how much higher the stakes can get and again#the ending is just really.... lukewarm and unserious compared to the actual RESOLUTION players got regardless of the tone of the ending?#if that makes sense#im rambling at this point ending e isn't even my LEAST Favourite ending (I'm sorry c; I love you but that goes to you) but godddd#i have so many issues with it#rhythm game is fun once youve actually gotten the damn thing though
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use tumblr my lovely pelican, ily and i need more ov jacksons badonkadink DUMPY in my life <33333 sincerly q
p.s. makes out with you
we gonna pretend i didn't forget to answer this.. for a fat min 😍😍 compensation for you pookster 🙏
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I swear why are half the things i like/fandoms im in made of mostly younger people while the other half are mostly older people? what are the zoggin odds with that?
How it feels being 20 in a fandom with a bunch of 30-40 somethings.
VS how it feels being 20 in a fandom with a bunch of 14-17 somethings.
like am do i just have extremely odd luck with things i like or is this just what being 20 is like?
#I go browse homestuck twitter and find out an artist I like is turning 16. I go to warhammer twitter and see a meme poster I enjoy is almost#three times my age.#like how do you get a person to somehow feel too old to be in a one fandom yet too young to be in the another?#i know this sounds stupid but it happens every time i like something#world of warcraft has people who have been playing this game for as long as i have been alive#despite aging with the game minecraft is primarily youngsters#team fortress 2 is somehow both too young and too old a fanbase#i've long since reconciled with the fact pretty much everything i like is over a decade old but why cant i just like something with a ->#similar age base? like it would be nice to interact with people that like similar things i like on a consistent basis.#I don't want to buzz around my 2 friends ears trying to not talk too much about my interests. Don't get me wrong I love those two gits but-#its not like i can complain about those childish gits who kept blocking the good fishing nodes in world of warcraft#I cant share my homestuck art and make references to characters that they don't know#I like making references! references make up roughly 1/3rd my jokes! Heck they make up my zogging dialogue too!#HECK I SAY ZOG AND GIT BECAUSE I AM A BLOODY STUPID MIMIC! I'M NOT EVEN BRITISH I LIVE IN MASSACHUSETTS!#YET EVERY TIME I GET A NEW “main interest” OR WHATEVER I END UP TAKING IN ZOGGIN SPEECH PATTERNS FROM THE DANG THINGS!#I ONCE MUTTERED “merde” WHEN THINGS WENT WRONG FOR LIKE OVER A YEAR BECAUSE SPY SAID IT AND ONLY STOPPED WHEN MY BILINGUAL AND FRENCH TAKIN#FATHER AND BROTHER RESPECTIVELY TOLD ME IT MEANT SHIT#I SAY “SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE” AND “SUCKS ON ICE” BECAUSE OF A MAIN INTEREST!#MY POSTURE GOT BETTER SOLELY BECAUSE I DID NOTHING BUT LEVEL A ZANDALARI HUNTER UNTIL LEVEL 120.#WHEN LAUGHING A MODERATE AMOUNT I DO THE /LOL ORC EMOTE. WHEN CHUCKLING I PUT MY HAND ON MY MOUTH LIKE SHIVER FROM SPLATOON BLOODY 3!!!#I HAVE BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY MIMICKING THINGS I LIKE FOR YEARS! I BOB MY HEAD AND WALK DIGITIGRADE BECAUSE I HEARD BIRDS/DINOSAURS DO IT TO-#BALANCE WHEN WALKING. AND THE ONLY REASON I SUCKED AT RUNNING WAS BECAUSE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I WATCHED A SCENE OF ICE AGE WHERE SID WAS WAL#ING AND MIMICKED HOW HE WALKED FOOT -> FOOT INSTEAD OF HEEL -> TOE HEEL -> TOE#AND NOW I GUESS I'M JUST WAITING FOR WHAT ILL GET FROM HOMESTUCK HUH#ugh if you can't tell this is a midnight brainrot post. i may be awake and on my computer but this still has the energy of that kind of pos#saturday warhammer and the following wendys browsing for ya folks.#midnight brainrot#Man i needed to get those off my chest#not like anyone reads these midnight brainrot posts anyways#oh yeah gotta tag art and paint.net so i can easily find these drawings later if i need them
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medieval peasant to another as they watch the knights and guards mingle:
"Imagine.. some millions of years from now.. there would be children and adults alike, still dressing up in suits of armor, crafted finely or with little care. running around on their hobby horse or perhaps a proper stallion decorated to the reigns. but it is all for nought in serious role, but for play and fun. pretending to be like they are now before us. How nice to imagine that our future generations would be so prosperous to reminisce and pay homage to us."
"I thought I told you to stop drinking the stable water."
#ghostie mumbles#do you think there was ever a person back in medieval times who had such a thought?#jokingly thinking 'what if people dressed up as us in the future and played and had fun pretending to be us?'#cuz idk man. if we think of the future and how people may perceive us then..#and if I know anything of human nature..... it's all same. someone back then must have had a similar thought at least just once#anyways I'm looking up some medieval clothing stuff and saw some larping armor and I am amazed that these people--#--would go through all the trouble to be as authentic as possible. they're a whole different breed (positive)#the armor slapped. it looked SO GOOD.
