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Um……. Stan whiteboard doodles anyone…..? *Kicks a rock with my foot and it ricochets off a pole, striking me in the head and killing me instantly.*

Click for Quality! And please don’t repost, reblog instead!

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Silly

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REBLOG AND REPOST THIS IMAGE.

I MADE IT. YOU ARE FREE TO USE IT WITHOUT CREDITING ME. ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU SPREAD IT.

repost in on all platforms. print it out and put up posters (if you don’t have a printer you can find one at your local public library or printer/copier store, using the public printers is very cheap if not free). give it to people

make your own art and do the same. i know not all of us can do much, but we can do a lot more than we think we can.

i love you all, stay safe

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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

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guess what i just spent 5 hours on.

thats right, redrawing nyl from the MV of RIProducer's "Above And Beyond" as my human!Bill Cipher design.

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Not my usual content, but I made something I wanted to share...

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favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

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bold of you to assume they're not both non-binary

TASTE THE WRATH OF MY HEADCANONS

Dj: They/He/It/Xe. they dont call xem transcendental dj for nothin

Starlane: She/They/Star/Light. grew those shoulder boulders starself with 𝓬𝓸𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓬 𝓔

ok guys i love intangible yaoi as much as the next guy but what if space music regular couple /silly /ref /imnothomophobicimjustreferencingameme

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it's feminism and gay rights to have an m/m/f pairing because women deserve to have two boyfriends and guys should have gay sex with each other

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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voted #1 to commit indecent exposure in college

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listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.

like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been

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More Than You; More Than Me - Submitted by SeesawSiya

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THE FINAL CRINGETOBER DAY 30!!!