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Hi queer fans of queer stuff! How are we feeling with today's TV industry? How about really bloody angry?
Look, the recent cancelation of Dead Boy Detectives is obviously personal for its fandom, but it's also one more nail in the coffin and I think we have to start doing something about it together.
I went through this with Sense8. With Our Flag Means Death. With smaller but also amazing shows like The Bastard Son and the Devil Himself. Not to mention when it's not cancelled yet but it's boycotted with seasons cut in half or zero marketing. *I am tired*.
If you are too, I ask you to join the campaign. This is specifically about increasing views and attention, not because Netflix is necessarily going to change their minds (we know that's unlikely), but because we want to prove that we exist as a group.
So even if you don't feel like actually watching right now, we ask you to give it a stream if you have a Netflix account, with headphones connected or low volume. If you don't have a Netflix account, and honestly good for you, you can help by boosting us in social media.
I do recommend Dead Boy Detectives for real, it's REALLY good, but this is more about joining forces. They want numbers, so we give them numbers in the most petty way: after they cancelled so that other networks will get interested. At the very least, the crew and creators might get some royalties and they deserve it after busting their asses for years to give us this season.
TL;DR: stream dead boy detectives as a community to shove it in their faces
#if you want to repost the image you absolutely can everywhere#dead boy detectives#our flag means death#sense8#first kill#half bad#the bastard son & the devil himself#warrior nun#glamorous#shadow and bone#supernatural#1899 netflix#dead end paranormal park#one of us is lying#netflix#heartstopper#euphoria#i am not okay with this#queer#lgbtq#pride#save dead boy detectives#dbda#interview with the vampire#the umbrella academy#good omens#sandman
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Look I don't claim to be a genius or an expert in Hollow Knight Lore. But I never quite understood the wastes and how they like, wipe your mind. To quote the Lore Tablet: "Those foolish enough to traverse this void must pay the toll and relinquish the precious mind this kingdom grants." and Hornet confirms this by saying Ghost is of two voids: The actual Void, and the 'void' of the wastelands.
BUT ALSO??
HOWD THEY GET HERE
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Okay so I had heard that Hugo fucked but nothing could prepare me for actually reading up on it. THIS IS THE GUY WHO KEPT PRAISING CHASTITY???
#Bro has not heard of ‘write what you know’#but how. how did he write Jean Valjean as a virgin how could he percieve the existence of chastity WHEN HE HIMSELF FUCKED THREE TIMES A DAY#i’m not saying that is the biggest difference between him and Jean Valjean but i’m sorry this is bigger than class difference#i’m kidding#mostly#I am agogh. I am aghast.#Marius is his self insert#and yet. he is a good little christian who marries before bedding. you lying little bastard#fucking fucker.#the brick#les mis
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recently watched a handful of episodes of Supernatural and im kinda impressed with Dean's steadfast belief that all monsters are monsters and can't be redeemed.
With that in mind... there could be some VERY angsty Danny Phantom crossovers with that as the main premise
#this has deff been done before somewhere#dpxsu#bones prompts#they wouldn't care that Danny is a kid. a monster is a monster and they MIGHT later do bad things so might as well kill them now#like thats the premise of so many episodes. They'd kill danny with only one small second thought#bone tangent time bc Supernatural is bonkers. These boys need a MIB mind wipe plus therapy if they ever wanna be mentally ok ever again#also reading fics and seeing gifs with the winchesters being sweet and sarcastic and shit was jarring#because after a few episodes you very quickly realize that the Winchesters Arent Good People.#Dean has enough red flags he should be bound with caution tape. the guy is a Grade A Asshole. Absolutely no idea how he gets women. Genuine#and oH MAN i thought yall were underselling just how needlessly dramatic everything is bc its very soap opera esque but YALL WERENT LYING#im certainly not gonna watch the whole show. I'd much rather read Constantine comics. he's better and knows he's a bastard#none the less it was a very fun show! It's neat seeing technically the good guys save the world. they certainly aren't Good Guys tho
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one of the funniest things bk moon ever did was make you believe lloyd was Gone™ by having javier be all wistful and yearning about his old master convincing you that this is an old heartbreak that never healed right and that he's still mourning him centuries later. only to then reveal that not only is lloyd alive and perfectly okay he's literally one phone call away. javier can literally just pick up the phone and have a direct line with him any time he wants. he's just being dramatic about not being at his side 24/7 like he used to. it's so fucking funny asjkhksfjs
#i talk a lot <3#cpsm#crown prince sells medicine#cpsm spoilers#javier asrahan#lloyd frontera#ch 466#ch 467#I MOURNED HIM YOU BASTARD#fellas do you ever miss someone so much the way you talk about them makes people believe they're dead but actually they're fine#and you're just upset he's not an arms reach like you used to be#javier: *lying face down on the ground* i miss lloyd-nim so much. if i could just have one more conversation with him...#lloyd: *through the phone* i'm literally right here you bastard#javier: sometimes i can still hear his voice...#sorry sorry i'm not downplaying the actual heartbreak of them not being able to see each other face to face for actual centuries#but it's just the funniest thing to me aksjhkdsf#the apothecary prince#tap#tap spoilers#the apothecary prince spoilers