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i think alan should get to punch canach square in the face at least once. like one really good solid one right to the nose. it's his right
marina and i have Joked about alan hitting a breaking point in HoT and just fucking jumping him but i don't know if that's like. canon. but just once. JUST ONCE
(well i mean he probably did while. arresting him for ecoterrorism in southsun. but i mean for personal reasons. off the clock)
#this post brought to u by circulation by hotel mira coming up on shuffle#and me grimacing as i drag it onto both my alan/glyn AND glynach playlists#the inside of alan's brain but it's donkey kong you may slap it. ONCE . jpg re: Canach's Head
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isadora visits her father's grave, despite the fact that she told herself she'd never set foot within neverwinter again, because she's not really sure what else to do in the wake of learning he died. the dirt is still freshly-churned, his body barley cooled six feet under - she missed the funeral by two days. astarion goes with her, because of course he does, wrapped head-to-toe in armour to save his skin from crumbling to dust under the blaring sun. on their way back to the tavern where they'd rented a room for the night, isa unconsciously finds herself walking by her childhood home, with the arched doorway and her father's merchant symbol engraved on the front steps. too late, she realises. too late, and her mother is opening the front door.
#oc tag#ch: isadora#they hardly talk#just stare at each other for long enough that astarion makes to awkardly interject#but then her mother calls her 'dora' and the nickname is like a slap to the face and astarion is suddenly bow string taut at isa's elbow#she holds it together for the conversation - spits out 'hello mother' and acts as if the whole thing is beneath her#because she wants her mum to know that she won! that she made a name for herself! that she's worth something now!#she and astarion make it back to the tavern and it's only once they're securely locked in their room that she just fucking .... breaks down#astarion hugs her to sleep and fights the urge to go back to that pretty two-story townhouse and burn it to the fucking ground#it strikes him though at how similar isa and her mother looked#horns and tail and isa's pink skin tone aside .... she may as well have been a younger mirror of her mother#if you really looked#something about hating the thing staring right back at you#idk i'm kinda self conscious about my ocs at the moment but ive also been thinking about them So Much#isa in particular
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i think erzsi can be vulnerable for or during sex like any other person, but talking about dom&sub dynamics in specific (aka sex roleplaying lol), imo anything too hardcore will activate her "i'm going to fucking kill you" mode, besides making her panic a bit. a combination of them being like that, and an another bit of trauma.
tldr: hc switch but dom leaning?
#“you may slap it. once.”#<-that but not literally lol. you get it#nothing to do with girlbossing#can be a force to be reckoned but otherwise a disaster#'i'm going to barricade this door until i can force a smile' what#kind of not very composed#hws hungary#nsft txt#aph hungary#sr. tnddr
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I realise that I have harmless girl in a hat vibes and was about to get comically affronted about it however I also remembered that I've actually never been able to even properly argue (i.e. the kind with shouting) with anyone like ever (even the people whose words/actions I've worked myself into a towering rage about) without giving up halfway and wanting to cry because I hate conflict confrontation with a passion and would much rather live and let live, even if the person is horribly Wrong. so everyone saying that they'd win in a fight against me is in fact.... very correct
#that along with the fact that the most physical damage i've ever done to a person is make them annoyed (pinching with my brother)#(possibly kicking him in the shins too) (i also may have poked people's eyes as a toddler but i take no responsibility for#toddler songbird's ruthless actions) (i briefly contemplated slapping someone once but i have as lmm montgomery puts it#a puritanical conscience and the very idea horrified me after i thought of it which is just as well. it would've ended badly if i HAD)#HOWEVER if we're playing board games i shan't show you any mercy! if there's one thing i can do it's slap cards down triumphantly!#i used to be a menace at playing dutch blitz and slapjack and also poker (we played with seashells)#but come to think of it i HAVE lost my edge. so never mind lolllll#songbird again
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(In response to your tags on the post about working with vocal synths) VOCALOIDS CAN SNEEZE?!?!?!
I've been listening to this music for almost a decade and I'm still amazed by what we can do with this
I'd really like to hear that now lol
no see like the issue is that they can't i'm just cursed and encounter very unique problems lol
#vocaloid#well... to my knowledge.#some vbs have these little .wav file folders with like bonus samples like 'one' 'two' 'haha' lets go' or whatever recorded by the provider#that u can slap into ur track. obvs i dont know the contents of most of them but there may be official sneezes for some of them#in my case it was just a very fucked up [ch] consonant though <3#idr abt v6 bc i dont have it but vocaloid 5 also has like these attack and release effects#where u can add ornamentation and such to ur notes#would i say it's useful? Well.#it may work better for v5 vocals. maybe it's just derpy as hell because earlier ones are not very compatible with newer technology.#couldnt tell you i've not once used the v5 gang lmao and im not planning on changing that hoenestly#ANYWAYS#it's debatable whether you would find the ornamentation options useful in a traditional way but it is undeniable that you could#bring forth some Quite Interesting sounds and kinds of expression using them if you wanted to#say what u want abt v5 being shit (it is (it has to not crash within 3 minutes first to make that judgement though)) but#if you're insane and like to spend countless hours playing with ur fucked up little gay track to make something unconventional#it's actually quite possible up in this bitch#also as a lily connoisseur the v5 parameters are insane. i can make her stop yelling <3#i got sidetracked quite a couple of times there sowwy#anyways if u want to it's indeed very possible to frankenstein a sneeze-like abomination given enough trial and error#not officially unless there's a pre-recorded sample but it can be done#unfortunately i dont know how to do it on purpose ): yet.#when im less busy maybe ill play around with it at some point soonish#ask
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Been thinking some and realized it's already a year and some months since I've exited the world of Social Media Marketing everywhere. While the decline in mental health has been caused by The Arts this time, it's still the best decision I've ever made in this career.
#as if to say i make great life choices on the regular DO NOT be fooled!#i was still very much sold on copywriting if that was all i get to do really but....#may jesus slap you if you have to expect me to track your profile growth every single fucking day#how many influencers posted stories#just so you can look at it once it's sent and go about the rest of your day doing whateverthefuck#typing away on your lame-ass keychron build which you probably spent#(squints) a hundo on#yeah. fuck that shit. worst job in the worst worldly predicament ever
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