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he still has his tonsils. by the way if you even care
#sorry this is fucking UNINTELLIGIBLE but unfortunately i’m still on my bullshit about dr. daddyissues. yeah it’s gonna be all month#i am rotating episode 2.8 ‘the mistake’ in my head at breakneck speed. i am gnawing on it i want to swallow it#oh he’s such a lying liar who lies. charming little bastard. would rather die/lose his license than express one wholly unaffected emotion#‘he thinks not giving a crap makes him like house. like it’s something to aspire to’ quick question HOW serious do the daddy issues have to#be before you start latching on to fucking GREGORY HOUSE as a paternal figure and role model. really#even cameron is not down this bad. even WILSON is not down this bad.#the daddy issues of it all are very understandable though because even setting aside whatever went down back in childhood that shit his#father did to him in seasons 1-2 is SO messed up. jesus#imagine traveling all the way across the world to the hospital your son works in for a consult which confirms what you already knew: you’re#going to die of cancer in like 2 months. making a whole point out of stopping by to visit your son. not telling him what’s going on.#letting him spend a whole episode’s worth of time gradually coming to terms with his complicated feelings towards you (complicated on#account of a whole childhood of objectively awful parenting). the kid finally is able to try reaching back out to you. after YOU initiated#the contact in the first place. how do you react? well obviously by telling him ‘oh sorry i actually have to get in a taxi right now’ and#fucking back off to the other side of the world without giving him a chance to actually talk to you at all and resolve any of the emotions#you just dredged up. oh by the way you still haven’t fucking told him you’re about to die and in fact actively mislead him into thinking#he’s going to have the chance to try meeting with you again next time he visits your home country.#especially fucked up given that the whole reason it DID take your son so long to come around THIS time is that he feels like every time#he’s tried reaching out to you in the past you’ve just disappointed him by refusing to put in the effort to meet him there.#And Now Here We Are Again.#rowan what the FUCK is wrong with you. i want to dig you up and kill you again#house md#robert chase#caseyposting
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Mr Steal Your Girl's about to get Descending Darked all the way to the fucking abyss
#my art#hollow knight#zote the mighty#zote#that's for lying to bretta you little bastard#yes he's my favorite character. yes he should get punched more often#jojo reference
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sending childe—a notoriously impatient man—on an impossible scavenger hunt as a way to stave off his advances (since he won’t take “no” for an answer). you tell him that if he can complete it within a day’s time, he can court you.
#a la leslie knope#this is so funny to me#getting zhongli’s help.............. i feel like he would know old riddles that are hard to solve#anyway at first childe thinks he’s got it in the bag like the cocky shit he is#but then he gets a wakeup call#and then he panics#and then he starts hacking and slashing his way through#prob finds a shortcut (like ben lmao) and finishes by the skin of his teeth#unfortunately for you#you’re like penelope (the odyssey) except you’re keeping suitors away just because you don’t want them.#not because you’re waiting for your lying cheating bastard husband#childe <3
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I am not okay. Just finished ep 36 of malevpod and. I. Aaaaa. Oscar our sweet little baby boy murderer just needs to be alright and the conversation and John and. John you manipulative bastard I knew what you were doing when you were trying to convince Arthur not to tell Oscar about this you don't actually care about Oscar now do you you just want Arthur to yourself and. oscar. Oscar you let the man live that is so aa and yet good on you for being sane I guess(?) still agree that abusive priestman whos name I don't care to remember should've died. And. Arthur. Aaaaaaa oh arthur. Arthur. Why. Why. That last line of the episode. Why did you say that. Why did you make me scream so. So much. Aa. Why are you not okay like i know why logically but how do you make things so aaaaaaaaaa. And telling oscar to help others and that you're giving a reaosn and stuff im not okay I related to them way too m uch for my liking and wby was that last line so emotionally devistating why arthur are you so goddamn poetic I'm going to kill you not actually because I love you and hate you and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa "I'm glad Parker didn't feel the same way." IM NOT OKAY ABOUT THIS LINE!!!!!!!!!!!
#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#why. why has my brain chosen to just not. aa.#I'm not okay about this fandom.#I love/hate them all so much#other than oscar#my boy did nothing wrong#but arthur. you're losing your humanity. and johns getting it. and that's a weird exchange yknow?#and john you manipulative bastard prick#you were trying to convince arthur not to rely on oscar why? because you're jealous aren't you?#anyways i'm not okay about this fandom one bit.#the idea that parker was the only thing keeping arthur together was. is. no. aa. it's such an emotionally filled thought it hurts.#parker we never heard your voice or learned your face but we as a fandom love you so much.#and the line about bedrock. i cant. i just cant.#anyways. yes. amazing. i'm not emotionally stable. well done. they totally arent going to die tragically <-lying to myself#this episode has given me so many emotions i was actively screaming / yelling / going 'aaaaa' in a monotonous fashion.#with all that said.#malevolent#arthur lester malevolent#john doe malevolent#john malevolent#arthur malevolent#malevolent arthur#malevolent john#malevolent pod#malevolent podcast#oscar malevolent#arthur lester
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Derived from an idea that just came to me.
If a Lucis Caelum (or anyone else, really) uses too much magic and dies by burning up into ash and ember, consider Lucis Caelum’s who fail to do so crystallizing. Creating curatives, talismans, flasks, beacons, etc takes the edge off of magic build-up, but if you don’t for a while or can’t…
Was wondering about Ardyn and Ace in a situation like that, and one - or both - of them dealing with it or the aftermath.
Ardyn, because he spent two millennia chained away and literally crucified. Ace, because he is trying to not out himself as an LC.
It happens gradually. The slow crystallization of Ace’s skin isn’t something he notices until he looks down one day and sees the lightning fractal scars that run down his left arm shimmering lilac in the light of his kitchen. The crystals forming on his skin are small, easy to over look and mistake for some sort of cosmetic.
Ace begins to wear long sleeves anyway.
It won’t stop Nyx from finding out, but it will give Ace time to figure out how to tell Nyx what is happening.
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That’s what he thought at least. Ace had only meant to deliver lunch to his friends. He didn’t even think of the scale like crystals decorating his arms under the long sleeves he wears when he threw him in between Luche and a would be assassin.
The assassins blade ricochets off of the crystal on Ace’s arm and in the next moment Tredd has the assassin unconscious.
“Are you alright?” Ace asks Luche.
Luche’s eyes are furious. His glare concentrated on the crystal that is slowly overtaking Ace’s arm.
Ace follows Luche’s gaze to find that his sleeve is ripped and the evidence of what has been happening to him is undeniable.
“Ace,” Luche says in a tone that brokers no argument, “You owe us an explanation.”
Ace blanks.
Footsteps distracts him long enough for someone else to sigh heavily. Ace turns, Tredd tries to block Ace’s arm from sight but it’s too late.
Clarus stands before them with Cor at his side and both men suddenly look exhausted.
“I believe,” Clarus says with the tone of a man who is unbelievably tired, “We need to talk.”
#royal bastard au#ace: I’ll surely tell everyone at some point!#ace: a lying liar who lies#Ardyn: surely I warned my nephew son enough about the dangers of not using magic#later#Ardyn: APPARENTLY I DID NOT *bursts into Aces room dragging aces friends behind him*#Ardyn: give them magic now#ace: I-#Ardyn: no excuses. you are literally turning into a rock#Ardyn: give them the magic
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"Queensland summers aren't that hot," he said, erroneously.
Those double-coated sheepdogs are in for a really bad time. They should get haircuts like Wendy and Judo!
#you trying to get them killed mate?? that cheeky bastard's lying through his teeth 😂#i'm not gonna post anything too spoiler-y until like a week from now so you can just filter out “bluey the sign” as a tag#time to put stuff in drafts!#original post#cartoons#bluey#bluey the sign#the sign
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i simply LOVE when characters lie and manipulate others without ever actually telling a single falsehood
#based on recent blogging you may think that this post is about sauron from rings of power#but actually it is about kim secretan from the will darling books#what a lying bastard (said with deep affection)#pie says stuff#pie reads#will darling#the will darling adventures#kj charles#books
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so guess who fucking called it.
#magolor is NOT HALCANDRIAN#RIGHT FROM THE BASTARDS MOUTH#hes just the biggest fucking weeb#the biggest fucking fanboy ever#and he gave hyness a goddamn aneurysm the first time they met#hello! i am a false salvation! like how do you even REPLY to that#anyways i called it i knew this man was a lying little weeb the whole fucking time the second we learned his name translation#magolor#krtdl spoilers#kirby return to dreamland#kirby#i keep getting messages to tag this with spoilers even tho it already has spoilers tagged so heres more#krtdldx spoilers#krtdld spoilers#kirby spoilers#spoilers
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your uh, saviors of toufu everyone. (we don’t talk about sebastian)
#ohsama sentai kingohger#kingohger#ohsama sentai king ohger#king ohger#ohsama sentai king-ohger#king-ohger#super sentai#tokusatsu#tokuedit#my gifs#my edit#in an episode of scheming lying and friendship we get three idiots seduced by food#and overacting to their desires#oh kaguragi you glorious bastard
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if you REALLY love your bunny, you'd give him all your crusts
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Besides... I'm not the only liar here.
#my art#fate/grand order#fgo#oberon vortigern#altria caster#altria#fate/#lostbelt 6#avalon le fae#this lostbelt isn't exactly the most exciting compared to atlantis#but i love how human everyone is#how not everyone is always good and ready to save everyone#how no matter how much good you do#things still doesnt go right#I LOVE ALL THESE LYING BASTARDS#and on a side note#wth pepe#WTH#castoria
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